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NFT: Funny-ish thing that happened to me yesterday

DanMetroMan : 10/21/2016 12:36 pm

Something that would only happen to me.... so I order something I need for my Halloween costume via Walmart.com... instead of getting the item I need I get the attached item... I then have to call the third party Walmart used and explain my issue "what did you order? What did you receive?" the guy on the phone started laughing out loud when I told him...

Update: I should add I twice e-mailed them requesting they exchange this item for the one I ordered.. both Roberta and LaShawn were nice enough to respond....

Quote:

"Hello Daniel,
The order you have placed shows in our records of Foam Buttocks Item# 7610. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, you would have to place another order and send the item you received back for a full refund. Please feel free to reach us if you have any further questions or concerns. Thank you
Sincerely,
Roberta
Wholesale Halloween Costumes"

Quote:

Hello Daniel,
You only have one item for this order and it is the Foam Buttocks. You can return the item for a full refund if you'd like.
Sincerely,
LaShawn
Customer Service Department
Wholesale Halloween Costumes

So, YOU'RE the Assman!

Greg from LI : 10/21/2016 12:41 pm : link

Don't lie, Dan. You ordered them, and then you had second thoughts.

Greg

DanMetroMan : 10/21/2016 12:44 pm : link

I was actually thinking of incorporating this into my costume now that I have it but sadly my costume has a tail. The guy laughing on the phone tried to act professional but just couldn't do it lol

What was the original order?

pmmanning : 10/21/2016 12:44 pm : link

African American foam buttocks?
Rubber real feel buttocks?

etc..

Nttawwt

djm : 10/21/2016 12:48 pm : link

Be a man and grow your own big fat ass.

Wait - Dan's not telling us what he *did* order

jcn56 : 10/21/2016 12:54 pm : link

So presumably, it's worse than giant foam ass.

Named Later : 10/21/2016 1:14 pm : link

This is EXACTLY why I shop in person for my Foam Body Parts.

C'mon Dan.....tell us what you really ordered.

I always said, "Dan,"

gidiefor : Mod : 10/21/2016 1:18 pm : link

I said, "You really know how to accessorize." That's what I always said!

You're going as Kim Kardashian?

Boy Cord : 10/21/2016 1:27 pm : link

Dan, your name, address and phone number is on the pic you posted

Stan in LA : 10/21/2016 1:28 pm : link

Maybe you want one of the mods delete it?

Actually

DanMetroMan : 10/21/2016 1:28 pm : link

My wife wanted to do a "couples" costume so I'm being Mickey Mouse and I ordered his "cartoon" hands. I wish I could claim it was a giant black dildo or something

I think the original order was a...

BMac : 10/21/2016 2:44 pm : link

...John C. Holmes something-or-other.

Hahahahaha

Mike in Long Beach : 10/21/2016 2:49 pm : link

That's a great story, Dan. Right out of a sitcom.

RE: Dan, your name, address and phone number is on the pic you posted

spike : 10/21/2016 3:04 pm : link

In comment 13183893 Stan in LA said:

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Maybe you want one of the mods delete it?

delete thread imo and restart .