NFT: Share something interesting about yourself

I have no knuckle in my right thumb

Too old to have had to register with the selective service when turning 18.

Born under a 49 state flag.

going to be 42 years old very soon and I have Heterochromia which means I have one blue eye and one green eye.

My wife is one of five children, also 4 girls and one boy.

So if you count sister-in-laws, I have 8 sisters (my wife's brother is married)

Sometime in the (i think) very late 60s or early 70s my dad was at a concert in LA. He saw a big crowd, and walked over to check it out. Turns out it was Muhammad Ali signing autographs. So my dad gets to the front of the crowd, but doesn't have any paper for Ali to sign. He quickly looks through his wallet and, without really thinking about it, hands his draft card to Ali. Ali looks at it, looks at my dad to see if he is fucking with him, then signs it and hands it back. My dad has since passed this awesome little artifact on to me.

...I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

The New York Giants

I write left handed but throw a ball right handed. My dad was very confused when it came time to buy my first glove and teach me to play catch.

There are elements on the periodic table named for the star system I was born in, the planet I was born on, the landmass I was born on, the state I was born in, and the city I was born in.

Up interesting facts about myself.

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My son was born on my Mom's Birthday, my younger daughter was born on my Dad's birthday and my middle child was born on the 4th of July.

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I write left handed but throw a ball right handed. My dad was very confused when it came time to buy my first glove and teach me to play catch.

I get that...I am right handed but I shoot lefty. It drives the guys I trap shoot with nuts!

..never got sick from drinking too much or got really "f'ed up shit faced drunk". I didn't even start drinking until I was almost done with college at 21. I get to my happy place and cut off because once you get over the euphoric nice buzz, it's all downhill from there.

Maybe not the most unusual thing but I've always been sort of proud of it.

my wife and i have the same birthday.

or needed stitches once in my life and I'm 33. I was also a very active kid and played on multiple sports teams and played alot of sports with my friends and all of the crazy/stupid things young boys/teens do at that age and never came out overly hurt or injured for it. Or, even anything since that age range. Been lucky thus far.

Watch me break my arm tonight..

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There are elements on the periodic table named for the star system I was born in, the planet I was born on, the landmass I was born on, the state I was born in, and the city I was born in.

Now, that is interesting! Name them.

Well, not just the Cubes...

...but we had Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super-chef Bobby Flay. It was insane. I mean, it was almost too much.

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my wife and i have the same birthday.

Twins?

That keeps me happy

Wear lederhosen.

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I've never broken a bone Dave in Hoboken : 5:36 pm : link : reply or needed stitches once in my life and I'm 33.

Same here on the broken bone. Have needed stitches twice, but no cavities! (yet).

Also... I was born at 12:34 on May 6, so my birthday reads out 123456. Unfortunately wasn't born in 78 to finish it off.

Clock.

In my kitchen.

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That keeps me happy

It's even better if you share it with another person.

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In comment 13203250 Anakim said: Quote: That keeps me happy It's even better if you share it with another person.

Especially an Asian and a Muslim searching for White Castle (PC Crowd alert: Anak was referencing Harold & Kumar, as am I now)

Somehow

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..never got sick from drinking too much or got really "f'ed up shit faced drunk". I didn't even start drinking until I was almost done with college at 21. I get to my happy place and cut off because once you get over the euphoric nice buzz, it's all downhill from there. Maybe not the most unusual thing but I've always been sort of proud of it.

I'm nearly the same although I have gotten sick. But anytime I got sick i was composed enough to walk to some private corner of the world where I could be alone. I can drink like a champ never got black out drunk or messy where I didn't remember shit the next day. I know many people who boast that they can drink a ton but they lose control or get so shot out they black out. To me that's not an impressive drinker. Show me the cat that can act sober despite being soaking wet.

I got nothing else sorry.

