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Eagles fan describes perfectly what it's like to be one

Gary from The East End : Admin : 4/16/2017 7:50 pm
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You know that girl that you were friends with in high school? The one you always wanted to bang? You've seen something in her since you were young. Her eyes, the way her bangs playfully sit on her forehead And you always had a kind of connection and hung out quite a bit and your chances seemed promising and you started flirting and even making out and eventually dating but every time it was really time to get down to business and take your clothes off you only got a over the pants hand job which was fine at first because, you know, you were young and inexperienced and would take anything you could get but it just kept happening and happening and you were wondering if you would ever actually have sex and then one day you are doing your usual thing and she actually reaches to take your pants off holy shit it's actually happening she lays down, spreads her legs, you go to complete your lifelong dream and ANDY REID DOESNT KNOW WHAT A FUCKING CLOCK IS THE GODDAMN DRIVE TAKES 8 FUCKING MINUTES THE EAGLES WILL NEVER WIN THE SUPERBOWL T.O. DOES SIT-UPS AND ITS ANOTHER 12 YEARS OF MEDIOCRITY AM I GOING TO FUCKING DIE WITHOUT THE TEAM I LOVE WINNING FUCKING HORSESHIT FUCK

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Substitute any number of teams  
AnnapolisMike : 4/16/2017 8:49 pm : link
And the fans feel the same way. At least the Eagles are regularly in the mix. Giants fans are not going to get pity from any football fan.
Like  
spike : 4/16/2017 9:02 pm : link
The Knicks Rangers Jets Nets
Spike those teams have all won championships  
gtt350 : 4/16/2017 9:07 pm : link
granted 1969, 1971 and 1994
excluding the Nets  
gtt350 : 4/16/2017 9:08 pm : link
,
Like a rented mule being  
3r76jp : 4/16/2017 9:14 pm : link
abused by a red headed stepchild. :(
Eagle fans  
mrvax : 4/16/2017 9:32 pm : link
should quit now. No, they will never, ever win a Super Bowl. Ever. Root for the Steelers or something...
It really is inevitable  
Hammer : 4/16/2017 9:36 pm : link
Sooner or later everyone wins a championship.

It's only a matter of time.

That being said, for the Eagles and their horrific fans (not all of them, but a sizable minority) I hope it's not for another three decades.
Pretty funny.  
section125 : 4/16/2017 9:43 pm : link
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Damn  
Eman11 : 4/16/2017 9:44 pm : link
That might be the longest run on sentence I've ever read! And,and,and,and,and.....

Then again, it's a typical Birds fan running on and on from the mouth, so it's not really surprising.
What if the girl turns out to be your twin sister  
Sarcastic Sam : 4/16/2017 10:24 pm : link
AND an annoying tease.
I understand that at some point, eventually, if the NFL goes on long  
NBGblue : 4/16/2017 11:55 pm : link
enough,the Eagles will probably win a Superbowl. I don't like it but, as long as it doesn't happen until after I've passed on, I'll accept it.
Longest NFL waits ....  
Manny in CA : 4/17/2017 12:07 am : link

#1 Cards - 70 years (1947)

#2 Lions - 60 years (1957)

#3 Eagles - 57 years (1960)

#4 Titans/Oilers - 56 years (1961), AFL title

#5 Chargers - 54 years (1963), AFL title

#6 Bills - 52 years (1965), AFL title

RE: Longest NFL waits ....  
I Love Clams Casino : 4/17/2017 7:48 am : link
In comment 13430871 Manny in CA said:
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#1 Cards - 70 years (1947)

#2 Lions - 60 years (1957)

#3 Eagles - 57 years (1960)

#4 Titans/Oilers - 56 years (1961), AFL title

#5 Chargers - 54 years (1963), AFL title

#6 Bills - 52 years (1965), AFL title


Where are the Browns? What about the Vikings?

Eagles  
Simms : 4/17/2017 8:17 am : link
Are generally in mix as stated. The Birds match up well against us, and that is reality too.

I do feel for certain fan bases who stay loyal like the Browns, in baseball very happy for the Cubs fans who hung in there.

Of course there is good and bad in every fan base including ours. And I was young once too, but if a sport is going to take my mental/health from me..... time to consider other options.

I think on the Browns  
Cenotaph : 4/17/2017 8:53 am : link
That the original Browns franchise, which seems to be how that list is structured, actually won one right after moving to Bal as the Ravens...and the 'new' Cle Browns have not been around long enough to win or make that list yet. So while Cle fans still don't have a title, the old Browns franchise actually got one shortly after they left Cle...
The original Cleveland Brown won in ...  
Manny in CA : 4/17/2017 8:02 pm : link

1964, the Vikings won last won in 1969.
What a pig the OP is  
grizz299 : 4/18/2017 4:45 am : link
couldn't express a simple thought without imposing a sexual agenda. That's speaks to a lack of intellect and a lower character.
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