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NFT: Ralph Cifaretto

DennyInDenville : 4/16/2017 5:47 pm
Watching the sopranos for my 5th time now and after the 3rd time I really enjoyed Ralph's part in the show

I think Ralph and Tony B are the two biggest key cup of coffee characters give or take.
Whoever did this  
DennyInDenville : 4/16/2017 5:48 pm : link
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the best  
Rick Morehouse : 4/16/2017 5:49 pm : link
is when he's laughing his ass off through the window when Sylvio is slapping the shit out of the stripper.
One of the best characters they had.  
Dave in Hoboken : 4/16/2017 6:10 pm : link
Very funny, too.

Anyone remember when he and Paulie had a sitdown with Tony, and Ralph was late? Paulie complains to Tony that Ralph was late, and Ralph goes, "I can be on time tomorrow. You'll be stupid forever."

They killed Ralphie off too early.
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Rick Morehouse : 4/16/2017 6:16 pm : link
If it's a boy, we'll name him after me. And if it's a girl, we'll name her after you so she can grow up to be a cocksucking whore just like her mother.
He liked taking the ding dong  
B in ALB : 4/16/2017 6:58 pm : link
up his poop shoot too. He was crazy.
Just watched Goonies  
Jolly Blue Giant : 4/16/2017 7:08 pm : link
With my kids and realized Ralph was one of the Fratelli brothers
She...was...a...HOOER!  
Gary from The East End : Admin : 4/16/2017 7:53 pm : link
You disrespected the Bing!
"He had balls  
bceagle05 : 4/16/2017 7:55 pm : link
as big as an Irish broad's ass!"
He was a piece of shit who orchestrated  
River : 4/16/2017 8:04 pm : link
The fall and the death of Jackie Jr. Not to mention poor PieOmy which sets Tony off to smoke his ass.
RE: He was a piece of shit who orchestrated  
j_rud : 4/16/2017 8:42 pm : link
In comment 13430550 River said:
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The fall and the death of Jackie Jr. Not to mention poor PieOmy which sets Tony off to smoke his ass.


Well, aren't they all pretty much pieces of shit? Some have more likable qualities than others, but would you really want to be friends with any of those assholes in real life?

RE: RE: He was a piece of shit who orchestrated  
DennyInDenville : 4/16/2017 8:45 pm : link
In comment 13430589 j_rud said:
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In comment 13430550 River said:


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The fall and the death of Jackie Jr. Not to mention poor PieOmy which sets Tony off to smoke his ass.



Well, aren't they all pretty much pieces of shit? Some have more likable qualities than others, but would you really want to be friends with any of those assholes in real life?

I think little carmine would be a cool friend to have time to time but good point

I disliked Ralph but he grew on me each time I watched the series
" don't disrespect the pizzaria"  
gtt350 : 4/16/2017 9:14 pm : link
Christopher
RE: RE: He was a piece of shit who orchestrated  
McNally's_Nuts : 4/16/2017 9:38 pm : link
In comment 13430589 j_rud said:
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In comment 13430550 River said:


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The fall and the death of Jackie Jr. Not to mention poor PieOmy which sets Tony off to smoke his ass.



Well, aren't they all pretty much pieces of shit? Some have more likable qualities than others, but would you really want to be friends with any of those assholes in real life?


Yeah, I mean having Tony sad the paragon of virtue isn't a good thing
Where is a Richie Aprile thread?  
No Where Man : 4/17/2017 12:49 am : link
I remember Richie taking Janice from behind while putting a gun to her head….
Gandolfini was so charismatic as Tony  
Mike from SI : 4/17/2017 12:58 am : link
that you sometimes forget what a piece of sh** he is. And I think that was done on purpose, for what it's worth.
RE: Where is a Richie Aprile thread?  
bouchy24 : 4/17/2017 1:01 am : link
In comment 13430888 No Where Man said:
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I remember Richie taking Janice from behind while putting a gun to her head….


Yeah but Ralphie had Janice doing some other kinky things to him...I hated Ralph when he did the stripper in out back of the Bing.
"You knew this?"  
RetroJint : 4/17/2017 7:43 am : link
Chris to Tony after Ralph's rug came off when they were about to bleach & dismember. Quasi- educated hood who showed traces of humanity only when his son was horribly injured and to the Artie when he was trying to get a shark loan.
The dude was one fucked up individual  
bigblue1124 : 4/17/2017 9:05 am : link
And I loved how Tony treated him as a POS. Janice sure could pick them in that show Richie & Ralph!
Great show

What are you reading? Chicken soup for the soul. How bout tomato sauce for your ass it’s the Italian version.
Ralph  
TyreeHelmet : 4/17/2017 5:09 pm : link
had so many good lines. One of the funniest characters on the show.

Meeting with Artie.
" This a rare pleasure. Or is it medium well? Just a little restaurant humor. If you brought some chef whites my friend over here ( pointing to Vito) will suck out the stains for you."

Also talking to Johnny Sack about killing the stripper-

"A) She was whoreeee. B) She hit me. It was the fucking coke. I should have never started with that shit. Fucking Miami its all over the place."
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