Pancho Villa

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In comment 13203223 myquealer said: Quote: There are elements on the periodic table named for the star system I was born in, the planet I was born on, the landmass I was born on, the state I was born in, and the city I was born in. Now, that is interesting! Name them.

Helium (Sun), Tellurium (Earth), Americium (Americas), Californium (California), Livermorium (Livermore)
Elements named after places - ( New Window )

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going to be 42 years old very soon and I have Heterochromia which means I have one blue eye and one green eye.

Are you an X-man ?

by being invited to a Facebook event titled "The Day I Died". I'm still pissed.

are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

I'm about to leave the meeting I'm in and drink 6 IPAs while I watch the Rangers teach McDavid the true meaning of attacking hockey.

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In comment 13203196 Drewcon40 said: Quote: going to be 42 years old very soon and I have Heterochromia which means I have one blue eye and one green eye. Are you an X-man ?

No Ron - just a freak. : )

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Clock. In my kitchen.

Unfortunately The Boss is my asshole brother.

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That keeps me happy

You better make sure you keep him happy

And rather enjoy others reactions figuring out who did it.

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I'm about to leave the meeting I'm in and drink 6 IPAs while I watch the Rangers teach McDavid the true meaning of attacking hockey.

You had me at IPA

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In comment 13203302 Go Terps said: Quote: I'm about to leave the meeting I'm in and drink 6 IPAs while I watch the Rangers teach McDavid the true meaning of attacking hockey. You had me at IPA

One of the biggest perks of moving to Oregon is the beer. It is absurdly good.

Wear it on the other foot.

I never take a dump except where I'm staying(barring an emergency) and when I do I need to take a shower immediately

I can kick pitch and throw a football lefty and righty both equally as well. I once pitched a double header in little league one game lefty and one game righty. The look on the other teams coaches face was priceless

And never had an alcoholic beverage in my life.

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And never had an alcoholic beverage in my life.

New goal, to get you shitfaced.

By the end of the school year, I will have coached my 75th team. This year I will have coached Varsity football, 2 middle school basketball teams ( Grade 6,and grade 7-8), 2 Varsity track teams( boy's, girl's)and Spring Football. I am a SoccCrossBasketFootTrack Coach.

without drinking. Talk about strength...

Got rabies shots the next day.

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Up interesting facts about myself.

Corrected your mistake. You're welcome."

Except for now because I got arrested for the 8th time and if I fail another drug test I can go to jail for 18 months so all I need to do is not smoke weed for 3 months and I'll be completely fine however I'm a bit of the Will Hill, Josh Gordon idgaf type guy so I'm challenged.

and also rudimentary snare drum (fife and drum corps)

He ignored me.

When I was a teenager. Well, I think it was Seinfeld.

Getting caught in the rain,I am not into Yoga. I like making love at midnight in the Dunes of the Cape.Im not into Health Food,I am into Champagne.

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and also rudimentary snare drum (fife and drum corps)

Hey, I'm a fife and drum guy too! I play with the Regulators, who are you with?

Also, I have been a snare drummer with the G-Line for the last 3 years so I get to go to most Giants home games and play the drum!!!!! (I'm the old guy in the middle)

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I have an extraordinarily large penis Anakim : 5:41 pm : link : reply That keeps me happy

It's rubber and he keeps it in a drawer beside the bed.

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Pancho Villa

I've heard that your Grandfather was hung.

Lita Ford

I'm the only person in the world with nothing interesting about themself.

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Quote: I have an extraordinarily large penis Anakim : 5:41 pm : link : reply That keeps me happy It's rubber and he keeps it in a drawer beside the bed.

Not always!

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LOL.

was a High School football coach. I once kissed Tommie Frazier.

