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Vin R : 12/8/2016 10:59 am
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Anthony visited with the Santa and asked for a few things for Christmas. Weight loss advice was not one of those things, but that's what he got anyway.



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Everybody's a victim these days  
TXRabbit : 12/8/2016 12:12 pm : link
Next up will be a kickstarter campaign to raise awareness for fat kids victimized by Santa, a sit-in to comfort those affected and a protest to support those hurt by this fatfuck running to social media
An American hero.  
BrettNYG10 : 12/8/2016 12:24 pm : link
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RE: Fats -  
djl8699 : 12/8/2016 12:25 pm : link
In comment 13254989 Diver_Down said:
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You missed an opportunity to don a Santa suit and have her bounce on your lap while you bellow, "Ho, Ho, Ho". That would have been a better memory.


This legit made me tear up laughing, but I would have thought that would be a no brainer. He did say she was hot, what was the problem again?
RE: My son is 8 and is a fervent believer  
Johnny5 : 12/8/2016 12:26 pm : link
In comment 13254869 Greg from LI said:
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So what? God forbid kids get to enjoy childhood for a while before having the miseries of adulthood thrust upon them.

We slew Kris Kringle, Tooth Fairy, and Peter Cottontail in one HORRIFIC and fell swoop... lol. And I posted about it right here on BBI afterwards. I think my youngest daughter was 8 or 9 when we told her. The older one knew but went along without letting on that she knew - of course we knew that she knew and was just being a good daughter/sister playing along. But my little one still believed... she suspected and would drop little hints, ask questions... but she still believed. She even got into an argument at school about it which prompted the scenario: Finally one night she cornered us and asked [dun-dun-duh] the QUESTION. So, we told her.

It was absolutely PHUCQUING awful... horrible... TERRIBLE.

"You mean it's all a lie? You lied to us??

"Yes, honey, but it's not a lie just a fun little game that parents play to enjoy Christmas with the children"

But you lied to us! [The tears start streaming]

And then the eyes open wider...
"And the Easter Bunny? The tooth fairy?????"

Ugggh. I still cringe thinking about that night... lol
RE: RE: The kid is  
Moondawg : 12/8/2016 12:26 pm : link
In comment 13254863 MetsAreBack said:
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In comment 13254833 winoguy said:


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9 years old and still believes in Santa? Seems like diet isnt his only problem.



Shit my daughter is 8 and still believes (3rd grade). So this is the last year, or in your opinion is 8 too old as well?


My kids went from santa to no santa between 8-9 or so, on their own.
There is a pretty solid  
pjcas18 : 12/8/2016 12:28 pm : link
chance that kid ate lunch at McDonalds in the food court after seeing Santa.
RE: There is a pretty solid  
Johnny5 : 12/8/2016 12:29 pm : link
In comment 13255048 pjcas18 said:
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chance that kid ate lunch at McDonalds in the food court after seeing Santa.

lol
RE: Guess im getting old.  
Mr. Bungle : 12/8/2016 12:30 pm : link
In comment 13254907 winoguy said:
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Remember well my son being mocked for his belief by his fellow Boy Scouts. He was only 6 at the time, so I guess 9 appears old to me.

A 6-year-old Boy Scout?
RE: Wife wondered what Mom would do...  
Chris in Philly : 12/8/2016 12:32 pm : link
In comment 13254991 Dunedin81 said:
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when the amusement park said he was too rotund to ride a particular ride. Or the airline wanted him to pay for a bigger seat. Life is not always fat-friendly. Moreover, kids are assholes, and even if you can get the human interest story people on board I'm not sure the kids at Warren G. Harding Elementary school will be so merciful.


Those aren't very good analogies. This is freaking Santa Clause for crying out loud. He can't say that shit...
RE: RE: Guess im getting old.  
Chris in Philly : 12/8/2016 12:32 pm : link
In comment 13255056 Mr. Bungle said:
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In comment 13254907 winoguy said:


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Remember well my son being mocked for his belief by his fellow Boy Scouts. He was only 6 at the time, so I guess 9 appears old to me.


A 6-year-old Boy Scout?


Being mocked by a bunch of 6 year olds? I call tremendous bullshit.
RE: My son is 8 and is a fervent believer  
pjcas18 : 12/8/2016 12:32 pm : link
In comment 13254869 Greg from LI said:
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So what? God forbid kids get to enjoy childhood for a while before having the miseries of adulthood thrust upon them.


