1-Fitzpatrick: an unbeatable combination of absurdly high expectations and absurdly bad play. Not content to just suck himself, Fitzpatrick seems to have dragged down the entire Jets franchise. Bowles the promising young head coach? Now he's a moron punting away the game instead of trying to win. The Jets super receiving corps? Done, probably never hear from any of those guys again. That defense? Sucks now. To seal the victory in this contest, only after he's ruined the Jets season in just 5 games, Fitzpatrick (who really is a midget) finally comes in and wins a game and then takes a shit on the entire franchise during his victory presser after the game.
2-Osweiler: I heard Grudin and the prisoner they chain into the booth to broadcast with him talking about how Osweiler never even visited Houston before he bolted Denver and signed that ridiculous deal with the Texans. Think about that for minute; Osweiler committed to living in Houston, which is like a hot steaming pile of dog shit and regularly contents for the title of America's most obese city. Ok, so maybe Houston isn't so bad, and hey, Osweiler's rich now so he can buy a phat pad in the Woodlands. But what the hell were the Texans thinking singing a guy that hadn't even set foot into their training complex?
3-Case Keenum: Someone wrote on the game thread that Keenum's 4th INT was a "can of corn". And that's exactly what it was. Even as a former defensive back and center fielder, I have never seen such an easy fly ball; not in London, not on a Little League field, not in Pop Warner. That was really, really something of a terrible throw. And fuck Jeff Fischer and his dirty cheating squad. My only question is whether or not Keenum will be out of the NFL before the Rams leave LA and stick it to the taxpayers. Again.
Its funny, really it is, that Jay Cutler can't even get on the field for a worst QB in the NFL contest. But, we all know, he doesn't care.
He reminds me of Dan McGwire, if you remember him. Very big, and does everything SLOW.
He just looks like a guy that got paid, realized football is a violent sport, and lost interest.
His situation is very similar to Kaepernick. Taking over for an established starter and winning a few games.
At the same time, that's where it ended. Peyton Manning managed to get his job back despite very poor production. Osweiler could have been a SB winning QB in theory and wasn't. I know Peyton has a reputation that Alex Smith never had, but still.
Osweiler never made wow plays like Kap.
He had 3.5 years of backup duty which is as good as it gets in this league.
Don't think Osweiler is a bust for life, but he was given his big contract with absolutely no resume to base it off of.
If Kaepernick went to the Texans following the 49ers/Ravens super bowl for a huge contract, it would have been a stupid signing even then.
Just like this is now.
Osweiler should have lost the big ego and taken what the Broncos would have given him. He would have won games the way Russell Wilson wins games.....D and running game. Eventually you become a good QB in this league (usually) if you can be spoon fed the reps. Very very few QBs are Marino or Elway, ready to dominate with no experience.
I can understand being pissed at the Broncos for having annoying Peyton Manning around and the treatment they gave him. But with his career on the line he should have been more savvy.
1-Fitzpatrick: an unbeatable combination of absurdly high expectations and absurdly bad play. Not content to just suck himself, Fitzpatrick seems to have dragged down the entire Jets franchise. Bowles the promising young head coach? Now he's a moron punting away the game instead of trying to win. The Jets super receiving corps? Done, probably never hear from any of those guys again. That defense? Sucks now. To seal the victory in this contest, only after he's ruined the Jets season in just 5 games, Fitzpatrick (who really is a midget) finally comes in and wins a game and then takes a shit on the entire franchise during his victory presser after the game.
2-Osweiler: I heard Grudin and the prisoner they chain into the booth to broadcast with him talking about how Osweiler never even visited Houston before he bolted Denver and signed that ridiculous deal with the Texans. Think about that for minute; Osweiler committed to living in Houston, which is like a hot steaming pile of dog shit and regularly contents for the title of America's most obese city. Ok, so maybe Houston isn't so bad, and hey, Osweiler's rich now so he can buy a phat pad in the Woodlands. But what the hell were the Texans thinking singing a guy that hadn't even set foot into their training complex?
3-Case Keenum: Someone wrote on the game thread that Keenum's 4th INT was a "can of corn". And that's exactly what it was. Even as a former defensive back and center fielder, I have never seen such an easy fly ball; not in London, not on a Little League field, not in Pop Warner. That was really, really something of a terrible throw. And fuck Jeff Fischer and his dirty cheating squad. My only question is whether or not Keenum will be out of the NFL before the Rams leave LA and stick it to the taxpayers. Again.