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In comment 13203361 ChathamMark said: Quote: and also rudimentary snare drum (fife and drum corps) Hey, I'm a fife and drum guy too! I play with the Regulators, who are you with? Also, I have been a snare drummer with the G-Line for the last 3 years so I get to go to most Giants home games and play the drum!!!!! (I'm the old guy in the middle)

I am a retired drummer. Still can play a good Crazy Army, though. Played as a youth with the Morris County Militia, Chatham NJ, around from 1969-1981, then disbanded. National champs at one point. 3 of our drummers went on to play with the Old Guard. We all got together and played in our town 4th of July parade for many years until our founder/leader passed. Last time was 2007. I included a video clip. I'm back row snare, far right.
Link - ( New Window )

And my life is considerably less interesting because of it...which is a very healthy thing, for me and my family and friends, compared to the old days...oi, do I have some stories from back then, which are better left in the past

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was a High School football coach. I once kissed Tommie Frazier.

Holy shit! I once kissed Tommie Frazier also! What are the odds?!?!

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In comment 13203391 shelovesnycsports said: Quote: was a High School football coach. I once kissed Tommie Frazier. Holy shit! I once kissed Tommie Frazier also! What are the odds?!?!

Well Tommie did get around a lot.

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In comment 13203260 The_Boss said: Quote: Clock. In my kitchen. Unfortunately The Boss is my asshole brother.

One time I put my balls on your lips when you were sleeping.

and I also have 150+ rose bushes.

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and I also have 150+ rose bushes.

Weeks Roses?

I once went bowling up by the palisades mall and who was bowling in the lane directly next to us but Brandon Jacobs. It was the offseason leading up to the 2011 season where the NFL lockout loomed. I usually have nothing good or worthy to say when I meet a celebrity or star athlete but tonight was not one of those instances. I was ready. I didn't want to be a pain and bother him plus he was getting hit with a lot of fly by people so I figured I'd catch him quick and move on. I caught him real quick and just said I'm a big fan and more wished him good luck on the season and more importantly I hope the players union delivers you guys a better cba than last time because you deserve as much money as you can get. We shook hands he said thanks and that was that.

They record the speed of your throw when you bowl. I bowled a faster speed than Jacobs. Amazing.

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I do that for about 6 months at a clip, and then I'll clean between my toes.

EGGS

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............................................. I am a retired drummer. Still can play a good Crazy Army, though. Played as a youth with the Morris County Militia, Chatham NJ, around from 1969-1981, then disbanded. National champs at one point. 3 of our drummers went on to play with the Old Guard. We all got together and played in our town 4th of July parade for many years until our founder/leader passed. Last time was 2007. I included a video clip. I'm back row snare, far right. Link - ( New Window )

Awesome! I came onto the scene just after that with the Young Colonials. I always wished there were some good videos of Morris County back in the day, I loved the few recordings I have heard! I have been lucky enough to jam many times with one of your drummers from TOG, Brian Pentony. We called him "Monster" when we were kids because drumming wise he was one! Also, I drummed quite a bit with Duke through the 80's and early 90's.
If you feel like talking drumming feel free to email me at dreadedrummer@yahoo.com

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In comment 13203408 buford said: Quote: and I also have 150+ rose bushes. Weeks Roses?

Some are Weeks, but most aren't. I have a lot of Old Garden Roses.

Well maybe not, but I was adopted from Colombia in 1978 so there is a chance. 38, never had a cavity, had brain surgery, and tonight I saw my 4 yr old daughter spell her name using Cheetos to shape the letters.

I know Mike Tyson was innocent of rape in Indianapolis firsthand.

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In comment 13203395 ChathamMark said: Quote: ............................................. I am a retired drummer. Still can play a good Crazy Army, though. Played as a youth with the Morris County Militia, Chatham NJ, around from 1969-1981, then disbanded. National champs at one point. 3 of our drummers went on to play with the Old Guard. We all got together and played in our town 4th of July parade for many years until our founder/leader passed. Last time was 2007. I included a video clip. I'm back row snare, far right. Link - ( New Window ) Awesome! I came onto the scene just after that with the Young Colonials. I always wished there were some good videos of Morris County back in the day, I loved the few recordings I have heard! I have been lucky enough to jam many times with one of your drummers from TOG, Brian Pentony. We called him "Monster" when we were kids because drumming wise he was one! Also, I drummed quite a bit with Duke through the 80's and early 90's. If you feel like talking drumming feel free to email me at dreadedrummer@yahoo.com

