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arcarsenal : 6/22/2017 2:42 pm
While I'm laughing at Anak's thread, I'm thinking back to some of the funniest threads that have popped up here over the years.

I've been posting here for like 11 years now (which is insane to me, I don't know where the hell time goes) but I know BBI existed long before that.

The bavarofan thread was, bar-none, the funniest thread that has come up in my time here. I think most people here are familiar with it. If not, I'm sure someone can give a better re-cap than me. Incredible thread, though.

I vaguely remember a thread that I think involved Dave in DC somehow and some asian woman who people started photoshopping into all types of photos. I can't remember what the premise of the thread was but the pictures that came out of it were hilarious.

The mac attack case-race thread was pretty funny, too. We really thought the guy might have died but he returned a few months later.

The Anthony Davis thread.. was not supposed to be funny, but became a 1000+ post thread where hilarity ensued at junk's faux-insider expense.

There are countless ones. Those are just off the top of my head.
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RE: How about the freak out over cutting David Douglas?  
Anakim : 6/22/2017 11:14 pm : link
In comment 13508547 Greg from LI said:
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We will rue the day!!


Or Kyle Bosworth
RE: RE: RE: RE: Can't find the Legend of Jonas SeaWright  
arcarsenal : 6/22/2017 11:24 pm : link
In comment 13508926 j_rud said:
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In comment 13508895 arcarsenal said:


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In comment 13508881 j_rud said:


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In comment 13508538 JohnF said:


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In the BBI Archives, but Archive.com has the infamous Giants.com thread, which is hysterical in it's own right:

Unblockable, he is!

Some highights:



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Jonas Seawright is an 8 ft tall beast of a man, who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi

Joanas "Hercules" Seawright stands 7ft tall at the shoulder and is 900lbs of cut muscle. He is the only natural preadator of the great white shark. He pisses acid rain and farts thunderbolts. He is the reason dinosaurs went extinct. Norman Hand was not released...Seawright ate him...whole.

One time in college Seawright got flagged for encroachment and he yelled at the ref and the stripes fell off his shirt.

Jonas Seawrights combine #'s

Height 7' Weight 900lbs
School: North Carolina

40 time - 3.21
Bench Press Reps - 8,000 - could have done more - then he ate the bar with 225lbs on it.
Verticle Jump - 12 feet
Broad Jump - From New York to Indianapolis.
Wonderlic Test - Beat Stepehen Hawking

If we switch defenses with Seawright it wouldn't be a 3-4...it would be a 300-4

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Seawright. Sounds like a fair
fight!

Seawright once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves!



Can't mention Jonas without an image of his teammate. Enjoy!





Wow, nice find. I'm all over that thread, handle was jet_black. That board was an absolute shit show



Haha, I remember you and I talking about Thursday wayyyyy back when.



Yeahhh man haha, I had it bad for that band back in college. Made that trip down I80 3 hours one way I don't know how many times, al,oat every time they played in Jersey. Which was *a lot* back then.


Haha, yup. Saw them so many times back then. Blows my mind how much time has passed since.

To be young again.... !
2300 hits and 85 comments for Anakim  
gtt350 : 6/22/2017 11:55 pm : link
folowing Ernis Accorci.
what is wrong with us
Ernie Accorsi  
gtt350 : 6/22/2017 11:56 pm : link
dammit
.  
arcarsenal : 6/23/2017 12:00 am : link
Nak following Accorsi around the city is going to have more views than the most active Giants thread on the front page by tomorrow morning.

That is very funny to me.
RE: Me calling the SB win six weeks in advance  
Kyle in NY : 6/23/2017 12:05 am : link
In comment 13508705 BrettNYG10 said:
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Who Else Booked Their Trip To Indianapolis?

BrettNYG10 : 12/20/2011 3:11 pm
I don't know how anyone could think this team is NOT going to the Super Bowl.

The defense has improved EVERY week in the past four games. The statistics don't lie. From giving up a respectable 49 points against NO, to 38 against GB, to only 34 against Dallas. And then, this past weekend we have a 1985 Bears-like performance by giving up only 23 points. You guys can focus on things that don't matter, like wins or losses, but you'll be missing the forest for the trees and miss this defense's tremendous improvement.

Further, if you take away 17 throws from Eli this past weekend, he throws for a 100% completion percentage.

It's pretty obvious we're winning the Super Bowl. Simple as knowing the sport, really. If you think otherwise, you're just not paying attention.


Hah wow Brett, amazing call. You're very smart, we should all listen to you more!

Fun thread. Just realized I just hit my 10 year anniversary here. Some fun memories ITT and lots of time happily wasted here through the years
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Can't find the Legend of Jonas SeaWright  
j_rud : 6/23/2017 12:27 am : link
In comment 13508930 arcarsenal said:
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In comment 13508895 arcarsenal said:


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In comment 13508881 j_rud said:


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In comment 13508538 JohnF said:


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In the BBI Archives, but Archive.com has the infamous Giants.com thread, which is hysterical in it's own right:

Unblockable, he is!

Some highights:



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Jonas Seawright is an 8 ft tall beast of a man, who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi

Joanas "Hercules" Seawright stands 7ft tall at the shoulder and is 900lbs of cut muscle. He is the only natural preadator of the great white shark. He pisses acid rain and farts thunderbolts. He is the reason dinosaurs went extinct. Norman Hand was not released...Seawright ate him...whole.

One time in college Seawright got flagged for encroachment and he yelled at the ref and the stripes fell off his shirt.

Jonas Seawrights combine #'s

Height 7' Weight 900lbs
School: North Carolina

40 time - 3.21
Bench Press Reps - 8,000 - could have done more - then he ate the bar with 225lbs on it.
Verticle Jump - 12 feet
Broad Jump - From New York to Indianapolis.
Wonderlic Test - Beat Stepehen Hawking

If we switch defenses with Seawright it wouldn't be a 3-4...it would be a 300-4

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Seawright. Sounds like a fair
fight!

Seawright once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves!



Can't mention Jonas without an image of his teammate. Enjoy!





Wow, nice find. I'm all over that thread, handle was jet_black. That board was an absolute shit show



Haha, I remember you and I talking about Thursday wayyyyy back when.



Yeahhh man haha, I had it bad for that band back in college. Made that trip down I80 3 hours one way I don't know how many times, al,oat every time they played in Jersey. Which was *a lot* back then.



Haha, yup. Saw them so many times back then. Blows my mind how much time has passed since.

To be young again.... !


Yeah, those were the days haha. Ever go to any of the New Years shows at the Starland Ballroom? That name is so misleading, it was a bar in the middle of an industrial park. New Years 06 Geoff Rickley accidentally punched me in the mouth with the mic and chipped my front tooth. And at the time, I couldn't have been happier haha. Wore that like a badge of honor for awhile before getting it fixed.
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Can't find the Legend of Jonas SeaWright  
Davisian : 6/23/2017 12:33 am : link
In comment 13508960 j_rud said:
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In comment 13508926 j_rud said:


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In comment 13508895 arcarsenal said:


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In comment 13508881 j_rud said:


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In comment 13508538 JohnF said:


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In the BBI Archives, but Archive.com has the infamous Giants.com thread, which is hysterical in it's own right:

Unblockable, he is!

Some highights:



Quote:



Jonas Seawright is an 8 ft tall beast of a man, who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi

Joanas "Hercules" Seawright stands 7ft tall at the shoulder and is 900lbs of cut muscle. He is the only natural preadator of the great white shark. He pisses acid rain and farts thunderbolts. He is the reason dinosaurs went extinct. Norman Hand was not released...Seawright ate him...whole.

One time in college Seawright got flagged for encroachment and he yelled at the ref and the stripes fell off his shirt.

Jonas Seawrights combine #'s

Height 7' Weight 900lbs
School: North Carolina

40 time - 3.21
Bench Press Reps - 8,000 - could have done more - then he ate the bar with 225lbs on it.
Verticle Jump - 12 feet
Broad Jump - From New York to Indianapolis.
Wonderlic Test - Beat Stepehen Hawking

If we switch defenses with Seawright it wouldn't be a 3-4...it would be a 300-4

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Seawright. Sounds like a fair
fight!

Seawright once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves!



Can't mention Jonas without an image of his teammate. Enjoy!





Wow, nice find. I'm all over that thread, handle was jet_black. That board was an absolute shit show



Haha, I remember you and I talking about Thursday wayyyyy back when.



Yeahhh man haha, I had it bad for that band back in college. Made that trip down I80 3 hours one way I don't know how many times, al,oat every time they played in Jersey. Which was *a lot* back then.



Haha, yup. Saw them so many times back then. Blows my mind how much time has passed since.

To be young again.... !



Yeah, those were the days haha. Ever go to any of the New Years shows at the Starland Ballroom? That name is so misleading, it was a bar in the middle of an industrial park. New Years 06 Geoff Rickley accidentally punched me in the mouth with the mic and chipped my front tooth. And at the time, I couldn't have been happier haha. Wore that like a badge of honor for awhile before getting it fixed.



Hell yeah long quote...



I enjoyed quite a few from my registered time and my pre-registered  
JerryNYG : 6/23/2017 5:23 am : link
lurking time...

Tommer is classic

That time Spock went to another board to recruit help for his losing argument about creationism

Some guy talking about how hot his niece is
Almost any game thread  
Post Time : 6/23/2017 8:56 am : link
But the one that comes to mind is the Super Bowl one where Anak made some sort of comment right before Tyree caught that ball. I don't do game threads, but what he said inspired Chris in Philly to make a cartoon about it.
" what the hell is Tyree doing in there? "  
gtt350 : 6/23/2017 9:02 am : link
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Clydez  
GiantFilthy : 6/23/2017 9:03 am : link
NFT: giants stadium section 312 : clydez : 12/14/06 9:40 AM
if
anyone here sits there and if you were the pu$$y in the red shockey
jersey that threw beer on me and my girlfriend during the cowboy game i
am just letting you know that i will be at the eagles game in the same
seat in row 15 on sunday. this time step up and talk s**t to my face
insted of runnig out like a sad little bitch and sending security up to
escort me out. your little buddy told me that he knows you from a
giants internet website. i hope this is the right one and i hope i see
you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off.

Follow up comments...

CALL OUT... RING RING : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:41 AM

I : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:41 AM
guess I'll skip this game in fear for my life

wait a minute.... : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
I don't drink and I was not at the game and my shockey jersey is blue. My bad

Please save your tough guy act.... : cj : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
for the parking lot.

are you a cowboys fan? : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:42 AM

Details Please : thebregs : 12/14/06 9:47 AM
Why did
someone throw beer at you and your girlfriend? If you are a season
ticket holder please remember that a fight in the stands costs you your
rights as a future season ticket holder. Be careful

no i'm not a cowboysfan! : clydez : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
and
i'd be glad to take it to the parking lot. its not a toughguy act. if
some a$$hole asks you to sit down during a game as huge as that one and
then throws beer on you AND your date then he won't fight you like a
man and runs out in the third quarter and sends security up youd be
pi$$ed off too.

312 : teso56 : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
I am in section 312 every
game. Row 14. I dont remember this happening, but I do remember a
Cowboy fan getting thrown out of our row for being in the wrong seat. I
will be there Sunday as usual.

That was me! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I'll be there. Pack a lunch.

This guy just joined the site : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
definitely a cowgirl fan

What did you do to get a fellow Giants fan to throw beer on you? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
Or are you a Cowboys fan? Btw, really pussy move of the guy to throw
beer on you and then hide behind teh security guard, maybe it was
chopperhatch.

Oh. Wait. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I was home. My bad.

another internet tough guy : JonC : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
you idiots are entertaining, in some small and ridiculous way.

Andy, believe me...it wasnt chopper : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
chopper wouldnt have been afraid to get in the guy's face

Couldn't have been chopper. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
He drinks beer. Even at work. He throws fountain drinks.

lukes ... hehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:52 AM
that was funny, even if unintended. hehe ...

I thought it was a beer chopper threw at someone, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:54 AM
my bad.

Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 9:58 AM
was in the
two-hundreds for that game and he was too busy making play calls into
his inflatable motorola head-set. Besides, gidie would have
b!tch-slapped him if he pulled anything like that.

What does your girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:03 AM
Maybe the beer was intended only for her

teso56 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:05 AM
i highly doubt that
you were where you say and didnt see what happened. it wasn't a big
brawl there was some brief comotion. if the f@ggot shows up on sunday
you will remember what happened.

G-d, I love : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
losers.

clydez : Upstate J : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
I think you're going to scare them away!!

thebregs : clydez : 12/14/06 10:07 AM
what the f**$ is that suppose to mean?

clydez : JonC : 12/14/06 10:08 AM
If you're a Giants fan, then tell us why this other Giants fan dumped beer on you. What went down ?

Dude....relax bro : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
Is she a cowpuke fan?

ummm : Shaman : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
I'd let it go...you don't want to get thrown out of this game.

Just an idea but maybe you could : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
sit down & not block the guy's view. Then everyone will enjoy the
game, including your date, instead of getting into a fight & losing
your season tickets.

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:10 AM
i think he is saying your girl is a horseface

i told you : clydez : 12/14/06 10:12 AM
some guy in a red
shockey jersey asks me to sit down. i turned aroudn and laughed at him
because i thought he was joking. he asks again and i tell him to knock
it off i'm trying to watch the game. a few minutes later a beer lands
on me and my date. i turn around and this piece of s*** is laughing. i
start climbing up to nail the kid in his face and he takes off. ten
minutes later security asks me to leave.

Sounds like : JonC : 12/14/06 10:13 AM
you deserved it.

Or Maybe she is a : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:14 AM
Hottie??

you didnt answer the question : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
are you a Giants fan or not?

that : clydez : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
would be your opinion.
i'm a diehard fan and i stand up and yell when the other team has the
ball. throwing beer on someone is a pu$$y move.

People behind you are : JonC : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
trying to watch the game too, if they can't see around your fat ass what do you expect them to say ?

clydez : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
I hope you do kick
the idiot's ass, telling you to sit down, then throwing a beer at you
and running to security. How old was he?

sorry about that bro : MattHofstra : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
won't let it happen again

go back and read again jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
maybe you want to come see me in section 313 on sunday wiseass?

regardless of who is right or wrong : bxgiants4 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
it aint cool to toss beer on a lady. bottom line.

Jon : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
if he was more than 2
rows in front of the guy, than the guy who threw the beer would have
had no problem seeing over him .

I thought it : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
was 312.

SOUNDS LIKE : azeblade : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Yea if the guy
asked u twice sounds like this wasnt unprovoked and if he couldnt see
you need to not just ignore him ....

I thought it was 312 : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
.

clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Maybe you want to concentrate on watching the game.

Now, which is it 312 or 313?

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
the way you are
reacting to a simple jeering over the internet leads me to believe that
you did a lot more at the game then you say you did in order to get
thrown out.

Nobody has a right to throw beer on anybody! : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
Especially for not sitting down. I can just picture the guy, some wimpy lawyer type.

So let's get this right : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
"he asks again and i tell him to knock it off i'm trying to watch the
game." Did it occur to you that he was trying to watch the game also
WITHOUT having to stand up? Did you take that into consideration? Or
were you just trying to show how tough you are for your girl?
Be smart & stay home to watch the game this week so you don't get accidently thrown off the 3rd level.

312 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
i think. duh theyre not my season tickets. :)

psycho : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:20 AM
agreed, throwing a
beer at someone is low class regardless of what this guy did to
"deserve" it. Point is, after he had the beer thrown at him, he should
have been the one that went to get security.

Sounds : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
like NJBay and RayF are having a lovers quarrel.

jlukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
take me to the game Sunday and we ca go throw beer on this schmuch together. I'll take the girlfriend. Deal?

CT Phantom, exactly : JonC : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
it never occurred to clydez that someone else might be trying to watch the game too. Take a hike, clyde.

Beez, if I can get tickets : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
no luck yet

Great Clyde! : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:23 AM
See if you
can get into a big enough pissing contest to lose your friend's season
tickets. That should endear you to him.

you're girlfriend : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
was huge, i couldn't see around her huge arse. sorry man.

you guys : clydez : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
are wasting my
time. i didnt join here to have my actions validated. if you can't help
me i don't need to hear from you. this a$$hole throws beer on me and my
girlfriend who was wearing a pierce jersey not a cowboy jersey and i'm
suppose to run to security like some little weasel bitch. no thanks.

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:26 AM
Just get over it
dude, there are a lot of a-holes out there and even more cowards. Just
let it go, you'll live a longer life if you do. Take it from me, I'm a
reformed "I'm going to kill (fill in the blank) for (fill in the blank"

JonC : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:27 AM
You are an idiot if you
think standing up justifies throwing beer on someone then running like
a girl for security to protect you from your wussy actions. I bet you
are the wimpy-type, too, that sits on his ass all game, never played a
sport in your life, and leaves by the end of the third quarter to beat
the traffic. What a moron...

No, clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
a. sit down
b. grow up

clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're right. It made more sense to threaten the moron and get thrown out yourself. Wise choice.

Psycho : JonC : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're wrong on all counts, Boss, and if you need a CLUE here ... we're trying to rile the guy up.

i wouldn't kill this guy : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:29 AM
focus your energy on the dirty eagle fans that will be there instead. what kind of beer was it?

What really makes me mad about this whole story : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Is the way someone would waste a bear like that. I mean at $7.25 a pop
those things are like gold. That's not to mention the 20 minute lines
and the fact you can't get more in the second half. What is happening
to the world?

further : JonC : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
If you're a grown up
you don't hit another grown up over a beer tossed on you. You don't
lose your friend's season tickets because you're a hot headed idiot.

Now, who's the moron(s) here ?

bear=beer : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Maybe I should lay off the stuff

Joey's right. : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
The
guy is a first grade pussy, but it's not worth the aggravation. Too bad
you had to have the game ruined for you by some loser.

Pshyco : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:33 AM
2 wrongs don't
make a right. When you're in a public place a little consideration for
others makes a hell of a lot more sense than returning to the scene to
flame the fire.

I hate to ask logical questions, Clyde... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:34 AM
but how do you know it was the guy behind you who dumped the beer on you?

i'm sorry but : clydez : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
where i come
from throwing a drink on another man is pu$$y move and an open
invitation to pound the guy's face in. call me crazy. throwing a drink
on another man's woman is a deathwish.

JB : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
Why because he was laughing, of course.

Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
curious, how old are you? And where is this place "where you come from?"

hot head, are you 16 ? : JonC : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
Let us know what your friend says when you lose his season tickets, that should be fun !

oh it was him that did it : clydez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
and if it wasn't why did he run down the stairs and out of there so fast?

Uh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:37 AM
to get security?

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
If anyone throws a
beer on my wife this weekend, it will be their last moments on earth.
Here is some advice..next time that occurs, you don't rush up the
stands like a mad man and start yelling, that gives you away. You
calmly get up and leave and come back when he's not looking. You go to
his seat calmly and then you choke the sh-t out of him and tell him to
apologize or you'll break his neck.

Because... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you were chasing him?

i'm 28 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you want to know my sign too fruity?

JB : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:39 AM
Sounds like a game of duck duck goose to me that got out of hand.

Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
I believe I've already figured out your "sign."

you are probably : clydez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
right joey.

Only one person on this whole thread made any sense : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 10:47 AM
bigbluefan92

clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 10:53 AM
Throwing beer at someone is low class but were you the only one standing in your row or the rows around you?

i don't know : clydez : 12/14/06 11:03 AM
i'm sure there
were other people standing. i was busy trying to watch the game. the
a$$hole wasn't some old guy in a wheelchair. if he had problems seeing
the game he needs to stand up or buy better seats. it's not my problem.
i love my giants. i stand up and cheer the whole game. he could have
gone to security but he didn't. he threw his beer on me and my date.

Sorry Clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
You're not a
bigger fan than I ... and if you stood in front of me the ENTIRE game,
I'd have had a problem with it. For what it's wrth, I
stand-sit-stand-sit throughout games, but I don't constantly stand
because ... wait for it ... people behind me might want to sit and see
some of the game, too.

It appears that clydez' an inconsiderate SOB : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
like Beez.

you'd have a problem with it? : clydez : 12/14/06 11:08 AM
you would throw beer on me and my girlfriend? would you then run to
security after i break your jaw? you'd have a problem with it. pfft.

Yeayh, that was me BIG fella and, oh, : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:10 AM
By the way, your girlfriend says to say, "Hi". She's calling from my bedroom...

. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
Tough guys over the internet are the best.

I wouldn't throw a beer. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
After asking twice, I'd tell the asshole in front of me to sit down.

I'm only inconsiderate to Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:12 AM
And yes, I'd have had a problem with it. No, I wouldn't have gotten
security. I'd have asked you - politely, the first few times - if you
and your girlfriend could sit down during "down times" because you were
blocking my view. Would you have taken a punch at me then?

You're right Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:14 AM
After
repeatedly being asked to sit down he should not have thrown beer at
you. He should have called security & had your inconsiderate ass
thrown out of the stadium. You get tix from a season tix holder &
you have the balls to tell this guy he should have "better" seats. You
my friend are a clown.

Throwing a beer at a dude and his girl : JonC : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
isn't cool, it's wrong and then running to security is a p**sy move on top of it.

But, as it's been plainly pointed out here, hitting the guy and
losing your friend's season tickets isn't the right reaction either.
Steaming about it on an internet message board days later, where you're
not a member and you're blindly attempting to track down one dude out
of 80,000+ people is asinine.

beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
if you asked me
politely to sit down and i informed you that that is not how i choose
to watch the game and then you asked me again, i'd ignore you. if you
tapped me on the shoulder and asked again, i wouldn't punch you, i'd
probably hit you across the face with my forearm for annoying me and
not keeping your hands toyourself.

Then, clydez, the moron, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:20 AM
gets tossed from the stadium, arrested for assault and loses his friend's season tickets. BRILLIANT!!

Couple points to make about the idiot that threw the beer : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:21 AM
1. If you go to a football game, you have to expect people to stand up.
Watch the game from home if you feel like sitting on your a$$ the whole
time. 2. If you are sitting up in the bleeders, don't piss and moan
when you can't see the field. If you want a good view of the action,
get better seats. 3. Man Law: Don't waste a perfectly good beer by
throwing it at someone.

I probably should have : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:22 AM
formatted that better.

clyde, I wouldn't lay a hand on you. I'd give you about 3 tries : Beez : 12/14/06 11:23 AM
with the "polite" approach, at which time I'd rely on my peers, who
would give you an unmerciful verbal beating, undoubtedly embarassing
your girl into begging you to sit down. If that didn't work, then I'm
sure some dumb ass in the area would eventually throw beer on you,
although it wouldn't be me ... and I'd take great pleasure in
eventually watching you removed by security, opening up my view.

Lopes, there's no question : Beez : 12/14/06 11:25 AM
about the fact that people stand up during a football game. But if
you're a reasonable human being, you know that at some point, people
will sit, and you with them. Happens at football games, baseball games
... you name it.

Unbelievable. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
.

By the way, clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
You'd
throw a forearm at me from a row in FRONT of me? hehe ... you've never
been in (or apparently seen) a hockey fight ... have you?

i sit between quarters : clydez : 12/14/06 11:29 AM
and
during timeouts. but when the game is going on i stand. and on sunday
when my giants beat the eagles i'll be standing the whole time. if some
f@ggot behind me has a problem with that he can move seats or shut the
f*** up and deal with it.

so when 100% of the section : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
is sitting and you are the only person in the entire section standing
and people are mad at you, you're saying they are at fault and being
the jerks because its your giants and you want to stand? Yeah, that
makes sense.

. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
Standing on offense is the best! I love those 1st and 10 plays from our 35.

i'm kind of tall beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
don't worry if i need to i can grab you by neck and bring your head down where it won't be a problem.

clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
You don't get it dude.
You can count on both hands the number of people who stand the ENTIRE
game. It never occurred to you to sit down when thousands of people
around you are? But hey, go ahead and beat up the guy and then have to
deal with assualt charges and what that brings.

clyde ... I wish you the best. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
And if you can't have that, I wish you exactly what you have coming to you.

You stand the whole game? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
That's just being a jackass. Still, that doesn't give the guy a right to drop a beer on your date.

Yes clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
yes ... you could beat me to a bloody pulp. There ya go.

MMMMMM : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
Now you admit to being tall. I think you should quit while your ahead.

What a humongous : JonC : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
friggin' gaping a-hole ... now I wish I was sitting in 312. Watching internet tough guys cry like a child is humorous.

I would love for : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
a 6'8" 300+
pounder to be in the seat infront of Clydez and stand all game. I'm
sure he would love that. Especailly when his girlfriend can't see a
thing the whole game.

You're "kinda tall". : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
That's great. Then you can be a pain in the ass to a lot of people.

Jon, I only wish a little harder : Beez : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
that you and I were sitting there together.

This... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
is getting good!

Don't worry Clyde 75,000 can't be right. : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
When they build the new stadium you can get season tix for the "A-holes only" section because you certainly qualify.

i can't : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
remember the last time i hit the refresh button in my browser so many times!

you guys are f***n unreal : clydez : 12/14/06 11:39 AM
somebody douses your girlfriend with a beer and then runs away and
tries to have you removed from the stadium when all you are doing is
cheering for your team and you would just think thats ok?

No, clydez. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
We've
all said throwing the beer was wrong. What you can't get through your
thick skull is "standing the whole time is also wrong."

No idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
tossing a beer on someone and getting them tossed out ISN'T OK.

But, YOUR SOLUTION is just as WRONG. Get it yet, Einstein ?

chopperhatch : gidiefor : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
Is that the guy we threw beer on?

"Unreal" : Beez : 12/14/06 11:42 AM
is appropriate for this situation.

He'll only be blocking 1 line of sight : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:43 AM
His girlfriend decided to stay with me in LA for the weekend...

Peter in Atlanta : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
You've got this guy pegged. "Inconsiderate SOB". Good to see you back, BTW, in spite of our conflicts.

BTW, my site is finally done. Just launched. With you away I had
nobody to chastize me on it so it waited until December. Original
placeholder said "coming in June". LOL!

wow : Shaman : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
Does your girlfriend know what an A hole you are? Standing on offense and blocking people's view? Classy dude.

Oh and if his girlfriend is tall and leggy : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:47 AM
the guy behind him could have always asked her to "Spread your legs so I can see the game."

sit down on your sofas : clydez : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
and
watch the game in front of a big tv. the game is for those of us that
get into it. the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys
at home if more fans were like me. you old f@ggots can't handle
standing up and cheering for your team then take your geritol and stay
home.

I call : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
'dupe'. NO one is this stupid.

Titans game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:49 AM
was on the road. Man are you a big fan!

i meant : clydez : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
the bears.

Berrylish : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
Scary thought if he's not kidding though huh?

what an idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
LMAO

CT : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:51 AM
agreed.

I kinda felt bad for the guy until he said he'd be standing : Stu : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
for the whole game. You are the inconsiderate jerk and probably
deserved what you got. i'm sure peole were nice about it at first
asking you to sit down. you become a defiant ass-wipe and that's what
you get. You lose!

Tough game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
to mix up.
One game was one of the worst collapses in franchise history, the other
was a game on Sunday night for number 1 in the conference at the time.
They are eerily similar.

Clydez, you have some.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 11:54 AM
serious issues my friend. When you haven't gotten over this a long time
after the fact, are still planning revenge, are joining a website to
aid in your revenge plan, are proclaiming to a bunch of strangers that
you're going to get revenge, then you have some mental problem and
probably need professional help. Now go ahead and threaten to beat me
up too. Sad.

Stu : RinR : 12/14/06 11:55 AM
I'm sure people were nice
about it for nearly 3 quarters of the game. Then some other idiot as
bad as clydez throws a beer. They should get seats together in last row
of 312.

If more Giants fans had stood : bob in tx : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
at Giants stadium during the Titans game, the Giants would have won. I agree.

If you do end up hitting a guy at the Eagles game : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
and he does read BBI he'll be able to print this whole thread out when
he presses charges on you. You really didn't think this out to well did
you?

Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
the way you thought
something was amiss on the Moon thread, I had a suspicion early on
here, too. After all, how can someone actually write this and be taking
themselves seriously: "the giants would not have lost to the titans and
cowboys at home if more fans were like me." I think he went a little
too far there to be "real."

holy sh_t : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
"the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me"

RinR : Stu : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Not even. Watch the damn game at home.

26 : Beez : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Outta my head!

I've never gotten out of the lot as fast : Stu : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
as when the Titans game ended!

BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
if they were all like you, would they be too drunk to watch the game ? ;)

If the guy threw a beer : Section331 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
he deserves to get his ass kicked. I mean, they're like $7 bucks a pop, right?

Now bob : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
Is making the
point that we are all missing. If we all stood up during all the games
and NEVER sat down, they would have beaten Dallas, Chicago,
Indianapolis, Seattle, Jacksonville and the Titans.

Yeah - why do stadiums have seats anyway? : Stu : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
.

now those are fighting words Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
I was holy sh_tting clydez comment, not referring to myself (and for
the record, i'm a damn good fan, i know when to sit, and when to stand
:o)

Stu... : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:04 PM
they're for the old guys.... DUH!

not to derail this thread.... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:05 PM
but I told my 6 yr old daughter last Sunday to stop crossing in front
of the television when Carolina had the ball. I wasn't standing but is
was annoying. Guess what? She actually thought I was kidding.Then, she
got my wife to come upstairs so they could wrap presnts and I told them
both to stop making so much noise when the Giants had the ball. My wife
slapped me in the face and I had a tuna sandwich for dinner.I can't
wait to see what happens when they bother me this Sunday.

Point of order ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
for the
Seattle, Tennessee and Jax games, how would we have known the rest of
us were REALLY all standing? I mean, who would be in charge of
verification?

It'd : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
have been the honor system.

bob : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Would you actually throw a perfectly good beer in your own home? Come on. Think about it.

BBI? : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Honor system?

BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
oh so now YOU wanna fight ME !! Come get some !!

Yeah : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I know.... I laughed too. It was hard to type.

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I threw a beer at my mother
for walking in front of the screen. My wife threw me out of the house
and I missed the 4th quarter of the Panthers game.

thats why we lose! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
because people watching the game from home are sitting in their
couches. REAL giant fans need to remove all couches/chairs from the TV
room on game day!

Typing THAT made me smile. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
And Jon ... careful. She's "kinda tall," like clyde.

Wait until Sunday Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
Joey can be our ref...

i can't wait to visit : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
sec 312 this week. My only question is when will most of the Clydez action be taking place?

This thread has been : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
a great way to waste time while trying to study for finals!

Stu: did it happen when : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
the Giants had the ball?

BB26 is like 6'1 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
or 5'13

ballz ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
soon as you yell "where is clydez from BBI?"

Mitty81 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
if I catch you sitting on Sunday, i will throw a metal can of peanuts at your nose!!!

Mitty, shut up and sit down. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
Back to the books! Or else!

How'd I miss : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
this gem?

Just think : Bavaro : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
If everyone stood
for the whole game it would make the announcers job a little easier
since he won't have to tell everyone to stand for the national anthem.

beez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
something tells me i will know exactly who Clydz is when i get to row 15.

JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
I dare you. Too bad you won't be able to hit me since I'll be blocked by the big-headed fellow that sits next to me!

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
Yes. She was screaming so
loud I couldn't hear myself think. I asked again and again if she would
please keep it down and move, but she ignorned me. What choice did I
really have?

Well ... look for the guy : Beez : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
who
is "kinda tall," standing, 28, fugly girlfriend looking all
embarrassed, but with a sort of "I gave up a long time ago" look about
her. You'll find him.

BB'26 : gidiefor : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
Standing and sitting
- it's kinda like knowing when to hold and when to fold - Listen
Chopper and I had the exact right mix at the Cowboy game -- the old
folks even joined us in the spirit of it -- our section was ROCKIN BABY
-- and Berrylish and I are going to be in row 1 of our section this
week -- should be interesting

we should probably go to : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:14 PM
CiP's house to watch the game in peace and quiet.

Mitty : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
I'll tell that Jet fan to duck!

gidie : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
its a god given talent, or maybe just freakin' common sense. :o)

JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
Fine, but you'll also have to get past that bald guy!

Let's : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
hope Berrylish has her voice back. :)

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:17 PM
Good idea.

This is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
definately the thread of the year!! Clyde = 4.28 Tim Carter??

don't be dicks : clydez : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
i meant to
type bears but typed titans. sue me a$$holes. i'm sorry that you think
i was wrong. i was into the game and cheering for my team. i was not
the only one standing for thegame. everytime i go to a game i stand up
and cheer for my team. i have never had this kind of problem before.
sorry if you think its ok to let some jerkoff pour beer on your woman.
i don't let that kind of thing happen. whatever.

clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
grow up. Your girlfriend got dosed w/ beer because she was sitting next to "that guy".

so lets post on a website : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
and hopefully try to call out one of the thousands of Giants fans at
the game every week... You should have laid off your tough guy pills
this morning big guy...and I am jealous of this guy who threw beer on
you, I wish I could take credit for it...

LOL, Gene. : Crispino : 12/14/06 12:23 PM
Prepare to be added to Clyde's list.

Clydez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
was she actually your girlfriend? or some hook you paid to hang with you for the afternoon and that's why your pissed

Hopefully clydez can sustain this momentum : Stu : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
and not fizzle out like so many other promising BBI prospects have.

Good point Stu, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 12:25 PM
what ever happened to TheJake?

Gene, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
Exactly.

clydez, the only reason she got hit with beer is she was standing
next to you. She was collateral damage. YOU were the target because YOU
were being inconsiderate.

After bob disemboweled him, he disappeared. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
.

I am just waiting to be challenged to a fight : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:29 PM
in his section like what he said to jlukes..that was the best post on this magical thread

. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:29 PM

TT, the funniest thing about that : Beez : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
is that someone would actually taunt jlukes. He's possibly the nicest
person on the face of the planet. Hard to describe correctly the level
of toolishness it takes to want to brawl with The Lukes.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
I have never met lukes, but I am willing to bet he could take this 10 year old....

Stealing is a major trait of nice people. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
That's why I'm not nice.

TT, lukes wouldn't get the opportunity. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
I suspect about 7 other BBIers would step in front to pummel this jamoke before the first glove was thrown down.

Quite : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:35 PM
frankly, I'm
surprised that the original poster of this thread speaks in regular-ish
english. I'm surprised it isn't broken english.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:36 PM
I would love to see
that happen...we should invite him to our tailgate so he can fight all
of BBI.. I mean as long as we throw beer at his gf, he is guarenteed to
break jaws...sign me up!

damn i miss all the good threads! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:39 PM
.

clydez - Here's an idea for an early Christmas gift for your lady. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:40 PM

Stu : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhaha

TT, forget the tailgates. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
Get him a room at Albany. At practice he can stand at the bottom of the hill and not block anybody. He'll be all set.

Another gift item. Maybe slap a Giants sticker on the side. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:41 PM

Pictures : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
Stu: Funny and appropriate

Beez: Not so much.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
hey thats fine with me, I go every year, he can room with me at the ole Best Western..

You forgot: : Beez : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
inconsiderate.

bigblueTT : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:45 PM
do you think he needs a bed? or does he sleep standing up?

neither : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
predators never sleep

I forgot several others. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
Lame, jensen, needy, etc.

Only the surface, Pete. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:48 PM
Only the surface.

No. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:49 PM
They're lame--through and through.

You're not gonna make me cry, Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:51 PM
I just won't do it!

Not my intent. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
My intent is to get you to post a link or at least something remotely funny. High volume doesn't equal funny.

Peter in Atlanta : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
=BBI's Barbara Walters.?

Here comes the cavalry. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:56 PM

HI : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:57 PM
Peter!

Peter... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
The sammich cavalry?

Well, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
part of it.

hi Pete! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
.

Jints - : Stu : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
It took you a whole minute!! You OK?

yep Stu : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
little busy today :)

I AM SPARTACUS !!! : CardinalX : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
.

OK - Cool. : Stu : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
Was just concerned.

that's funny : clydez : 12/14/06 1:08 PM
sure i'll just
bring an umbrella to the game. i tried to post on giants.com and i
can't even post anything. are there any other giants forums?

clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:14 PM
try this
Giant forums (new window)

maybe this one : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:15 PM
..
this gives you a better explanation (new window)

the other : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:16 PM
forums can't wait for this slice of brilliance...

Well, well, well... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:17 PM
this is my kinda thread! Yeah Andy, get it right! If you ever see me
waste an ounce of beer, please stab me in the eye with a lobster claw.
I woulda rushed the guy even if the beer wasn't thrown at me.

Berry, well then isn't it funny that gidie was the one who almost
beat up a 70 year old? I think he woulda snuck up behind the guy and
shivved him while I was going apeshit on him.

clydez, now you're picking a fight with anybody who says you're an
ass for getting kicked out of the game? Sounds to me like you got
clowned for a whole half a pound and this guy outsmarted you. If your
story was true, other fans would have realized the guy lied and stuck
up for you when security came up. Just shut up.

thanks bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 1:18 PM
here's one for you tulip.
link : clydez : 12/14/06 1:20 PM
link
Somebody missed Linking 101.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:22 PM
I don't even know what to call that post. Oh I know! "Worthless".

Here's a pic of clydez for those in sec 312 : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:22 PM

chopperhatch : clydez : 12/14/06 1:26 PM
who the f*** are
you? you think i give a sh** what you think? will you be at the game
sunday? if so maybe you can stop by and show me how to act.

"you got clowned for a whole half a pound " : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:27 PM
man, I'm getting old

Yeah, I'll be there, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:29 PM
but in section 125. Good thing too, this way I don't have to "hide"
from you. Dude, you don't know me at all. But if you did, you wouldn't
mouth off so much.

Seriously, I hope your girlfriend gets crabs from that guy that
she's inevitably banging on the side and gives those little bastards to
you.

By the way, how's this thread working out for you?

Chop : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
I am in 125 also...clyde you can kill 2 birds with one stone...come to 125 for a good time ;)

YAJ, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
are you 28?

TT, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
I don't want circus boy infecting our section

TT..you sitting in : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
125 this weekend?

DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:32 PM
waiting for you to pop in..yeah I think so...

I love BBI so much.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
...

Pete Pete Pete ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
I like
posting pictures and don't think the ones I post are "offensive." That
you hate that I post them ... well, I'd say it makes it more fun, but
... it doesn't really affect it one way or another. Your insults are
just part-and-parcel. And for the record, I never really understood
what the whole "sammich" thing was, nor do I have a cavalry. But the
best news ... you're much more yourself. And that's a good thing.

ahhh no s*it : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
ill be in 124

wait a minute : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:34 PM
are you that fat guy who always has his shirt off?

Chop/Jeremy : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
what row? I am 125 row 24 6-9

been reading this : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
thread all morning and laughing my ass off on what a doosh this clyde guy is...

Yeah i know : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
I got home from Po and couldnt put the computer down, this thread is top 3 of all time

what are : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
the other top 2?

Jeez, I don't know how I missed this beauty. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
The beer?

Yeah, that was me doucheface and I'll gladly meet you anywhere you want, you short-stack packing neanderthal.

I'm pretty sure your girlfriend was sporting nuts. Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer.

Gotta love Pete in the ATL as well. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
It just doesn't get better than a posting style that mainly consists of bitching about others posting style..

Yadda Yadda Yadda Sammiches..

.. : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
some of 4.28 Tim
Carters are right up there...hmmm, havent been on BBI that long so the
old timers would probably disagree with my top 3 list..but I think some
of them would agree..

I wish I'd have predicted it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
because I knew that when chopper popped in for a visit, there'd be a face-off.

By the way, clyde ... the mouthing off to chopper? That's my turf.

BWAAHAHAHAHA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
"Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer."

But mostly, I just love Shep..

Davis, now YOU don't get it. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
I don't have a "posting style." Pete's trying to school me.

124/23/1-4 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
.

this thread has to go to the BBI Hall of Fame : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
.

this is a pretty darn good thread : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
It is Real!

125 : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
row 34 seat 30

chop : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
I can still remember being 28

if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
want to mouth
off to me that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it
really doesn't matter. but it is classless some of the things you are
saying about mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you
are all talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip
your jugular out of your pewny necks.

sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

this is like a good : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
cartoon! Pewny necks!!!!!

DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
call me when you get a chance Re: tailgating on Sunday

clyde is back!

HEY CLYDE : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:45 PM
SIT DOWN

. : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:46 PM

wow i feel like this is the howard stern show : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
someone with a huge ego who thinks he more important than he really is!

. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:46 PM

I couldn't spell pewny.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
so you got that goin for ya...which is nice.

clydez : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
you do sound a bit like RAZE's chamber maids - do you like public whippings?

Davisian, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
Who used the term sammich? Was it me? Perhaps you should try again.

That was me... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 1:48 PM
I'm guilty.

You're girlfriend's : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
mouth feels good.

Peter vs. Davisian. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
Pete has the crotchety thing in his corner. I imagine Davis is wily. Could be interesting.

Nah, it wasn't you Peter.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
It was more of a generalized "yadda"..

But enough about us, I'm really lovin' clydez here..

So wait... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
if I do decide to come scrap you, and I win, do I get to make fun of your gf all I want?

Dude, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
I'll introduce your ugly-man-dressed-as-a-woman-lovin' ass to the ground. Quick-like.

Not even kiddin'.


This threa needs more filthy.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Hey Clydez

chop ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
you GET the girlfriend (and her new umbrella).

shep ... careful. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Remember, the hair is part of the uniform.

seriously notevenjokin. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
..

I don't want that : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
hosebeast! Blech, I wouldn't fuck her with clydez dick.

my gf's mouth feels good? : clydez : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
pick a f****n lot toughguy. i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag
your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down
your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your
carcass.

and if clydez smart.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
neither would he.

shep's from Canada clydezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
so you have nothing to worry about...they're French.

That was kinda Hawt.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
Do you guys swing?

clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
You're going to look awfully stupid trying to pick up all your teeth with broken fingers.

Sit down and shut up son.

clydez, : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
please stay forever!

Clydez, do you watch a lot of cartoons? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
I don't think what you are threatening me with is even imaginable.

Careful chop, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
he might drop an anvil on your head.

So Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
girl is actually a dude?

don't worry about that chickenboy : clydez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
are you going to pick a lot?

This is more fun than ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
well, trying to piss off chopper.

He's got an opne business account with ACME : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
So you know he's got all the hardware to make that sh¬!t happen.

chicken boy?? : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
How do you know about chop?

clydez vs chop? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:57 PM

PICK-A-LOT! : Beez : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!

okay clydez....hmmmmmm, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
how about...nope...ummmmmmmm....I got it! Lot 10. Do I win?

All I hear is how tough chopperhatch is, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
I want proof once and for all. chopper, pick a lot and time. Berrylish, you bring the video camera.

Hahahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:59 PM
and with "chicken-boy" this yahoo gives himself away as a regular.

... : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:00 PM

I pick Lot 7A : LarmerTJR : 12/14/06 2:00 PM
I will be waiting for you @ 1:15 PM. -TR

Andy ... uh, you hear it from chopper! : Beez : 12/14/06 2:01 PM

His girlfriend will be watching from my house : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
So this better be good!

clydz : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
just make sure you aren't wearing a met hat, or you will get more liquid thrown on you by chop.

I'll be in 18, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:05 PM
wearing an LT jersey and sunglasses.

before bets are made... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:07 PM
clydez & chop, give us the tale of the tape.

ok f@ggot : clydez : 12/14/06 2:08 PM
i'll shove the sunglasses down your throat before i strangle you with the lt jersey. i'll see you in lot 18.

bob, we already know chopper is the goat, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
but we certainly do need some info on clydez before we can place bets.

sweet! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
someone please bring a video camera!

time? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
?

WTF? : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Who is this clyde character?

sweet... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
I was looking for an excuse to buy new sunglasses.

Who wants to bet with me : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
that clyde doesnt show?

Berry nailed it : gidiefor : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Dupe!

Dude : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Don't desecrate an LT Jersey.

Have your monkey woman hold the jerseys.

Bill B: I'd guess Ben, : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
but then the fight would be off.

6'5" 265 lbs. : clydez : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
white osi jersey on sunday. i have a long full beard. i'm reall easy to spot.

Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
1. True.
or 2. True, but reveals himself to be a dupe having a lot of fun with this.

Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.

chopper ... long full beard ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
reminder: the hair is part of the uniform.

Pffft. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
Chop's a cakewalk. You wanna a real challenge? Head over to lot 12. Look for people in line holding disposable cameras.

clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
bob aksed about your size. You should really leave your woman out of this!

Filthy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
You know I don't like to brag..

clydez: what's your : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
40 time?

An idiot ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
AND a fat-ass.

Sorry ... but there is NO WAY someone is so ... what was that term
schnitzie said you were, chopper ... uh, self-unaware (?) ... that at
6-5, 265 they would actually stand there being that huge of a dickbag
and NOT EXPECT someone to throw beer on him.

Dupe. Confirmed.

how come no one : one slayed : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
ever says 5'6", 140 lbs?

because : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
we dont live in Portugal.

40 time? : clydez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
why? i don't run. ask some of these other cackling bitches.

Gene's neighbor : Beez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
is 5-6 140.

Clearly, you don't run. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
265 ... dude, have a salad!

Does clyde have any : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
intention to watch the game? or either fight in the parking lot before
the game and get arrested by state troopers, or go into his section
hoping to find the guy from last week, fight him and get kicked out by
security to later be arrested by the state troopers.

I just remembered : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
Isn;t the only guiy in ZZ Top without the Beard, named Frank Beard?

That's just good stuff to mull over while you're waiting for the main event.

Me VS "Old guy with Walker" just doesn't hold the crowd anymore. I
was becoming the Washington Generals, and NOT on purpose!

Doesn't look 265 to me. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:17 PM

Beez : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
140? Not even close...I would be shocked if she cracked 100.

okay... here it is... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
White Osi v. Chicken-chop. Lot 18. Time_____?

Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
1. Gonna beat up chopper.
then 2. gonna beat up the guy in the red Shockey jersey.

Beyond that, no plans.

I'd like to request shuffle times, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
vertical jump distance, a body fat index, and I'd also like to know
aside from drool, what did this waste of skin get on his Wonderlic?

I'm an 115lb weakling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 2:18 PM
check my profile..I'll gladly drive up to Nj to see clyudez kick chopper's ass..

I cant see him : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:19 PM
taking
the risk of getting kicked out. He's such a big fan. He needs to set an
example for the rest us fans there so the Giants can win

. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:19 PM

Brandon, he may show up in Tennessee. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
He didn't seem sure about which game(s) he was at, earlier.

self-awareness and common sense : JonC : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
evade many adults their entire lifetime ...

This is a great line - LMAO : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper
and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll
whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

This thread rocks!! : Stu : 12/14/06 2:22 PM
First off,
I'd like to thank the beer throwing idiot in Section 312 for making
this all possible. without him, none of this could have happened. I'd
also like to thank clydez for bringing this to everyone's attention.
Kudos to you clydez, my new favorite poster!! While I cannot thank
everyone individually, I'd like to first mention chopperhatch for
coming in and actually being a voice of reason. Thanks Chop. Peter in
Atlanta - don't ever change, my friend. Beez - Love the effort thread
in and thread out. Jints in Carolina - what can I say? You are as
predictable as the the next day will end in a Y. Stan in LA - you...
have a gift! In closing I'd also like to thank Eric and Strike Eagle
for also making this a reality. Good night, and God bless you all!!!

Well, then you should beat the crap outta me shouldn't you... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
but you know what the problem is with big ass dudes like yourself? You
think that's going to get you out of trouble all the time because
you're bigger than everyone else. But one day you pick a fight with
someone who is of much more normal stature, has a background in martial
arts that you don't know about, can take a hit, and has one of the most
ungodly tempers you have ever seen, and then you realize just how small
you really are. If you want to fight me, fine. I tusseled with a guy
close to your size before.

Bill B, this line is the tip to who clydez really is : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
"drag your face from my bumper "... it must be that Rich from Houston guy who drags the stuffed eagle behind his car

... ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:24 PM
background in martial arts that you don't know about

HASSAAAAN : JonC : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
CHOP !!!!

yeah all that gibberish aside : clydez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
are you gonna be there f@ggot?

"I tusseled with a guy close to your size before." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
Folks ... just, don't. OK?

Rich doesn't use his car. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
Rich is a true tough-guy and a hero to many.

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
That pic way above was a good call.

Yea I figured I'd catch hell for unveiling that little beauty... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Thanks Jon.

clyde, I'll be there most of the day, but intermittently roaming to meet up with friends.

chopper ... a request ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
could you not say "tusseled?" Maybe "scrapped" or something like that. "Tusseled" sounds ... like dancing.

I tussel all the time. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
.

I'm so glad : RinR : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Al Gore invented the internet.

See? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
.

Well if Beez says no, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
then I guess I haven't

hehe ... there's the "out." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
"Intermittently roaming."

COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!

I am so gonna tussel with chop at camp. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.

chop, you guess you haven't what? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
the guy probably threw the beer at your girl because with you, thats the only way she can get wet

chop, being banged up the caboose : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
by your prison-mate isn't really "tussling".

Have you ever tusseled with teh Filthy in the pale-moon light? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
.

OK. So jlukes : Beez : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
might not be "the nicest" person, after all.

Daaaayyyyuuummm!!! : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
jlukes with the roundhouse!

Honestly : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
I think Randy and Chopp need to get it on....Beez?

GET TO THE : JonC : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
CHOPPPPAAHHH !! DO IT KILL ME I'M HEEEAAAAh, DO IT NOW !!

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
so I'm supposed to axe all my plans for Sunday because this goon wants to fight me? And I'm the dumb one?

Gene ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I've been trying to agitate those waters for months, to no avail.

that might have been a bit harsh : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
but i just got back from lunch and had to make up for lost time.

Gene, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I couldn't agree more.

chopper ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:33 PM
excellent usage of "axe."

It's the least you can do, lukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
chopper kinda stepped in. I think the guy originally wanted to kick your ass.

And chopper ... come on ... set a time! Roam later!

There's one buffoon : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
on
this site who either wants to fight everyone else, or everyone else
wants to beat down, just to get him to stop talking/posting. Why is
that?

I'll tell you who I'd fight..... Lippy. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:34 PM

this is just awesome : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
.

SIT DOWN : Beez : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
RANDY!

I don't understand that : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
for the life of me...

The sit down Randy thing? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
Or how Gene wants you and chopper to fight thing?

Looks to me like the whole section was upset. : Stu : 12/14/06 2:39 PM

So clydez will be in lot 17 all day : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
and chopper will say we just missed him because he was 'roaming'. That sound about right?

Could you imagine what the GF : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
of a 6'5" 265 lb bearded guy looks like?

Stu : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:43 PM
I didn't realize Zapruder was filming from section 312 during the Cowboy game

This? : Stu : 12/14/06 2:44 PM

Yeah, EVERYBODY wants to beat : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:45 PM
me up. You're such a waste...I'll gladly welcome any opportunity for you to try and hit me bitch.

Beez, are you serious? Or are you ephing with me? 6'5 265 spells "can't move for shit" to me.

Did I take the bait again? Ugh!

That's : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:47 PM
"hit me, bitch"

You're welcome.

No Randy, that's his Irish accent : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:48 PM
He's saying you can feel free to try and hit hit bitch.

awwwww frig : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
hit his bitch

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
You need to go
find your sensai and tell him you are not using your might for right!
Did you train w/the Kobra Kai, that would explain your wanton disregard
for Eastern Philosophy.

Chop if you fight this guy, I will be yelling..."PUT HIM IN A BODY BODY BAG!!!"

C'mon Randy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
Ya' gotta' be rootin' for chop here. You just gotta'...

Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
where's your money?

What's the beef with chopp? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
.

Over 3000 hits. I think this just : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
passed our thread on our 1st round draft choice last year.

Filth ... you mean ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
WHERE'S the beed with chopp?

Always bet on Chopper.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Unless the opponent is shards of glass.

beed ... beef ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
... beard ... whatever.

Or 6-5. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
.

Filthinator : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Chop hates Randy, Randy hates Chop. Really pretty simple.

chopp said clydez girfriend's mouth : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
felt nice.

Andy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
it doesn't?

Joey, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
that is the info I'm trying to find out. Why the mutual hate?

that's it, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
I'm not typing anymore.

Nah Beez : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Height ain't no
thang.. the 265 might be something, but I'm pretty sure that suggests a
slowness. otherwise he'd be a pro.. Somethin'..

Filth : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Randy is jealous of chopper's name and chopper is jealous of Randy's enormous ball sack.

JOEY.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:55 PM
That's his enormous Balzac.. It is a nice painting..

i misunderstood chop at first : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
but hes a good guy

I find this interesting : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
"your
little buddy told me that he knows you from a giants internet
website"......some buddy! No fight needed...we don't need people
missing the game over some spilled beer.

Where's Clyzed? : Bavaro : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
Did he run away?

. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:57 PM

I didnt say i knew him from a Giants fansite : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
i said "your girlfriend has a Giant backside"

Bavaro, can't you read? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:58 PM
clydez doesn't run.

And the thing with chopper and Randy has something to do with a cousin ... but I wasn't there, so I couldn't say.

lol : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How'd you like to be the
poor ba$tard who actually owns the season tickets! Just of a matter of
time before he loses those.

Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.

Shaman, good catch can't believe he's still with us : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:59 PM

HA HA HA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
A lady I work with just brought me a gift of two giant bags of Twizzlers.

I said "Thanks, but you're a little late!" She said "For what?"

Chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Watch out for the
hide sh1t in the beard trick. He could put itching powder in there and
ask you to slug him,then you get a fist full of burly hairs and itching
powder. Hands itchy, day ruined.

yeah, like : JonC : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Mr Fuji and Saito used to pull that trick on the Strongbow brothers !

I'm about to fly to Jersey and team up the the chawper. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
Gonna teabag the beard off this mother trucker!

Tauro Tanaka & Mr. Fugi were the best, Jerry! The best!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
.

I once threw Ice and Mr. Fuji & Tiger Chung Lee : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:03 PM
They almost went all Clydez on me..

"6'5" 265 lbs. " Is that all you got? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:05 PM
My wang is bigger than that.

Filthy : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:07 PM
Please refrain from posting your gay robot porn.

Translating for Stan.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
He meant 6.5" but in all fairness, it feels much larger when Mr. Wang is inside him.

OK, this thread is hitting a lull... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Can we pick up the pace a bit?

Jon : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Chopper could pull a Kabuki and spit green crap at him!

dang : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
I just checked the seating....312 is going to be behind me....I was hoping to watch the whole thing while standing.

Joey : JonC : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
The Great Muta !

did someone say : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
Gay Robot?
Link (new window)

See how good I am at diffusing these things? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
By the way, I am due for a HUGE rep boost if I kick this guy's ass right? Or do I still get chumped daily?

Tajiri... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
as well...

chumped ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
with love.

sigh : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
clydez wimped out.....Its been half an hour since he posted. THat was fun.

If you take him down chop : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
I'll get Randy to lick your balzac..

Only if he's really : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
6-5, 265.

School bell rang : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
he had to go home.

hoLY CRAP : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
I take a nap and this thread throws up. Chopper would win this fight, by the way. Hands downs.

I'm going to 2nd Beez's "chumped with love". : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
Hard to gain "rep" points by fighting someone because of a post on an internet forum.

Maybe his mom is doing laundry and he can use her computer : Stu : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
.

Shut up Beez and Shep : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:14 PM
It would so ROCK.

I agree that it would rock. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
But chopper'd probably still get chumped.

i'm still here : clydez : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
and jlukes can join the fun if you don't mind me snapping him in half first and beating you with whats left of him.

Which half? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
?

Answer the question???? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
How many playtes of hayte?

I am going to the game : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:17 PM
because when chopper beats the sh!t out of you i will be skull fu*king your gf...dont forget to bring her

jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:18 PM
Answer the man, do you want chopper stains on your shirt or not?

you guys are all class : clydez : 12/14/06 3:20 PM
i come
here looking for the piece of s*** that dumps a beer on my gf and all
you f@ggots gang up on me? you know where i'll be. keep talking s***. i
don't give a f***. i will kill you and light what's left on fire.

Check out the ZZ Top eclipse : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
Talkin' about class..

Congradulations : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
you just earned a nomination for the annual Trent award.

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:22 PM
She was asking for it, I gave it to her.

I figured having a face like a frog, she'd appreciate the hops.

"i will kill you and light what's left on fire" : JonC : 12/14/06 3:23 PM
Is that from a Twisted Sister song ???

clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:24 PM
at this point, I wish I was the one who dumped the beer on you and your ugly skank gf

. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:25 PM

Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Which row are your soon to be ex-friends seats in so I can watch you get tossed out of the stadium?

We're not gonna : JonC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
take it ! NO, we ain't gonna take it !

I got 10 buck on clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
chopper is a pu$$y!

Jon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Dokken, I believe.

Ha : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:27 PM
John I think I already posted his pic above

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
I'm in the 300s,
not sure what section, I'll have to look. I can totally give you some
tips on exacting revenge on beer tossers. Idea #1, cover yourselves in
scotch guard! Imagine the look when the tosses the beer and it beads
and rolls right off

Who throws Scotch? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
?

What a : hyadoin : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
shitty day.. And then
I finally get to log on to BBI and see this.. This truly changed my
spirits. What a riot. I too would think Chopperhatch the primary
suspect but then again, if he did it he would have started a thread
about it Sunday night. Listen clydez, I highly doubt a Giants fan would
do that to another Giants fan for a reason that lame. Either you're
some Philly fruit, trying to start trouble before the game, or a bitter
dalASS fan that smells the Giants in the rearview creeping up, don't be
a tough guy here. Post your address and phone number so whoever did it
can come and whoop your ass. Or so chopper can throw some diet sprite
at your mailbox.

What's a Danzan Ryu? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
Is that Chinese for CPA?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:29 PM
please answer your thread!

NNJ Tom, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Chairperson of the Tony Danza fan club?

But what does his girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Maybe the beer throwing guy wanted to see her in a wet T-Shirt or amybe
he wanted to get her drunk or maybe she kept being rude and blocking
others view when the majority of people were sitting down so all could
view the game

NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
it's a form of martial arts. Now, you just cannot make this stuff up.

Beez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
did you know that 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

You guys haven't figured it out.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
His "girlfriend" is really a guy..

I'll bet that beer bounced right off her Adam's apple. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
.

Ya know, through this all, I am almost : Beez : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
embarassed to say that at no time have we requested pictures of "the
girlfriend." chopper, I recommend we get a look-see at the gal-pal
before you agree to any tussels. Is she really worth it?

The closest I get to the martial arts : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
is a Japanese Steak House. Never mess with a guy with a cleaver.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
gimme my thought back!

YAJ ... I did not ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
but thank you for that valuable info.

Ok call me a pu$$y : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
But I think taking shots at the guys girlfriend is wrong.

GMAN : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
Shep said it waaayyy above..

the force is strong with that one..

NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
is a cleaver a sort of an axe?

okay : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
pu$$y. what did i win?

GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
Sure, no problem.
Was yours the one about stuffing Soliel Moon Frye into a giant penguin costume and then annointing her with my DNA?

'cause I wasn't sure where that came from.

Joey ... assuming there was an actual girlfriend, : Beez : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
I'd be right along with you on that.

Joey Lauren Adams : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
He brought this on his girl, just like he brought the beer down on her as collateral.

Dav : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
If it wasn't recent, it doesn't count..besides i only get a hour or two to get my shots in..

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:37 PM
must've missed that thread..It's hard to catch up when you only get an hour a day on here..

GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
You said... nevermind.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
i just re-read that post..that's some sick sh1t to think..must be mine then!

