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XBRONX : 8/23/2016 7:26 pm
The Rangers will be announcing the signing of a player soon. I have inside source, so I cant mention name yet. I will just tell you he is a 25 years old forward with a nice upside.
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RE: Well Zuccs at 5'7  
pjcas18 : 8/25/2016 1:44 pm : link
In comment 13086171 MetsAreBack said:
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which we may have to reconsider now that Gerbe is on the team.

Per J. R. R. Tolkien, hobbits are between 2 and 4 feet tall, the average height being 3 feet 6 inches. A dwarf has an adult height of no more than 4 feet 10 inches. A dwarf is thus, on average, taller than a Hobbit.

And there is this bit from the "LPA" (I didnt know such an organization existed, but they are cute):

Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.The average height of an adult with dwarfism is 4'0



And how tall is a midget? Taller than a hobbitt and shorter than a dwarf?
Shame on you, PJ  
MetsAreBack : 8/25/2016 1:47 pm : link
the little people find the word 'midget' extremely offensive. I'm outraged with you.
RE: Shame on you, PJ  
pjcas18 : 8/25/2016 1:48 pm : link
In comment 13086191 MetsAreBack said:
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the little people find the word 'midget' extremely offensive. I'm outraged with you.


is that true? hobbitt and dwarf are ok, but midget sets them off?

Greg, can we get a ruling here?
RE: ...  
arcarsenal : 8/25/2016 1:49 pm : link
In comment 13086148 BrettNYG10 said:
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I didnt know men were that small.



They aren't. Six foot is the cut-off.


Yeah, they cried about the word midget so it's frowned upon now  
Greg from LI : 8/25/2016 1:50 pm : link
But the difference used to be based on proportions, not height. Midgets had the same proportions as full-sized people, they were just shorter. Emmanuel Lewis, for example. Dwarves usually have stumpy torsos and limbs with normal-sized heads and hands, like Warwick Davis.
well, pj, you should probably ask someone 9 inches shorter than me  
Greg from LI : 8/25/2016 1:51 pm : link
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RE: Shame on you, PJ  
BrettNYG10 : 8/25/2016 1:53 pm : link
In comment 13086191 MetsAreBack said:
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the little people find the word 'midget' extremely offensive. I'm outraged with you.


"People"
a pictorial  
Greg from LI : 8/25/2016 1:55 pm : link
Emmanuel Lewis (man, he plumped up)



Warwick Davis

I have to think a move is coming.  
BrettNYG10 : 8/25/2016 2:07 pm : link
The forwards are kind of stacked at this point.

If Nash is the guy to go upfront, I think Nashville and Anaheim would theoretically be the best suitors.
this is a fun game, Greg  
MetsAreBack : 8/25/2016 2:07 pm : link
midget?

How does trading  
pjcas18 : 8/25/2016 2:10 pm : link
Nash help the Rangers in Hank's lifetime?

I still think he's their best two-way forward.

Unless there is someone I don't know about (which is possible) who can play 5v5, Sh, pp, and is solid in those facets who do you replace Nash with?

Sure you might get a good D for him, but even that deep forward rotation doesn't have another Nash IMO.

Unless the salary relief is more important.
My totally random guess: Nash, McIlrath and Fast for an extended Shatt  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 2:10 pm : link
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Yeah, I don't see the point in selling low on Nash  
Davisian : 8/25/2016 2:12 pm : link
And he always follows a down year with a pretty fuckin good one.

I won't be surprised if it's Zucc traded. Sad, but not surprised.

RE: this is a fun game, Greg  
pjcas18 : 8/25/2016 2:12 pm : link
In comment 13086245 MetsAreBack said:
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midget?



LOL, what about elfs? short midgets?

RE: My totally random guess: Nash, McIlrath and Fast for an extended Shatt  
MetsAreBack : 8/25/2016 2:12 pm : link
In comment 13086254 Anakim said:
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Thank God you arent GM. That is WAAAAAAY too much. The Blues would hit that accept button so fast the GM might get whiplash.
RE: RE: My totally random guess: Nash, McIlrath and Fast for an extended Shatt  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 2:13 pm : link
In comment 13086262 MetsAreBack said:
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In comment 13086254 Anakim said:


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Thank God you arent GM. That is WAAAAAAY too much. The Blues would hit that accept button so fast the GM might get whiplash.