Wow, you have stirred up my fife and drum corps fervor. Brian was younger than I when he joined the corps. Turned into a fine, fine, drummer. Great family too. And when you say 'Duke', us drummers all know. He was our teacher all my years there. Loved that guy. He lived to drum and make music. I have a picture when I played banjo for him at a 4th of July picnic. Had him autograph it later. He immediately thought of my banjo parts and how he could incorporate them into drumming. Thanks for mentioning Duke. I'll send you the pic.

of the State of Oklahoma

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I know Mike Tyson was innocent of rape in Indianapolis firsthand.

you just TKO'd this thread.

Ah, shit.

In comment 13203446 B in ALB said:

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I know Mike Tyson was innocent of rape in Indianapolis firsthand.

Wow that took guts B
Does it still hurt when you walk?

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A big hairy patch on my left arm but not on my right arm.

(Handing out towels and basketballs in the athletic center). I met and conversed with Ted Kennedy in his driveway while he was wearing his bathrobe and slippers.

Professional paintball and traveled the world for free because of the sport.

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or needed stitches once in my life and I'm 33. I was also a very active kid and played on multiple sports teams and played alot of sports with my friends and all of the crazy/stupid things young boys/teens do at that age and never came out overly hurt or injured for it. Or, even anything since that age range. Been lucky thus far. Watch me break my arm tonight..

HA !! talk about opposites..
My broken bones..
Fingers 15 times
Nose 6 times
Wrist 3 times
both ankles
Ribs on both sides
two toes

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Professional paintball and traveled the world for free because of the sport.

That's pretty awesome. How'd that come about? Military background at all?

buford has monkey hands!

1. My birthday is 666
2. Played in the little league world series
3. I shut down a retired Lionel Manuel in a flag football game
4. Was in Walmart commercials as a kid
5. My first lap dance was from a belly dancer in Tangiers Africa when I was 17. I smuggled 2 stiletto knives back into the US on the same trip.
6. I have stayed over 1500 nights in a hotel
7. Had a beer with Mike Tyson in Don King's apartment
8. Used to race motocross
9. Was stalked by a mountain lion in northern Montana
10. Played in a band that used to open for the Rocky Horror picture show at a flea bag movie theater.

That's enough for tonight...

Don't forget those Dos Equis commercials.

We were friends as teenagers.

I also jammed with Blondie before they were famous.

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Don't forget those Dos Equis commercials.

LMAO !! my mother has a tattoo that says "Son"

I was working at ADT security in their call center on 9/11. I answered the fire alarms from the WTC. It was surreal.

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Don't forget those Dos Equis commercials.

Or that time he almost shanked a bitch with a swizzle stick. That would have been an awesome story.

Was an Uber passenger of mine when I drove for them last year. Brought him from Cambridge, MA to Logan. He had his guitar out and played/sang "Into Your Arms" and "It's a Shame About Ray" in my backseat for me.

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Was an Uber passenger of mine when I drove for them last year. Brought him from Cambridge, MA to Logan. He had his guitar out and played/sang "Into Your Arms" and "It's a Shame About Ray" in my backseat for me.

Did he tip?

1984 all-valley under 18 karate championship.

Pissed and had a conversation 2 separate times, on 2 separate nights next to Derek Jeter at Club NV

Shared some fun party favors with Eric Dorsey at Club System

Worked a party for the Yankees in the VIP lounge, at the China Club, after the 1998 World Series win. Their bar tab was about $22K and a David Wells paid the bill and tipped the waitress $3K. She came over to me crying with happiness because she could pay her student loan off.