My 9 year old still believes, even with 14-year old twin siblings who drop hints all day every day around this time of year that Santa is fake.

I enjoy at least one of the kids still finding some magic in Christmas. And she is such a sweet kid. All her letters to Santa are always mentioning how fortunate she is and how she only wants one present, but would like anything else he wants to give her given to the less fortunate.

unlike the other kids, if I find a way to do it I'll put the picture of one of my older kids letter to Santa at 6 years old. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I assume when my eldest figures it out...  
Dunedin81 : 12/8/2016 12:32 pm : link
everyone else will quickly follow suit. We didn't have a eureka moment as kids, there came a point in time (maybe 7 or 8) where we knew, our parents knew we knew, and we persisted in the fiction for another couple years.
If I were still a kid  
Bill L : 12/8/2016 12:35 pm : link
I would play it out for as long as I could for fear when the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Santa stopped, the things they brought would stop too.
Are people  
Craigg619 : 12/8/2016 12:35 pm : link
On this board and all over the country really this fucking nasty? What is happening to this country? No human decency anymore. The kid is 9 years old. Let his parents be the ones who deal with his weight not Santa.

Good god, this is a brutal brutal world right now. Everybody should just mind their own business, do their own thing, be a decent human being and raise your kids the right way. Sick fuckig world.
RE: RE: My son is 8 and is a fervent believer  
Johnny5 : 12/8/2016 12:35 pm : link
In comment 13255064 pjcas18 said:
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In comment 13254869 Greg from LI said:


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So what? God forbid kids get to enjoy childhood for a while before having the miseries of adulthood thrust upon them.



My 9 year old still believes, even with 14-year old twin siblings who drop hints all day every day around this time of year that Santa is fake.

I enjoy at least one of the kids still finding some magic in Christmas. And she is such a sweet kid. All her letters to Santa are always mentioning how fortunate she is and how she only wants one present, but would like anything else he wants to give her given to the less fortunate.

unlike the other kids, if I find a way to do it I'll put the picture of one of my older kids letter to Santa at 6 years old. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Yeah don't do what I detailed in my last post. I am still scarred from that... lol
RE: I went to Bucknell..  
Old Dirty Beckham : 12/8/2016 12:38 pm : link
In comment 13254901 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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with a girl who was hot as hell. Took me several tries to get a date with her. Right before Xmas break, we go out to dinner and she tells me about how excited she is to go home and see Santa. I'm intrigued where this is leading and it turns out her Dad drives to the woods, gets out and "gets" Santa.

Based on what she said, I'm figuring he goes in, changes into the Santa suit and brings a sack of presents back to the car, then goes back and ditches the suit. She 100% believed it was real.

I get back from dinner - dropped her off at her dorm and told her I had a ton of homework - and the first brother that sees me says, "So, you know why she doesn't date much now, right? Did you hear about Santa?"

Moral of the story is let your kids believe for awhile, but definitely nip that shit in the bud before college.


I'm throwing the challenge flag on this story. There is no way that this is true.
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Chris in Philly : 12/8/2016 12:40 pm : link
Cub, Webelo whatever  
winoguy : 12/8/2016 12:40 pm : link
they are in at that age OK Bungle? Its all part of the Scouts. Now go fuck yourself.
I don't think..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 12:42 pm : link
this is a new thing at all. It is just something that gets put out there for millions to read at the touch of a few buttons.

In the 60's, you had people calling other's "hippies" and telling them to get haircuts. In the 50's, nuns would smack knuckles with a ruler and tell kids that were acting up that they were going to hell. Girls that were promiscuous were made fun of by adults.

This isn't a novel situation. Heck, it was even a situation pretty much made fun of in "A Christmas Story".

It is just now that when a fat kid gets advice, warranted or not, it becomes fat shaming, a supposed news outlet picks up the story, millions of distraught Moms re-tweet the shit and you then have a National tragedy.
RE: Are people  
BrettNYG10 : 12/8/2016 12:42 pm : link
In comment 13255074 Craigg619 said:
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On this board and all over the country really this fucking nasty? What is happening to this country?