Aha, I thought so. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
Strange that you were thinking of annointing her with my DNA but I guess I'm alright with it.

clydez..ill confess : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
I apologize for throwing the beer on you....but from far away you looked like a garbage can

JeremyShockey : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
You get to kill me and light my remains on fire.

Awful lotta violence : Beez : 12/14/06 3:40 PM
being promised on this thread.

Joey's probably right. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:41 PM
So I will refrain from mentioning that beer-wearing-beastie-faced-harelipped-man-woman from here on out.

I haven't taken one shot at his girlfriend : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Just wish a girl that is awesome enough to be a Giants man could be with a guy that knows how to treat her right.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Since she's hangin with a 6'5 265 guy, i figured i'd use your DNA..I ain't trying to catch nothing..

by the way, when you two have sex : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
does she need to clip your pubic hairs until she finds one that bleeds?

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:43 PM
did jlukes just call her a Giant man?

set a definite time. : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
10 a.m. work for everyone? Chop...clydez...Randy?

134 : RinR : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
posts from being the number one active thread with the most posts. Come on Beez! You can do it!

bob : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:49 PM
you haven't give a score yet..

when was the last time : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:50 PM
clyde has even responded?

shep - was supposed to be" Giant fan " : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
whooops

jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
you continue to talk
s*** but you haven't mentioned where your going to be on sunday. my gf
will be with me. all you smartass internet toughguy mung eating
c0cksuckers should stop by and say hi. otherwise lay off talking s***
about any woman. maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game but you
dirty f***holes are pure trash for disrespecting my gf here.

can I wrestle : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:52 PM
your girlfriend?

"maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game" : Beez : 12/14/06 3:52 PM

Progress?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
mung eating? That's below the belt dude.

GMAN...it's too : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
close to call right now. I tend to think that clydez really is 6'5"/265 lbs. and that he intends to be there.

I admit it. : Beez : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
I don't know what "mung eating" means.

broseph : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
I have not ONCE
disrepsected your girlfriend. Yet you like an ass in public in front of
her...now THAT is disrespecting her

Disrespect for your GF? Moi? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Never. Wait, let me go back to my bedroom and ask her...

Yea you guys.. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
stop disrespecting..we don't even know what he looks like..

Does your girlfriend : Bavaro : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
pee standing up?

bob, I think at this point, the REAL question continues to be ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
will any one actually care?

Berry, thanks : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
i just spit out my water

Ooops, sorry : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Your momma is blocking the door...

. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:55 PM
hehehe

clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
Do you like brownies? How about the missus ... she like 'em? I plan to bake a batch. Is it 17F?

Bavaro, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
If I hadn't already promised to not bring up the beast, I'd ask if she slept standing up too.

Could you do that for me?

There had better be pictures on here Monday morning!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:57 PM
.

jlukes, here's a Giants fan : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:59 PM

clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:59 PM
I really hope that
I meet you and your gf..I havent been this excited to go to a game
since NJBay told us where he was tailgating...

In a thread with so much gold, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 4:00 PM
how come this is the post that made me laugh the loudest?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!

More than 4000 hits on this thread . . . . : TonyT : 12/14/06 4:01 PM
And hundreds of phantom cyberpunches.

some of you are funny : clydez : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
most of
you are not. look this is a waste of my time. if a fellow giants fan
came to a website and asked for help finding some piece of s*** that
threw beer on him and his gf, i'd help the guy out if i could. if i
couldn't i'd keep my f****n mouth shut. some of you tw4ts gang up on me
and talk s*** about my gf being fat and a guy. real nice. so i ask you
to talk s*** to my face at the game and i'm the a$$hole? you gang up
like a pack of fairies entertaining each other with your f@ggot jokes.
but you don't want a piece of me. as far as i'm concerned i'll be in
lot 18 on sunday. i'll be wearing a white osi jersey. maybe i'll make a
sign to hang on my truck that says where are you chopperf@ggot?

I wish i still lived in NYC : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
just for the weekend..this just my turn out to be fruitful..

somebody : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:04 PM
please post a sign for clydez to wear on sunday..please

clydez : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
good idea.. but where a blue jersey..the white one might stain.

Respect ... : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 4:05 PM

clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
That's a fantastic idea!

Wear a sign around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.

someone please video tape this : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
on Sunday and post it so those of us who can't be there can watch.

it was diego : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
..

this thread : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
is going to break records before 5 PM. EST.

I will : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:07 PM
bring a camera.

somehow : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:08 PM
I knew you would Berry.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:09 PM
really? weird.

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
I'm so going to
find you dude. I want to help you start healing. In all seriousness
dude, people are just busting stones. If anyone knew who did it or
witnessed it, I bet they would give you the info, but from the volume
of responses, clearly no one saw it. Just roll w/ the punches, you're
the victim of a beer throwing you might have brought on yourself by not
being respectful of those behind you.

Either way, just let it go man and don't take anyone here
seriously, it's just some people having fun. Except chopper, he really
wants to tussle with you.

Guarantee : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
he doesnt put a sign on his car.

clydez, : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
You have to
understand that chopper is like a little special kid that we let hang
around BBI. He's harmless and he's a coward and he's not terribly
smart, so don't beat the crap out of him. Please?

What are the odds : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
That some
other dude named chopper wearing shades and an LT jersey gets su¬cker
punched and knocked the hell out and is like WTF??

this sh!t better be on youtube : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
monday morning.

clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
you sound like
a moron. I'm warning you tubby...don't fucking come over to 18. I'm as
serious as a heart attack, which could also be a problem for you as
your bumbling around trying to wallop me with those big, unwieldy
anchors you have for arms. I'm telling you dude, you fucked up. Don't
make it worse.

If you want to fight someone and win, tell Randy you're Bigfoot
and tell him where you live. When he bursts through your door sporting
major wood, hit him in tyhe head with the cookie jar.

or you can walk around the lot yelling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
Bobby! Cindy!..(i have to thank CiP for that one)..

I don't have a : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
video camera, someone else will have to bring one.

clydez - this is jlukes, just so you know : Stu : 12/14/06 4:13 PM

Now we're breaking cookie jars? : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
Thrown beers, broken cookie jars? I might have to drop the gloves here.

chopper : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
CLASSIC!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
About as likely
as Filthy posting that photoshopped picture of you dancing w/ a shirt
off.....he'd NEVER do taht again...ever,he's too much of a pusswad. You
know, the Can't stop Davisian one...never. EVER

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
I'm at almost
every game and camp, where are you to act on these threats? At home
playing wifey. I'm done with you bitch.

Davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
did you happen to see that im gonna be in a luxury box for the devs/rangers game?

What we need is CiP to post a BBI : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
group photo so he can see everybody faces..

A Filthy Classic : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:15 PM

GMan : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:15 PM
i posted pics from training camp of me, davis, chopper, lippy and shep

jlukes : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
i must'v e missed
that one..post it agin and circle chopper's face so clydez can know who
he's looking for..can't have the wrong guy getting punched out and set
on fire..

lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
I did see that, NICE! I hope you get a good look at Cam Janssen getting his ass kicked!!!!

here is a group photo : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
chopper is the one on the right in the white shirt

Normally I park near the entrance : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
for a quick get away but parking in Lot 18 this Sunday might be worth the 2 hour delay to get out.

I hope you learned something.. : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
The next time I tell some dumbass to sit down, they better sit down, pronto.
But I didn't throw any beer. That was pee in that cup.

does anyone have a picture of chopperhatch? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
or a real one of jlukes?

Coach : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
Shep beat you to that one by like 2 hours.

Stop googling "static loads"..

damn...let me try this again : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:19 PM
.

i am surprised eric hasn't deleted : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
this masterpiece....clydez, you are issuing a threat on thne internet...not good man

Davisian : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
I didn't have time to read the whole thread.
I was too busy choking from laughter.

chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
has probably already sent a copy of this thread to the police.

clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp

clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp

Jints - this is what I think of that threat. : Stu : 12/14/06 4:24 PM

oops : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
chopp is on the left

i've only been lurking on this but : jgrasty : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
PLEASE DON'T DELETE, this is great and if it gets deleted i may have to do work this afternoon

here is shep larry and beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:25 PM

Where's Beez? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
.

can't believe he is asking for pictures.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
I guess parking lot 18 has replaced 51st and Park..

shepherdsam (left) and davisian (right) : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
just before I took his title

Chopper : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:27 PM
That "tubby" post was
one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. I had to leave
my desk to stop laughing...thanks.

jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:28 PM
You may have taken the title but all I ever wanted was your repcet.

How can I possibly be expected to work today? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 4:29 PM
Fascinating reading....

i'm not the only one talking s*** here : clydez : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
and i'm not threatening anybody. i'm saying if you are man enough to
talk s*** here and you'll be at the game stop by and see me. otherwise,
shut the f*** up.

BBI : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
needed a thread like this. It's been a while.

I would be willing to bet that there will : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
be an elevated level of security at the stadium this weekend.

I'm : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
not man enough, but where do you tailgate?

learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:33 PM
how to fucking curse you malignant cunt

^^^ : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
directed at clydez

here we go : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
Picture of chop...my money's on him

too funny : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
"i'm not threatening anybody"

Who was it again who said jlukes was the nicest BBI'er of them all? : Stu : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
.

i don't tailgate in : clydez : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
one spot. i'm not a season ticket holder. i get tickets sometimes from a guy i work for. i'll be in 18 this sunday.

This post : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
clydez, :
shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM That's a fantastic idea! Wear a sign
around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.

has to be the best. Funny sh1t, shep.

WHOA : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
someone stole jlukes' login info!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
Chopper just
pretty much said you're in trouble dude as in your ass is kicked.
That's a threat! You guys need to duke it out already.

TWO MEN ENTER.. : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
ONE MAN LEAVE !!!!

I left this thread for dead..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
about three hours ago. Who knew 3 hours later he'd have threatened
roughly 3/4 of BBI's members, and counting. And everyone's askeerd of
him.

I'll be there tough-guy. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:39 PM
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Probably be hanging out in ummm, C section.

Eating a nice salad.
You'd need forceps to pull me outta there.

clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:41 PM
i can help you out..Was it a white guy or a black guy?..that should narrow it down some..

is this you jlukes? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
hahahahaha! how do you type so tough with those arms without snapping one of them? http://www.xanga.com/jlukes
Link (new window)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
bwahahaha ... man, this is funny.

clydez ... you do realize, just for the sake of the conversation,
that the first hand you lay on anyone and you're goin' to the big house
... I mean, you know that, right?

That said, I am still callin' a BIG ol' batch o' BS on this one. I
just wish I could be at the stadium Sunday. Alas, I'll be watching the
game at home. Standing up the entire time, of course.

Lot 18 is pretty big... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Can we get a specific section - 18A/B/C/D/E/F... etc. ?

Someone needs to make a title belt, too.

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Holy crap, I was so not expecting clydez to just own jlukes like that.

i can't seriously believe this : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
600 complete and seperate posts...

and not ONE FORCKING MEOW!! well, there is one meow. meow stop these forcking shannanigans right forcking meow

Oh man ... hehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
now clydez a stalker, too!

I know I've asked this before and you've all put the kibosh on ... but ...

BEST
THREAD
EVER???

wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
is that jlukes?

a b c d z : clydez : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
i don't give a
s***. let chopperpu$$y pick it out. i'll be in 18c until chopperhatch
or jlukes tells me different. beez i'm really surprised you won't be
there.

That IM thing : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
made my brain hurt

Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
my gosh

Bobby!.. Cindy! : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
It worked for the Brady's..

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
HOLY AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

clydez ... why are you "surprised" I won't be there? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
(This should be good.)

JOey : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
aren't you glad you are going to THIS game?

What.. the.. bloody.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
HELL?!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I hve not only
given you advice and stuck up for your girl, but I have egged you on
and not ONCE have you had the decency to acknowledge me.

Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
Will you be sitting or standing in 18C?

Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
and to think ... you skipped the Chicago game ... for THIS!!!

sweet : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I might have to walk over to 18c to see if any of this goes down. I'm sure it won't....but curiosity will get to me.

I'll trade ANYONE my tickets to the : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
Skins game on the 21st to this game Sunday!

What time? : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
10AM is way too early, it's a 4:15 game. I need to be good and liquored up!

Wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
That IM post is odd.

joey you are wrong : clydez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
i gave you credit. you were right that i should have waited and snuck the guy instead of climbing the seats after him.

In any event ... I really wish I could make it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
not because of clydez absolutely stellar appearance on the scene, but
because this will be a great game ... and if I could make it this time,
I'd be bringing my son to his first game (made the promise after the
Chicago game with my brother - "the next game I go to, you're coming
with me") ... so, alas, clydez ... maybe we can meet up at camp next
summer. YEEHAW!

here's a tough question... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
Which would be worse come Monday: (1) clydez "the White Osi" and
chicken-chop actually fight and someone gets hurt or in trouble with
the law or(2) clydez no-shows and chopper struts all day?

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
then I get to break his arm and call it self-defense AND he gets to be someone's wifey.

is your gf named Amy? if so, she was pretty hot : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
.

2) : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
Not even close

bob, while I've never met chopper, : Beez : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
I feel reasonably confident in saying that even he is not stupid enough
to get into a fistfight before a Giants game ... and I'm just hoping
that, real or contrived, this clydez fella is just some billy badass
blowin' off steam, because if not, that is ... unfortunate.

chopper ... lol ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
sorry, man ... that didn't come out right ... that even he is not stupid enough

I'm really, really disturbed by this xanga development.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
..

And chopper? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
You wanna break my 8-year-old boy's arm now? I told you ... the boy will completely rip you a new one. He's got SKILLZ!

Is there any chance..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:55 PM
of
setting this battle royal up within viewing distance of the BBI
tailgate? That way Chopper can disembowel this guy for our amusement,
and we might even be able to take a little action on it. Makes a nice
BBI meet and greet.

Wow, approaching 700 posts. : manh george : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
That clydez is a leader among men.

clydez has mad sklilz! : Stu : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
.

I'll go with Door Number 2 : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
bob

I HOPE YOU HAD A HELL OF A CRAP : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
T-BONE!!!

you know : clydez : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
this is actually a very good giants website. i've really enjoyed reading some of the threads.

clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
I was only kidding with my comments, please don't p3wn me like you did to jlukes

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

manh ... now I'm pissed. : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
We could have had a thread like this before we met for our battle royale in The Bing. Dammit!

YAJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
What's your myspace address?

ok, so i'm guessing that was a NO on the Amy thing : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
.

Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to mention that! I still call dupe.

Shut up Farva.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
..

Clydez, don't start.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
crappin' out on us now. This thread has a shot at 1,000 posts. Pu$$y.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Give it a rest already!!! good crap on a stick man! Nothing is going to happen between you too Blutos, so just cool it.

Berry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Maybe a dupe, there's evidence both ways..

Beez, that wouldn't have worked. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
My wife is tougher than either of us, I assure you.

Davis, what evidence is there : Beez : 12/14/06 5:02 PM
in the "not a dupe" direction?

manh ... she was very nice. Perfect temperament for an assassin.

geez : Shaman : 12/14/06 5:03 PM
I gotta go guys...this
was fun. clydez....you should just let it go so your friend doesn't
lose his season tickets. You also don't want to miss this game.

You can stalk me all you want. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
Look hard enough and you'll find quite a few revealing shots of me online. One of them is a full shot of my mangina.

Serious.

For instance : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
I can't see why a dupe handle would not have pwn3d the lukes under his regular handle.

And the style is just not familiar in any way.

Perhaps. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:05 PM
But if he doesn't know jlukes, then why would he care?

i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff.

I've saved this thread as much as I can. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
But I have to leave the office now. Somebody take over.

Ok : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
so how come when you do a google image search for giantfilthy you come up with this?

Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
CardinalX asked if your girlfriends name is Amy. Maybe he was sitting behind you.

So, clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
What's it up to now? How many people are you going to kill at the game? I lost track.

I may feel stupid for it later..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
but I have to admit I'll be training the binocs on 312 every now and then Sunday.

clyde is the cyber winner : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
jlukes still without a response...as for sunday, that is yet to be seen

well not you beez : clydez : 12/14/06 5:11 PM
your not going to be there right?

This post had me in tears Lol! : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:12 PM
Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.

without response : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:13 PM
sorry i work
for a living and have to make a commute home. I dont have my PDA open
while im driving. Yeah, that is mine. Nothing to hide there. How is
that getting pwn3d exactly?

I have a stalker...awesome.

....end bold : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:13 PM

clydez ... as far as you know, no. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
Do you really think I'd put a sign on my car, inviting you over? Nah
... I'd wait until you were into it with chopper, then slice your
Achille's from behind. Then have some hamburgers.

Jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
has a stalker too! Pssssst, want two? I know someone.

and yes, that picture is of me : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
sophomore year in college on halloween. Notice the giants Dollar sign around my neck? Straight ballin'

Bavaro, just because i laughed : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
does NOT mean that it was me that tossed that beer either.

lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Not so much getting pwn3d as much as WHAT THE HELL is with that, that.. how do you kids say it? That Bling??!

jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
in the sense that some anonymous raving lunatic who wants to kill someone at the game now has your picture.

feel free to browse the site if you wish : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
nothing to hide.

Now this is a trick I'd like to see: : manh george : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Clyde is going to rip off a part of chopper's head, and NOT get thrown out of the game.

Davis - bling-blang to be exact : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
and as I said above, that picture is from halloween

OH, Halloween : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
Well I know all about lookin' like a tool on Halloween..

Like a tool? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
I think my boy lukes is quite handsome.

clydez is not gonna kill - or even hit - anybody. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
If he even exists ... and I'm still with the "BS crowd" ... I'm sayin'
there's a meeting, some smirking and jawing and some eating and
drinking, then a football game. Really wish I could be there, just to
see Rich drag the bird.

CardinalX : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
I didn't say you
threw beer. I'm saying that you may be the only witness to the event.
He still hasn't answered if his gf is Amy.

Man : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
I could show you cats some pictures of me that would have you rolling

jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
so you have grown up
some since then? because if you're not much bigger than that picture i
might have to let my gf kick your ass to be fair to you.

jlukes is an A-Number 1 pu55y ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:19 PM
I can vouch for that. I mouthed off, threw popcorn in his direction and all he did was smile and wave. WTF!

me and osi from training camp : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:19 PM

clydez, don't you think it's rather pathetic that you are getting
this worked up over the internet? I mean, what exactly would you tell
your girlfriend on sunday "hunny, hold my beer, those guys over there
joked around with me on the internet and now i need to beat them up?"

ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
the "you're not worth my effort so much so that even my billie bad ass girfriend can beat you up."

Notice how I changed billy to billie to denote the sex difference? Clever.

Psssst, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
Osi is the one in the blue jersey.

so you can bring your girlfriend into this : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
but we cant?

I got an Idea

You leave your girlfriend out of BBI, and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend

Holy S**t! : HOWYADOIN : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
This is the longest thread I have ever seen !

he's not saying much of anything at this point is he? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
I'm also not saying i didn't throw the beer either.

ok, i am definately saying i did not run for security

Ohhhhhhhhh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
the irony! jlukes postin' a picture with the non-white Osi. I think there's symbolism here, somewhere.

clydez, you have pics of your girlfriend?

lukes is savvy : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
And if the bible has taught us anything, its that savvy dominates teh ZZ Top al all times..

i guess not. : clydez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
you're changing your tune now pigeon chest. where's all the aggression from earlier?

Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
no religion.

Coincidence? Jlukes shows a picture with Osi... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
and clydz says he'll be wearing a white Osi jersey.

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmmm"....

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
please show me one
post of aggression by me in this entire thread. (besides the whole
cursing thing). at least 4.28 tim carter was funny. you're not even
creative

Sorry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
If The Republican controlled Supreme court has taught us anything, its that Savvy dominates ZZ Top at all times..

clydez ... WTF! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend

Leaving the aggression??? lukes is flat-out taunting you!

speedy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
you need a new handle (5:21) :)

Shep! : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
LOL. Best thread ever for pure entertainmnet.

i think you need a less on the difference between : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:24 PM
"agression" and "busting your balls"

It's the West Coast thing, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
We're always behind.....

so are you going to be in 18c : clydez : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
jlukes? i'm not here to entertain you. i came here looking for some
a$$hole from the cowboys game. you're a smartass little punk.

Jlukes - don't ask him to go through the entire thread looking for that... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:26 PM
It's too freakin' long!

i'm putting $10 on JLukes he can kick Ian's ass : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:27 PM
who's with me?!?!

Approaching 700..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:28 PM
posts and threats. WooHoo!

I'm with ya! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
I think jlukes has martial arts skills that clydez doesn't know about. Like Chopper....

Who : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
is Ian?

Ian is Amy's boyfriend : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
.

rockythompson says he can beat 'em all up! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
Yes he does.

Clyde, be careful. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
jlukes has a third degree black belt in Internet Ball Busting. That is
nothing to mess around with. His fingers are registered as lethal
weapons.

Yep, and they're cold too. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
.

This is amazing : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:31 PM
has any NFT reached this size?

This is worth repeating : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper
and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll
whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

post 700 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!

clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
How are your knees? Ever injured? Or good-n-strong? Bet they're strong like bull, huh?

wait : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!

Berry - not sure, but.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
some of those political posts got pretty long.....

Think this : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
will reach 1000?

damn : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
Beez snuck in with post 700.

Bill : manh george : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
That can't be right. He says he isn't going to be thrown out of the game.

speedy : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
yeah they do, but they're boring as heck.

YES!!! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
gene, bow down before me!!!

True.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
The entertainment value on this one exceeds all those. Combined.

ahhhh : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
blow it out your hole Beez. I'll get 800!

in an effort to bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
FilmGiant is a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter....

oh, and George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.....

Is this clyde character the same guy : B in ALB : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
who said he could bench three plates? ahhahahhahahaha! Three plates of what? Sloppy Joe's?

Chopper - smack this clown around a bit, wouldya? And don't forget video.

manh ... technically, he's correct. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
You see, this whoppin' is allegedly going to occur in the lot BEFORE
the game. So if he never gets INTO the game, he can't actually be
tossed FROM it.

JLukes is gonna upgrade his seats to the handicap section : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
after he finishes with him in the parking lot

Beez, you're wrong : manh george : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
i
won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe
part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on
the giants at kickoff.

Surely, that requires not getting arrested before the game.

Oh, and clyde... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:41 PM
if
things don't work out between you and your gf, JesseS knows someone you
should meet. We BBIers are a very considerate and generous bunch.

Thanx to all : RAZE : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
you just cannot find comedy like this anywhere else

manh ... yes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
but you're
assuming this character is walking away from a fight with chopper (or
anyone) while several people who actually might have real-life friends
here stare and do absolutely nothing. Yeah ... I think there'd be a 911
call before he got to use his friend's tickets.

Clydez, Chop will beat you 'til the gerbil falls out. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
you can bet on that.

Beez : manh george : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
I'm not assuming that. HE's assuming that.

manh ... you left out a pertinent part : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
for Jesse's requirements: we're gonna need to see pictures here.

Film ... let's see : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
the new web site!

Where is that guy? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:44 PM
I got some beer I want to throw on him.

You wanna throw beer : Beez : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
on FilmGiant now?

Hey Pal, there's a girl in my bed wearing : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
a red shockey jersey. Interested?

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
CLYDEZ HAS A MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile& friendid=138803671 (new window)

No, on : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:46 PM
Ali.

LOL! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:47 PM
LOL!

Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/14/06 5:48 PM
Who is "Tom?"

jlukes : manh george : 12/14/06 5:49 PM
As Sun-Tsu said, keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.

Clydez. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
"i won't miss the
game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe part of
chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the
giants at kickoff"

"Ears and noses will be the trophys of the day."

You meeting at 18a or "the Five Points"?

you know what is sad? : clydez : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
so many
people that don't know me feel the need to insult me and my girlfriend
instead of being helpful. joey in va is the only person here that even
tried to help in any honest way. the rest of you don't seem to care
that jlukes and chopperhatch might get seriously f***ed up on sunday.
or that i may go to jail for this. if i was at a game and any of you
strangers were hit with beer or anything else, i would nail the a$$hole
that did it. if they hit a woman i woiuld throw them down on the field.
but no. instead you act like dicks.

By helpful you mean : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
to find
someone who 'may' have thrown beer on you so you could beat the crap
out of him? what if someone else thru the beer?

that was funny jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
you really got me. 18c pu$$y?

you know what is even more sad? : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
saying you'd be willing to go to jail over a bunch of jab on an
internet message board? Yeah...I wonder why you got thrown out of the
stadium.

i did not : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
or did i?

So... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
"i hope i see you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off" was a cry for help? Hooda thunk?

Clydez : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
If he threw a beer at
you, WHY DID YOU GET KICKED OUT? What am I missing? I think you were
being a dick to stand all game, but that is NO EXCUSE for someone
throwing a beer at you and your girl. Seriously, I dont understand why
you got kicked out.

jgrasty : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:56 PM
did you miss the part
where he climbed over the seats to try to punch out the guy instead of
going to get security and handling it like a man

i got thrown out of the stadium : clydez : 12/14/06 5:57 PM
because a pu$$y assaulted me and my gf and ran away and told security i
was chasing him. just like right now a few pu$$ies here are talking
s*** but will not face me and are already planning on calling the
police if i throttle their friend in the parking lot.

ok : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:59 PM
I understood he ran and
told security you were after him, but if why didnt you tell security he
threw a beer at you? The fact that you or your girl were wet from the
beer should have been pretty convincing evidence. Not trying to be a
ball buster, but it doesnt seem logical that they would kick you out
based solely on some dude saying you were after him.

and i'll do it again too : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:59 PM




















or will i?

I think what's most sad, clydez, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:01 PM
is that you (still callin' BS, by the way, but ...) post a
profanity-laced, threatening message on a board you claim to never have
been to before ... assuming that, YEAH, everyone here would just LOVE
to help you very likely break the law, while the whole time you're
actually arguing with anyone/everyone who is telling you that MAYBE,
just maybe, you might wanna sit your ass down so people who actually
PAID to be there can see.

What's in the running now for "funniest," is that after all this,
you say Joey tried to HELP YOU! BAAAAAhahahaha ... COMPLETE PROOF THIS
IS A DUPE!

And about people here needing to be concerned about chopper or
jlukes being beaten by you ... do you REALLY think a group of 10-20
people is going to stand idly by and allow that to happen? I mean ...
really, man ... get a grip. So you're billy badass. I still don't think
you want to mess with some of the folks who post frequently on BBI.

i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
but they told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because
they thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his
friends.

Beez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
I did offer help,
tactical advice on how to pummel people from my days as a mean overly
aggressive jerkface. Like, last week I think

clydez : manh george : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
Trust me, if you
go after some BBIer in the parking lot, you will need the cops, not the
other guy. Mobs of angry BBIers can get ugly. As a matter of fact, a
lot of them ARE ugly.

Btw, how do you expect to identify him?

YOU!??!? ENRAGED?!!?! : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
NEVER!!!!

Joey, no disrespect. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
It was excellent tactical advice.

"because they thought i was enraged" : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Gee, what would ever give them THAT idea???

Holy Crap : thebregs : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Over 740 comments but yet still no picture of Clydez girlfriend. Is it maybe cardinal X from ca?

Yeah! What manh said! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Andwe have photos to prove it!

clydez : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
First off, I'm pissed
I'm just now checking out this thread. Should've started reading it
earlier. Secondly, you really need to relax. Seriously. Coming onto
this site and talking sh!t about a guy who it seems to me, and I
haven't read the whole thread yet so maybe I missed it where the guy
who threw the beer on you came clean (no pun intended), either doesn't
visit this board or if he does is not going to let you know who he is,
is kind of childish.

It's commendable that you want to stick up for yourself and your
girl but at the same time those that said earlier that you're gonna get
your friends tickets revoked bring up a very good point. If you were my
friend and you got my season tickets that have been in my family for
generations and would have to wait 30+ years for another chance at them
revoked the clown who threw the beer on you would be the LAST person
you'd have to worry about.

For real...if you really want to get the guy back...just wait
until the game's over and follow him out into the parking lot and then
do with him as you will. But to take a chance on losing your friends
tickets because you want to show how tough you are to your girl is a
lil selfish don't you think? If you get thrown out and those tickets
revoked it's not YOUR tickets that are being lost are they? Think about
it.

jlukes : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
thats kinda what i
was getting at. Unless I;m missing something Clydez seems to think he
was kicked out b/c this guy threw a beer at him (which we all agree is
wrong) and then ran to security. In reality, clydez got kicked out b/c
instead of going to security himself (and getting this guy kicked out)
he climbed through the stands after the guy. If I have the basic facts
right, allow me 2 points:

1) While getting security would have been the most
rational/logical thing to do, it is hard to be rational/logical when
you have been dowsed in beer. I'm not saying I would have reacted the
same way (or that I wouldn't have) but I can say I understand.

2) I'm still surprised that security would have kicked Clydez out instead of the guy who threw the beer.

Those two points made, clydez handling of this matter online has been pretty ridiculous.

i concur with Beez's 6:01 post : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:07 PM
.

clydez ... here's my best "fatherly" advice, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
even though I'm older bu not old enough to be your father ... maybean
older brother who is really, really funny at family gatherings and on
sports message boards ... I digress ...

I suggest you meet some of the good people of BBI who are from all
over the map. Younger, older, big, small, tough and not so much.
Ultimately, no one here really wants to fight (except gidiefor, but
he's a big pu55y). But seriously, you're being a collosal jackass and
OF COURSE if you throw punches at anyone at a tailgate, you're going to
be arrested. Because what BBIers do better than anything ... they LIE!
So ... chill, grow up, take a laxative, whatever it is you do to "come
down" off a two-week vendetta, then go and actually ENJOY a great day
with some new people, and, we hope, a HUGE Giants win.

That's the best I got.

this is all bullsh1t : B in ALB : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
but
what you should do, clydez, is right before kickoff as you're making
your way to your seat, go up to this cat and shake his hand - add in,
"Hey man, i was a bit heated at the Bears game, what happened,
happened, no hard feelings." Let him relax and enjoy the game. THEN
jump him in the lot when it's dark out, ya dig? But then again, this is
all nonsense, right? Thanks for the edutainment though.

jgrasty, you are missing a key point. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
There must have been some reason why they thought he was too enraged to
safely be allowed back to his seat. Clenched fists, beet-red face,
smoke coming from his ears, whatever. If they didn't think he was
pissed, he would have been allowed back.

Beez -- just wanna double check with you : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:10 PM
I am pretty sure I have said nothing along the lines of "fighting" or "throwing down"

jgrasty and manh : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
i think
there were plenty of tell tale signs that this guy is a nut (if he is
even real). just look at how is is acting ON THE INTERNET

jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
YOu just said those very things.

joey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
touche

No, jlukes ... when I threw the popcorn at you, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
you just smiled. You wanted NO PART OF THE BEEZ!

Beez, I could beat you with one arm behind my back (holding a sledge hammer : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
it was your brother that i wanted know part of.

Oh ... you meant him. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
Fight? No. Antagonize? Sure. But who hasn't? Of course, other than the extremely useful and big helper Joey.

CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
"in an effort to
bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM FilmGiant is
a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter.... oh, and
George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.."

Suffice it to say you're an antagonistic little v agina who's
secretly involved in the communist underground and who services Bill
Maher in the back of his Prius on an almost daily basis.

Section 321? : AcesUp : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
Phew, thought
that was me for a second. I did throw a beer at this pu$$y and his
girlfriend in section 312 though. He was being an ass by standing all
game and refused to sit down after I kindly asked him to. Funniest part
is that I got him kicked out on top of it when the douche tried to
fight me.

With my brother again? : Beez : 12/14/06 6:16 PM
You and
Larry ... well, my brother reads BBI, so he'll enjoy knowing that two
people in the world are intimidated by him. Although he'll wonder what
part of eating food, smiling, shaking hands, trading small-talk and
watching TV games at a tailgate were intimidating.

Uh-oh - Mgorga is fully engaged.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
Stand back!

:-)

Notice how gas prices have shot up immediately after the election? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
F-in Republications. This time it didn't work fellas...

A public service announcement not to be confused with anything political...

I am seriosuly trying my best to follow this : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
and I am completely dumbfounded. Someone please sum up..

Beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
its just that drummers are so badass

Hey : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
that was actually me
in the shockey jersey.. and i wasnt running from you i needed a new
beer because you and your ugly ass girl were wearing mine.. next time
get ur facts straight! U gay meatheaded idiot... u seem like the kinda
roid raged as$hole that beats his girls anyway.. that musta been ur
sister.. give her a holla for me, sometimes i throw a bone to the ugly
ones!!

Tommy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
* clydez and his
chick had beer tossed on them at the Dallas game. He came here to
"find" the perpetrator and enlist our (your) help.
* all-out hilarity ensued, during which time clydez set a course for
jlukes and chopper, the meanest, baddest BBI SOBs, and has plans to
meet and beta them to a pulp somewhere around 1 o'clock Sunday.
* FilmGiant arrived.

They do have that whole : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
"fast hands" thing.

alright alright : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:21 PM
I'm
sorry. You guys have to know though, in my own defence, that he smells
even worse then he strings together his pearls of wisdom. Couple the
stench with his unwillingness to sit for more then 2 minutes at a time
and it just had to be done. The wind was blowing his odiousness all
over everyone and there wasn't a shower handy.

I think clydez is a master of parody of the type : Del Shofner : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
that gets BBI going. Therefore, I say he is the same guy as ... diego!

Tommy : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
pretty much the guy wanted to know who threw beer at him and BBIers kept joking with him... so he took it the wrong way.

This thread is NOTHING compared to : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
the Tommer/Hash thread. King Kong ain't got nuthin' on Tommer/Hash.

I agree Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
He called jlukes or Chopp a twat earlier. That's definitely a BBI thing.

and FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
she sure looked like one of his "model-friends" from my vantage point.

people that stand when no one else is standing : djm : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
are a$$holes of the highest order. There's this word i'm thinking of....it's coming to me.....ahh yes.... consideration.

Try it out once in a while. Showing consideration for others just
might alleviate some of the problems you are dealing with. Most notably
a soaked girl friend. The jagoff that threw beer on you should be
picking his teeth up off the ground but still, you need to ask yourself
why people are giving you problems. Life is a two way street.

Clydez : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
Just chill man. Chances are he'll be back this weekend.

And you can let him know then.

Its suicide pickin on Chopperhatch and Jlukes.

DON'T BE FOOLED by the pictures you see, TRUST ME they are NOT to be messed with.

Just ask my broken leg..

i think it is a dupe too : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
because a lot of people started bashing him..but he only called out jlukes and chopper...didnt go after the rest

Also, Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
He was so infuriated; he waited until Thursday to post this? I think not.

Does this thread have : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
more posts than the Giants Game Threads? Wow.

Will you people stop trying to make sense? : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
let this guys go looking for a fight in 18c..hopefully he runs into RAZE and that should squash everything..

oh yeah FilmGnat? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
wanna meet me at Section 312 and say that to my bright shiny freshly bleached sphincter?

There are now 30 people lurking... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
just waiting for the opportunity to be the 800th poster.

p.s. FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
he's
closer to 5'9 175. He wasn't joking about the facial hair, though i'm
not sure i'd qualify it as a beard. More like facial-pubes.

Lastings Clyde in D.C.? : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
hmmmm

We gotta get this to 1,000.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
.

Cardinal X : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
If you're gonna fight Film, i got second dibs..i gotta bone to pick with him too!

RasputinPrime : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
Were you in section 312 by chance?

Bill B : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
I can't divulge
any more information...it's a matter of personal security dontchaknow.
Mr wise@ss is going to put a beat-down on me and i'm ever so afraid! 8-)

if clyde is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
going this
week........why the hell did he have to come here instead of waiting 2
more days to go face to face with the beer launcher...i think this is a
fraud handle also

Gene has a good point... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
Dave would NOT miss an opportunity to join this thread - unless he was the OP, of course.....

GMAN like you think i'll leave enough of him to even recognize? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:31 PM
i'm 6 foot 4 and full of muscles. and don't let the fact that i sell
bread and am belgian distract you from the fact that i could tear you a
new one as well.

Actually I just thought of something... : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:31 PM
clydez...if you know what the guy looks like (because you saw him
smiling after throwing the beer right?, why wouldn't you just wait
until the next game and then go after him then when you see him get to
his seat?

You really didn't think this through I see. I mean...that's almost
as dumb as coming on this site and saying you wanted to deface an
Eastern Motors billboard with Arrington on the front of it by your
house!

Oh wait...

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

Cardinal - do you eat vegimite sandwhiches, too? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
?

This thread made me : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
thirsty!

GMAN....he's bleaching his azzhole : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
and you have a problem with me?

Oh and who the hell gets their azzhole bleached? WTF is that? Must be a geigh thing. Figures.

I guess CardinalX just wanted to prep his azz for the spotted owls
I would shove up his socialist pinko azz to go along with the gerbil.

homo homo homo : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
.

YES! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
I told you Beez! I told you!

Cardinal X : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
you're that
bad?..then meet me in the green section on the 21st at Fedex
field..I'll be there at the game with a bergundy Arrington jersey..

he's a World of Warcraft momo : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:34 PM
who wishes he had a girlfriend/boyfriend/realfriend, and this was his
cry for help. BBI to the rescue baby....ALL YEAR LONG!

Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:34 PM
yeah..you can meet me at Fedex field on the 21st also!

wth people? you think i work for Delta or something? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:35 PM
do i look like some sort of teenage mutant ninja power ranger, jumping
all nimbly bimbly from football stadium to football stadium? well? do i
meow?

Cards : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
You fascinate me dude.

Gas prices just went up another nickle : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
Boy did I see this coming.

you know : clydez : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
i guess this is my
fault for thinking that maybe somebody here might have been there and
seen what happened. i had to leave a game early and i don't get to go
to many games. that sucked. i get amped at giants games and i tend to
block out everyone around me and go crazy for my team. i did not come
here to be ridiculed and taunted by a bunch of prissy f@ggots. so i
apologize for losing my temper to anybody that didn't start s*** with
me here. i thought as giants fans most of you would sympathize with
what i had todeal with.

Hey, congratulations gene, you punk-ass punk! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
I wasn't even looking, so ... doesn't count!

You and your slut GF deserved the beer : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
And I'd love to see you get it again!

Yes I would.

GMAN Film can't meet you then : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
he's got a prior engagement with the ESHATUSHAT organization. it's
their annual Chrismas Dinner and Liberal Roast. He's the guest Santa
this year.

Annnnd, on one level or another ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:39 PM
there it is ...

clydez ... sucks to have beer thrown on you ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:39 PM
but seriously ... get some counseling.

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
We all sympathize, this is just very long, very intense group therapy and it worked. Nice Job People, that's dinner!

Cardinal, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
you bleach your sphincter?

It's over? Damn, I really wanted to get this to 1,000... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
.

We can still get it there. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:42 PM
But how ... ? ? ?

sympathize? : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:42 PM
that was
the reflex you stifled with your over-the-top arrogance. You clearly
misrepresented your role in escalating this whole affair and took it
upon yourself to start calling everyone on BBI a F@ggot. You have
gotten less then what you truly deserve. If you really do show up this
weekend you should bring your rain-gear. Golden showers are on you
buddy-boy.

focus Beez focus : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
can't you see we have bigger issues at hand here?

And ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
BREAK'S OVER, folks!

anybody : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
want to meet up upstairs at the game? We can then go to 312 find the Osi Jersey and toss beers on Clyde and Bonnie

hey stan from la : clydez : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
do you want
to step to me at the game so i can shatter your skull, spine and pelvis
and serve you your ballsack jammed down your f***in throat? of coarse
not. you're in la right? not going to the game.

I'll add to : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
the count. Most entertainment here in a long time. Gene, about time for a turnament?

i would never deface an Osi jersey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:44 PM

And ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
PLACES, everyone ... PLACES!

Clyde, make sure your gf wears something sheer : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
i really want to see her rosebuds this time she gets doused

clydez - don't waste your time with Stan.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
he'll unleash some gay porn on you!

The Sadam verdict 2 days before the election : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
Gas prices fell a buck and 1/2 leading up to the election. And the scheme still didn't work...

Rumel! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
Where have you been?

old men having anal sex... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
[shudder]

if you were half the man : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
you continue to pretend to be, you would pour a beer on your own head
when you take a moment to sit down during the game.

Man, I got so little work done today.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
This thread has been GOLD!

Hey clydez, yo mama says hello : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
She's making the bed right now...

bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
why not come by yourself pissboy? you need to get a posse together to come see me f@ggot?

And this thread has deteriorated into telling Mama jokes... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:47 PM
Good work, Stan!

We were so close. But ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:47 PM

yea : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
I go with my gf to
protect her and make sure that she doesnt get beer tossed on her..but
if that does happen I make sure I go on every Forum from the Giants to
find out who did it.. I then tell my gf that I am going to beat up some
guys that were bullying me online...wahhhh..get a clue...and btw I will
be in 18 so...............

This has been : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
one of the
funnier threads I've read here in a looooong time. Kudos to Berry,
Beez, Davisian, bob in tx, Randy, Joey, Filthy, Peter, Stu and everyone
else! Especially chopperhatch!

Gene, i took some decent local shots recently : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
thought you'd appreciate them. but apparently the online website that
hosts them.. only hosts them for a temporary period. they're really
only good full sized or atleast decent sized. not the little crap like
snapperfish.crap site displays anyways, if you have any interest or
suggestions i'll upload them again

Hmmm, clydez vs Stan? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
I'm on your side with that one clydez!

clydez will have to bring his army : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
To deal with me...

my guess is clyde's girl came home : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
and yelled at him

fork you tu T-Bone. : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
i'm tired of you discriminating against me. you never include me in any of your reindeer games

So ... just collecting all of this ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
jlukes, while sniping from a distance ... that's off, and I think
chopper's off, too, although the second he pops back here it'll be on.
This we know. So, TT is on ... and Stan? Well, he's long-distance, so
not "on" on, but on, like a gnat, on. Anything else?

No, Cards..... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
We're cool. Seriously.....

Been here lurkin : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
Been preety busy, not much time to post.

actually, they are pretty decent pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
i'm quite proud of one or two of them

T-bone : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
so a brotha can't get a shout out!

GMAN...I might need some help against you. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
You're angry. ;-)

lukes ... I actually appreciate how : Beez : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
you throw little jabs, then dance ... toss in some "soothing" chatter
to calm the tides, then when it looks like things are about done, BAM,
you're in again. Nice.

Beez. -- he has stopped attacking/stalking me : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
so i stopped throwing stuff back in his face. By the way, did you see his website?

clyde's girl couldn't be home : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
She's still shining my shoes..

Cards... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
Glamour Shots?

Yes. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
clydez has a very nice web site.

Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
all Blacks are angry..i thought you knew that..:-)..

I think you've got it, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
though if clydez starts in with politics, it could get REAL ugly with Mgorga...

By the way, lukes, that's not how I saw things ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
but hey ...

CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
And you'll be at the EATCHITANDDIE picnic.

by the way, have you checked out : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez myspace?
Link (new window)

Stan : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
make sure to send her back over her when she's finished. I'm feeling very into sloppy 52nds right about now.

CardinalX, if you stand behind Rudolph... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
just be sure that your brakes are sound. Otherwise, you will end up as CardinalX the brown-nosed reindeer.

Oh crap ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez? Are you black?

Jlukes : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no this is it
OmG (new window)

JL : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no way he has a friend...no way. He must have split his personality, again.

As an aside, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
I'd really like to
try to get FilmGiant and x meadowlander in the same room at the same
time. They're just an hour apart and I think it might rival the
entertainment value of this thread ... for me, anyway. And that's
what's important. Me.

Beez, it is an art that takes time to learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
you just gotta roll with it for awhile and then attack when your opponent is at his weakest

Cardinal : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
actually you do..now there is nothing in between us except for air and opportunity..so bring you ass down to DC..

Oh and what happen to the FIX on the Debold machines? : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
This election was kosher because the left won.

i'm done here. : clydez : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
wow i thought
that giants fans would be much more manly than this. i hope some little
f@ggot weasel throws beer on some of you and your women at the next
game. then i hope when you are man enough to do something about it you
get kicked out of the stadium. i'll see some of you on sunday.

jlukes's : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
version of clydes myspace is hilarious

And here we go! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
.

no gene, they are coast etc shots from : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
the dana point, corona del mar, newport area. no worries, why bother
showing you them? you see this stuff all the time too. never mind :p

But clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
you didn't actually DO anything. You just got kicked out.

You see, it was his fault. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
He was manly enough to do something about it. Manly=stupid.

all giants fans are not created equal : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
and clearly, you are last in line at he buffet table.

Beez - don't think I don't appreciate your effort here.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
there's still hope we can get there...

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

GREATEST THREAD : Antdog23 : 12/14/06 7:07 PM
EVER!!!

THIS THREAD NEEDS A FIGHT SONG!! : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:10 PM
DIE EAGLES DIE.....IN THE SWAMPS OF NEW JERS Y.....DIE EAGLES
DIE......ANOTHER YEAR OF FUTILITY......GIANTS ON THE RISE.....PLAYOFFS
A GUARANTEE.....SO BYE EAGLES BYE.....YOU LOSERS SUCK YOUR HIST OR
Y!!!!!!!!

CLYDEZ DON'T QUIT NOW : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:11 PM
This thing is finally starting to get some traction.....please

Clydez : SJU Giant : 12/14/06 7:12 PM
your Muslim? I got your back.

I think we may have the BS smoking gun.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:18 PM
"i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM but they
told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because they
thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his friends"

So I'm not real sure at what point he talked to beer chucker
(Cardinal)'s friend about knowing the the beer chucker (lets call him
Cardinal) from a fan site..

But I am a really crappy detective.. (Like Cardinal)..

davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
have you checked out clydez's new wallpaper?

ignatious Reily(SP?) : djm : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
eat your heart out.

The man has taste.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:26 PM
We have to give him that..

I'm part of history... : Big Blue Heavy HIttaz 92 : 12/14/06 7:40 PM
Muahahahhaahah!

896 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

897 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

898 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

899 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

derp... : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I hope Sunday gets here soon.

900 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I rule!

LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
Britt! You nabbed 900 from me!

901 Gene : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
just missed

the best part is : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
it was completely unintentional on his part

damn...LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:59 PM
I know...classic

YES! : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:59 PM

Was anyone else : kcball65 : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
in section
319 f0r the texans when that dude puked all over the two girls and two
guys in front of him, was hilarious except for the puke smell i had to
deal with all through the game

Are those pasties? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
Sweet.

8:08 post : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:14 PM
i so rule!

crap : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:15 PM
either my clock is
off.. or the BBI clock is off... and i set my clock by the official
Atomic clock so.... ding! fries are done

frrrrp : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:17 PM
..

snap! they're back Gene : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
you can make these bigger. look if you like. like if you look. or not no biggy
take a gander (new window)

Heading for 1000 : ArtVandelay : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
So much
for the BBI code of conduct - "If someone does create an offensive post
or launch a personal attack, do not respond to this and thus ignite the
discussion any further. Ignore it and move on. Be a bigger man or woman
than the attacker"

you got a teenie peepee and you smell like funions : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:22 PM
how ya like me meow?!?!?!

Nice pics.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:23 PM
For a f@ggot who would probably run to security if he ran into a real photographer meow.

if i threw beer at you Davisian... running to security would be the LAST : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:25 PM
thing i did...

first, i would lick it off your hot girlfriend (if shep didn't mind of course) then i would run to security

Why don't you back it up Sunday toughguy? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:29 PM
I'll be in the bushes outside of Filthy's house. Lets see if you're man enough to show..

With baby oil..

oh, i'll be there... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:31 PM
and i'm bringing my whole Verizon Network with me

can you hear me meow?!?!?! biiatchh : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
,

good pics dude : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
did you take a class?

in fact : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:35 PM
you can see my summer house in picture #9.

nope, those were all spur of the moment pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:37 PM
that i just happened to have my cam with me and be in the "right"
place. i got a ton more, those are just some i put up the other day.

honestly, i take very little credit for them. i'm just snapping in
a direction. i really enjoy them and enjoy taking the pics. but i was
looking for a little feedback to see if they were anything worth
sharing.

i'd like to upgrade my camera to an SLR and possibly find a free
or cheap web hosting site where i can share fullsized versions.

cardinal, those are some great pics : jlukes : 12/14/06 8:40 PM
i'm the same way, i love taking spur of the moment pictures

"I stand the whole game" : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 8:42 PM
There's a clue. The question is who the fuck is this clown?

Wow, what a thread... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 8:43 PM
Not even a hijack attempt by the usual (unfunny) suspects could derail
it. clydez dominated from beginning to end. My hat is off to you, sir.

surely you jest Gene? I mean, i'm guessing you are joking : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:56 PM
i wouldn't mean to call you shirley... or assume you were serious that
you had a summer home 10 minutes from your normal home... and isn't
summer year round here?

well, it kinda seems that way to me, coming from NY and all.
anyways, thanks for the appreciative comments. i've thrown some similar
ones up for additional viewing comments, suggestions and further
millering attempts :D
comments welcome (new window)

Wow ... 927 and rising ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
with a bullet! And you folks didn't think 1,000 was possible.

cardinal : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
pic 5 of that set is amazing. i started a new thread. post your persona favorites there

Sorry to interrupt, but Miss USA has emotional problems! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:14 PM

So... : lono801 : 12/14/06 9:16 PM
Kevin James is gonna fight the guy from ZZ Top? Im almost looking forward to hearing how the punches went down...Almost.

The line of the thread goes to RinR and his 2:27 PM post...'Im so glad Al Gore invented the internet.'

Just doing my part getting this pig to 1,000....

"I can't really talk about it now," Trump said. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:17 PM
"But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that."

Internet gossip Web site TMZ.com reported that pageant officials
and NBC met Tuesday to discuss Conner's alleged bad behavior,
"including her conduct at New York City bars." The Web site did not
name its sources.

Miss USA is considered a role model and must act accordingly, said
Lark-Marie Anton, spokeswoman for the Miss Universe Organization, which
produces the Miss USA pageant. Behavior such as underage drinking is
clearly prohibited, she said.

Bad behavior. Meeeeeow!!!

Are you kidding me? : Beez : 12/14/06 9:20 PM

MEDIC!

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKUS!!!! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 9:26 PM
.

1,000 post threads are possible... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 9:29 PM
Giant Kurt's "I'm an Idiot" thread topped it with ease a few years back.

Was there ever : Beez : 12/14/06 9:32 PM
a Rich in LA "I'm an idiot" thread? I mean, other than the old man porn.

Holy crap : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:01 PM
I went to a xmas party, had dinner, got a little liquored up and here this thread still is.

So ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:05 PM
you and Miss USA, eh Berry? :)

what : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:07 PM
she had a few drinks?

Yeah. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:22 PM
And Trump is pissed!

Did : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:26 PM
he flip his wig?

Its a comb-over... : lono801 : 12/14/06 10:28 PM
not a wig....

clydez : Melvin S. : 12/14/06 10:34 PM
its a pretty funny
old world. I know three brothers that work at Giants games, one in the
club and two in security and when our gang was drinking some rum after
the game like we always do they were talking about this little tussle
and you should know there a group of security guys going to be on the
lookout for you on Sunday

Beez : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 11:33 PM
You're mixing me up with Stan...

So that's what happened : The Other Mike T. : 12/14/06 11:51 PM
to my Captain Morgan!

Rich, Stan ... : Beez : 12/15/06 12:05 AM
you LA guys all look alike.

i leave to go to the Trans Siberian Orchestra : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 12:20 AM
concert and have some beers, and this friggin thread is still going....WOW

Hey Jints : JohnF : 12/15/06 12:32 AM
how was the TSO show this year? They are going to be here in Albany next week...

JohnF : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 12:34 AM
amazing....even better than last year....you need to go

they play any : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 12:57 AM
John Phillips Sousa?

LOL : JohnF : 12/15/06 12:59 AM
Got my tickets early. I
do miss seeing them in the smaller venues (had front seats at Proctors,
with the announcer right above us!), but the special effects are much
better at the bigger arenas!

they played the RBC Center in Raleigh : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 1:04 AM
the stage was in the middle of the venue....place was sold out....what a great concert

cant be as good as the Lenningrad Cowboys : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 1:20 AM
those guys were amazing and appealed to more than the college boy crowd

there were people ranging from age : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 1:29 AM
7-70 there...not a "college boy" crowd.

once a collegeboy : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 1:31 AM
always a
collegeboy, you want to give the kids a pass thats your business but
they shouldnt even be out that late or in a drug environment at all

I saw them once. Some a-hole was standing through the whole show : Stu : 12/15/06 8:32 AM
so some guy in our section doused him with a beer from about 5 rows back. Got his girlfriend as well.

Stu, I'm getting sick of your crap... : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 9:37 AM
Meet me in Section 17. I'm going to rip your lungs out and stuff them
down bob in tx's throat. Then I'm going to tie both of bob's hands
behind his back and rip off one of his legs and hammer you into the
turf with it to create a yard-marker.

Make it Dorgan's throat and you have yourself a deal! : Stu : 12/15/06 9:39 AM
.

This is getting : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:40 AM
better and better.

... : Beez : 12/15/06 9:42 AM

beez : cjac : 12/15/06 9:44 AM
get your own material

Which thing : Beez : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
was I caught stealing? The cookies?

I'm thinking crushed velvet? : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
.

For the record, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
if any
BBIers step in to try and "save" me, when I'm done with Clydez the
monkey boy, you're next. I have a rep to boost.

yeah : cjac : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
i did that like, 2 or 3 weeks ago. and don't pretend like you didn't see it.

what does : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
cookies have to do with this?

Well .... I didn't ... : Beez : 12/15/06 9:46 AM
but I always "look to the cookie."

JESUS BERRY : cjac : 12/15/06 9:47 AM
it has EVERYTHING to do with. WTF is wrong with you!

still sick... : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:48 AM
that's WTF is wrong! Black and whites.... so I guess this is a racist thing now...

Hey clydez, you remember this flick? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:49 AM

How'd things turn out for the big guy in that one?

BTW, can some one put a beard on Iv...er clydez to make it more realistic?

Berry, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:50 AM
the black and
white cookie is about harmony. Two different sides coming together to
be as one. Look to the cookie, Berry. Look to the cookie.

You know what I wish you would learn one week on BBI : cjac : 12/15/06 9:50 AM
is that all people are equal, and color has nothing to do with it.

Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:51 AM
I see, and for the record beez DID steal that from cjac or Britt.

Why then, isn't that cookie gray? : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:52 AM
Seriously, wtf?

Those cookies aren't about coming together in unison.
They're all about "I got mine and you got yours but you better not step past this line in the middle cracka!"

What color are Canadians? : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:54 AM
.

GF, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:55 AM
magenta is my guess.

Colours. : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
Canadians come in all kinds of colours.

Hey, that would be kind of cool huh? Rainbow bukkake anyone?

filthy : jlukes : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
i know their veins are brown because they are filled with maple syrup

shep : jlukes : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
taste the rainbow?

chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
Only when I grip it real tight down near the base.

Awww : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:57 AM
jlukes thinks shep is sweet!

shep, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:57 AM
I heard if you eat lots of pineapple that can happen

::devouring pineapple::

This turned super gay, super quick. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:58 AM
.

So you've... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:59 AM
....let me get this str8, you've tried to cut off the blood flow to your...nevermind. I'll leave that alone.

Filthy, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:59 AM
but not yet geigh. Then there're problems.

Next... : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:00 AM
it needs to turn policital and then religious, then this will be the thread with everything!

14 more : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:01 AM
til 1000

what was GiantKurts : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:02 AM
thread about years back that could have competed with this one?

http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg : jlukes : 12/15/06 10:02 AM
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg (new window)

BigBlue TT, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:03 AM
about the shed?

OK ... well, then if I stole the cookie(s) ... : Beez : 12/15/06 10:03 AM
here.

We are SOOOOO close : Beez : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
to 1,000 ... who will get it? The big Friday question!

Sweet! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
Granny v@gina with cinnamon!

Filth ... c'mon, man! : Beez : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
It's chocolate babka.

More : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
issues.

Now : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
I see why you 'get along' with chopper so well.

berry, do you have a boyfriend? : jlukes : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
::plays with shep's hair::

5 : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
more

Yeah ... when's Filthy going to be in Albany? : Beez : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
Gotta remember to plan around that.

1000! : cjac : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
.

She's dating Shockey without the abs. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
See, I pay attention.

I still cant believe I totally missed this yesterday... : Curtis in MD : 12/15/06 10:06 AM

i mean : cjac : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
1000!

Safe to say gene won't get : Beez : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
No. 1000? (Or is he lurking, waiting?)

DAMNIT, cjac! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
.

Not : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
for long!

Why? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
Because we both like...errrr, ummmmmm...well, it explains a lot about those that don't get along with me.

What is not for long? : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
Gene lurking or Shockey substitute with no abs?

Chopper : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
I'll save your little scrawny ass..

not : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
gene.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
it's like 7 am
where he lives. Anybody who's on BBI at 7 am on a weekday and has a job
doesn't have problems, they have issues.

Alright! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
Send pictures?

...to Davisian, I mean. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
.

chopp, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
what if they are on by 8?

GMAN, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:11 AM
then I will beat
the black off ya. I saw who you were picking to win this showdown
traitor. Have fun watching me make big wafts of smoke rings come outta
my mouth at camp brahski!

8 is fine Filth. : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:12 AM

nah chopper : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 10:14 AM
i had your
back all the way..i was just joshing, trying to get clydez stirred
up..you know we go back like grits and scrapple..

I'm usually off BBI by 7. : Beez : 12/15/06 10:15 AM
Then back on by the time I get to work. I have no issue with that whatsoever. chopper, you wanna go?

Why do all : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:18 AM
fat white guys pretend to be tough? Why, I ask. A simple question.

I ask, not be difficult; but because I need to know.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:18 AM
does a bear shit
in the woods and wipe his ass with a white rabbit? Come on down to
18...after I'm done with clydez, I'll fix you up with a speech
impediment as well.

The : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:19 AM
anger, I don't get it.

I hope Ben doesn't show up and ruin everything. : Stu : 12/15/06 10:20 AM
.

The martial : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:21 AM
art in question is, apparently, sumo.

Jesus I hope so too. : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:22 AM
But there's plenty of reeds for me to duck into should that beast show
up. I almost forgot aboput that joke(but not really), thanks Stu!

Actually : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:22 AM
it's drunken monkey TMAC.

By speech impedement, : Beez : 12/15/06 10:24 AM
you mean college fund for the kids? I'm there!

Your kids are gonna be : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:26 AM
Oliver and The Artful Dodger by the time I'm done with you.

6'5... 265 lbs, I'll take him down : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 10:33 AM
as soon as I'm done beating JonC

I wonder if clydez got as warm a welcome on the other giant boards he hit up searching for his beer tossing arch enemy.

chopper, : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 10:37 AM
why are you so difficult to get along with?

And some of those : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:37 AM
Geritol
swallowing f@ggots that you and honey are obstructing may have charged
the beach at Normandy, or landed in Inchon, or withstood the Tet
Offensive. Tough guy.

I'm not Randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:49 AM
people that know me will attest that your implication is rather
unfounded(much like your belief in all your cute little myths). But if
I don't particularly like you...yeah, I can be tough to get along with,
asswipe.

unbelievable : clydez : 12/15/06 10:51 AM
some of you are
a real pack of f@ggots. i am embarrased that you are giantsfans. this
is more like a queer tea party then it is a football fan forum. most of
you probably dont stand during games because you are busy giving each
other handjobs under your blankets.

Yeah, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:52 AM
I never stand, fatty.

Wait, wait wait.. : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:55 AM
YOU'RE embarassed that some people on here are Giants fans? That's rich.