Sat next to actor, Roberto Begnini, in the VIP lounge at Club NV while he was hooking up with 2 chicks at the same time

Partied with Ralph Cirrella (Howard Stern's friend) and 4 dancers, in the VIP lounge at Club NV, and can assure you he is not even close to gay

Not in a club, but played blackjack next to Kurt Russell at the Atlantis, when I was 18 years old (now 40). We were very banged up and both yelling at the dealer because he sucked. Then Kate Hudson, who was about my age, and not really famous, came over to get him.

Have to have actor Tommy Davidson kicked out of the Soundfactory for grabbing a girl on the dance floor

It was a fun time in the late 90's and early 2000's

makes a lot more sense after Marty in Albany's "share."

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In comment 13203446 B in ALB said:

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I know Mike Tyson was innocent of rape in Indianapolis firsthand.

This is something I'd like to hear more about if possible, especially having seen the excellent Tyson documentary.

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Or that time he almost shanked a bitch with a swizzle stick. That would have been an awesome story.

I am going to have to start a thread specifically about that story again. Should keep you busy posting for a few hours :)

Matt Robinson and Ed Marinaro at a bar in Manhattan. Marinaro was drunk and didn't like a question I asked him, Todd and Robinson had to pull him away. Before leaving the bar Richard Todd came over apologized and gave me tokens for free drinks.

for him. Really wanted to get into a prep school near us and knew he wouldn't score high enough and they needed SAT not SSAT for PG's.

I'm not all that interesting. However, when I was about 10 I was in George Steinbrenner's office, jumped up and down on his leather baseball glove-shaped chair and then went to the control room and played with the stadium jumbotron and audio controls.

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I vaguely recall you mentioning this in the past as part of a funny story. May have been someone else...

Among the attendees were Richard Todd, Robert Brazile, and Ken Stabler. He was friends with Todd and Brazile because they all played high school football against each other growing up in Mobile, and Stabler was from the area too although a bit older than the others.

The furthest back I can trace my family tree in America goes back to 1610. John Proctor sailed on the Sea Venture in June 1609 as part of the third supply mission to Jamestown. The ship was badly damaged in a storm and sank right off the coast of a then-uninhabited island, Bermuda. The survivors of the wreck landed on Bermuda, spending the next 10 months there building two new ships from what they could salvage from the Sea Venture and from lumber they cut down in Bermuda. They sailed successfully to Jamestown in May 1610. The story of the Sea Venture was Shakespeare's inspiration for The Tempest.

And I was defended against an injunction during the Kent State days by William Kunstler.

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I vaguely recall you mentioning this in the past as part of a funny story. May have been someone else...

It was probably talking about the lunatic autograph hound that snuck into the club, stole a golf cart, and went riding around the course looking for Barkley. They had to call the cops.

I put together a very extensive chemistry set in the attic. I had a bench that was about 12 feet long and shelves over the bench. I had a Bunsen burner and collected flasks, bottles, tubes, and of course all kinds of chemicals (nothing like a kid's typical chemistry set that comes in a box). Back in those days, you could buy some very interesting chemicals at the local drug store by talking with the owner who would order them plus he could get flasks, tubes, etc. Anyway, I created an experiment (I won't divulge the chemicals on here) that would create an endothermic reaction. I had done it before and it worked like a charm and a kid from the neighborhood was visiting and wanted me to show him. After mixing the chemicals, it didn't work. I said, "must be the chemicals are dead" (remember, I was only 12). My mother called and said it was time for dinner. We sat around the table as my father said a blessing when a huge explosion went off upstairs knocking the kitchen ceiling down on top of us. House burned to the ground. I never messed with chemicals again

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Wish is wasn't true. I put my poor mother through hell

issued for me in West New York NJ in the late seventies because I did not pay my fine for shoveling snow onto Blvd East when trying to get to work after a blizzard.