Not saying that it's what I would do. I'm saying that's my prediction.
I think that's massive overpayment, Anak.  
BrettNYG10 : 8/25/2016 2:13 pm : link
pj, I think getting a competent top pairing dman in return for Nash makes the team a Cup contender. I'm probably the biggest Nash fan here, too. I just think the defense is really, really bad. The team can compete with an average defense (I didn't think the 14/15 D was that good and that team was good enough, IMV) even if Nash goes.
good enough to win a Cup, that is*  
BrettNYG10 : 8/25/2016 2:15 pm : link
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What's more amazing?  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 2:16 pm : link
A Center who scores 22 goals in 49 games


Or



That same guy only accruing two assists in that season
.  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 2:18 pm : link
Micah Blake McCurdy @IneffectiveMath
Brandon Pirri (cheap deal with nyr) is a top six forward with very high goal rates despite dz deployment.
Dinklage and Tony Cox are dwarfs  
Greg from LI : 8/25/2016 2:24 pm : link
They have the full sized heads.
A few PMD RD other than Shattenkirk that I have my eye on:  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 2:32 pm : link
Jacob Trouba seems no closer to signing a deal with the Jets. I would actually like him more than Shattenkirk as he has better longterm potential, IMO.

Josh Manson and Brandon Montour of the Ducks

Matt Dumba (recently extended) and Jared Spurgeon of the Wild

Michael Stone of the Coyotes

Ryan Murphy and Brett Pesce of the Hurricanes

Ryan Ellis of the Predators



If we're going for quantity for quality, Shattenkirk or Trouba would make sense. If we wanted to even it out a bit and get future assets like prospects and draft picks, the others may make sense
RE: A few PMD RD other than Shattenkirk that I have my eye on:  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 2:37 pm : link
In comment 13086301 Anakim said:
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Jacob Trouba seems no closer to signing a deal with the Jets. I would actually like him more than Shattenkirk as he has better longterm potential, IMO.

Josh Manson and Brandon Montour of the Ducks

Matt Dumba (recently extended) and Jared Spurgeon of the Wild

Michael Stone of the Coyotes

Ryan Murphy and Brett Pesce of the Hurricanes

Ryan Ellis of the Predators



If we're going for quantity for quality, Shattenkirk or Trouba would make sense. If we wanted to even it out a bit and get future assets like prospects and draft picks, the others may make sense


Forgot Tanev and Honka too
Speaking of which, where's Seth?  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 2:55 pm : link
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arcarsenal : 8/25/2016 2:57 pm : link
Typing up a new 10 paragraph angry diatribe about Dan Girardi.
question  
Greg from LI : 8/25/2016 3:06 pm : link
Has anyone ever definitively proved that Seth ISN'T Phil Mushnick? It would certainly explain a lot.
Hahahaahahahahah  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 3:26 pm : link
BTW, Shattenkirk named an 'A' for the Blues


Tom TimmermannVerified account ‏@tomtimm
Steen, Stastny, Tarasenko and Shattenkirk will be assistant captains for Blues
lol  
MetsAreBack : 8/25/2016 3:45 pm : link
looks like the "participation award" mentality is spreading across the NHL these days. Started with the Rangers. Now the Blues.

RE: Yeah, I don't see the point in selling low on Nash  
BrettNYG10 : 8/25/2016 3:56 pm : link
In comment 13086260 Davisian said:
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And he always follows a down year with a pretty fuckin good one.

I won't be surprised if it's Zucc traded. Sad, but not surprised.


Apparently Zucc only had a partial NTC his first year with the contract?

His agent sucks - signed a bargain contract and doesn't even have NMC protection.
RE: .  
Metnut : 8/25/2016 3:59 pm : link
In comment 13086343 arcarsenal said:
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Typing up a new 10 paragraph angry diatribe about Dan Girardi.


Waiting until the Mets win a few in a row so he can tell us how much of a better fan he is than us. You know... better than the fans who actually follow the team when things aren't going well...
Seth went to the Bill Simmons School of Writing  
Greg from LI : 8/25/2016 4:03 pm : link
Never say in 50 words what you can say in 5000 words instead.
RE: I have to think a move is coming.  
Jay in Toronto : 8/25/2016 4:21 pm : link
In comment 13086243 BrettNYG10 said:
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The forwards are kind of stacked at this point.

If Nash is the guy to go upfront, I think Nashville and Anaheim would theoretically be the best suitors.


How could Nash NOT play in Nashville???
Knew my  
XBRONX : 8/25/2016 7:41 pm : link
source was very reliable.
RE: Knew my  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 8:36 pm : link
In comment 13086616 XBRONX said:
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source was very reliable.


Got anything else?
No  
XBRONX : 8/25/2016 8:41 pm : link
nothing else.
RE: RE: .  
arcarsenal : 8/25/2016 8:45 pm : link
In comment 13086441 Metnut said:
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In comment 13086343 arcarsenal said:


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Typing up a new 10 paragraph angry diatribe about Dan Girardi.



