I’ve defended my team after seeing a fan barf on his steak sandwich and eat it during the first 5 minutes of the game. Watching a father (I assume) call his son an “ass suckin sally” for not standing up in the top row at a below freezing game. I’ve also seen a woman come out of the bathroom with yellow poop covered toilet paper stuck to her over ballasted yoga pants.
None of this swayed me until I watched a dude clip his nails for 5 minutes during the middle of a Vikes game 3 years ago. He just pulled them out of that small right pocket of his Lee jeans and started clipping. Some went on the ground, some went onto the person in front of him. That was when I realized that Chicago fans really are serious pieces of shit as I flicked a booger onto his head.
Packers fans can still ass funnel as much cheese as they want, but they really are better than us.
I’ve defended my team after seeing a fan barf on his steak sandwich and eat it during the first 5 minutes of the game. Watching a father (I assume) call his son an “ass suckin sally” for not standing up in the top row at a below freezing game. I’ve also seen a woman come out of the bathroom with yellow poop covered toilet paper stuck to her over ballasted yoga pants.
None of this swayed me until I watched a dude clip his nails for 5 minutes during the middle of a Vikes game 3 years ago. He just pulled them out of that small right pocket of his Lee jeans and started clipping. Some went on the ground, some went onto the person in front of him. That was when I realized that Chicago fans really are serious pieces of shit as I flicked a booger onto his head.
Packers fans can still ass funnel as much cheese as they want, but they really are better than us.