Hahahahaha. : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 10:56 AM
clydez wore my pee.

BB26 : JonC : 12/15/06 10:56 AM
It's ON now !!

TMAC, well said.

I was getting worried : Brandon Walsh : 12/15/06 10:57 AM
this thread was coming to an end, but clydez is back!

shepherdsam, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:58 AM
well-said.

clydez is starting to grow on me : Stan from LA : 12/15/06 11:01 AM
He's a man's MAN!

Hi clydez. : Stu : 12/15/06 11:03 AM
Good morning!!

Stan : Bavaro : 12/15/06 11:03 AM
so is his girlfriend

No, chopper everyone (minus 3 or 4 people here) : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 11:38 AM
will attest you are a fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitch who deserves a beating. Never post here again doucheface?

has this thread : hyadoin : 12/15/06 12:03 PM
broken a record yet?

i can't believe : ballzblue : 12/15/06 12:15 PM
this thread is still going on...thank you Clydez, and thank your beat GF too.

Randy ... if you had to assign an order ... : Beez : 12/15/06 12:27 PM
would clydez or chopper be higher on your list of those who are fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitches?

Classic gents.. : ATL_Giant : 12/15/06 12:27 PM
classic.

umm you can stand : JesseS : 12/15/06 12:28 PM
and give handjobs clydez. everyone knows this...right guys?

I like the : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 12:28 PM
clydez. Mostly because he was quick to realize chop's f@ggoty demeanor.

JesseS, : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 12:30 PM
I know you can stand and get one.

Wouldn't that be ... naw ... couldn't happen. : Beez : 12/15/06 12:30 PM
You don't think his girlfriend is ... nawwwwwww.

My favorite line from this whole thread was... : JB in NJ : 12/15/06 12:49 PM
smartass internet toughguy mung eating c0cksuckers

I agree with Randy... : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:09 PM
clydez is a keeper. I like him better than just about anyone on this thread, with about 4-5 exceptions.

God, make it stop : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 1:11 PM
.

Ok randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 1:13 PM
I'll see
your 3/4. Let's put money on this, 200 bucks. If I can get five people
to tell you that I'm not a faggoty douche-face and who will not "attest
that I am a fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitch who deserves a beating", you
owe me 200(even tho I know you are a little weasel and would welch).

Rich, : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 1:13 PM
I know I'm one of the "keepers". You don't have to say it.

As in : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 1:16 PM
one of those posters whose head you want to KEEP submerged underwater

Bah? : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 1:17 PM
Make it stop? PLease?

I checked Giants.com messageboard : kelsto811 : 12/15/06 1:17 PM
nothing, how come you aren't bugging them?

Thanks, Rich. : Stu : 12/15/06 1:18 PM
You're aces as well!

Hi Stu! : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 1:21 PM
.

Hi, 26!! : Stu : 12/15/06 1:22 PM
Hope your day's going well.

This is : T-Bone : 12/15/06 1:24 PM
getting ridiculous.

T-Bone : Stu : 12/15/06 1:30 PM
You probably can't go to the bathroom fast enough to keep up with this. You can take this into February!

Wow.... : Curtis in MD : 12/15/06 1:33 PM

So is there going to be a fight in : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:35 PM
the parking lot somewhere on Sunday? Can someone videotape it? I might be able to get it onto a network show...

I will : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 1:37 PM
take pictures...a collage/montage might be a good idea.

Great. And if you can get a : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:44 PM
dog or a cat involved, that'd be even better. I've got a demographic to worry about here. (Shut up, Randy.)

Chopper's : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 1:52 PM
a pu$$y, so that's covered.

according to clydez.

Stu : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 1:56 PM
It's over 50 degrees in December in NJ and its Friday so I guess I'm doing alright. You?

This thread needs : BigK : 12/15/06 2:00 PM
Some artwork. Chris are you out there?

Berry, you're next after clydez and Randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 2:04 PM
but Randy never goes to games so you're second. When you're as bad-ass
as I am, it don't matter if you're a chick, you're getting your ass
whooped regardless.

66 and clear here!! : Stu : 12/15/06 2:05 PM
Doing great!

berry, don't worry-- : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 2:14 PM
chopper GOES to games and then avoids everyone that might beat him to a
pulp. Though he does like to beat women so there's that. Ah, just kill
him?

Uh.... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 2:21 PM
yeah Randy. Good one. Lol, fuckin idiot.

. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 2:31 PM

I love Fassel in that group shot, but you're a little light : Stu : 12/15/06 2:39 PM
on T-Bone reading.

Love it : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 2:40 PM
Filthy!

pu-leeze : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 2:40 PM
. I know your weakness. You won't win.

GO : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 2:42 PM
BERRY!!!!!

So, so tuff : RAZE : 12/15/06 2:44 PM
like Tuff Turf...

Bad asses, : TMAC : 12/15/06 3:07 PM
with two chins.

This thread is getting to legendary status... : rnargi : 12/15/06 3:13 PM
...right up there with Iggy...

I call fraud : bigbluefan92 : 12/15/06 3:16 PM
You can't have a real fight thread if there is not one mention of how many plates you can press. I'm up to 12.

is that a Panthers fan : Upstate J : 12/15/06 3:17 PM
in the bottom left corner? black jersey??

bigbluefan92, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:29 PM
See NNJ Tom's post at 2:59 yesterday.

---------------------------------------------------------
Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.
---------------------------------------------------------

I'll keep it going : Stan from LA : 12/15/06 3:30 PM
Speedy, Modus and Burr are the 3 Stooges.

Ah I missed that one : bigbluefan92 : 12/15/06 3:32 PM
I must have been lifting lol

What's my weakness Berry? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 3:40 PM
I lock my beers up when I scrap.

Ruh-Roh, Randy's in your corner!

If I exposed it : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 3:44 PM
on BBI, you'd be mad. Not gonna do it.

Hmmm, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:45 PM
seems like Berry learned something about chawper at camp last year.

How about the Cliff notes : O'Dorgan : 12/15/06 3:45 PM
for this thread?
Is there a brawl scheduled?
Who is whipping who?

Davisian - Which one again is you, and which is shepardsam? : Stu : 12/15/06 3:47 PM

O'Dorgan, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:47 PM
this may be one BBI thread that can't be summed up.

92 : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 3:49 PM
He never answered the
question so he must have girly-arms and do less than 3 plates. Not much
of a rumble if you ask me. More like a bitcha slap.

Clydez : Section331 : 12/15/06 3:53 PM
I sit because your gf is giving me a handjob under the blanket.

Stu : T-Bone : 12/15/06 3:59 PM
I think I'm gonna break this one up into chapters or somethin.

T : Stu : 12/15/06 4:00 PM
Can't wait for the movie!!!

Berry, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 4:05 PM
email me exactly what you're talking about. I don't get mad on BBI anymore.

Stu : T-Bone : 12/15/06 4:06 PM
Right! I think it's time to start putting the cast together!

I say clydez should be the guy who played Shaggy in that Scooby Doo movie.

Clydez = Puddy from Sienfeld : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 4:10 PM
.

show me 1100! : YAJ2112 : 12/15/06 4:10 PM

I know who should play his gf : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:12 PM
Nick Mangold's sister...

http://goofyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/holly_mangold.jpg

Ah, damn : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:13 PM
that's what I get for being html illiterate.

Gotcha covered. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 4:14 PM

Now I see why the Red Shockey threw the beer : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 4:16 PM
that chick blocks section 312 and 313.

berry, email me? : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 4:18 PM
I'm insecure too?

Puddy - Nice! : Stu : 12/15/06 4:20 PM
.

Mangold's sister is hot. : Stu : 12/15/06 4:21 PM
I love a girl in uniform.

Thanks, filthy. : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:52 PM
She's pretty sweet.

Hey, heyyyyy ... no makin' fun of Mangold's little sis. : Beez : 12/15/06 6:56 PM
I guarantee she could beat the crapola outta 75% of the people here,
and she's absolutely a tougher football player than 97% ever could
dream of having been. LOVE the Mangold sis.

Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 6:58 PM
I sent the email via FilthyExpress.

hey berry : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 7:39 PM
whats up?

Wow : JOrthman : 12/15/06 7:53 PM
Just Wow

I'm just happy to be in the 3% : CardinalX : 12/15/06 8:02 PM
.

Card ... : Beez : 12/15/06 8:03 PM
are you fighting chopper this weekend?

No : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 9:51 PM
Me and Cardinal are fighting in two weeks..

Vegas has chopper and lukes : hyadoin : 12/15/06 9:54 PM
+570 underdogs.

Vegas has chopper and lukes : hyadoin : 12/15/06 9:57 PM
+570 underdogs.

This thread has truly dominated : BUgiantfan : 12/15/06 10:14 PM
my life the past few days...I love you guys.

We need the : compton : 12/16/06 1:14 AM
106 & Park poster.

plz respkit this thread? : NyquistX3 : 12/16/06 1:29 AM
?????

Sorry, I had to post on this thread. It just had to be done.

Good read : Reese : 12/16/06 9:21 AM
Thanks everyone...

so what time are the knuckles flying? : hyadoin : 12/16/06 3:08 PM
Berry don't forget your camera.

It just took about an hour and a half.. : Charlie C : 12/16/06 4:10 PM
but I just read this thread. I am in pain from laughing so hard.

clydez : Big Al : 12/16/06 6:06 PM
I hope you plan to stay.

WTF? : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/16/06 6:54 PM
That's all you can say to describe this thread.

Filthy : BigK : 12/17/06 12:32 AM
Great artwork...you're a genius

OK ... in the spirit of T-Bone's "Players Only" thread, : Beez : 12/17/06 8:03 AM
place your predictions here now for what you think will occur today, regarding this situation. Here's mine:

Going with BBI "meet-and-brawl" history with my pick. I say
chopper shows, hangs and does exactly as he says - cruises from
tailgate to tailgate. Meanwhile, no one claiming to be clydez ever
materializes anywhere near any BBIer in the 18 lot vicinity, yet on
Monday, at some point, clydez posts that he was there ready to take
names, but no one showed. (And the Giants win.)

..... : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:05 AM
and where's the brownies at the pole part

Well ... I'll be standing in front of my TV : Beez : 12/17/06 8:07 AM
for this one. Can't place brownie's at the base of the 17F pole for
NJBay and RayF this afternoon, but I'll see what I can do from here.

I don't know what chopper has planned : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:09 AM
but he called up last night and asked if I would bring an inflatable pin -- he wants to blow sumptin up

See you soon : Berrylish2 : 12/17/06 8:11 AM
gidie. hyadoin... if I can find my camera in the next few minutes, I'm bringing it.

see you shortly lish : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:12 AM
I'm leavin in about an hour -- I'll be there before 11

Have fun, all. : Beez : 12/17/06 8:14 AM
Enjoy a nice win. (Giants, that is.)

Somebody bring a wireless laptop : GMANinDC : 12/17/06 11:29 AM
I want blow-by-blow accounts of the action

I just called Hope : Big Al : 12/17/06 11:51 AM
She says Chopperhatch is there but no sign of Clydez yet.

I wish we could start a : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:53 AM
new thread for today's events. But this one is such a classic..

Somebody hook up the webcam so we can all enjoy : PetesHereNow : 12/17/06 11:55 AM
Hell, we can charge for this. 5 bucks a view? At almost 1,200 replies? Ridiculous profit margin. Gold, Jerry, Gold.

this is honestly the first time : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:56 AM
I felt left out not being able to go to the stadium.

Did Hope say : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:57 AM
if Chopper is walking around with a plastic cup full of fountain soda ready to attack?

Just saw clydez : Upstate J : 12/17/06 12:08 PM
on the Fox pre-game show...

So far ... : Beez : 12/17/06 12:09 PM
my prediction is on target.

you know that every time Blue fan : hyadoin : 12/17/06 12:15 PM
with a beard walks by.. chopper starts getting all nervous...

I could swear I just saw : hyadoin : 12/17/06 1:00 PM
clydez pushing his way through the crowd behind the Fox crew. Chopper get your mountain dew ready!

So : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/17/06 2:36 PM
is Chopper dead yet?

So ... : Beez : 12/18/06 6:38 AM
I win.

Beez : gidiefor : 12/18/06 8:23 AM
here's the choices on clydez based on our investigations:

1 - dupe

2 - jlukes look alike

Bump. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 9:26 AM
Details?

Giants lose : Davisian : 12/18/06 9:27 AM
Rangers get their asses handed to them.

And chopper wusses out again.

What a crappy day..

So this clydez guy didn't show? Is that the deal? : Andy in Halifax : 12/18/06 9:27 AM
.

Andy : JonC : 12/18/06 9:33 AM
no sign of him anywhere.

Did chawper win by default? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 9:36 AM
.

I'd say a forfeit counts. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 9:37 AM
Chopper = victorious!

Was anyone sitting in sec 312? : Bavaro : 12/18/06 9:39 AM
.

haha i wish i was at the game : jlukes : 12/18/06 9:52 AM
to bad i was busy partying in a luxury box at MSG. Good lord last night was amazing

So no chopper and no clydez? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 9:53 AM
You guys see Joey?

Yes : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 9:54 AM
we saw Joey.

Chopper shoulda' kicked Joey's ass.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 9:59 AM
That would've been Kuehl..

Davis : jlukes : 12/18/06 10:01 AM
nahhh, but totally Awasom

i looked up : ballzblue : 12/18/06 10:02 AM
to sec 312 a few times hoping to see some action but was sadly dissappointed

Did you like Joey? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:02 AM
Or hate him? I like him.

i lik jiminy verry mutsh. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
.

Joey : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
and Mrs Joey (who is VERY VEry pretty, btw) were very likable.

I totally like teh Joey : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
2 get his asser kiked bi chopin

berry you liked : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:04 AM
mrs joey a lot? im getting excited?

Not in THAT way : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:05 AM
don't be such a nuisance!

Joey and Mrs Joey were : gidiefor : 12/18/06 10:11 AM
way cool -- Randy on the other hand .......

He's : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:13 AM
like a six year old who just discovered that he has a pen!s and figured out what he can do with it.

Wow, Joey doesn't sound that cool afterall.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:14 AM
What did he do with his junk?

Ew! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:18 AM
Joey!! What did you DO at the tailgate??

Davis ... : Beez : 12/18/06 10:48 AM
you want a dead composer to kick Randy's ass? Fair fight ... that is, if Berry's right and Randy's 6 with a new pen1s.

Frederick farking : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:51 AM
Chopin..

(((((((((((((((WoW))))))))))))))))) : gidiefor : 12/18/06 11:11 AM
That's Moldy

I saw clydez : Stan from LA : 12/18/06 11:32 AM
At the Knicks/Nuggets game.

Joey does really exist : BigBlue26 : 12/18/06 11:33 AM
And all I know is that if you walk away from a group of BBIers to go to
the bathroom... they are GONE when you come back! (I know there was a
line but it didn't take us THAT long)

BBIers have things to do, 26 ... : Beez : 12/18/06 11:44 AM
fights to have ... or instigate, then film.

As I heard it... : manh george : 12/18/06 12:11 PM
clydez didn't show, and Chopper won two out of three falls.

...or maybe Chopper is clydez. : Stu : 12/18/06 12:16 PM
Image repair?

You really think Randy : Beez : 12/18/06 12:17 PM
would sit idly by and allow that to happen?

Kudos to chopper ... he showed. He deserves something for that. Maybe ... brownies at the base of a pole.

Stu: I've heard that : bob in tx : 12/18/06 12:19 PM
Randy is Melvin S.

Yeah. Me too. : Stu : 12/18/06 12:20 PM
Wish he'd stick to just being Melvin.

Melvin? Bah? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 12:22 PM
I don't get it?

Ive heard Melvin : j_rud : 12/18/06 12:28 PM
is Louis Farakhan

in case any one gives a s*** : clydez : 12/18/06 2:50 PM
the f****n f@ggot in the red shockey jersey wasn\\\'t anywere to be seen.

whatever clydez. : Andy in Halifax : 12/18/06 2:51 PM
you obviously pussied out... if you're a real person at all.

Where were you sweetheart? : Davisian : 12/18/06 2:52 PM
?

Clydez : ballzblue : 12/18/06 2:58 PM
i was there...how else would I know that your girlfriend didn't shave yesterday?

clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 2:58 PM
I was in that lot waiting for your candy ass all morning, what happened sweet tits?

bump. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 3:40 PM
.

Clydez ... I was under the impression : Beez : 12/18/06 3:42 PM
you were going to look for chopper and jlukes (who wasn't there,
actually) before the game? Sounds like you were a no-show. Excuse? I
mean, other than you're (a) a dupe handle or (b) a big chickenshiite.

Snatch you spelled : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:43 PM
"I
was in that lot waiting for your candy ass all morning, hoping and
praying you wouldn't show and had my sunglasses ready in case you
showed, I would then don my sunglasses and try to blend into the
background" wrong.

Randy's rooting for clyde? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:45 PM
You read the opening post? You have the flu?

Yeah, anyone's better : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:50 PM
than douchehatch

Randy.... : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
I'm surprised.

Pipe down? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
..

U 2 suxed : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
also.

Gotta get Randy and The Chopper : Beez : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
together.

Wah! Let's stick up 4 seth! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
He was nice when we talked to him! Wah! Let's forget he's the biggest dick on this board! wahhhhhhhhhh

No : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
questionmark, Dav. PIPE DOWN MONKEYBOY!

Oh, Beez, you too. : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
Sticking up for the douche¬bag.

Ur not piping down? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
jabroni?

I like : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
you both...sometimes. So stifle it, both of you!

but chopper's : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
a bitch?

And you can : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:56 PM
be a cuhnt, so quit it.

Great. : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
Now I'm hard.

Hmmm, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
on Friday, clydez was all...

By Monday morning he's all...

What the dealy?

YES! : Beez : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
The thread ... she is alive.

But ... I stick up for chopper? The fuquer wants to eat my offspring (who will crush him, incidentally).

alright : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
everyone, take a
pill. We are a week from Christmas for goodness sakes. What ever
happened to Peace on Earth and goodwill toward men......and all that
sh1t?

Is that : Beez : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
jlukes? I haven't checked his myspace site in a while.

Berry, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
why the hell are you telling me to pipe down when this asshole acts like a 12 year old?

Melvin, again, everybody who disagrees with you is wrong I guess? You're a piece of lint from clydez girlfriend's anus

gene ... : Beez : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
did you do that on purpose? Christmas for goodness sakes Cuz, if not ... good job.

Wait. : Beez : 12/18/06 3:59 PM
Melvin = Randy?

Shhhhh : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
I'm just trying to make peace! Now stick a sock in it Randy!

I just like saying pipe down to randy? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
And calling him jabroni?

And it has duel power?

Because chopper hates the statements ending in question mark styles?

So I'm basically telling them both to suck it?

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
you arrange for Randy and I to meet, and I'll buy you drinks for a year.

Yeah, apparently the genius : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:01 PM
thinks I'm Melvin. I think it is awesome--it reinforces what many of us
say about his paranoid, persecuted little nancy-boy persona.

Randy : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
is not Melvin. Nope, nope, nope

If Randy is Melvin : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
Who is Milton? There has to be a connection!

some of you f@ggots : clydez : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
may of
been too obsessed with this thread. you can all cheer for your
chickenboy since i didnt run into him yesterday. i got to the game late
and turned right and parked in 16. BUT i did take a walk thru 18 right
before the game AND after the game. i did not see any pus oozing tw4t
in a lt jersey looking for me. since this c0cksucker didnt specify
where in lot 18, i walked near 18c where i was suppose to be parking.
because of that waste of a trip i missed the first five minutes. and
surprise! nobody came to see me during the game.

I love it... : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
this
little fleeb comes out with his corny little misspellings and
grammatical errors and I still catch reprimandings...now you'll
probably tell me I take this place too seriously(couldn't be further
from the truth).

But he does chum the water for chopper? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:03 PM
..

oh clydez : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:05 PM
would you
just go kill yourself already? So you expected me to wait in the lot
all day, wait till 4:14 before going into the game, run right out after
the game and then wait some more? I didn't know they stacked piles of
shit 6'5". Blow me you oaf.

I saw : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:05 PM
someone in a white
Osi jersey in 18C after the game, if that was you, you're like 13 years
old. Also we DID tell you where in 18.

BTW clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:06 PM
I didn't mean to call you an oaf. That was meant for yourgirlfriend with the pillowy mouf.

hey c0cksucker : clydez : 12/18/06 4:08 PM
did you ever tell me where in 18? no you didnt. phew right?

clydez : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 4:11 PM
You dont reside in the DC area, do you? You sound very familiar.

Clydez, : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:11 PM
I thought
it was pretty clear that you were supposed to be in 18C, you smartass
internet toughguy mung eating c0cksucker.

Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:13 PM
Yeah ... they did tell you where. And if you really wanted to find them (him), you would have.

Randy ... what can I do to facilitate the meet-n-greet between you and the chop?

It will be a meet and : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:14 PM
beat(ing) LMAOOLOLOLO!!!

HAWT? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:15 PM
..

Randy vs. Chawper : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
Only one way to get a clear image of the magnitude of this matchup. Google Image Search.

In this corner, standing at 5 foot 7 and 121 pounds, with a brown
belt in Ju Jitsu that he rented specifically for this engagement,
nothing could be finer than to be in his vaginaaaaaaaaaa,
chawpeeeeerrrrrrrrrHATCH!!!

Aaaannnnddd in this corner, a husky 4 foot 17 and weighing in at
164 pounds, known for his appreciation of cross stitch and anything
anal, from the big C.T.....Radneeeeeee!!!!

Leeeettttsss get reeeeaaadddyyyyyyyyyy toooooooo totally wuss out at camp and avoid one another.

I SAID 18C! : clydez : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
AND i went there before AND after the game! where on this thread did he say where he was going tobe?

LOLOLOLwhatever ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
so anyway ...

Meanwhile, I wonder how the "alternate BBI" is enjoying this.

If that's chopper ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:17 PM
...

Filthy, : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:17 PM
where the HELL did you get that picture of me and why are you using it??

clydez ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:18 PM
chicken AND attention deficit disorder.

Yet chopper is such a hero! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:19 PM
Brave as the day is long.

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:20 PM
you talk this game, and you avoid every gathering. Interesting. You and clydez are prob busy filling each other's voids.

The level of bitchdom youve achieved is at a historic level.

But seriously folks ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:20 PM
Randy, will you be attenting camp next August? chopper?

Choppersnatch = : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:21 PM
scared little bitch...WAH!

anyone else wonder why certain members havent shown up on this thread? : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:21 PM
It is pathetic that some people need to create a dupe handle on a
message board to start s h i t just to get themselves off.

The following is an actual call from an OnStar customer... : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
ONSTAR: This is OnStar, how can I help you?
CLYDEZ: Yeah, where the fu+k is the chopperf@ggot?
ONSTAR: Sir? I'm sorry, I don't know what you're asking me.
CLYDEZ: Sorry? You'll be sorry when I bend you in half, shove your nose
up your ass, break off your nose, eat it, and then sh!t on your @ss!
ONSTAR: Sir, if my nose was up my ass, why would you want to break it off and eat it?
CLYDEZ: F=ck you, OnStar! You wearin a Shockey jersey?

jlukes ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
let it all go. Tell us what you really think. Release ...

I've been atenting ever since I saw that pic of chopperhatch. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
He's not nearly that cute in person but then, he was wearing a lot more at camp.

VV, nice! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:23 PM
Actually, clydez is only a notch below chopper's level of neanderthalism

Beez : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:23 PM
i think i am still
hungover from the luxury box at MSG. That is what happens when you kill
a mini fridge full of beers and 4 bottles of wine with your friends.

Come onnnn ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:24 PM
you don't have any friends!

which is why i am all hungover : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:24 PM
had to do all that drinkin myself

Sweet!!! : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:25 PM
On-Star calls RULZ!!!!!

I'm starting to believe that Randy is actually a dupe handle. : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:25 PM
His brand of stupidity has gotta be intentional

it was really a great time, my brother had some friends there too : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
and one of them got to go down on the ice during the 1st intermission
and won the race around the cones. It was friggen awesome

VV, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
excellent. The last line put it over the top.

You are a duplicate of : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
a monkey's rectum.

He's a chronic-master-baiter : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
And you're a bait-eating-chronic.

In many ways, he completes you.

Village : BigBlue26 : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
Thanks! LOL!

Quit it with the dupe sh_t you detective wanna be's... I think
clydez is just an idiot who came to BBI to find another idiot out of
the 78,000+ who attend games.

And I really, really doubt that Randy is Melvin.

You two have to meet. : Beez : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
It's really too perfect not to happen.

Thatw as to chopper : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
So that would make Randy the C-M-B..

I'm really BB26 : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
.

V V -- You forgot : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
ONSTAR: throws beer Clydez

No way Randy is Melvin : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
..

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : Beez : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
26 tryin' to throw people off the scent ... what do you know, 26? Hmmm?

ugh! : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
ON Clydez

Hi schnitz! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:29 PM
.

schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:31 PM
whttaya make of all this?

Dudes -- I read through the beginning : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:31 PM
and end of this thread.

Did anyone make the point that if Clyde's is 6'5" and weighing a
TON, then with Clydez in front of him, the guy behind him probably
couldn't have seen the game even if he had been standing up?

Logic? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:32 PM
No, there's none of that here.

Don't think it ever got to that point. : Beez : 12/18/06 4:33 PM
Concensus was: clydez shoulda just sat his fat arse down.

Let me switch it up on ya'. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:33 PM
Eff Google. Gimme some YAHOO Image Search.

Chawper

Radnee

Interesting enough, when you search for "BBI Sammich Crew", you get this.

Hi Rodnee =;-) : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:35 PM
Beez -- for
the Clydez thing; the guy is a douche on so many levels... Needs to
follow crowd consensus on standing up...like on 3rd downs and big plays.

Clydez also doesn't really know who threw the beer. It could have
been someone else in the section who thought Clydez was being a
jacka$$, which tends to happen when there is an obvious jerk in a
section...others in the section unite against the obvious jerk. All
Clydez knows is that the guy who asked him to sit thought the
beer-throwing was funny.

As for the rest, ech, whatever...

beez you are a : clydez : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
f***n s*** talking wiseass a$$hole. show me where somebody said where in lot 18 prick.

That's a great pic. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
I find the yellow really brings out the colour of my teeth.

Oh yeah, signing up on an internet fight : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
just to pick a fight with one out of 88,000 people is up there with the stupidest things I've ever seen online ever.

And teh Filthy cracks me up.

clydez ... you wanna piece-a me now? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
Read the thread yourself, lazy ass.

internet *site* : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
(Brain jumped ahead...reading too many resumes today)

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:39 PM
It sounds like he does.

I'll give you 3 guesses which piece and where he'd like it to go...

Beez, he doesn't have to read the whole thing : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
just do a "Control-F" on "18" -- more evidence on the grey matter clydez is lacking.

if you were so worried about where : kelsto811 : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
then why didn't you ask, you pussied out you pus$y

clydez, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
18C

18C was mentioned many times in this thread. It's a good thing you
showed up late. One hit on chawper and you'll never be able to wash the
biggot off that hand.

So in summary : Bill Barilko : 12/18/06 4:43 PM
Randy is clyde and chopper's a pussy?

This thread has now officially become boring : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:44 PM
time for me to move on.

chop ... I'm trying to arrange a meeting : Beez : 12/18/06 4:47 PM
for you and your boyfriend. But he won't address it.

schnitz, : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:48 PM
here's a resume for ya:

CLYDEZ

Education
Ass-Kick U

Hobbies
- Bending internet pu$$ies in half
- Standing
- Getting my girl soaked in beer
- Defense of my beer-soaked girl
- Internet searches on Shockey wanna-be homos
- Cheering. And I mean REAL cheering. Loud as f+ck, yo. Not the pu$$y cheering you're used to seeing, you f+cking pu$$y.

Special Skills
- Growing a full, luxurious beard.

Just put out : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:48 PM
a trail of Reese's Pieces. Randy will find his way.

Now Randy wants a piece of Reese? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:49 PM
That boy is out of control.

One unanswered question remains for me.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:50 PM
What is that in Beez's picture at 12:41 on 12/14????

agree : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:51 PM
wtf is that?

ok... i am not 100% certain : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:52 PM
but 97.95% certain i know who Clydez is now.

A$$HOLE! : clydez : 12/18/06 4:52 PM
I SAID 18C! ME! NOT
HIM! ME! IT WAS MENTIONED BECAUSE I SAID THAT IS WHERE I WILL BE!
CHOPERRF@GGOTC()NT NEVER SAID WHERE HE WUZ GOING TO BE! JUST 18!

Shut it Farva : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:53 PM
..

The C stands for chopper. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:53 PM
.

And you two say : Beez : 12/18/06 4:55 PM
you're "from the country?" Riiiiight.

SHE's a little bit country.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:56 PM
I'm a little bit Rock & Roll..

I'm cu ntry too. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
.

weeee-ooooooo : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
someone's jumping the shark.

I thought : Beez : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
you were show tunes.

well, that almost killed the thread right there : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
.

Holy crap -- Quit shouting : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:58 PM
So you cloud people's vision and you're a screamer too. Dude, you're like a Superfund Site with legs.

See? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:58 PM
City folks don't type out "weeeeee-oooooooo." Country girl, for sure.

So whats in the pic? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
eh?

Donnie & Marie now? : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
I think this must be the most officially sucking thread-that-sucked that ever sucked sucking suckage.

Did anyone catch this except me.... : Gmen56 : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
Clydez's post above: "....i got to the game late and turned right and
parked in 16. BUT i did take a walk thru 18 right before the game AND
after the game. i did not see any pus oozing tw4t in a lt jersey
looking for me. since this c0cksucker didnt specify where in lot 18, i
walked near 18c where i was suppose to be parking......"

Now, you do know Lot 18 is for Reserved Parking. You can park
there even if you so happened to be late, there's always a spot. Hmmmmm.

suck off : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
suckering suckatash

Fatty, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
me and other
BBIers were looking over to 18c the whole day waiting for a walking big
grundle and a 265 lb guy with a beard. We saw nothing but a couple of
guys making out in the back of a pick-up truck. Now you might call that
"waiting", but I call that revolting.

That'th Thuck off! : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:00 PM
Thuckering Thuccotash! Holy Ththith, thith thread thuxth!

schnitzie : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:00 PM
rzpct teh classix

This thread= : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 5:01 PM

Clydez is..... really Tiki Barber : CardinalX : 12/18/06 5:01 PM
he's attempting to divert the attention of us fans from the implosion
on the field that is our Giants... by creating a fauxfight

wag the dog Tiki.... wag the dog!!

Davisian, I saw the Ignatius Reilly thread : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:02 PM
Holy crap that sucked too, but this one just might have it beat.

Oh I agree schnitz : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:02 PM
But I meant the Osmonds..

If you were to right-click on the picture ... : Beez : 12/18/06 5:03 PM
you'd see it's ... a TROUGH! Friggin' city folk.

Oh.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
I thought it was an 8-Track holder. For a vista cruiser..

THAT IS : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
NOT A TROUGH! THIS IS:

Davisian -- Oh... : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
Man, the Osmonds are classics? There goes Western Civ, right down the terlet.

Remember when I fought Davisian last year at camp? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
My vag1na was never the same.

Now, how would I know if clydez's girlfriend : Beez : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
drives a Vista Cruiser?

and not just any trough : CardinalX : 12/18/06 5:05 PM
but a 340L-Box-Trough. YEEEEEEEEE haaaaaaaaaaw

Schnitzie, : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 5:15 PM
Irie says Hi! Well, he said Arf? But we know what that means.

I hate my job... : Amtoft : 12/18/06 8:21 PM
so busy all the time. I missed Chopper pretending to be a bad ass again. Thank goodness Randy calls it like it is.

Randy just found a partner. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 9:13 AM
.

I'm a little jealous? : Davisian : 12/19/06 9:21 AM
?

Yep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:55 AM
Randy always gets it right Amtoft. Lol.

Which is funny because : Davisian : 12/19/06 9:56 AM
Amtoft usually gets it Left.

No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Seth, you're still alive? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 9:59 AM
Just great...

And this thing : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 10:07 AM
still lives on....

I was hoping the baby jeebis : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 10:13 AM
took the sethacth back home amongst the angels?

Class act... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 10:21 AM
then you could go to Giants games and camp without fearing for your life.

Well, fear gay : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 10:22 AM
rape. Homo.

I can't believe I missed : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:17 AM
Berry liking my wife! No one said I was very very good looking, I clearly married up

Joey ... : Beez : 12/19/06 11:19 AM
photos, and we could give you some real opinions. You know, about how good lookin' you really are.

Joey, was Seth as big a douche in person : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:24 AM
as he plays on BBI? Be honest?

It never stops.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:30 AM
BTW, Joey doesn't look anything like I thought he would.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:32 AM
What were you expecting, out of curiosity?

An older guy.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:33 AM
::braces for punch::

Randy : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:34 AM
He gave me a beer
after all the sh-it I've given him on here, so he scored some points.
Seth's a good kid, nothing like his BBI alter ego. Very similar to
someone else I know.

Joey : Stu : 12/19/06 11:36 AM
I've met a bunch of BBI'ers and I'd say 90% are nothing like they appear to be here.

Bah, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:38 AM
I've heard worwse
Joey. It was good meeting you and your wife. Sorry the Jints couldn't
pull out a win, but I had a good time anyways.

And if you came earlier, you woulda gotten a Dead Guy Ale or a Guinness instead of a Crud Lite.

Stu : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:38 AM
F U

Randy - WTF?? : Stu : 12/19/06 11:39 AM
Still looing forward to meeting you!!

...and Joey - soiled jeans as well.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:40 AM
I just act old
on here because I'm crusty while at work. I"m actually pretty fun. I
wish I had gotten there earlier, we planned very poorly for the game
which will NOT happen again.

This thread... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 11:41 AM
is just not the same without clydez.

I'm 90% funnier in real life.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
My Mom even said so..

Joey - planned poorly? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
Or
tried to avoid us altogether? Had JonC and I not harrassed you by phone
all day you may have never met all the wonderful folks of BBI. :o)

Stu, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
I never pee myself. I pee on others.

JB, I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:43 AM
AND FEED IT TO STU!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

chopper : Stu : 12/19/06 11:44 AM
I was referring to Joey's last comment.

chopper : Stu : 12/19/06 11:45 AM
I meant your last coment to him.

BB : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:45 AM
I called you guys too, so zip it! I was not going to miss out meeting you guys, lateness be damned.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:49 AM
Admit it, you thought I'd be an old pip squeak!

Glad : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 11:57 AM
you came to
Dorkapalooza! FYI gidie and I even yelled at the Giants sometime in the
3rd of 4th quarter. "Do It for Joey!"

You mean you're not an old : gidiefor : 12/19/06 11:59 AM
pip squeak? Who was that I met?

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 12:05 PM
NOW can Randy and the chopper get along? Please? For Davis?

Beez, I tried a while ago but : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:08 PM
when I tried to disagree with chopp, respectfully, he went on the attack...And therein lies the problem.

gidie : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 12:08 PM
OUCH. Now I'm going to stay at the gym an extra hour tonight. Thanks for the inspiration (you big jerk)

randy and chopper pipe down? : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:15 PM
with eachother?

Davis is : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:15 PM
a douche

notsofresh : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:16 PM
olorolooo!!!

UH OH : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:17 PM
now davisian is gonna get in a fight with a guy (nameless) who throws vinegar at him.

OH! THANKS BERRY! : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:18 PM
You just totally reminded me that i have to pick up a big bottle of vinegar to lime the coffee maker.

Who's better than you?

Davisian : Stu : 12/19/06 12:19 PM
Josh and dad said to say hello.

Where's clydez? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:19 PM
I miss that little monkey.

Hey : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:20 PM
anytime...

Stu : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:20 PM
I'm the third Son, the one he dispwn3d for rampant geigh..

Joey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:32 PM
Oh sorry -- I guess that was me I was talking about -- WTF -- I got to go to the gym now -- chriminey

has this thread : hyadoin : 12/19/06 12:33 PM
broken a record yet?

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 12:33 PM
you're a
fucking liar. Busting my balls and calling me names is one thing, but
that is a blatant lie. Look, you have people on this site who like you
for whatever reason, I don't and can promise you i never will. It was I
who tried to level with you and treat things with the same flippant and
disingenuous manner as you, but you poo-pooed that peace offering as
well. So, now I know that there is no hope that I could ever shake your
hand. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Joey, you got a frame on you for sure. Standing there next to you
and Jon with a cooler of beer next to me, beer in left hand, ciggy in
the other and my ass jiggling made me feel slightly outta place, lol. I
woulda felt better if you guys had seen me running go-routes and making
everybody trying to cover me look like Giants receivers.

chopp? Gay? : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 12:35 PM
Joey, you got a package on you for sure

chop and Joey? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:36 PM
no wonder Mrs Joey was ROTFL

You shoulda seen his post about Papa Twenny Six : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:37 PM
I could feel the moist through my screen.

chop, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:37 PM
stop being a lying, liar? Now apologize and we can let bygones be bygones.

I see posting : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:38 PM
But I don't see piping down?

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 12:41 PM
fuck your life...

Gene, leave it up to you to read FRAME as PACKAGE.

Isn't that what this thread was really about in the first place : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:42 PM
clydez was framed!

Clydez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:43 PM
has no package? NO WONDER!

chop : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:04 PM
You appeared to be having more fun than both of us, so that's what matters! Now, you and Randy knock it off already.

Davisian... : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 1:05 PM
Don't be talking bad about Papa26... you'll be sorry. :o)

Question ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:07 PM
... wouldn't you then be "vinegar-ing" the coffee maker?

Papa26 : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:13 PM
is good peoples. Plus, I am currently in his favor as I have complimented him on his hands and fed him a beer.

Joey, i have a great time in just about whatever I do. Even with
glass in my foot and JonC talking to me about his Awesome Hour Upper
Body home workout all the time. Or is that Jon Basedow? Potato, Potahto.

vinegar-ing : Kyle in PA : 12/19/06 1:16 PM
LOL! you guys are hysterical!

Papa 26 : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:18 PM
Looks strong enough to pull the ears off a Gondar

Joey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:18 PM
did you shake his club?

snatch what are you like 12... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:19 PM
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Keep trying buddy...try mentioning poo that usually kills...oh wait you did. Sorry keep trying though.

Uh ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:20 PM
"vinegar-ing" ... that
was a serious question. I mean, how can you "lime" the coffee pot by
putting vinegar in it. Ya know?

How do you : Beez : 12/19/06 1:21 PM
compliment a man on his hands and make it not gay? Seriously.

Beez : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:21 PM
you got sumptin against the Brits now?

gidie, nope. : Beez : 12/19/06 1:27 PM
I love me some
Tetley tea, a good Sunday roast, big clocks (L ... CLOCKS!), Led
Zeppelin, Rachel Weisz and Keira Knightley, not necessarily in that
order.

well they don;t like the term limey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:29 PM

Which, fortunately, : Beez : 12/19/06 1:31 PM
I didn't use. :)

Larry : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 1:33 PM
likes everything Limey.

However ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:34 PM
photos of Ms. Weisz and Ms. Knightley seem appropriate here.

Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on fucking yourself.

gidie : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I did, it was like shaking hands w/a catcher's mitt

Wow. : Beez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
clydez got past the filter. NICE!

Chop, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:38 PM
I'm waiting...

Interesting that someone is trying to : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:41 PM
frame me as being clydez. That, or he is a terrible reader.

Amtoft, you're an idiot.

Beez, you start by shaking the guy's hand, begin wincing a bit and you say "Gyot dayum that's a helluva grip!"

okay.. I'm going to go out on a limb here : hyadoin : 12/19/06 1:42 PM
and say clydez is someone else from a while back, who is a born again
BBIer (formerly banned) who came back to stir up some shi.. He got past
the filter.. I just learned how to do that last week. Believe it or
not.. it was Chopper that told me how.

chopper told : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
me he don;t need no stinkin filter

So, after you say all that ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
do you mutter, "sailor?"

frame you my a$$... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
you just
got busted. Holy sh!t to get out of being a pu$$y from backing down
from Ben like a bitch...you make this 6'5 250 guy that wants no piece
of you... BAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Dad doesn't know his own strength : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 1:45 PM
and has nearly broken a lot of hands just saying hi. He's a big guy for
sure, especially if you screw with his daughter. :o) But he has a heart
of gold and would give anyone the shirt off his back.

You should see when he "high fives" my 3.5 year old. Poor kid's
hand turns bright red and he looks at my dad and says "what the heck
Papa?"

NOW : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:46 PM
we're getting somewhere. I need more proof though and I'm way too lazy to investigate.

Backing down from Ben? : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:46 PM
Who, what? huh?

come on this has snatch written all over it... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:48 PM
Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on f#cking yourself. wait let me fix it for you

Amtoft, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on f#cking yourself.

Woah! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:51 PM
CAUGHT!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joey : cjac : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
go rent the pre season on DVD then come back to this thread

BWAHAHA, : Andy in Halifax : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
chopperhatch is busted. How pathetic do you have to be to create an internet adversary to make yourself look cool?

How is taht caught? : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
eye em lozt agin?

I diidn't post any of those things... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:54 PM
Now I know you're not worth my ire. If you were in the know with the
Ben situation at all, you wouldn't have brought that up. Enjoy life
Amtoft.

BB26, your Dad is seemingly very very nice. You're lucky.

Randy, likely story.

huh? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:55 PM

WOW! : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 1:55 PM
Didn't see that coming.

BEST

THREAD

EVER!!!

Andy, i didn't post either of those things. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:55 PM

Shep.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:56 PM
I am NOT clydez...

Joey, to your original question, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:56 PM
apparently pre-camp, choopercabra was PO'd at Ben and was talking
smack. They were planning on meeting at camp but when the opportunity
arose, chooperduper wore his sunglasses at another table, avoiding Ben.
To make it worse Snatch went after Ben again verbally AFTER camp, just
to confirm his level of douchebaggery.

Hmmm look chopp...i mean clydez... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:57 PM
could break the filter all thread.

beez you are a : clydez : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
f***n s*** talking wiseass a$$hole. show me where somebody said where in lot 18 prick.

Now all the sudden when chopper went to reply to me. Clydez broke
the filter. Hmmmm...You are freakin moron!! You picked a fight with
yourself?? BAHAHAHAHA

... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:58 PM
ckydezhatch?

If I picked a fight with myself... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 1:59 PM
I'd at least of had one of me get my ass kicked royally.

Does anybody else : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:59 PM
understand this? At all? I'm more baffled than anything else. Amtoft,
I'm at work dipshit, if I kept logging in under diff't profiles, Eric
would see my IP. But you're too friggin dumb to consider that aren't
you?

Innnnnteresting. : Beez : 12/19/06 2:00 PM
Hard to believe it's chopper as clydez ... but still, verrry interesting about the "broken" filter. Hmmmm ...

Let's see. Who else doesn't use the said filtration system. Could it be ... DAVE?

FMiC ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:00 PM
huh?

That post was from 1:35 that Amtoft said i : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
posted, look up at 1:35. NOT chopperhatch

Wow. : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
That was... unexpected. Yet, expected.

No it is classic... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
he knows
he is a pu$$y, so he makes it so a 6'5 clydez (isn't that Ben's height,
the man you already pu$$ed out from) that is to scared to come meet the
super tough choppersnatch. Classic desperation of wanting to be loved.
This is great

Hmmm ... I'm at work ... where : Beez : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
they let me drink beer in my office ... and where MAYBE I could access
a co-worker's computer to sign on momentarily, then back to being me
... Hmmmmm ... Innnnteresting.

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
is right.. there are plenty of people who can get past the filter. It's Not that hard.

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
is right.. there are plenty of people who can get past the filter. It's Not that hard.

Beez... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
if i
went through the trouble of creating an alternate handle and got into a
fake argument - somebody was going to get an ass kicking out of it.
Makes the story that much better.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
you really this stupid?

How much : Beez : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
does Ben weigh?

This is UNBEE LIEVABLE! : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:03 PM

I dunno, chop ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
I'm pretty stupid ... er ...

Im sticking with : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
my gut
here. I believe clydez is a dupe from the DC area. Is there any chance
that this DC area poster would miss out on this thread? I think not!

Let me rephrase that ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:04 PM
"How much does a Benweigh?"

If chopper is not clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:04 PM
than I gotta give clydez props for being a lot smarter than he originally let on.
That's either a near perfect framing, or a near perfect fu¢k-up.

No interaction between Amtoft and clydez whatsoever up until...

snatch what are you like 12... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:19 PM
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Keep trying buddy...try mentioning poo that usually kills...oh wait you did. Sorry keep trying though.

Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on fucking yourself.

chop : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
I think the
insinuation is that clydez cannot manipulate the filter, but all of the
sudden he could after all the $ and @ he was using. You are adept at
cursing around the filter, so I th ink the assumption is that its you.
I think clydez could figure it out the same way everyone else has. I
thnk it's too much hassle to do myself, so I use the ever clever -
between letters. I am so f-cking lazy

Why I oughta......... : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:05 PM

sure Berry, but clydez couldn't... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
until he responds to me. Weird that it was a response that chopper
would say and he was the only one I was talking to. Oh chopper you can
post from the same PC with different IP addresses, but of course you
already know this, right?

I'm with gene here ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:06 PM
or at least still leaning that way. In any event, it quells the boredom.

Hehehehe, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:06 PM
maybe someone is trying to frame ole choppy here, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.

shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
You truly have
surprised me. You fell for that that easily. And to think you lecture
other people about being dumb. Fuck you dude.

Amtoft... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
breaking the
curse filter is not, by any means proof of identity. It's certainly
plausible, and many agree beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it is not
chopper and indeed a dupe.

So ... who else makes merciless fun : Beez : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
of chopper ... who hasn't really been a presence here? Well, there's
... yeah, there's him. And then his friend, that guy. There's those two.

Ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:08 PM
now shep-chop is on again.

Merry Christmas everyone! The thread that gives and gives ...


chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:08 PM
Right back at you candy-pants.

yeah Shep... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
I think I might
agree. Rather than it be a clear f-ck up by snatch, clydez is smart
enought to quickly think of framing snatch to make him look worse than
he already does, breaking a filter even though he hasn't yet, and
responding just like snatch would, so that everyone would see...oh wait
no to complicated...he f-cked up.

someone collect the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
evidence and then TMAC and I will issue a ruling. Maybe someone can go
through this thread and see if hatch and clydez ever posted within the
same minute. Not conclusive, but a start.

This is... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
baffling. I'm going to sit next to GMAN and have some Twizzlers.

Beez, I just use dthe word quel in an email. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:10 PM
Are you me?

And with : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
"clydez"'s usage
of $$$ and @@@ and whatnot, that doesn't mean sh!t. It doesn't mean he
couldn't get past the filter. I censor myself and I know how to get
past it. Therefore, objection over-ruled. Find a better line of
questioning.

I don't know why the curse filter thing matters to anyone. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
It was the answering of Amtoft's post that made it look like clydez might be chopper.

Brainfart or stroke of genius, no one knows but chopper and/or whoever clydez really is.

Amtoft, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
You are missing the part where I don't believe clydez was ever real, doesn't make it automatically chopper.

I'm clydez! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
FIGHT ME!!!

Based on Amtoft's 2:09 post ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
leaning more and more heavily toward gene's premise.

Smiegel / Gollum : cjac : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
=

Chopper / Clydex

tricksy hobbitses

Oh no, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:13 PM
the cavalry is failing.

cjac- : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:13 PM
tricksy, FAT hobbitses.

Randy, I got your e-mail. : Beez : 12/19/06 2:14 PM
I
stole it from that. Do you actually know to whom you're sending e-mail?
I'm not actually "Beez." bwwwwaaaaahahahahaha ...
***lightningstrikingfollowedbythunder*****

I'm sorry beez, but if he buys this , : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:14 PM
then that says a lot about what kinda person he is.

Berry, but why stop being lazy now... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:15 PM
and break through the filter at that point. Why so he could frame snatch? Come on does anyone really believe that?

tricksy : cjac : 12/19/06 2:15 PM
fat chopperses....

posts : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
in the same minute:

if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM want to mouth off to me
that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it really doesn't
matter. but it is classless some of the things you are saying about
mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you are all
talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip your
jugular out of your pewny necks.

sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I really don't think much of any of this : Beez : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
actually says a whole lot about any of us ... but hey, what the hell do I know?

If someone did frame chopperhatch, : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
my hat is off to him/her. That's an outstanding build-up. The patience
to execute that maneuver is nothing short of magnificent.

Well-played. Well-played, indeed.

chop, you're screwed, buddy. Maybe Eric can look at the IP's for
those posts, but IP-anonymizers are easy enough for even you to use.
You've got no plausible-deniability whatsoever.

Berry what does that prove... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
nothing really

Amtoft... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
and besides, the rest of the 'cool' guys have shown up, further eluding to this not being chopper.

Berry ... maybe : Beez : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
chopper has an
intern, and in the office the intern has a laptop, and when the intern
went to lunch ... well, you get where this is going.

Berry what does that prove... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
nothing really at all

Whatever, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
you guys have
fun with this. Lots of peoples' level of intelligence has been revealed
here. Not to mention their gullibility

Are these in the same minute? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:17 PM

Posts in the same minute? : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
I know the supercomputer that runs BBI takes a dirt nap 3-4x a day, but
posting twice in a sixy-second timeframe isn't hard, at all.

Define ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
"cool" guys.

did I succeed? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:18 PM

chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
Yet once again, you prove that you are unable to properly read through one of my posts.

If you had taken the time to actually read what I had posted and
not what preconceived notion you had in that noggin of your's what I
meant, you'd see that I didn't actually accuse you.

Don't worry, I don't expect you to re-read my posts.
Much easier top imagine what someone means and then fly off the handle.

see berry I posted : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
twice in the same minute. 60 seconds is a long time.

Okay... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
I'm here, so now the "Cool Guys" comment holds water.

no way do i believe : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
chopper
is clydez -- chopper is youthfully exhuberant -- clydez is
transparently crazily stupid one minute then malicious and calculating
the next -- those personalities don't mesh well --

I for one have spent time with chopper and he's a fun lovin guy --
allbeit a bit nutty -- don't buy it -- Amtoft and Randy - you both
would like him -- I pretty much guarantee it

Nope. It's not at all ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
in
fact, I can type and type and make a long-winded post, the kind that
rankles the likes of those in Georgia, and then hit the clicker ...

I failed that time : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:19 PM

How about this time? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:19 PM

And : Beez : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
post again immediately. Same minute?

Oh, and Gene-o.... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
I'm gunnin' for 1500, bra'.

Hell, me and the guy : Beez : 12/19/06 2:20 PM
in Georgia with multiple posts at 2:19.

Screw you, Britt ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:20 PM
1,500 is mine. You guys are slow.

It's funny that: : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:21 PM
Amtoft chimed in when Dave in DC(Lastings Milledge) got on me about the Ben thing

That Danger Moose, Lastings and a lot of the other recent chimers tailgate together.

Again, this doesn't really bother me except for the fact that Beez
and shep are really this fucking dumb to consider this.

True... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:21 PM
it's not that hard, and DM has a point. However... too many variables... it just doesn't matter.

Where'd the Superfecta thread go? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:22 PM

I've already got my sniper software... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
Programmed to post "FIRE COUGHLIN" a split second after 1499, so unless
you are faster than my computer, it's a lock. Although your prowess at
posting two times in under a minute is somewhat impressive.

gidie, chopper tones it down when he's in person apparently, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
but the crap he posts here at times is inexcusable and pitiful. No, I wouldn't like him.

I only asked the " post in : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
the same minute" question to see who would come to chop's defense(and
because I'm computer stupid). Berrylish2, I think you should allow the
accused to handle his own defense.

but as you can see : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I'm just as fast

shep ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
Is he talkin' to us?

gidiefor... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I
wouldn't count on it. There are more than a few people who have hung
out with the guy and it looks like it only made him be a bigger jacknut
in their eyes.

That's rare on BBI. Once I meet somebody here, I usually can't
seriously rip them, because the ones I've met are undeserving of such
scorn.

Maybe I just meet the high-quality people.

This is fascinating : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
Theater.

I chimed in : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
because you like
a bitch you started calling Ben names behind your computer, when Ben
wasn't even on the thread. It came out that you hid from him when you
had a chance to put those words to use.

: Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:23 PM

Curious ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
which people who
have met chopper (other than schnitzie) still don't like him, at least
a little bit? (Not a oaded question, but a literal one.)

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

FMiC : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
You havent met the caviar of BBI, me. I smell just like fish eggs.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

bob... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
doesn't matter to me.

: Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:24 PM

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

I'll bring... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
djm with me when we meet. He loves eggs.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
...

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
you lost to Curtis.

I met him this weekend : JOrthman : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
seemed like a good guy to me.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Is it mine now?

1500 was mine =) : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:25 PM

So.. wait, this is about tailgate-envy? : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
I'm confused. I'm even more confused that someone would think I'd take sides with DaveDC/Lastings.

I just clicked this thread because I couldn't believe it was still going...

GOD& ^*& %^$(& ^%(!!!!! : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Oh, crap ... am I Clydez?

Effin' : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Curt!

Once again shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
you
seem to think that I am flying off the handle. Defending myself? Maybe
a bit. Flying off the handle? Not at all. You're an asshole dude. Now
go ahead and tell me I'm stupid, or that I take things too seriously.
You're a fucking loser who's clinging to dreams of being a rockstar,
but you're pushing pencils and trying to sound like you are deeper than
anybody else on here. Again, I'm saying this with a perfectly calm
demeanor and not flipping out. You're a 40 year old wannabe who's got
nothing to show for it but a hair band do and a smart-ass sense of
humor.

Well ... at least : Beez : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
Britt and gene were shut out.

Well, : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
1500 may be yours, but when 1600 comes around, I'll be there.

If it makes it to 1700, you'll see me.

1800, I live for it.

2000-0-0 party over, it's out of time.

JO... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
did he say hi I am clydez or snatch?

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:27 PM
I like you man, you make me laugh.

Randy - : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
chopper doesn't
tone down -- he's a chatterbox in person -- you can't make him up --
believe me -- well I like him lots -- so there --

Fatman -- you always seem discerning - in a demanding way - so its
possible he wouldn't fly through your filter due to his numerous
inconsistencies -- but probably I wouldn't make it through either --
because I'm far from perfect in any sense of the word -- however, like
chopper I am fun lovin

Dreams of being a rockstar? : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
That's too funny, I haven't even played in a working band in years,
once again, you show that you simply don't pay attention.

You are a treat to watch on BBI though, I'll give you that.

You all : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
need to get a life.

Chopper... low blow to Shep, not cool at all.

Beez... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
shep met snatch and
it appears they don't like each other. Funny how clydez hasn't posted
again since snatched f-cked up.

Choppez : cjac : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
don't listen to these
guys. i think what you did was brilliant. you should be happy you got
caught, it shows how intelligent you are. I never thought you'd be
smart enough to pull something like this off. Kudos

And there's chop's true colors... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
Hitting people (or attempting to) below the belt from behind his
computer. While people are patting you on the back and telling you that
you aren't such a bad guy, I'd love to bitch slap you.

C'mon man... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
this is getting out of hand.

I like chopper, he was a cool dude in person, and we had a lot of fun at camp.

Chop, take it easy on shep, and vice versa, shep.

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:29 PM
Apparently, I'm also 40 and pushing pencils.

Mo-ron.

Funny : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
that Randy chooses "B!tch slap" rather than a manly "I'd love to knock you on your asz" geigh?

this is why so many people : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
don't like snatch. He is an a$$hole.

Does this mean : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
that one of the fat white guys in the fake fat white guy fight was a fake fat white guy?

Guys, I couldn't care less what he posts about me. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
Really, thanks but It's not going to bother me in the least.

chopper:I agree with cjac. : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
You should take a bow for such a great hoax. Just delete this mess and
like everything else, after 72 hrs, no one will care.

Amtoft ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
I had the impression
that when they met at camp, they got along fine and had fun. Then there
was an e-mail (not sure) ... some things were said - yadda yadda yadda
... 40 with a hair band.

HEY : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
I haven't been in any fights.

Sam, that's because you are : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
(relatively) sane.

Danger, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
Lol, yeah, that's what it is...

1533! : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
I rule!

bob ... lol ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
72 hours? lol ...

You stole that.. : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
you son of a bitch. I'll fix you.

yah : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
lol

Bah?

Beez... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
as soon as you ask the question, you get the answer.

Now ask if we will win this weekend:)

soooooo : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
what's the score?

I still think it's funny : Beez : 12/19/06 2:34 PM
that
chop thinks I believe/disbelieve any of thios thread, or that I've
invested anything in it ... other than the sport of just keepin' it
rollin' along.

I was coveting 1533... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:34 PM
and I would've had it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling California hippies.

in 48 hours no one will care : cjac : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
I however, will admire you forever for what you've pulled off here. Bravo sir.

As someone with no dog in this fight... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
"clydez" coming out of nowhere to respond to a post directed to chopperhatch is pretty strong circumstantial evidence.

I'd cop to setting this up as a gag and getting busted, or you're
going to have 100 posts a day with people calling you clydez.

derp? : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
1567 is on my radar!

For the record I am : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
reevaluating the value of fake fat white guy fights in light of the
disgraceful performance at the Garden the other other night. Those
brothers should be ashamed of themselves.

I still think its funny : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
that chop thinks I believe/disbelieve any of thios thread, or that I've
invested anything in it ... other than the sport of just keepin' it
rollin' along.

Oops! : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:36 PM

Really, this needs to be posted as part of a : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:36 PM
day-night doubleheader.
Game 1: chopper 1-rest of BBI until Amtoft pulled his(chopper's)pants down 0
Game 2: shep 1-chopper 0.

hahahahahah : cjac : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
why would anyone pretend to be Beez.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
How many pencils can you push at once? Like 100?

Well... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
I guess the secret's out...

Shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
who said anything about being in a band? And I don't read well...

Britt and whoever else thinks that was a "low-blow", please tell
me why I shouldn't take my shots? This guy will change direction more
than the goal post flags at Giants Stadium so long as he can laugh at
someone.

clyde's sudden silence : Bill Barilko : 12/19/06 2:38 PM
speaks volumes.

hahahahahah : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:38 PM
why would anyone pretend to be Beez.

They're all : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:39 PM
coming out of the woodwork today!

Berry : cjac : 12/19/06 2:39 PM
If i were you for a day, i'd never get out of the shower...

cjac ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:40 PM
it's the 40 time that draws them in.

Genetics deprived me of band hair : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:40 PM
but provided me good abs; the shoes are store bought. Very well.

clydezhatch, dude are you retarded?? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
"Once again shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:26 PM you seem to think
that I am flying off the handle. Defending myself? Maybe a bit. Flying
off the handle? Not at all. You're an ass¬hole dude. Now go ahead and
tell me I'm stupid, or that I take things too seriously. You're a
fu¬cking loser who's clinging to dreams of being a rockstar, but you're
pushing pencils and trying to sound like you are deeper than anybody
else on here. Again, I'm saying this with a perfectly calm demeanor and
not flipping out. You're a 40 year old wannabe who's got nothing to
show for it but a hair band do and a smart-ass sense of humor. "

This thread is going to make my week fly by. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I'm so glad I started it.

chop, ya know ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I didn't think shep was really on your case ... not for real, anyhow.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
;)

I mean clydez. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I'm so glad clydez started it.

I guess I'm just a lousy wannabe rock star, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
having given up the whole band thing for the married life and all.

At least I still have my pencils?

Randy he probably thought : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:42 PM
he typed that as clydez and was shocked that Shep was so mad.

