Trust me, the claws are the least dangerous things to worry about with a wolf. They have wicked long and sharp teeth and instinctively know that they must go for your throat and rip it out - and that's just what that very strong animal will do if you fought it.
It is stupid to fight a wild animal as their instincts tell them it's a life and death struggle for them. Their mentality: "kill or be killed".
You wouldn't want to mess with any animal in the weasel family. A mink will rip you to shreds, but a badger or wolverine will kill you and probably feast on your corpse. Even the tiny weasel (about the size of a chipmunk) is the smallest animal known to attack a man. Little shits think they can take down anything. And they're too damn fast to even get your hands on them.
Nothing in the wild feline category is going to turn out well. You will lose in the end.
You have a fighting chance with many in the canine family: fox, coyote, etc., but you are going to end up going to the hospital to get stitches on half your body.
A raccoon will tear you apart like a badger if they think they are cornered and their life is in danger.
A porcupine or a skunk will make you wish you stayed far away from them after a close encounter.
You could probably take down a small female deer, but a bigger one will kick the living shit out of you and a buck will end up killing you. Dittos with mountain sheep, etc.
Smart people leave wild animals alone. Fuck with the bull, and you'll get the horn....every time!
10 or so years ago. She was cute and young maybe weighed 115 pounds? Fast forward years later Lol she's gotten up to like...215...? I think I can take her.
10 or so years ago. She was cute and young maybe weighed 115 pounds? Fast forward years later Lol she's gotten up to like...215...? I think I can take her.
Fit to fat? Sad but happens all the time. Just be glad you had her during the "fit" era lol
10 or so years ago. She was cute and young maybe weighed 115 pounds? Fast forward years later Lol she's gotten up to like...215...? I think I can take her.
Fit to fat? Sad but happens all the time. Just be glad you had her during the "fit" era lol
Lol yeah she was real pretty when I was with her. I think she likes the booze and taco bell a little too much. I haven’t spoken to her in close to five years but I’d love to hear her bitch about it though because I knew how much she hated being fat. They all start to go down hill when they’re with Route 9, take it for what it is!
He was on my back porch late one night, blocking my way to get in the house. I went into my garage and got a snow shovel, because he started growling. I put the snow shovel on the ground, like a shield in front of my legs, and tried to scare him away. He came snarling right at me, on the attack. As soo as he got close enough, I kicked the shovel as hard as I could and it caught him flush on the nose, so he turned and took off. Gotta say, he scared the shit out of me with his aggressiveness. Glad I had that shovel, or I hate to think how that might have gone.
Unarmed, I guess I could take on a coyote or small doe, or most types of vermin, and escape largely unscathed if I had a good, thick leather jacket, jeans and steel-toes boots on.
Anything more than that and I need a weapon -- machete, bat, something.
And under no circumstances whatsoever would I ever want to tangle with any sort of ape in close quarters, no matter how I was armed. A chimp will kill you brutally, and fast.
Not going to deny that I may or may not get aroused a little, but I'll wrestle any of you, especially if you involve a heavy amount of oil in our wrestling.
For a short time, when I was younger - I used to travel with a carnival through the deep south - I wrestled giraffes, wearing a Mexican pro-wrester costume, complete with cape. I'd open by blowing alcohol into a torch, breathing fire and scaring the giraffe, then - straight for the legs!
Trust me, pinning a giraffe can be tricky, but once you get the hang of it, it isn't that hard.
I only retired from it cause it got boring after a while.
Not going to deny that I may or may not get aroused a little, but I'll wrestle any of you, especially if you involve a heavy amount of oil in our wrestling.
Her house looks like a combination of Pikes nursery and a hallmark store.
Trust me, the claws are the least dangerous things to worry about with a wolf. They have wicked long and sharp teeth and instinctively know that they must go for your throat and rip it out - and that's just what that very strong animal will do if you fought it.
It is stupid to fight a wild animal as their instincts tell them it's a life and death struggle for them. Their mentality: "kill or be killed".
You wouldn't want to mess with any animal in the weasel family. A mink will rip you to shreds, but a badger or wolverine will kill you and probably feast on your corpse. Even the tiny weasel (about the size of a chipmunk) is the smallest animal known to attack a man. Little shits think they can take down anything. And they're too damn fast to even get your hands on them.
Nothing in the wild feline category is going to turn out well. You will lose in the end.
You have a fighting chance with many in the canine family: fox, coyote, etc., but you are going to end up going to the hospital to get stitches on half your body.
A raccoon will tear you apart like a badger if they think they are cornered and their life is in danger.
A porcupine or a skunk will make you wish you stayed far away from them after a close encounter.
You could probably take down a small female deer, but a bigger one will kick the living shit out of you and a buck will end up killing you. Dittos with mountain sheep, etc.
Smart people leave wild animals alone. Fuck with the bull, and you'll get the horn....every time!
Fit to fat? Sad but happens all the time. Just be glad you had her during the "fit" era lol
Idk.
To me a chimpanzee would be the last animal I'd wanna fight
Idk.
To me a chimpanzee would be the last animal I'd wanna fight
Raccoons won't kill you, but they are mean son of a bitches that will attack and hurt you. Don't let their cuteness fool you.
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10 or so years ago. She was cute and young maybe weighed 115 pounds? Fast forward years later Lol she's gotten up to like...215...? I think I can take her.
Fit to fat? Sad but happens all the time. Just be glad you had her during the "fit" era lol
Lol yeah she was real pretty when I was with her. I think she likes the booze and taco bell a little too much. I haven’t spoken to her in close to five years but I’d love to hear her bitch about it though because I knew how much she hated being fat. They all start to go down hill when they’re with Route 9, take it for what it is!
they're jonesing for a shot at clams.
"You will lose."
"You will lose."
Unarmed, I guess I could take on a coyote or small doe, or most types of vermin, and escape largely unscathed if I had a good, thick leather jacket, jeans and steel-toes boots on.
Anything more than that and I need a weapon -- machete, bat, something.
And under no circumstances whatsoever would I ever want to tangle with any sort of ape in close quarters, no matter how I was armed. A chimp will kill you brutally, and fast.
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They've stolen countless heirloom tomatoes from my garden, and I'm pretty sure the vengeance factor would kick in....
they're jonesing for a shot at clams.
I am jumping on my tiptoes while shadowboxing...bring 'em on!
What! Come at me, brah!
Trust me, pinning a giraffe can be tricky, but once you get the hang of it, it isn't that hard.
I only retired from it cause it got boring after a while.
What! Come at me, brah!
Only if it's shirtless.
-Brett
My (or my family's) life?
Or a bag of Cheetos?
I think this is a very important part of this question.
-Brett
Dude...if you know anything about me, I'm always shirtless...and I'm sleek with minimal bodyhair.
You. Fighting a wild animal. You'd have to be naked in order to have the playing field be even.
Bet that changes some of your answers. You little bitches.
LOL
A wolverine weighs on average, 30 lbs and can get as big as 50 lbs. They will kill you no matter how much you weigh.
Watch the video as a little wolverine takes down a 500 lb bull reindeer. The deer never stood a chance.
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