Its funny, really it is, that Jay Cutler can't even get on the field for a worst QB in the NFL contest. But, we all know, he doesn't care.
Good post, I agree with everything.
And I think Jay Cutler in a game manager role would be a very good QB IMO. More potential than anyone else on this list.
That is mostly based on his play from a few years ago. He spoiled the Levi's Stadium opener against a pretty good defense.
Terrible attitude but I could see Cutler being the man with Jim Harbaugh.
NINEster, ha nah I don't blame Brock for taking the $. What's the difference now between Denver and Houston? One game. Houston plays in a terrible, TERRIBLE division. What does he gotta do? win 8...7 games to get to the playoffs? Plus if he does stick around, think of all the Mark Sanchez moments he'll give us. After all that silly nonsense, he already has a SB ring.
isn't the worse but deserves to be mentioned. He is awful. He is good at one thing: compiling garbage time stats. In last night's game, he made shitty throw after shitty throw and was a big part of his team getting blown out in the first 3 quarters. Then in the 4th when the game is out of hand the opposing D is playing prevent, he piles up some yards.
There's an argument for him. His stats wouldn't indicate it but he gets a lot of production in the 4th quarter after being down by a lot (just look at last night and the game against SD). I'd still prefer him over any of the other guys listed, however.
He reminds me of Dan McGwire, if you remember him. Very big, and does everything SLOW.
He just looks like a guy that got paid, realized football is a violent sport, and lost interest.
Ha I remember him well. Drafted by Seattle, Mark McGwire's brother. He was dreadful. HE was so bad he barely even played. Those highly drafted QBs that can't even get on the field are a special kind of bad.
Hey she
Have you ever been facedown in the Best Western parking lot bitching about your expense account?
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if you go by game threads.
Hey she
Have you ever been facedown in the Best Western parking lot bitching about your expense account?
And here is one of the dupes who consistently gets protected by Eric and the mods ladies and gents.
(Que pathetic rocky using his tired "he's a drunk" defense)
Keenum reminds me of Scott Brunner, circa 1982-83. There's nothing good about a "game manager" QB who makes lethal mistakes with games on the line.
Fitzpatrick was probably the worst until his decent relief appearance against Baltimore. Bortles has been the most disappointing.
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2) Brock
3) Blake
4) Keenum
5) Flacco
Keenum reminds me of Scott Brunner, circa 1982-83. There's nothing good about a "game manager" QB who makes lethal mistakes with games on the line.
Fitzpatrick was probably the worst until his decent relief appearance against Baltimore. Bortles has been the most disappointing.
Coach just sad no change at QB for Jax in the second half. Must be out of options. God bless.
My vote is for Brock. He's in an enviable position and doing nothing with it. Texans would have the same record if I played QB for them.
We can coexist, just getting a little to close for comfort though.
It's all good, carry on.
But I'd still rather him be my QB than a couple other guys. Casey Keenum is my vote.
He just looks like a guy that got paid, realized football is a violent sport, and lost interest.
LOL.
1-Fitzpatrick: an unbeatable combination of absurdly high expectations and absurdly bad play. Not content to just suck himself, Fitzpatrick seems to have dragged down the entire Jets franchise. Bowles the promising young head coach? Now he's a moron punting away the game instead of trying to win. The Jets super receiving corps? Done, probably never hear from any of those guys again. That defense? Sucks now. To seal the victory in this contest, only after he's ruined the Jets season in just 5 games, Fitzpatrick (who really is a midget) finally comes in and wins a game and then takes a shit on the entire franchise during his victory presser after the game.
2-Osweiler: I heard Grudin and the prisoner they chain into the booth to broadcast with him talking about how Osweiler never even visited Houston before he bolted Denver and signed that ridiculous deal with the Texans. Think about that for minute; Osweiler committed to living in Houston, which is like a hot steaming pile of dog shit and regularly contents for the title of America's most obese city. Ok, so maybe Houston isn't so bad, and hey, Osweiler's rich now so he can buy a phat pad in the Woodlands. But what the hell were the Texans thinking singing a guy that hadn't even set foot into their training complex?
