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NFT: This is for ladies only!

Klaatu : 6/25/2016 12:21 pm

So is "this," madam, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.

One that I always remember...

BMac : 6/25/2016 12:31 pm : link

...Alan Swann: Rookie, your Meatloaf Mindanao was superb!

Rookie Carroca: Thanks. That takes two days to prepare, you know.

Alan Swann: Really! Tell me, what was that rather pungent taste?

Rookie Carroca: Parrot!
[someone spits up and Aunt Sadie swoons; the parrot cage is empty]

Rookie Carroca: And they're not easy to work with. They put up some squawk.

Alan Swann: I can imagine!...

MOOPS : 6/25/2016 1:03 pm : link

Stockbroker #1: [looking over the edge of the balcony] I think Alan Swann is beneath us!
Stockbroker #2: Of course he's beneath us. He's an actor!
Stockbroker #1: No! I think Alan Swann is beneath us right now!