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NFT: Cookie Puss: Howard Stern and Fred Norris

Jints in Carolina : 5/24/2016 7:34 am
While driving into work this morning on Howard 101 listening to Sternthology, the infamous cookie puss came on. Never gets old.

"I hate fudgie the whale. Now that Tom Carverl is dead I can show my true colors".

Fred got so pissed off that Howard told Robin he was afraid to go to commercial.

Such a classic Stern moment.

Hey Fred  
Jints in Carolina : 5/24/2016 7:48 am : link
How come you didn't get your mother a fudgie the whale?
For  
DanMetroMan : 5/24/2016 7:50 am : link
My money... Funniest segment in show history
Gary's love tape  
Joey in VA : 5/24/2016 8:01 am : link
Is still my favorite but that's an excellent one
Haven't had Sirius in a while but I miss that show.  
Jerz44 : 5/24/2016 8:20 am : link
When they pranked Sal and he recorded those apology public service announcements. Oh man.
Had to go back and listen.  
Beezer : 5/24/2016 8:21 am : link

lol

The Cookie Puss voice ...
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RE: Gary's love tape  
Bobby Humphrey's Earpad : 5/24/2016 8:27 am : link
In comment 12968917 Joey in VA said:
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Is still my favorite but that's an excellent one


Gary's tape is great because of the regular fans in the audience. At one point Howard just cracks up and says "What are you guys, professional comedians!"
the guys in the audience actually bothered me  
Jints in Carolina : 5/24/2016 8:38 am : link
interrupted too much.
I'm sorry I'm just an ice cream cake  
Motley Two : 5/24/2016 9:18 am : link
I'm not as smart as you, Mr. Smarty Pants!
used to love  
Old Dirty : 5/24/2016 9:58 am : link
Mama Looka Booboo Day, when Howard would pretend they were in the news chopper.

That, and when he would talk about how scary Fred is.
''Hi, this is Sal Governale...'  
Mike in Long Beach : 5/24/2016 10:13 am : link
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So many hilarious moments  
GiantJake : 5/24/2016 11:08 am : link
I used to love when Robin was trying to do the news and Artie and Gilbert would be laughing hysterically and having their own conversation. Robin used to get so annoyed. So funny.
I still can't believe he signed again through 2020  
Mike in Long Beach : 5/24/2016 11:19 am : link
He seemed like a guy dedicated on cementing his legacy without any racist undertone to it. Fans of the show know he's the farthest thing from racist, but Gary the Retard is a term that doesn't fly these days. Changing the name to Gary the Conquerer just reminds me people of the name he once had.

I always thought he'd distance himself from that raunchy aspect of the show and really build the "best interviewer of all time" brand. Figured he'd only work once or twice a month and it'd always be an event, with him interviewing a high-profile name going through a high-profile ordeal. The show would always be there, but I thought he'd go out strictly as the master interviewer.
RE: So many hilarious moments  
Jints in Carolina : 5/24/2016 11:59 am : link
In comment 12969257 GiantJake said:
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I used to love when Robin was trying to do the news and Artie and Gilbert would be laughing hysterically and having their own conversation. Robin used to get so annoyed. So funny.


Heard one of those moments driving home from work yesterday. They were both doing Johnny Carson impersonations. Robin couldn't get a word in.
Artie's Ash Wednesday story  
RB^2 : 5/24/2016 12:07 pm : link
is also up there. LMAO Howard and his crew could bring the LULZ like no one else.
Jesus Twins, FTW  
Anakim : 5/24/2016 12:11 pm : link
Their manager was an unsung hero
RE: So many hilarious moments  
Bobby Humphrey's Earpad : 5/24/2016 12:39 pm : link
In comment 12969257 GiantJake said:
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I used to love when Robin was trying to do the news and Artie and Gilbert would be laughing hysterically and having their own conversation. Robin used to get so annoyed. So funny.


I loved the news with Gilbert, especially when Jackie was there. The timing and wit of those three was impeccable in the 90s.
You guys ever see where KC showed up drunk, years after his last show?  
Mike in Long Beach : 5/24/2016 12:44 pm : link
Very sad...
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He seemed to me like a guy on the verge of hurting himself.  
Mike in Long Beach : 5/24/2016 12:44 pm : link
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I was a big fan of the Stern show throughout the '90s.  
Mr. Bungle : 5/24/2016 12:45 pm : link
I never understood the big deal with this segment. I can think of 25 Stern segments that are a lot funnier.
it's the whole Fred mystery  
djm : 5/24/2016 1:03 pm : link
this moment basically proved that Fred is indeed a madman.
To this day, I am not sure I have ever last as hard ...  
Boy Cord : 5/24/2016 5:15 pm : link
... as when Stuttering John asked Ted Williams who took more balls under the chin, Rock Hudson or Yogi Berra? I remember driving into work on Wisconsin Ave. in Bethesda, MD in what must have been the early to mid 90s.
Last s/h/b laughed.  
Boy Cord : 5/24/2016 5:27 pm : link
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Still one of the  
B in ALB : 5/24/2016 7:35 pm : link
If not THE greatest moments in Stern show history.

"He lookin a berry a scared. I see OJ."
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RE: I still can't believe he signed again through 2020  
schabadoo : 5/24/2016 8:16 pm : link
In comment 12969274 Mike in Long Beach said:
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He seemed like a guy dedicated on cementing his legacy without any racist undertone to it. Fans of the show know he's the farthest thing from racist, but Gary the Retard is a term that doesn't fly these days. Changing the name to Gary the Conquerer just reminds me people of the name he once had.

I always thought he'd distance himself from that raunchy aspect of the show and really build the "best interviewer of all time" brand. Figured he'd only work once or twice a month and it'd always be an event, with him interviewing a high-profile name going through a high-profile ordeal. The show would always be there, but I thought he'd go out strictly as the master interviewer.


The guy has to work. They'll have to pry the mic out of his hand.

Remember that movie about the love of his life, who he'd do anything for? He chose radio over her.
RE: Artie's Ash Wednesday story  
NJGiantFan84 : 5/24/2016 9:42 pm : link
In comment 12969340 RB^2 said:
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is also up there. LMAO Howard and his crew could bring the LULZ like no one else.


Its the type of story Artie needs to tell. When I relay it, the story doesn't go over the same.

One thing I greatly miss about the Artie days is how unpredictable the show became. Happy or angry, Artie could do anything on any given day that would be epic. I never missed a show then. I was afraid Id miss something.

I still enjoy the show, but I miss that aspect of it. The craziness has subsided since his departure.
RE: RE: I still can't believe he signed again through 2020  
LauderdaleMatty : 5/24/2016 9:47 pm : link
In comment 12969909 schabadoo said:
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In comment 12969274 Mike in Long Beach said:


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He seemed like a guy dedicated on cementing his legacy without any racist undertone to it. Fans of the show know he's the farthest thing from racist, but Gary the Retard is a term that doesn't fly these days. Changing the name to Gary the Conquerer just reminds me people of the name he once had.

I always thought he'd distance himself from that raunchy aspect of the show and really build the "best interviewer of all time" brand. Figured he'd only work once or twice a month and it'd always be an event, with him interviewing a high-profile name going through a high-profile ordeal. The show would always be there, but I thought he'd go out strictly as the master interviewer.



The guy has to work. They'll have to pry the mic out of his hand.

Remember that movie about the love of his life, who he'd do anything for? He chose radio over her.


This. He's a hypocrit and a sellout. Everything he always claimed he hated. Americas Got Talent was the pinnacle of how far he's fallen. Doesn't mean he's not still funny but his hypocrisy got to me years ago.

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