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FatMan in Charlotte : 10/25/2016 3:16 pm
We are finally over .500 into October, and we just said Cheeri-O to London, so settle in with some tea and crumpets for the usual bemoaning in a victory. Fumbling on the second play is going to elicit a lot of bad things, with it being Donnell makes it even worse. I don't think he was threatened with death, but he must be a terrible human!

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I hate Donnell
Annunaki : 10/23/2016 9:34 am : link : reply
What a piece of shit he is.


But hey - that's mild. I'd rather call out some shitstain thinking of me while a guy fumbles! Hope he didn't piss himself!

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Careful guys. Fatfuck In Charlotte
LawrenceTaylor56 : 10/23/2016 9:35 am : link : reply
Is reading this. If Donnell goes on later to catch a touchdown he will "blast" you in some random separate thread. Yeah. I know. It's pathetic.


Ha, jokes on you Captain Urine. I blasted you and Donnell didn't catch a TD pass! Burnt like a cauterized nutsack!!

I see this guy is a frequent contributor on the game threads. Who wants some homophobia to rinse down your OJ?

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There are absolutely NO men on this team.
Annunaki : 10/23/2016 9:38 am : link : reply
This team is full to the brim with femme boys. This is the softest limpwristed team the Giants have ever put on the football field.


Twelve minutes after kickoff, and the game's over.

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Great defense
XBRONX : 10/23/2016 9:42 am : link : reply
Going to be a long day and long flight back. Spags you d stinks


What's the conclusion after a guy fumbles and the opposing team scores after a dropped INT and the inability to recover a fumble? Hint: It isn't the players...
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This coaching staff really sucks
ZogZerg : 10/23/2016 9:44 am : link : reply
..


The obligatory Reese blows comment. I give this one bonus points for slamming Jenkins. That guy has done nothing this year!!

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Way to create a championship roster Reese
eightshamrocks : 10/23/2016 9:51 am : link : reply
Jenkins, Adams, Donnell. Real winners. Fucking clown


Why wait? Just get out there and do your shit, man!
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All I ask is that these losers
redbeard : 10/23/2016 9:53 am : link : reply
Let it get out of hand early...I've actually got shit to do today


Bonus points for seeing the forest through the trees
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forgot what these game threads
SethFromAstoria : 10/23/2016 9:54 am : link : reply
are like. We are goign to win this game.


Get a sack - we should be happy, right? C'mon you know the answer.
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Last in the NFL is sacks
SomeFan : 10/23/2016 9:55 am : link : reply
Fucking pathetic


Shades of Favre and Strahan?
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Keenum gave us that sack
rmkabadi : 10/23/2016 9:55 am : link : reply
lucky break


Guy has a really short memory. We actually won just the week before after being down 10-0!!
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RE: How many games
Simms11 : 10/23/2016 9:57 am : link : reply
In comment 13185635 Kivorka said:
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have we won after being down 10-0?


A big fat 0


Calling Dr. Morneau. End your experiments!
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Only 9 more games left
old man : 10/23/2016 9:59 am : link : reply
to the Mc and staff, Reese(maybe), and Donnell experiments.


This guy has his pulse on Collins. Three strikes and he's out!
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Jesus
Annunaki : 10/23/2016 10:05 am : link : reply
Collins can't even knock someone over!


Ahh, a corporate man. I like it!
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The changes that
realgiants91 : 10/23/2016 10:05 am : link : reply
need to be made are obvious. The rest of the season is irrelevant now, it's time to evaluate the roster. They need to hire an outside consultant if necessary to get this right.


Yep. This is what happened alright.
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Spags
Rflairr : 10/23/2016 10:07 am : link : reply
Is going to let this guy sit back there all day


After the Collins INT - I expected more enthusiasm. Here it is!!
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FUCKING MCADOO!
TexasGmenFan : 10/23/2016 10:38 am : link : reply
FIRST DOWN SHOTGUN DRAW!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


Here's a statistician. Unfortunately, we pass the ball 60% of the time on 1st so maybe he shouldn't quit his day job:
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Attention all NFL TEAMS
nicky43 : 10/23/2016 10:40 am : link : reply
The Giants will always run on 1st down!


Yes. Eli is often a pussy...
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ok Eli was a fucking pussy on that past play
EricJ : 10/23/2016 10:51 am : link : reply
he had one on one with three WRs


I don't have the heart to tell this guy that there isn't much running in the CFL.
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There's
AcidTest : 10/23/2016 11:26 am : link : reply
your draw to Jennings. It's like we think it's Canadian football.


First drive of the second half...
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As expected
Rflairr : 10/23/2016 11:28 am : link : reply
No adjustments by McAdoo


And no thread can come and go without shitting on the Commish!
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Goodell is a joke
Mason : 10/23/2016 11:29 am : link : reply
How many times have players from both team slipped on this field.