I know : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:42 PM
what I'm getting shep for Boxing Day!

chop: do what JB suggested. : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
Time to cop a plea. Fess up, do the time in the hole and come out with
a new life. Like that guy who peddled all those junk bonds.

sorry Shep... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
you aren't mad at all. My bad

Berry, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
Curlers or pencil sharpeners, can't go wrong either way there.

Electric : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
sharpener or crank?

bob never going to happen... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
he is going to hope like OJ that he can get off.

I was gonna : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
get you a Pencil Cup... ya know for protection from, well, you-know-who.

The Hell? : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
Step out for some shopping and come back to this?

* I don't think chopper is clydez, and I'm pretty sure Eric can prove it.

* I don't understand why chop got all pissy with shep for laughing at the mess of it all. It was pretty effin' funny.

* I. love. this. thread.

how about a guitar : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
pencil sharpener?

wait : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:45 PM
now chopsey is Karl Ichan........ wa happened?

Mike : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:45 PM
Millken. Plus he dropped the touper. Win-win.

chopper -- : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:46 PM
see what happens when you make jlukes throw up : )

I'm actually glad this happened gidie... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:47 PM
now I know how to look at some people when i see them at camp or whatever.

Yeh, behind these. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:49 PM

There's that.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
But now I'm just hoping I can get some free pencils at camp..

Amtoft..... : cj : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
wait for the book, "If I was Clydez this is how I'd do it".....

Davisian you can : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
mask IP
addresses pretty easy. So you are with the theory that some random dude
clydez shows up, can't break the filter, picks a fight with snatch of
all people, says he is 6'5 the same height of Ben who snatch already
ran from, threatens to beat him, never shows up, making snatch feel all
powerful and that people love him, then out of nowhere replies like he
was snatch perfectly, including breaking the filter, to frame him and
make him look bad, in the matter of minutes of thinking, uncluding
coming up with the classic snatch response to get revenge for????

No you are right. It could happen.

I just look, : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:50 PM
for me it's reflexive. Don't even think about it.

OWNED by : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:50 PM
the berry!!

cjac, fess up : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 2:51 PM
You dressed up like Beez for Halloween, didn't ya?

Amtoft, : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
really? Do tell... Not that I would ever do anything like that...

I just want to know...you know, for a friend of mine.

cool cj... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
hopefully the book can help pay to find the real clydez.

I seem to remember that cjac : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
was Beez for Halloween on some thread

I vow that I will not read this thread again, : Beez : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
having lived through it to this point ... but Amtoft, I don't think
clydez actually picked a fight with chopper ... I think chopper came by
much later, after all the other skirmishes had waxed and waned. Then
again, he did take it particularly easy on me, which the guy gene
suspects most certainly wouldn't have done ... unless, of course, that
was just reverse psychology ... in which case ... BRILLIANT! (I need
pencils, too. Is there a list forming?)

I SURE DID! : cjac : 12/19/06 2:53 PM

I dressed up like a sexy bizatch : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
on Halloween. And I didn't even know it was Halloween.

Yeah Amtoft... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
or it
could be that someone sent out a heads up via email to all their little
cohorts and executed their little plan. Believe me I know what's going
on.

Ooooo ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
ouch.

Okay, Amtoft made the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
case for the prosecution. Davisian-would you care to address the court before TMAC and I render judgment?

Paranoia : Bill Barilko : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
is creeping in.......

uh oh : cjac : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
you read the thread again...... LIAR!

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:55 PM
TMAC = GiantFilthy now? The confusion sets in ...

Amtoft : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:55 PM
I think you're
stretching the timeline and circumstances a bit to suit your theory,
but I expect that from you from your political thread legacy..

I'm still just wondering why he went after shep.

This is gayer : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:56 PM
than a Knick fight. Tie would clear the place out on one good shift.

Oh am I getting confused now : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:56 PM
chopper is clydez, cjac is Beez, and TMAC is Filthy is clydez

I concur with : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:57 PM
TMAC's judgement. Case closed.

bob : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:57 PM
If it please the court,
I'd just say that this little ruse would have been far too involved and
required far too much panache that a reactionary poster like chop
simply lacks. This is simply not his hammer throwing style.

gidie : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:58 PM
congrats on 1600! Britt is pissed.

I am not filthy; : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:58 PM
while certainly impure in my thoughts, I am fastidious regarding personal hygeine.

Davis, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:59 PM
I don't think
what he posted was completely benign. The fact that he had ANY doubt
that I didn't do this is reason enough for me to tell him and Beez to
fuck themselves. Again, I don't think I lose on the move.

what political thread legacy??... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
Also the timeline is perfect. I didn't jump around did I? How can you
not see his mess up. Shep timelined it perfect earlier check that post
out. It is either a perfect frame job or he was clydez the whole time.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
::::Sigh:::

popcorn is running low

hehe ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
...

Amtoft : RinR : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
Good work. For your next
assignment we need you to take down Dr. Evils empire. Vanessa
Kensington will be your partner on this dangerous mission.

3:00 : Beez : 12/19/06 3:01 PM
I am not Berry. Confirmed.

Obviously : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:01 PM
even Amtoft read shep's posts like I did. So there you go.

Alex, can I get what a lunatic would post for $1,000? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
Davis, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:59 PM I don't think what he posted
was completely benign. The fact that he had ANY doubt that I didn't do
this is reason enough for me to tell him and Beez to fu¬ck themselves.
Again, I don't think I lose on the move.

Phew! : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
dodged that one, huh!

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
I need to go EFF myself? Because shep likes pencils? Come on, man.

what??? WTF?! : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
I'm Beez!

What got me is that clydez had no reason to respond to Amtoft : Andy in Halifax : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
yet his response was a perfrct reply to what Amtoft had said to
chopperhatch. I didn't think the filter was proof at all.

psssst : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
Randy... the "& s h y" doesn't work anymore.

Curtis ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
It's still open. I'm
merely not Berry, which is somewhat disappointing, with the shower
thing and all. You could still be me.

I'm not really caring about who wins or loses.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
But for you to get all pissy with shep, a guy who would laugh at anyone
here, including myself, had the same scenario happened, due to his coal
black heart, just seemed like misdirected.

That was a lot of frikkin' commas..

Order in the Court!!! : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
Judgment has been rendered! Bailiff, get these homos out of my courtroom and on their way.

sidebar with counsel.... : bob in tx : 12/19/06 3:04 PM
Mr. Davisian, instruct your client that the court will be investigating
his recent charge that Randy is also Melvin S. The accusation of a
dupe, on top of this great hoax, is highly suspect, as though intended
to throw the authorities off the trail. Now, step down...

Andy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:04 PM
Amtoft and Dave in DC were on the same thread a while back giving me shit for the whole Ben thing...which is long over.

Yes : cjac : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
i've been pretending to be Beez all these years to prove that at 38 yrs old i can still break 5.0 in the 40.

berry, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
It fu¬cking doesn't?

I think : Beez : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
it's working.

We all know : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
it's not Randy who poses as Melvin.

Am I the only one who sees my post : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
where I thought chopper was being framed?

Yeah, I guess I am.

no : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
it doesn't

bob, thanks! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
I went back to see who he was accusing me of duping but I got bored and gave up.

It did for me. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
Are you serious?

shep : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
I saw it....

Thank you your honor bob : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
I have the 3:15 slot at the golf sim, and I was hoping to wrap this bag of crap up 10 minutes ago.

ummmm...chomp, chomp : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
(chewing godiva instead of twizzlers)

Berry is Beez is cjac (trying to keep up) --- cjac is Berry ---- ummmm - noooooooooooo

i saw it Shep : cjac : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
right after that he told you to go Eph yourself.

I meant the whole : Beez : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
cjac is me, sub-5.0 40 time thing ... is working. Not the other thing.

Randy... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
it doesn't work. It looks f¬ucking stupid.

come on Berry... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
really believe someone is framing him so perfectly??

Can you call him : Beez : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
bob, after your honor?

shep : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:08 PM
Laughing at it, while
suggesting he was being framed is grounds for a, umm, a uh. something
about pushing hair and penciling rockstars.

shep : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
I need some rubber bands -- screw the pencils

Just sayin : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
I saw what shep was saying.... that he was a bit misinterpreted. Not standing behind what anyone says.

shep, I didn't know you : Beez : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
wanted to be a rock star. Do you wanna talk about that? I mean, we're here for you, if you need.

bob, we get it, you're a lawyer... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
Dav, then I think he jokes around too damn much. Either way, blood with still flow throw my veins.

Barry/Randy : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
The ¬ thing doesn't work for those using Firefox..

You suckers just wait... : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:10 PM
when I'm a rock star, I'll be hanging out with the Giants on the
sideline and stuff and I won't have time to post here anymore..

Maybe I'll write them a new "Ballin'".

Um, Berry, not Barry.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:10 PM
Barry sings the songs that makes the Beez cry.

Maybe bob : Beez : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
just settled on being
a lawyer. Maybe he wants to be a rock star, too. I think lawyer's use
pencils. I played racquetball with a lawyer last night and he actually
was wearing a Sex Pistols t-shirt. So ... it's possible. I know,
circumstantial, but still.

Did you guys know that "Mandy" : Beez : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
was about a beagle? Yeah, crazy, huh?

chomp, chomp : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
no Beez is a pycho therapist and is cjac wanting to be shepardsam

If shep was a rockstar : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
We'd finally have the justification for "Spinal Tap II"

I'm sorry if I'm dense about this... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
Are you saying that when I type in "fu¬ck you, clydezhatch"

you guys see the "& shy" part? Bah?

I give this thread a few days... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
before long, it will surpass this thread in both views and posts. DANNYboi is on a roll.
Tiki is GAY (new window)

I find it disturbing : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
that these
vagabonds are able to perform all of these intersting computer tricks;
while I, in spite of my fancy boy education, can barely cut and paste.
Luddites in '08.

WTH : JonC : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
is going on around here ??? - Vince Lombardi

Bah? indeed : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
Firefoxors see ¬. But I've grown to kinda like fu¬kin method.

Psycho therapist : Beez : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
is different than psychotherapist.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
Fu¬cking Firefox!

Randy, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
IE users don't, Firefox users do.

Jon ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
we poured a little Red Bull onto'r ... and here's whatcha got.

Berry? : Beez : 12/19/06 3:15 PM
Are you wearing a leather jacket?

But wait, there's hope.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:15 PM
Add a semi colon.. and VIOLA (tm- um, I forget) both browsers can see that sh¬it.

First Chopin ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
now a viola.

after reading this thread : cjac : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
i'm going to have to schedule an appointment with my analrapist. (part analyst, part therapist)

I tried using asterisks : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
but f **** k doesn't work unless you put spaces in there. Apparently, someone thought this was a good idea.

What is with this sudden attempt... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
at a millering smokescreen?

now : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
i see it!

If - then prop. : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
If the hairy,
pencil pusher dumps it in the corner, then escape hatch goes for the
untimely change, further TMAC scores high, short side, on the backhand
(a lock).

Who was it that used "VIOLA"?? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
Was it GiTM?

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:18 PM
I'm wearing a down vest, but it black, so it's still bad-ass.

JB...... : cj : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
because the "attack Shep" diversion didn't work.....

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
I'd reverse it until you puked..

So, we agree that chop is a dupe AND : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
a douche?

Beez : RinR : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
Was it really? I have a beagle. Now I have to go get the lyrics for that song.

cjac : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
It's spelled "analist". An "analyst" is a stock picker.

....chomp, chomp, : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
I'm still wondering who was the little buddy who told on the guy that told on clydez

NO : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
RANDy, pay attention F¬ucker

I'm wearing a leather jacket. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
(I had to brush my golden locks to the side to be sure, but there it it.)

Smokescreen?? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
If EVER there was a cue for Filthy..

Berry ... with a new toy. WEEEEEEEE!!!!! : Beez : 12/19/06 3:22 PM
And yes ... Mandy was a dog!

Well you came and you gave without takin' ... but I sent you away ...

I never : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:22 PM
chase. It's beneath me.

easy there, chopz. You're getting : bob in tx : 12/19/06 3:24 PM
worked over yet holding up quite well, except for dumping on shep. Should have admitted to the hoax and moved on.

TMAC roofing a backhander? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:24 PM
I want to see the video..

Mandy. : Beez : 12/19/06 3:25 PM
Dog.
Link (new window)

Wow, I take a wild guess about Beez's Barry love : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:26 PM
And it was right on the geigh money.

Hey : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:26 PM
if you were a more diligent student, you too could pop water bottles. But you withdrew from Wristers 101. Shameful.


You rang? : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 3:27 PM

Mandy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:28 PM
is a dog?

TMAC : cjac : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
I'm Analiterite

Davis, don't tell me : Beez : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
you never had a Barry 8-track.

Oh I can pop with the back hander : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
For some odd reason.. Lost a heartbreaker last night though.

Friggin team finally solved our 5-0 forecheck. We pinch more than tailhook..

... you're : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
iliterate?

Mandy ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
was his beagle. Right here, peeps. I got the goods.

Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:31 PM
with TMI.

For the record, re my meeting with Chopper at the Cowboys game tailgate : schnitzie : 12/19/06 3:31 PM
Consisted of exactly the following:

"Hi, I'm Schnitzie." :::shakes hands:::

Then I sat down to talk with my friend, Dave in MD. So in all
fairness, I must clarify that any contempt I may have for Chopper, is
based entirely on the moronic horseschit he spews on this site.

Now I have to go back and see what he did now, to make this godforesaken thread carry on for yet another day...

O Radny, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:32 PM
u cayme and u gayve chawpurr teh angreeeeee
then he sed u wus geigh.
O Radny,
u kissd yeti and stopt alieenz frum blowen uz upp,
and i nead u!

bob, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:32 PM
this is all
childish. But his apparent piling on pissed me off. Regardless if I
misunderstood the guy, I think he jokes around to goddamn much so he
can ALWAYS hide under that umbrella. Just letting him know how I fe-lt
about it. Plus I can free up the 5 hours a night I waste just sitting
by the phone waiting for his call.

I am new here : vince in SC : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
and have
no vested interest in any of the parties involved but the bottom line
is the guy was having some fun and screwed up and posted under the
wrong handle. Its pretty sad to be honest.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:34 PM

I swear, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
I'll call you tonight, promise.

Choppez : cjac : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
calling someone childish....

this is the best thread ever

still going : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
chomp chomp

Oh vince ... come on ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
you know you wanna party hearty marty!

O randy : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
wel U came and U (HHHEEEEEEEE "came") gayv

bud i sent U sum che o randy

berry? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
aren't YOU the one who started all the Melvin S = Randy crap? I can't even keep up anymore...

new? : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
BAH!

no : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
actually I didn't.

Hey Davis ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
you play racquetball?

Okay, if you can pop the back hand then : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
I think I can cure the wrister. I am willing to bet that your top hand
is too close to your body and that your blade is perpendicular to the
ice (related flaws - cause and effect). Make sure that your top hand
(left if you shoot right) leads the shot. In other words, when you
shoot your top hand needs to be (significantly) closer to the target
than your bottom hand. Also keep the lower hand loose. To practice,
when you skatearound before your next game try dropping on your back
knee when you shoot, it will force your low hand down on the stick and
ensure that your top hand is away from your body and pressed at the
target.

If that doesn't work, you suck.

Except that I posted facts : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:37 PM
bitchzie...you post exclammations and nonsense

new Bah? : vince in SC : 12/19/06 3:37 PM
I registered here last month.

So, chop and schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:38 PM
you guys never even spoke, to get to know each other even a little? Hm. That's ... a shame.

Beez/TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:39 PM
Beez- not in a while. But bring it on!

TMAC, its both. Very good diagnosis, but I mist subtract points
because I believe I mentioned my top hand issue before (yes, I shoot
right). My wrister isn't horrible though, it just doesn't have the good
bite it used to.

I'm just getting back into it ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:40 PM
lemme tune up again against the aforementioned pencil-pushing
Pistol-wearing lawyer this week ... then you're on. (You're the type of
player you friggin' gets to everything, huh? Hate you people.)

The pressing of the top hand : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:40 PM
creates torque on the stick and the correct blade angle. When you do it
right you should feel like you are throwing the puck with a lacrosse
stick.

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:41 PM
Since you're on a
roll, should we stop pinching, or keep the game that's brought us so
much success (meaning, we've yet to not have beers after)??

It's a three man rotation, me and my 2 cousins. They can shoot lasers, so I just skate around fast and look pretty..

chopperhatch... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 3:41 PM
evidently
has more friends than his detractors give him credit for, as evidenced
by the "let's pollute the thread with as much lame, inane, drivel as
possible so that his enemies will give up and go away" tactics that are
being pretty effectively employed.

I honestly : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
didn't recall that
you mentioned it so givce me my freaking points back. That must be
where you are losing the snap, if your tossing the backhand you are
definitely getting the weight shift right.

bob : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
just wondering can we get an scoring update?..

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
Not sure what you mean by "pressing" the top hand?

Davisian, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:44 PM
Use an iron.

Fire : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:44 PM
engine hockey. You didn't drive to the rink at 11 at night to trap them in the neutral zone.

OH, thanks! : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
permapressors

Greasers - 0 : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
Soc's -22

For the record (is there a record?) ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
I've never met chopper, and he's threatened to hit me numerous
occasions and kill my children ... still, if I met him, I'm betting
he's not a lunatic ... although some lunatics are nice.

Beez : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:47 PM
Case in point, I'm very nice

Berry ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:47 PM
chill out. Don't make a mistake that could ruin the rest of your life!!

Beez : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:48 PM
I'm not even sure I know the rules of raquetball, but I'm game!

whyyyyyyy ohhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:48 PM
does Beez post a Butt-shot?

You hit theball ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:49 PM
you run around ... the rest is variable. When you're as fat as me, any movement is a plus.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
that's not true. Numerous occasions? You guys don't know when to stop.

JB, they do this anyways on any thread, so i wouldn't point a finger at them for defending me.

Fast ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
FAST as me ... meant fast. Really.

Sounds good. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
the speedo is standard issue uniform, right?

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:51 PM
No offense but the sport sounds a lot more interesting when Filthy describes it.

chop ... how many would you call numerous? : Beez : 12/19/06 3:52 PM
I'd estimate (no tangible evidence available) you've told me you'd kick
my ass (in various phrasiologies) in the 12-15-time range ... and
you've said my children will not survive your wrath in the 6-8-time
range. I've taken you seriously ... well, you know.

Isn't it time for beer in the office over there? You need to calm down.

Filthy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
uses olive oil and tarps.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
I thought shep
was your buddy? I get acknowledging your friend's shortcomings as you
perceive them, but why crap on the guy and "Tell it like it is" every
step of the way w/ someone who seemed to be your friend? We all have
friends w/ foibles that annoy us, but to call them on it on a thread
like this and try to humiliate him? That's just a sh-tty thing to do,
and there is no defense for it.

Speedo. : Beez : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
Yes. Wear that.

It's all fair game. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
.

Berry : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:54 PM
Filthyball RULZ..

Back when Joey was a Redskins fan ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:54 PM
who among us would have predicted it: nice guy.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
(I think chopper's typing real fast right about now ... hehe ... )

What shep said.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
I'm pretty
sure we get along so well because we know its all fair game. we're here
for laughs and stupidity and busting cho, I mean balls and fully expect
to hear it back.

Lol, beez, i'm perfectly calm. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
I didn't know you meant when i was joking around with you. You know,
not everybody takes everything as lightly as you. Everything is a
joke...but people like me tend to get serious once and a while and your
sarcasm cannot be discerned. Enough with the lighten-up comments.
Anybody from here who's met me knows I am all about the jokes. But I
can't tell all the time and ppeople play too much.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:56 PM
Fair game or not,
your friends can get mad at you but to put them down so hatefully in a
public forum and claim its "How you feel"? Some things you just
shouldn't do. Real friends are few and far between.

Joey, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:57 PM
"We all have friends w/ foibles that annoy us"

You = dead2me

See ... me telling you to "lighten up" : Beez : 12/19/06 3:58 PM
just gets you wrapped again, which is the fun of it for me. :) And some
things aren't "light" to me, too ... that said, I think you're a
whacko, but a good egg sorta whacko. I really hope I don't have to
bloody you up one day. That would be unfortunate.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:58 PM
(I know chop too well. Scary.)

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:59 PM
Bottle your
Giants tailgating persona and drink it before you post. You will be
loved by the masses. You can still be who you are and measure your
words when addressing your buddies. Like when I tell Randy he's a
corksmuggling pillow biter, he knows I mean it w/ love.

I get in disagreements with my friends.. : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
often. But I can't remember any time that I've acted like a tough guy,
threatened beatings (even jokingly), or ragged on their family.

But hey, it's a younger generation - except for that 40-year old loser, shep.

U love corksmuggling pillowbiters? : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
Why must you people throw your lifestyle in our faces all the time?

Careful what you say : Beez : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
about us 40-year-old losers.

: GiantsLaw : 12/19/06 4:01 PM

Joey, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:01 PM
I agree with you.
but when I cannot take him seriously at any point of any day and he's
constantly calling you things like idiot and making you feel stupid
because you can't see through his endless littany of sarcasm and tongue
in cheek remarks, you'd get real tired of a guy like that.

And those things about shep didn't annoy me until yhe started
calling me an idiot and trying to make me feel stupid. When the fact of
the matter is I have to scan through threads quickly in order to get my
work done. So while many can sit there and decipher what he means, I am
reading it once...quickly to get throught the thread.

HA! : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:02 PM
You people don't bother me (snaps pencil in half), by the time I'm 40, I'll be a famous rock star.

randy : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
I meant Chris, you are perfect. jefkirs suxalot?

Chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
I'll make a
concerted effort in the future to not call you an idiot, or a moron, or
stupid, or retarded, or challenged, or...

well give me a bit, I'll think up some more things not to call you.

and what's wrong with being 40?? : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
hmmmm..

shep : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:05 PM
just call him a bitch..he might like that..

Bag of hammers : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:05 PM
Box of roacks, sammic, sorry, Sandwich short of a pinic, dense, short bus, theisman, ..

I'll think up more, I love to help people.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
I'm afraid you
don't know me that well at all. Again, you misinterpret someone trying
to break down what bothers him about someone else as "getting wrapped".
I'm sorry to disappoint.

Joey, I don't want to be loved by the masses on BBI. I never did.
I like the site and some of thre people on it. Those I do respect, yes,
I value their opinion. I can't respect someone who slams my
intelligence level every chance he gets. I honestly let it go the first
ten or fifteen times. Joey, you honestly wouldn't get pissed if I was
basically calling you an idiot whenever you confronted me on something?

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
You called me an idiot? What did I do you Winger Wannabe pencil breaker?

Can we get back to working on my wrister? : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
? Maybe the snapper?

Joey, says who??? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
Beez : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:47 PM Case in point, I'm very nice

thnz : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
jinmy

Shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
as long as Im not around when you do it, you can call me anything you want. Just like Randy. Enjoy yourself.

shep's new nickname = Kip : Beez : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
chop ... my "I know chopper" thing was about you typing really fast. That's all. Lighten up!!! bwahahahahaha!

Joey, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
I ordered a freaking Lorenzen, you sent me a Hasselbeck.

This thing wouldn't even fit on my dog.

Beez, re your 3:38... : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:09 PM
Yup, that was the extent of it:

"Hi, I'm Schnitzie."
:::turns, sits, talks to Dave:::

chopper ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
Would you mind posting a picture of your cousin again? I swear to God, I'll be respectful. Pinky swear!

shep's : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
not 40, just a little FYI.

BB : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
You saw me, you saw
Mrs. Joey. Dont I have to be nice to have her? I have no money and I'm
chubby, so she must like my personality.

schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
Such a wasted opportunity for the coming together of two human minds and souls. ***sigh*** Sooo close.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
SHEP! You said..and
I quote.."I want the backup QB's jersey". That was early in camp and
Hasselbeck WAS still the backup. I'm sorry about that one. I'll throw
in some Aqua Net, a guitar pick and singing lessons if you are willing
to forgive me.

Another FYI : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
Shep runs a 4.5

this thread.. : hyadoin : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
without a doubt been the only thing to log on to BBI since the Giants were 6-2.

Wait. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:12 PM
Kip's not 40?

Wait. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:12 PM
Kip's fast?

All that stuff up there? Holy crap! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:13 PM
Amtoft is a freakin' genius.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:13 PM
(Half to myself: Isn't there a HYADOIN with all caps, too?)

Joey, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:14 PM
the singing lessons won't help.
Look, let's just forget the whole thing.

I've dyed the jersey Seahawk green anyway, it's all good.

yup... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 4:15 PM

HOWYADOIN (new window)

Very confusing. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:16 PM
.

Well...I guess, not really... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 4:16 PM
but its kinda odd that two people could think up something so similar.

Wait.... you went up, said hi... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:19 PM
and were wise enough to stay away from that loser...I am the one
doffing my hat to you schnitzie. Your sense of judgement is incredible.
By the way I hope you are doing well.

Not really. : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:20 PM
Shep and I both think chop is a dimwit. Independent research, same conclusion.

This thread is going too fast, : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:21 PM
I can't keep up. Why did you jerkfaces wait until my busy week at work to start doing this? Pause 'till Filthy ready?

You heard him people.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:23 PM
::pause::

Actually, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:24 PM
that isn't
how it happened. I was throwing the football or coming back from seeing
Gibril is the Man in 7B when I came walkijng back to the tailgate.
Berry calls me over and points me to this little yellow haired woman
and says, "It's schnitzie" and I smile, shake her hand, say Hi and
start turning around as she is saying "It's nice to put faces on
everybody". But Amtoft, keep talking up people who don't like with me.

While Mr. Jones strikes up : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:25 PM
a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer

She put faces on you, : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:25 PM
that's disgusting.

Amtoft : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:26 PM
You had sex w/ someone's hat? Gross. Did you at least buy it a drink first?

I don't care what you fools have to do, : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:27 PM
when the Filthy comes to camp ('07 baby), we ALL get along. Hear me?! Except for JonC. I'm taking that bastid down.

For the record : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:27 PM
I've met
Chopper, DaMoose, cjac, Ben, Beez, Joey in VA, Dave in DC, etc. and
NONE of them are the as_ses in real life that they sometimes come off
as on the board. (that's meant to be a compliment guys). The only one
who really sucks is Reese. :o)

cjac- your Smiegel / Gollum line made me laugh out loud at work : jlukes : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
and it is definitely Dave in Lastings

26 : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
So in other words, they're just internet asses..

bb26 : cjac : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
liar

Yeah ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
but am I fat?

I dont suck : jlukes : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
and you met me!

lukes ... see? : Beez : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
lukes, in league with gene and Beez.

(jlukes = etc.) : Beez : 12/19/06 4:31 PM
.

Ummm...Yeah.....Doffing.... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:31 PM
1. To take off; remove: doff one's clothes.
2. To tip or remove (one's hat) in salutation.
3. To put aside; discard.
4. Amtoft has sex with a hat

Don't knock it until you try it!!

Amtoft : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
my hat's off to you fella

cjac : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
should i have said you suck too? :o)

Twenny : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
Just wait 'til you meet me..

gidie... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:34 PM
I charge $20 to use your hat.

Don't wear a speedo : Beez : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
to meet 26.

this thread better not end in a group hug : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
that would be disgustipating

I mean it started off with a bang and ripped necks, blood, beer and body parts strewn all over the parking lot

and I'm running out of chocolate, chomp, chomp

You mean some of them only : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
come off that way sometimes?

Amtoft : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
DOFFING, I thought it was boffing.

I always wear a speedo : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
That's just how I roll

BB26 : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
You mean some of them only come off that way sometimes?

"Hi Twenny Six, my name is Davisian." : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:36 PM

"And this here beside me is Filthy."

"Are you looking for a coat, or sweater or something?"

(tell me somebody got that)

I'm going to the game at Fedex : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:36 PM
So we can have a group fight there..

Amtoft : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
I didn't say you could off it -- I said off (as in off grounds) to you

I didn't.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
;(

JO, stirring up trouble? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
Who in god's name wears a speedo and why? Unless you are an olympic
swimmer or diver, you should be shot if caught wearing one of those
things.

I gotta sneaking feelin' : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
sombody kilt Clyde.

Twenny : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:38 PM
When you've got a bod like mine, you wear a speedo.

Dav speaks the troof! : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:39 PM

TMAC : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
clyde is pretty much irrelevant

Hey! : Reese : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
...

I just wanted to say, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
I'm rarely ever serious in the real worlkd either.

You know, where I push pencils and dream of doffing Valerie Bertandernie.

I knew we could pull : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Reese out of hiding. Hi Reese.

Whoa, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Dom Deluise is looking pretty good these days!

shep : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Bert & Ernie dreams --- : (

That's an ugly speedo : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Mine have color.

Jesus : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
doesn't look happy in that picture. Could be the nails, I suppose, but I think not.

TMAC : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:41 PM
he's cross

Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:42 PM
You can't say that. I think the term is pigmented underpants

So 26 ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:42 PM
you're sayin' I'm fat!

BB26 : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:43 PM
Based on how this thread has gone, I don't think I'm stirring up any more then was already here.

Amtoft : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:44 PM
You give me too
much credit. I really wanted to hang, especially to chat more with
Berry, who was standing right there, but we didn't get there with a lot
of time before the game, so I just sat and caught up with Dave and then
we headed in to the game.

JOrthman : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:44 PM
You did the drive by hello!!! it was nice meeting you too mister fleeting greeting

Well it would of been longer : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
if someone hadn't of shown up at the last minute. I got there at 6:55 am, how long do people expect me to stay...;)

And there's that "Dave" name again ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
mmhmm ...

Jesus : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
is thinking, "What Would Batman Do?".

Hi 26 : Reese : 12/19/06 4:46 PM
Whasupgirlfriend?...

Beez? Huh? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:46 PM
.

Holy crap, every time I scroll to the bottom of this thread : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
...it turns into something else.

schnitzie ditched us all for that guy : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
I got one lousy peck and a smile then poof

... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
... nuthin'.

JOrthman was there all day : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
running into catch my passes into the wind.

If I : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
am Him, I'm pulling out one last miracle and snapping that tow chain.

Reese, been okay, you? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
The
Giants start losing and you disappear. What's the matter, don't like
the cesspool BBI becomes when we are on a losing streak?

Where's : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
clydez at?

Beez, Dave in MD...you know, my fellow : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:49 PM
Yankee friend...

You gotta problem with that? Homer Simpson was supposed to be
there too, but he got sick that day. More partners in Yankee crime.

Reese! and Twenny! Hello my friends!!! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:50 PM
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Randy he posted : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:51 PM
3 posts above you. Are you blind?

Woops! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:51 PM
Missed him.

Gidie, we talked apples... : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
Got to hang a bit with Montreal Man...that was cool. I shoulda gotten
there sooner, but had to take the bus from Port Authority, and my azz
was draggin.

JO : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
Yeah I was a tad late. It was my first venture, and my second will be much more fruitful and planned far better

Doing it with hats : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
will make you blind

Oh, Rodnee...tell Irie I say "Rrrruff!" : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
He'll understand.

gidie, today I met a Jewish friend : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:54 PM
who got herself a pet pig and named it "Latke." I thought that was hilarious.

schnitzie : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
that's pretty funny

didn't you always want : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
a little pig?

26 : Reese : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
While I do enjoy the
jackassery around here during the dark days, I've been too busy at work
lately to share my ingenious takes on why the Giants suck. But I've
been trying to keep up with reading this fun mess...

But doing well thanks. Still have a lot to do before Christmas. You?...

Hey schnitz! How ya been?...

Amtoft, It's against my religion : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:56 PM
Well, just eating it is.

Does having a pig as a pet violate the Torah? Anybody? Anybody?

Cute, red little thing.

Hey Fatso, : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
yeah, down here, it's Jesus.

Fatso: Oh my God

Jesus: Goddamn right, and I didn't go through what I went through
(did you see the movie, I mean, I hate Mel too, but you've got to
admit, he did a nice job) to hang on your saggy, pathetic man-tits. Now
unhook me. And shave your mustache. You look a little like Thurm and
that's pissing Me off.

Reese : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
isn't it enough to know that they suxity -- and too much to share the reasons why

I got a cute red little thing for ya.... : cjac : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
and its Kosher

Reese, been fine...working my azz off : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:58 PM
I thought things were supposed to slow down at this time of year, but nooooooooooooooooooo!

And the Giants sucking suckery has sucked with the suckage of ten thousand suns.

since people are convinced chop was : bob in tx : 12/19/06 4:58 PM
clydez, any chance with can pin chop with Stan as well? Just trying to police the site...

cjac...aaaahhhhh, cjac : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:59 PM
Where's the BEEF?!

.... : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:59 PM
with can pin chop ??

Reese : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
Work and life have been keeping me busy. Ready for Christmas? Don't rush me, I still have what, 5 more days?

bobintx, I like the efficiency of the idea : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
...but I don't think it's that easy. Damn.

with can...we can... : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
you can

I haven't shopped : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:01 PM
for one damn thing. All's I know is I am going to Mother's.

oh conjugation : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:02 PM
I thought maybe chinese food

TMAC -- You light up my life : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:03 PM
.

gidiefor : Reese : 12/19/06 5:03 PM
I don't know. For me
there really isn't anything better than reading thread after thread of
BBI geniuses dissecting Eli's throwing mechanics and Coughlin's
sideline antics during losing streaks. Oh well unless you count all
those really fun second guessing the playcalling threads. They, to me,
are like a small slice of heaven...

Reese, I'd rather stab myself : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:05 PM
repeatedly in the eye with an icepick.

Put yourself in His : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:08 PM
sandals.
Tough spot there. And, judging by the periphery, I am pretty sure the
view out the front window ain't too pretty either. And the Munson thing
is just plain irritating.

So, we're all in agreement? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:08 PM
choppersnatch is clydez?

Randy : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:11 PM
The Court made no findings of fact. The matter was dismissed for lack of virility.

I believe so Randy... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 5:11 PM
of course he would never admit it.

chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/19/06 5:13 PM
must be... He wouldn't pop off at the mouth to anyone that might actually choke him down.

I just started a post : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:13 PM
asking clydez to email eric. He can disclose who he is, etc and then we can apologize to the Snatch man. You in?

that chopperhatch? : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:17 PM
what a putamadre! calls me a dupe and hes running around trying to grow a chin

Melvin (dupe) : jlukes : 12/19/06 5:18 PM
clydez (dupe in dc)

Im a dupe? : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:21 PM
thats pretty
funny. anytime you want to hangout collegeboy, first round is on you if
your parents will lend you the money

I believe : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:25 PM
in Melvin.

Now we need a plan to get Jesus off of Fat Gay Munson.

lukes : Reese : 12/19/06 5:26 PM
You mean Dave, right? How do you know that?...

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 5:26 PM
I just saw your
post above and yeah I'd get pissed if someone called me stupid at every
turn. I wasn't aware that you and shep had a contentious relationship,
I thought you guys were pals were just busting onions. If it bugs you
that much, then what the hell call him what you will.

Back during the Punic Wars.... : Crispino : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
I predicted this thread had a chance to hit 1,000 posts. Now 2,000 is
on the horizon. And it's turned into a Nancy Drew Mystery to boot. I
love this place.

Joey, that is just NOT the case. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
Someone is a sensitive little girly f@g who goes on the offensive at
the drop of a dime and then whines when people lash back at him.

TMAC : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
so does my mother - lol. Joey, hes busting his own onions which is a very sad thing to have happen in public

Hey Melvin. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:29 PM
Did you know I'm your dupe? Or vice versa? Or whatever?

Joe : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:30 PM
Shep was just pointing out
that hatch is stupid; he didn't call him stupid. A simple
non-judgmental observation, like Shaq is tall, bob is smart, or Ben is
gay.

geebus : YAJ2112 : 12/19/06 5:32 PM
it took me 30 minutes to catch up on this thing... guess I need to monitor this one so I can snag the coveted post #2112

Randy : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:33 PM
I only found out the
other night when I invited chopperhatch to come up to my part of the
world for some free McDonals but he said its too dark in my hood. Too
bad because he could have sat on the stoop and entertained all my
family and neighbors with the fancy gangsta rap he knows

You sound too gangsta : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
to be me. Stop scaring me?

I'd actually like to see : Beez : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
Randy and Melvin posting in the "same minute." Not that it would prove anything ... just stirrin' the pot.

I am off to Miami, : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
keep this thing going and call me if you need anything. And don't forget about Jesus up there. Help the Brother out.

Beez, look above : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:35 PM
you dipspit

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:35 PM
I dont think you and I posted within the same minute ever, maybe your my dupe or the other way round?

The timing of the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
" Randy
is Melvin S." charge, in light of this "chopper is clydez" dilemma is
uncanny. A significant slip-up yet uncanny.

Beez = : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
Eric from BBI

well there you have it : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
Randy & I post at the same time so I must be Beez

TMAC: playing : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
Doral?

bob. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
Translation? You mean chooper throwing that accusation at me when in fact, it was him duping the clydez handle?

All it really proves : Beez : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
is that Randy has a laptop, as well as a PC. Or that Melvin does.

It's a MAC : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:38 PM
I mean, What the hell did you mean by that?

Or if I'm chopper, "You long haired rockstar wanna be! You wanna fight????"

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:39 PM
You like McDonalds?
Theres one right around the corner from my building, come on up and Ill
buy you a Happy Meal and we can split a sixpack of Miller Lite

I need a haircut, : Beez : 12/19/06 5:39 PM
but I'm no Kip Winger. I am however, fat ... at least according to 26.

Melvin does what? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:40 PM

Yeee ... McDonald's? : Beez : 12/19/06 5:40 PM
Didn't you see "Supersize Me?" And Miller Lite? What the ???

Beez -- fat and beat up : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:41 PM
why I have to kick youer ass at least once a week

Meanwhile ... : Beez : 12/19/06 5:41 PM
gidie continues to avoid our fight.

Funny : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
How a guy from Harlem
is inviting everybody up to Harlem to meet him knowing full well know
one is gonna to take him up on that offer..

See? : Beez : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
All talk. Blahblahblah ...

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
Didnt mean to upset
any of your fancyboy sensibilities, you can have some of the wine and
juice that my cousin drinks and we can go anywhere in the neighborhood
you want

Who will garner the historic..... : Crispino : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
2,000th post? BTW, 12,000 views and only 2,000 posts. That's 10,000 slackers.

see : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
Beez is so beat up -- he can't make words anymore

GMAN : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
all the tough guys
around here talk about what badasses they are and how they are going to
smack each other around with god knows what and all I am offering is a
civilized meal, its about 20 minuts from Times Square. Is it really so
scary to be around people of color?

Just fat. : Beez : 12/19/06 5:45 PM
Or maybe it's "phat."

Mel, you got a BK?

Melvin : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:46 PM
people of color could be scary..

then again : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:47 PM
some of my best friends are black

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
theres one down on 125th a black over from where Sharpton has been having his idiot parade

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH : Stan from LA : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
Chopper is clyidez(whatever).

Too funny...

ha : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
I said black but meant block, maybe Im the racist - lol

I'm all about : Beez : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
idiot parades. Ask gidie.

Aside from the fact : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
that Harlem is a cool part of town...

Melvin : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 5:49 PM
Yes, it's terrifying.

Joey : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:51 PM
you must know my ugly aunt - lol

I had to bail at the Barry Manilow part : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:00 PM
where Beez is decontructing Mandy, Chopin and Barry's beagle and TMAC
is instructing Davision on how to launch a waterbottle on the roof via
hockey wrister...

What a thread! It's like a bad acid trip!

I bet : hyadoin : 12/19/06 6:02 PM
we never hear from either of them again.

Focus, schnitz. : Beez : 12/19/06 6:03 PM
Or as my wife says, "phuckus."

beez : jlukes : 12/19/06 6:04 PM
you and your wife swing?

Not with a ten-foot pole, Beez! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:06 PM
Nah gah dah...

Wait, GManInDC is black? : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:07 PM
?

Man, Joey w/ the Winger reference at 4:17, wicked awesome. : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 6:07 PM
She's only seventeen, SE-VEN-TEEN! Daddy says she's to young, but she's old enough, OLD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We're too close to : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/19/06 6:31 PM
2000 to stop here. I nomininate this as TOTY "Thread of the Year". This
thread's got it all, Drama, Suspense, Comedy, Horror (some of those
pictures especially).

Sad thing is.. if you miss an hour or two.. : hyadoin : 12/19/06 6:39 PM
there's too much to go back and read. This thread would be close to 200 pages in a word document.

Davisian... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 6:42 PM
your 4:25 post had me laughing pretty hard.

I'm sorry I misinterpreted this : gidiefor : 12/19/06 7:15 PM
JO : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:52 PM Yeah I was a tad late. It was my
first venture, and my second will be much more fruitful and planned far
better.

How could I have missed that Joey is preganant? Joey, I'm here for you.

gidie got Joey pregnant??? : schnitzie : 12/19/06 7:41 PM
OMG!

schnitzie : Bill2 : 12/19/06 7:44 PM
Have not seen you around. Happy Chunukkah to you and yours. Have a great set of Holidays.

Less than 60 days to pitchers and catchers report and we get Andy back this year!

Sorry : Bill2 : 12/19/06 7:45 PM
Happy Chanukkah

GMAN... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 8:14 PM
Not true - Melvin and I hung out at the Dinosaur BBQ one night. No problem at all...

Hey : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 8:18 PM
who you calling black??

I wonder : gidiefor : 12/19/06 8:30 PM
if mrs Joey knows

Hi! : HomerJones45 : 12/19/06 8:38 PM
There shouldn't be a 1943 post thread without at least one from me.

Thanks! Please continue.

HAHA : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 8:50 PM
Eric just revealed, Clydze is diego!

Randy and company owe chopp an apology.

Gene : gidiefor : 12/19/06 9:02 PM
nah -- they'll find
another way to bait him -- and he'll let them -- long range this is
something that requires a personal meeting imho

unless... : hyadoin : 12/19/06 9:03 PM
chopper is diego and clydez too!

It is not lost on Eric : gidiefor : 12/19/06 9:07 PM
what has taken place here -- if chopper was a dupe Eric would have said so

What if... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 9:07 PM
Chopper was Diego?

I don't want anything from him gidie. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:08 PM
Well maybe for Randy to show up to camp or a game and call me a
douchebrownie or whatever to my face. But it will NEVER happen so
there's no need to worry about any of that.

oops, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:09 PM
I meant Gene.

FYI... Two things and a question : George in New Milford : 12/19/06 9:19 PM
1) Just got back from 18C.... It's dark again... I've been there since after the game and STILL no clydez sightings...
2) This has to be the longest thread that Eric never posted on... gotta be a record..

bob in tx.. has the court rendered a verdict yet... this has gone on way to long :-)

I Just Read This Train Wreck : Lastings Milledge : 12/19/06 9:22 PM
and no, I'm not Clydez...I work for the government, so I don't post
during the day...I'd hope after 10 years here people would figure that
out.

Chopper--you were busted plain and simple--deal with it.

Ok : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:45 PM
Dave. Thanks.

This thread was amazing : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/19/06 11:59 PM
when it was alive. It took 3-4 days but another Mystery was solved on BBI. It'd be my pleasure to kill this thread.

I need a little support from Lawyer in NYC : Beez : 12/20/06 6:45 AM
on the "phuckus" thing.

Just a few posts from 2,000 ... this thread is ...

el morte : gidiefor : 12/20/06 8:06 AM
tis a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done................................

Anybody wanna fight teh Filthy? : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:32 AM

Yeah that's what I thought... : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:44 AM
.

..... : gidiefor : 12/20/06 8:47 AM
listen punx - i'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back

We accept: : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 8:54 AM

Thanks Britt! : Davisian : 12/20/06 8:57 AM
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning

Britt knows my weakness. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:59 AM
Filthy defeated.

Dav... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:00 AM
it was the comic timing. Genious.

Yes! I got 1964... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:01 AM
I dedicate it to The Beatles.

1966 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:01 AM
.

1967 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:02 AM
.

1968 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:02 AM
.

I got my first real six-string : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:04 AM
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled
It was summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a Band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shualda known we'd never get far
Oh when I lock back now
That was seemes to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
(CHORUS)
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in And that's when I met you
Standin on a mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was no or never
Those were the best days of my life
(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69
Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, no
And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong
Standin' on a mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
(Chorus) Back in summer of '69

.... : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:07 AM
..

BIRTH YEAR! : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:07 AM
1971!

1972 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:09 AM
year I became a Giants fan and ... hmmm

1972 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:10 AM
The year the A-team is sent to prison and escapes

'73 ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:11 AM
Mets-A's

'75 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:11 AM
The year of the Dart Swinger I learned to drive on.

'76 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
Who could forget all those parades. Oh, to be 12 again!

'77 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
My first zits.

'78 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
I got nuthin'.

You stole my birth year! 1976 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

'79 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
Fuquin' Pisarcik.

Well ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
at least we had parades!

1980 : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
The year of the Filthy.

'80 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
Year of the black and gold Formula.

aka : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
The year of the black and gold Formula.

fluxcken thread stuffers : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:14 AM

You guys are kind of......you know.....old and stuff. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:15 AM
.

Wow, the Filthy was born in the 80's?? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:16 AM
Does that make me a cradle robber?

'88 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:16 AM
Something bad happened that year. Mets again?

Hey, I'm only 30... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:17 AM
Davisian on the other hand...

Now the numbers are all messed up... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
.

Looks 20..? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
that's what you was gonna say, right?

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
is coming

We'll have to get a second opinion on that. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
Yeah I'm a youngin'. 19 flippin' 80. Expected to be born on Leap Day
(Feb 29th) until the Moms said eff that, slice him out.

'94 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
The year of meeting the soon-to-be (then) Mrs. Beez.

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

Was everyone afraid to hit : Beez : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
'95?

Cheater. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
.

*frantically hitting refresh* : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
the tension is unbearable.

sumbitch. : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
.

BIGtime cheater. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
That's just ... wrong.

1999, I didn't even get a shot at this: : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:20 AM

you're just sorry : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:21 AM
you didn't do it (grin)

Berry and gidie after the Giants game Sunday. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:22 AM

Wow, this whole time I thought this thread : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:25 AM
had a ways to go to beat out the old Ignatius Reilly thread. I was WAY
off. Ignatius only got 578 total posts. I thought I remembered it being
much longer than that.

Laborious to read : Beez : 12/20/06 9:26 AM
doesn't always = long.

And here's Filth celebrating 2000, as a lobster.

Rock Lobster? : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:29 AM
?

ha ha : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:31 AM
I own 2000

Whatever... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:32 AM
Shawn Merriman.

... : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:32 AM
Fu¬¬ck chopperhatch.
He said I was Melvin and he never apologized. And fu¬c¬k you too, gene,
for sticking up for a POS like the snatch man. And fu¬ck you again
snatch for your tired fu¬cking comments about me going to games or to
camp. I went when it wasn't a douche convention.

DING DING!! : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:33 AM
Round 7!

Hey, : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:33 AM
I went to camp this year?

'smatta Randel : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
you forget your enima today?

It's : Beez : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
a douche convention?

But that makes you miss out : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
On the new ergonomicly tipped applicators.

And the new Kiwi/Strawberry line from masengil..

People who like chopper are officially : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:36 AM
douchebags. So you do the math.

This picture has nothing to do with anything ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:37 AM
I just think it begs for captions. Like, for example, you absolutely
KNOW what the big guy on the right is thinking: "Dammit! How did my
little brother score such a hottie!"

So ... I'm a douchbag? : Beez : 12/20/06 9:38 AM
Even if I've never met anyone at camp? All righty then. I like the cut of ... somethin' somethin'.

Why you Vacated, Scrawny, : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:38 AM
Dorksnuffing, Corkscraggler. Why I oughta......

What about those that like Chopper and Randy?? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:39 AM
Are they allowed int he convetion?

And its not just a convention for douches, its for Pencil pushers and the terminally unfunny as well.

What about if you don't know either ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:40 AM
but think they're probably both all right in person, but can be equally douche-like on BBI?

To-may-to : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:42 AM
To-mah-to

Uh, yeah. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:50 AM
Please compare me to douchehatch.

You had sex with his cousin. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:51 AM
I never said he would have do the incest. BIG difference.

Fuukc me? : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
No Pal, Fuuuuuuuuuck you. derp

you both overreact like it's your job? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
owened!

God : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
I had to go a long way to say fuuuuck.

only 80 more to go : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 9:53 AM
!

Davis. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:54 AM
Yeah, ok. I'LL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE WHO'S EVER MET YOU!!!!! ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

Which of us does that sound like? Both of us?

Well ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:55 AM
I'm not Davis ... but yeah, in moments, both of you.

Different styles, don't mean different (over) reactions.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:56 AM
Yet I haven't even met you, and I still figure you'd probably be a lot of fun in spite of it..

Well, then : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:56 AM
I'll have to kill you and everyone who's ever met you. Unless I like some of them. Then I won't.

Randy..... : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 9:58 AM
please don't pee in your own wheaties...

Have you ever tried it? : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:59 AM
Then pipe down.

Pack a lunch sweet tits.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:59 AM
(Because its a long drive and we have NOTHIN in the hosue to eat. time
for a Wegmans run, but if you kill me first, you;re on your own pal.)

I don't : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 10:00 AM
eat wheaties, so no worries.

They have Wegmans... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 10:02 AM
up there, eh?

Randy, you seem to be suffering from : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 10:02 AM
chronic PMS these days... what's up with that my friend?

Britt : Davisian : 12/20/06 10:03 AM
Wegmans started in Rochester. They ROX..

BB26, it is dealing with chronic stupidity here. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 10:10 AM
This place used to be good but it has really gotten worse and worse as
the membership has jumped. It is good for Eric but it is bad for
football discussion.

Could someone please miller this thread? : Stan from LA : 12/20/06 10:27 AM
Pleaze?

Millered. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 10:32 AM

Hi! : HomerJones45 : 12/20/06 10:35 AM
Didn't want a 2000 post thread not to have at least two posts from me.

Thanks! Please don't continue. . .

how dare you all abandon this thread : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 10:50 AM
you punks, put your pink jerseys on!

2000+ posts and not one bunny pic : schnitzie : 12/20/06 10:52 AM
This site has come of age...

The bunny has hit the bottle : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 10:55 AM

That's an original bunny, Berry! : schnitzie : 12/20/06 10:56 AM
BTW, how's your kitty doing? Recovering well, I hope.

He's doing well.... : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:02 AM
He'll always walk with a limp. He runs faster than ever, but the funny
thing is, is that he has a hard time putting on the brakes. He's also
developed a new way of hopping. Very bunny-like. Jack is a terror and
quite the 'talker'! :)

Good to hear. : schnitzie : 12/20/06 11:08 AM
Meant to ask you about that at the tailgate and felt bad that I didn't. Good goin' little Jack!

Isn't there a Cat Fancy board you people could go to? : Davisian : 12/20/06 11:12 AM
This is a FOOTBALL board.. Not f@gg@t cat owners interactive.

duhvizin iz rite : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 11:13 AM
katz sux. dawgs ruul

Wow! : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 11:30 AM
this thread is amazing. It refuses to die. Its practically become "clydez' corner forum".

Gene mentioned on his 12/19/06 8:50pm post that Eric revealed that
diego was clydez. Where did Eric provide that information? I doubted
that it was chopper. Too weird if it was.

it wasn't : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:35 AM
chopper

Berry : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 11:37 AM
That's what I think too.

chopper is clydez and diego. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 11:37 AM
Please try to keep up?

No he's not,. : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:38 AM
he's one of your little friends and you know it.


Joey Nickles!
Davisian : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
You had a classic one, but it was just the one..

51st and PArk baby!
the VERY deep edge...
Britt in VA : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
"Bow to the Master", haha, that was a classic.
JonC
manh george : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
When Eric banned political threads, Art lost his Raison D'etre.
Loved 4.28 Tim Carter's meltdown thread
jlukes : 3/5/2009 2:47 pm
still have it saved on my laptop at home
someone
MookGiants : 3/5/2009 2:47 pm
has to have some MiS threads saved. Please post them. I'd love to see some of his work
George
JonC : 3/5/2009 2:48 pm
Indeed he did.
JUST Joey Nickels?
jcn56 : 3/5/2009 2:48 pm
That's it Joe, 51st and Park, pronto!
Don in DC
Paulie Walnuts : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
and Mohawk...meeting for a fight
Mook
Phil from WNY : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
Trust me, they're so much better than you could imagine.
Chopper is not Clydez
TheShocker : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
NFT: Just to put this to sleep...I am not clydez, diego; Eric can verify this: : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:15 PM
To all of you enjoying this little manufactured "entertainment" please don't let me stop you. You're gonna do whatever you can to try and piss me off anyways, so keep up the good work.

But it has occurred to me that there are some people genuinely fooled by this nonsense. Those of you that know me, know i wouldn't pull Shennanigans like this.

The fact of the matter is that Eric said that clydez was the same loser who was diego. Diego was incessantly harassing Berrylish, a friend of mine. Add that to the fact that Dave in DC/Lastings Milledge and I have went at it time and again. And what a surprise, clydez goes after me first chance he gets. So, it is safe to say that Dave in DC/Lastings/diego/clydez are the same person with the identical penchant for leading multiple lives on BBI.

To all of you that want to perpetuate the myth, by all means. You seem to get a kick out of it and, as pathetic as it is, you have a right to do whatever gives you a tickle. But just know that I feel a little sorry for you that Solitaire or interpretive dance isn't enough to entertain you. You feel as though creating multiple handles and high-fiving your buddies when you get people to buy it, and that is sad.

To everyone else who is genuinely fooled by the antics, I swear on my sister's grave that I have NO dupe handles.

Eric, if you read this, i would appreciate you confirming this.

Follow up comments...

This apology : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:16 PM
sucked

Seth : Big Blue '56 : 12/20/06 1:17 PM
any new Green tea recommendations?

i'm with ya buddy : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
now grab me a beer out of your backpack

You don't think that I know : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
green teas?

Randy : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
I'm sorry.

So... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
then if I read all this correctly, you're really Ethel Merman?

So just so I am clear on this : vince in SC : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
you are saying you created clydez/diego to mess with Berrylish and others hoping people would think it was Dave in DC? That is foul man

so wait...Chopper is really : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
jlukes?

Dragon, you should be. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Ya prick ya.

I knew it! : Rob in NYC : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Diego - genius

chopper - not so much

Hey : Johnny5 : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Those are our Choppers Charlie!

And this is my gun Clyde

Hmmm...

reading apologies : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
on an internet msg board is very entertaining.

Coach... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
I'm sorry you're a prick...

rnargi : lono801 : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
Thanks...now I have 'God Bless America' in my head each time I come back to this thread...

Randee : Big Blue '56 : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
no, I don't, or else I would have asked you...

This is not : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
an apology at all. Not even close.

Chopper : Big Al : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
I believe you. I don't think you are smart enough to pull off the Diego or Clydez stuff. If however, you are, I guess I underestimated you and I apologize.

Wasn't the real diego at a BBI tailgate? : NyquistX3 : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
?

gotta loves the internet tough guy : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
who then hides when it comes to really meeting during tailgates

Oh...if it's not an apology thread, : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
then I'm NOT sorry that Coach is a prick

That was a SAG diego.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
..

ban chopper : Bill Barilko : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
free diego and clyde

. : A-Train : 12/20/06 1:22 PM

the tailgate was : hg : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
sans diego

You feel the need to start a thread to say that : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
the connection between you, diego and clydez is baseless but then go on to make a baseless accusation that Dave in DC is clydez and diego?

Now that is the chopperhatch I know and love.

Eric said Clydze was Diego... : Construction Man Jim : 12/20/06 1:23 PM
Not Clydez.

Those TRex have the gay : NNJ Tom : 12/20/06 1:23 PM
.

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
What? I'm leaning towards the fact you are joking, but can never be sure on here.

margi : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
I accept both your and chopper's apologies. I think his could have been more gracious, but I'm big enough to overlook a certain amount of pettiness.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
Let me get this straight, you are denying that you are clydze, which I believe you by the way, but you turn right around and point the finger at Lastings with about as much proof as everyone else had on you which is none? Do I have that right? If so, that is totally lame, and uncalled for.

Andy, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
the evidence is there. So you're giving me grief for starting a thread to explain myself? Sweet.

Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
frankly, I love Ethel Merman and if you truly ARE her, it would make my day...no...scratch that...it would make my whole damned year....

Of course it's a joke, you nimrod!

It was me!!!! : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
I'm Zorro... They took my horse.. They took my mask.

MadPlaid, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
I don't care what you think and I didn't havce you in mind as one of the people that I wanted to convince otherwise. Think what you want.

Madplaid = not a prick... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
...

Stu : 12/14/06 2:44 PM : NNJ Tom : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
That post was easily the most frightening of that whole train wreck. Stu, I still have nightmares about that face.

First of all, her name is MARGI, : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
and b) apology accepted. No harm no foul, chopper. We can be friends again.

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
I beg to differ.

Coach.. : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
too late..I took it back before you could accept it.

you really : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
should apologize

chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
You played this wrong... You should have taken credit for the two most popular and intriguing posters on BBI. People actually were giving you credit for your creativity and wit. Now you go back to being the little guy who threw mountain dew on someone's jeans because they snickered at your hat.

what should chopper apologize for? : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
i'd like to know.

hyadoin : Bill Barilko : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
That was my point.

hyadoin, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:29 PM
I don't pretend to be anything.

madplaid : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:29 PM
That wedding invitation didn't come in the mail yet.

Jints : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
for allowing these people to create this soap opera. but he didn't apologize, he just cleared the air

chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
you need to fire your publicist.

So wait : Van Doren : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
Maeve Binchy is really Bob Barker? I'm confused.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:34 PM
It doesn't matter whether you care what I think or not. It does matter when you complain that people are accusing you falsely about something, then turn around and do the exact same thing you are upset about to someone else. That makes you petty and a hypocrite. You are defending yourself, then diminishing yourself in the very same breath. Why do that? You are doing yourself a disservice. I'm not trying to pile on, I'm just trying to help you from stepping in it further.

rnargi : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:35 PM
Thank you for the compliment. I couldn't agree with you more.

LOL at the nimrod comment. :-)

See? I told you... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:35 PM
Madplaid = not a prick...

: MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:37 PM
rnargi = excellent judge of character.

yeah, : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:38 PM
what MadPlaid said! Oh, and who's getting married and can I come? Canadians are a must at every wedding (we get really drunk and make arses of ourselves).

Except for that last post : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:39 PM
.

chopper has 25 million reasons : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
to point the finger at someone else.

Can't you guys just accept chop's apology : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
and move on?

Andy : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
O'Dorgan is mad because I didn't send him an invite to my wedding back in September. I would have liked to invite everyone from BBI, but I'm not Rockefeller. I thought I heard that about Canadians. I was thinking you and shephardsam would have both been the life of the party.

I don't have to be really drunk to make an ass of myself. : shepherdsam : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
It is however, much more fun for me that way.

hyadoin... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
you got that wrong....TO had 25 million reasons to stick his finger down his throat

Chopper has absolutely nothing to live for.

Wait a minute.. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
you are friends with Berrylish? Does she know this?

I think the issue was about to go to sleep : cjac : 12/20/06 1:42 PM
and you woke it back up. Way to go Choppez

this Clydez : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
guy was a little too laid back for my liking

Oh, well the theory about Canadians is true (except of Alan Thicke) : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
and a very late congratulations on getting married!

I don't care how you feel about my accusation : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
to Dave in DC. I think he's behind it, so I'm going to run with it. You guys have no problem with that, but I guess things work differently for me. I have known for a while now that people are going to disapprove of everything i do, so I am doing the next best thing, not giving a sh it what most of you think.

