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NFT: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions...

Chris in Philly : 5/25/2016 11:51 am
on Playmate of the Month.
One ping only  
MadPlaid : 5/25/2016 11:52 am : link
Vaseli
I will marry a round American woman  
mfsd : 5/25/2016 11:52 am : link
and I will raise rabbits. And she will cook them for me.
I would like to have seen  
PEEJ : 5/25/2016 11:54 am : link
Montana
The average Rooskie, son,  
T in NJ : 5/25/2016 11:55 am : link
don't take a dump without a plan
I said speak your mind, Jack...but Jesus...  
Bold Ruler : Mod : 5/25/2016 11:55 am : link
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Now, that torpedo did not self-destruct  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 11:59 am : link
You heard it hit the hull, and I....was never here.
What are these doors?  
Bold Ruler : Mod : 5/25/2016 12:01 pm : link
?
Mancuso  
Shadow : 5/25/2016 12:02 pm : link
All right, Mr. Ryan, we just unzipped our fly. Mr. Thompson, open the outer doors, firing point procedures. Now, if that bastard so much as twitches, I'm going to blow him right to Mars.
Listen...  
Chris in Philly : 5/25/2016 12:03 pm : link
I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.
RE: One ping only  
Cruzin : 5/25/2016 12:05 pm : link
In comment 12970663 MadPlaid said:
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Vaseli


I say that to my kid when he swings and misses in youth baseball since they use aluminum bats, " only takes one pitch Bear, one ping only Vasily".
Central Intelligence Agency...  
Chris in Philly : 5/25/2016 12:07 pm : link
Now, there's a contradiction in terms.
Andrei, you'e telling me you've lost  
Bobby Humphrey's Earpad : 5/25/2016 12:11 pm : link
another submarine?
A cook!?!?  
section125 : 5/25/2016 12:12 pm : link
A goddamn cook!!!!!!
Fly big "D"  
section125 : 5/25/2016 12:15 pm : link
Fly.
Someone must really have a burr up his ass  
Rocky369 : 5/25/2016 12:15 pm : link
to go through a stunt like this.
Three....one....five  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 12:24 pm : link
Ryan don't turn that goddamned wheel!
Well...  
Chris in Philly : 5/25/2016 12:24 pm : link
they're moving at almost forty knots. At that speed, they could run right over my daughter's stereo and not hear it.
You know, I seen me a mermaid once.  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 12:25 pm : link
Even seen me a shark eat an octopus....but I ain't never seen no phantom Russian sub.
You will go with the men in the life rafts...  
Chris in Philly : 5/25/2016 12:27 pm : link
The officers and I will submerge beneath you, and scuttle the ship.
There will be no going back.  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 12:32 pm : link
Before we sailed, I dispatched a letter to Admiral Bedorin in which I informed him of our intentions to defect.

-In the name of god, why? You have signed our death warrants.
-Bedorin will send the whole fleet after us.

When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result, his men were well motivated. You're worried about our fleet, Yuri? Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us....one chance in three. More tea, anyone, hmm? No? Very well then, return to your posts.
Once more..  
Shadow : 5/25/2016 12:32 pm : link
We play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary - The American Navy. For forty years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage.
a goddamned cook  
mort christenson : 5/25/2016 12:34 pm : link
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Captain, the American is returning to his original course!  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 12:35 pm : link
You see? They can't hear us!

-And the singing?

Let them sing.
Mr. Thompson!  
BJ Slade : 5/25/2016 12:36 pm : link
Call Chief Watson to the conn... with his sidearm

{Snaps fingers}
Ramius:  
Shadow : 5/25/2016 12:36 pm : link

There's one thing you haven't yet asked me: why?

Jack Ryan: Well, I thought you would tell me when you felt ready.

Captain Ramius: Well, there are those who believe that we should attack the United States first. Settle everything in one moment. Red October was built for that purpose.
You know, when I was a kid, I helped my dad build an bomb shelter  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 12:43 pm : link
in our backyard because some jerk parked a dozen warheads 90 miles from the coast of Florida. THIS thing could park a couple hundred warheads 90 miles from Washington, and no one would know anything about it until it was all over.
We have a briefing with the President in thirty minutes.  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 1:03 pm : link
-Who's giving the briefing?

You are.
Tupolev  
Shadow : 5/25/2016 1:04 pm : link
: We're going to kill a friend, Yvgeni. We're going to kill Ramius.
You arrogant ass! You've killed US!  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 1:17 pm : link
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Have you ever met Captain Ramius, General?  
Bold Ruler : Mod : 5/25/2016 1:19 pm : link
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Admiral Josh Painter: You think he's crazy?  
RC02XX : 5/25/2016 1:25 pm : link
Captain Davenport: Certifiable. And no matter what his credentials, I don't care for him wearing the uniform.

Admiral Josh Painter: You see that ring on his finger? The Academy, Class of '72. A Marine.

Captain Davenport: You're kidding! How did you...

Admiral Josh Painter: Greer told me. Summer of his third year, he and his squad went down in a chopper accident in the Med. Bad - pilot, crew killed. That kid spent ten months in traction, another year learning to walk again. Did his fourth year from the hospital. Now it's up to you, Charlie, but you might consider cuttin' the kid a little slack.
This business will get out of control  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 1:26 pm : link
It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!
Crazy Ivan!  
B in ALB : 5/25/2016 1:28 pm : link
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I have to be careful what I shoot at!!!!  
RiffRaff : 5/25/2016 1:30 pm : link
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I know this book...  
mfsd : 5/25/2016 1:30 pm : link
Your conclusions were all wrong Ryan, Halsey acted stupidly
YOU'RE TURNING INTO THE PATH OF THE TORPEDO?  
Shadow : 5/25/2016 1:55 pm : link
Yes.
The real worry is the Americans  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 1:57 pm : link
We get the right sort, and this could work. We get some....buckaroo?
Could you launch and ICBM horizontally?  
Klaatu : 5/25/2016 2:22 pm : link
Sure, but why would you want to?
...  
RC02XX : 5/25/2016 2:34 pm : link
Ah, the Captain seems to think you're some kind of... cowboy.
Paganini  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 3:00 pm : link
Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini is a composer.
Somebody screws up in a situation like that....  
Racer : 5/25/2016 3:00 pm : link
....we're gonna be in the middle of the biggest naval battle since Jutland.
Jack  
AcidTest : 5/25/2016 4:28 pm : link
Ryan: [to himself, imitating Ramius] "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.
Now if that Russian so much as twitches  
Greg from LI : 5/25/2016 4:35 pm : link
I'm gonna blow him straight to Mars.
Some turbulance, eh, Commander!?  
MadPlaid : 5/25/2016 4:40 pm : link
This is nothing. You should have been with us 5-6 months ago. Talk about puke!!!
RE: a goddamned cook  
Cruzin : 5/25/2016 4:49 pm : link
In comment 12970761 mort christenson said:
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Ostav' eto v pokoye!
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Pete in MD : 5/25/2016 5:00 pm : link
The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch.
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