Timing is great here. This was posted after we threw the ball to Beckham and failed on 3rd and 1. Most people wanted to run. I don't know what this guy wanted.
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Scared coach,
bronxgiant : 10/23/2016 11:43 am : link : reply
We have weapons on the outside an just scared to attack.


Yep. 7-9 Fisher is awesome! Our guy is on vacation:
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I see Fisher
Sammo85 : 10/23/2016 11:47 am : link : reply
constantly talking to his coaches and players and working and then I see McAdoo just looking like he's sightseeing at the Grand Canyon every single time


It's because he doesn't want to start a rock slide at the Grand Canyon!
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Hands to his QB's head's
Mason : 10/23/2016 11:54 am : link : reply
and Mac is quiet as a church mouse.


Literally seconds before the TD.
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Nine
AcidTest : 10/23/2016 12:00 pm : link : reply
yards on sixteen carries for Jennings.

Why run him twice in that situation? Dumb.


Literally seconds before the final pick
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Defense shitting the bed!
Simms11 : 10/23/2016 12:29 pm : link : reply
Fuck me!


Aaand game over! Happiness abounds!
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HAHAHAHAA
27 : 10/23/2016 12:33 pm : link : reply
We are so lucky. Win again despite ourselves


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DRC NEEDED TO KNEEL
ZogZerg : 10/23/2016 12:35 pm : link : reply
AND not screw around.
Not a smart team.


And yes, I laughed!
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SPOTTED DICK
SHO'NUFF : 10/23/2016 12:36 pm : link : reply
for everyone!




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I hold my breath each time  
section125 : 10/25/2016 3:42 pm : link
FMiC does these - man I didn't post something stupid!

Annunaki just likes to post negative crap asap after the kick off and continuously through the day. Have to bite my tongue.
RE: Always one of my favorite threads.  
Les in TO : 10/25/2016 3:50 pm : link
In comment 13190862 Mike in Long Beach said:
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In defense of BBI, this was a relatively calm edition. If that was the worst we had, the thread was relatively tame for once.

Emphasis on "for once" because that would be an anomaly. Keep these coming.
probably because we won and it was a morning game meaning the usual game thread alcoholics were either asleep or sober.
I hate Annunaki  
Mr. Bungle : 10/25/2016 3:58 pm : link
What a piece of shit he is.
Love it.  
Don in DC : 10/25/2016 4:07 pm : link
Way to call out the assholes who show up and ruin every goddamn game thread with their incessant bitching.
Please keep doing this.  
drkenneth : 10/25/2016 4:11 pm : link
The game thread is the trailer park of BBI.

I'm still wondering..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 10/25/2016 4:14 pm : link
how a guy sees Donnell fumble and one of his first reactions is "Don't post about it Fatman in Charlotte is going to make fun of you".

I'm almost sorry to say I'm not thinking of posters here while the game is going on.
LOL..  
arcarsenal : 10/25/2016 4:21 pm : link
Good stuff. Game threads are a special place.
FMiC  
MadPlaid : 10/25/2016 4:24 pm : link
Thank you for bringing back this thread. These were and are a fun read.
Love  
crick n NC : 10/25/2016 4:29 pm : link
These.

There certainly was a time when I would have been one of those highlighted.
I can almost give game thread posters somewhat of a pass.  
Devon : 10/25/2016 4:30 pm : link
It's in the moment, the rush of fandom is getting to them, etc.

I'm significantly more irritated by those claiming shit like how Rams fans should be prouder of their team than the Giants <I>despite the win</i> because of effort and ~playing to win~ now, days later.
We have so many trolls  
shelovesnycsports : 10/25/2016 4:40 pm : link
from other teams and its growing. After the game the Forum was full of threads with the same logic.
Just about spit my coffee out  
Bluesbreaker : 10/25/2016 4:53 pm : link

Yep. 7-9 Fisher is awesome! Our guy is on vacation:
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I see Fisher
Sammo85 : 10/23/2016 11:47 am : link : reply
constantly talking to his coaches and players and working and then I see McAdoo just looking like he's sightseeing at the Grand Canyon every single time

I;m not gonna say I didn't had some moments of bitching myself .
But the 10-0 at the beginning was like ground hog day ..
I think I said something stupid like that and I didn't
feel to confident going into the game .
Ha awesome thanks FMIC so glad you are doing  
JCin332 : 10/25/2016 5:03 pm : link
these again...
I had no idea LawrenceTaylor56 was the kid who pissed himself  
B in ALB : 10/25/2016 5:04 pm : link
Haha. Explains a lot. PissPants 56.

And who is the fat crybaby from YouTube fame? What's his handle?

