The Craptastic Game Thread Recap

We are finally over .500 into October, and we just said Cheeri-O to London, so settle in with some tea and crumpets for the usual bemoaning in a victory. Fumbling on the second play is going to elicit a lot of bad things, with it being Donnell makes it even worse. I don't think he was threatened with death, but he must be a terrible human!

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I hate Donnell Annunaki : 10/23/2016 9:34 am : link : reply What a piece of shit he is.

But hey - that's mild. I'd rather call out some shitstain thinking of me while a guy fumbles! Hope he didn't piss himself!

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Careful guys. Fatfuck In Charlotte LawrenceTaylor56 : 10/23/2016 9:35 am : link : reply Is reading this. If Donnell goes on later to catch a touchdown he will "blast" you in some random separate thread. Yeah. I know. It's pathetic.

Ha, jokes on you Captain Urine. I blasted you and Donnell didn't catch a TD pass! Burnt like a cauterized nutsack!!

I see this guy is a frequent contributor on the game threads. Who wants some homophobia to rinse down your OJ?

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There are absolutely NO men on this team. Annunaki : 10/23/2016 9:38 am : link : reply This team is full to the brim with femme boys. This is the softest limpwristed team the Giants have ever put on the football field.

Twelve minutes after kickoff, and the game's over.

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Great defense XBRONX : 10/23/2016 9:42 am : link : reply Going to be a long day and long flight back. Spags you d stinks

What's the conclusion after a guy fumbles and the opposing team scores after a dropped INT and the inability to recover a fumble? Hint: It isn't the players...

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This coaching staff really sucks ZogZerg : 10/23/2016 9:44 am : link : reply ..

The obligatory Reese blows comment. I give this one bonus points for slamming Jenkins. That guy has done nothing this year!!

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Way to create a championship roster Reese eightshamrocks : 10/23/2016 9:51 am : link : reply Jenkins, Adams, Donnell. Real winners. Fucking clown

Why wait? Just get out there and do your shit, man!

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All I ask is that these losers redbeard : 10/23/2016 9:53 am : link : reply Let it get out of hand early...I've actually got shit to do today

Bonus points for seeing the forest through the trees

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forgot what these game threads SethFromAstoria : 10/23/2016 9:54 am : link : reply are like. We are goign to win this game.

Get a sack - we should be happy, right? C'mon you know the answer.

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Last in the NFL is sacks SomeFan : 10/23/2016 9:55 am : link : reply Fucking pathetic

Shades of Favre and Strahan?

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Keenum gave us that sack rmkabadi : 10/23/2016 9:55 am : link : reply lucky break

Guy has a really short memory. We actually won just the week before after being down 10-0!!

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RE: How many games Simms11 : 10/23/2016 9:57 am : link : reply In comment 13185635 Kivorka said: Quote: have we won after being down 10-0? A big fat 0

Calling Dr. Morneau. End your experiments!

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Only 9 more games left old man : 10/23/2016 9:59 am : link : reply to the Mc and staff, Reese(maybe), and Donnell experiments.

This guy has his pulse on Collins. Three strikes and he's out!

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Jesus Annunaki : 10/23/2016 10:05 am : link : reply Collins can't even knock someone over!

Ahh, a corporate man. I like it!

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The changes that realgiants91 : 10/23/2016 10:05 am : link : reply need to be made are obvious. The rest of the season is irrelevant now, it's time to evaluate the roster. They need to hire an outside consultant if necessary to get this right.

Yep. This is what happened alright.

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Spags Rflairr : 10/23/2016 10:07 am : link : reply Is going to let this guy sit back there all day

After the Collins INT - I expected more enthusiasm. Here it is!!

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FUCKING MCADOO! TexasGmenFan : 10/23/2016 10:38 am : link : reply FIRST DOWN SHOTGUN DRAW!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Here's a statistician. Unfortunately, we pass the ball 60% of the time on 1st so maybe he shouldn't quit his day job:

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Attention all NFL TEAMS nicky43 : 10/23/2016 10:40 am : link : reply The Giants will always run on 1st down!

Yes. Eli is often a pussy...

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ok Eli was a fucking pussy on that past play EricJ : 10/23/2016 10:51 am : link : reply he had one on one with three WRs

I don't have the heart to tell this guy that there isn't much running in the CFL.

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There's AcidTest : 10/23/2016 11:26 am : link : reply your draw to Jennings. It's like we think it's Canadian football.

First drive of the second half...

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As expected Rflairr : 10/23/2016 11:28 am : link : reply No adjustments by McAdoo

And no thread can come and go without shitting on the Commish!

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Goodell is a joke Mason : 10/23/2016 11:29 am : link : reply How many times have players from both team slipped on this field.

Timing is great here. This was posted after we threw the ball to Beckham and failed on 3rd and 1. Most people wanted to run. I don't know what this guy wanted.

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Scared coach, bronxgiant : 10/23/2016 11:43 am : link : reply We have weapons on the outside an just scared to attack.

Yep. 7-9 Fisher is awesome! Our guy is on vacation:

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I see Fisher Sammo85 : 10/23/2016 11:47 am : link : reply constantly talking to his coaches and players and working and then I see McAdoo just looking like he's sightseeing at the Grand Canyon every single time

It's because he doesn't want to start a rock slide at the Grand Canyon!

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Hands to his QB's head's Mason : 10/23/2016 11:54 am : link : reply and Mac is quiet as a church mouse.

Literally seconds before the TD.

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Nine AcidTest : 10/23/2016 12:00 pm : link : reply yards on sixteen carries for Jennings. Why run him twice in that situation? Dumb.

Literally seconds before the final pick

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Defense shitting the bed! Simms11 : 10/23/2016 12:29 pm : link : reply Fuck me!

Aaand game over! Happiness abounds!

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HAHAHAHAA 27 : 10/23/2016 12:33 pm : link : reply We are so lucky. Win again despite ourselves

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DRC NEEDED TO KNEEL ZogZerg : 10/23/2016 12:35 pm : link : reply AND not screw around. Not a smart team.

And yes, I laughed!

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SPOTTED DICK SHO'NUFF : 10/23/2016 12:36 pm : link : reply for everyone!