NFT: Lucky Justin Verlander

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Death by two breasts. I guess you could go in worse ways.

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Little does she know that she and Megan Fox have been married to BBI for years.

......oh wait. Damn.

Is luckier.

In 15 years Kate will have a much better chance to be big as a house. A beautiful big house. But still.

He's been nailing her for a few years. I set the o/u on the marriage at 2 years.

"a man most damned in a fair wife"?

It's most guys fantasy to have a woman who looks like Kate Upton. But being married to her might not be as great as you imagine.

she knows how to cook

The ring, that is...

Upton just throws on something from Topshop and looks spectacular.

Blonde hair, blue eyes. Perfect.

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A little on her fastball too.

In comment 12942334 Jim in Tampa said:

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A little on her fastball too.

that's a few more mph than most have ever had!

I can't help but feel like this thread was a lost opportunity.

In comment 12942281 Dave in Hoboken said:

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Blonde hair, blue eyes. Perfect.

You couldn't be more reich.

I was at a birthday party for one of Upton's hair stylists, who was dating my buddy at the time and Kate was there. I talked to her for about 15 minutes. She said she had a relationship dilemma - she really likes this guy but she says the relationship is tough because they both travel a lot and she wasn't sure she wanted to stick it out. I told her that she should give it a chance before just calling it quits and try to focus more on the person/relationship than the circumstances, which can be managed.

I don't know who the guy in question was but it could have been Verlander, so I may have inadvertently greased the wheels for this!

Sorry everyone.

gorge..

She went down on me for several hours. Then I told her to marry Verlander.

In comment 12942389 RB^2 said:

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I was at a birthday party for one of Upton's hair stylists, who was dating my buddy at the time and Kate was there. I talked to her for about 15 minutes. She said she had a relationship dilemma - she really likes this guy but she says the relationship is tough because they both travel a lot and she wasn't sure she wanted to stick it out. I told her that she should give it a chance before just calling it quits and try to focus more on the person/relationship than the circumstances, which can be managed. I don't know who the guy in question was but it could have been Verlander, so I may have inadvertently greased the wheels for this! Sorry everyone.

So basically you're that safe guy stuck in the Friend Zone giving out the bestest advice.

He should have stayed single and kept hitting it instead. If/when she talked marriage, he should have moved on to the next one.

Who banged Megan Fox?

Am I misremembering?

There was some alleged conquest, yes?

In comment 12942509 MetsAreBack said:

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In comment 12942389 RB^2 said: Quote: I was at a birthday party for one of Upton's hair stylists, who was dating my buddy at the time and Kate was there. I talked to her for about 15 minutes. She said she had a relationship dilemma - she really likes this guy but she says the relationship is tough because they both travel a lot and she wasn't sure she wanted to stick it out. I told her that she should give it a chance before just calling it quits and try to focus more on the person/relationship than the circumstances, which can be managed. I don't know who the guy in question was but it could have been Verlander, so I may have inadvertently greased the wheels for this! Sorry everyone. So basically you're that safe guy stuck in the Friend Zone giving out the bestest advice.

Conversely, she may have opened herself up to me emotionally as a way of coming on to me but instead of giving in, I let her down easy and let her save face. So it's the other way around - I'm not in the friend zone, she is.

Admittedly, this is a highly questionable interpretation of the events.

In comment 12942575 Beezer said:

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Who banged Megan Fox? Am I misremembering? There was some alleged conquest, yes?

Yes, I remember this too for some reason but it wasn't Fox. Jennifer Love Hewitt maybe?

It's been like 10 years, though. I peaked early in life.

Better thumbs.

is a screamer. Any truth to that?

moaner but she's clearly into it.

Meh. He was banging her long before he was engaged to her. Now he’s really in for it since he’s 33 or whatever and his career “winds down” so he’ll have more down time in his later years to hear her thoughts and opinions when he isn’t on the road. I’m sure she has a nice “personality” so good for him! Lol, I don’t know about that one Munn girl Aaron Rodgers is with. She’s not even trying to hide her bitchiness in their photos together. I couldn’t imagine him ever not needing Excedrin or whatever else.

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Meh. He was banging her long before he was engaged to her. Now he’s really in for it since he’s 33 or whatever and his career “winds down” so he’ll have more down time in his later years to hear her thoughts and opinions when he isn’t on the road. I’m sure she has a nice “personality” so good for him! Lol, I don’t know about that one Munn girl Aaron Rodgers is with. She’s not even trying to hide her bitchiness in their photos together. I couldn’t imagine him ever not needing Excedrin or whatever else.

However olivia munn may appear in clothed photos, she's a colossal freak, and there are some surprising leaked texts and photos she sent out floating around the interwebs.

Is the field to be in..

In comment 12942585 RB^2 said:

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Conversely, she may have opened herself up to me emotionally as a way of coming on to me but instead of giving in, I let her down easy and let her save face. So it's the other way around - I'm not in the friend zone, she is. Admittedly, this is a highly questionable interpretation of the events.

LOL. Well even if one was the "safe" guy friend to Kate Upton, there are far worse things to be in life.

she isn't a great person and that these two people aren't made for each other.