Great job FMiC.
PS I am sure the dunce will chime in soon...  
JCin332 : 10/25/2016 5:04 pm : link
..
FMiC blasted LawrenceTaylor56... in the butt! doh!  
SHO'NUFF : 10/25/2016 5:10 pm : link
Captain Urine...lol. Thanks for bringing this back, FMiC! I enjoy making this recap, for better or for worse.
RE: I had no idea LawrenceTaylor56 was the kid who pissed himself  
montanagiant : 10/25/2016 5:22 pm : link
In comment 13191003 B in ALB said:
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Haha. Explains a lot. PissPants 56.

And who is the fat crybaby from YouTube fame? What's his handle?

Great job FMiC.

Flounder was his nickname on here
Shit.  
Beezer : 10/25/2016 5:26 pm : link

I must have posted rational things.

Gonna have to work harder.
Flounder was the blubbering crybaby right?  
B in ALB : 10/25/2016 5:30 pm : link
And the guy who pissed his sweatpants aka PissPants56/Captain Urine is LawrenceTaylor56?

On every single game thread,  
Mr. Bungle : 10/25/2016 5:32 pm : link
Annunaki calls at least one player "retarded."

Every. Single. Game thread. You can look it up.

He's an asshole and needs to go.
I think I was on the cusp of being mentioned a couple of times  
montanagiant : 10/25/2016 5:38 pm : link
The draw plays were wearing on my patience
RE: I think I was on the cusp of being mentioned a couple of times  
Big Blue '56 : 10/25/2016 5:52 pm : link
In comment 13191045 montanagiant said:
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The draw plays were wearing on my patience


Yeah, you need to move back to the serenity of Montana..😎
The Trolling is getting bad  
shelovesnycsports : 10/25/2016 5:59 pm : link
we even have a Skankhunt42 Which is off a southpark episode about Trolling. Who joins a Sports message board with a handle like that?

In the Ravens Game thread the death dr Kovorkian said
Odell Beckham is a Cancer to the Giants?

Wish Fatman had done one to that one.
i do appreciate these  
TexasGmenFan : 10/25/2016 6:29 pm : link
but always feel like my callouts are far less warranted lol.

i'm pretty sure me, everyone else, and their mother were tired of the shotgun draw on what seemed like every first down. i'd go so far as to say this given - by my count - at least 5 threads since the game ended strictly talking about (or including questioning of) the running game, the lack of diversity in running plays, etc. etc.

anywho...
It is not often that I am quoted...  
EricJ : 10/25/2016 6:36 pm : link
can't wait to show my kids. They will be proud! I may add it to my LinkedIN profile too!
RE: Flounder was the blubbering crybaby right?  
arcarsenal : 10/25/2016 6:46 pm : link
In comment 13191036 B in ALB said:
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And the guy who pissed his sweatpants aka PissPants56/Captain Urine is LawrenceTaylor56?


LT56 isn't the pissed sweatpants guy.. that was bavarofan89. I believe Flounder is/was Giants in 07.
I cant remember the last time I was still drinking coffee...  
EricJ : 10/25/2016 6:48 pm : link
at kickoff. Ended up not going to the bar
RE: FMiC  
Sonic Youth : 10/25/2016 6:50 pm : link
In comment 13190959 MadPlaid said:
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Thank you for bringing back this thread. These were and are a fun read.
+10000

Amazing to see how people who are ostensibly adults can act in the moment.
Wait what?  
LawrenceTaylor56 : 10/25/2016 7:37 pm : link
I'm not piss pants guy.
Fats  
LawrenceTaylor56 : 10/25/2016 7:46 pm : link
Still love ya though.
FMIC  
figgy2989 : 10/25/2016 8:06 pm : link
Great work. I still cannot understand how people post during a game.
RE: The Trolling is getting bad  
Dave in Hoboken : 10/25/2016 8:18 pm : link
In comment 13191060 shelovesnycsports said:
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we even have a Skankhunt42 Which is off a southpark episode about Trolling. Who joins a Sports message board with a handle like that?

In the Ravens Game thread the death dr Kovorkian said
Odell Beckham is a Cancer to the Giants?

Wish Fatman had done one to that one.


L O L.
RE: RE: The Trolling is getting bad  
PeterinAtlanta : 10/25/2016 8:33 pm : link
In comment 13191184 Dave in Hoboken said:
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FatMan missed this guy had the same first posts on the last 2 game threads.
I'll try harder next time  
Dave in Hoboken : 10/25/2016 8:35 pm : link
just for you, fatso. I have about 12 more days to prepare. I'll give you something you can really obsess about, Peter. I promise.
here's an idea - contribute and make the game threads better  
chris r : 10/25/2016 8:41 pm : link
rather than lying in the weeds for years while the Giants sucked only to break this look-how-much-better-I-am-than-other-people thread out now that they have an earth shattering 4-3 record and your courage has been bolstered.
RE: here's an idea - contribute and make the game threads better  
Chris in Philly : 10/25/2016 8:45 pm : link
In comment 13191220 chris r said:
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rather than lying in the weeds for years while the Giants sucked only to break this look-how-much-better-I-am-than-other-people thread out now that they have an earth shattering 4-3 record and your courage has been bolstered.


