You know that girl that you were friends with in high school? The one you always wanted to bang? You've seen something in her since you were young. Her eyes, the way her bangs playfully sit on her forehead And you always had a kind of connection and hung out quite a bit and your chances seemed promising and you started flirting and even making out and eventually dating but every time it was really time to get down to business and take your clothes off you only got a over the pants hand job which was fine at first because, you know, you were young and inexperienced and would take anything you could get but it just kept happening and happening and you were wondering if you would ever actually have sex and then one day you are doing your usual thing and she actually reaches to take your pants off holy shit it's actually happening she lays down, spreads her legs, you go to complete your lifelong dream and ANDY REID DOESNT KNOW WHAT A FUCKING CLOCK IS THE GODDAMN DRIVE TAKES 8 FUCKING MINUTES THE EAGLES WILL NEVER WIN THE SUPERBOWL T.O. DOES SIT-UPS AND ITS ANOTHER 12 YEARS OF MEDIOCRITY AM I GOING TO FUCKING DIE WITHOUT THE TEAM I LOVE WINNING FUCKING HORSESHIT FUCK
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It's only a matter of time.
That being said, for the Eagles and their horrific fans (not all of them, but a sizable minority) I hope it's not for another three decades.
Then again, it's a typical Birds fan running on and on from the mouth, so it's not really surprising.
#1 Cards - 70 years (1947)
#2 Lions - 60 years (1957)
#3 Eagles - 57 years (1960)
#4 Titans/Oilers - 56 years (1961), AFL title
#5 Chargers - 54 years (1963), AFL title
#6 Bills - 52 years (1965), AFL title
#1 Cards - 70 years (1947)
#2 Lions - 60 years (1957)
#3 Eagles - 57 years (1960)
#4 Titans/Oilers - 56 years (1961), AFL title
#5 Chargers - 54 years (1963), AFL title
#6 Bills - 52 years (1965), AFL title
Where are the Browns? What about the Vikings?
I do feel for certain fan bases who stay loyal like the Browns, in baseball very happy for the Cubs fans who hung in there.
Of course there is good and bad in every fan base including ours. And I was young once too, but if a sport is going to take my mental/health from me..... time to consider other options.
1964, the Vikings won last won in 1969.