NFT: Things you can say both during sex and at a funeral...

The Anak:

Chris in Philly : 6/20/2017 11:45 am : link

"I still can't believe this is happening."

Cry over this stiff!

adamg : 6/20/2017 11:45 am : link

Someone link Gilbert and Kinnison on Howard after that kid's funeral...

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BrettNYG10 : 6/20/2017 11:47 am : link

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Mike in Long Beach : 6/20/2017 11:48 am : link

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Spoilers brah.

Hey, it's your cousin!

Deej : 6/20/2017 11:49 am : link

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Hello Father...

lono801 : 6/20/2017 11:53 am : link

What a beautiful church...

Never looked better

Sec 103 : 6/20/2017 11:54 am : link

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yup

RasputinPrime : 6/20/2017 11:56 am : link

bawls deep.

Has rigormortis set in

pjcas18 : 6/20/2017 11:58 am : link

or are you just happy to see me?

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winoguy : 6/20/2017 12:03 pm : link

Is it good for you too?

I can't wait until this is over

YAJ2112 : 6/20/2017 12:11 pm : link

so I can watch the game

Why can't you do something

YAJ2112 : 6/20/2017 12:13 pm : link

besides just lie there?

(To be said out loud, preferably with a french accent)

Giantfan in skinland : 6/20/2017 12:14 pm : link

My main concern right now is helping you through the darkness so that you can find happiness inside again.

It's nice that

Pete in MD : 6/20/2017 12:17 pm : link

you were able to come.

"Don't just lie there!!!"

MOOPS : 6/20/2017 12:31 pm : link

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we've got to

Old Dirty : 6/20/2017 12:47 pm : link

stop meeting like this

One stroke...

Johnny5 : 6/20/2017 1:00 pm : link

... was all it took

I think

Pete in MD : 6/20/2017 1:03 pm : link

you might need some tissues.

I'm so sorry for your loss

Giantology : 6/20/2017 1:37 pm : link

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that's the wrong hole

Rocky369 : 6/20/2017 1:41 pm : link

she was such a beautiful person
too early, too soon

Pastrami

Beezer : 6/20/2017 2:05 pm : link

is the most sensual of the cured meats.

I have to pee.

Brown Recluse : 6/20/2017 2:11 pm : link

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i'm starving

djm : 6/20/2017 2:18 pm : link

....seems innocent enough.

Thats a

Taggart : 6/20/2017 5:42 pm : link

nice finish on that box.

This is exactly how

Pete in MD : 6/20/2017 5:51 pm : link

your grandmother would have wanted it.

Take your money and leave.

Sarcastic Sam : 6/20/2017 6:22 pm : link

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Bye Felicia

Davisian : 6/20/2017 6:25 pm : link

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idiotsavant : 6/20/2017 6:32 pm : link

"Is that Poison - by Christian Dior?"

Refreshments will be served afterwards

NoGainDayne : 6/20/2017 6:44 pm : link

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Are you stiff

Steve L : 6/20/2017 7:20 pm : link

Or just happy to see me?

I've been looking forward to this day for a loooong time.

BigBlue in Keys : 6/20/2017 7:47 pm : link

Or, I love you.

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charlito : 6/20/2017 8:01 pm : link

I'm sorry

Is that normal?

spike : 6/20/2017 9:45 pm : link

?

Yea

bradshaw44 : 6/20/2017 9:48 pm : link

I killed that pussy.

umm

montanagiant : 6/20/2017 10:51 pm : link

"They did a good job with the head"

HH "my sincere condolences"

gtt350 : 6/20/2017 11:02 pm : link

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he's in a better place

gtt350 : 6/20/2017 11:08 pm : link

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you an still have another child

gtt350 : 6/20/2017 11:09 pm : link

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can

gtt350 : 6/20/2017 11:10 pm : link

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Well,

Mark C : 6/20/2017 11:16 pm : link

at least he went quickly...

Always freaks me out a bit

Giantfan in skinland : 6/20/2017 11:45 pm : link

when their eyes are open.

Is there really life after death

Giant John : 6/21/2017 1:21 am : link

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You just lay there like a corpse.

Beer Man : 6/21/2017 10:18 am : link

or you boink like a corpse (but let's not go there)

Hardly anyone came.

Crispino : 6/21/2017 10:40 am : link

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Where does the line start?

Hades07 : 6/21/2017 11:02 am : link

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