Nargi, please stop telling me what to think of certain people. You of all people should know I won't be swayed and my judgement of other's character has done me very well so far. Please stop trying to make me warm and fuzzy about so many of the people on here that you are friendly with, but whom I think are complete jer koffs.

you're right Randy... : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:44 PM
I accept his apology. Pretty half-a$$ed, but this is snatch=clydez=diego=OJ we are talking about here.

Thanks, Andy : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:45 PM
Have a terrfic holiday. Boxing Day that is. By the way, what the Hell is Boxing Day?

chopper, : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
accepted. You're an ok little monkey, no matter what everyone says.

wait you think MadPlaid is a : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
jerkoff?? I no longer accept your apology. You suck again!!

rnargi, what's with this? : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
Chopper has absolutely nothing to live for.

I don't know what to think of this post.

Chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
you sure have a lot of animosity built up... This can't be good before Christmas.

Boy that Margi : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:47 PM
is a fast typer!!!

pretty much : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
he is saying you are a waste of air. Not even clean air, but dirty, stanky, make you puke type air.

No animosity... : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
I just don't mince words.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
Then you will richly deserve all the ill will that going to be coming your way. You are an unapologetic a$$, and that is very sad. I feel very sorry for you.

mr chopper : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
i think you have plenty to live for boy, just like the rest of us. except for diego, that guy is screwed, runs around with too many monkeys

I feel sorry for all of you : BurrEliAmaniShockeyTiki : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
.

Why? : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
Because I think you're a putz? Ok, feel free to pass judgement some more.

I should be smelling... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
wafts of egg nog or gingerbread men, but all I'm getting is a heavy dose of smug cluelessness.

Holy crap, Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
I was doing no such thing. But quite frankly, if you can't be friendly with Madplaid, then there's absolutely no hope for you. And I sincerely mean that. We're friends and I know you're a standup guy, and yes you take a lot of crap...but frankly, bro, you could use a father or big brother to get in your face and teach you a lesson or two in humility.

And, now you owe ME an apology.

There's only one way to settle this : BigAinVA : 12/20/06 1:50 PM

Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:50 PM
you KNOW that I'm JOKING when I said "Chop has nothing to live for"....ferchrysakes this entire THREAD is a joke!

chopper: why are you apologizing : bob in tx : 12/20/06 1:51 PM
to Randy/Melvin S. when you are the one taking all the abuse?

chopp : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 1:51 PM
step back and take a break. Im pretty sure rnargi is on your side. Enjoy the Holiday, enjoy the family.

bob, he finally apologizes : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:52 PM
and now you take HIS side??

Hyadion... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:52 PM
I'm never gonna live that down!

What I think of chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:53 PM
you told me how to get f bombs past the filter and for that I'm ever greatful.

You bragged about throwing soda at another guys crotch... That's a little frightening.

For a day or two, I thought you were Diego, and was willing to forgive you for the soda incident, because Diego was the funniest sob ever.

This came after I thought you were Clydez, who was instrumental in brightening a dark dreary week to be a Giants Fan... of which I was greatful.

Now you're telling me that you're not Diego. You're not Clydez, but you are still the guy who threw soda at another guy's crotch.

I guess I can forgive you for those let downs, since you told me how to say fu ck and sh it on BBI. Merry Christmas!

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:54 PM
because I don't like MadPlaid for keeping his sister in check when she railed against my Dad(which he did too), but rather getting in my face for calling her a bitch, that means I have nothing to live for? I don't owe you sh it. I didn't do anything to you, and yet you go sticking up for this ass when you haven't the foggiest friggin clue as to why I don't like him? Nargi, do you not see what kind of a dick move that is? Any nice thing you can say about me means nothing when you pontificate like that. This was not an apology, it was an effort to let peo0ple like you(or so I thought) know that I had nothing to d9o with the dupes.

It takes a true : vince in SC : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
man to see the error in his ways and to beg for forgiveness like you have done Chopper. I commend you on letting this whole thing with you and Randy die especially at this time of the year. Now just apologize to Dave and the whole load will be off your chinerrrchest

sacre merde : Ben in Adirondacks : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
aren't you people late for homeroom? Or is it a half day today?

No. : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
because you don't realize that you are your own worst enemy. You are creating your own misery from you own poor behavior. You don't get it, so I feel very sorry for you. Yours appears to be a very unhappy existense.

it is funny that people : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:56 PM
are slowly starting to see what an a$$ snatch is. He is even insulting his own supposed friends. As time goes on more and more people will hate him AND he will still blame Dave who can't access the computer during the day.

Is this the point where we get a picture of Lastings Milledge : jcn56 : 12/20/06 1:56 PM
having a rubber mask pulled off of him and saying 'and I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.'?

Lol, i was waiting for the psych lesson. : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:57 PM
My life is unhappy...quite possibly THE most uninformed nonsense I have ever read.

I have said my peace...enjoy.

Actually, : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
I think what you've said is anything but peace.

hey chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
???

are you still there? : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
??

a : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:59 PM
very sincere apology

Thank you : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:59 PM
for telling me how to say fu ck and sh it. You really are a good guy.

First off, : rnargi : 12/20/06 2:00 PM
I don't need to defend Madplaid or his sister...they are extremely capable of handling that themselves. Second, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure it's probably more blown out of proportion than you're leading me to believe here. Third, it's pretty common knowledge but not disseminated publically who diego is/was and I'm sure the same could be said about clydze but THAT info I'm not privvy to. Most people know you were neither...they're just screwing with you. Why does it get you so pissed off? For the love of all mankind, my handle is known as MARGI but you don't see me flying off the handle about it...it is what it is...it makes people laugh..it confuses others...it's a nationwide joke. Big Friggin' DEAL...get over yourself already

To set the record straight : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 2:00 PM
I didn't write anything negative about Chopperhatch's father. I really don't know anything about that exchange between chopper and schnitzie. Although I can bet, she didn't rip his father either, but rather ripped Chopper himself for something he said that he atributed to his father. And, chopper's comment about keeping schnitzie in check is beyond ridiculous.

wait you called schnitzie a bitch?? : Amtoft : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
You're even more of a f-ckhead than I thought. Oh and her brother comes to defend her and you expect him to take your side? You have to be the dumbest person alive.

At some point people : Ben in Adirondacks : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
have to just let sh it go. This has gotten beyond ridiculous.

I have to make : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
a number 2

so.... : hyadoin : 12/20/06 2:02 PM
how 'bout those Phoenix Suns?!

i'm sorry : ballzblue : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
i'm not busy enough at work and i have to keep coming back to this thread

You show : A-Train : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
that turd who's boss.

LOL, jcn... : speedywheels : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
.

chop ... : Beez : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
My "GWAVA" filter caught your e-mail ... but I just responded. I accept your apology, and I won't tell anyone that you were clydez all along. Take care.

Ditto what Ben said : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
And I believe chopper when he says he has no dupes; he's no diego for sure. But I do disagree that Dave in DC has any roll in any of this sh_t although much like myself, I'm sure he's laughing his a_ss off watching this all play out. Falsely accusing him is as bad as everyone who falsely accused chop of the dupes in the first place.

Damn I need a drink trying to follow this...

Wait... : Ryan : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
Who are you again?

I think chopper's father said or did something really stupid. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
Not suprising when you consider that whole apple and tree thing.

This thread could have more posts than : BigAinVA : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
clydez thread

Ben : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
I agree with you. I really wish I didn't get involved. Oh, well. Too late.

I'm pushing and : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
pushing and nothing is happening Uh Oh

Yeah, somehow I don't think Dave would have any problem : jcn56 : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
owning up to the dupe if it was him.

On the other hand, I'm fairly certain that if chopper and schnitzie mixed it up, she'd tear him in two pieces. Horizontally or vertically is the only part of it I'd consider up for debate.

26: committee : bob in tx : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
meeting?

BB26... : rnargi : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
Call TMAC and tell him to give me the keys to the bar...we need a committee meeting and some good old Christmas Office Party grab assing and other assorted drunken buffoonery

You got it bob : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:07 PM
I'm all ready...

dad beat the crap out : bob in tx : 12/20/06 2:08 PM
of the lady with the shrubs...or parked in front of her house and told her to " eat it"... or something like that.

I think I'm : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:08 PM
having an Elvis

It's not a party until : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:09 PM
TMAC shows up. Bob, call him off the greens...

.... : Davisian : 12/20/06 2:09 PM
Rain down, rain down (That's it sir)
Come on rain down on me
From a great height( You're leaving)
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down( The crackle of pigskin)
Come on rain down on me (The dust and the screaming)
From a great height (The yuppies networking)
From a great height... height...(The panic, the vomit)
Rain down, rain down(The panic, the vomit)
Come on rain down on me (God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!)
Big Al...
Chris in Philly : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
May have some of the MiS stuff...
Matt was a little Al Davis-ish in his man-love for players
TD : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
he would invariably latch onto a guy with insane measurables and then use a compilation of draft sites to state a case as to why this player was bound for Canton.

This year, he would have been all over Barwin, DHB, etc.

His insight was only useful insofar as he was able to vomit up what published draftniks were saying and put it all on one thread for the rest of us. He was great for that - but he let his own persona get in the way and before the 50th post, he was well into his tantrum.
T C 4.28
Kulish29 : 3/5/2009 2:50 pm
Was pretty epic. Anyone have a bookmark to that thread? Lol.
Oh Yeah
Motley Blue : 3/5/2009 2:50 pm
Art still hasn't posted since election day.
Yeah sorry, that's going to have to count.
Bangin Super Models and Doing Mock Drafts, just like Shakespear
TheShocker : 3/5/2009 2:51 pm
How many times have third rounders been netter than first rounders : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:09 PM
We see it every year that a guy caught in the third, fourth and fith round
that become pro bowlers and first rounders are out of the league. It
happens every year. Follow up comments...


Excuse my spelling : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:10 PM
I need a new keyboard.

A new keyboard : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:10 PM
is the least of your worries.

743 times : Andy%20in%20HalifaxAndy in Halifax : 1/30/06 5:11 PM
.

And yet... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:12 PM
The vast majority of time, the third rounder is out of the league before
the 1st rounder. I'm missing the point, but given the thread starter, I
guess I shouldn't be surprised.

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

4.28 : CardinalXCardinalX : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
you have a draft i can mock?

FMiC -- that's no fun : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:14 PM
it's much better to post the "Jessie Armstead was drafted in the 234th round
and he was good, why can't Ernie draft like that every time?"

Greg Mark : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:15 PM
he was out of the league pretty quickly

Humongous.. : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
Or the obligatory Terrell Davis and Tom Brady references. What this
Jacknut above doesn't realize is that we only hear about these people
after they become stars and there are a handful of them. Meanwhile,
every other great player is a Day 1 pick pretty much. I don't even want
to get the demented Mel Kiper III started on undrafted free agents like
Pierce....

Freedom of speech : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:17 PM
Like any of you have better things to talk about. When the Giants are
playing well you kiss ass, and when they loose you cussin them off. I
stay loyal to Giants wether they win or loose and when the season is
over everybody expresses their opinion on what position needs to be
upgraded.

29 : LSLS : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
but that's just since the modern era.

Lose : Randy%20in%20CTRandy in CT : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
LOSE!

Freedom of speech : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:18 PM
Yeah - that's the issue here.

Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:19 PM
The only jack nutt is you. You call yourself a Fat Man and you are right,
you are a FAT MAN with no brains and no you know what.

Uh oh : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:19 PM
FMiC hit a nerve.

When my pants... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:19 PM
get loose, I cut them off, perhaps I'll try cussin them off next time.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you aren't no Norman
Einstein.

I wonder if : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:20 PM
4.28 will start a new thread about it.

I feel so small... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:20 PM
right now. Great response, Shakespeare.

Fmic -- he aint no Norman Einsteen : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
But he sure is S-M-R-T

Ding Ding Ding!!! : AD%2DBlazeAD-Blaze : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
LEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLEEEE!!!!!

Now i know why he has that handle : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
Pass Incomplete..

Is there a : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:22 PM
Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina on this board?

When I saw the word "netter" : MooseMoose : 1/30/06 5:23 PM
I thought of Nutter Butter cookies.


Fat Man : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:23 PM
I'm bigger than Shakespere. Both of us get laid more tahn you. We get laid
by Supermodels, the only thing you get laid by your own hands going up
and down with your loose pants stuck in your a hole.

Yeah FatMan!! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:23 PM
You are a FAT MAN and have no brains!!! Take that!

It's moprhing : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
From being about 'freedom of speech' to 'i get laid more than you'

cool

Huh : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
he spells 'Shakespere' right but not 'than'.

Bill Shakepseare : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
still gets laid?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa... : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
You tell them Tim, tell them all.

And he gets laid my Supermodels!! : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
He's my idol!..and has time to do mock drafts on BBI..must be nice

SHAKESPERE : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
ROAMIO, ROAMIO, WHERE IS YOUR FORT? ROAMIO!

Will in NJ : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
bwahahaha. Thanks man, I'm dyin at my desk here.

Ahh... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
If I can decipher that last post correctly, I think the old "I get laid more than you" card has been played.
You outdo yourself too much. I think we have some people here with ties
to TV shows. Perhaps we can get you a job as a comedy writer, that is
if one of your Supermodel friends can't hook you up with the powers
that be.

This thread : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
Is making me miss Nizar

Now THIS : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
is funny!!!

my = : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
by

kulish : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
it's Shakespeare

Oh no : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
I spelled it wrong too? Crap.

Where's TheJake when you : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
need him?..they must've hung out at the same bars..

I know : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:27 PM
I get laid and do mock drafts at the same time. Its a dual thing. I got
time for everything when I'm here in South Beach in my condo getting
head and expressing dual energy.

As a point of clarification... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
can pants be loose if stuck up an "a hole"? Please let me know before I use that great line on somebody else.

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
So you think about Daniel Bullocks and Tamba Hali while getting laid? Interesting...

ROTFLMBAO!!! : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
We have to keep this safe until tomorrow..please someone keep this archived..

Your boyfriend must have : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
a really flat head for you to be able to balance your keyboard up there.

I thought... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:29 PM
George Michael left South Beach months ago??

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:29 PM
If there was a draft where players were picked according to their oral
sex abilities, would Sinorice Moss be a 1st round pick?

Boyfreind : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:31 PM
I din't say boyfreind. I said women supermodels. Maybe you and your boyfreind are looking for some new partners on BBI.

If Travis Williams : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:31 PM
Can improve his ability to simultaneously type and give reach-arounds, he's
1st-round material! Straight from Bill Sheridan's mouth...

Actually... : Modus%20OperandiModus Operandi : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
I think Will in NJ had the best zinger on this thread with his 5:10 post.

Guys, i think we should have read the thread title before insulting him : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
the real question is, how many late round picks have been "netter"...think about it...

Tim : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
So which supermodel did you bang?

Fabio : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:33 PM
???

Nah : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:33 PM
I'm just getting laid. I like women, sports bikes, football, baseball,
basketball, gambling and taking trips around the world. The brain has
two sides one is working on my freedom of expression and the other is
getting worked on by sexual reality by hot women.

Hansel, so hot right now. : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:33 PM
Hansel...

Has to be : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
Gretal

"Trips around the world" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
is that what you call kissing your Plus Sized SuperModels all over their bodies

Will you likw Hansel : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:35 PM
I like Jessica Alba, Adrian Lima

You meet these supermodels at : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
your English as a second language class?

dual energy , lol we got to have : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
some of that

Now I get it... : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
4.28 actually refers to how long you last with a "Supermodel"?

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
Are you challenging me to a walk-off?

Shep : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:37 PM
it's his keyboard man. Not him.

It's good to... : RyanRyan : 1/30/06 5:37 PM
..be me.

Will in Dirty Jersey : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:37 PM
Take a trip here to Miami. I'll show my world made of money, women, private
jets and I'll teach you how to talk to women or wait Hansel is here. I
don't know him nevre want to but he'll be there for you and I'll pay
for your hotel night with him and I'll be in the Pentouse of the hotel
doing a babe from penthouse and heck they'll pay me.

God knows : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:38 PM
what that poor keyboard has been through...

Chicken : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:38 PM
Does that 4.28 includes a smoke break?

4.28 ... free vacation? : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:39 PM
I'm there!

Will it's a trick!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:40 PM
Hope you like tea-bagging

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:40 PM
This is the first time I saw that sight. Not on my level but since you know
about it and use that site for yourself thankyou for getting me to know
you and what you like. Here this is waht I like. You can dream about
her and since you like men too, you can dream of the both of us. But I
don't want you to, I'm all about women.

Is it me or does 4.28 : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:40 PM
Sound like a down and out wanna be rapper selling cassette tapes out of his hooptie..

4.28.. : KJuicyKJuicy : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
With this posh life that you live, shouldn't you be banging your supermodels right now?

Here this is waht I like. : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
...im waiting....is paintbrush giving you troubles?

tim dont play the jersey card sucka : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
.

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
tea-bagging isn't my thing ... but I'll make necessary sacrafices to do
mock drafts with 4.28 and channel my dual energy...

Nah I ain't no rapper : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:42 PM
If I was a rapper I'd be making songs. Heck I have songs but it ain't no
rap its me making a porno video for you guys cuz thats how close you
guys will ever get. Dream On Boys and get to rehab.

Seriously guys : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
who is Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina?

He sounds like a : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
14 year old.

That does it : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
I need to change my handle to "(5.10)Jeff Hatch".

4.28 -- : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:43 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.superonda.com/_client_common/images/news/malibus-most-wanted.jpg"& gt;

Will In NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:43 PM
All the handles here don't make sense except mine. Its different and
unique. It makes sense. Will in NJ. You are a first class looser in
DIRTY JERSEY.

holy crap will, i was just about to post that picture...this one is better : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:44 PM


Humongous : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:44 PM
I'm changing mine to (8.63)(4.28)Tim Carter

Will in NJ : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant wait for randy, joey and peter to : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
hit on this thread. funniest of the new year. this dual energy theme can carry us through the 2006 season

Will In NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:45 PM
Thanks for showing me a picture of yourself. Are you stealing somebody elses
piss in those cans or is that where you live doing yourself and yopur
own living.

Will, tighten up : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
stop being a 'looser'

Ya Will : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
you're looser.

So (4.28)TimCarter : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
is a name that makes perfect sense, while my handle poses a complete mystery.

I feel like such a "looser."

I am heading to Miami in a few weeks : XXXXXX : 1/30/06 5:46 PM
can you hook me up with a Supermodel?

Bwaaahahahahaha, : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:46 PM
Anybody care to decipher "or is that where you live doing yourself and yopur own living."?

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:47 PM
That’s your boyfreind too. You go for men with gold. I see maybe this picture
attracts most of the members on this sight. No youre not even close to
being a looser. Just a f****ot.

shep : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:47 PM
that's not even ebonics..myst be some "rich millionare who bang SuperModels" talk..

sam, only if you can figure out what a " f****ot" is : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
i thought i had it...but there is an extra star in there

Shep : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
Yom Kippur?

Or wait : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:48 PM
Since we talking about dual things you are losser but don't act like one
because you don't have to, its labeled on your forehead and you are a
fa****ot 2.

Will -- what's even worse : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
is that the 4.28 is metric.

Uh oh : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:49 PM
I'm a 'looser' and a 'f****ot' (fa gggot ?). No sleep for me tonight...

"f****ot".... : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:49 PM
fernpot?

Woo hoo! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
I've graduated to 'losser'!

You arent a loser : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
you are a losser, meaning that you loss...something

losser? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
is that like Tommer?

TimCarter... : Modus%20OperandiModus Operandi : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
You sir, are an idiot!

John in Charlotte : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:50 PM
Yom Kippur. I'm not jewish. I belive in God and myself along with my
OPINION because no matter what anybodies opinion is, it doesn't count.

Tommer is da r******son : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:51 PM
we lossered the game. Yopur should no dat!

"I'm not jewish. I belive in God " : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:51 PM
.....

Speechless.. : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:52 PM
.

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:52 PM
LOL

great : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
thread!

beer is coming out of my nose : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
.

bob, where ya been? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
we need a scoring update

Modus : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:54 PM
You have the same problem like Will. I know you are both defending
yourselfs but come out of the closet or you don't need to. You did that
along time ago. I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of
Miami with a Masters degree. I know you. You are what you say. A idiot.
I'm a icon down here and whereever I go. I'm going to Spain next week
while you are collecting well fare checks.

"I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of Miami " : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:54 PM
...

what's a well fare check? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:55 PM
& lt;br& gt;

Bahahahaha! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:55 PM
" I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of Miami with a Masters degree."

Did you happen to major in Making Annoying Mock Drafts?

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:56 PM
I'm suprised you even put your opinion in there. You couldn't even get your
GED. Tell us when do you pick up the garbage everyday. I'm not garbage.
Pick up some people with yourself. You garbage.

Annoying mock drafts : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:57 PM
Will. You have to go to Mel Kiper for that. I'm not asking for anybodies approval I'm just writing what I want.

I am not a aminal : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:57 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.arnadal.no/film/images/elephant.jpg"& gt;

I'm guessing this is what would happen if Walnuts : jcn56jcn56 : 1/30/06 5:57 PM
watched a lot more MTV.

4.28, I wrote a haiku on your behalf : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:58 PM
It's entitled "Tapestry of Humanity" ...

Four Two Eight, a icon.
Not a idiot, icon.
We are all lossers.


this has to be a joke : djmdjm : 1/30/06 5:59 PM
Hi Matt.

John in Carolina : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:59 PM
That’s a nice picture of you. Is it you or you son, question mark. My keyboard
is messed op like your heads, but I ain't fixing it or buying a new
computer. I'm glad I miss spell on this sight. I use you as my speeling
aid and my slaves.

This just has to be a great put on... : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
nobody can be this ridiculously stupid and operate a computer.

I miss spell : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:00 PM
on purpose. Its good to see you all read into my threads.

lol couldnt get my GED? : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
sorry, senior, graduating in may, already have a job lined up working for
Johnson & amp; Johnson once I do graduate in May....man ...and here I
thought you were a psychic, guess you don't have ESPN afterall

Hi Matt : djmdjm : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
..

Is it you or you son,question mark. My keyboard is messed op like your head : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
wow, best...ever

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:01 PM
yeah, but you won't be graduating from Miami, thus you are a idiot...

Brilliant! : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:01 PM
This thread is great, my stomach hurts now.

Johnson & amp; Johnson are two men : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:02 PM
I know its a company. You like men too. I don't work for anybody but
myseeeelf. Mis spelling. ?? oh it workls.jfdkfdssjdf. I'm a
entrepaneur. Good luck working as a slave.

What's the name : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:02 PM
of the kid that used to post like this and got banned by Eric? I can't remember his name!

Will -- i know, imagine if i was Jewish? : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:02 PM
I'd be a Non-God Believing idiot

Oh Yes! : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
Trent!!

"I'm a entrepaneur" : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
.

Idiot. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:03 PM
I'm so hurt. Don't you have any other words that hurt.

Entrepaneur? : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
HAHAHAHA!

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
at least you can take solace in the fact that you are neither a losser or a f***********gggot ....

"I'm going to Spain next week while you are collecting well fare checks." : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
cant wait until I get my 'well fare' check. Should be teh awezme

Whatever happens, please : FranknWeezerFranknWeezer : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
nobody do anything to get this thread deleted. Pure gold.

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:05 PM
Oh so you can read. I didn't know that. I thought you just like to talk
about your gay dream fantasies. Come to Miami and see my business. I'll
pay for your ticket and food.

the more a read this : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:05 PM
the more i'm thinking this might really be Tim Carter

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh lolololol : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:06 PM
"I thought you just like to talk about your gay dream fantasies. Come to
Miami and see my business. I'll pay for your ticket and food."

If you pay for the vacation, I'm there : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:06 PM
I wanna be an entrepanuer, too!

Frankin Weezer : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:06 PM
I have alot of gold too. What do you have? Fruit Pebbles?

Will -- i think he was referencing : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
your fantasies

hey Tim : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
Were you at Prime 112 with LT and Michael Jordan? What really happened down there?

FranknWeezer : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
always struck me as a Vount Chocula guy...

gold : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 6:08 PM
fillings?

vount=Count : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:08 PM
keyboard's fault...

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:09 PM
It will be my pleasure to pay for your ticket there. You go to th gay nude
beach and I go to the beach where all the women get naked for me. A
entepeneur can mispell anything but knows how to make money. Even if I
didn't get my degree, I still would be makin money. Girls pay me just
to take my shirt off, while you are in the gay strip club paying for
some love and still get none. I'm proud of you loooooooser.

bob in tx : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:09 PM
gold-plated diapers...

4.28, found some of your GOLD that you keep bragging about : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:10 PM
pure gold

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:10 PM
I pay some Gold diapers for you. I'm not going to disrespect your family, just u. I love these threads.

"A entepeneur can mispell anything but knows how to make money" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
I'm on the path to success now!!

All this talk about taking shirts off : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
any thoughts on good bars in the west village?

(4.28) : Rich%20in%20L%2EA%2ERich in L.A. : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
Don't let these losers get you down. You're wiping the floor with them!

You'd do all that for me? : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
Everybody wins!

JLukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:12 PM
I've never seen this sight. Is this your home web page? Thankyou but no
thanks. This is what I like and get. But thankyou for your invitation.
Wait, you and Will can get together. But I don't want to know about it.
F****OT. I will be doing Adriana Lima.& lt;br& gt;& lt;a
href="http://www.askmen.com/women/models_60/74_adriana_lima.html"&
gt;Link (& lt;a
href="http://www.askmen.com/women/models_60/74_adriana_lima.html"
target="_blank"& gt;new window)

You hear that, jlukes....we can get together! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:14 PM
You can be Johnson, and I'll be Johnson...

Rich in LA : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:14 PM
Down. Nah. Up is the word. I'm getting to know these fools.

Will : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:15 PM
SWEET!

(4.28) : Rich%20in%20L%2EA%2ERich in L.A. : 1/30/06 6:15 PM
Look at it this way: you're a 1st rounder, and they're all undrafted free
agents. (Except for bob in tx-- he's a solid 3rd-rounder.)

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:16 PM
Now you are talking, but make sure you weaer protection. We don't need
another Johnson with Aids. Sorry Magic. You still are better than these
clowns. At least you came out and told the world.

But Rich, : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:16 PM
how many times have third rounders and UDFAs been netter than first rounders???

Rich : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
I AM ANTONIO PIERCE YOU LOSSSER F*******G****O***T

lol : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
"We don't need another Johnson with Aids."

I'm James Butler, bitch. : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
Respek.

whoa : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 6:18 PM
this thread blows tommer away..

Oh, We talking football again. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:19 PM
I'm surprised you know that the NFL has a draft. You know the MLB, NBA, NHL
and other leagues have drafts? I'll make a mock about them too. I love
mocking you too. This ones for you. David Pittman. Third rounder. What
you gonna do.

Tis netter to have gold : FranknWeezerFranknWeezer : 1/30/06 6:20 PM
than to not. But my Fruity Pebbles are gold plated, so it's all good.

4.28 : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:20 PM
dont you got some hot nude male plus size models to be boning?

If funny threads were racehorses, this one is : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:21 PM
Secretariat.

Donte Whitner : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:21 PM
3rd rounder. What you gonna do?

James Butler : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:21 PM
Yes. He'll be starting next year. And Chris Berman will be saying " The
Butler did it. I have only one thing in common with you people. I love
the Giants. The New York Giants that is people. I'm a loyal fan. I'm
trying to get them hot cheerleaders but many of the other fans want
men. Damn. What a blue world we are really in.

Egon Spengler : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:22 PM
Who you gonna call?

why would Berman care about : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 6:23 PM
the Giants getting cheerleaders?

bob : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:23 PM
he wants male cheerleaders.

Ammani F. Tommer : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
what you gonna do? Git sum!

hmmm...coolin off : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
4.28 loves men...a lot

Egon Spengler : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:24 PM
He calls you and Will gay.

bob : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
Berman would care because we got an extra home game...

shuttup : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:25 PM
LOSSER F***********T!!!!!!one!!!eleven!!!

4.28's inability to ejaculate : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:25 PM
has made him an honorary "Ghostbuster."

loves men : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:26 PM
Me. I love expressing my opinion too them. If they don't like it. They can
ignore it. Unlike you. It seems to get to you GLuke. Remember you
showed me those pictures from your website. I don't even want to look
at them. I know you and Will are defending yourselfs.

Will : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:26 PM
rotflmao!!!!

Winston Zedemore : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:27 PM
Undrafted free agents. What you gonna do

TimCarter = : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:27 PM
Peter Venkman

Hey 4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:28 PM
(4.37)BrianAlford called ... he wants his durability back!

4.28 : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 6:29 PM
name one building at the university of miami.

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:29 PM
I ejaculate many times when I do women. You like Ghostbusters? I don't
like men actors like you. I like women. Hot women. Not from Jlikes
favorite website. This is what I like and get. Get ready for it. I know
you can't touch her or dream about her. You dream about Jluke and Magic
Johnson. Johnson& amp; Johnson. Is that Michael Johnson and all the
other Johnson's? Wait you like Michael Jackson?

I love Michael Jackson : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:30 PM
he made Thriller

Chicken Teryaki : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:30 PM
Go find it yourself. I ain't giving out any info except on Football, Will and Jluke.

How many times... : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
is he going to link the same article?? I'm putting the over/under at 4.5

(4:28)TimCarter for BBI President. : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
.

so my name has gone from JLukes to : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
GLuke to jlikes to jluke

Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
Did you enjoy the weather here in upstate today ?

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:32 PM
You two must have made a thrill in bed together. Wait, Miachael Jackson
likes boy children also. Wait are you hiding something else? He did you
when you were 15 and you loved it. You only had to pay for it.

Wow : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
"Wait, Miachael Jackson likes boy children also"

"4.28 takes a break from studying draft reports to break it down" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/a0311202.jpg"& gt;

OK - who really is 4.28? : lawguy9801lawguy9801 : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
Which one of you created the alternate handle? This is too funny to be legitimate.

Byron : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:34 PM
I bet you did enjoy the weather when you were you were having a threesome
with Will and Jlukes. Now he is changing his name to GLukes.

lawguy, : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
It's me, I really have some of these guys going though, so mum's the word. Ok?

Nothing beats : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
outdoor threesomes!

4.28, last chance : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
we need a 4th for a good elephant march

Are you gonna go to my house and kick my ass : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:36 PM
Fargin nerd!

Instead of : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:36 PM
hanging out with all those Super Models, maybe 4.28 should start hanging out with Mavis Beacon.

Because of this thread : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:38 PM
I'm now pulling for the Giants to bring back Tim Carter

where is his sidekick : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:39 PM
(3.93)RonDixon

Jlukes look no further : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:39 PM
That is you in the picture. You must get alot of attention acting like a
fool. Wait you don't need to act, you are one. If you need a fourth.
Invite your brother for a man foursome. I do a foursome with hot girls.
At least I'm admitting I like women. And you are admitting you like
men. You are looking for a fourth partner Good luck there are many men
outdoors looking for other men. Like I said, I like women.

Will in NJ : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:40 PM
Psych Midterm. What you gonna do.

4.28 : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:40 PM
you sure? last chance....elephant march...

Byron. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:41 PM
I don't want to step in your homeless area. You don't have a house to
kick your ass. But Will and Jluke are looking for a fourth partner to
penetrate your and their ass.

I wouldn't : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:42 PM
mess with 4.28, He looks real gangsta here. I'm scared. http://niino.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/24/38/243817_wigger-15513.jpg

jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:42 PM
Your last chance to get Will Naked. Yuck. Now this picture is yummy.

Stay in character, Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:43 PM
Type like a 17 yearold misspell words and post crap like this every other thread - You are a f-ing loon.

only one more time question mark : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:43 PM
damn :(

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:43 PM
Thanks for showing us one of those loser Eagle Fans.

OK, that's four times..... : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:44 PM
One more post of that link, and that'll be the over....

Osi found 4.28's picture after all : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:44 PM


4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:44 PM
Thanks for spelling LOSER right.

It'ts cold outside 4.28, Better put on your winter jacket : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:46 PM
ohhhhhhhh SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

Speedy Wheels : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:46 PM
Oh you don't like women too? Great Will in NJ, GLukes or Jlukes, Byron in
CT are looking for another homosexual like them. Don't tell me about
the homeless outdoor sex you all have. I don't want to picture it, but
picture me with Adriana Lima, wait. You don't like women.

Yes! I'm part of the game now! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:48 PM
It's an exclusive club - glad I got in.....

Homeless outdoor sex : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:48 PM
thought i saw that on OLN last night

Eagles Male Fan that is : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:49 PM
You all have crushes on a Eagles fan. That is not Giant Pride

speedywheels : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:49 PM
you are now the tail of our elephant march

4.28 Parcells was undrafted : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:49 PM
UNDRAFTED!

You were in it Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:49 PM
Thanks for telling us. Man you are too gay. It defines wo you are. Stop hiding.

Yippee!! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:50 PM
...

you should change your name to : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:51 PM
TimSmarter...because you are winning

Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:51 PM
that's CNY (Central New York) like you.

You are Gay : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:51 PM
And you are stupid too. Pracells was the headcoach. Now he is coaching the
Cowgirls. Now go to bed with Will and rent a elephant for you both so
you can enjoy the penetratio up your a***holes.

Penatratio : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:52 PM
you learn that one in Spain?

4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:53 PM
Why you in a bad mood. Did your boyfriend dump you for a girl or something.

I win with women : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:53 PM
You win in bed with will and a elephant. Tim Smarter? maybe Smarter can
catch a touchdown next season and run a 4.26 faster than you get
penetrated up the ass from a elephant

... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 6:54 PM
thanks men/boys. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:55 PM
Thanks for telling us your experince and real story. I told you I dumped a
girl for another girl, because she paid me more for sex.

4.28 : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 6:55 PM

Do you like Women?


Does some who spends all their time : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:55 PM
reading and linking about draft CRAP have time to spend on
women - A. no B. no C. no - pick one MATT

4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:56 PM
By girl you mean guy right.

Bob : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:57 PM
Bob. Now your name only defines you. Gay. I have the old gay with woman in
bed. Remember they pay me for sex. And I love this picture. Do you? Or
do you like Eagle fans like that Jack ass with a tattoo?

"I have the old gay with woman in bed" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:58 PM
?????

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:58 PM
Let me teach you about boy and girl. You Will, Jlikes, Randy and other gay men. Like eachother. I like this

"I have the old gay with woman in bed" : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:58 PM
By women you mean men right.

Gay meaning fun : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:59 PM
You're gay is with will in nj. I put them in small letters cuz I feeeelt ike it.

4.28 : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 6:59 PM
are these your "girlfriends"? You are a playa

WOOOHOOO!!!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:59 PM
I HAD THE OVER!!!!!!!!!!

DING, DING, DING!!!! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 7:00 PM
We have a winner! The over has been achieved - 5 links of the same picture....

I've broken the code... : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 7:02 PM
"Supermodels" = Trannies.

Gene in Southern California : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:02 PM
Nice car you have. You're like avery Trojan in Southern Cal. Loosers. The
Longhorns took it up the Trojans ass and you loved it. Trojans. USC
Trojans. That is a university 50% men 50% women. You take care of the
men and I'll take care of the women.

Chicken Teriyaki Boy : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:03 PM
You broke the code of Will in NJ, Jlukes, Randy in homeless land by coding them up the Ass.

Suddenly I feel scared : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:03 PM
My name only defines me now.

4.28 here is the scary thing. : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 7:04 PM
I did see allot of women who looked like that, during my days at SC.

STOP CODING ME : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:04 PM
CHICKEN!

Bob : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:04 PM
Your number is Bob69 with Will in NJ and with the elephant. Bob1935. Give me a break Bob69 with Will. Change the handle

Matt, Quick : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:05 PM
run to the TV, Mel Kiper is on ESPN

I found it! : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:05 PM
4.28 hangin with his super model friends. & lt;br& gt;&
lt;a href="http://www.leehotti.com/images/photochops/1/16.jpg"&
gt;4.28 (& lt;a
href="http://www.leehotti.com/images/photochops/1/16.jpg"
target="_blank"& gt;new window)

lol : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:06 PM
not lee hotti, for the love of God (that leaves the Jews out of it) leave lee hotti out of this

Gene in SC : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:07 PM
You saw me having sex with them. Go somewhere else and watch. Or you can
watch yourself doing it with Bob. The 69 with him and wear a Trojan.
You don't need to you are one on your own head. Even Vince Young beat
the Trojans and you fell in love with him.

4.28 --Master of word play : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:08 PM
4.28 --master of getting rod jammed up his ass

Kulish 29 : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:09 PM
That is the first time I've seen you in a photo. Thanks. You just need to
show us the picture of you and Will in NJ. I don't want to see it. But
many other men here do.

He can't even get gay guys : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:10 PM
to touch him, what a sorry MFer

Bwahaha : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:11 PM
nice come back. "That's not me. Ha. That's you." Buuuuuuuurn.

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:13 PM
Master of getting rods, elephants, Will in NJ and gay men up his ass. My
freind 4.28 stands for a fourty time just to increase your usless
knowledge. Nad it stands for me having se** with women. Go F***k will
you f**ott and take the elephant up your as***.

Byron : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:14 PM
I am a Mfker. I did your mom too. I'm your lost papi. But I don't want you.

4.28 : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:14 PM
You
wanna see my hood wigga, I take you out back yo, and see what you got
then. I myself got supermodels, jets and shizzle like that, LEFT AND
RIGHT!

Bob 69 with Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:15 PM
I don't talk like that. I am that. Supermodels, Money, Jets and trips to Spain.

Common now : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:16 PM
Defend yourselves

Timmy... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
Seriously bro, you are digging yourself a deeper grave with every comment. You
say you are a giants fan? Prove it now...show some respect. To this
point you have proven one of two things: [1] you don't respect anyone
here and are incredibly bored with your life; [2] you are among our
younger peers who should stop before you are forever pidgeon-holed. All jokes get old fellas.

Don't think of what to say : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:16 PM
You all feel it.

4.28 , you must be friends with Nate Newton or Jamal Lewis : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
to be smokin as good a weed as you are

4.28 : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
I thought that meant how many times a day you jerk off while you are looking at old draft guides - you lonely, sorry MFer

Spain dawg? Spain? : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:16 PM


I say do what you got.


Rasputin : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:17 PM
please don't be a wet blanket just yet

Raspin Prime : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:19 PM
This is a football sight. I was very upste when we lost to Carolina and I
still am. I'm glad they lost to Seattle. I do respect many people. They
are the ones who criticized me first. Bored is not the word. I don't
want no pigeons. Fun is my life. I have my own business and time for
anything.

Dude : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:19 PM
Seriously

Byron, Bob 69's man. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:21 PM
I do get lonely when I've finished my business with my women. The only
one who wacks off by himself is you. I get whacked off by Supermodels.

Well, what is : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
your sleeper pick this year ?

Bored is not the word. : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.

With Rhymes like that I now know why you got Supermodels and jets like the shiznits.

Well, what is : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
your sleeper pick this year ?

i'm betting that Leon Hall (Mich)... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 7:33 PM
will
prove to be better than projected. Much like Cato June and Larry Foote
before him, Hall just never put it all together at UM. I'll admit to a
slight UM bias, but he'd be my uber-sleeper pick in this draft.

My Sleeper pick : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:37 PM
is David Pittman.

David Pittman : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 7:38 PM
3rd round. What you gonna do

WHATCHA GONNA DO !!!QUESTION MARK!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:46 PM
& lt;img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/mcmahon_20020730b.jpg"& gt;

Awesome : JoeMP2003JoeMP2003 : 1/30/06 7:49 PM
Thread

WOW ... : walm0walm0 : 1/30/06 7:56 PM
This just keeps getting better and better!!!!!

and to think CiP is missing this!!!!! : mgorgamgorga : 1/30/06 8:01 PM
Damn!!!

In case... : RyanRyan : 1/30/06 8:06 PM
..anyone ever wondered what it would look like if a bomb went off at the special olymipics.....

300 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 8:07 PM
lest get this baby to 300

can't wait to see what 4.28s : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 8:08 PM
draft for us tommorrow looks like

Humor  
JonC : 6/23/2017 9:26 am : link
and good nature desperately missing from BBI for a long time.
Oh my gosh Filthy...  
Dan in the Springs : 6/23/2017 9:28 am : link
as always - you are the man! What a thread to remember. I'm laughing like crazy. Will take me a while to get through the whole thing, but some notes so far.

First of all - bob in tx kills it with this one:
Quote:
not to derail this thread.... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:05 PM
but I told my 6 yr old daughter last Sunday to stop crossing in front
of the television when Carolina had the ball. I wasn't standing but is
was annoying. Guess what? She actually thought I was kidding.Then, she
got my wife to come upstairs so they could wrap presnts and I told them
both to stop making so much noise when the Giants had the ball. My wife
slapped me in the face and I had a tuna sandwich for dinner.I can't
wait to see what happens when they bother me this Sunday.


Second, what ever happened to Berrylish? I haven't seen her on here in forever. Is she okay?
Man, so many great posters that I don't see on here anymore...  
Dan in the Springs : 6/23/2017 9:37 am : link
Stu, Peter in Atl, DCPollaro, Davisian. Not sure when I last saw anything from any of them, all regulars before. Hmmm....
Davisian still posts, mostly on hockey threads  
Greg from LI : 6/23/2017 9:39 am : link
Peter in Atlanta.....great poster.....I've read that sentence two or three times yet something is just off there.
RE: Humor  
Vin R : 6/23/2017 9:44 am : link
In comment 13509145 JonC said:
Quote:
and good nature desperately missing from BBI for a long time.


Preach brother!
RE: RE: Me calling the SB win six weeks in advance  
BrettNYG10 : 6/23/2017 9:53 am : link
In comment 13508953 Kyle in NY said:
Quote:
In comment 13508705 BrettNYG10 said:


Quote:


Who Else Booked Their Trip To Indianapolis?

BrettNYG10 : 12/20/2011 3:11 pm
I don't know how anyone could think this team is NOT going to the Super Bowl.

The defense has improved EVERY week in the past four games. The statistics don't lie. From giving up a respectable 49 points against NO, to 38 against GB, to only 34 against Dallas. And then, this past weekend we have a 1985 Bears-like performance by giving up only 23 points. You guys can focus on things that don't matter, like wins or losses, but you'll be missing the forest for the trees and miss this defense's tremendous improvement.

Further, if you take away 17 throws from Eli this past weekend, he throws for a 100% completion percentage.

It's pretty obvious we're winning the Super Bowl. Simple as knowing the sport, really. If you think otherwise, you're just not paying attention.



Hah wow Brett, amazing call. You're very smart, we should all listen to you more!

Fun thread. Just realized I just hit my 10 year anniversary here. Some fun memories ITT and lots of time happily wasted here through the years


Lol - I remember that around the time I posted that thread I checked the odds and thought the Giants were a great bet at ~99-1. I didn't bet, though.
RE: Humor  
Danny Kanell : 6/23/2017 9:57 am : link
In comment 13509145 JonC said:
Quote:
and good nature desperately missing from BBI for a long time.


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RE: Clydez  
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In comment 13509116 GiantFilthy said:
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NFT: giants stadium section 312 : clydez : 12/14/06 9:40 AM
if
anyone here sits there and if you were the pu$$y in the red shockey
jersey that threw beer on me and my girlfriend during the cowboy game i
am just letting you know that i will be at the eagles game in the same
seat in row 15 on sunday. this time step up and talk s**t to my face
insted of runnig out like a sad little bitch and sending security up to
escort me out. your little buddy told me that he knows you from a
giants internet website. i hope this is the right one and i hope i see
you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off.

Follow up comments...

CALL OUT... RING RING : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:41 AM

I : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:41 AM
guess I'll skip this game in fear for my life

wait a minute.... : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
I don't drink and I was not at the game and my shockey jersey is blue. My bad

Please save your tough guy act.... : cj : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
for the parking lot.

are you a cowboys fan? : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:42 AM

Details Please : thebregs : 12/14/06 9:47 AM
Why did
someone throw beer at you and your girlfriend? If you are a season
ticket holder please remember that a fight in the stands costs you your
rights as a future season ticket holder. Be careful

no i'm not a cowboysfan! : clydez : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
and
i'd be glad to take it to the parking lot. its not a toughguy act. if
some a$$hole asks you to sit down during a game as huge as that one and
then throws beer on you AND your date then he won't fight you like a
man and runs out in the third quarter and sends security up youd be
pi$$ed off too.

312 : teso56 : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
I am in section 312 every
game. Row 14. I dont remember this happening, but I do remember a
Cowboy fan getting thrown out of our row for being in the wrong seat. I
will be there Sunday as usual.

That was me! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I'll be there. Pack a lunch.

This guy just joined the site : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
definitely a cowgirl fan

What did you do to get a fellow Giants fan to throw beer on you? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
Or are you a Cowboys fan? Btw, really pussy move of the guy to throw
beer on you and then hide behind teh security guard, maybe it was
chopperhatch.

Oh. Wait. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I was home. My bad.

another internet tough guy : JonC : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
you idiots are entertaining, in some small and ridiculous way.

Andy, believe me...it wasnt chopper : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
chopper wouldnt have been afraid to get in the guy's face

Couldn't have been chopper. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
He drinks beer. Even at work. He throws fountain drinks.

lukes ... hehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:52 AM
that was funny, even if unintended. hehe ...

I thought it was a beer chopper threw at someone, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:54 AM
my bad.

Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 9:58 AM
was in the
two-hundreds for that game and he was too busy making play calls into
his inflatable motorola head-set. Besides, gidie would have
b!tch-slapped him if he pulled anything like that.

What does your girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:03 AM
Maybe the beer was intended only for her

teso56 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:05 AM
i highly doubt that
you were where you say and didnt see what happened. it wasn't a big
brawl there was some brief comotion. if the f@ggot shows up on sunday
you will remember what happened.

G-d, I love : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
losers.

clydez : Upstate J : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
I think you're going to scare them away!!

thebregs : clydez : 12/14/06 10:07 AM
what the f**$ is that suppose to mean?

clydez : JonC : 12/14/06 10:08 AM
If you're a Giants fan, then tell us why this other Giants fan dumped beer on you. What went down ?

Dude....relax bro : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
Is she a cowpuke fan?

ummm : Shaman : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
I'd let it go...you don't want to get thrown out of this game.

Just an idea but maybe you could : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
sit down & not block the guy's view. Then everyone will enjoy the
game, including your date, instead of getting into a fight & losing
your season tickets.

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:10 AM
i think he is saying your girl is a horseface

i told you : clydez : 12/14/06 10:12 AM
some guy in a red
shockey jersey asks me to sit down. i turned aroudn and laughed at him
because i thought he was joking. he asks again and i tell him to knock
it off i'm trying to watch the game. a few minutes later a beer lands
on me and my date. i turn around and this piece of s*** is laughing. i
start climbing up to nail the kid in his face and he takes off. ten
minutes later security asks me to leave.

Sounds like : JonC : 12/14/06 10:13 AM
you deserved it.

Or Maybe she is a : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:14 AM
Hottie??

you didnt answer the question : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
are you a Giants fan or not?

that : clydez : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
would be your opinion.
i'm a diehard fan and i stand up and yell when the other team has the
ball. throwing beer on someone is a pu$$y move.

People behind you are : JonC : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
trying to watch the game too, if they can't see around your fat ass what do you expect them to say ?

clydez : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
I hope you do kick
the idiot's ass, telling you to sit down, then throwing a beer at you
and running to security. How old was he?

sorry about that bro : MattHofstra : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
won't let it happen again

go back and read again jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
maybe you want to come see me in section 313 on sunday wiseass?

regardless of who is right or wrong : bxgiants4 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
it aint cool to toss beer on a lady. bottom line.

Jon : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
if he was more than 2
rows in front of the guy, than the guy who threw the beer would have
had no problem seeing over him .

I thought it : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
was 312.

SOUNDS LIKE : azeblade : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Yea if the guy
asked u twice sounds like this wasnt unprovoked and if he couldnt see
you need to not just ignore him ....

I thought it was 312 : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
.

clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Maybe you want to concentrate on watching the game.

Now, which is it 312 or 313?

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
the way you are
reacting to a simple jeering over the internet leads me to believe that
you did a lot more at the game then you say you did in order to get
thrown out.

Nobody has a right to throw beer on anybody! : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
Especially for not sitting down. I can just picture the guy, some wimpy lawyer type.

So let's get this right : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
"he asks again and i tell him to knock it off i'm trying to watch the
game." Did it occur to you that he was trying to watch the game also
WITHOUT having to stand up? Did you take that into consideration? Or
were you just trying to show how tough you are for your girl?
Be smart & stay home to watch the game this week so you don't get accidently thrown off the 3rd level.

312 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
i think. duh theyre not my season tickets. :)

psycho : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:20 AM
agreed, throwing a
beer at someone is low class regardless of what this guy did to
"deserve" it. Point is, after he had the beer thrown at him, he should
have been the one that went to get security.

Sounds : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
like NJBay and RayF are having a lovers quarrel.

jlukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
take me to the game Sunday and we ca go throw beer on this schmuch together. I'll take the girlfriend. Deal?

CT Phantom, exactly : JonC : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
it never occurred to clydez that someone else might be trying to watch the game too. Take a hike, clyde.

Beez, if I can get tickets : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
no luck yet

Great Clyde! : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:23 AM
See if you
can get into a big enough pissing contest to lose your friend's season
tickets. That should endear you to him.

you're girlfriend : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
was huge, i couldn't see around her huge arse. sorry man.

you guys : clydez : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
are wasting my
time. i didnt join here to have my actions validated. if you can't help
me i don't need to hear from you. this a$$hole throws beer on me and my
girlfriend who was wearing a pierce jersey not a cowboy jersey and i'm
suppose to run to security like some little weasel bitch. no thanks.

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:26 AM
Just get over it
dude, there are a lot of a-holes out there and even more cowards. Just
let it go, you'll live a longer life if you do. Take it from me, I'm a
reformed "I'm going to kill (fill in the blank) for (fill in the blank"

JonC : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:27 AM
You are an idiot if you
think standing up justifies throwing beer on someone then running like
a girl for security to protect you from your wussy actions. I bet you
are the wimpy-type, too, that sits on his ass all game, never played a
sport in your life, and leaves by the end of the third quarter to beat
the traffic. What a moron...

No, clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
a. sit down
b. grow up

clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're right. It made more sense to threaten the moron and get thrown out yourself. Wise choice.

Psycho : JonC : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're wrong on all counts, Boss, and if you need a CLUE here ... we're trying to rile the guy up.

i wouldn't kill this guy : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:29 AM
focus your energy on the dirty eagle fans that will be there instead. what kind of beer was it?

What really makes me mad about this whole story : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Is the way someone would waste a bear like that. I mean at $7.25 a pop
those things are like gold. That's not to mention the 20 minute lines
and the fact you can't get more in the second half. What is happening
to the world?

further : JonC : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
If you're a grown up
you don't hit another grown up over a beer tossed on you. You don't
lose your friend's season tickets because you're a hot headed idiot.

Now, who's the moron(s) here ?

bear=beer : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Maybe I should lay off the stuff

Joey's right. : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
The
guy is a first grade pussy, but it's not worth the aggravation. Too bad
you had to have the game ruined for you by some loser.

Pshyco : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:33 AM
2 wrongs don't
make a right. When you're in a public place a little consideration for
others makes a hell of a lot more sense than returning to the scene to
flame the fire.

I hate to ask logical questions, Clyde... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:34 AM
but how do you know it was the guy behind you who dumped the beer on you?

i'm sorry but : clydez : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
where i come
from throwing a drink on another man is pu$$y move and an open
invitation to pound the guy's face in. call me crazy. throwing a drink
on another man's woman is a deathwish.

JB : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
Why because he was laughing, of course.

Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
curious, how old are you? And where is this place "where you come from?"

hot head, are you 16 ? : JonC : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
Let us know what your friend says when you lose his season tickets, that should be fun !

oh it was him that did it : clydez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
and if it wasn't why did he run down the stairs and out of there so fast?

Uh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:37 AM
to get security?

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
If anyone throws a
beer on my wife this weekend, it will be their last moments on earth.
Here is some advice..next time that occurs, you don't rush up the
stands like a mad man and start yelling, that gives you away. You
calmly get up and leave and come back when he's not looking. You go to
his seat calmly and then you choke the sh-t out of him and tell him to
apologize or you'll break his neck.

Because... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you were chasing him?

i'm 28 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you want to know my sign too fruity?

JB : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:39 AM
Sounds like a game of duck duck goose to me that got out of hand.

Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
I believe I've already figured out your "sign."

you are probably : clydez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
right joey.

Only one person on this whole thread made any sense : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 10:47 AM
bigbluefan92

clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 10:53 AM
Throwing beer at someone is low class but were you the only one standing in your row or the rows around you?

i don't know : clydez : 12/14/06 11:03 AM
i'm sure there
were other people standing. i was busy trying to watch the game. the
a$$hole wasn't some old guy in a wheelchair. if he had problems seeing
the game he needs to stand up or buy better seats. it's not my problem.
i love my giants. i stand up and cheer the whole game. he could have
gone to security but he didn't. he threw his beer on me and my date.

Sorry Clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
You're not a
bigger fan than I ... and if you stood in front of me the ENTIRE game,
I'd have had a problem with it. For what it's wrth, I
stand-sit-stand-sit throughout games, but I don't constantly stand
because ... wait for it ... people behind me might want to sit and see
some of the game, too.

It appears that clydez' an inconsiderate SOB : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
like Beez.

you'd have a problem with it? : clydez : 12/14/06 11:08 AM
you would throw beer on me and my girlfriend? would you then run to
security after i break your jaw? you'd have a problem with it. pfft.

Yeayh, that was me BIG fella and, oh, : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:10 AM
By the way, your girlfriend says to say, "Hi". She's calling from my bedroom...

. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
Tough guys over the internet are the best.

I wouldn't throw a beer. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
After asking twice, I'd tell the asshole in front of me to sit down.

I'm only inconsiderate to Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:12 AM
And yes, I'd have had a problem with it. No, I wouldn't have gotten
security. I'd have asked you - politely, the first few times - if you
and your girlfriend could sit down during "down times" because you were
blocking my view. Would you have taken a punch at me then?

You're right Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:14 AM
After
repeatedly being asked to sit down he should not have thrown beer at
you. He should have called security & had your inconsiderate ass
thrown out of the stadium. You get tix from a season tix holder &
you have the balls to tell this guy he should have "better" seats. You
my friend are a clown.

Throwing a beer at a dude and his girl : JonC : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
isn't cool, it's wrong and then running to security is a p**sy move on top of it.

But, as it's been plainly pointed out here, hitting the guy and
losing your friend's season tickets isn't the right reaction either.
Steaming about it on an internet message board days later, where you're
not a member and you're blindly attempting to track down one dude out
of 80,000+ people is asinine.

beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
if you asked me
politely to sit down and i informed you that that is not how i choose
to watch the game and then you asked me again, i'd ignore you. if you
tapped me on the shoulder and asked again, i wouldn't punch you, i'd
probably hit you across the face with my forearm for annoying me and
not keeping your hands toyourself.

Then, clydez, the moron, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:20 AM
gets tossed from the stadium, arrested for assault and loses his friend's season tickets. BRILLIANT!!

Couple points to make about the idiot that threw the beer : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:21 AM
1. If you go to a football game, you have to expect people to stand up.
Watch the game from home if you feel like sitting on your a$$ the whole
time. 2. If you are sitting up in the bleeders, don't piss and moan
when you can't see the field. If you want a good view of the action,
get better seats. 3. Man Law: Don't waste a perfectly good beer by
throwing it at someone.

I probably should have : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:22 AM
formatted that better.

clyde, I wouldn't lay a hand on you. I'd give you about 3 tries : Beez : 12/14/06 11:23 AM
with the "polite" approach, at which time I'd rely on my peers, who
would give you an unmerciful verbal beating, undoubtedly embarassing
your girl into begging you to sit down. If that didn't work, then I'm
sure some dumb ass in the area would eventually throw beer on you,
although it wouldn't be me ... and I'd take great pleasure in
eventually watching you removed by security, opening up my view.

Lopes, there's no question : Beez : 12/14/06 11:25 AM
about the fact that people stand up during a football game. But if
you're a reasonable human being, you know that at some point, people
will sit, and you with them. Happens at football games, baseball games
... you name it.

Unbelievable. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
.

By the way, clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
You'd
throw a forearm at me from a row in FRONT of me? hehe ... you've never
been in (or apparently seen) a hockey fight ... have you?

i sit between quarters : clydez : 12/14/06 11:29 AM
and
during timeouts. but when the game is going on i stand. and on sunday
when my giants beat the eagles i'll be standing the whole time. if some
f@ggot behind me has a problem with that he can move seats or shut the
f*** up and deal with it.

so when 100% of the section : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
is sitting and you are the only person in the entire section standing
and people are mad at you, you're saying they are at fault and being
the jerks because its your giants and you want to stand? Yeah, that
makes sense.

. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
Standing on offense is the best! I love those 1st and 10 plays from our 35.

i'm kind of tall beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
don't worry if i need to i can grab you by neck and bring your head down where it won't be a problem.

clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
You don't get it dude.
You can count on both hands the number of people who stand the ENTIRE
game. It never occurred to you to sit down when thousands of people
around you are? But hey, go ahead and beat up the guy and then have to
deal with assualt charges and what that brings.

clyde ... I wish you the best. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
And if you can't have that, I wish you exactly what you have coming to you.

You stand the whole game? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
That's just being a jackass. Still, that doesn't give the guy a right to drop a beer on your date.

Yes clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
yes ... you could beat me to a bloody pulp. There ya go.

MMMMMM : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
Now you admit to being tall. I think you should quit while your ahead.

What a humongous : JonC : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
friggin' gaping a-hole ... now I wish I was sitting in 312. Watching internet tough guys cry like a child is humorous.

I would love for : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
a 6'8" 300+
pounder to be in the seat infront of Clydez and stand all game. I'm
sure he would love that. Especailly when his girlfriend can't see a
thing the whole game.

You're "kinda tall". : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
That's great. Then you can be a pain in the ass to a lot of people.

Jon, I only wish a little harder : Beez : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
that you and I were sitting there together.

This... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
is getting good!

Don't worry Clyde 75,000 can't be right. : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
When they build the new stadium you can get season tix for the "A-holes only" section because you certainly qualify.

i can't : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
remember the last time i hit the refresh button in my browser so many times!

you guys are f***n unreal : clydez : 12/14/06 11:39 AM
somebody douses your girlfriend with a beer and then runs away and
tries to have you removed from the stadium when all you are doing is
cheering for your team and you would just think thats ok?

No, clydez. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
We've
all said throwing the beer was wrong. What you can't get through your
thick skull is "standing the whole time is also wrong."

No idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
tossing a beer on someone and getting them tossed out ISN'T OK.

But, YOUR SOLUTION is just as WRONG. Get it yet, Einstein ?

chopperhatch : gidiefor : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
Is that the guy we threw beer on?

"Unreal" : Beez : 12/14/06 11:42 AM
is appropriate for this situation.

He'll only be blocking 1 line of sight : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:43 AM
His girlfriend decided to stay with me in LA for the weekend...

Peter in Atlanta : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
You've got this guy pegged. "Inconsiderate SOB". Good to see you back, BTW, in spite of our conflicts.

BTW, my site is finally done. Just launched. With you away I had
nobody to chastize me on it so it waited until December. Original
placeholder said "coming in June". LOL!

wow : Shaman : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
Does your girlfriend know what an A hole you are? Standing on offense and blocking people's view? Classy dude.

