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NFT: Player gets the red card for Farting.

Shadow : 6/23/2016 11:44 am

Good thing the NFL doesn't do this. Ever been close to the action?
Don't cut the cheese. - ( New Window )

Lol

Lame Lenny : 6/23/2016 11:47 am : link

But you don't need the it's just red card

"Mmmmmm. Sounded like a peep toad,

Anakim : 6/23/2016 11:49 am : link

BUT IT'S NOT SUMMER"

Don't they have...

manh george : 6/23/2016 11:49 am : link

a brown card?

Hey

Shadow : 6/23/2016 11:52 am : link

Somebody step on a duck
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Must have been

Beer Man : 6/23/2016 12:23 pm : link

Some fart

From the article

pmmanning : 6/23/2016 12:50 pm : link

"I don't get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not."

Not a big fan of soccer but if people are throwing farts at each other I may start watching.

So that was a the problem.

manh george : 6/23/2016 12:56 pm : link

"maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him."

It's soccer. He should have kicked it or headed it.

Did he fart in his general direction?

DieHard : 6/23/2016 1:01 pm : link

Why would you fart in your hand and throw it?

Shadow : 6/23/2016 1:15 pm : link

Don't you get stinky hand? Wouldn't it be better to point your ass at the guy?
Or would that be a red card too I don't follow soccer.

Swedish Meatballs can be lethal on the way out.

Phil in Joisey : 6/23/2016 6:54 pm : link

A bit unfair that he received a red while a player who pissed on the field only got a yellow.

RE: Swedish Meatballs can be lethal on the way out.

Bill L : 6/23/2016 7:14 pm : link

In comment 13006765 Phil in Joisey said:

Quote:

A bit unfair that he received a red while a player who pissed on the field only got a yellow.

yeah. Using that logic, they should have given him a brown card.