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Milton : 2/14/2017 8:37 pm
She brings you cookies and chocolates for Valentine's Day and is excited because you did the one thing she asked of you on the day: I washed my kitchen floor.
Pics or GTFO or  
JCin332 : 2/14/2017 8:46 pm : link
Blast her in the butt...?
She's third row down...  
Milton : 2/14/2017 8:50 pm : link
...and center in this collage of photos from behind the scenes of my movie.
In the white shirt with a big smile - ( New Window )
I think you found a keeper when  
Steve L : 2/14/2017 9:54 pm : link
You have a woman who doesn't give a F**K about Valentine's Day.
I think she's a keeper when she does all of what Milton said  
montanagiant : 2/14/2017 10:38 pm : link
And she washes the damn kitchen floor
RE: She's third row down...  
montanagiant : 2/14/2017 10:39 pm : link
In comment 13361296 Milton said:
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...and center in this collage of photos from behind the scenes of my movie. In the white shirt with a big smile - ( New Window )

Very attractive woman Milton congrats
... when she cleans up.  
Boy Cord : 2/14/2017 11:39 pm : link
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when..  
Davisian : 2/15/2017 12:36 am : link
She knows how to sniff the rag and besides, she's chained to the radiator anyway..
Blumpkin  
Kulish29 : 2/15/2017 12:47 am : link
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RE: Blumpkin  
Fred-in-Florida : 2/15/2017 5:37 am : link
In comment 13361404 Kulish29 said:
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Way to be classy ..dude
Good for yoy Milton!  
Fred-in-Florida : 2/15/2017 5:50 am : link
Where your Giants cap?

Going to google it later when I get back home... but how can we see the Movie.
RE: Good for yoy Milton!  
Fred-in-Florida : 2/15/2017 5:52 am : link
In comment 13361414 Fred-in-Florida said:
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Where your Giants cap?

Going to google it later when I get back home... but how can we see the Movie.


yoy = you

Where = Where's

that's what happens when you can't type and you're in a hurry!
The more important test  
Mike in NY : 2/15/2017 7:15 am : link
Does she let you blast her in the butt at will?
I can't believe I'm saying this  
Joey in VA : 2/15/2017 7:26 am : link
But lay off the crudeness about a dude's woman, it's a little out of bounds even for here. I think knocking each other's heads in is fine but leave SOs and family out of it.
Milton  
mrvax : 2/15/2017 7:40 am : link
Your wife is very pretty.
pretty woman Milton. Congrats  
Victor in CT : 2/15/2017 8:34 am : link
some of you guys really need to grow up with the vulgar remarks.
Let me say when you a young male dating  
superspynyg : 2/15/2017 8:54 am : link
And your not a neat/ clean feak One of the best investments is a cleaning crew once every two weeks.. it's worth it. Especially if you really like the girl and she his hot with huge bazingas!
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Danny Kanell : 2/15/2017 9:00 am : link
What a weird thread, on so many levels.
Way to go Milton  
pjcas18 : 2/15/2017 9:03 am : link
for some reason I thought you were like 100 years old. I guess I just assumed anyone named Milton had to be old.

no offense.
RE: I can't believe I'm saying this  
MetsAreBack : 2/15/2017 9:07 am : link
In comment 13361428 Joey in VA said:
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But lay off the crudeness about a dude's woman, it's a little out of bounds even for here. I think knocking each other's heads in is fine but leave SOs and family out of it.



Agree in principle, but who starts a thread about getting chocolates and cleaning their own kitchen floor for valentine's day... then posts a picture of the S.O. for a bunch of football fan message board strangers to opine on?