Oh and if his girlfriend is tall and leggy : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:47 AM
the guy behind him could have always asked her to "Spread your legs so I can see the game."

sit down on your sofas : clydez : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
and
watch the game in front of a big tv. the game is for those of us that
get into it. the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys
at home if more fans were like me. you old f@ggots can't handle
standing up and cheering for your team then take your geritol and stay
home.

I call : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
'dupe'. NO one is this stupid.

Titans game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:49 AM
was on the road. Man are you a big fan!

i meant : clydez : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
the bears.

Berrylish : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
Scary thought if he's not kidding though huh?

what an idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
LMAO

CT : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:51 AM
agreed.

I kinda felt bad for the guy until he said he'd be standing : Stu : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
for the whole game. You are the inconsiderate jerk and probably
deserved what you got. i'm sure peole were nice about it at first
asking you to sit down. you become a defiant ass-wipe and that's what
you get. You lose!

Tough game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
to mix up.
One game was one of the worst collapses in franchise history, the other
was a game on Sunday night for number 1 in the conference at the time.
They are eerily similar.

Clydez, you have some.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 11:54 AM
serious issues my friend. When you haven't gotten over this a long time
after the fact, are still planning revenge, are joining a website to
aid in your revenge plan, are proclaiming to a bunch of strangers that
you're going to get revenge, then you have some mental problem and
probably need professional help. Now go ahead and threaten to beat me
up too. Sad.

Stu : RinR : 12/14/06 11:55 AM
I'm sure people were nice
about it for nearly 3 quarters of the game. Then some other idiot as
bad as clydez throws a beer. They should get seats together in last row
of 312.

If more Giants fans had stood : bob in tx : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
at Giants stadium during the Titans game, the Giants would have won. I agree.

If you do end up hitting a guy at the Eagles game : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
and he does read BBI he'll be able to print this whole thread out when
he presses charges on you. You really didn't think this out to well did
you?

Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
the way you thought
something was amiss on the Moon thread, I had a suspicion early on
here, too. After all, how can someone actually write this and be taking
themselves seriously: "the giants would not have lost to the titans and
cowboys at home if more fans were like me." I think he went a little
too far there to be "real."

holy sh_t : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
"the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me"

RinR : Stu : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Not even. Watch the damn game at home.

26 : Beez : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Outta my head!

I've never gotten out of the lot as fast : Stu : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
as when the Titans game ended!

BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
if they were all like you, would they be too drunk to watch the game ? ;)

If the guy threw a beer : Section331 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
he deserves to get his ass kicked. I mean, they're like $7 bucks a pop, right?

Now bob : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
Is making the
point that we are all missing. If we all stood up during all the games
and NEVER sat down, they would have beaten Dallas, Chicago,
Indianapolis, Seattle, Jacksonville and the Titans.

Yeah - why do stadiums have seats anyway? : Stu : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
.

now those are fighting words Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
I was holy sh_tting clydez comment, not referring to myself (and for
the record, i'm a damn good fan, i know when to sit, and when to stand
:o)

Stu... : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:04 PM
they're for the old guys.... DUH!

not to derail this thread.... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:05 PM
but I told my 6 yr old daughter last Sunday to stop crossing in front
of the television when Carolina had the ball. I wasn't standing but is
was annoying. Guess what? She actually thought I was kidding.Then, she
got my wife to come upstairs so they could wrap presnts and I told them
both to stop making so much noise when the Giants had the ball. My wife
slapped me in the face and I had a tuna sandwich for dinner.I can't
wait to see what happens when they bother me this Sunday.

Point of order ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
for the
Seattle, Tennessee and Jax games, how would we have known the rest of
us were REALLY all standing? I mean, who would be in charge of
verification?

It'd : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
have been the honor system.

bob : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Would you actually throw a perfectly good beer in your own home? Come on. Think about it.

BBI? : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Honor system?

BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
oh so now YOU wanna fight ME !! Come get some !!

Yeah : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I know.... I laughed too. It was hard to type.

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I threw a beer at my mother
for walking in front of the screen. My wife threw me out of the house
and I missed the 4th quarter of the Panthers game.

thats why we lose! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
because people watching the game from home are sitting in their
couches. REAL giant fans need to remove all couches/chairs from the TV
room on game day!

Typing THAT made me smile. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
And Jon ... careful. She's "kinda tall," like clyde.

Wait until Sunday Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
Joey can be our ref...

i can't wait to visit : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
sec 312 this week. My only question is when will most of the Clydez action be taking place?

This thread has been : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
a great way to waste time while trying to study for finals!

Stu: did it happen when : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
the Giants had the ball?

BB26 is like 6'1 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
or 5'13

ballz ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
soon as you yell "where is clydez from BBI?"

Mitty81 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
if I catch you sitting on Sunday, i will throw a metal can of peanuts at your nose!!!

Mitty, shut up and sit down. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
Back to the books! Or else!

How'd I miss : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
this gem?

Just think : Bavaro : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
If everyone stood
for the whole game it would make the announcers job a little easier
since he won't have to tell everyone to stand for the national anthem.

beez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
something tells me i will know exactly who Clydz is when i get to row 15.

JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
I dare you. Too bad you won't be able to hit me since I'll be blocked by the big-headed fellow that sits next to me!

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
Yes. She was screaming so
loud I couldn't hear myself think. I asked again and again if she would
please keep it down and move, but she ignorned me. What choice did I
really have?

Well ... look for the guy : Beez : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
who
is "kinda tall," standing, 28, fugly girlfriend looking all
embarrassed, but with a sort of "I gave up a long time ago" look about
her. You'll find him.

BB'26 : gidiefor : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
Standing and sitting
- it's kinda like knowing when to hold and when to fold - Listen
Chopper and I had the exact right mix at the Cowboy game -- the old
folks even joined us in the spirit of it -- our section was ROCKIN BABY
-- and Berrylish and I are going to be in row 1 of our section this
week -- should be interesting

we should probably go to : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:14 PM
CiP's house to watch the game in peace and quiet.

Mitty : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
I'll tell that Jet fan to duck!

gidie : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
its a god given talent, or maybe just freakin' common sense. :o)

JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
Fine, but you'll also have to get past that bald guy!

Let's : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
hope Berrylish has her voice back. :)

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:17 PM
Good idea.

This is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
definately the thread of the year!! Clyde = 4.28 Tim Carter??

don't be dicks : clydez : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
i meant to
type bears but typed titans. sue me a$$holes. i'm sorry that you think
i was wrong. i was into the game and cheering for my team. i was not
the only one standing for thegame. everytime i go to a game i stand up
and cheer for my team. i have never had this kind of problem before.
sorry if you think its ok to let some jerkoff pour beer on your woman.
i don't let that kind of thing happen. whatever.

clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
grow up. Your girlfriend got dosed w/ beer because she was sitting next to "that guy".

so lets post on a website : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
and hopefully try to call out one of the thousands of Giants fans at
the game every week... You should have laid off your tough guy pills
this morning big guy...and I am jealous of this guy who threw beer on
you, I wish I could take credit for it...

LOL, Gene. : Crispino : 12/14/06 12:23 PM
Prepare to be added to Clyde's list.

Clydez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
was she actually your girlfriend? or some hook you paid to hang with you for the afternoon and that's why your pissed

Hopefully clydez can sustain this momentum : Stu : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
and not fizzle out like so many other promising BBI prospects have.

Good point Stu, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 12:25 PM
what ever happened to TheJake?

Gene, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
Exactly.

clydez, the only reason she got hit with beer is she was standing
next to you. She was collateral damage. YOU were the target because YOU
were being inconsiderate.

After bob disemboweled him, he disappeared. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
.

I am just waiting to be challenged to a fight : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:29 PM
in his section like what he said to jlukes..that was the best post on this magical thread

. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:29 PM

TT, the funniest thing about that : Beez : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
is that someone would actually taunt jlukes. He's possibly the nicest
person on the face of the planet. Hard to describe correctly the level
of toolishness it takes to want to brawl with The Lukes.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
I have never met lukes, but I am willing to bet he could take this 10 year old....

Stealing is a major trait of nice people. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
That's why I'm not nice.

TT, lukes wouldn't get the opportunity. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
I suspect about 7 other BBIers would step in front to pummel this jamoke before the first glove was thrown down.

Quite : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:35 PM
frankly, I'm
surprised that the original poster of this thread speaks in regular-ish
english. I'm surprised it isn't broken english.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:36 PM
I would love to see
that happen...we should invite him to our tailgate so he can fight all
of BBI.. I mean as long as we throw beer at his gf, he is guarenteed to
break jaws...sign me up!

damn i miss all the good threads! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:39 PM
.

clydez - Here's an idea for an early Christmas gift for your lady. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:40 PM

Stu : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhaha

TT, forget the tailgates. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
Get him a room at Albany. At practice he can stand at the bottom of the hill and not block anybody. He'll be all set.

Another gift item. Maybe slap a Giants sticker on the side. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:41 PM

Pictures : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
Stu: Funny and appropriate

Beez: Not so much.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
hey thats fine with me, I go every year, he can room with me at the ole Best Western..

You forgot: : Beez : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
inconsiderate.

bigblueTT : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:45 PM
do you think he needs a bed? or does he sleep standing up?

neither : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
predators never sleep

I forgot several others. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
Lame, jensen, needy, etc.

Only the surface, Pete. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:48 PM
Only the surface.

No. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:49 PM
They're lame--through and through.

You're not gonna make me cry, Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:51 PM
I just won't do it!

Not my intent. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
My intent is to get you to post a link or at least something remotely funny. High volume doesn't equal funny.

Peter in Atlanta : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
=BBI's Barbara Walters.?

Here comes the cavalry. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:56 PM

HI : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:57 PM
Peter!

Peter... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
The sammich cavalry?

Well, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
part of it.

hi Pete! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
.

Jints - : Stu : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
It took you a whole minute!! You OK?

yep Stu : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
little busy today :)

I AM SPARTACUS !!! : CardinalX : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
.

OK - Cool. : Stu : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
Was just concerned.

that's funny : clydez : 12/14/06 1:08 PM
sure i'll just
bring an umbrella to the game. i tried to post on giants.com and i
can't even post anything. are there any other giants forums?

clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:14 PM
try this
Giant forums (new window)

maybe this one : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:15 PM
..
this gives you a better explanation (new window)

the other : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:16 PM
forums can't wait for this slice of brilliance...

Well, well, well... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:17 PM
this is my kinda thread! Yeah Andy, get it right! If you ever see me
waste an ounce of beer, please stab me in the eye with a lobster claw.
I woulda rushed the guy even if the beer wasn't thrown at me.

Berry, well then isn't it funny that gidie was the one who almost
beat up a 70 year old? I think he woulda snuck up behind the guy and
shivved him while I was going apeshit on him.

clydez, now you're picking a fight with anybody who says you're an
ass for getting kicked out of the game? Sounds to me like you got
clowned for a whole half a pound and this guy outsmarted you. If your
story was true, other fans would have realized the guy lied and stuck
up for you when security came up. Just shut up.

thanks bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 1:18 PM
here's one for you tulip.
link : clydez : 12/14/06 1:20 PM
link
Somebody missed Linking 101.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:22 PM
I don't even know what to call that post. Oh I know! "Worthless".

Here's a pic of clydez for those in sec 312 : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:22 PM

chopperhatch : clydez : 12/14/06 1:26 PM
who the f*** are
you? you think i give a sh** what you think? will you be at the game
sunday? if so maybe you can stop by and show me how to act.

"you got clowned for a whole half a pound " : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:27 PM
man, I'm getting old

Yeah, I'll be there, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:29 PM
but in section 125. Good thing too, this way I don't have to "hide"
from you. Dude, you don't know me at all. But if you did, you wouldn't
mouth off so much.

Seriously, I hope your girlfriend gets crabs from that guy that
she's inevitably banging on the side and gives those little bastards to
you.

By the way, how's this thread working out for you?

Chop : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
I am in 125 also...clyde you can kill 2 birds with one stone...come to 125 for a good time ;)

YAJ, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
are you 28?

TT, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
I don't want circus boy infecting our section

TT..you sitting in : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
125 this weekend?

DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:32 PM
waiting for you to pop in..yeah I think so...

I love BBI so much.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
...

Pete Pete Pete ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
I like
posting pictures and don't think the ones I post are "offensive." That
you hate that I post them ... well, I'd say it makes it more fun, but
... it doesn't really affect it one way or another. Your insults are
just part-and-parcel. And for the record, I never really understood
what the whole "sammich" thing was, nor do I have a cavalry. But the
best news ... you're much more yourself. And that's a good thing.

ahhh no s*it : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
ill be in 124

wait a minute : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:34 PM
are you that fat guy who always has his shirt off?

Chop/Jeremy : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
what row? I am 125 row 24 6-9

been reading this : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
thread all morning and laughing my ass off on what a doosh this clyde guy is...

Yeah i know : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
I got home from Po and couldnt put the computer down, this thread is top 3 of all time

what are : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
the other top 2?

Jeez, I don't know how I missed this beauty. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
The beer?

Yeah, that was me doucheface and I'll gladly meet you anywhere you want, you short-stack packing neanderthal.

I'm pretty sure your girlfriend was sporting nuts. Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer.

Gotta love Pete in the ATL as well. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
It just doesn't get better than a posting style that mainly consists of bitching about others posting style..

Yadda Yadda Yadda Sammiches..

.. : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
some of 4.28 Tim
Carters are right up there...hmmm, havent been on BBI that long so the
old timers would probably disagree with my top 3 list..but I think some
of them would agree..

I wish I'd have predicted it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
because I knew that when chopper popped in for a visit, there'd be a face-off.

By the way, clyde ... the mouthing off to chopper? That's my turf.

BWAAHAHAHAHA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
"Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer."

But mostly, I just love Shep..

Davis, now YOU don't get it. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
I don't have a "posting style." Pete's trying to school me.

124/23/1-4 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
.

this thread has to go to the BBI Hall of Fame : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
.

this is a pretty darn good thread : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
It is Real!

125 : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
row 34 seat 30

chop : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
I can still remember being 28

if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
want to mouth
off to me that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it
really doesn't matter. but it is classless some of the things you are
saying about mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you
are all talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip
your jugular out of your pewny necks.

sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

this is like a good : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
cartoon! Pewny necks!!!!!

DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
call me when you get a chance Re: tailgating on Sunday

clyde is back!

HEY CLYDE : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:45 PM
SIT DOWN

. : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:46 PM

wow i feel like this is the howard stern show : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
someone with a huge ego who thinks he more important than he really is!

. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:46 PM

I couldn't spell pewny.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
so you got that goin for ya...which is nice.

clydez : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
you do sound a bit like RAZE's chamber maids - do you like public whippings?

Davisian, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
Who used the term sammich? Was it me? Perhaps you should try again.

That was me... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 1:48 PM
I'm guilty.

You're girlfriend's : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
mouth feels good.

Peter vs. Davisian. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
Pete has the crotchety thing in his corner. I imagine Davis is wily. Could be interesting.

Nah, it wasn't you Peter.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
It was more of a generalized "yadda"..

But enough about us, I'm really lovin' clydez here..

So wait... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
if I do decide to come scrap you, and I win, do I get to make fun of your gf all I want?

Dude, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
I'll introduce your ugly-man-dressed-as-a-woman-lovin' ass to the ground. Quick-like.

Not even kiddin'.


This threa needs more filthy.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Hey Clydez

chop ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
you GET the girlfriend (and her new umbrella).

shep ... careful. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Remember, the hair is part of the uniform.

seriously notevenjokin. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
..

I don't want that : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
hosebeast! Blech, I wouldn't fuck her with clydez dick.

my gf's mouth feels good? : clydez : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
pick a f****n lot toughguy. i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag
your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down
your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your
carcass.

and if clydez smart.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
neither would he.

shep's from Canada clydezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
so you have nothing to worry about...they're French.

That was kinda Hawt.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
Do you guys swing?

clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
You're going to look awfully stupid trying to pick up all your teeth with broken fingers.

Sit down and shut up son.

clydez, : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
please stay forever!

Clydez, do you watch a lot of cartoons? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
I don't think what you are threatening me with is even imaginable.

Careful chop, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
he might drop an anvil on your head.

So Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
girl is actually a dude?

don't worry about that chickenboy : clydez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
are you going to pick a lot?

This is more fun than ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
well, trying to piss off chopper.

He's got an opne business account with ACME : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
So you know he's got all the hardware to make that sh¬!t happen.

chicken boy?? : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
How do you know about chop?

clydez vs chop? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:57 PM

PICK-A-LOT! : Beez : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!

okay clydez....hmmmmmm, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
how about...nope...ummmmmmmm....I got it! Lot 10. Do I win?

All I hear is how tough chopperhatch is, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
I want proof once and for all. chopper, pick a lot and time. Berrylish, you bring the video camera.

Hahahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:59 PM
and with "chicken-boy" this yahoo gives himself away as a regular.

... : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:00 PM

I pick Lot 7A : LarmerTJR : 12/14/06 2:00 PM
I will be waiting for you @ 1:15 PM. -TR

Andy ... uh, you hear it from chopper! : Beez : 12/14/06 2:01 PM

His girlfriend will be watching from my house : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
So this better be good!

clydz : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
just make sure you aren't wearing a met hat, or you will get more liquid thrown on you by chop.

I'll be in 18, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:05 PM
wearing an LT jersey and sunglasses.

before bets are made... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:07 PM
clydez & chop, give us the tale of the tape.

ok f@ggot : clydez : 12/14/06 2:08 PM
i'll shove the sunglasses down your throat before i strangle you with the lt jersey. i'll see you in lot 18.

bob, we already know chopper is the goat, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
but we certainly do need some info on clydez before we can place bets.

sweet! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
someone please bring a video camera!

time? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
?

WTF? : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Who is this clyde character?

sweet... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
I was looking for an excuse to buy new sunglasses.

Who wants to bet with me : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
that clyde doesnt show?

Berry nailed it : gidiefor : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Dupe!

Dude : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Don't desecrate an LT Jersey.

Have your monkey woman hold the jerseys.

Bill B: I'd guess Ben, : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
but then the fight would be off.

6'5" 265 lbs. : clydez : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
white osi jersey on sunday. i have a long full beard. i'm reall easy to spot.

Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
1. True.
or 2. True, but reveals himself to be a dupe having a lot of fun with this.

Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.

chopper ... long full beard ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
reminder: the hair is part of the uniform.

Pffft. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
Chop's a cakewalk. You wanna a real challenge? Head over to lot 12. Look for people in line holding disposable cameras.

clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
bob aksed about your size. You should really leave your woman out of this!

Filthy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
You know I don't like to brag..

clydez: what's your : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
40 time?

An idiot ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
AND a fat-ass.

Sorry ... but there is NO WAY someone is so ... what was that term
schnitzie said you were, chopper ... uh, self-unaware (?) ... that at
6-5, 265 they would actually stand there being that huge of a dickbag
and NOT EXPECT someone to throw beer on him.

Dupe. Confirmed.

how come no one : one slayed : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
ever says 5'6", 140 lbs?

because : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
we dont live in Portugal.

40 time? : clydez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
why? i don't run. ask some of these other cackling bitches.

Gene's neighbor : Beez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
is 5-6 140.

Clearly, you don't run. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
265 ... dude, have a salad!

Does clyde have any : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
intention to watch the game? or either fight in the parking lot before
the game and get arrested by state troopers, or go into his section
hoping to find the guy from last week, fight him and get kicked out by
security to later be arrested by the state troopers.

I just remembered : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
Isn;t the only guiy in ZZ Top without the Beard, named Frank Beard?

That's just good stuff to mull over while you're waiting for the main event.

Me VS "Old guy with Walker" just doesn't hold the crowd anymore. I
was becoming the Washington Generals, and NOT on purpose!

Doesn't look 265 to me. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:17 PM

Beez : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
140? Not even close...I would be shocked if she cracked 100.

okay... here it is... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
White Osi v. Chicken-chop. Lot 18. Time_____?

Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
1. Gonna beat up chopper.
then 2. gonna beat up the guy in the red Shockey jersey.

Beyond that, no plans.

I'd like to request shuffle times, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
vertical jump distance, a body fat index, and I'd also like to know
aside from drool, what did this waste of skin get on his Wonderlic?

I'm an 115lb weakling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 2:18 PM
check my profile..I'll gladly drive up to Nj to see clyudez kick chopper's ass..

I cant see him : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:19 PM
taking
the risk of getting kicked out. He's such a big fan. He needs to set an
example for the rest us fans there so the Giants can win

. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:19 PM

Brandon, he may show up in Tennessee. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
He didn't seem sure about which game(s) he was at, earlier.

self-awareness and common sense : JonC : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
evade many adults their entire lifetime ...

This is a great line - LMAO : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper
and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll
whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

This thread rocks!! : Stu : 12/14/06 2:22 PM
First off,
I'd like to thank the beer throwing idiot in Section 312 for making
this all possible. without him, none of this could have happened. I'd
also like to thank clydez for bringing this to everyone's attention.
Kudos to you clydez, my new favorite poster!! While I cannot thank
everyone individually, I'd like to first mention chopperhatch for
coming in and actually being a voice of reason. Thanks Chop. Peter in
Atlanta - don't ever change, my friend. Beez - Love the effort thread
in and thread out. Jints in Carolina - what can I say? You are as
predictable as the the next day will end in a Y. Stan in LA - you...
have a gift! In closing I'd also like to thank Eric and Strike Eagle
for also making this a reality. Good night, and God bless you all!!!

Well, then you should beat the crap outta me shouldn't you... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
but you know what the problem is with big ass dudes like yourself? You
think that's going to get you out of trouble all the time because
you're bigger than everyone else. But one day you pick a fight with
someone who is of much more normal stature, has a background in martial
arts that you don't know about, can take a hit, and has one of the most
ungodly tempers you have ever seen, and then you realize just how small
you really are. If you want to fight me, fine. I tusseled with a guy
close to your size before.

Bill B, this line is the tip to who clydez really is : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
"drag your face from my bumper "... it must be that Rich from Houston guy who drags the stuffed eagle behind his car

... ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:24 PM
background in martial arts that you don't know about

HASSAAAAN : JonC : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
CHOP !!!!

yeah all that gibberish aside : clydez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
are you gonna be there f@ggot?

"I tusseled with a guy close to your size before." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
Folks ... just, don't. OK?

Rich doesn't use his car. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
Rich is a true tough-guy and a hero to many.

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
That pic way above was a good call.

Yea I figured I'd catch hell for unveiling that little beauty... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Thanks Jon.

clyde, I'll be there most of the day, but intermittently roaming to meet up with friends.

chopper ... a request ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
could you not say "tusseled?" Maybe "scrapped" or something like that. "Tusseled" sounds ... like dancing.

I tussel all the time. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
.

I'm so glad : RinR : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Al Gore invented the internet.

See? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
.

Well if Beez says no, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
then I guess I haven't

hehe ... there's the "out." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
"Intermittently roaming."

COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!

I am so gonna tussel with chop at camp. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.

chop, you guess you haven't what? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
the guy probably threw the beer at your girl because with you, thats the only way she can get wet

chop, being banged up the caboose : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
by your prison-mate isn't really "tussling".

Have you ever tusseled with teh Filthy in the pale-moon light? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
.

OK. So jlukes : Beez : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
might not be "the nicest" person, after all.

Daaaayyyyuuummm!!! : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
jlukes with the roundhouse!

Honestly : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
I think Randy and Chopp need to get it on....Beez?

GET TO THE : JonC : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
CHOPPPPAAHHH !! DO IT KILL ME I'M HEEEAAAAh, DO IT NOW !!

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
so I'm supposed to axe all my plans for Sunday because this goon wants to fight me? And I'm the dumb one?

Gene ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I've been trying to agitate those waters for months, to no avail.

that might have been a bit harsh : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
but i just got back from lunch and had to make up for lost time.

Gene, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I couldn't agree more.

chopper ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:33 PM
excellent usage of "axe."

It's the least you can do, lukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
chopper kinda stepped in. I think the guy originally wanted to kick your ass.

And chopper ... come on ... set a time! Roam later!

There's one buffoon : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
on
this site who either wants to fight everyone else, or everyone else
wants to beat down, just to get him to stop talking/posting. Why is
that?

I'll tell you who I'd fight..... Lippy. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:34 PM

this is just awesome : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
.

SIT DOWN : Beez : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
RANDY!

I don't understand that : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
for the life of me...

The sit down Randy thing? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
Or how Gene wants you and chopper to fight thing?

Looks to me like the whole section was upset. : Stu : 12/14/06 2:39 PM

So clydez will be in lot 17 all day : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
and chopper will say we just missed him because he was 'roaming'. That sound about right?

Could you imagine what the GF : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
of a 6'5" 265 lb bearded guy looks like?

Stu : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:43 PM
I didn't realize Zapruder was filming from section 312 during the Cowboy game

This? : Stu : 12/14/06 2:44 PM

Yeah, EVERYBODY wants to beat : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:45 PM
me up. You're such a waste...I'll gladly welcome any opportunity for you to try and hit me bitch.

Beez, are you serious? Or are you ephing with me? 6'5 265 spells "can't move for shit" to me.

Did I take the bait again? Ugh!

That's : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:47 PM
"hit me, bitch"

You're welcome.

No Randy, that's his Irish accent : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:48 PM
He's saying you can feel free to try and hit hit bitch.

awwwww frig : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
hit his bitch

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
You need to go
find your sensai and tell him you are not using your might for right!
Did you train w/the Kobra Kai, that would explain your wanton disregard
for Eastern Philosophy.

Chop if you fight this guy, I will be yelling..."PUT HIM IN A BODY BODY BAG!!!"

C'mon Randy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
Ya' gotta' be rootin' for chop here. You just gotta'...

Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
where's your money?

What's the beef with chopp? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
.

Over 3000 hits. I think this just : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
passed our thread on our 1st round draft choice last year.

Filth ... you mean ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
WHERE'S the beed with chopp?

Always bet on Chopper.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Unless the opponent is shards of glass.

beed ... beef ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
... beard ... whatever.

Or 6-5. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
.

Filthinator : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Chop hates Randy, Randy hates Chop. Really pretty simple.

chopp said clydez girfriend's mouth : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
felt nice.

Andy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
it doesn't?

Joey, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
that is the info I'm trying to find out. Why the mutual hate?

that's it, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
I'm not typing anymore.

Nah Beez : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Height ain't no
thang.. the 265 might be something, but I'm pretty sure that suggests a
slowness. otherwise he'd be a pro.. Somethin'..

Filth : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Randy is jealous of chopper's name and chopper is jealous of Randy's enormous ball sack.

JOEY.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:55 PM
That's his enormous Balzac.. It is a nice painting..

i misunderstood chop at first : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
but hes a good guy

I find this interesting : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
"your
little buddy told me that he knows you from a giants internet
website"......some buddy! No fight needed...we don't need people
missing the game over some spilled beer.

Where's Clyzed? : Bavaro : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
Did he run away?

. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:57 PM

I didnt say i knew him from a Giants fansite : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
i said "your girlfriend has a Giant backside"

Bavaro, can't you read? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:58 PM
clydez doesn't run.

And the thing with chopper and Randy has something to do with a cousin ... but I wasn't there, so I couldn't say.

lol : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How'd you like to be the
poor ba$tard who actually owns the season tickets! Just of a matter of
time before he loses those.

Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.

Shaman, good catch can't believe he's still with us : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:59 PM

HA HA HA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
A lady I work with just brought me a gift of two giant bags of Twizzlers.

I said "Thanks, but you're a little late!" She said "For what?"

Chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Watch out for the
hide sh1t in the beard trick. He could put itching powder in there and
ask you to slug him,then you get a fist full of burly hairs and itching
powder. Hands itchy, day ruined.

yeah, like : JonC : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Mr Fuji and Saito used to pull that trick on the Strongbow brothers !

I'm about to fly to Jersey and team up the the chawper. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
Gonna teabag the beard off this mother trucker!

Tauro Tanaka & Mr. Fugi were the best, Jerry! The best!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
.

I once threw Ice and Mr. Fuji & Tiger Chung Lee : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:03 PM
They almost went all Clydez on me..

"6'5" 265 lbs. " Is that all you got? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:05 PM
My wang is bigger than that.

Filthy : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:07 PM
Please refrain from posting your gay robot porn.

Translating for Stan.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
He meant 6.5" but in all fairness, it feels much larger when Mr. Wang is inside him.

OK, this thread is hitting a lull... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Can we pick up the pace a bit?

Jon : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Chopper could pull a Kabuki and spit green crap at him!

dang : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
I just checked the seating....312 is going to be behind me....I was hoping to watch the whole thing while standing.

Joey : JonC : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
The Great Muta !

did someone say : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
Gay Robot?
Link (new window)

See how good I am at diffusing these things? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
By the way, I am due for a HUGE rep boost if I kick this guy's ass right? Or do I still get chumped daily?

Tajiri... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
as well...

chumped ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
with love.

sigh : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
clydez wimped out.....Its been half an hour since he posted. THat was fun.

If you take him down chop : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
I'll get Randy to lick your balzac..

Only if he's really : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
6-5, 265.

School bell rang : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
he had to go home.

hoLY CRAP : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
I take a nap and this thread throws up. Chopper would win this fight, by the way. Hands downs.

I'm going to 2nd Beez's "chumped with love". : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
Hard to gain "rep" points by fighting someone because of a post on an internet forum.

Maybe his mom is doing laundry and he can use her computer : Stu : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
.

Shut up Beez and Shep : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:14 PM
It would so ROCK.

I agree that it would rock. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
But chopper'd probably still get chumped.

i'm still here : clydez : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
and jlukes can join the fun if you don't mind me snapping him in half first and beating you with whats left of him.

Which half? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
?

Answer the question???? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
How many playtes of hayte?

I am going to the game : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:17 PM
because when chopper beats the sh!t out of you i will be skull fu*king your gf...dont forget to bring her

jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:18 PM
Answer the man, do you want chopper stains on your shirt or not?

you guys are all class : clydez : 12/14/06 3:20 PM
i come
here looking for the piece of s*** that dumps a beer on my gf and all
you f@ggots gang up on me? you know where i'll be. keep talking s***. i
don't give a f***. i will kill you and light what's left on fire.

Check out the ZZ Top eclipse : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
Talkin' about class..

Congradulations : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
you just earned a nomination for the annual Trent award.

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:22 PM
She was asking for it, I gave it to her.

I figured having a face like a frog, she'd appreciate the hops.

"i will kill you and light what's left on fire" : JonC : 12/14/06 3:23 PM
Is that from a Twisted Sister song ???

clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:24 PM
at this point, I wish I was the one who dumped the beer on you and your ugly skank gf

. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:25 PM

Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Which row are your soon to be ex-friends seats in so I can watch you get tossed out of the stadium?

We're not gonna : JonC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
take it ! NO, we ain't gonna take it !

I got 10 buck on clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
chopper is a pu$$y!

Jon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Dokken, I believe.

Ha : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:27 PM
John I think I already posted his pic above

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
I'm in the 300s,
not sure what section, I'll have to look. I can totally give you some
tips on exacting revenge on beer tossers. Idea #1, cover yourselves in
scotch guard! Imagine the look when the tosses the beer and it beads
and rolls right off

Who throws Scotch? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
?

What a : hyadoin : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
shitty day.. And then
I finally get to log on to BBI and see this.. This truly changed my
spirits. What a riot. I too would think Chopperhatch the primary
suspect but then again, if he did it he would have started a thread
about it Sunday night. Listen clydez, I highly doubt a Giants fan would
do that to another Giants fan for a reason that lame. Either you're
some Philly fruit, trying to start trouble before the game, or a bitter
dalASS fan that smells the Giants in the rearview creeping up, don't be
a tough guy here. Post your address and phone number so whoever did it
can come and whoop your ass. Or so chopper can throw some diet sprite
at your mailbox.

What's a Danzan Ryu? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
Is that Chinese for CPA?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:29 PM
please answer your thread!

NNJ Tom, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Chairperson of the Tony Danza fan club?

But what does his girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Maybe the beer throwing guy wanted to see her in a wet T-Shirt or amybe
he wanted to get her drunk or maybe she kept being rude and blocking
others view when the majority of people were sitting down so all could
view the game

NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
it's a form of martial arts. Now, you just cannot make this stuff up.

Beez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
did you know that 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

You guys haven't figured it out.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
His "girlfriend" is really a guy..

I'll bet that beer bounced right off her Adam's apple. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
.

Ya know, through this all, I am almost : Beez : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
embarassed to say that at no time have we requested pictures of "the
girlfriend." chopper, I recommend we get a look-see at the gal-pal
before you agree to any tussels. Is she really worth it?

The closest I get to the martial arts : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
is a Japanese Steak House. Never mess with a guy with a cleaver.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
gimme my thought back!

YAJ ... I did not ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
but thank you for that valuable info.

Ok call me a pu$$y : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
But I think taking shots at the guys girlfriend is wrong.

GMAN : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
Shep said it waaayyy above..

the force is strong with that one..

NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
is a cleaver a sort of an axe?

okay : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
pu$$y. what did i win?

GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
Sure, no problem.
Was yours the one about stuffing Soliel Moon Frye into a giant penguin costume and then annointing her with my DNA?

'cause I wasn't sure where that came from.

Joey ... assuming there was an actual girlfriend, : Beez : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
I'd be right along with you on that.

Joey Lauren Adams : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
He brought this on his girl, just like he brought the beer down on her as collateral.

Dav : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
If it wasn't recent, it doesn't count..besides i only get a hour or two to get my shots in..

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:37 PM
must've missed that thread..It's hard to catch up when you only get an hour a day on here..

GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
You said... nevermind.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
i just re-read that post..that's some sick sh1t to think..must be mine then!

Aha, I thought so. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
Strange that you were thinking of annointing her with my DNA but I guess I'm alright with it.

clydez..ill confess : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
I apologize for throwing the beer on you....but from far away you looked like a garbage can

JeremyShockey : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
You get to kill me and light my remains on fire.

Awful lotta violence : Beez : 12/14/06 3:40 PM
being promised on this thread.

Joey's probably right. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:41 PM
So I will refrain from mentioning that beer-wearing-beastie-faced-harelipped-man-woman from here on out.

I haven't taken one shot at his girlfriend : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Just wish a girl that is awesome enough to be a Giants man could be with a guy that knows how to treat her right.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Since she's hangin with a 6'5 265 guy, i figured i'd use your DNA..I ain't trying to catch nothing..

by the way, when you two have sex : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
does she need to clip your pubic hairs until she finds one that bleeds?

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:43 PM
did jlukes just call her a Giant man?

set a definite time. : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
10 a.m. work for everyone? Chop...clydez...Randy?

134 : RinR : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
posts from being the number one active thread with the most posts. Come on Beez! You can do it!

bob : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:49 PM
you haven't give a score yet..

when was the last time : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:50 PM
clyde has even responded?

shep - was supposed to be" Giant fan " : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
whooops

jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
you continue to talk
s*** but you haven't mentioned where your going to be on sunday. my gf
will be with me. all you smartass internet toughguy mung eating
c0cksuckers should stop by and say hi. otherwise lay off talking s***
about any woman. maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game but you
dirty f***holes are pure trash for disrespecting my gf here.

can I wrestle : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:52 PM
your girlfriend?

"maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game" : Beez : 12/14/06 3:52 PM

Progress?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
mung eating? That's below the belt dude.

GMAN...it's too : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
close to call right now. I tend to think that clydez really is 6'5"/265 lbs. and that he intends to be there.

I admit it. : Beez : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
I don't know what "mung eating" means.

broseph : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
I have not ONCE
disrepsected your girlfriend. Yet you like an ass in public in front of
her...now THAT is disrespecting her

Disrespect for your GF? Moi? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Never. Wait, let me go back to my bedroom and ask her...

Yea you guys.. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
stop disrespecting..we don't even know what he looks like..

Does your girlfriend : Bavaro : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
pee standing up?

bob, I think at this point, the REAL question continues to be ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
will any one actually care?

Berry, thanks : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
i just spit out my water

Ooops, sorry : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Your momma is blocking the door...

. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:55 PM
hehehe

clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
Do you like brownies? How about the missus ... she like 'em? I plan to bake a batch. Is it 17F?

Bavaro, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
If I hadn't already promised to not bring up the beast, I'd ask if she slept standing up too.

Could you do that for me?

There had better be pictures on here Monday morning!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:57 PM
.

jlukes, here's a Giants fan : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:59 PM

clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:59 PM
I really hope that
I meet you and your gf..I havent been this excited to go to a game
since NJBay told us where he was tailgating...

In a thread with so much gold, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 4:00 PM
how come this is the post that made me laugh the loudest?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!

More than 4000 hits on this thread . . . . : TonyT : 12/14/06 4:01 PM
And hundreds of phantom cyberpunches.

some of you are funny : clydez : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
most of
you are not. look this is a waste of my time. if a fellow giants fan
came to a website and asked for help finding some piece of s*** that
threw beer on him and his gf, i'd help the guy out if i could. if i
couldn't i'd keep my f****n mouth shut. some of you tw4ts gang up on me
and talk s*** about my gf being fat and a guy. real nice. so i ask you
to talk s*** to my face at the game and i'm the a$$hole? you gang up
like a pack of fairies entertaining each other with your f@ggot jokes.
but you don't want a piece of me. as far as i'm concerned i'll be in
lot 18 on sunday. i'll be wearing a white osi jersey. maybe i'll make a
sign to hang on my truck that says where are you chopperf@ggot?

I wish i still lived in NYC : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
just for the weekend..this just my turn out to be fruitful..

somebody : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:04 PM
please post a sign for clydez to wear on sunday..please

clydez : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
good idea.. but where a blue jersey..the white one might stain.

Respect ... : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 4:05 PM

clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
That's a fantastic idea!

Wear a sign around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.

someone please video tape this : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
on Sunday and post it so those of us who can't be there can watch.

it was diego : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
..

this thread : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
is going to break records before 5 PM. EST.

I will : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:07 PM
bring a camera.

somehow : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:08 PM
I knew you would Berry.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:09 PM
really? weird.

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
I'm so going to
find you dude. I want to help you start healing. In all seriousness
dude, people are just busting stones. If anyone knew who did it or
witnessed it, I bet they would give you the info, but from the volume
of responses, clearly no one saw it. Just roll w/ the punches, you're
the victim of a beer throwing you might have brought on yourself by not
being respectful of those behind you.

Either way, just let it go man and don't take anyone here
seriously, it's just some people having fun. Except chopper, he really
wants to tussle with you.

Guarantee : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
he doesnt put a sign on his car.

clydez, : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
You have to
understand that chopper is like a little special kid that we let hang
around BBI. He's harmless and he's a coward and he's not terribly
smart, so don't beat the crap out of him. Please?

What are the odds : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
That some
other dude named chopper wearing shades and an LT jersey gets su¬cker
punched and knocked the hell out and is like WTF??

this sh!t better be on youtube : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
monday morning.

clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
you sound like
a moron. I'm warning you tubby...don't fucking come over to 18. I'm as
serious as a heart attack, which could also be a problem for you as
your bumbling around trying to wallop me with those big, unwieldy
anchors you have for arms. I'm telling you dude, you fucked up. Don't
make it worse.

If you want to fight someone and win, tell Randy you're Bigfoot
and tell him where you live. When he bursts through your door sporting
major wood, hit him in tyhe head with the cookie jar.

or you can walk around the lot yelling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
Bobby! Cindy!..(i have to thank CiP for that one)..

I don't have a : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
video camera, someone else will have to bring one.

clydez - this is jlukes, just so you know : Stu : 12/14/06 4:13 PM

Now we're breaking cookie jars? : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
Thrown beers, broken cookie jars? I might have to drop the gloves here.

chopper : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
CLASSIC!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
About as likely
as Filthy posting that photoshopped picture of you dancing w/ a shirt
off.....he'd NEVER do taht again...ever,he's too much of a pusswad. You
know, the Can't stop Davisian one...never. EVER

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
I'm at almost
every game and camp, where are you to act on these threats? At home
playing wifey. I'm done with you bitch.

Davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
did you happen to see that im gonna be in a luxury box for the devs/rangers game?

What we need is CiP to post a BBI : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
group photo so he can see everybody faces..

A Filthy Classic : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:15 PM

GMan : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:15 PM
i posted pics from training camp of me, davis, chopper, lippy and shep

jlukes : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
i must'v e missed
that one..post it agin and circle chopper's face so clydez can know who
he's looking for..can't have the wrong guy getting punched out and set
on fire..

lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
I did see that, NICE! I hope you get a good look at Cam Janssen getting his ass kicked!!!!

here is a group photo : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
chopper is the one on the right in the white shirt

Normally I park near the entrance : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
for a quick get away but parking in Lot 18 this Sunday might be worth the 2 hour delay to get out.

I hope you learned something.. : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
The next time I tell some dumbass to sit down, they better sit down, pronto.
But I didn't throw any beer. That was pee in that cup.

does anyone have a picture of chopperhatch? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
or a real one of jlukes?

Coach : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
Shep beat you to that one by like 2 hours.

Stop googling "static loads"..

damn...let me try this again : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:19 PM
.

i am surprised eric hasn't deleted : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
this masterpiece....clydez, you are issuing a threat on thne internet...not good man

Davisian : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
I didn't have time to read the whole thread.
I was too busy choking from laughter.

chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
has probably already sent a copy of this thread to the police.

clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp

clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp

Jints - this is what I think of that threat. : Stu : 12/14/06 4:24 PM

oops : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
chopp is on the left

i've only been lurking on this but : jgrasty : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
PLEASE DON'T DELETE, this is great and if it gets deleted i may have to do work this afternoon

here is shep larry and beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:25 PM

Where's Beez? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
.

can't believe he is asking for pictures.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
I guess parking lot 18 has replaced 51st and Park..

shepherdsam (left) and davisian (right) : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
just before I took his title

Chopper : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:27 PM
That "tubby" post was
one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. I had to leave
my desk to stop laughing...thanks.

jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:28 PM
You may have taken the title but all I ever wanted was your repcet.

How can I possibly be expected to work today? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 4:29 PM
Fascinating reading....

i'm not the only one talking s*** here : clydez : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
and i'm not threatening anybody. i'm saying if you are man enough to
talk s*** here and you'll be at the game stop by and see me. otherwise,
shut the f*** up.

BBI : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
needed a thread like this. It's been a while.

I would be willing to bet that there will : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
be an elevated level of security at the stadium this weekend.

I'm : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
not man enough, but where do you tailgate?

learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:33 PM
how to fucking curse you malignant cunt

^^^ : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
directed at clydez

here we go : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
Picture of chop...my money's on him

too funny : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
"i'm not threatening anybody"

Who was it again who said jlukes was the nicest BBI'er of them all? : Stu : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
.

i don't tailgate in : clydez : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
one spot. i'm not a season ticket holder. i get tickets sometimes from a guy i work for. i'll be in 18 this sunday.

This post : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
clydez, :
shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM That's a fantastic idea! Wear a sign
around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.

has to be the best. Funny sh1t, shep.

WHOA : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
someone stole jlukes' login info!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
Chopper just
pretty much said you're in trouble dude as in your ass is kicked.
That's a threat! You guys need to duke it out already.

TWO MEN ENTER.. : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
ONE MAN LEAVE !!!!

I left this thread for dead..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
about three hours ago. Who knew 3 hours later he'd have threatened
roughly 3/4 of BBI's members, and counting. And everyone's askeerd of
him.

I'll be there tough-guy. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:39 PM
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Probably be hanging out in ummm, C section.

Eating a nice salad.
You'd need forceps to pull me outta there.

clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:41 PM
i can help you out..Was it a white guy or a black guy?..that should narrow it down some..

is this you jlukes? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
hahahahaha! how do you type so tough with those arms without snapping one of them? http://www.xanga.com/jlukes
Link (new window)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
bwahahaha ... man, this is funny.

clydez ... you do realize, just for the sake of the conversation,
that the first hand you lay on anyone and you're goin' to the big house
... I mean, you know that, right?

That said, I am still callin' a BIG ol' batch o' BS on this one. I
just wish I could be at the stadium Sunday. Alas, I'll be watching the
game at home. Standing up the entire time, of course.

Lot 18 is pretty big... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Can we get a specific section - 18A/B/C/D/E/F... etc. ?

Someone needs to make a title belt, too.

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Holy crap, I was so not expecting clydez to just own jlukes like that.

i can't seriously believe this : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
600 complete and seperate posts...

and not ONE FORCKING MEOW!! well, there is one meow. meow stop these forcking shannanigans right forcking meow

Oh man ... hehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
now clydez a stalker, too!

I know I've asked this before and you've all put the kibosh on ... but ...

BEST
THREAD
EVER???

wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
is that jlukes?

a b c d z : clydez : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
i don't give a
s***. let chopperpu$$y pick it out. i'll be in 18c until chopperhatch
or jlukes tells me different. beez i'm really surprised you won't be
there.

That IM thing : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
made my brain hurt

Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
my gosh

Bobby!.. Cindy! : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
It worked for the Brady's..

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
HOLY AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

clydez ... why are you "surprised" I won't be there? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
(This should be good.)

JOey : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
aren't you glad you are going to THIS game?

What.. the.. bloody.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
HELL?!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I hve not only
given you advice and stuck up for your girl, but I have egged you on
and not ONCE have you had the decency to acknowledge me.

Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
Will you be sitting or standing in 18C?

Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
and to think ... you skipped the Chicago game ... for THIS!!!

sweet : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I might have to walk over to 18c to see if any of this goes down. I'm sure it won't....but curiosity will get to me.

I'll trade ANYONE my tickets to the : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
Skins game on the 21st to this game Sunday!

What time? : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
10AM is way too early, it's a 4:15 game. I need to be good and liquored up!

Wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
That IM post is odd.

joey you are wrong : clydez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
i gave you credit. you were right that i should have waited and snuck the guy instead of climbing the seats after him.

In any event ... I really wish I could make it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
not because of clydez absolutely stellar appearance on the scene, but
because this will be a great game ... and if I could make it this time,
I'd be bringing my son to his first game (made the promise after the
Chicago game with my brother - "the next game I go to, you're coming
with me") ... so, alas, clydez ... maybe we can meet up at camp next
summer. YEEHAW!

here's a tough question... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
Which would be worse come Monday: (1) clydez "the White Osi" and
chicken-chop actually fight and someone gets hurt or in trouble with
the law or(2) clydez no-shows and chopper struts all day?

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
then I get to break his arm and call it self-defense AND he gets to be someone's wifey.

is your gf named Amy? if so, she was pretty hot : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
.

2) : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
Not even close

bob, while I've never met chopper, : Beez : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
I feel reasonably confident in saying that even he is not stupid enough
to get into a fistfight before a Giants game ... and I'm just hoping
that, real or contrived, this clydez fella is just some billy badass
blowin' off steam, because if not, that is ... unfortunate.

chopper ... lol ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
sorry, man ... that didn't come out right ... that even he is not stupid enough

I'm really, really disturbed by this xanga development.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
..

And chopper? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
You wanna break my 8-year-old boy's arm now? I told you ... the boy will completely rip you a new one. He's got SKILLZ!

Is there any chance..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:55 PM
of
setting this battle royal up within viewing distance of the BBI
tailgate? That way Chopper can disembowel this guy for our amusement,
and we might even be able to take a little action on it. Makes a nice
BBI meet and greet.

Wow, approaching 700 posts. : manh george : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
That clydez is a leader among men.

clydez has mad sklilz! : Stu : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
.

I'll go with Door Number 2 : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
bob

I HOPE YOU HAD A HELL OF A CRAP : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
T-BONE!!!

you know : clydez : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
this is actually a very good giants website. i've really enjoyed reading some of the threads.

clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
I was only kidding with my comments, please don't p3wn me like you did to jlukes

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

manh ... now I'm pissed. : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
We could have had a thread like this before we met for our battle royale in The Bing. Dammit!

YAJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
What's your myspace address?

ok, so i'm guessing that was a NO on the Amy thing : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
.

Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to mention that! I still call dupe.

Shut up Farva.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
..

Clydez, don't start.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
crappin' out on us now. This thread has a shot at 1,000 posts. Pu$$y.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Give it a rest already!!! good crap on a stick man! Nothing is going to happen between you too Blutos, so just cool it.

Berry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Maybe a dupe, there's evidence both ways..

Beez, that wouldn't have worked. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
My wife is tougher than either of us, I assure you.

Davis, what evidence is there : Beez : 12/14/06 5:02 PM
in the "not a dupe" direction?

manh ... she was very nice. Perfect temperament for an assassin.

geez : Shaman : 12/14/06 5:03 PM
I gotta go guys...this
was fun. clydez....you should just let it go so your friend doesn't
lose his season tickets. You also don't want to miss this game.

You can stalk me all you want. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
Look hard enough and you'll find quite a few revealing shots of me online. One of them is a full shot of my mangina.

Serious.

For instance : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
I can't see why a dupe handle would not have pwn3d the lukes under his regular handle.

And the style is just not familiar in any way.

Perhaps. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:05 PM
But if he doesn't know jlukes, then why would he care?

i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff.

I've saved this thread as much as I can. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
But I have to leave the office now. Somebody take over.

Ok : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
so how come when you do a google image search for giantfilthy you come up with this?

Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
CardinalX asked if your girlfriends name is Amy. Maybe he was sitting behind you.

So, clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
What's it up to now? How many people are you going to kill at the game? I lost track.

I may feel stupid for it later..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
but I have to admit I'll be training the binocs on 312 every now and then Sunday.

clyde is the cyber winner : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
jlukes still without a response...as for sunday, that is yet to be seen

well not you beez : clydez : 12/14/06 5:11 PM
your not going to be there right?

This post had me in tears Lol! : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:12 PM
Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.

without response : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:13 PM
sorry i work
for a living and have to make a commute home. I dont have my PDA open
while im driving. Yeah, that is mine. Nothing to hide there. How is
that getting pwn3d exactly?

I have a stalker...awesome.

....end bold : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:13 PM

clydez ... as far as you know, no. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
Do you really think I'd put a sign on my car, inviting you over? Nah
... I'd wait until you were into it with chopper, then slice your
Achille's from behind. Then have some hamburgers.

Jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
has a stalker too! Pssssst, want two? I know someone.

and yes, that picture is of me : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
sophomore year in college on halloween. Notice the giants Dollar sign around my neck? Straight ballin'

Bavaro, just because i laughed : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
does NOT mean that it was me that tossed that beer either.

lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Not so much getting pwn3d as much as WHAT THE HELL is with that, that.. how do you kids say it? That Bling??!

jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
in the sense that some anonymous raving lunatic who wants to kill someone at the game now has your picture.

feel free to browse the site if you wish : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
nothing to hide.

Now this is a trick I'd like to see: : manh george : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Clyde is going to rip off a part of chopper's head, and NOT get thrown out of the game.

Davis - bling-blang to be exact : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
and as I said above, that picture is from halloween

OH, Halloween : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
Well I know all about lookin' like a tool on Halloween..

Like a tool? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
I think my boy lukes is quite handsome.

clydez is not gonna kill - or even hit - anybody. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
If he even exists ... and I'm still with the "BS crowd" ... I'm sayin'
there's a meeting, some smirking and jawing and some eating and
drinking, then a football game. Really wish I could be there, just to
see Rich drag the bird.

CardinalX : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
I didn't say you
threw beer. I'm saying that you may be the only witness to the event.
He still hasn't answered if his gf is Amy.

Man : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
I could show you cats some pictures of me that would have you rolling

jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
so you have grown up
some since then? because if you're not much bigger than that picture i
might have to let my gf kick your ass to be fair to you.

jlukes is an A-Number 1 pu55y ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:19 PM
I can vouch for that. I mouthed off, threw popcorn in his direction and all he did was smile and wave. WTF!

me and osi from training camp : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:19 PM

clydez, don't you think it's rather pathetic that you are getting
this worked up over the internet? I mean, what exactly would you tell
your girlfriend on sunday "hunny, hold my beer, those guys over there
joked around with me on the internet and now i need to beat them up?"

ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
the "you're not worth my effort so much so that even my billie bad ass girfriend can beat you up."

Notice how I changed billy to billie to denote the sex difference? Clever.

Psssst, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
Osi is the one in the blue jersey.

so you can bring your girlfriend into this : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
but we cant?

I got an Idea

You leave your girlfriend out of BBI, and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend

Holy S**t! : HOWYADOIN : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
This is the longest thread I have ever seen !

he's not saying much of anything at this point is he? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
I'm also not saying i didn't throw the beer either.

ok, i am definately saying i did not run for security

Ohhhhhhhhh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
the irony! jlukes postin' a picture with the non-white Osi. I think there's symbolism here, somewhere.

clydez, you have pics of your girlfriend?

lukes is savvy : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
And if the bible has taught us anything, its that savvy dominates teh ZZ Top al all times..

i guess not. : clydez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
you're changing your tune now pigeon chest. where's all the aggression from earlier?

Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
no religion.

Coincidence? Jlukes shows a picture with Osi... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
and clydz says he'll be wearing a white Osi jersey.

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmmm"....

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
please show me one
post of aggression by me in this entire thread. (besides the whole
cursing thing). at least 4.28 tim carter was funny. you're not even
creative

Sorry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
If The Republican controlled Supreme court has taught us anything, its that Savvy dominates ZZ Top at all times..

clydez ... WTF! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend

Leaving the aggression??? lukes is flat-out taunting you!

speedy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
you need a new handle (5:21) :)

Shep! : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
LOL. Best thread ever for pure entertainmnet.

i think you need a less on the difference between : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:24 PM
"agression" and "busting your balls"

It's the West Coast thing, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
We're always behind.....

so are you going to be in 18c : clydez : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
jlukes? i'm not here to entertain you. i came here looking for some
a$$hole from the cowboys game. you're a smartass little punk.

Jlukes - don't ask him to go through the entire thread looking for that... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:26 PM
It's too freakin' long!

i'm putting $10 on JLukes he can kick Ian's ass : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:27 PM
who's with me?!?!

Approaching 700..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:28 PM
posts and threats. WooHoo!

I'm with ya! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
I think jlukes has martial arts skills that clydez doesn't know about. Like Chopper....

Who : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
is Ian?

Ian is Amy's boyfriend : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
.

rockythompson says he can beat 'em all up! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
Yes he does.

Clyde, be careful. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
jlukes has a third degree black belt in Internet Ball Busting. That is
nothing to mess around with. His fingers are registered as lethal
weapons.

Yep, and they're cold too. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
.

This is amazing : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:31 PM
has any NFT reached this size?

This is worth repeating : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper
and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll
whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

post 700 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!

clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
How are your knees? Ever injured? Or good-n-strong? Bet they're strong like bull, huh?

wait : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!

Berry - not sure, but.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
some of those political posts got pretty long.....

Think this : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
will reach 1000?

damn : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
Beez snuck in with post 700.

Bill : manh george : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
That can't be right. He says he isn't going to be thrown out of the game.

speedy : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
yeah they do, but they're boring as heck.

YES!!! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
gene, bow down before me!!!

True.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
The entertainment value on this one exceeds all those. Combined.

ahhhh : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
blow it out your hole Beez. I'll get 800!

in an effort to bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
FilmGiant is a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter....

oh, and George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.....

Is this clyde character the same guy : B in ALB : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
who said he could bench three plates? ahhahahhahahaha! Three plates of what? Sloppy Joe's?

Chopper - smack this clown around a bit, wouldya? And don't forget video.

manh ... technically, he's correct. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
You see, this whoppin' is allegedly going to occur in the lot BEFORE
the game. So if he never gets INTO the game, he can't actually be
tossed FROM it.

JLukes is gonna upgrade his seats to the handicap section : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
after he finishes with him in the parking lot

Beez, you're wrong : manh george : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
i
won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe
part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on
the giants at kickoff.

Surely, that requires not getting arrested before the game.

Oh, and clyde... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:41 PM
if
things don't work out between you and your gf, JesseS knows someone you
should meet. We BBIers are a very considerate and generous bunch.

Thanx to all : RAZE : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
you just cannot find comedy like this anywhere else

manh ... yes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
but you're
assuming this character is walking away from a fight with chopper (or
anyone) while several people who actually might have real-life friends
here stare and do absolutely nothing. Yeah ... I think there'd be a 911
call before he got to use his friend's tickets.

Clydez, Chop will beat you 'til the gerbil falls out. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
you can bet on that.

Beez : manh george : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
I'm not assuming that. HE's assuming that.

manh ... you left out a pertinent part : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
for Jesse's requirements: we're gonna need to see pictures here.

Film ... let's see : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
the new web site!

Where is that guy? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:44 PM
I got some beer I want to throw on him.

You wanna throw beer : Beez : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
on FilmGiant now?

Hey Pal, there's a girl in my bed wearing : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
a red shockey jersey. Interested?

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
CLYDEZ HAS A MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile& friendid=138803671 (new window)

No, on : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:46 PM
Ali.

LOL! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:47 PM
LOL!

Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/14/06 5:48 PM
Who is "Tom?"

jlukes : manh george : 12/14/06 5:49 PM
As Sun-Tsu said, keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.

Clydez. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
"i won't miss the
game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe part of
chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the
giants at kickoff"

"Ears and noses will be the trophys of the day."

You meeting at 18a or "the Five Points"?

you know what is sad? : clydez : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
so many
people that don't know me feel the need to insult me and my girlfriend
instead of being helpful. joey in va is the only person here that even
tried to help in any honest way. the rest of you don't seem to care
that jlukes and chopperhatch might get seriously f***ed up on sunday.
or that i may go to jail for this. if i was at a game and any of you
strangers were hit with beer or anything else, i would nail the a$$hole
that did it. if they hit a woman i woiuld throw them down on the field.
but no. instead you act like dicks.

By helpful you mean : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
to find
someone who 'may' have thrown beer on you so you could beat the crap
out of him? what if someone else thru the beer?

that was funny jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
you really got me. 18c pu$$y?

you know what is even more sad? : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
saying you'd be willing to go to jail over a bunch of jab on an
internet message board? Yeah...I wonder why you got thrown out of the
stadium.

i did not : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
or did i?

So... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
"i hope i see you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off" was a cry for help? Hooda thunk?

Clydez : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
If he threw a beer at
you, WHY DID YOU GET KICKED OUT? What am I missing? I think you were
being a dick to stand all game, but that is NO EXCUSE for someone
throwing a beer at you and your girl. Seriously, I dont understand why
you got kicked out.

jgrasty : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:56 PM
did you miss the part
where he climbed over the seats to try to punch out the guy instead of
going to get security and handling it like a man

i got thrown out of the stadium : clydez : 12/14/06 5:57 PM
because a pu$$y assaulted me and my gf and ran away and told security i
was chasing him. just like right now a few pu$$ies here are talking
s*** but will not face me and are already planning on calling the
police if i throttle their friend in the parking lot.

ok : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:59 PM
I understood he ran and
told security you were after him, but if why didnt you tell security he
threw a beer at you? The fact that you or your girl were wet from the
beer should have been pretty convincing evidence. Not trying to be a
ball buster, but it doesnt seem logical that they would kick you out
based solely on some dude saying you were after him.

and i'll do it again too : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:59 PM




















or will i?

I think what's most sad, clydez, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:01 PM
is that you (still callin' BS, by the way, but ...) post a
profanity-laced, threatening message on a board you claim to never have
been to before ... assuming that, YEAH, everyone here would just LOVE
to help you very likely break the law, while the whole time you're
actually arguing with anyone/everyone who is telling you that MAYBE,
just maybe, you might wanna sit your ass down so people who actually
PAID to be there can see.

What's in the running now for "funniest," is that after all this,
you say Joey tried to HELP YOU! BAAAAAhahahaha ... COMPLETE PROOF THIS
IS A DUPE!

And about people here needing to be concerned about chopper or
jlukes being beaten by you ... do you REALLY think a group of 10-20
people is going to stand idly by and allow that to happen? I mean ...
really, man ... get a grip. So you're billy badass. I still don't think
you want to mess with some of the folks who post frequently on BBI.

i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
but they told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because
they thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his
friends.