3-Case Keenum: Someone wrote on the game thread that Keenum's 4th INT was a "can of corn". And that's exactly what it was. Even as a former defensive back and center fielder, I have never seen such an easy fly ball; not in London, not on a Little League field, not in Pop Warner. That was really, really something of a terrible throw. And fuck Jeff Fischer and his dirty cheating squad. My only question is whether or not Keenum will be out of the NFL before the Rams leave LA and stick it to the taxpayers. Again.
Its funny, really it is, that Jay Cutler can't even get on the field for a worst QB in the NFL contest. But, we all know, he doesn't care.
He just looks like a guy that got paid, realized football is a violent sport, and lost interest.
His situation is very similar to Kaepernick. Taking over for an established starter and winning a few games.
At the same time, that's where it ended. Peyton Manning managed to get his job back despite very poor production. Osweiler could have been a SB winning QB in theory and wasn't. I know Peyton has a reputation that Alex Smith never had, but still.
Osweiler never made wow plays like Kap.
He had 3.5 years of backup duty which is as good as it gets in this league.
Don't think Osweiler is a bust for life, but he was given his big contract with absolutely no resume to base it off of.
If Kaepernick went to the Texans following the 49ers/Ravens super bowl for a huge contract, it would have been a stupid signing even then.
Just like this is now.
Osweiler should have lost the big ego and taken what the Broncos would have given him. He would have won games the way Russell Wilson wins games.....D and running game. Eventually you become a good QB in this league (usually) if you can be spoon fed the reps. Very very few QBs are Marino or Elway, ready to dominate with no experience.
I can understand being pissed at the Broncos for having annoying Peyton Manning around and the treatment they gave him. But with his career on the line he should have been more savvy.
1-Fitzpatrick: an unbeatable combination of absurdly high expectations and absurdly bad play. Not content to just suck himself, Fitzpatrick seems to have dragged down the entire Jets franchise. Bowles the promising young head coach? Now he's a moron punting away the game instead of trying to win. The Jets super receiving corps? Done, probably never hear from any of those guys again. That defense? Sucks now. To seal the victory in this contest, only after he's ruined the Jets season in just 5 games, Fitzpatrick (who really is a midget) finally comes in and wins a game and then takes a shit on the entire franchise during his victory presser after the game.
2-Osweiler: I heard Grudin and the prisoner they chain into the booth to broadcast with him talking about how Osweiler never even visited Houston before he bolted Denver and signed that ridiculous deal with the Texans. Think about that for minute; Osweiler committed to living in Houston, which is like a hot steaming pile of dog shit and regularly contents for the title of America's most obese city. Ok, so maybe Houston isn't so bad, and hey, Osweiler's rich now so he can buy a phat pad in the Woodlands. But what the hell were the Texans thinking singing a guy that hadn't even set foot into their training complex?
3-Case Keenum: Someone wrote on the game thread that Keenum's 4th INT was a "can of corn". And that's exactly what it was. Even as a former defensive back and center fielder, I have never seen such an easy fly ball; not in London, not on a Little League field, not in Pop Warner. That was really, really something of a terrible throw. And fuck Jeff Fischer and his dirty cheating squad. My only question is whether or not Keenum will be out of the NFL before the Rams leave LA and stick it to the taxpayers. Again.
Its funny, really it is, that Jay Cutler can't even get on the field for a worst QB in the NFL contest. But, we all know, he doesn't care.
Good post, I agree with everything.
And I think Jay Cutler in a game manager role would be a very good QB IMO. More potential than anyone else on this list.
That is mostly based on his play from a few years ago. He spoiled the Levi's Stadium opener against a pretty good defense.
Terrible attitude but I could see Cutler being the man with Jim Harbaugh.
'SHE' just ignore cruzin he's harmless. Just ask Steve Young! (Inside joke between me and cruzin!)
Or whoever is now starting for Cleveland.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
Remember when that happened a few years ago on a Monday night game?
Who does that?
Bill O'Brien looks like he's headed down the road of being a really bad HC.
Who does that?
Bill O'Brien looks like he's headed down the road of being a really bad HC.
He made the playoffs with Hoyer who, looking back now, is a better QB than Brock.
He just looks like a guy that got paid, realized football is a violent sport, and lost interest.
Ha I remember him well. Drafted by Seattle, Mark McGwire's brother. He was dreadful. HE was so bad he barely even played. Those highly drafted QBs that can't even get on the field are a special kind of bad.