I wouldn't be afraid to ask them to do some really weird stuff. To quote The Campaign:
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Hey Shana. It's congressman Cam Brady here. I just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you I wish I wasn't eating fried steak. I wish I was eating Shana pussy. Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper and it hurts like a motherfucker. What else? Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to The Producers. And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom. All right, I gotta go. Cam Brady in '012.
Good luck man.
One of my favorite miserable fucks on this site (like me)
for most people you've now passed the halfway point of your life. the remainder of your life will mostly be spent paying for all the mistakes and bad decisions you made up to this point.
Happy birthday.
Maybe UVA football will be better in 2017. It can't be any worse.
Good luck man.
Sorry about UVA but at least you guys didn't lose to fucking Fort Wayne...
Here's to the immortality of KP and the Greek Freak!
What can I say, Brett? You have me pegged.
Well, as we all know, Frank Beamer makes small children cry in horror
for most people you've now passed the halfway point of your life. the remainder of your life will mostly be spent paying for all the mistakes and bad decisions you made up to this point.
Congratulations!!
I don't judge.
And I think Cam didnt think you'd let Brett go that route either.