Beez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
I did offer help,
tactical advice on how to pummel people from my days as a mean overly
aggressive jerkface. Like, last week I think

clydez : manh george : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
Trust me, if you
go after some BBIer in the parking lot, you will need the cops, not the
other guy. Mobs of angry BBIers can get ugly. As a matter of fact, a
lot of them ARE ugly.

Btw, how do you expect to identify him?

YOU!??!? ENRAGED?!!?! : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
NEVER!!!!

Joey, no disrespect. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
It was excellent tactical advice.

"because they thought i was enraged" : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Gee, what would ever give them THAT idea???

Holy Crap : thebregs : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Over 740 comments but yet still no picture of Clydez girlfriend. Is it maybe cardinal X from ca?

Yeah! What manh said! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Andwe have photos to prove it!

clydez : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
First off, I'm pissed
I'm just now checking out this thread. Should've started reading it
earlier. Secondly, you really need to relax. Seriously. Coming onto
this site and talking sh!t about a guy who it seems to me, and I
haven't read the whole thread yet so maybe I missed it where the guy
who threw the beer on you came clean (no pun intended), either doesn't
visit this board or if he does is not going to let you know who he is,
is kind of childish.

It's commendable that you want to stick up for yourself and your
girl but at the same time those that said earlier that you're gonna get
your friends tickets revoked bring up a very good point. If you were my
friend and you got my season tickets that have been in my family for
generations and would have to wait 30+ years for another chance at them
revoked the clown who threw the beer on you would be the LAST person
you'd have to worry about.

For real...if you really want to get the guy back...just wait
until the game's over and follow him out into the parking lot and then
do with him as you will. But to take a chance on losing your friends
tickets because you want to show how tough you are to your girl is a
lil selfish don't you think? If you get thrown out and those tickets
revoked it's not YOUR tickets that are being lost are they? Think about
it.

jlukes : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
thats kinda what i
was getting at. Unless I;m missing something Clydez seems to think he
was kicked out b/c this guy threw a beer at him (which we all agree is
wrong) and then ran to security. In reality, clydez got kicked out b/c
instead of going to security himself (and getting this guy kicked out)
he climbed through the stands after the guy. If I have the basic facts
right, allow me 2 points:

1) While getting security would have been the most
rational/logical thing to do, it is hard to be rational/logical when
you have been dowsed in beer. I'm not saying I would have reacted the
same way (or that I wouldn't have) but I can say I understand.

2) I'm still surprised that security would have kicked Clydez out instead of the guy who threw the beer.

Those two points made, clydez handling of this matter online has been pretty ridiculous.

i concur with Beez's 6:01 post : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:07 PM
.

clydez ... here's my best "fatherly" advice, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
even though I'm older bu not old enough to be your father ... maybean
older brother who is really, really funny at family gatherings and on
sports message boards ... I digress ...

I suggest you meet some of the good people of BBI who are from all
over the map. Younger, older, big, small, tough and not so much.
Ultimately, no one here really wants to fight (except gidiefor, but
he's a big pu55y). But seriously, you're being a collosal jackass and
OF COURSE if you throw punches at anyone at a tailgate, you're going to
be arrested. Because what BBIers do better than anything ... they LIE!
So ... chill, grow up, take a laxative, whatever it is you do to "come
down" off a two-week vendetta, then go and actually ENJOY a great day
with some new people, and, we hope, a HUGE Giants win.

That's the best I got.

this is all bullsh1t : B in ALB : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
but
what you should do, clydez, is right before kickoff as you're making
your way to your seat, go up to this cat and shake his hand - add in,
"Hey man, i was a bit heated at the Bears game, what happened,
happened, no hard feelings." Let him relax and enjoy the game. THEN
jump him in the lot when it's dark out, ya dig? But then again, this is
all nonsense, right? Thanks for the edutainment though.

jgrasty, you are missing a key point. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
There must have been some reason why they thought he was too enraged to
safely be allowed back to his seat. Clenched fists, beet-red face,
smoke coming from his ears, whatever. If they didn't think he was
pissed, he would have been allowed back.

Beez -- just wanna double check with you : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:10 PM
I am pretty sure I have said nothing along the lines of "fighting" or "throwing down"

jgrasty and manh : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
i think
there were plenty of tell tale signs that this guy is a nut (if he is
even real). just look at how is is acting ON THE INTERNET

jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
YOu just said those very things.

joey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
touche

No, jlukes ... when I threw the popcorn at you, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
you just smiled. You wanted NO PART OF THE BEEZ!

Beez, I could beat you with one arm behind my back (holding a sledge hammer : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
it was your brother that i wanted know part of.

Oh ... you meant him. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
Fight? No. Antagonize? Sure. But who hasn't? Of course, other than the extremely useful and big helper Joey.

CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
"in an effort to
bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM FilmGiant is
a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter.... oh, and
George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.."

Suffice it to say you're an antagonistic little v agina who's
secretly involved in the communist underground and who services Bill
Maher in the back of his Prius on an almost daily basis.

Section 321? : AcesUp : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
Phew, thought
that was me for a second. I did throw a beer at this pu$$y and his
girlfriend in section 312 though. He was being an ass by standing all
game and refused to sit down after I kindly asked him to. Funniest part
is that I got him kicked out on top of it when the douche tried to
fight me.

With my brother again? : Beez : 12/14/06 6:16 PM
You and
Larry ... well, my brother reads BBI, so he'll enjoy knowing that two
people in the world are intimidated by him. Although he'll wonder what
part of eating food, smiling, shaking hands, trading small-talk and
watching TV games at a tailgate were intimidating.

Uh-oh - Mgorga is fully engaged.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
Stand back!

:-)

Notice how gas prices have shot up immediately after the election? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
F-in Republications. This time it didn't work fellas...

A public service announcement not to be confused with anything political...

I am seriosuly trying my best to follow this : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
and I am completely dumbfounded. Someone please sum up..

Beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
its just that drummers are so badass

Hey : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
that was actually me
in the shockey jersey.. and i wasnt running from you i needed a new
beer because you and your ugly ass girl were wearing mine.. next time
get ur facts straight! U gay meatheaded idiot... u seem like the kinda
roid raged as$hole that beats his girls anyway.. that musta been ur
sister.. give her a holla for me, sometimes i throw a bone to the ugly
ones!!

Tommy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
* clydez and his
chick had beer tossed on them at the Dallas game. He came here to
"find" the perpetrator and enlist our (your) help.
* all-out hilarity ensued, during which time clydez set a course for
jlukes and chopper, the meanest, baddest BBI SOBs, and has plans to
meet and beta them to a pulp somewhere around 1 o'clock Sunday.
* FilmGiant arrived.

They do have that whole : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
"fast hands" thing.

alright alright : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:21 PM
I'm
sorry. You guys have to know though, in my own defence, that he smells
even worse then he strings together his pearls of wisdom. Couple the
stench with his unwillingness to sit for more then 2 minutes at a time
and it just had to be done. The wind was blowing his odiousness all
over everyone and there wasn't a shower handy.

I think clydez is a master of parody of the type : Del Shofner : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
that gets BBI going. Therefore, I say he is the same guy as ... diego!

Tommy : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
pretty much the guy wanted to know who threw beer at him and BBIers kept joking with him... so he took it the wrong way.

This thread is NOTHING compared to : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
the Tommer/Hash thread. King Kong ain't got nuthin' on Tommer/Hash.

I agree Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
He called jlukes or Chopp a twat earlier. That's definitely a BBI thing.

and FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
she sure looked like one of his "model-friends" from my vantage point.

people that stand when no one else is standing : djm : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
are a$$holes of the highest order. There's this word i'm thinking of....it's coming to me.....ahh yes.... consideration.

Try it out once in a while. Showing consideration for others just
might alleviate some of the problems you are dealing with. Most notably
a soaked girl friend. The jagoff that threw beer on you should be
picking his teeth up off the ground but still, you need to ask yourself
why people are giving you problems. Life is a two way street.

Clydez : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
Just chill man. Chances are he'll be back this weekend.

And you can let him know then.

Its suicide pickin on Chopperhatch and Jlukes.

DON'T BE FOOLED by the pictures you see, TRUST ME they are NOT to be messed with.

Just ask my broken leg..

i think it is a dupe too : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
because a lot of people started bashing him..but he only called out jlukes and chopper...didnt go after the rest

Also, Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
He was so infuriated; he waited until Thursday to post this? I think not.

Does this thread have : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
more posts than the Giants Game Threads? Wow.

Will you people stop trying to make sense? : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
let this guys go looking for a fight in 18c..hopefully he runs into RAZE and that should squash everything..

oh yeah FilmGnat? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
wanna meet me at Section 312 and say that to my bright shiny freshly bleached sphincter?

There are now 30 people lurking... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
just waiting for the opportunity to be the 800th poster.

p.s. FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
he's
closer to 5'9 175. He wasn't joking about the facial hair, though i'm
not sure i'd qualify it as a beard. More like facial-pubes.

Lastings Clyde in D.C.? : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
hmmmm

We gotta get this to 1,000.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
.

Cardinal X : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
If you're gonna fight Film, i got second dibs..i gotta bone to pick with him too!

RasputinPrime : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
Were you in section 312 by chance?

Bill B : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
I can't divulge
any more information...it's a matter of personal security dontchaknow.
Mr wise@ss is going to put a beat-down on me and i'm ever so afraid! 8-)

if clyde is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
going this
week........why the hell did he have to come here instead of waiting 2
more days to go face to face with the beer launcher...i think this is a
fraud handle also

Gene has a good point... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
Dave would NOT miss an opportunity to join this thread - unless he was the OP, of course.....

GMAN like you think i'll leave enough of him to even recognize? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:31 PM
i'm 6 foot 4 and full of muscles. and don't let the fact that i sell
bread and am belgian distract you from the fact that i could tear you a
new one as well.

Actually I just thought of something... : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:31 PM
clydez...if you know what the guy looks like (because you saw him
smiling after throwing the beer right?, why wouldn't you just wait
until the next game and then go after him then when you see him get to
his seat?

You really didn't think this through I see. I mean...that's almost
as dumb as coming on this site and saying you wanted to deface an
Eastern Motors billboard with Arrington on the front of it by your
house!

Oh wait...

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

Cardinal - do you eat vegimite sandwhiches, too? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
?

This thread made me : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
thirsty!

GMAN....he's bleaching his azzhole : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
and you have a problem with me?

Oh and who the hell gets their azzhole bleached? WTF is that? Must be a geigh thing. Figures.

I guess CardinalX just wanted to prep his azz for the spotted owls
I would shove up his socialist pinko azz to go along with the gerbil.

homo homo homo : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
.

YES! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
I told you Beez! I told you!

Cardinal X : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
you're that
bad?..then meet me in the green section on the 21st at Fedex
field..I'll be there at the game with a bergundy Arrington jersey..

he's a World of Warcraft momo : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:34 PM
who wishes he had a girlfriend/boyfriend/realfriend, and this was his
cry for help. BBI to the rescue baby....ALL YEAR LONG!

Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:34 PM
yeah..you can meet me at Fedex field on the 21st also!

wth people? you think i work for Delta or something? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:35 PM
do i look like some sort of teenage mutant ninja power ranger, jumping
all nimbly bimbly from football stadium to football stadium? well? do i
meow?

Cards : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
You fascinate me dude.

Gas prices just went up another nickle : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
Boy did I see this coming.

you know : clydez : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
i guess this is my
fault for thinking that maybe somebody here might have been there and
seen what happened. i had to leave a game early and i don't get to go
to many games. that sucked. i get amped at giants games and i tend to
block out everyone around me and go crazy for my team. i did not come
here to be ridiculed and taunted by a bunch of prissy f@ggots. so i
apologize for losing my temper to anybody that didn't start s*** with
me here. i thought as giants fans most of you would sympathize with
what i had todeal with.

Hey, congratulations gene, you punk-ass punk! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
I wasn't even looking, so ... doesn't count!

You and your slut GF deserved the beer : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
And I'd love to see you get it again!

Yes I would.

GMAN Film can't meet you then : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
he's got a prior engagement with the ESHATUSHAT organization. it's
their annual Chrismas Dinner and Liberal Roast. He's the guest Santa
this year.

Annnnd, on one level or another ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:39 PM
there it is ...

clydez ... sucks to have beer thrown on you ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:39 PM
but seriously ... get some counseling.

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
We all sympathize, this is just very long, very intense group therapy and it worked. Nice Job People, that's dinner!

Cardinal, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
you bleach your sphincter?

It's over? Damn, I really wanted to get this to 1,000... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
.

We can still get it there. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:42 PM
But how ... ? ? ?

sympathize? : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:42 PM
that was
the reflex you stifled with your over-the-top arrogance. You clearly
misrepresented your role in escalating this whole affair and took it
upon yourself to start calling everyone on BBI a F@ggot. You have
gotten less then what you truly deserve. If you really do show up this
weekend you should bring your rain-gear. Golden showers are on you
buddy-boy.

focus Beez focus : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
can't you see we have bigger issues at hand here?

And ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
BREAK'S OVER, folks!

anybody : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
want to meet up upstairs at the game? We can then go to 312 find the Osi Jersey and toss beers on Clyde and Bonnie

hey stan from la : clydez : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
do you want
to step to me at the game so i can shatter your skull, spine and pelvis
and serve you your ballsack jammed down your f***in throat? of coarse
not. you're in la right? not going to the game.

I'll add to : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
the count. Most entertainment here in a long time. Gene, about time for a turnament?

i would never deface an Osi jersey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:44 PM

And ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
PLACES, everyone ... PLACES!

Clyde, make sure your gf wears something sheer : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
i really want to see her rosebuds this time she gets doused

clydez - don't waste your time with Stan.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
he'll unleash some gay porn on you!

The Sadam verdict 2 days before the election : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
Gas prices fell a buck and 1/2 leading up to the election. And the scheme still didn't work...

Rumel! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
Where have you been?

old men having anal sex... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
[shudder]

if you were half the man : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
you continue to pretend to be, you would pour a beer on your own head
when you take a moment to sit down during the game.

Man, I got so little work done today.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
This thread has been GOLD!

Hey clydez, yo mama says hello : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
She's making the bed right now...

bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
why not come by yourself pissboy? you need to get a posse together to come see me f@ggot?

And this thread has deteriorated into telling Mama jokes... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:47 PM
Good work, Stan!

We were so close. But ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:47 PM

yea : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
I go with my gf to
protect her and make sure that she doesnt get beer tossed on her..but
if that does happen I make sure I go on every Forum from the Giants to
find out who did it.. I then tell my gf that I am going to beat up some
guys that were bullying me online...wahhhh..get a clue...and btw I will
be in 18 so...............

This has been : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
one of the
funnier threads I've read here in a looooong time. Kudos to Berry,
Beez, Davisian, bob in tx, Randy, Joey, Filthy, Peter, Stu and everyone
else! Especially chopperhatch!

Gene, i took some decent local shots recently : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
thought you'd appreciate them. but apparently the online website that
hosts them.. only hosts them for a temporary period. they're really
only good full sized or atleast decent sized. not the little crap like
snapperfish.crap site displays anyways, if you have any interest or
suggestions i'll upload them again

Hmmm, clydez vs Stan? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
I'm on your side with that one clydez!

clydez will have to bring his army : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
To deal with me...

my guess is clyde's girl came home : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
and yelled at him

fork you tu T-Bone. : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
i'm tired of you discriminating against me. you never include me in any of your reindeer games

So ... just collecting all of this ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
jlukes, while sniping from a distance ... that's off, and I think
chopper's off, too, although the second he pops back here it'll be on.
This we know. So, TT is on ... and Stan? Well, he's long-distance, so
not "on" on, but on, like a gnat, on. Anything else?

No, Cards..... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
We're cool. Seriously.....

Been here lurkin : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
Been preety busy, not much time to post.

actually, they are pretty decent pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
i'm quite proud of one or two of them

T-bone : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
so a brotha can't get a shout out!

GMAN...I might need some help against you. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
You're angry. ;-)

lukes ... I actually appreciate how : Beez : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
you throw little jabs, then dance ... toss in some "soothing" chatter
to calm the tides, then when it looks like things are about done, BAM,
you're in again. Nice.

Beez. -- he has stopped attacking/stalking me : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
so i stopped throwing stuff back in his face. By the way, did you see his website?

clyde's girl couldn't be home : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
She's still shining my shoes..

Cards... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
Glamour Shots?

Yes. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
clydez has a very nice web site.

Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
all Blacks are angry..i thought you knew that..:-)..

I think you've got it, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
though if clydez starts in with politics, it could get REAL ugly with Mgorga...

By the way, lukes, that's not how I saw things ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
but hey ...

CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
And you'll be at the EATCHITANDDIE picnic.

by the way, have you checked out : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez myspace?
Link (new window)

Stan : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
make sure to send her back over her when she's finished. I'm feeling very into sloppy 52nds right about now.

CardinalX, if you stand behind Rudolph... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
just be sure that your brakes are sound. Otherwise, you will end up as CardinalX the brown-nosed reindeer.

Oh crap ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez? Are you black?

Jlukes : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no this is it
OmG (new window)

JL : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no way he has a friend...no way. He must have split his personality, again.

As an aside, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
I'd really like to
try to get FilmGiant and x meadowlander in the same room at the same
time. They're just an hour apart and I think it might rival the
entertainment value of this thread ... for me, anyway. And that's
what's important. Me.

Beez, it is an art that takes time to learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
you just gotta roll with it for awhile and then attack when your opponent is at his weakest

Cardinal : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
actually you do..now there is nothing in between us except for air and opportunity..so bring you ass down to DC..

Oh and what happen to the FIX on the Debold machines? : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
This election was kosher because the left won.

i'm done here. : clydez : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
wow i thought
that giants fans would be much more manly than this. i hope some little
f@ggot weasel throws beer on some of you and your women at the next
game. then i hope when you are man enough to do something about it you
get kicked out of the stadium. i'll see some of you on sunday.

jlukes's : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
version of clydes myspace is hilarious

And here we go! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
.

no gene, they are coast etc shots from : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
the dana point, corona del mar, newport area. no worries, why bother
showing you them? you see this stuff all the time too. never mind :p

But clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
you didn't actually DO anything. You just got kicked out.

You see, it was his fault. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
He was manly enough to do something about it. Manly=stupid.

all giants fans are not created equal : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
and clearly, you are last in line at he buffet table.

Beez - don't think I don't appreciate your effort here.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
there's still hope we can get there...

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

GREATEST THREAD : Antdog23 : 12/14/06 7:07 PM
EVER!!!

THIS THREAD NEEDS A FIGHT SONG!! : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:10 PM
DIE EAGLES DIE.....IN THE SWAMPS OF NEW JERS Y.....DIE EAGLES
DIE......ANOTHER YEAR OF FUTILITY......GIANTS ON THE RISE.....PLAYOFFS
A GUARANTEE.....SO BYE EAGLES BYE.....YOU LOSERS SUCK YOUR HIST OR
Y!!!!!!!!

CLYDEZ DON'T QUIT NOW : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:11 PM
This thing is finally starting to get some traction.....please

Clydez : SJU Giant : 12/14/06 7:12 PM
your Muslim? I got your back.

I think we may have the BS smoking gun.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:18 PM
"i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM but they
told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because they
thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his friends"

So I'm not real sure at what point he talked to beer chucker
(Cardinal)'s friend about knowing the the beer chucker (lets call him
Cardinal) from a fan site..

But I am a really crappy detective.. (Like Cardinal)..

davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
have you checked out clydez's new wallpaper?

ignatious Reily(SP?) : djm : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
eat your heart out.

The man has taste.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:26 PM
We have to give him that..

I'm part of history... : Big Blue Heavy HIttaz 92 : 12/14/06 7:40 PM
Muahahahhaahah!

896 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

897 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

898 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

899 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

derp... : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I hope Sunday gets here soon.

900 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I rule!

LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
Britt! You nabbed 900 from me!

901 Gene : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
just missed

the best part is : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
it was completely unintentional on his part

damn...LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:59 PM
I know...classic

YES! : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:59 PM

Was anyone else : kcball65 : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
in section
319 f0r the texans when that dude puked all over the two girls and two
guys in front of him, was hilarious except for the puke smell i had to
deal with all through the game

Are those pasties? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
Sweet.

8:08 post : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:14 PM
i so rule!

crap : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:15 PM
either my clock is
off.. or the BBI clock is off... and i set my clock by the official
Atomic clock so.... ding! fries are done

frrrrp : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:17 PM
..

snap! they're back Gene : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
you can make these bigger. look if you like. like if you look. or not no biggy
take a gander (new window)

Heading for 1000 : ArtVandelay : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
So much
for the BBI code of conduct - "If someone does create an offensive post
or launch a personal attack, do not respond to this and thus ignite the
discussion any further. Ignore it and move on. Be a bigger man or woman
than the attacker"

you got a teenie peepee and you smell like funions : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:22 PM
how ya like me meow?!?!?!

Nice pics.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:23 PM
For a f@ggot who would probably run to security if he ran into a real photographer meow.

if i threw beer at you Davisian... running to security would be the LAST : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:25 PM
thing i did...

first, i would lick it off your hot girlfriend (if shep didn't mind of course) then i would run to security

Why don't you back it up Sunday toughguy? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:29 PM
I'll be in the bushes outside of Filthy's house. Lets see if you're man enough to show..

With baby oil..

oh, i'll be there... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:31 PM
and i'm bringing my whole Verizon Network with me

can you hear me meow?!?!?! biiatchh : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
,

good pics dude : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
did you take a class?

in fact : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:35 PM
you can see my summer house in picture #9.

nope, those were all spur of the moment pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:37 PM
that i just happened to have my cam with me and be in the "right"
place. i got a ton more, those are just some i put up the other day.

honestly, i take very little credit for them. i'm just snapping in
a direction. i really enjoy them and enjoy taking the pics. but i was
looking for a little feedback to see if they were anything worth
sharing.

i'd like to upgrade my camera to an SLR and possibly find a free
or cheap web hosting site where i can share fullsized versions.

cardinal, those are some great pics : jlukes : 12/14/06 8:40 PM
i'm the same way, i love taking spur of the moment pictures

"I stand the whole game" : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 8:42 PM
There's a clue. The question is who the fuck is this clown?

Wow, what a thread... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 8:43 PM
Not even a hijack attempt by the usual (unfunny) suspects could derail
it. clydez dominated from beginning to end. My hat is off to you, sir.

surely you jest Gene? I mean, i'm guessing you are joking : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:56 PM
i wouldn't mean to call you shirley... or assume you were serious that
you had a summer home 10 minutes from your normal home... and isn't
summer year round here?

well, it kinda seems that way to me, coming from NY and all.
anyways, thanks for the appreciative comments. i've thrown some similar
ones up for additional viewing comments, suggestions and further
millering attempts :D
comments welcome (new window)

Wow ... 927 and rising ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
with a bullet! And you folks didn't think 1,000 was possible.

cardinal : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
pic 5 of that set is amazing. i started a new thread. post your persona favorites there

Sorry to interrupt, but Miss USA has emotional problems! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:14 PM

So... : lono801 : 12/14/06 9:16 PM
Kevin James is gonna fight the guy from ZZ Top? Im almost looking forward to hearing how the punches went down...Almost.

The line of the thread goes to RinR and his 2:27 PM post...'Im so glad Al Gore invented the internet.'

Just doing my part getting this pig to 1,000....

"I can't really talk about it now," Trump said. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:17 PM
"But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that."

Internet gossip Web site TMZ.com reported that pageant officials
and NBC met Tuesday to discuss Conner's alleged bad behavior,
"including her conduct at New York City bars." The Web site did not
name its sources.

Miss USA is considered a role model and must act accordingly, said
Lark-Marie Anton, spokeswoman for the Miss Universe Organization, which
produces the Miss USA pageant. Behavior such as underage drinking is
clearly prohibited, she said.

Bad behavior. Meeeeeow!!!

Are you kidding me? : Beez : 12/14/06 9:20 PM

MEDIC!

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKUS!!!! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 9:26 PM
.

1,000 post threads are possible... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 9:29 PM
Giant Kurt's "I'm an Idiot" thread topped it with ease a few years back.

Was there ever : Beez : 12/14/06 9:32 PM
a Rich in LA "I'm an idiot" thread? I mean, other than the old man porn.

Holy crap : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:01 PM
I went to a xmas party, had dinner, got a little liquored up and here this thread still is.

So ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:05 PM
you and Miss USA, eh Berry? :)

what : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:07 PM
she had a few drinks?

Yeah. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:22 PM
And Trump is pissed!

Did : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:26 PM
he flip his wig?

Its a comb-over... : lono801 : 12/14/06 10:28 PM
not a wig....

clydez : Melvin S. : 12/14/06 10:34 PM
its a pretty funny
old world. I know three brothers that work at Giants games, one in the
club and two in security and when our gang was drinking some rum after
the game like we always do they were talking about this little tussle
and you should know there a group of security guys going to be on the
lookout for you on Sunday

Beez : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 11:33 PM
You're mixing me up with Stan...

So that's what happened : The Other Mike T. : 12/14/06 11:51 PM
to my Captain Morgan!

Rich, Stan ... : Beez : 12/15/06 12:05 AM
you LA guys all look alike.

i leave to go to the Trans Siberian Orchestra : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 12:20 AM
concert and have some beers, and this friggin thread is still going....WOW

Hey Jints : JohnF : 12/15/06 12:32 AM
how was the TSO show this year? They are going to be here in Albany next week...

JohnF : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 12:34 AM
amazing....even better than last year....you need to go

they play any : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 12:57 AM
John Phillips Sousa?

LOL : JohnF : 12/15/06 12:59 AM
Got my tickets early. I
do miss seeing them in the smaller venues (had front seats at Proctors,
with the announcer right above us!), but the special effects are much
better at the bigger arenas!

they played the RBC Center in Raleigh : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 1:04 AM
the stage was in the middle of the venue....place was sold out....what a great concert

cant be as good as the Lenningrad Cowboys : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 1:20 AM
those guys were amazing and appealed to more than the college boy crowd

there were people ranging from age : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 1:29 AM
7-70 there...not a "college boy" crowd.

once a collegeboy : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 1:31 AM
always a
collegeboy, you want to give the kids a pass thats your business but
they shouldnt even be out that late or in a drug environment at all

I saw them once. Some a-hole was standing through the whole show : Stu : 12/15/06 8:32 AM
so some guy in our section doused him with a beer from about 5 rows back. Got his girlfriend as well.

Stu, I'm getting sick of your crap... : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 9:37 AM
Meet me in Section 17. I'm going to rip your lungs out and stuff them
down bob in tx's throat. Then I'm going to tie both of bob's hands
behind his back and rip off one of his legs and hammer you into the
turf with it to create a yard-marker.

Make it Dorgan's throat and you have yourself a deal! : Stu : 12/15/06 9:39 AM
.

This is getting : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:40 AM
better and better.

... : Beez : 12/15/06 9:42 AM

beez : cjac : 12/15/06 9:44 AM
get your own material

Which thing : Beez : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
was I caught stealing? The cookies?

I'm thinking crushed velvet? : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
.

For the record, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
if any
BBIers step in to try and "save" me, when I'm done with Clydez the
monkey boy, you're next. I have a rep to boost.

yeah : cjac : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
i did that like, 2 or 3 weeks ago. and don't pretend like you didn't see it.

what does : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
cookies have to do with this?

Well .... I didn't ... : Beez : 12/15/06 9:46 AM
but I always "look to the cookie."

JESUS BERRY : cjac : 12/15/06 9:47 AM
it has EVERYTHING to do with. WTF is wrong with you!

still sick... : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:48 AM
that's WTF is wrong! Black and whites.... so I guess this is a racist thing now...

Hey clydez, you remember this flick? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:49 AM

How'd things turn out for the big guy in that one?

BTW, can some one put a beard on Iv...er clydez to make it more realistic?

Berry, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:50 AM
the black and
white cookie is about harmony. Two different sides coming together to
be as one. Look to the cookie, Berry. Look to the cookie.

You know what I wish you would learn one week on BBI : cjac : 12/15/06 9:50 AM
is that all people are equal, and color has nothing to do with it.

Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:51 AM
I see, and for the record beez DID steal that from cjac or Britt.

Why then, isn't that cookie gray? : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:52 AM
Seriously, wtf?

Those cookies aren't about coming together in unison.
They're all about "I got mine and you got yours but you better not step past this line in the middle cracka!"

What color are Canadians? : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:54 AM
.

GF, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:55 AM
magenta is my guess.

Colours. : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
Canadians come in all kinds of colours.

Hey, that would be kind of cool huh? Rainbow bukkake anyone?

filthy : jlukes : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
i know their veins are brown because they are filled with maple syrup

shep : jlukes : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
taste the rainbow?

chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
Only when I grip it real tight down near the base.

Awww : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:57 AM
jlukes thinks shep is sweet!

shep, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:57 AM
I heard if you eat lots of pineapple that can happen

::devouring pineapple::

This turned super gay, super quick. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:58 AM
.

So you've... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:59 AM
....let me get this str8, you've tried to cut off the blood flow to your...nevermind. I'll leave that alone.

Filthy, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:59 AM
but not yet geigh. Then there're problems.

Next... : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:00 AM
it needs to turn policital and then religious, then this will be the thread with everything!

14 more : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:01 AM
til 1000

what was GiantKurts : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:02 AM
thread about years back that could have competed with this one?

http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg : jlukes : 12/15/06 10:02 AM
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg (new window)

BigBlue TT, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:03 AM
about the shed?

OK ... well, then if I stole the cookie(s) ... : Beez : 12/15/06 10:03 AM
here.

We are SOOOOO close : Beez : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
to 1,000 ... who will get it? The big Friday question!

Sweet! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
Granny v@gina with cinnamon!

Filth ... c'mon, man! : Beez : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
It's chocolate babka.

More : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
issues.

Now : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
I see why you 'get along' with chopper so well.

berry, do you have a boyfriend? : jlukes : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
::plays with shep's hair::

5 : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
more

Yeah ... when's Filthy going to be in Albany? : Beez : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
Gotta remember to plan around that.

1000! : cjac : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
.

She's dating Shockey without the abs. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
See, I pay attention.

I still cant believe I totally missed this yesterday... : Curtis in MD : 12/15/06 10:06 AM

i mean : cjac : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
1000!

Safe to say gene won't get : Beez : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
No. 1000? (Or is he lurking, waiting?)

DAMNIT, cjac! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
.

Not : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
for long!

Why? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
Because we both like...errrr, ummmmmm...well, it explains a lot about those that don't get along with me.

What is not for long? : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
Gene lurking or Shockey substitute with no abs?

Chopper : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
I'll save your little scrawny ass..

not : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
gene.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
it's like 7 am
where he lives. Anybody who's on BBI at 7 am on a weekday and has a job
doesn't have problems, they have issues.

Alright! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
Send pictures?

...to Davisian, I mean. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
.

chopp, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
what if they are on by 8?

GMAN, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:11 AM
then I will beat
the black off ya. I saw who you were picking to win this showdown
traitor. Have fun watching me make big wafts of smoke rings come outta
my mouth at camp brahski!

8 is fine Filth. : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:12 AM

nah chopper : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 10:14 AM
i had your
back all the way..i was just joshing, trying to get clydez stirred
up..you know we go back like grits and scrapple..

I'm usually off BBI by 7. : Beez : 12/15/06 10:15 AM
Then back on by the time I get to work. I have no issue with that whatsoever. chopper, you wanna go?

Why do all : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:18 AM
fat white guys pretend to be tough? Why, I ask. A simple question.

I ask, not be difficult; but because I need to know.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:18 AM
does a bear shit
in the woods and wipe his ass with a white rabbit? Come on down to
18...after I'm done with clydez, I'll fix you up with a speech
impediment as well.

The : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:19 AM
anger, I don't get it.

I hope Ben doesn't show up and ruin everything. : Stu : 12/15/06 10:20 AM
.

The martial : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:21 AM
art in question is, apparently, sumo.

Jesus I hope so too. : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:22 AM
But there's plenty of reeds for me to duck into should that beast show
up. I almost forgot aboput that joke(but not really), thanks Stu!

Actually : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:22 AM
it's drunken monkey TMAC.

By speech impedement, : Beez : 12/15/06 10:24 AM
you mean college fund for the kids? I'm there!

Your kids are gonna be : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:26 AM
Oliver and The Artful Dodger by the time I'm done with you.

6'5... 265 lbs, I'll take him down : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 10:33 AM
as soon as I'm done beating JonC

I wonder if clydez got as warm a welcome on the other giant boards he hit up searching for his beer tossing arch enemy.

chopper, : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 10:37 AM
why are you so difficult to get along with?

And some of those : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:37 AM
Geritol
swallowing f@ggots that you and honey are obstructing may have charged
the beach at Normandy, or landed in Inchon, or withstood the Tet
Offensive. Tough guy.

I'm not Randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:49 AM
people that know me will attest that your implication is rather
unfounded(much like your belief in all your cute little myths). But if
I don't particularly like you...yeah, I can be tough to get along with,
asswipe.

unbelievable : clydez : 12/15/06 10:51 AM
some of you are
a real pack of f@ggots. i am embarrased that you are giantsfans. this
is more like a queer tea party then it is a football fan forum. most of
you probably dont stand during games because you are busy giving each
other handjobs under your blankets.

Yeah, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:52 AM
I never stand, fatty.

Wait, wait wait.. : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:55 AM
YOU'RE embarassed that some people on here are Giants fans? That's rich.

Hahahahaha. : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 10:56 AM
clydez wore my pee.

BB26 : JonC : 12/15/06 10:56 AM
It's ON now !!

TMAC, well said.

I was getting worried : Brandon Walsh : 12/15/06 10:57 AM
this thread was coming to an end, but clydez is back!

shepherdsam, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:58 AM
well-said.

clydez is starting to grow on me : Stan from LA : 12/15/06 11:01 AM
He's a man's MAN!

Hi clydez. : Stu : 12/15/06 11:03 AM
Good morning!!

Stan : Bavaro : 12/15/06 11:03 AM
so is his girlfriend

No, chopper everyone (minus 3 or 4 people here) : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 11:38 AM
will attest you are a fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitch who deserves a beating. Never post here again doucheface?

has this thread : hyadoin : 12/15/06 12:03 PM
broken a record yet?

i can't believe : ballzblue : 12/15/06 12:15 PM
this thread is still going on...thank you Clydez, and thank your beat GF too.

Randy ... if you had to assign an order ... : Beez : 12/15/06 12:27 PM
would clydez or chopper be higher on your list of those who are fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitches?

Classic gents.. : ATL_Giant : 12/15/06 12:27 PM
classic.

umm you can stand : JesseS : 12/15/06 12:28 PM
and give handjobs clydez. everyone knows this...right guys?

I like the : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 12:28 PM
clydez. Mostly because he was quick to realize chop's f@ggoty demeanor.

JesseS, : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 12:30 PM
I know you can stand and get one.

Wouldn't that be ... naw ... couldn't happen. : Beez : 12/15/06 12:30 PM
You don't think his girlfriend is ... nawwwwwww.

My favorite line from this whole thread was... : JB in NJ : 12/15/06 12:49 PM
smartass internet toughguy mung eating c0cksuckers

I agree with Randy... : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:09 PM
clydez is a keeper. I like him better than just about anyone on this thread, with about 4-5 exceptions.

God, make it stop : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 1:11 PM
.

Ok randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 1:13 PM
I'll see
your 3/4. Let's put money on this, 200 bucks. If I can get five people
to tell you that I'm not a faggoty douche-face and who will not "attest
that I am a fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitch who deserves a beating", you
owe me 200(even tho I know you are a little weasel and would welch).

Rich, : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 1:13 PM
I know I'm one of the "keepers". You don't have to say it.

As in : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 1:16 PM
one of those posters whose head you want to KEEP submerged underwater

Bah? : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 1:17 PM
Make it stop? PLease?

I checked Giants.com messageboard : kelsto811 : 12/15/06 1:17 PM
nothing, how come you aren't bugging them?

Thanks, Rich. : Stu : 12/15/06 1:18 PM
You're aces as well!

Hi Stu! : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 1:21 PM
.

Hi, 26!! : Stu : 12/15/06 1:22 PM
Hope your day's going well.

This is : T-Bone : 12/15/06 1:24 PM
getting ridiculous.

T-Bone : Stu : 12/15/06 1:30 PM
You probably can't go to the bathroom fast enough to keep up with this. You can take this into February!

Wow.... : Curtis in MD : 12/15/06 1:33 PM

So is there going to be a fight in : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:35 PM
the parking lot somewhere on Sunday? Can someone videotape it? I might be able to get it onto a network show...

I will : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 1:37 PM
take pictures...a collage/montage might be a good idea.

Great. And if you can get a : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:44 PM
dog or a cat involved, that'd be even better. I've got a demographic to worry about here. (Shut up, Randy.)

Chopper's : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 1:52 PM
a pu$$y, so that's covered.

according to clydez.

Stu : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 1:56 PM
It's over 50 degrees in December in NJ and its Friday so I guess I'm doing alright. You?

This thread needs : BigK : 12/15/06 2:00 PM
Some artwork. Chris are you out there?

Berry, you're next after clydez and Randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 2:04 PM
but Randy never goes to games so you're second. When you're as bad-ass
as I am, it don't matter if you're a chick, you're getting your ass
whooped regardless.

66 and clear here!! : Stu : 12/15/06 2:05 PM
Doing great!

berry, don't worry-- : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 2:14 PM
chopper GOES to games and then avoids everyone that might beat him to a
pulp. Though he does like to beat women so there's that. Ah, just kill
him?

Uh.... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 2:21 PM
yeah Randy. Good one. Lol, fuckin idiot.

. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 2:31 PM

I love Fassel in that group shot, but you're a little light : Stu : 12/15/06 2:39 PM
on T-Bone reading.

Love it : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 2:40 PM
Filthy!

pu-leeze : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 2:40 PM
. I know your weakness. You won't win.

GO : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 2:42 PM
BERRY!!!!!

So, so tuff : RAZE : 12/15/06 2:44 PM
like Tuff Turf...

Bad asses, : TMAC : 12/15/06 3:07 PM
with two chins.

This thread is getting to legendary status... : rnargi : 12/15/06 3:13 PM
...right up there with Iggy...

I call fraud : bigbluefan92 : 12/15/06 3:16 PM
You can't have a real fight thread if there is not one mention of how many plates you can press. I'm up to 12.

is that a Panthers fan : Upstate J : 12/15/06 3:17 PM
in the bottom left corner? black jersey??

bigbluefan92, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:29 PM
See NNJ Tom's post at 2:59 yesterday.

---------------------------------------------------------
Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.
---------------------------------------------------------

I'll keep it going : Stan from LA : 12/15/06 3:30 PM
Speedy, Modus and Burr are the 3 Stooges.

Ah I missed that one : bigbluefan92 : 12/15/06 3:32 PM
I must have been lifting lol

What's my weakness Berry? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 3:40 PM
I lock my beers up when I scrap.

Ruh-Roh, Randy's in your corner!

If I exposed it : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 3:44 PM
on BBI, you'd be mad. Not gonna do it.

Hmmm, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:45 PM
seems like Berry learned something about chawper at camp last year.

How about the Cliff notes : O'Dorgan : 12/15/06 3:45 PM
for this thread?
Is there a brawl scheduled?
Who is whipping who?

Davisian - Which one again is you, and which is shepardsam? : Stu : 12/15/06 3:47 PM

O'Dorgan, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:47 PM
this may be one BBI thread that can't be summed up.

92 : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 3:49 PM
He never answered the
question so he must have girly-arms and do less than 3 plates. Not much
of a rumble if you ask me. More like a bitcha slap.

Clydez : Section331 : 12/15/06 3:53 PM
I sit because your gf is giving me a handjob under the blanket.

Stu : T-Bone : 12/15/06 3:59 PM
I think I'm gonna break this one up into chapters or somethin.

T : Stu : 12/15/06 4:00 PM
Can't wait for the movie!!!

Berry, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 4:05 PM
email me exactly what you're talking about. I don't get mad on BBI anymore.

Stu : T-Bone : 12/15/06 4:06 PM
Right! I think it's time to start putting the cast together!

I say clydez should be the guy who played Shaggy in that Scooby Doo movie.

Clydez = Puddy from Sienfeld : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 4:10 PM
.

show me 1100! : YAJ2112 : 12/15/06 4:10 PM

I know who should play his gf : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:12 PM
Nick Mangold's sister...

http://goofyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/holly_mangold.jpg

Ah, damn : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:13 PM
that's what I get for being html illiterate.

Gotcha covered. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 4:14 PM

Now I see why the Red Shockey threw the beer : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 4:16 PM
that chick blocks section 312 and 313.

berry, email me? : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 4:18 PM
I'm insecure too?

Puddy - Nice! : Stu : 12/15/06 4:20 PM
.

Mangold's sister is hot. : Stu : 12/15/06 4:21 PM
I love a girl in uniform.

Thanks, filthy. : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:52 PM
She's pretty sweet.

Hey, heyyyyy ... no makin' fun of Mangold's little sis. : Beez : 12/15/06 6:56 PM
I guarantee she could beat the crapola outta 75% of the people here,
and she's absolutely a tougher football player than 97% ever could
dream of having been. LOVE the Mangold sis.

Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 6:58 PM
I sent the email via FilthyExpress.

hey berry : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 7:39 PM
whats up?

Wow : JOrthman : 12/15/06 7:53 PM
Just Wow

I'm just happy to be in the 3% : CardinalX : 12/15/06 8:02 PM
.

Card ... : Beez : 12/15/06 8:03 PM
are you fighting chopper this weekend?

No : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 9:51 PM
Me and Cardinal are fighting in two weeks..

Vegas has chopper and lukes : hyadoin : 12/15/06 9:54 PM
+570 underdogs.

Vegas has chopper and lukes : hyadoin : 12/15/06 9:57 PM
+570 underdogs.

This thread has truly dominated : BUgiantfan : 12/15/06 10:14 PM
my life the past few days...I love you guys.

We need the : compton : 12/16/06 1:14 AM
106 & Park poster.

plz respkit this thread? : NyquistX3 : 12/16/06 1:29 AM
?????

Sorry, I had to post on this thread. It just had to be done.

Good read : Reese : 12/16/06 9:21 AM
Thanks everyone...

so what time are the knuckles flying? : hyadoin : 12/16/06 3:08 PM
Berry don't forget your camera.

It just took about an hour and a half.. : Charlie C : 12/16/06 4:10 PM
but I just read this thread. I am in pain from laughing so hard.

clydez : Big Al : 12/16/06 6:06 PM
I hope you plan to stay.

WTF? : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/16/06 6:54 PM
That's all you can say to describe this thread.

Filthy : BigK : 12/17/06 12:32 AM
Great artwork...you're a genius

OK ... in the spirit of T-Bone's "Players Only" thread, : Beez : 12/17/06 8:03 AM
place your predictions here now for what you think will occur today, regarding this situation. Here's mine:

Going with BBI "meet-and-brawl" history with my pick. I say
chopper shows, hangs and does exactly as he says - cruises from
tailgate to tailgate. Meanwhile, no one claiming to be clydez ever
materializes anywhere near any BBIer in the 18 lot vicinity, yet on
Monday, at some point, clydez posts that he was there ready to take
names, but no one showed. (And the Giants win.)

..... : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:05 AM
and where's the brownies at the pole part

Well ... I'll be standing in front of my TV : Beez : 12/17/06 8:07 AM
for this one. Can't place brownie's at the base of the 17F pole for
NJBay and RayF this afternoon, but I'll see what I can do from here.

I don't know what chopper has planned : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:09 AM
but he called up last night and asked if I would bring an inflatable pin -- he wants to blow sumptin up

See you soon : Berrylish2 : 12/17/06 8:11 AM
gidie. hyadoin... if I can find my camera in the next few minutes, I'm bringing it.

see you shortly lish : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:12 AM
I'm leavin in about an hour -- I'll be there before 11

Have fun, all. : Beez : 12/17/06 8:14 AM
Enjoy a nice win. (Giants, that is.)

Somebody bring a wireless laptop : GMANinDC : 12/17/06 11:29 AM
I want blow-by-blow accounts of the action

I just called Hope : Big Al : 12/17/06 11:51 AM
She says Chopperhatch is there but no sign of Clydez yet.

I wish we could start a : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:53 AM
new thread for today's events. But this one is such a classic..

Somebody hook up the webcam so we can all enjoy : PetesHereNow : 12/17/06 11:55 AM
Hell, we can charge for this. 5 bucks a view? At almost 1,200 replies? Ridiculous profit margin. Gold, Jerry, Gold.

this is honestly the first time : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:56 AM
I felt left out not being able to go to the stadium.

Did Hope say : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:57 AM
if Chopper is walking around with a plastic cup full of fountain soda ready to attack?

Just saw clydez : Upstate J : 12/17/06 12:08 PM
on the Fox pre-game show...

So far ... : Beez : 12/17/06 12:09 PM
my prediction is on target.

you know that every time Blue fan : hyadoin : 12/17/06 12:15 PM
with a beard walks by.. chopper starts getting all nervous...

I could swear I just saw : hyadoin : 12/17/06 1:00 PM
clydez pushing his way through the crowd behind the Fox crew. Chopper get your mountain dew ready!

So : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/17/06 2:36 PM
is Chopper dead yet?

So ... : Beez : 12/18/06 6:38 AM
I win.

Beez : gidiefor : 12/18/06 8:23 AM
here's the choices on clydez based on our investigations:

1 - dupe

2 - jlukes look alike

Bump. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 9:26 AM
Details?

Giants lose : Davisian : 12/18/06 9:27 AM
Rangers get their asses handed to them.

And chopper wusses out again.

What a crappy day..

So this clydez guy didn't show? Is that the deal? : Andy in Halifax : 12/18/06 9:27 AM
.

Andy : JonC : 12/18/06 9:33 AM
no sign of him anywhere.

Did chawper win by default? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 9:36 AM
.

I'd say a forfeit counts. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 9:37 AM
Chopper = victorious!

Was anyone sitting in sec 312? : Bavaro : 12/18/06 9:39 AM
.

haha i wish i was at the game : jlukes : 12/18/06 9:52 AM
to bad i was busy partying in a luxury box at MSG. Good lord last night was amazing

So no chopper and no clydez? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 9:53 AM
You guys see Joey?

Yes : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 9:54 AM
we saw Joey.

Chopper shoulda' kicked Joey's ass.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 9:59 AM
That would've been Kuehl..

Davis : jlukes : 12/18/06 10:01 AM
nahhh, but totally Awasom

i looked up : ballzblue : 12/18/06 10:02 AM
to sec 312 a few times hoping to see some action but was sadly dissappointed

Did you like Joey? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:02 AM
Or hate him? I like him.

i lik jiminy verry mutsh. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
.

Joey : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
and Mrs Joey (who is VERY VEry pretty, btw) were very likable.

I totally like teh Joey : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
2 get his asser kiked bi chopin

berry you liked : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:04 AM
mrs joey a lot? im getting excited?

Not in THAT way : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:05 AM
don't be such a nuisance!

Joey and Mrs Joey were : gidiefor : 12/18/06 10:11 AM
way cool -- Randy on the other hand .......

He's : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:13 AM
like a six year old who just discovered that he has a pen!s and figured out what he can do with it.

Wow, Joey doesn't sound that cool afterall.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:14 AM
What did he do with his junk?

Ew! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:18 AM
Joey!! What did you DO at the tailgate??

Davis ... : Beez : 12/18/06 10:48 AM
you want a dead composer to kick Randy's ass? Fair fight ... that is, if Berry's right and Randy's 6 with a new pen1s.

Frederick farking : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:51 AM
Chopin..

(((((((((((((((WoW))))))))))))))))) : gidiefor : 12/18/06 11:11 AM
That's Moldy

I saw clydez : Stan from LA : 12/18/06 11:32 AM
At the Knicks/Nuggets game.

Joey does really exist : BigBlue26 : 12/18/06 11:33 AM
And all I know is that if you walk away from a group of BBIers to go to
the bathroom... they are GONE when you come back! (I know there was a
line but it didn't take us THAT long)

BBIers have things to do, 26 ... : Beez : 12/18/06 11:44 AM
fights to have ... or instigate, then film.

As I heard it... : manh george : 12/18/06 12:11 PM
clydez didn't show, and Chopper won two out of three falls.

...or maybe Chopper is clydez. : Stu : 12/18/06 12:16 PM
Image repair?

You really think Randy : Beez : 12/18/06 12:17 PM
would sit idly by and allow that to happen?

Kudos to chopper ... he showed. He deserves something for that. Maybe ... brownies at the base of a pole.

Stu: I've heard that : bob in tx : 12/18/06 12:19 PM
Randy is Melvin S.

Yeah. Me too. : Stu : 12/18/06 12:20 PM
Wish he'd stick to just being Melvin.

Melvin? Bah? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 12:22 PM
I don't get it?

Ive heard Melvin : j_rud : 12/18/06 12:28 PM
is Louis Farakhan

in case any one gives a s*** : clydez : 12/18/06 2:50 PM
the f****n f@ggot in the red shockey jersey wasn\\\'t anywere to be seen.

whatever clydez. : Andy in Halifax : 12/18/06 2:51 PM
you obviously pussied out... if you're a real person at all.

Where were you sweetheart? : Davisian : 12/18/06 2:52 PM
?

Clydez : ballzblue : 12/18/06 2:58 PM
i was there...how else would I know that your girlfriend didn't shave yesterday?

clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 2:58 PM
I was in that lot waiting for your candy ass all morning, what happened sweet tits?

bump. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 3:40 PM
.

Clydez ... I was under the impression : Beez : 12/18/06 3:42 PM
you were going to look for chopper and jlukes (who wasn't there,
actually) before the game? Sounds like you were a no-show. Excuse? I
mean, other than you're (a) a dupe handle or (b) a big chickenshiite.

Snatch you spelled : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:43 PM
"I
was in that lot waiting for your candy ass all morning, hoping and
praying you wouldn't show and had my sunglasses ready in case you
showed, I would then don my sunglasses and try to blend into the
background" wrong.

Randy's rooting for clyde? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:45 PM
You read the opening post? You have the flu?

Yeah, anyone's better : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:50 PM
than douchehatch

Randy.... : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
I'm surprised.

Pipe down? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
..

U 2 suxed : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
also.

Gotta get Randy and The Chopper : Beez : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
together.

Wah! Let's stick up 4 seth! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
He was nice when we talked to him! Wah! Let's forget he's the biggest dick on this board! wahhhhhhhhhh

No : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
questionmark, Dav. PIPE DOWN MONKEYBOY!

Oh, Beez, you too. : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
Sticking up for the douche¬bag.

Ur not piping down? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
jabroni?

I like : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
you both...sometimes. So stifle it, both of you!

but chopper's : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
a bitch?

And you can : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:56 PM
be a cuhnt, so quit it.

Great. : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
Now I'm hard.

Hmmm, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
on Friday, clydez was all...

By Monday morning he's all...

What the dealy?

YES! : Beez : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
The thread ... she is alive.

But ... I stick up for chopper? The fuquer wants to eat my offspring (who will crush him, incidentally).

alright : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
everyone, take a
pill. We are a week from Christmas for goodness sakes. What ever
happened to Peace on Earth and goodwill toward men......and all that
sh1t?

Is that : Beez : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
jlukes? I haven't checked his myspace site in a while.

Berry, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
why the hell are you telling me to pipe down when this asshole acts like a 12 year old?

Melvin, again, everybody who disagrees with you is wrong I guess? You're a piece of lint from clydez girlfriend's anus

gene ... : Beez : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
did you do that on purpose? Christmas for goodness sakes Cuz, if not ... good job.

Wait. : Beez : 12/18/06 3:59 PM
Melvin = Randy?

Shhhhh : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
I'm just trying to make peace! Now stick a sock in it Randy!

I just like saying pipe down to randy? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
And calling him jabroni?

And it has duel power?

Because chopper hates the statements ending in question mark styles?

So I'm basically telling them both to suck it?

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
you arrange for Randy and I to meet, and I'll buy you drinks for a year.

Yeah, apparently the genius : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:01 PM
thinks I'm Melvin. I think it is awesome--it reinforces what many of us
say about his paranoid, persecuted little nancy-boy persona.

Randy : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
is not Melvin. Nope, nope, nope

If Randy is Melvin : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
Who is Milton? There has to be a connection!

some of you f@ggots : clydez : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
may of
been too obsessed with this thread. you can all cheer for your
chickenboy since i didnt run into him yesterday. i got to the game late
and turned right and parked in 16. BUT i did take a walk thru 18 right
before the game AND after the game. i did not see any pus oozing tw4t
in a lt jersey looking for me. since this c0cksucker didnt specify
where in lot 18, i walked near 18c where i was suppose to be parking.
because of that waste of a trip i missed the first five minutes. and
surprise! nobody came to see me during the game.

I love it... : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
this
little fleeb comes out with his corny little misspellings and
grammatical errors and I still catch reprimandings...now you'll
probably tell me I take this place too seriously(couldn't be further
from the truth).

But he does chum the water for chopper? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:03 PM
..

oh clydez : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:05 PM
would you
just go kill yourself already? So you expected me to wait in the lot
all day, wait till 4:14 before going into the game, run right out after
the game and then wait some more? I didn't know they stacked piles of
shit 6'5". Blow me you oaf.

I saw : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:05 PM
someone in a white
Osi jersey in 18C after the game, if that was you, you're like 13 years
old. Also we DID tell you where in 18.

BTW clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:06 PM
I didn't mean to call you an oaf. That was meant for yourgirlfriend with the pillowy mouf.

hey c0cksucker : clydez : 12/18/06 4:08 PM
did you ever tell me where in 18? no you didnt. phew right?

clydez : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 4:11 PM
You dont reside in the DC area, do you? You sound very familiar.

Clydez, : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:11 PM
I thought
it was pretty clear that you were supposed to be in 18C, you smartass
internet toughguy mung eating c0cksucker.

Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:13 PM
Yeah ... they did tell you where. And if you really wanted to find them (him), you would have.

Randy ... what can I do to facilitate the meet-n-greet between you and the chop?

It will be a meet and : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:14 PM
beat(ing) LMAOOLOLOLO!!!

HAWT? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:15 PM
..

Randy vs. Chawper : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
Only one way to get a clear image of the magnitude of this matchup. Google Image Search.

In this corner, standing at 5 foot 7 and 121 pounds, with a brown
belt in Ju Jitsu that he rented specifically for this engagement,
nothing could be finer than to be in his vaginaaaaaaaaaa,
chawpeeeeerrrrrrrrrHATCH!!!

Aaaannnnddd in this corner, a husky 4 foot 17 and weighing in at
164 pounds, known for his appreciation of cross stitch and anything
anal, from the big C.T.....Radneeeeeee!!!!

Leeeettttsss get reeeeaaadddyyyyyyyyyy toooooooo totally wuss out at camp and avoid one another.

I SAID 18C! : clydez : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
AND i went there before AND after the game! where on this thread did he say where he was going tobe?

LOLOLOLwhatever ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
so anyway ...

Meanwhile, I wonder how the "alternate BBI" is enjoying this.

If that's chopper ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:17 PM
...

Filthy, : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:17 PM
where the HELL did you get that picture of me and why are you using it??

clydez ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:18 PM
chicken AND attention deficit disorder.

Yet chopper is such a hero! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:19 PM
Brave as the day is long.

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:20 PM
you talk this game, and you avoid every gathering. Interesting. You and clydez are prob busy filling each other's voids.

The level of bitchdom youve achieved is at a historic level.

But seriously folks ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:20 PM
Randy, will you be attenting camp next August? chopper?

Choppersnatch = : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:21 PM
scared little bitch...WAH!

anyone else wonder why certain members havent shown up on this thread? : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:21 PM
It is pathetic that some people need to create a dupe handle on a
message board to start s h i t just to get themselves off.

The following is an actual call from an OnStar customer... : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
ONSTAR: This is OnStar, how can I help you?
CLYDEZ: Yeah, where the fu+k is the chopperf@ggot?
ONSTAR: Sir? I'm sorry, I don't know what you're asking me.
CLYDEZ: Sorry? You'll be sorry when I bend you in half, shove your nose
up your ass, break off your nose, eat it, and then sh!t on your @ss!
ONSTAR: Sir, if my nose was up my ass, why would you want to break it off and eat it?
CLYDEZ: F=ck you, OnStar! You wearin a Shockey jersey?

jlukes ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
let it all go. Tell us what you really think. Release ...

I've been atenting ever since I saw that pic of chopperhatch. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
He's not nearly that cute in person but then, he was wearing a lot more at camp.

VV, nice! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:23 PM
Actually, clydez is only a notch below chopper's level of neanderthalism

Beez : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:23 PM
i think i am still
hungover from the luxury box at MSG. That is what happens when you kill
a mini fridge full of beers and 4 bottles of wine with your friends.

Come onnnn ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:24 PM
you don't have any friends!

which is why i am all hungover : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:24 PM
had to do all that drinkin myself

Sweet!!! : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:25 PM
On-Star calls RULZ!!!!!

I'm starting to believe that Randy is actually a dupe handle. : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:25 PM
His brand of stupidity has gotta be intentional

it was really a great time, my brother had some friends there too : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
and one of them got to go down on the ice during the 1st intermission
and won the race around the cones. It was friggen awesome

VV, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
excellent. The last line put it over the top.

You are a duplicate of : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
a monkey's rectum.

He's a chronic-master-baiter : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
And you're a bait-eating-chronic.

In many ways, he completes you.

Village : BigBlue26 : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
Thanks! LOL!

Quit it with the dupe sh_t you detective wanna be's... I think
clydez is just an idiot who came to BBI to find another idiot out of
the 78,000+ who attend games.

And I really, really doubt that Randy is Melvin.

You two have to meet. : Beez : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
It's really too perfect not to happen.

Thatw as to chopper : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
So that would make Randy the C-M-B..

I'm really BB26 : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
.

V V -- You forgot : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
ONSTAR: throws beer Clydez

No way Randy is Melvin : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
..

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : Beez : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
26 tryin' to throw people off the scent ... what do you know, 26? Hmmm?

ugh! : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
ON Clydez

Hi schnitz! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:29 PM
.

schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:31 PM
whttaya make of all this?

Dudes -- I read through the beginning : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:31 PM
and end of this thread.

Did anyone make the point that if Clyde's is 6'5" and weighing a
TON, then with Clydez in front of him, the guy behind him probably
couldn't have seen the game even if he had been standing up?

Logic? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:32 PM
No, there's none of that here.

Don't think it ever got to that point. : Beez : 12/18/06 4:33 PM
Concensus was: clydez shoulda just sat his fat arse down.

Let me switch it up on ya'. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:33 PM
Eff Google. Gimme some YAHOO Image Search.

Chawper

Radnee

Interesting enough, when you search for "BBI Sammich Crew", you get this.

Hi Rodnee =;-) : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:35 PM
Beez -- for
the Clydez thing; the guy is a douche on so many levels... Needs to
follow crowd consensus on standing up...like on 3rd downs and big plays.

Clydez also doesn't really know who threw the beer. It could have
been someone else in the section who thought Clydez was being a
jacka$$, which tends to happen when there is an obvious jerk in a
section...others in the section unite against the obvious jerk. All
Clydez knows is that the guy who asked him to sit thought the
beer-throwing was funny.

As for the rest, ech, whatever...

beez you are a : clydez : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
f***n s*** talking wiseass a$$hole. show me where somebody said where in lot 18 prick.

That's a great pic. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
I find the yellow really brings out the colour of my teeth.