Yes, more than one third of adults are obese. Really gross.
RE: RE: I went to Bucknell..  
RC02XX : 12/8/2016 12:43 pm : link
In comment 13255082 Old Dirty Beckham said:
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In comment 13254901 FatMan in Charlotte said:


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with a girl who was hot as hell. Took me several tries to get a date with her. Right before Xmas break, we go out to dinner and she tells me about how excited she is to go home and see Santa. I'm intrigued where this is leading and it turns out her Dad drives to the woods, gets out and "gets" Santa.

Based on what she said, I'm figuring he goes in, changes into the Santa suit and brings a sack of presents back to the car, then goes back and ditches the suit. She 100% believed it was real.

I get back from dinner - dropped her off at her dorm and told her I had a ton of homework - and the first brother that sees me says, "So, you know why she doesn't date much now, right? Did you hear about Santa?"

Moral of the story is let your kids believe for awhile, but definitely nip that shit in the bud before college.



I'm throwing the challenge flag on this story. There is no way that this is true.


Which part? The part about the college girl believing in Santa? The part about Fats dating a hot chick? Or the part about Fats having friends?
RE: Cub, Webelo whatever  
RC02XX : 12/8/2016 12:44 pm : link
In comment 13255095 winoguy said:
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they are in at that age OK Bungle? Its all part of the Scouts. Now go fuck yourself.


Easy there, fella? His comment rated a "go fuck yourself?" I want to see what a true insult rates.
RE: RE: Are people  
bigbluehoya : 12/8/2016 12:45 pm : link
In comment 13255103 BrettNYG10 said:
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On this board and all over the country really this fucking nasty? What is happening to this country?



Yes, more than one third of adults are obese. Really gross.


Hahahhahaha.

Mic drop.

Ends thread.
ODB..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 12:47 pm : link
Christina Ebersol, Class of '91 Bucknell. From Columbia, MD.

Not to be confused with the actress Christine Ebersole.

The one from Bucknell was much hotter.

I'd give you more info, but I stopped stalking her after that date.

By the way, with people having fetishes of eating couch foam and hoarders in society, believing in Santa happens. Strange as fuck - but it happens.
Hey Ronnie!  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 12:49 pm : link
What the fuck!

That really just disrespected me and I feel awful!
This was my 7 year old's  
pjcas18 : 12/8/2016 12:52 pm : link
letter to Santa (now she's 14). She was trolling us by for about a year before writing this, apparently one of her classmates clued her in.

I laughed when I read it at first a lot - thought it was hilarious, but my wife was upset.

At the bottom, which I couldn't get in the screen grab was a tear drop that said "boo hoo hoo, no presents for [my daughter's name]

Fats story  
dep026 : 12/8/2016 12:53 pm : link
sounds like a theme from Nickelback song, so I can see how he made it up.....haha
Tiger Cubs can be 6  
Greg from LI : 12/8/2016 12:55 pm : link
Starts in first grade. I know this because my son was one at age 6 just a few years ago. He's now an 8 year old third grader and a Bear Cub.

What I don't believe is that a 6 year old was mocked by other 6 year olds for believing in Santa. I don't think there are many kids that young who don't believe.

I let my much younger sister find out about Santa on her own, but I did tip her off about the Easter Bunny. My mom was seriously pissed at me.
your 7 year old had handwriting that good???  
Greg from LI : 12/8/2016 12:57 pm : link
That looks like calligraphy compared to my kids' handwriting. I usually just fall back on the excuse that they're lefthanded and it's more difficult for them to learn
RE: your 7 year old had handwriting that good???  
pjcas18 : 12/8/2016 1:00 pm : link
In comment 13255147 Greg from LI said:
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That looks like calligraphy compared to my kids' handwriting. I usually just fall back on the excuse that they're lefthanded and it's more difficult for them to learn


She is an excellent student and always was, but she is a pain in the ass. 14 going on 40. Can't wait to grow up, since the time she was 5 or 6. At 6 years old going to a classmates kindergarten birthday party she asked me to drop her off at the end of the street. and I thought I was the cool dad.

My youngest at 9 doesn't write that well.
RE: Hey Ronnie!  
RC02XX : 12/8/2016 1:01 pm : link
In comment 13255124 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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What the fuck!

That really just disrespected me and I feel awful!