Because that is certainly your MO - quality posts to make threads better!
Wait a minute..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 10/25/2016 8:59 pm : link
you are so adorable Radar.

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here's an idea - contribute and make the game threads better
chris r : 8:41 pm : link : reply
rather than lying in the weeds for years while the Giants sucked


A couple weeks ago I was said to be all over the board. Now I'm lying in the weeds? You are even a fucking contrarian to yourself!
oh snap !!!  
shelovesnycsports : 10/25/2016 9:02 pm : link
Fatman drops the mike and walk off the thread.
RE: here's an idea - contribute and make the game threads better  
okiegiant : 10/25/2016 9:11 pm : link
In comment 13191220 chris r said:
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rather than lying in the weeds for years while the Giants sucked only to break this look-how-much-better-I-am-than-other-people thread out now that they have an earth shattering 4-3 record and your courage has been bolstered.


Hey, I used to try and post on game threads(usually at halftime)and there is nothing anyone can do to make them better. Some things are best just looked at from a distance.
RE: I'll try harder next time  
PeterinAtlanta : 10/25/2016 9:39 pm : link
In comment 13191211 Dave in Hoboken said:
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just for you, fatso. I have about 12 more days to prepare. I'll give you something you can really obsess about, Peter. I promise.


Just make sure your sheets are clean for the next meeting.
U got a lot of  
spike : 10/25/2016 9:41 pm : link
free time.
LOL at radar chiming in telling people to make the boards better  
Ten Ton Hammer : 10/25/2016 9:43 pm : link
You could do that too by logging off forever.
I finally made it!  
SomeFan : 10/25/2016 10:23 pm : link
Woohoo! Keg party baby!

Though I certainly have had at least a dozen dopier posts on past game threads. I received no recognition for ghose posts. So this is a bit bittersweet for me.
RE: RE: I think I was on the cusp of being mentioned a couple of times  
montanagiant : 10/25/2016 11:44 pm : link
In comment 13191058 Big Blue '56 said:
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In comment 13191045 montanagiant said:


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The draw plays were wearing on my patience



Yeah, you need to move back to the serenity of Montana..😎

LOL, no its about to get real cold up there my friend
RE: RE: I'll try harder next time  
Dave in Hoboken : 10/25/2016 11:52 pm : link
In comment 13191284 PeterinAtlanta said:
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In comment 13191211 Dave in Hoboken said:


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just for you, fatso. I have about 12 more days to prepare. I'll give you something you can really obsess about, Peter. I promise.



Just make sure your sheets are clean for the next meeting.


Yawn. So predictable and boring.
Are you two dating?  
Beezer : 10/26/2016 9:27 am : link

NTTAWWT
Remarkably consistent is all I have to say  
jcn56 : 10/26/2016 9:30 am : link
I was expecting a slightly different game thread, what with the early morning start and the inability for some to get fully inebriated in time for posting, but I was wrong, dead wrong.
RE: RE: RE: I'll try harder next time  
PeterinAtlanta : 10/26/2016 9:32 am : link
In comment 13191383 Dave in Hoboken said:
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In comment 13191284 PeterinAtlanta said:


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In comment 13191211 Dave in Hoboken said:


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just for you, fatso. I have about 12 more days to prepare. I'll give you something you can really obsess about, Peter. I promise.



Just make sure your sheets are clean for the next meeting.



Yawn. So predictable and boring.

Yet accurate.
RE: RE: RE: RE: I'll try harder next time  
Dave in Hoboken : 10/26/2016 12:39 pm : link
In comment 13191546 PeterinAtlanta said:
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In comment 13191383 Dave in Hoboken said:


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In comment 13191284 PeterinAtlanta said:


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In comment 13191211 Dave in Hoboken said:


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just for you, fatso. I have about 12 more days to prepare. I'll give you something you can really obsess about, Peter. I promise.



Just make sure your sheets are clean for the next meeting.



Yawn. So predictable and boring.


Yet accurate.


Says you. Keep stalking, creep-o.
RE: RE: here's an idea - contribute and make the game threads better  
Brown Recluse : 10/26/2016 12:48 pm : link
In comment 13191225 Chris in Philly said:
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In comment 13191220 chris r said:


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rather than lying in the weeds for years while the Giants sucked only to break this look-how-much-better-I-am-than-other-people thread out now that they have an earth shattering 4-3 record and your courage has been bolstered.



Because that is certainly your MO - quality posts to make threads better!


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