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Vin R : 12/8/2016 10:59 am
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Anthony visited with the Santa and asked for a few things for Christmas. Weight loss advice was not one of those things, but that's what he got anyway.



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I didn't know that Brett's side gig was as a Santa...  
RC02XX : 12/8/2016 11:01 am : link
Interesting.
What I just don't understand  
Steve L : 12/8/2016 11:04 am : link
is why people have to go public with this stuff. Everyone wants their 15 minutes whether it is positive or negative.
RE: What I just don't understand  
djm : 12/8/2016 11:06 am : link
In comment 13254776 Steve L said:
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is why people have to go public with this stuff. Everyone wants their 15 minutes whether it is positive or negative.


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Steve..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 11:07 am : link
I always wonder that too.

I think half the time, the parents think it is to expose something like fat shaming, but there's probably a fair amount of people who think Santa is right.

Mean, perhaps, but dead on.

I've seen that kid before on a milk carton  
Cruzin : 12/8/2016 11:08 am : link


All 4 sides!
Santa may be right, but who is he to give advice?  
Greg from LI : 12/8/2016 11:09 am : link
Not exactly a svelte guy himself, is he?

On a serious note, it's not that guy's fucking business, regardless of whether he's right or wrong.
Santa  
ryanmkeane : 12/8/2016 11:09 am : link
doing the parenting that his parents aren't...classic Santa.
RE: Steve..  
Bill L : 12/8/2016 11:09 am : link
In comment 13254781 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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I always wonder that too.

I think half the time, the parents think it is to expose something like fat shaming, but there's probably a fair amount of people who think Santa is right.

Mean, perhaps, but dead on.
Raises hand
I thought we were done with the PC stuff?  
Deej : 12/8/2016 11:11 am : link
Santa has first amendment rights too you know.
Kids are getting so mature so early nowadays  
Bill L : 12/8/2016 11:13 am : link
I'm positive that when I was 9, nobody ever said "That really disrespected me" in response to anything. Then again, "then I started crying" I did hear a fair bit. Of course, that was usually because there was a punch in the mouth somewhere as opposed to being "disrespected".
RE: I thought we were done with the PC stuff?  
Bill L : 12/8/2016 11:14 am : link
In comment 13254797 Deej said:
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Santa has first amendment rights too you know.
When you think about it, it's only semi-unsolicited. They came to Santa. They came to Santa to as him for what they wanted; he merely gave them what they needed.
RE: RE: What I just don't understand  
Chris in Philly : 12/8/2016 11:14 am : link
In comment 13254779 djm said:
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is why people have to go public with this stuff. Everyone wants their 15 minutes whether it is positive or negative.



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How much money is this going to translate to?
It's just going..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 11:14 am : link
to fuel a vicious cycle. The kid gets insulted by Santa and has no choice but to go home and down a few pints of ice cream to brighten his day!
Kid is a fat piece of garbage  
Old Dirty Beckham : 12/8/2016 11:14 am : link
santa was right lol
RE: Kid is a fat piece of garbage  
Beer Man : 12/8/2016 11:15 am : link
In comment 13254805 Old Dirty Beckham said:
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santa was right lol
LOL
He's not the Santa you want...  
Dunedin81 : 12/8/2016 11:19 am : link
he's the Santa you need...
bad santa  
Les in TO : 12/8/2016 11:22 am : link
was harsh, he could have framed that in a much more positive way, like "I think you should have really asked for a fitbit and an rowing machine for christmas".
Now if..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 11:25 am : link
Santa had promoted Play 60 and had Cam Newton there to put the kid through wind sprints, I'm sure there would be a much different spin put on it.
RE: RE: RE: What I just don't understand  
Steve L : 12/8/2016 11:25 am : link
In comment 13254803 Chris in Philly said:
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is why people have to go public with this stuff. Everyone wants their 15 minutes whether it is positive or negative.



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How much money is this going to translate to?


Exactly Chris. This doesn't translate into money for the family. It does for CNN though
The kid is  
winoguy : 12/8/2016 11:27 am : link
9 years old and still believes in Santa? Seems like diet isnt his only problem.
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njm : 12/8/2016 11:30 am : link
In comment 13254803 Chris in Philly said:
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is why people have to go public with this stuff. Everyone wants their 15 minutes whether it is positive or negative.



$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



How much money is this going to translate to?


Depends on the lawyers and, especially, the jury. Speaking of translating into money, I wonder how much the attorney's fees for the mall and Santa are going to amount to. "I never felt so disrespected" = Mommy feeding the kid lines for favorable press.
RE: The kid is  
MetsAreBack : 12/8/2016 11:35 am : link
In comment 13254833 winoguy said:
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9 years old and still believes in Santa? Seems like diet isnt his only problem.


Shit my daughter is 8 and still believes (3rd grade). So this is the last year, or in your opinion is 8 too old as well?
RE: RE: RE: RE: What I just don't understand  
Deej : 12/8/2016 11:36 am : link
In comment 13254847 njm said:
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is why people have to go public with this stuff. Everyone wants their 15 minutes whether it is positive or negative.