I ama snow felon

The guilt has worn me out

I confess to feelling better now

and then a couple years later my brother got married and he got the exact same bowl as a gift. I'm pretty sure he had a crate of them in his garage and his wife just sent them when they got invited to weddings of somewhat distant relatives.

I managed to get my father arrested in Philadelphia once.

Back in 1999, I went up to Philly to visit a buddy of mine who was going to school at Temple. He told me to park in the alley behind his building - "People do it all the time, no one ever gets a ticket" So, of course, I got a ticket. Pfffft - how often am I going to be in Philly? I was just about to move to California for my first "real" job. I tossed it in the trash.

Problem was, I had borrowed my dad's car to go up because mine needed some work. About five years later, my dad was in Philly for work, was pulled over for speeding, and got an unpleasant surprise. There was a warrant for his arrest for an unpaid ticket. He was less than pleased with me, and I ended up having to pay him back something like $1500.

nice job folks.

If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass - just be honest about it. Look, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick. And I do it. A lot.

"B" qualifying standards by minute and half in 2:23:28 in 1989

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nice job folks. If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass - just be honest about it. Look, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick. And I do it. A lot.

leaves his house.

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She's a moaner

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nice job folks. If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass - just be honest about it. Look, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick. And I do it. A lot.

I would do it but I can't get it to bend in half when it's hard :-)

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and then a couple years later my brother got married and he got the exact same bowl as a gift. I'm pretty sure he had a crate of them in his garage and his wife just sent them when they got invited to weddings of somewhat distant relatives.

that sounds like a jerry Glanville move.

YUP. It's True..

it seems something maybe interesting and possibly unique about me is I never felt the urge or need to lie or exaggerate the size of my penis.

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In comment 13203835 Heisenberg said: Quote: and then a couple years later my brother got married and he got the exact same bowl as a gift. I'm pretty sure he had a crate of them in his garage and his wife just sent them when they got invited to weddings of somewhat distant relatives. that sounds like a jerry Glanville move.

Haha. Nope. This guy was far less colorful, but more successful.

Exhibition fight against the man who killled my best friend in the ring. I won. I kid you not before the fight the Russian said to me " I must break you".

I also was ran out of Hope Washington by the local
Sheriff as I was a drifter for almost a decade after I returned from Nam where I was in the special forces.

I now run an Italian restaurant in Philadelphia.

at least in our household.

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A friend of the family worked on Uncle Floyd's show. He may have directed and was the camera man.

and it is my birthday!

with Earl Monroe about 5 years ago.

Pissed off John Sterling by refusing his autograph (some here are familiar with that story).

Went to HS with Wentworth Miller III (Prison Break) and Emmanual Lewis (Webster).

Got about 5-10 minutes of camera time on the Late Show (Fox 1980s). Arsenio Hall took over for Joan Rivers. I was in LA with a friend, staying with his uncle who was an executive for the fledgling FOX network. He got us seats in the center section about the 3 or 4th row. We were backstage and pass this mountain of a man. We didn't recognize him, but knew he was an athlete. He ends up sitting behind us; LA Raiders OT Henry Lawrence. He was trying to start a singing career. Arsenio sat in the aisle to talk to him and have him perform "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay". The whole time the camera was on him, my friend and I were on camera.

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In comment 13203391 shelovesnycsports said: Quote: was a High School football coach. I once kissed Tommie Frazier. Holy shit! I once kissed Tommie Frazier also! What are the odds?!?!

Tongue, or no tongue?

same neighborhood as Rich Kotite, and my father had him over the house once.

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And never had an alcoholic beverage in my life.

This explains so much.

Just kidding :)

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YUP. It's True..

Have you been laid? Serious question!

I can name the World Series winner for any year and can name all the years a team has won the World Series.

I went to the same physical therapist in Malibu as Brian Bosworth. Seemed like a friendly guy, and much smaller in person than you'd think.

