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Brady has a list of SB jersey theft suspects

spike : 2/22/2017 1:05 pm
"The investigation is ramping up. Tom Brady has compiled and posted a list of possible suspects in the missing Super Bowl jersey caper — a jersey, may we remind you, that is apparently worth a truckload of dough.

Brady’s list contains the names and photos of nearly a dozen potential jersey thieves, including one woman and one man who were verified previously to have been at NRG Stadium the night of Super Bowl LI.

Yes, Brady is at it again. In case this quarterbacking thing doesn’t pan out, he has a future as someone’s social media director. We honestly had no idea that the publicly staid Brady could be this freaking amusing. Like, it’s legitimate funny, not just “oh, let’s politely laugh at the Robo QB’s attempts at humor” grade of unfunny.

Lady Gaga? Gangster Michael Scott? Courtroom sketch artist Brady? All LOL-caliber chortles. Still, no Roger Goodell on the list? We’re guessing there might be a franchise-wide, no-commissioner moratorium following New England Patriots defensive coordinator Matt Patricia deplaning with that clown shirt.

But of course, there’s Julian Edelman — the Ben Affleck to Brady’s Matt Damon. (Or … is that the other way around?) Brady had to find a way to work in his little amazing-catch-making buddy."

Of course it's Eli, who also stole two super bowl trophies from Tom Brady.


He forgot about Eli. - ( New Window )
Gotta watch out for these Outlaws  
spike : 2/22/2017 1:09 pm : link


Or this guy

Not to worry, these top cops are on the case  
spike : 2/22/2017 1:13 pm : link
I read where they valued the Jersey at 500K  
montanagiant : 2/22/2017 1:16 pm : link
How in Hell is that worth 500K?
Isn't  
mitch300 : 2/22/2017 1:21 pm : link
it really worthless. The person who has the jersey cannot sell it without implicating themselves.
RE: Isn't  
BillKo : 2/22/2017 1:23 pm : link
In comment 13367971 mitch300 said:
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it really worthless. The person who has the jersey cannot sell it without implicating themselves.


True...unless they are simply a huge fan.

But even then, you can't brag on having it....without someone potentially turning you in.

Perhaps it's simply a Brady hater!
RE: I read where they valued the Jersey at 500K  
Eman11 : 2/22/2017 1:24 pm : link
In comment 13367962 montanagiant said:
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How in Hell is that worth 500K?


I'd say it's probably due to the hype of it being stolen.

Maybe they're trying to flush out whoever stole it by dangling such a high price tag for it. Either that or it was an inside job and they're trying to drive it's price up.
His KGB agent in the blue shirt has done a fine job  
spike : 2/22/2017 1:26 pm : link
RE: Isn't  
Chris in Philly : 2/22/2017 1:28 pm : link
In comment 13367971 mitch300 said:
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it really worthless. The person who has the jersey cannot sell it without implicating themselves.


A black market for anything would not exist if this was the case...
is Roger Goodell on the list?  
Victor in CT : 2/22/2017 1:29 pm : link
:-)
The Jersey is worth more simply because of the publicity its getting  
chuckydee9 : 2/22/2017 1:32 pm : link
Its probably sitting in some billionaire's collection warehouse, so that he can brag to his other billionaire friends that he has this jersey..
RE: The Jersey is worth more simply because of the publicity its getting  
spike : 2/22/2017 1:36 pm : link
In comment 13368005 chuckydee9 said:
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Its probably sitting in some billionaire's collection warehouse, so that he can brag to his other billionaire friends that he has this jersey..


see my previous post
After reading more one factor might be  
montanagiant : 2/22/2017 2:19 pm : link
that anything higher than 300K makes it a First Degree Felony
Also could be they are looking for a fat check from Ins
$500k  
CT Charlie : 2/22/2017 2:21 pm : link
is lunch money for Putin. It's already in the display case with Kraft's ring.
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I am Ninja : 2/22/2017 7:36 pm : link
I cant believe those pieces of shit let the Patriots win that game. What a bunch of clowns. They deserve every nightmare theyll have the rest of their lives.
We were someone on the Falcons thinking  
St. Jimmy : 2/22/2017 7:41 pm : link
maybe we should run the ball away from avoiding this.
At least he has a sense  
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 2/22/2017 7:50 pm : link
of humor.
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