Waiting until the Mets win a few in a row so he can tell us how much of a better fan he is than us. You know... better than the fans who actually follow the team when things aren't going well...


LOL.. yup. Waiting for that one as well.
RE: No  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 8:46 pm : link
In comment 13086659 XBRONX said:
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nothing else.


Fuck.


Something's gotta give.
XBRONX  
Giants2012 : 8/25/2016 9:30 pm : link
Great job
RE: Knew my  
Davisian : 8/25/2016 10:22 pm : link
In comment 13086616 XBRONX said:
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source was very reliable.


Definitely nailed it.

It takes a hockey thread to get a decent asshat in this place.



If nothing else  
Greg from LI : 8/25/2016 10:54 pm : link
This should be a nail in the coffin of Glass' presence on the roster.
RE: If nothing else  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 10:54 pm : link
In comment 13086888 Greg from LI said:
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This should be a nail in the coffin of Glass' presence on the roster.


Who are we kidding? AV would probably bench JV over Glass
Seth also has SAUCES  
Anakim : 8/25/2016 10:55 pm : link
Ugh, we know a trade is coming. We just don't know who it's for.





I wanna know now!!!! :(
Besides Shattenkirk, who am I missing of PM RHD that may be available?  
Anakim : 8/26/2016 12:55 pm : link
Jacob Trouba seems no closer to signing a deal with the Jets. I would actually like him more than Shattenkirk as he has better longterm potential, IMO.

Josh Manson and Brandon Montour of the Ducks

Matt Dumba (recently extended) and Jared Spurgeon of the Wild

Michael Stone of the Coyotes

Ryan Murphy and Brett Pesce of the Hurricanes

Ryan Ellis of the Predators

Julius Honka of the Stars



What about JT Miller and Dylan McIlrath for Jacob Trouba?
Gordon has the depth and flexibility to craft a balanced roster now  
Torrag : 8/26/2016 1:14 pm : link
Some of these forwards have to be packaged. I would build a deal around any number of them including Nash and Hayes who you'd believe would be desirable commodities to some GM's out there. Ideally we'll be able to get Staal out of town as well but that may be too much to ask.
RE: Gordon has the depth and flexibility to craft a balanced roster now  
Anakim : 8/26/2016 1:56 pm : link
In comment 13087491 Torrag said:
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Some of these forwards have to be packaged. I would build a deal around any number of them including Nash and Hayes who you'd believe would be desirable commodities to some GM's out there. Ideally we'll be able to get Staal out of town as well but that may be too much to ask.


I doubt we trade Hayes when he was so fundamental (or seemingly at least) in bringing in Jimmy Vesey. Same with JT Miller. That's why I think Nash and Zucc are the most likely to be traded (I hope Nash more so than Zucc).
Wouldn't want to move Miller  
Giants2012 : 8/26/2016 3:25 pm : link
i think he's going to get better and better.

Somehow though, this needs a defenseman who can skate the puck up ice, connect on the breakout pass and, heaven for bid, shoot the puck hard/accurate.
If we move Zucc or Miller, then Girardi or Staal better be going with  
Anakim : 8/26/2016 7:15 pm : link
one of them ala the Bolland trade.
RE: If nothing else  
arcarsenal : 8/26/2016 7:30 pm : link
In comment 13086888 Greg from LI said:
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This should be a nail in the coffin of Glass' presence on the roster.


It should be.. but I'll honestly never believe it until I see it. The guy is the epitome of the 9 lives cliche.
RE: RE: If nothing else  
Anakim : 8/26/2016 7:36 pm : link
In comment 13088060 arcarsenal said:
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In comment 13086888 Greg from LI said:


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This should be a nail in the coffin of Glass' presence on the roster.



It should be.. but I'll honestly never believe it until I see it. The guy is the epitome of the 9 lives cliche.


Yeah we said the same thing last year. Glass was demoted...and lo and behold, the man was called up and stayed in the lineup.
None of the guys signed this offseason replace Glass  
Davisian : 8/26/2016 7:45 pm : link
He's still the only fwd that fights with any regularity.

We all agree he sucks as that almost as bad as he sucks at hockey, and brings nothing else to the table.

McIlrath is better, but he needs to be on the ice more, so he can't just run around looking for one.

The need for that role has greatly diminished and the choice should always be talent over ineffectual goon, but someone needs to tell AV.


Replacing him does mean that guys like Kreider and Miller may have to throw down more often. Not "enforce" but they'll need to react to questionable hits n shit.









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