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NFT: Closing up Shop- Vascetomy

GMAN4LIFE : 10/24/2016 9:20 am
So... it was scheduled. Its coming up... unsure if i need to do it but i guess the only advantage is no more kids(I have two already)Wife is pushing for it. Im just alittle on the fence.


Anyone talk themselves out of it?
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RE: First, glad I did it.  
GMAN4LIFE : 10/24/2016 1:30 pm : link
In comment 13189193 Crispino said:
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Second, glad they put me under. Both times. Yup. Twice for me too because they couldn't complete it the first time due to scar tissue from a previous hernia operation. So I got one side done, then had to go back for round two.

Third, no one has mentioned the best part. After the procedure, you've got to fire the gun like 10 or 12 times and then submit a sample to make sure there are no remaining swimmers. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do whether the wife lends a hand or not, so to speak.😁


do i have to lay down the entire weekend? as in lay down 24/7 or just as much as you can?
You don't have to lay down at all....  
Britt in VA : 10/24/2016 1:38 pm : link
Everything is fine, just a little soreness. Next to nothing. Just put a bag of frozen peas on it and sit around for a couple days.
really? doctor said to lay down so blood doesnt flow  
GMAN4LIFE : 10/24/2016 1:41 pm : link
all down there. Could be just doctor being precautious.
My doctor/urologist....  
Britt in VA : 10/24/2016 1:52 pm : link
didn't give me any instructions like that, but I guess listen to your doctor.
RE: If I could..  
Victor in CT : 10/24/2016 1:54 pm : link
In comment 13188696 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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go back, I'd still do it, but I'd plug my nose to avoid the unpleasantry of smelling my nutsack being seared by the soldering tool they used.

Burnt flesh is a scent I'll remember for the rest of my life....


Never considered it before, and the thought of "smelling my nutsack being seared by the soldering tool" pretty much closes the book on it for me. Thanks Fats! :-)
I had to shave my own nut sack  
timintey : 10/24/2016 2:03 pm : link
That was the worst part for mine... talk about pressure....
Buddy...  
RC02XX : 10/24/2016 2:03 pm : link
just relax. It's an outpatient procedure that takes less than an hour to complete. Hundreds of thousands of men have gotten it. Don't psych yourself out.
They did ask me if I had a living will, though....  
Britt in VA : 10/24/2016 2:05 pm : link
so don't let that freak you out.
Just relax when he rips  
PeterinAtlanta : 10/24/2016 2:07 pm : link
off the tape.
Big mistake imo  
Vanzetti : 10/24/2016 2:23 pm : link
Nobody knows what is going to happen in the future.

Even though you might think your marriage will last forever, the reality is you just don't know. Death, infidelity, and the unknown can always happen.

My GF's father got one because he was sure he was done having kids. But then he wound up with a much younger woman and she wanted kids. Long story short, he investigated having it reversed. No luck. They got married but it is an issue and now the clock is ticking on her and I would not be surprised to see her ditch.
RE: RE: the procedure is not final, can be reversed if wanted  
gtt350 : 10/24/2016 2:23 pm : link
In comment 13189013 pjcas18 said:
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In comment 13188992 gtt350 said:


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oh excuse me for not reading your post. oy vie


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I know, that's why I said:



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No chance I do it
pjcas18 : 11:30 am : link : reply
seems so final even though they're reversible.

Plus, I still have some sporadic delusions about slipping another one past the goalie.



but the longer you wait between vasectomy and reversal the less successful the reversal process.
RE: Big mistake imo  
GMAN4LIFE : 10/24/2016 2:49 pm : link
In comment 13189314 Vanzetti said:
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Nobody knows what is going to happen in the future.

Even though you might think your marriage will last forever, the reality is you just don't know. Death, infidelity, and the unknown can always happen.

My GF's father got one because he was sure he was done having kids. But then he wound up with a much younger woman and she wanted kids. Long story short, he investigated having it reversed. No luck. They got married but it is an issue and now the clock is ticking on her and I would not be surprised to see her ditch.


i told my wife before, i will no longer want kids. If god forbid something happens in our marriage, i will look for someone with kids.
thanks my dudes... like i said, i think my anxiety was getting  
GMAN4LIFE : 10/24/2016 3:54 pm : link
the best of me.
I must..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 10/24/2016 8:24 pm : link
have the shitty medical plan

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One other thing to add to your list of worry
pjcas18 : 1:03 pm : link : reply
is they usually send some 22 year old super model nursing student in to shave your nuts and pubic area. You need to be careful not to become aroused during this or it impacts the procedure making it far more painful that it would normally be.


They told me to come in already shorn. Had to do it myself and luckily no nicks!
RE: I must..  
pjcas18 : 10/24/2016 8:40 pm : link
In comment 13189756 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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have the shitty medical plan



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One other thing to add to your list of worry
pjcas18 : 1:03 pm : link : reply
is they usually send some 22 year old super model nursing student in to shave your nuts and pubic area. You need to be careful not to become aroused during this or it impacts the procedure making it far more painful that it would normally be.



They told me to come in already shorn. Had to do it myself and luckily no nicks!


I haven't had a vasectomy, I just made this up to try and get GMAN4LIFE worried about something besides the procedure. I figured if he spent his time trying to avoid arousal it would take his mind away from the fact there is going to be a needle/laser in his balls.

just because my wife doesn't want more kids  
SHO'NUFF : 10/24/2016 10:02 pm : link
doesn't mean I'm done having them...my girlfriend is still young enough.
haha ^  
GMAN4LIFE : 10/25/2016 8:50 am : link
thanks guys... you guys honestly calmed my anxiety about it
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