In comment 13203841 Greg from LI said:

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I managed to get my father arrested in Philadelphia once. Back in 1999, I went up to Philly to visit a buddy of mine who was going to school at Temple. He told me to park in the alley behind his building - "People do it all the time, no one ever gets a ticket" So, of course, I got a ticket. Pfffft - how often am I going to be in Philly? I was just about to move to California for my first "real" job. I tossed it in the trash. Problem was, I had borrowed my dad's car to go up because mine needed some work. About five years later, my dad was in Philly for work, was pulled over for speeding, and got an unpleasant surprise. There was a warrant for his arrest for an unpaid ticket. He was less than pleased with me, and I ended up having to pay him back something like $1500.

Hahaha, good lord. That must've went over well. How old were you?

About 26-27 when he landed in the pokey.

His given name is the same as ine. When he first hit it big, we would get random calls from people looking for him. We once had a message from an excited kid, practically out of breath saying "Matisyahu?!" over and over. Another call was from a 12 year old boy (maybe same kid) asking me to come to his Bar Mitzvah. I should have accepted.

EVER!

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YUP. It's True..

why?

into Magnum XLs.

I was born in England
I was almost deported from Cuba
I was once arrested for trying to steal a sign that said "No Christmas Trees"
I had sex with Kelsey Grammer's daughter, Spencer, in Australia

I was invited to Roger Glover's son's birthday party and drove his Tyco hovercraft into a rock, popping the raft balloon. Roger ripped me a new one.

In college.

At the Packer game in 2013 when the Packers were gaining momentum after GB made it 20-13, their fans started chanting "Go Pack Go", and then JPP had that INT ran back for a touchdown. If you listened you could hear a JPP chant erupt in that same voiced chant of the Go Pack Go one minutes earlier. I was the one that started that chant mocking the large number of Packer fans present in our section. It would've grown larger but I think something goofy happened on the field on the XP.

In comment 13203757 yatqb said:

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And I was defended against an injunction during the Kent State days by William Kunstler.

Small world. I have jammed many times with someone who played in the LK orchestra pit for years.

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In comment 13203397 RC02XX said: Quote: In comment 13203391 shelovesnycsports said: Quote: was a High School football coach. I once kissed Tommie Frazier. Holy shit! I once kissed Tommie Frazier also! What are the odds?!?! Tongue, or no tongue?

Obviously tongue...what do you take me for? A prude?

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In comment 13203585 RC02XX said: Quote: Or that time he almost shanked a bitch with a swizzle stick. That would have been an awesome story. I am going to have to start a thread specifically about that story again. Should keep you busy posting for a few hours :)

Don't flatter yourself. It'll occupy me for a single hour at the most...well, maybe an hour and a half...but not much more than that...ok...maybe two...but that's all...or maybe three...

Grand daughter.

Sat amongst Mike Tyson, little bow wow, snoop, warren Sapp and fat joe at the NBA All Star game at Verizon Center.

Started my own business last year and one of my clients is a famous rapper.

Fished with Sam Choy and Emeril on the big island.

Played A certain adventures in babysitting actress in fousball at a house party.

Slept with a female Fox News contributor after meeting her at brass monkey in Adams Morgan back in 2000 before she was a somebody. (She's not one of the bigger names)

Have had guns pulled on me 4 times.

I've got more but that's enough for now.

In comment 13204611 RC02XX said:

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In comment 13204133 BMac said: Quote: In comment 13203397 RC02XX said: Quote: In comment 13203391 shelovesnycsports said: Quote: was a High School football coach. I once kissed Tommie Frazier. Holy shit! I once kissed Tommie Frazier also! What are the odds?!?! Tongue, or no tongue? Obviously tongue...what do you take me for? A prude?

That's what I like...a man with principles!

when I first joined the force, there had been a warrant for this guy for about 5 yrs for an unpaid parking ticket. There had been many attempts to finds this guy, but to no avail.

I, to make a name for myself in dept., took it upon it myself every chance I had to search for this guy. Finally, one day I was on patrol and saw this car speed on by at high speeds. On the bumper of car was a bumper sticker "VT..GO HOAKIES!"