As Kanell said, just a strange thread all the way around.
RE: I can't believe I'm saying this  
Milton : 2/15/2017 9:32 am : link
In comment 13361428 Joey in VA said:
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But lay off the crudeness about a dude's woman, it's a little out of bounds even for here. I think knocking each other's heads in is fine but leave SOs and family out of it.
I appreciate the sentiment but I've been around BBI long enough to know the score. And it's easy to ignore or just accept it as good-natured ribbing.
Milton outkicking his coverage, like so many of us.  
Beezer : 2/15/2017 9:35 am : link
Well done, Milt!
Joey is just showing off for his lady friend that  
Brown Recluse : 2/15/2017 9:37 am : link
obviously reads his posts on BBI.

(I kid. Kulish, you're a dickhead)
RE: Milton  
Milton : 2/15/2017 9:37 am : link
In comment 13361435 mrvax said:
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Your wife is very pretty.
She's not my wife. We have an undefined relationship, kind of like Jerry and Elaine in the FWB episode. We broke up and got back together again a couple of times and then just decided the relationship works better when we don't put any expectations on it.
The Deal - ( New Window )
RE: Good for yoy Milton!  
Milton : 2/15/2017 9:51 am : link
In comment 13361414 Fred-in-Florida said:
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Where your Giants cap?

Going to google it later when I get back home... but how can we see the Movie.
Ever since 2001, my FD-NY-PD Yankees cap has been my cap of choice. My show of appreciation for the police and firemen who sacrificed their lives on 9/11.

As for the movie, it's been an odd journey, the people who see it genuinely like it, it won the top prize at the two minor festivals it played (one viewer said it was the best romantic comedy he'd seen in years), but it's not really built for theatrical distribution and it's been tough to get a sales agent on board. So it's put me in the position of salesman and sales is not my bag.

One way or another I'll get it out there even if it means self-distribution on some VOD platform like iTunes, but there is still hope for a bigger splash (Netflix, Amazon, etc).
RE: Way to go Milton  
Milton : 2/15/2017 9:56 am : link
In comment 13361479 pjcas18 said:
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for some reason I thought you were like 100 years old. I guess I just assumed anyone named Milton had to be old.

no offense.
My parents were in their mid-forties when I was born and I was the seventh child so it was a combination of older parents and running out of names they liked. My middle name is Mortimer. My mother gave me that middle name because she figured if I didn't like the name Milton my friends could call me Morty. Thanks a lot, Mom.
First night I met her, I just knew it.  
Crispino : 2/15/2017 1:12 pm : link
But it was cemented when she asked me if I was bringing my golf clubs on our honeymoon. That's a keeper!
when she tells you that you are a 25 point lead  
YAJ2112 : 2/15/2017 1:20 pm : link
and she is the Falcons
All a ploy to draw traffic to his website...  
Front Row Endzone 102 : 2/15/2017 2:44 pm : link
We got suckered!

Just kidding. Milton, nice catch.

Cool  
jpennyva : 2/15/2017 8:01 pm : link
Milton, my husband and I would definitely be interested in seeing your movie. There are film festivals down here in the DC area so I will look for it but please keep BBI posted on when it might be more widely available.

And your lady friend is lovely.

My husband and I went to go see a showing of The Princess Bride at the local cinema n drafthouse last night and it was awesome. Perfect VD activity without breaking the bank.
RE: Cool  
Milton : 2/16/2017 8:57 am : link
In comment 13362299 jpennyva said:
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Milton, my husband and I would definitely be interested in seeing your movie. There are film festivals down here in the DC area so I will look for it but please keep BBI posted on when it might be more widely available.
Thanks for the support, much appreciated, and I will definitely keep BBI posted on festivals and distribution.
RE: RE: She's third row down...  
GmanND : 2/16/2017 10:08 am : link
In comment 13361376 montanagiant said:
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In comment 13361296 Milton said:


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...and center in this collage of photos from behind the scenes of my movie. In the white shirt with a big smile - ( New Window )


Very attractive woman Milton congrats


Agree. You're a lucky guy Milton!
I've got to agree with Milton  
TJ : 2/16/2017 2:14 pm : link
Low expectations are a wonderful thing in a woman. As long as I don't screw up as badly as I could have, she's happy.
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