$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



How much money is this going to translate to?



Depends on the lawyers and, especially, the jury. Speaking of translating into money, I wonder how much the attorney's fees for the mall and Santa are going to amount to. "I never felt so disrespected" = Mommy feeding the kid lines for favorable press.


my guess is zero
RE: RE: RE: RE: What I just don't understand  
Bill L : 12/8/2016 11:37 am : link
In comment 13254847 njm said:
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Depends on the lawyers and, especially, the jury. Speaking of translating into money, I wonder how much the attorney's fees for the mall and Santa are going to amount to. "I never felt so disrespected" = Mommy feeding the kid lines for favorable press.


I would think that he would be able to use duress as a defense in the lawsuit, considering he had to hold the kid in his lap for a period.
My son is 8 and is a fervent believer  
Greg from LI : 12/8/2016 11:37 am : link
So what? God forbid kids get to enjoy childhood for a while before having the miseries of adulthood thrust upon them.
RE: My son is 8 and is a fervent believer  
Mr. Bungle : 12/8/2016 11:43 am : link
In comment 13254869 Greg from LI said:
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So what? God forbid kids get to enjoy childhood for a while before having the miseries of adulthood thrust upon them.

Yeah, how dare a little kid be a little kid! What a LOSER.
I went to Bucknell..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 11:46 am : link
with a girl who was hot as hell. Took me several tries to get a date with her. Right before Xmas break, we go out to dinner and she tells me about how excited she is to go home and see Santa. I'm intrigued where this is leading and it turns out her Dad drives to the woods, gets out and "gets" Santa.

Based on what she said, I'm figuring he goes in, changes into the Santa suit and brings a sack of presents back to the car, then goes back and ditches the suit. She 100% believed it was real.

I get back from dinner - dropped her off at her dorm and told her I had a ton of homework - and the first brother that sees me says, "So, you know why she doesn't date much now, right? Did you hear about Santa?"

Moral of the story is let your kids believe for awhile, but definitely nip that shit in the bud before college.
Mom's 15 minutes of fame...  
Dunedin81 : 12/8/2016 11:46 am : link
is likely to do this kid more harm than Santa acting like an asshole. Do you really want to make your kid a poster boy for fat acceptance?
Guess im getting old.  
winoguy : 12/8/2016 11:46 am : link
Remember well my son being mocked for his belief by his fellow Boy Scouts. He was only 6 at the time, so I guess 9 appears old to me.
Interesting question  
Bramton1 : 12/8/2016 11:49 am : link
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John Condrey, the city manager of Forest City, told CNN in a statement that the Santa did indeed make a remark that he "regretted," and that the matter had been addressed.

"He apologized to the parent, the child and the Town," Condrey said.


Did the guy apologize as himself, or as Santa?
Actually, I'd think a college girl who believed in Santa would get  
Greg from LI : 12/8/2016 11:49 am : link
plenty of dates, being someone who is highly suggestible.

Not many relationships longer than a date or two, that I'll grant you, but plenty of productive first dates.
he may have made the remark about the weight  
Greg from LI : 12/8/2016 11:52 am : link
but it was the lame toy requests that set him off in the first place

RE: Interesting question  
Bill L : 12/8/2016 11:52 am : link
In comment 13254915 Bramton1 said:
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John Condrey, the city manager of Forest City, told CNN in a statement that the Santa did indeed make a remark that he "regretted," and that the matter had been addressed.

"He apologized to the parent, the child and the Town," Condrey said.



Did the guy apologize as himself, or as Santa?
Sounds like he apologized to all. And to all a good night.
RE: I went to Bucknell..  
RobCarpenter : 12/8/2016 11:55 am : link
In comment 13254901 FatMan in Charlotte said:
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with a girl who was hot as hell. Took me several tries to get a date with her. Right before Xmas break, we go out to dinner and she tells me about how excited she is to go home and see Santa. I'm intrigued where this is leading and it turns out her Dad drives to the woods, gets out and "gets" Santa.

Based on what she said, I'm figuring he goes in, changes into the Santa suit and brings a sack of presents back to the car, then goes back and ditches the suit. She 100% believed it was real.

I get back from dinner - dropped her off at her dorm and told her I had a ton of homework - and the first brother that sees me says, "So, you know why she doesn't date much now, right? Did you hear about Santa?"

Moral of the story is let your kids believe for awhile, but definitely nip that shit in the bud before college.


WOW. I'm still in shock about how someone can actually attend college and still believe that.
Maybe the kid can get a role  
fivehead : 12/8/2016 11:57 am : link
as Barbie's kid in the new movie.
That's part of the reason..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 12/8/2016 11:57 am : link
I tell that story. It made such an impression, I remember it to this day.
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Vin R : 12/8/2016 11:58 am : link
Fats -  
Diver_Down : 12/8/2016 12:06 pm : link
You missed an opportunity to don a Santa suit and have her bounce on your lap while you bellow, "Ho, Ho, Ho". That would have been a better memory.
Wife wondered what Mom would do...  
Dunedin81 : 12/8/2016 12:07 pm : link
when the amusement park said he was too rotund to ride a particular ride. Or the airline wanted him to pay for a bigger seat. Life is not always fat-friendly. Moreover, kids are assholes, and even if you can get the human interest story people on board I'm not sure the kids at Warren G. Harding Elementary school will be so merciful.