I pulled the car over, and ...vola!...it was him. He later said his son must've got the ticket while visiting a friend and threw it out. He said, his son was a big Hoakie fan and was probably in a rush to catch the game in Blacksburg.

True story.

But turned him down

but back in 1993, I went to a Yankees/White Sox game with my mom, my aunt, and my uncle. I was only 10 years old at the time. We had 2nd row seats right behind the Yankees dugout since my Aunt and Uncle both worked for Chase Manhattan at that time. Anyway, before the game started, we moved up to the front row right behind the Yankees dugout to try to get some autographs. I got Gerald Williams and Wade Boggs to sign my baseball. After Wade signed my baseball, he asked my mom out on a date for after the game. She said no thank you, but I still remember it like it was yesterday.

Haha

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In comment 13203757 yatqb said: Quote: And I was defended against an injunction during the Kent State days by William Kunstler. Small world. I have jammed many times with someone who played in the LK orchestra pit for years.

Rick, I reread my post and didn't want to overstate. My whole extended family was in the audience toward the end of the play when Tigger jumped into the audience. As he passed my wife, he saw her and said, "Oh my" with admiration and grabbed her and pulled her onto the stage to dance with him. Everyone thought she was one of the performers...but no. But it was a gas and something we'll all remember.

As I was told on BBI, so I became a critical care nurse in an ICU going back to school for my NP and eventual DNP. WHAT A RELIEF! No more stress of doing third grade science projects with the kids! No more terrariums, no more watching goldfish, watching ducklings and butterflies hatch and plants grow! This is wayyy easier. (Sarcasm is implied)

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when I first joined the force, there had been a warrant for this guy for about 5 yrs for an unpaid parking ticket. There had been many attempts to finds this guy, but to no avail. I, to make a name for myself in dept., took it upon it myself every chance I had to search for this guy. Finally, one day I was on patrol and saw this car speed on by at high speeds. On the bumper of car was a bumper sticker "VT..GO HOAKIES!" I pulled the car over, and ...vola!...it was him. He later said his son must've got the ticket while visiting a friend and threw it out. He said, his son was a big Hoakie fan and was probably in a rush to catch the game in Blacksburg.

What? Micky, are you ok?

Got shot at, Sparred with Tyson, Been in a rumble at a West Ham match(hooligan wannabe), The hardest i've been hit is by Tim Boetsch

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In comment 13204951 micky said: Quote: when I first joined the force, there had been a warrant for this guy for about 5 yrs for an unpaid parking ticket. There had been many attempts to finds this guy, but to no avail. I, to make a name for myself in dept., took it upon it myself every chance I had to search for this guy. Finally, one day I was on patrol and saw this car speed on by at high speeds. On the bumper of car was a bumper sticker "VT..GO HOAKIES!" I pulled the car over, and ...vola!...it was him. He later said his son must've got the ticket while visiting a friend and threw it out. He said, his son was a big Hoakie fan and was probably in a rush to catch the game in Blacksburg. What? Micky, are you ok?

Read one of Greg's posts :)

amount of Mike Tyson stories?

In comment 13205216 Mike in Long Beach said:

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amount of Mike Tyson stories?

I TKO'd Mike Tyson after he caught me having sex with his girlfriend at the time. Guy couldn't take a punch and hit like a bitch. This was shortly after I taught Jay Z how to rap.

a Brazilian woman, who after the sex showed me a magazine with nude pictures of her.

I was bitten by a copperhead on the first day of my senior year of high school.

I was married on a helicopter.

I was in a 5k with Amani Toomer

I've held Howard Cross' Super Bowl ring.

I've been on stage as an actor, a musician, and a stand up comedian

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I was in a 5k with Amani Toomer

Was that the NFL one in Central Park a couple of years ago?

It was a draft day run, maybe 2005.