Have your mom go on TV to demand an apology! But you probably won't get much from me since I'm broke...:(
Greg  
winoguy : 12/8/2016 1:01 pm : link
My wife was a den mother. All age groups met at school at the same time. Plenty of car pooling and interaction among the age groups, including his brother who was 9. I never said specifically they were six year olds that did the taunting, I said fellow scouts. JFC
RE: RE: Hey Ronnie!  
Greg from LI : 12/8/2016 1:13 pm : link
In comment 13255155 RC02XX said:
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Have your mom go on TV to demand an apology! But you probably won't get much from me since I'm broke...:(


Well, like they said in It's a Wonderful Life, no man is poor who has frien-....ok, maybe you're screwed after all.
RE: Santa may be right, but who is he to give advice?  
BigBlueShock : 12/8/2016 1:15 pm : link
In comment 13254786 Greg from LI said:
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Not exactly a svelte guy himself, is he?

On a serious note, it's not that guy's fucking business, regardless of whether he's right or wrong.

You might feel differently if you signed on to put a few kids on your lap for minimum wage, and along comes a 400 lbs. whale and plops himself down on your junk.
If I felt that way, then I wouldn't have taken the job in the first  
Greg from LI : 12/8/2016 1:20 pm : link
place. If you want a Santa job, be Santa.
Best advice the kid will ever get  
AnnapolisMike : 12/8/2016 1:24 pm : link
Probably should not have come from Santa....

So now instead of being insulted by just Santa...this poor kid is going to be insulted by millions of people all over the world because he is a fat kid.

Great job Mom!
speaking of the mom  
AnnapolisMike : 12/8/2016 1:26 pm : link
No wonder the kid is fat....the apple does not fall far from the tree!
Pick the damn..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 1:29 pm : link
apple up and eat it!!
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djm : 12/8/2016 2:36 pm : link
In comment 13254928 Bill L said:
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John Condrey, the city manager of Forest City, told CNN in a statement that the Santa did indeed make a remark that he "regretted," and that the matter had been addressed.

"He apologized to the parent, the child and the Town," Condrey said.



Did the guy apologize as himself, or as Santa?

Sounds like he apologized to all. And to all a good night.


lol
I believe every word  
dorgan : 12/8/2016 2:37 pm : link
of Fatman's story. You all know damn well that to date Fatman the broad had to be bat shit crazy.
There's something..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 2:49 pm : link
wrong with getting mocked by a nonagenarian.
.....  
Route 9 : 12/8/2016 4:20 pm : link
It was a boy. Fat shaming doesn't matter unless it's at a girl/woman!
College kids are fucking stupid and will believe  
Route 9 : 12/8/2016 4:23 pm : link
Everything they hear anyway. Great story FMIC.
I wonder what this woman does now  
RobCarpenter : 12/8/2016 5:55 pm : link
I'm betting post Bucknell she went to Med school.

RE: RE: Are people  
Craigg619 : 12/8/2016 6:13 pm : link
In comment 13255103 BrettNYG10 said:
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In comment 13255074 Craigg619 said:


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On this board and all over the country really this fucking nasty? What is happening to this country?



Yes, more than one third of adults are obese. Really gross.


Lol mean. I know obesity is a terrible epidemic that needs to be fixed but my God, Santa shouldn't be the one doing it.
RE: Tiger Cubs can be 6  
Cruzin : 12/8/2016 8:57 pm : link
In comment 13255143 Greg from LI said:
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Starts in first grade. I know this because my son was one at age 6 just a few years ago. He's now an 8 year old third grader and a Bear Cub.

What I don't believe is that a 6 year old was mocked by other 6 year olds for believing in Santa. I don't think there are many kids that young who don't believe.

I let my much younger sister find out about Santa on her own, but I did tip her off about the Easter Bunny. My mom was seriously pissed at me.


Tigers eat their young

No offense intended, just sayin'
This thread  
shelovesnycsports : 12/8/2016 9:00 pm : link
has a lot of things wrong with it. I don't know who I feel more sorry for, that poor kid or Fatman's dates.
Guess  
DanMetroMan : 12/9/2016 4:25 pm : link
he should stick to critiquing his own diet...
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Craigg, I agree.  
yatqb : 12/9/2016 5:46 pm : link
How mean-spirited can a person be to fuck with a kid as Santa?
Serious question...  
EricJ : 12/9/2016 6:01 pm : link
what did the mom feed the kid for dinner that night? Not that it matters but...
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