Everybody's a victim these days  
TXRabbit : 12/8/2016 12:12 pm : link
Next up will be a kickstarter campaign to raise awareness for fat kids victimized by Santa, a sit-in to comfort those affected and a protest to support those hurt by this fatfuck running to social media
An American hero.  
BrettNYG10 : 12/8/2016 12:24 pm : link
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RE: Fats -  
djl8699 : 12/8/2016 12:25 pm : link
In comment 13254989 Diver_Down said:
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You missed an opportunity to don a Santa suit and have her bounce on your lap while you bellow, "Ho, Ho, Ho". That would have been a better memory.


This legit made me tear up laughing, but I would have thought that would be a no brainer. He did say she was hot, what was the problem again?
RE: My son is 8 and is a fervent believer  
Johnny5 : 12/8/2016 12:26 pm : link
In comment 13254869 Greg from LI said:
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So what? God forbid kids get to enjoy childhood for a while before having the miseries of adulthood thrust upon them.

We slew Kris Kringle, Tooth Fairy, and Peter Cottontail in one HORRIFIC and fell swoop... lol. And I posted about it right here on BBI afterwards. I think my youngest daughter was 8 or 9 when we told her. The older one knew but went along without letting on that she knew - of course we knew that she knew and was just being a good daughter/sister playing along. But my little one still believed... she suspected and would drop little hints, ask questions... but she still believed. She even got into an argument at school about it which prompted the scenario: Finally one night she cornered us and asked [dun-dun-duh] the QUESTION. So, we told her.

It was absolutely PHUCQUING awful... horrible... TERRIBLE.

"You mean it's all a lie? You lied to us??

"Yes, honey, but it's not a lie just a fun little game that parents play to enjoy Christmas with the children"

But you lied to us! [The tears start streaming]

And then the eyes open wider...
"And the Easter Bunny? The tooth fairy?????"

Ugggh. I still cringe thinking about that night... lol
RE: RE: The kid is  
Moondawg : 12/8/2016 12:26 pm : link
In comment 13254863 MetsAreBack said:
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9 years old and still believes in Santa? Seems like diet isnt his only problem.



Shit my daughter is 8 and still believes (3rd grade). So this is the last year, or in your opinion is 8 too old as well?


My kids went from santa to no santa between 8-9 or so, on their own.
There is a pretty solid  
pjcas18 : 12/8/2016 12:28 pm : link
chance that kid ate lunch at McDonalds in the food court after seeing Santa.
RE: There is a pretty solid  
Johnny5 : 12/8/2016 12:29 pm : link
In comment 13255048 pjcas18 said:
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chance that kid ate lunch at McDonalds in the food court after seeing Santa.

lol
RE: Guess im getting old.  
Mr. Bungle : 12/8/2016 12:30 pm : link
In comment 13254907 winoguy said:
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Remember well my son being mocked for his belief by his fellow Boy Scouts. He was only 6 at the time, so I guess 9 appears old to me.

A 6-year-old Boy Scout?
RE: Wife wondered what Mom would do...  
Chris in Philly : 12/8/2016 12:32 pm : link
In comment 13254991 Dunedin81 said:
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when the amusement park said he was too rotund to ride a particular ride. Or the airline wanted him to pay for a bigger seat. Life is not always fat-friendly. Moreover, kids are assholes, and even if you can get the human interest story people on board I'm not sure the kids at Warren G. Harding Elementary school will be so merciful.


Those aren't very good analogies. This is freaking Santa Clause for crying out loud. He can't say that shit...
RE: RE: Guess im getting old.  
Chris in Philly : 12/8/2016 12:32 pm : link
In comment 13255056 Mr. Bungle said:
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In comment 13254907 winoguy said:


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Remember well my son being mocked for his belief by his fellow Boy Scouts. He was only 6 at the time, so I guess 9 appears old to me.


A 6-year-old Boy Scout?


Being mocked by a bunch of 6 year olds? I call tremendous bullshit.
RE: My son is 8 and is a fervent believer  
pjcas18 : 12/8/2016 12:32 pm : link
In comment 13254869 Greg from LI said:
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So what? God forbid kids get to enjoy childhood for a while before having the miseries of adulthood thrust upon them.


My 9 year old still believes, even with 14-year old twin siblings who drop hints all day every day around this time of year that Santa is fake.

I enjoy at least one of the kids still finding some magic in Christmas. And she is such a sweet kid. All her letters to Santa are always mentioning how fortunate she is and how she only wants one present, but would like anything else he wants to give her given to the less fortunate.

unlike the other kids, if I find a way to do it I'll put the picture of one of my older kids letter to Santa at 6 years old. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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