Oh yeah, signing up on an internet fight : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
just to pick a fight with one out of 88,000 people is up there with the stupidest things I've ever seen online ever.

And teh Filthy cracks me up.

clydez ... you wanna piece-a me now? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
Read the thread yourself, lazy ass.

internet *site* : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
(Brain jumped ahead...reading too many resumes today)

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:39 PM
It sounds like he does.

I'll give you 3 guesses which piece and where he'd like it to go...

Beez, he doesn't have to read the whole thing : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
just do a "Control-F" on "18" -- more evidence on the grey matter clydez is lacking.

if you were so worried about where : kelsto811 : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
then why didn't you ask, you pussied out you pus$y

clydez, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
18C

18C was mentioned many times in this thread. It's a good thing you
showed up late. One hit on chawper and you'll never be able to wash the
biggot off that hand.

So in summary : Bill Barilko : 12/18/06 4:43 PM
Randy is clyde and chopper's a pussy?

This thread has now officially become boring : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:44 PM
time for me to move on.

chop ... I'm trying to arrange a meeting : Beez : 12/18/06 4:47 PM
for you and your boyfriend. But he won't address it.

schnitz, : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:48 PM
here's a resume for ya:

CLYDEZ

Education
Ass-Kick U

Hobbies
- Bending internet pu$$ies in half
- Standing
- Getting my girl soaked in beer
- Defense of my beer-soaked girl
- Internet searches on Shockey wanna-be homos
- Cheering. And I mean REAL cheering. Loud as f+ck, yo. Not the pu$$y cheering you're used to seeing, you f+cking pu$$y.

Special Skills
- Growing a full, luxurious beard.

Just put out : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:48 PM
a trail of Reese's Pieces. Randy will find his way.

Now Randy wants a piece of Reese? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:49 PM
That boy is out of control.

One unanswered question remains for me.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:50 PM
What is that in Beez's picture at 12:41 on 12/14????

agree : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:51 PM
wtf is that?

ok... i am not 100% certain : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:52 PM
but 97.95% certain i know who Clydez is now.

A$$HOLE! : clydez : 12/18/06 4:52 PM
I SAID 18C! ME! NOT
HIM! ME! IT WAS MENTIONED BECAUSE I SAID THAT IS WHERE I WILL BE!
CHOPERRF@GGOTC()NT NEVER SAID WHERE HE WUZ GOING TO BE! JUST 18!

Shut it Farva : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:53 PM
..

The C stands for chopper. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:53 PM
.

And you two say : Beez : 12/18/06 4:55 PM
you're "from the country?" Riiiiight.

SHE's a little bit country.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:56 PM
I'm a little bit Rock & Roll..

I'm cu ntry too. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
.

weeee-ooooooo : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
someone's jumping the shark.

I thought : Beez : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
you were show tunes.

well, that almost killed the thread right there : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
.

Holy crap -- Quit shouting : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:58 PM
So you cloud people's vision and you're a screamer too. Dude, you're like a Superfund Site with legs.

See? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:58 PM
City folks don't type out "weeeeee-oooooooo." Country girl, for sure.

So whats in the pic? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
eh?

Donnie & Marie now? : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
I think this must be the most officially sucking thread-that-sucked that ever sucked sucking suckage.

Did anyone catch this except me.... : Gmen56 : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
Clydez's post above: "....i got to the game late and turned right and
parked in 16. BUT i did take a walk thru 18 right before the game AND
after the game. i did not see any pus oozing tw4t in a lt jersey
looking for me. since this c0cksucker didnt specify where in lot 18, i
walked near 18c where i was suppose to be parking......"

Now, you do know Lot 18 is for Reserved Parking. You can park
there even if you so happened to be late, there's always a spot. Hmmmmm.

suck off : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
suckering suckatash

Fatty, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
me and other
BBIers were looking over to 18c the whole day waiting for a walking big
grundle and a 265 lb guy with a beard. We saw nothing but a couple of
guys making out in the back of a pick-up truck. Now you might call that
"waiting", but I call that revolting.

That'th Thuck off! : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:00 PM
Thuckering Thuccotash! Holy Ththith, thith thread thuxth!

schnitzie : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:00 PM
rzpct teh classix

This thread= : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 5:01 PM

Clydez is..... really Tiki Barber : CardinalX : 12/18/06 5:01 PM
he's attempting to divert the attention of us fans from the implosion
on the field that is our Giants... by creating a fauxfight

wag the dog Tiki.... wag the dog!!

Davisian, I saw the Ignatius Reilly thread : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:02 PM
Holy crap that sucked too, but this one just might have it beat.

Oh I agree schnitz : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:02 PM
But I meant the Osmonds..

If you were to right-click on the picture ... : Beez : 12/18/06 5:03 PM
you'd see it's ... a TROUGH! Friggin' city folk.

Oh.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
I thought it was an 8-Track holder. For a vista cruiser..

THAT IS : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
NOT A TROUGH! THIS IS:

Davisian -- Oh... : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
Man, the Osmonds are classics? There goes Western Civ, right down the terlet.

Remember when I fought Davisian last year at camp? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
My vag1na was never the same.

Now, how would I know if clydez's girlfriend : Beez : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
drives a Vista Cruiser?

and not just any trough : CardinalX : 12/18/06 5:05 PM
but a 340L-Box-Trough. YEEEEEEEEE haaaaaaaaaaw

Schnitzie, : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 5:15 PM
Irie says Hi! Well, he said Arf? But we know what that means.

I hate my job... : Amtoft : 12/18/06 8:21 PM
so busy all the time. I missed Chopper pretending to be a bad ass again. Thank goodness Randy calls it like it is.

Randy just found a partner. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 9:13 AM
.

I'm a little jealous? : Davisian : 12/19/06 9:21 AM
?

Yep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:55 AM
Randy always gets it right Amtoft. Lol.

Which is funny because : Davisian : 12/19/06 9:56 AM
Amtoft usually gets it Left.

No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Seth, you're still alive? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 9:59 AM
Just great...

And this thing : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 10:07 AM
still lives on....

I was hoping the baby jeebis : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 10:13 AM
took the sethacth back home amongst the angels?

Class act... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 10:21 AM
then you could go to Giants games and camp without fearing for your life.

Well, fear gay : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 10:22 AM
rape. Homo.

I can't believe I missed : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:17 AM
Berry liking my wife! No one said I was very very good looking, I clearly married up

Joey ... : Beez : 12/19/06 11:19 AM
photos, and we could give you some real opinions. You know, about how good lookin' you really are.

Joey, was Seth as big a douche in person : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:24 AM
as he plays on BBI? Be honest?

It never stops.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:30 AM
BTW, Joey doesn't look anything like I thought he would.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:32 AM
What were you expecting, out of curiosity?

An older guy.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:33 AM
::braces for punch::

Randy : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:34 AM
He gave me a beer
after all the sh-it I've given him on here, so he scored some points.
Seth's a good kid, nothing like his BBI alter ego. Very similar to
someone else I know.

Joey : Stu : 12/19/06 11:36 AM
I've met a bunch of BBI'ers and I'd say 90% are nothing like they appear to be here.

Bah, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:38 AM
I've heard worwse
Joey. It was good meeting you and your wife. Sorry the Jints couldn't
pull out a win, but I had a good time anyways.

And if you came earlier, you woulda gotten a Dead Guy Ale or a Guinness instead of a Crud Lite.

Stu : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:38 AM
F U

Randy - WTF?? : Stu : 12/19/06 11:39 AM
Still looing forward to meeting you!!

...and Joey - soiled jeans as well.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:40 AM
I just act old
on here because I'm crusty while at work. I"m actually pretty fun. I
wish I had gotten there earlier, we planned very poorly for the game
which will NOT happen again.

This thread... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 11:41 AM
is just not the same without clydez.

I'm 90% funnier in real life.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
My Mom even said so..

Joey - planned poorly? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
Or
tried to avoid us altogether? Had JonC and I not harrassed you by phone
all day you may have never met all the wonderful folks of BBI. :o)

Stu, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
I never pee myself. I pee on others.

JB, I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:43 AM
AND FEED IT TO STU!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

chopper : Stu : 12/19/06 11:44 AM
I was referring to Joey's last comment.

chopper : Stu : 12/19/06 11:45 AM
I meant your last coment to him.

BB : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:45 AM
I called you guys too, so zip it! I was not going to miss out meeting you guys, lateness be damned.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:49 AM
Admit it, you thought I'd be an old pip squeak!

Glad : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 11:57 AM
you came to
Dorkapalooza! FYI gidie and I even yelled at the Giants sometime in the
3rd of 4th quarter. "Do It for Joey!"

You mean you're not an old : gidiefor : 12/19/06 11:59 AM
pip squeak? Who was that I met?

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 12:05 PM
NOW can Randy and the chopper get along? Please? For Davis?

Beez, I tried a while ago but : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:08 PM
when I tried to disagree with chopp, respectfully, he went on the attack...And therein lies the problem.

gidie : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 12:08 PM
OUCH. Now I'm going to stay at the gym an extra hour tonight. Thanks for the inspiration (you big jerk)

randy and chopper pipe down? : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:15 PM
with eachother?

Davis is : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:15 PM
a douche

notsofresh : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:16 PM
olorolooo!!!

UH OH : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:17 PM
now davisian is gonna get in a fight with a guy (nameless) who throws vinegar at him.

OH! THANKS BERRY! : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:18 PM
You just totally reminded me that i have to pick up a big bottle of vinegar to lime the coffee maker.

Who's better than you?

Davisian : Stu : 12/19/06 12:19 PM
Josh and dad said to say hello.

Where's clydez? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:19 PM
I miss that little monkey.

Hey : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:20 PM
anytime...

Stu : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:20 PM
I'm the third Son, the one he dispwn3d for rampant geigh..

Joey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:32 PM
Oh sorry -- I guess that was me I was talking about -- WTF -- I got to go to the gym now -- chriminey

has this thread : hyadoin : 12/19/06 12:33 PM
broken a record yet?

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 12:33 PM
you're a
fucking liar. Busting my balls and calling me names is one thing, but
that is a blatant lie. Look, you have people on this site who like you
for whatever reason, I don't and can promise you i never will. It was I
who tried to level with you and treat things with the same flippant and
disingenuous manner as you, but you poo-pooed that peace offering as
well. So, now I know that there is no hope that I could ever shake your
hand. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Joey, you got a frame on you for sure. Standing there next to you
and Jon with a cooler of beer next to me, beer in left hand, ciggy in
the other and my ass jiggling made me feel slightly outta place, lol. I
woulda felt better if you guys had seen me running go-routes and making
everybody trying to cover me look like Giants receivers.

chopp? Gay? : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 12:35 PM
Joey, you got a package on you for sure

chop and Joey? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:36 PM
no wonder Mrs Joey was ROTFL

You shoulda seen his post about Papa Twenny Six : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:37 PM
I could feel the moist through my screen.

chop, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:37 PM
stop being a lying, liar? Now apologize and we can let bygones be bygones.

I see posting : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:38 PM
But I don't see piping down?

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 12:41 PM
fuck your life...

Gene, leave it up to you to read FRAME as PACKAGE.

Isn't that what this thread was really about in the first place : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:42 PM
clydez was framed!

Clydez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:43 PM
has no package? NO WONDER!

chop : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:04 PM
You appeared to be having more fun than both of us, so that's what matters! Now, you and Randy knock it off already.

Davisian... : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 1:05 PM
Don't be talking bad about Papa26... you'll be sorry. :o)

Question ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:07 PM
... wouldn't you then be "vinegar-ing" the coffee maker?

Papa26 : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:13 PM
is good peoples. Plus, I am currently in his favor as I have complimented him on his hands and fed him a beer.

Joey, i have a great time in just about whatever I do. Even with
glass in my foot and JonC talking to me about his Awesome Hour Upper
Body home workout all the time. Or is that Jon Basedow? Potato, Potahto.

vinegar-ing : Kyle in PA : 12/19/06 1:16 PM
LOL! you guys are hysterical!

Papa 26 : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:18 PM
Looks strong enough to pull the ears off a Gondar

Joey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:18 PM
did you shake his club?

snatch what are you like 12... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:19 PM
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Keep trying buddy...try mentioning poo that usually kills...oh wait you did. Sorry keep trying though.

Uh ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:20 PM
"vinegar-ing" ... that
was a serious question. I mean, how can you "lime" the coffee pot by
putting vinegar in it. Ya know?

How do you : Beez : 12/19/06 1:21 PM
compliment a man on his hands and make it not gay? Seriously.

Beez : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:21 PM
you got sumptin against the Brits now?

gidie, nope. : Beez : 12/19/06 1:27 PM
I love me some
Tetley tea, a good Sunday roast, big clocks (L ... CLOCKS!), Led
Zeppelin, Rachel Weisz and Keira Knightley, not necessarily in that
order.

well they don;t like the term limey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:29 PM

Which, fortunately, : Beez : 12/19/06 1:31 PM
I didn't use. :)

Larry : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 1:33 PM
likes everything Limey.

However ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:34 PM
photos of Ms. Weisz and Ms. Knightley seem appropriate here.

Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on fucking yourself.

gidie : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I did, it was like shaking hands w/a catcher's mitt

Wow. : Beez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
clydez got past the filter. NICE!

Chop, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:38 PM
I'm waiting...

Interesting that someone is trying to : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:41 PM
frame me as being clydez. That, or he is a terrible reader.

Amtoft, you're an idiot.

Beez, you start by shaking the guy's hand, begin wincing a bit and you say "Gyot dayum that's a helluva grip!"

okay.. I'm going to go out on a limb here : hyadoin : 12/19/06 1:42 PM
and say clydez is someone else from a while back, who is a born again
BBIer (formerly banned) who came back to stir up some shi.. He got past
the filter.. I just learned how to do that last week. Believe it or
not.. it was Chopper that told me how.

chopper told : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
me he don;t need no stinkin filter

So, after you say all that ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
do you mutter, "sailor?"

frame you my a$$... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
you just
got busted. Holy sh!t to get out of being a pu$$y from backing down
from Ben like a bitch...you make this 6'5 250 guy that wants no piece
of you... BAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Dad doesn't know his own strength : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 1:45 PM
and has nearly broken a lot of hands just saying hi. He's a big guy for
sure, especially if you screw with his daughter. :o) But he has a heart
of gold and would give anyone the shirt off his back.

You should see when he "high fives" my 3.5 year old. Poor kid's
hand turns bright red and he looks at my dad and says "what the heck
Papa?"

NOW : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:46 PM
we're getting somewhere. I need more proof though and I'm way too lazy to investigate.

Backing down from Ben? : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:46 PM
Who, what? huh?

come on this has snatch written all over it... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:48 PM
Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on f#cking yourself. wait let me fix it for you

Amtoft, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on f#cking yourself.

Woah! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:51 PM
CAUGHT!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joey : cjac : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
go rent the pre season on DVD then come back to this thread

BWAHAHA, : Andy in Halifax : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
chopperhatch is busted. How pathetic do you have to be to create an internet adversary to make yourself look cool?

How is taht caught? : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
eye em lozt agin?

I diidn't post any of those things... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:54 PM
Now I know you're not worth my ire. If you were in the know with the
Ben situation at all, you wouldn't have brought that up. Enjoy life
Amtoft.

BB26, your Dad is seemingly very very nice. You're lucky.

Randy, likely story.

huh? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:55 PM

WOW! : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 1:55 PM
Didn't see that coming.

BEST

THREAD

EVER!!!

Andy, i didn't post either of those things. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:55 PM

Shep.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:56 PM
I am NOT clydez...

Joey, to your original question, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:56 PM
apparently pre-camp, choopercabra was PO'd at Ben and was talking
smack. They were planning on meeting at camp but when the opportunity
arose, chooperduper wore his sunglasses at another table, avoiding Ben.
To make it worse Snatch went after Ben again verbally AFTER camp, just
to confirm his level of douchebaggery.

Hmmm look chopp...i mean clydez... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:57 PM
could break the filter all thread.

beez you are a : clydez : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
f***n s*** talking wiseass a$$hole. show me where somebody said where in lot 18 prick.

Now all the sudden when chopper went to reply to me. Clydez broke
the filter. Hmmmm...You are freakin moron!! You picked a fight with
yourself?? BAHAHAHAHA

... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:58 PM
ckydezhatch?

If I picked a fight with myself... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 1:59 PM
I'd at least of had one of me get my ass kicked royally.

Does anybody else : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:59 PM
understand this? At all? I'm more baffled than anything else. Amtoft,
I'm at work dipshit, if I kept logging in under diff't profiles, Eric
would see my IP. But you're too friggin dumb to consider that aren't
you?

Innnnnteresting. : Beez : 12/19/06 2:00 PM
Hard to believe it's chopper as clydez ... but still, verrry interesting about the "broken" filter. Hmmmm ...

Let's see. Who else doesn't use the said filtration system. Could it be ... DAVE?

FMiC ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:00 PM
huh?

That post was from 1:35 that Amtoft said i : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
posted, look up at 1:35. NOT chopperhatch

Wow. : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
That was... unexpected. Yet, expected.

No it is classic... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
he knows
he is a pu$$y, so he makes it so a 6'5 clydez (isn't that Ben's height,
the man you already pu$$ed out from) that is to scared to come meet the
super tough choppersnatch. Classic desperation of wanting to be loved.
This is great

Hmmm ... I'm at work ... where : Beez : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
they let me drink beer in my office ... and where MAYBE I could access
a co-worker's computer to sign on momentarily, then back to being me
... Hmmmmm ... Innnnteresting.

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
is right.. there are plenty of people who can get past the filter. It's Not that hard.

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
is right.. there are plenty of people who can get past the filter. It's Not that hard.

Beez... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
if i
went through the trouble of creating an alternate handle and got into a
fake argument - somebody was going to get an ass kicking out of it.
Makes the story that much better.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
you really this stupid?

How much : Beez : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
does Ben weigh?

This is UNBEE LIEVABLE! : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:03 PM

I dunno, chop ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
I'm pretty stupid ... er ...

Im sticking with : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
my gut
here. I believe clydez is a dupe from the DC area. Is there any chance
that this DC area poster would miss out on this thread? I think not!

Let me rephrase that ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:04 PM
"How much does a Benweigh?"

If chopper is not clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:04 PM
than I gotta give clydez props for being a lot smarter than he originally let on.
That's either a near perfect framing, or a near perfect fu¢k-up.

No interaction between Amtoft and clydez whatsoever up until...

snatch what are you like 12... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:19 PM
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Keep trying buddy...try mentioning poo that usually kills...oh wait you did. Sorry keep trying though.

Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on fucking yourself.

chop : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
I think the
insinuation is that clydez cannot manipulate the filter, but all of the
sudden he could after all the $ and @ he was using. You are adept at
cursing around the filter, so I th ink the assumption is that its you.
I think clydez could figure it out the same way everyone else has. I
thnk it's too much hassle to do myself, so I use the ever clever -
between letters. I am so f-cking lazy

Why I oughta......... : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:05 PM

sure Berry, but clydez couldn't... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
until he responds to me. Weird that it was a response that chopper
would say and he was the only one I was talking to. Oh chopper you can
post from the same PC with different IP addresses, but of course you
already know this, right?

I'm with gene here ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:06 PM
or at least still leaning that way. In any event, it quells the boredom.

Hehehehe, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:06 PM
maybe someone is trying to frame ole choppy here, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.

shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
You truly have
surprised me. You fell for that that easily. And to think you lecture
other people about being dumb. Fuck you dude.

Amtoft... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
breaking the
curse filter is not, by any means proof of identity. It's certainly
plausible, and many agree beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it is not
chopper and indeed a dupe.

So ... who else makes merciless fun : Beez : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
of chopper ... who hasn't really been a presence here? Well, there's
... yeah, there's him. And then his friend, that guy. There's those two.

Ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:08 PM
now shep-chop is on again.

Merry Christmas everyone! The thread that gives and gives ...


chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:08 PM
Right back at you candy-pants.

yeah Shep... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
I think I might
agree. Rather than it be a clear f-ck up by snatch, clydez is smart
enought to quickly think of framing snatch to make him look worse than
he already does, breaking a filter even though he hasn't yet, and
responding just like snatch would, so that everyone would see...oh wait
no to complicated...he f-cked up.

someone collect the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
evidence and then TMAC and I will issue a ruling. Maybe someone can go
through this thread and see if hatch and clydez ever posted within the
same minute. Not conclusive, but a start.

This is... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
baffling. I'm going to sit next to GMAN and have some Twizzlers.

Beez, I just use dthe word quel in an email. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:10 PM
Are you me?

And with : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
"clydez"'s usage
of $$$ and @@@ and whatnot, that doesn't mean sh!t. It doesn't mean he
couldn't get past the filter. I censor myself and I know how to get
past it. Therefore, objection over-ruled. Find a better line of
questioning.

I don't know why the curse filter thing matters to anyone. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
It was the answering of Amtoft's post that made it look like clydez might be chopper.

Brainfart or stroke of genius, no one knows but chopper and/or whoever clydez really is.

Amtoft, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
You are missing the part where I don't believe clydez was ever real, doesn't make it automatically chopper.

I'm clydez! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
FIGHT ME!!!

Based on Amtoft's 2:09 post ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
leaning more and more heavily toward gene's premise.

Smiegel / Gollum : cjac : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
=

Chopper / Clydex

tricksy hobbitses

Oh no, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:13 PM
the cavalry is failing.

cjac- : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:13 PM
tricksy, FAT hobbitses.

Randy, I got your e-mail. : Beez : 12/19/06 2:14 PM
I
stole it from that. Do you actually know to whom you're sending e-mail?
I'm not actually "Beez." bwwwwaaaaahahahahaha ...
***lightningstrikingfollowedbythunder*****

I'm sorry beez, but if he buys this , : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:14 PM
then that says a lot about what kinda person he is.

Berry, but why stop being lazy now... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:15 PM
and break through the filter at that point. Why so he could frame snatch? Come on does anyone really believe that?

tricksy : cjac : 12/19/06 2:15 PM
fat chopperses....

posts : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
in the same minute:

if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM want to mouth off to me
that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it really doesn't
matter. but it is classless some of the things you are saying about
mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you are all
talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip your
jugular out of your pewny necks.

sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I really don't think much of any of this : Beez : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
actually says a whole lot about any of us ... but hey, what the hell do I know?

If someone did frame chopperhatch, : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
my hat is off to him/her. That's an outstanding build-up. The patience
to execute that maneuver is nothing short of magnificent.

Well-played. Well-played, indeed.

chop, you're screwed, buddy. Maybe Eric can look at the IP's for
those posts, but IP-anonymizers are easy enough for even you to use.
You've got no plausible-deniability whatsoever.

Berry what does that prove... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
nothing really

Amtoft... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
and besides, the rest of the 'cool' guys have shown up, further eluding to this not being chopper.

Berry ... maybe : Beez : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
chopper has an
intern, and in the office the intern has a laptop, and when the intern
went to lunch ... well, you get where this is going.

Berry what does that prove... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
nothing really at all

Whatever, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
you guys have
fun with this. Lots of peoples' level of intelligence has been revealed
here. Not to mention their gullibility

Are these in the same minute? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:17 PM

Posts in the same minute? : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
I know the supercomputer that runs BBI takes a dirt nap 3-4x a day, but
posting twice in a sixy-second timeframe isn't hard, at all.

Define ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
"cool" guys.

did I succeed? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:18 PM

chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
Yet once again, you prove that you are unable to properly read through one of my posts.

If you had taken the time to actually read what I had posted and
not what preconceived notion you had in that noggin of your's what I
meant, you'd see that I didn't actually accuse you.

Don't worry, I don't expect you to re-read my posts.
Much easier top imagine what someone means and then fly off the handle.

see berry I posted : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
twice in the same minute. 60 seconds is a long time.

Okay... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
I'm here, so now the "Cool Guys" comment holds water.

no way do i believe : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
chopper
is clydez -- chopper is youthfully exhuberant -- clydez is
transparently crazily stupid one minute then malicious and calculating
the next -- those personalities don't mesh well --

I for one have spent time with chopper and he's a fun lovin guy --
allbeit a bit nutty -- don't buy it -- Amtoft and Randy - you both
would like him -- I pretty much guarantee it

Nope. It's not at all ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
in
fact, I can type and type and make a long-winded post, the kind that
rankles the likes of those in Georgia, and then hit the clicker ...

I failed that time : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:19 PM

How about this time? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:19 PM

And : Beez : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
post again immediately. Same minute?

Oh, and Gene-o.... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
I'm gunnin' for 1500, bra'.

Hell, me and the guy : Beez : 12/19/06 2:20 PM
in Georgia with multiple posts at 2:19.

Screw you, Britt ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:20 PM
1,500 is mine. You guys are slow.

It's funny that: : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:21 PM
Amtoft chimed in when Dave in DC(Lastings Milledge) got on me about the Ben thing

That Danger Moose, Lastings and a lot of the other recent chimers tailgate together.

Again, this doesn't really bother me except for the fact that Beez
and shep are really this fucking dumb to consider this.

True... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:21 PM
it's not that hard, and DM has a point. However... too many variables... it just doesn't matter.

Where'd the Superfecta thread go? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:22 PM

I've already got my sniper software... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
Programmed to post "FIRE COUGHLIN" a split second after 1499, so unless
you are faster than my computer, it's a lock. Although your prowess at
posting two times in under a minute is somewhat impressive.

gidie, chopper tones it down when he's in person apparently, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
but the crap he posts here at times is inexcusable and pitiful. No, I wouldn't like him.

I only asked the " post in : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
the same minute" question to see who would come to chop's defense(and
because I'm computer stupid). Berrylish2, I think you should allow the
accused to handle his own defense.

but as you can see : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I'm just as fast

shep ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
Is he talkin' to us?

gidiefor... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I
wouldn't count on it. There are more than a few people who have hung
out with the guy and it looks like it only made him be a bigger jacknut
in their eyes.

That's rare on BBI. Once I meet somebody here, I usually can't
seriously rip them, because the ones I've met are undeserving of such
scorn.

Maybe I just meet the high-quality people.

This is fascinating : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
Theater.

I chimed in : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
because you like
a bitch you started calling Ben names behind your computer, when Ben
wasn't even on the thread. It came out that you hid from him when you
had a chance to put those words to use.

: Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:23 PM

Curious ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
which people who
have met chopper (other than schnitzie) still don't like him, at least
a little bit? (Not a oaded question, but a literal one.)

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

FMiC : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
You havent met the caviar of BBI, me. I smell just like fish eggs.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

bob... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
doesn't matter to me.

: Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:24 PM

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

I'll bring... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
djm with me when we meet. He loves eggs.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
...

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
you lost to Curtis.

I met him this weekend : JOrthman : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
seemed like a good guy to me.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Is it mine now?

1500 was mine =) : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:25 PM

So.. wait, this is about tailgate-envy? : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
I'm confused. I'm even more confused that someone would think I'd take sides with DaveDC/Lastings.

I just clicked this thread because I couldn't believe it was still going...

GOD& ^*& %^$(& ^%(!!!!! : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Oh, crap ... am I Clydez?

Effin' : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Curt!

Once again shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
you
seem to think that I am flying off the handle. Defending myself? Maybe
a bit. Flying off the handle? Not at all. You're an asshole dude. Now
go ahead and tell me I'm stupid, or that I take things too seriously.
You're a fucking loser who's clinging to dreams of being a rockstar,
but you're pushing pencils and trying to sound like you are deeper than
anybody else on here. Again, I'm saying this with a perfectly calm
demeanor and not flipping out. You're a 40 year old wannabe who's got
nothing to show for it but a hair band do and a smart-ass sense of
humor.

Well ... at least : Beez : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
Britt and gene were shut out.

Well, : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
1500 may be yours, but when 1600 comes around, I'll be there.

If it makes it to 1700, you'll see me.

1800, I live for it.

2000-0-0 party over, it's out of time.

JO... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
did he say hi I am clydez or snatch?

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:27 PM
I like you man, you make me laugh.

Randy - : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
chopper doesn't
tone down -- he's a chatterbox in person -- you can't make him up --
believe me -- well I like him lots -- so there --

Fatman -- you always seem discerning - in a demanding way - so its
possible he wouldn't fly through your filter due to his numerous
inconsistencies -- but probably I wouldn't make it through either --
because I'm far from perfect in any sense of the word -- however, like
chopper I am fun lovin

Dreams of being a rockstar? : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
That's too funny, I haven't even played in a working band in years,
once again, you show that you simply don't pay attention.

You are a treat to watch on BBI though, I'll give you that.

You all : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
need to get a life.

Chopper... low blow to Shep, not cool at all.

Beez... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
shep met snatch and
it appears they don't like each other. Funny how clydez hasn't posted
again since snatched f-cked up.

Choppez : cjac : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
don't listen to these
guys. i think what you did was brilliant. you should be happy you got
caught, it shows how intelligent you are. I never thought you'd be
smart enough to pull something like this off. Kudos

And there's chop's true colors... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
Hitting people (or attempting to) below the belt from behind his
computer. While people are patting you on the back and telling you that
you aren't such a bad guy, I'd love to bitch slap you.

C'mon man... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
this is getting out of hand.

I like chopper, he was a cool dude in person, and we had a lot of fun at camp.

Chop, take it easy on shep, and vice versa, shep.

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:29 PM
Apparently, I'm also 40 and pushing pencils.

Mo-ron.

Funny : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
that Randy chooses "B!tch slap" rather than a manly "I'd love to knock you on your asz" geigh?

this is why so many people : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
don't like snatch. He is an a$$hole.

Does this mean : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
that one of the fat white guys in the fake fat white guy fight was a fake fat white guy?

Guys, I couldn't care less what he posts about me. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
Really, thanks but It's not going to bother me in the least.

chopper:I agree with cjac. : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
You should take a bow for such a great hoax. Just delete this mess and
like everything else, after 72 hrs, no one will care.

Amtoft ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
I had the impression
that when they met at camp, they got along fine and had fun. Then there
was an e-mail (not sure) ... some things were said - yadda yadda yadda
... 40 with a hair band.

HEY : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
I haven't been in any fights.

Sam, that's because you are : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
(relatively) sane.

Danger, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
Lol, yeah, that's what it is...

1533! : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
I rule!

bob ... lol ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
72 hours? lol ...

You stole that.. : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
you son of a bitch. I'll fix you.

yah : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
lol

Bah?

Beez... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
as soon as you ask the question, you get the answer.

Now ask if we will win this weekend:)

soooooo : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
what's the score?

I still think it's funny : Beez : 12/19/06 2:34 PM
that
chop thinks I believe/disbelieve any of thios thread, or that I've
invested anything in it ... other than the sport of just keepin' it
rollin' along.

I was coveting 1533... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:34 PM
and I would've had it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling California hippies.

in 48 hours no one will care : cjac : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
I however, will admire you forever for what you've pulled off here. Bravo sir.

As someone with no dog in this fight... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
"clydez" coming out of nowhere to respond to a post directed to chopperhatch is pretty strong circumstantial evidence.

I'd cop to setting this up as a gag and getting busted, or you're
going to have 100 posts a day with people calling you clydez.

derp? : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
1567 is on my radar!

For the record I am : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
reevaluating the value of fake fat white guy fights in light of the
disgraceful performance at the Garden the other other night. Those
brothers should be ashamed of themselves.

I still think its funny : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
that chop thinks I believe/disbelieve any of thios thread, or that I've
invested anything in it ... other than the sport of just keepin' it
rollin' along.

Oops! : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:36 PM

Really, this needs to be posted as part of a : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:36 PM
day-night doubleheader.
Game 1: chopper 1-rest of BBI until Amtoft pulled his(chopper's)pants down 0
Game 2: shep 1-chopper 0.

hahahahahah : cjac : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
why would anyone pretend to be Beez.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
How many pencils can you push at once? Like 100?

Well... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
I guess the secret's out...

Shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
who said anything about being in a band? And I don't read well...

Britt and whoever else thinks that was a "low-blow", please tell
me why I shouldn't take my shots? This guy will change direction more
than the goal post flags at Giants Stadium so long as he can laugh at
someone.

clyde's sudden silence : Bill Barilko : 12/19/06 2:38 PM
speaks volumes.

hahahahahah : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:38 PM
why would anyone pretend to be Beez.

They're all : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:39 PM
coming out of the woodwork today!

Berry : cjac : 12/19/06 2:39 PM
If i were you for a day, i'd never get out of the shower...

cjac ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:40 PM
it's the 40 time that draws them in.

Genetics deprived me of band hair : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:40 PM
but provided me good abs; the shoes are store bought. Very well.

clydezhatch, dude are you retarded?? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
"Once again shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:26 PM you seem to think
that I am flying off the handle. Defending myself? Maybe a bit. Flying
off the handle? Not at all. You're an ass¬hole dude. Now go ahead and
tell me I'm stupid, or that I take things too seriously. You're a
fu¬cking loser who's clinging to dreams of being a rockstar, but you're
pushing pencils and trying to sound like you are deeper than anybody
else on here. Again, I'm saying this with a perfectly calm demeanor and
not flipping out. You're a 40 year old wannabe who's got nothing to
show for it but a hair band do and a smart-ass sense of humor. "

This thread is going to make my week fly by. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I'm so glad I started it.

chop, ya know ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I didn't think shep was really on your case ... not for real, anyhow.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
;)

I mean clydez. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I'm so glad clydez started it.

I guess I'm just a lousy wannabe rock star, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
having given up the whole band thing for the married life and all.

At least I still have my pencils?

Randy he probably thought : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:42 PM
he typed that as clydez and was shocked that Shep was so mad.

I know : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:42 PM
what I'm getting shep for Boxing Day!

chop: do what JB suggested. : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
Time to cop a plea. Fess up, do the time in the hole and come out with
a new life. Like that guy who peddled all those junk bonds.

sorry Shep... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
you aren't mad at all. My bad

Berry, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
Curlers or pencil sharpeners, can't go wrong either way there.

Electric : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
sharpener or crank?

bob never going to happen... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
he is going to hope like OJ that he can get off.

I was gonna : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
get you a Pencil Cup... ya know for protection from, well, you-know-who.

The Hell? : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
Step out for some shopping and come back to this?

* I don't think chopper is clydez, and I'm pretty sure Eric can prove it.

* I don't understand why chop got all pissy with shep for laughing at the mess of it all. It was pretty effin' funny.

* I. love. this. thread.

how about a guitar : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
pencil sharpener?

wait : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:45 PM
now chopsey is Karl Ichan........ wa happened?

Mike : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:45 PM
Millken. Plus he dropped the touper. Win-win.

chopper -- : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:46 PM
see what happens when you make jlukes throw up : )

I'm actually glad this happened gidie... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:47 PM
now I know how to look at some people when i see them at camp or whatever.

Yeh, behind these. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:49 PM

There's that.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
But now I'm just hoping I can get some free pencils at camp..

Amtoft..... : cj : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
wait for the book, "If I was Clydez this is how I'd do it".....

Davisian you can : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
mask IP
addresses pretty easy. So you are with the theory that some random dude
clydez shows up, can't break the filter, picks a fight with snatch of
all people, says he is 6'5 the same height of Ben who snatch already
ran from, threatens to beat him, never shows up, making snatch feel all
powerful and that people love him, then out of nowhere replies like he
was snatch perfectly, including breaking the filter, to frame him and
make him look bad, in the matter of minutes of thinking, uncluding
coming up with the classic snatch response to get revenge for????

No you are right. It could happen.

I just look, : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:50 PM
for me it's reflexive. Don't even think about it.

OWNED by : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:50 PM
the berry!!

cjac, fess up : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 2:51 PM
You dressed up like Beez for Halloween, didn't ya?

Amtoft, : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
really? Do tell... Not that I would ever do anything like that...

I just want to know...you know, for a friend of mine.

cool cj... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
hopefully the book can help pay to find the real clydez.

I seem to remember that cjac : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
was Beez for Halloween on some thread

I vow that I will not read this thread again, : Beez : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
having lived through it to this point ... but Amtoft, I don't think
clydez actually picked a fight with chopper ... I think chopper came by
much later, after all the other skirmishes had waxed and waned. Then
again, he did take it particularly easy on me, which the guy gene
suspects most certainly wouldn't have done ... unless, of course, that
was just reverse psychology ... in which case ... BRILLIANT! (I need
pencils, too. Is there a list forming?)

I SURE DID! : cjac : 12/19/06 2:53 PM

I dressed up like a sexy bizatch : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
on Halloween. And I didn't even know it was Halloween.

Yeah Amtoft... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
or it
could be that someone sent out a heads up via email to all their little
cohorts and executed their little plan. Believe me I know what's going
on.

Ooooo ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
ouch.

Okay, Amtoft made the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
case for the prosecution. Davisian-would you care to address the court before TMAC and I render judgment?

Paranoia : Bill Barilko : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
is creeping in.......

uh oh : cjac : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
you read the thread again...... LIAR!

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:55 PM
TMAC = GiantFilthy now? The confusion sets in ...

Amtoft : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:55 PM
I think you're
stretching the timeline and circumstances a bit to suit your theory,
but I expect that from you from your political thread legacy..

I'm still just wondering why he went after shep.

This is gayer : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:56 PM
than a Knick fight. Tie would clear the place out on one good shift.

Oh am I getting confused now : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:56 PM
chopper is clydez, cjac is Beez, and TMAC is Filthy is clydez

I concur with : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:57 PM
TMAC's judgement. Case closed.

bob : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:57 PM
If it please the court,
I'd just say that this little ruse would have been far too involved and
required far too much panache that a reactionary poster like chop
simply lacks. This is simply not his hammer throwing style.

gidie : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:58 PM
congrats on 1600! Britt is pissed.

I am not filthy; : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:58 PM
while certainly impure in my thoughts, I am fastidious regarding personal hygeine.

Davis, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:59 PM
I don't think
what he posted was completely benign. The fact that he had ANY doubt
that I didn't do this is reason enough for me to tell him and Beez to
fuck themselves. Again, I don't think I lose on the move.

what political thread legacy??... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
Also the timeline is perfect. I didn't jump around did I? How can you
not see his mess up. Shep timelined it perfect earlier check that post
out. It is either a perfect frame job or he was clydez the whole time.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
::::Sigh:::

popcorn is running low

hehe ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
...

Amtoft : RinR : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
Good work. For your next
assignment we need you to take down Dr. Evils empire. Vanessa
Kensington will be your partner on this dangerous mission.

3:00 : Beez : 12/19/06 3:01 PM
I am not Berry. Confirmed.

Obviously : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:01 PM
even Amtoft read shep's posts like I did. So there you go.

Alex, can I get what a lunatic would post for $1,000? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
Davis, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:59 PM I don't think what he posted
was completely benign. The fact that he had ANY doubt that I didn't do
this is reason enough for me to tell him and Beez to fu¬ck themselves.
Again, I don't think I lose on the move.

Phew! : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
dodged that one, huh!

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
I need to go EFF myself? Because shep likes pencils? Come on, man.

what??? WTF?! : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
I'm Beez!

What got me is that clydez had no reason to respond to Amtoft : Andy in Halifax : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
yet his response was a perfrct reply to what Amtoft had said to
chopperhatch. I didn't think the filter was proof at all.

psssst : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
Randy... the "& s h y" doesn't work anymore.

Curtis ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
It's still open. I'm
merely not Berry, which is somewhat disappointing, with the shower
thing and all. You could still be me.

I'm not really caring about who wins or loses.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
But for you to get all pissy with shep, a guy who would laugh at anyone
here, including myself, had the same scenario happened, due to his coal
black heart, just seemed like misdirected.

That was a lot of frikkin' commas..

Order in the Court!!! : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
Judgment has been rendered! Bailiff, get these homos out of my courtroom and on their way.

sidebar with counsel.... : bob in tx : 12/19/06 3:04 PM
Mr. Davisian, instruct your client that the court will be investigating
his recent charge that Randy is also Melvin S. The accusation of a
dupe, on top of this great hoax, is highly suspect, as though intended
to throw the authorities off the trail. Now, step down...

Andy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:04 PM
Amtoft and Dave in DC were on the same thread a while back giving me shit for the whole Ben thing...which is long over.

Yes : cjac : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
i've been pretending to be Beez all these years to prove that at 38 yrs old i can still break 5.0 in the 40.

berry, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
It fu¬cking doesn't?

I think : Beez : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
it's working.

We all know : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
it's not Randy who poses as Melvin.

Am I the only one who sees my post : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
where I thought chopper was being framed?

Yeah, I guess I am.

no : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
it doesn't

bob, thanks! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
I went back to see who he was accusing me of duping but I got bored and gave up.

It did for me. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
Are you serious?

shep : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
I saw it....

Thank you your honor bob : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
I have the 3:15 slot at the golf sim, and I was hoping to wrap this bag of crap up 10 minutes ago.

ummmm...chomp, chomp : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
(chewing godiva instead of twizzlers)

Berry is Beez is cjac (trying to keep up) --- cjac is Berry ---- ummmm - noooooooooooo

i saw it Shep : cjac : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
right after that he told you to go Eph yourself.

I meant the whole : Beez : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
cjac is me, sub-5.0 40 time thing ... is working. Not the other thing.

Randy... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
it doesn't work. It looks f¬ucking stupid.

come on Berry... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
really believe someone is framing him so perfectly??

Can you call him : Beez : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
bob, after your honor?

shep : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:08 PM
Laughing at it, while
suggesting he was being framed is grounds for a, umm, a uh. something
about pushing hair and penciling rockstars.

shep : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
I need some rubber bands -- screw the pencils

Just sayin : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
I saw what shep was saying.... that he was a bit misinterpreted. Not standing behind what anyone says.

shep, I didn't know you : Beez : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
wanted to be a rock star. Do you wanna talk about that? I mean, we're here for you, if you need.

bob, we get it, you're a lawyer... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
Dav, then I think he jokes around too damn much. Either way, blood with still flow throw my veins.

Barry/Randy : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
The ¬ thing doesn't work for those using Firefox..

You suckers just wait... : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:10 PM
when I'm a rock star, I'll be hanging out with the Giants on the
sideline and stuff and I won't have time to post here anymore..

Maybe I'll write them a new "Ballin'".

Um, Berry, not Barry.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:10 PM
Barry sings the songs that makes the Beez cry.

Maybe bob : Beez : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
just settled on being
a lawyer. Maybe he wants to be a rock star, too. I think lawyer's use
pencils. I played racquetball with a lawyer last night and he actually
was wearing a Sex Pistols t-shirt. So ... it's possible. I know,
circumstantial, but still.

Did you guys know that "Mandy" : Beez : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
was about a beagle? Yeah, crazy, huh?

chomp, chomp : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
no Beez is a pycho therapist and is cjac wanting to be shepardsam

If shep was a rockstar : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
We'd finally have the justification for "Spinal Tap II"

I'm sorry if I'm dense about this... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
Are you saying that when I type in "fu¬ck you, clydezhatch"

you guys see the "& shy" part? Bah?

I give this thread a few days... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
before long, it will surpass this thread in both views and posts. DANNYboi is on a roll.
Tiki is GAY (new window)

I find it disturbing : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
that these
vagabonds are able to perform all of these intersting computer tricks;
while I, in spite of my fancy boy education, can barely cut and paste.
Luddites in '08.

WTH : JonC : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
is going on around here ??? - Vince Lombardi

Bah? indeed : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
Firefoxors see ¬. But I've grown to kinda like fu¬kin method.

Psycho therapist : Beez : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
is different than psychotherapist.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
Fu¬cking Firefox!

Randy, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
IE users don't, Firefox users do.

Jon ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
we poured a little Red Bull onto'r ... and here's whatcha got.

Berry? : Beez : 12/19/06 3:15 PM
Are you wearing a leather jacket?

But wait, there's hope.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:15 PM
Add a semi colon.. and VIOLA (tm- um, I forget) both browsers can see that sh¬it.

First Chopin ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
now a viola.

after reading this thread : cjac : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
i'm going to have to schedule an appointment with my analrapist. (part analyst, part therapist)

I tried using asterisks : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
but f **** k doesn't work unless you put spaces in there. Apparently, someone thought this was a good idea.

What is with this sudden attempt... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
at a millering smokescreen?

now : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
i see it!

If - then prop. : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
If the hairy,
pencil pusher dumps it in the corner, then escape hatch goes for the
untimely change, further TMAC scores high, short side, on the backhand
(a lock).

Who was it that used "VIOLA"?? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
Was it GiTM?

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:18 PM
I'm wearing a down vest, but it black, so it's still bad-ass.

JB...... : cj : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
because the "attack Shep" diversion didn't work.....

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
I'd reverse it until you puked..

So, we agree that chop is a dupe AND : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
a douche?

Beez : RinR : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
Was it really? I have a beagle. Now I have to go get the lyrics for that song.

cjac : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
It's spelled "analist". An "analyst" is a stock picker.

....chomp, chomp, : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
I'm still wondering who was the little buddy who told on the guy that told on clydez

NO : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
RANDy, pay attention F¬ucker

I'm wearing a leather jacket. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
(I had to brush my golden locks to the side to be sure, but there it it.)

Smokescreen?? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
If EVER there was a cue for Filthy..

Berry ... with a new toy. WEEEEEEEE!!!!! : Beez : 12/19/06 3:22 PM
And yes ... Mandy was a dog!

Well you came and you gave without takin' ... but I sent you away ...

I never : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:22 PM
chase. It's beneath me.

easy there, chopz. You're getting : bob in tx : 12/19/06 3:24 PM
worked over yet holding up quite well, except for dumping on shep. Should have admitted to the hoax and moved on.

TMAC roofing a backhander? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:24 PM
I want to see the video..

Mandy. : Beez : 12/19/06 3:25 PM
Dog.
Link (new window)

Wow, I take a wild guess about Beez's Barry love : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:26 PM
And it was right on the geigh money.

Hey : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:26 PM
if you were a more diligent student, you too could pop water bottles. But you withdrew from Wristers 101. Shameful.


You rang? : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 3:27 PM

Mandy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:28 PM
is a dog?

TMAC : cjac : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
I'm Analiterite

Davis, don't tell me : Beez : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
you never had a Barry 8-track.

Oh I can pop with the back hander : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
For some odd reason.. Lost a heartbreaker last night though.

Friggin team finally solved our 5-0 forecheck. We pinch more than tailhook..

... you're : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
iliterate?

Mandy ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
was his beagle. Right here, peeps. I got the goods.

Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:31 PM
with TMI.

For the record, re my meeting with Chopper at the Cowboys game tailgate : schnitzie : 12/19/06 3:31 PM
Consisted of exactly the following:

"Hi, I'm Schnitzie." :::shakes hands:::

Then I sat down to talk with my friend, Dave in MD. So in all
fairness, I must clarify that any contempt I may have for Chopper, is
based entirely on the moronic horseschit he spews on this site.

Now I have to go back and see what he did now, to make this godforesaken thread carry on for yet another day...

O Radny, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:32 PM
u cayme and u gayve chawpurr teh angreeeeee
then he sed u wus geigh.
O Radny,
u kissd yeti and stopt alieenz frum blowen uz upp,
and i nead u!

bob, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:32 PM
this is all
childish. But his apparent piling on pissed me off. Regardless if I
misunderstood the guy, I think he jokes around to goddamn much so he
can ALWAYS hide under that umbrella. Just letting him know how I fe-lt
about it. Plus I can free up the 5 hours a night I waste just sitting
by the phone waiting for his call.

I am new here : vince in SC : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
and have
no vested interest in any of the parties involved but the bottom line
is the guy was having some fun and screwed up and posted under the
wrong handle. Its pretty sad to be honest.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:34 PM

I swear, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
I'll call you tonight, promise.

Choppez : cjac : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
calling someone childish....

this is the best thread ever

still going : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
chomp chomp

Oh vince ... come on ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
you know you wanna party hearty marty!

O randy : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
wel U came and U (HHHEEEEEEEE "came") gayv

bud i sent U sum che o randy

berry? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
aren't YOU the one who started all the Melvin S = Randy crap? I can't even keep up anymore...

new? : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
BAH!

no : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
actually I didn't.

Hey Davis ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
you play racquetball?

Okay, if you can pop the back hand then : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
I think I can cure the wrister. I am willing to bet that your top hand
is too close to your body and that your blade is perpendicular to the
ice (related flaws - cause and effect). Make sure that your top hand
(left if you shoot right) leads the shot. In other words, when you
shoot your top hand needs to be (significantly) closer to the target
than your bottom hand. Also keep the lower hand loose. To practice,
when you skatearound before your next game try dropping on your back
knee when you shoot, it will force your low hand down on the stick and
ensure that your top hand is away from your body and pressed at the
target.

If that doesn't work, you suck.

Except that I posted facts : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:37 PM
bitchzie...you post exclammations and nonsense

new Bah? : vince in SC : 12/19/06 3:37 PM
I registered here last month.

So, chop and schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:38 PM
you guys never even spoke, to get to know each other even a little? Hm. That's ... a shame.

Beez/TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:39 PM
Beez- not in a while. But bring it on!

TMAC, its both. Very good diagnosis, but I mist subtract points
because I believe I mentioned my top hand issue before (yes, I shoot
right). My wrister isn't horrible though, it just doesn't have the good
bite it used to.

I'm just getting back into it ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:40 PM
lemme tune up again against the aforementioned pencil-pushing
Pistol-wearing lawyer this week ... then you're on. (You're the type of
player you friggin' gets to everything, huh? Hate you people.)

The pressing of the top hand : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:40 PM
creates torque on the stick and the correct blade angle. When you do it
right you should feel like you are throwing the puck with a lacrosse
stick.

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:41 PM
Since you're on a
roll, should we stop pinching, or keep the game that's brought us so
much success (meaning, we've yet to not have beers after)??

It's a three man rotation, me and my 2 cousins. They can shoot lasers, so I just skate around fast and look pretty..

chopperhatch... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 3:41 PM
evidently
has more friends than his detractors give him credit for, as evidenced
by the "let's pollute the thread with as much lame, inane, drivel as
possible so that his enemies will give up and go away" tactics that are
being pretty effectively employed.

I honestly : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
didn't recall that
you mentioned it so givce me my freaking points back. That must be
where you are losing the snap, if your tossing the backhand you are
definitely getting the weight shift right.

bob : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
just wondering can we get an scoring update?..

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
Not sure what you mean by "pressing" the top hand?

Davisian, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:44 PM
Use an iron.

Fire : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:44 PM
engine hockey. You didn't drive to the rink at 11 at night to trap them in the neutral zone.

OH, thanks! : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
permapressors

Greasers - 0 : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
Soc's -22

For the record (is there a record?) ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
I've never met chopper, and he's threatened to hit me numerous
occasions and kill my children ... still, if I met him, I'm betting
he's not a lunatic ... although some lunatics are nice.

Beez : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:47 PM
Case in point, I'm very nice

Berry ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:47 PM
chill out. Don't make a mistake that could ruin the rest of your life!!

Beez : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:48 PM
I'm not even sure I know the rules of raquetball, but I'm game!

whyyyyyyy ohhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:48 PM
does Beez post a Butt-shot?

You hit theball ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:49 PM
you run around ... the rest is variable. When you're as fat as me, any movement is a plus.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
that's not true. Numerous occasions? You guys don't know when to stop.

JB, they do this anyways on any thread, so i wouldn't point a finger at them for defending me.

Fast ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
FAST as me ... meant fast. Really.

Sounds good. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
the speedo is standard issue uniform, right?

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:51 PM
No offense but the sport sounds a lot more interesting when Filthy describes it.

chop ... how many would you call numerous? : Beez : 12/19/06 3:52 PM
I'd estimate (no tangible evidence available) you've told me you'd kick
my ass (in various phrasiologies) in the 12-15-time range ... and
you've said my children will not survive your wrath in the 6-8-time
range. I've taken you seriously ... well, you know.

Isn't it time for beer in the office over there? You need to calm down.

Filthy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
uses olive oil and tarps.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
I thought shep
was your buddy? I get acknowledging your friend's shortcomings as you
perceive them, but why crap on the guy and "Tell it like it is" every
step of the way w/ someone who seemed to be your friend? We all have
friends w/ foibles that annoy us, but to call them on it on a thread
like this and try to humiliate him? That's just a sh-tty thing to do,
and there is no defense for it.

Speedo. : Beez : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
Yes. Wear that.

It's all fair game. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
.

Berry : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:54 PM
Filthyball RULZ..

Back when Joey was a Redskins fan ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:54 PM
who among us would have predicted it: nice guy.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
(I think chopper's typing real fast right about now ... hehe ... )

What shep said.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
I'm pretty
sure we get along so well because we know its all fair game. we're here
for laughs and stupidity and busting cho, I mean balls and fully expect
to hear it back.

Lol, beez, i'm perfectly calm. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
I didn't know you meant when i was joking around with you. You know,
not everybody takes everything as lightly as you. Everything is a
joke...but people like me tend to get serious once and a while and your
sarcasm cannot be discerned. Enough with the lighten-up comments.
Anybody from here who's met me knows I am all about the jokes. But I
can't tell all the time and ppeople play too much.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:56 PM
Fair game or not,
your friends can get mad at you but to put them down so hatefully in a
public forum and claim its "How you feel"? Some things you just
shouldn't do. Real friends are few and far between.

Joey, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:57 PM
"We all have friends w/ foibles that annoy us"

You = dead2me

See ... me telling you to "lighten up" : Beez : 12/19/06 3:58 PM
just gets you wrapped again, which is the fun of it for me. :) And some
things aren't "light" to me, too ... that said, I think you're a
whacko, but a good egg sorta whacko. I really hope I don't have to
bloody you up one day. That would be unfortunate.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:58 PM
(I know chop too well. Scary.)

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:59 PM
Bottle your
Giants tailgating persona and drink it before you post. You will be
loved by the masses. You can still be who you are and measure your
words when addressing your buddies. Like when I tell Randy he's a
corksmuggling pillow biter, he knows I mean it w/ love.

I get in disagreements with my friends.. : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
often. But I can't remember any time that I've acted like a tough guy,
threatened beatings (even jokingly), or ragged on their family.

But hey, it's a younger generation - except for that 40-year old loser, shep.

U love corksmuggling pillowbiters? : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
Why must you people throw your lifestyle in our faces all the time?

Careful what you say : Beez : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
about us 40-year-old losers.

: GiantsLaw : 12/19/06 4:01 PM

Joey, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:01 PM
I agree with you.
but when I cannot take him seriously at any point of any day and he's
constantly calling you things like idiot and making you feel stupid
because you can't see through his endless littany of sarcasm and tongue
in cheek remarks, you'd get real tired of a guy like that.

And those things about shep didn't annoy me until yhe started
calling me an idiot and trying to make me feel stupid. When the fact of
the matter is I have to scan through threads quickly in order to get my
work done. So while many can sit there and decipher what he means, I am
reading it once...quickly to get throught the thread.

HA! : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:02 PM
You people don't bother me (snaps pencil in half), by the time I'm 40, I'll be a famous rock star.

randy : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
I meant Chris, you are perfect. jefkirs suxalot?

Chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
I'll make a
concerted effort in the future to not call you an idiot, or a moron, or
stupid, or retarded, or challenged, or...

well give me a bit, I'll think up some more things not to call you.

and what's wrong with being 40?? : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
hmmmm..

shep : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:05 PM
just call him a bitch..he might like that..

Bag of hammers : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:05 PM
Box of roacks, sammic, sorry, Sandwich short of a pinic, dense, short bus, theisman, ..

I'll think up more, I love to help people.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
I'm afraid you
don't know me that well at all. Again, you misinterpret someone trying
to break down what bothers him about someone else as "getting wrapped".
I'm sorry to disappoint.

Joey, I don't want to be loved by the masses on BBI. I never did.
I like the site and some of thre people on it. Those I do respect, yes,
I value their opinion. I can't respect someone who slams my
intelligence level every chance he gets. I honestly let it go the first
ten or fifteen times. Joey, you honestly wouldn't get pissed if I was
basically calling you an idiot whenever you confronted me on something?

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
You called me an idiot? What did I do you Winger Wannabe pencil breaker?

Can we get back to working on my wrister? : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
? Maybe the snapper?

Joey, says who??? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
Beez : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:47 PM Case in point, I'm very nice

thnz : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
jinmy

Shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
as long as Im not around when you do it, you can call me anything you want. Just like Randy. Enjoy yourself.

shep's new nickname = Kip : Beez : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
chop ... my "I know chopper" thing was about you typing really fast. That's all. Lighten up!!! bwahahahahaha!

Joey, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
I ordered a freaking Lorenzen, you sent me a Hasselbeck.

This thing wouldn't even fit on my dog.

Beez, re your 3:38... : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:09 PM
Yup, that was the extent of it:

"Hi, I'm Schnitzie."
:::turns, sits, talks to Dave:::

chopper ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
Would you mind posting a picture of your cousin again? I swear to God, I'll be respectful. Pinky swear!

shep's : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
not 40, just a little FYI.

BB : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
You saw me, you saw
Mrs. Joey. Dont I have to be nice to have her? I have no money and I'm
chubby, so she must like my personality.

schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
Such a wasted opportunity for the coming together of two human minds and souls. ***sigh*** Sooo close.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
SHEP! You said..and
I quote.."I want the backup QB's jersey". That was early in camp and
Hasselbeck WAS still the backup. I'm sorry about that one. I'll throw
in some Aqua Net, a guitar pick and singing lessons if you are willing
to forgive me.

Another FYI : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
Shep runs a 4.5

this thread.. : hyadoin : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
without a doubt been the only thing to log on to BBI since the Giants were 6-2.

Wait. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:12 PM
Kip's not 40?

Wait. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:12 PM
Kip's fast?

All that stuff up there? Holy crap! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:13 PM
Amtoft is a freakin' genius.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:13 PM
(Half to myself: Isn't there a HYADOIN with all caps, too?)

Joey, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:14 PM
the singing lessons won't help.
Look, let's just forget the whole thing.

I've dyed the jersey Seahawk green anyway, it's all good.

yup... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 4:15 PM

HOWYADOIN (new window)

Very confusing. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:16 PM
.

Well...I guess, not really... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 4:16 PM
but its kinda odd that two people could think up something so similar.

Wait.... you went up, said hi... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:19 PM
and were wise enough to stay away from that loser...I am the one
doffing my hat to you schnitzie. Your sense of judgement is incredible.
By the way I hope you are doing well.

Not really. : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:20 PM
Shep and I both think chop is a dimwit. Independent research, same conclusion.

This thread is going too fast, : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:21 PM
I can't keep up. Why did you jerkfaces wait until my busy week at work to start doing this? Pause 'till Filthy ready?

You heard him people.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:23 PM
::pause::

Actually, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:24 PM
that isn't
how it happened. I was throwing the football or coming back from seeing
Gibril is the Man in 7B when I came walkijng back to the tailgate.
Berry calls me over and points me to this little yellow haired woman
and says, "It's schnitzie" and I smile, shake her hand, say Hi and
start turning around as she is saying "It's nice to put faces on
everybody". But Amtoft, keep talking up people who don't like with me.

While Mr. Jones strikes up : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:25 PM
a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer

She put faces on you, : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:25 PM
that's disgusting.

Amtoft : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:26 PM
You had sex w/ someone's hat? Gross. Did you at least buy it a drink first?

I don't care what you fools have to do, : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:27 PM
when the Filthy comes to camp ('07 baby), we ALL get along. Hear me?! Except for JonC. I'm taking that bastid down.

For the record : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:27 PM
I've met
Chopper, DaMoose, cjac, Ben, Beez, Joey in VA, Dave in DC, etc. and
NONE of them are the as_ses in real life that they sometimes come off
as on the board. (that's meant to be a compliment guys). The only one
who really sucks is Reese. :o)

cjac- your Smiegel / Gollum line made me laugh out loud at work : jlukes : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
and it is definitely Dave in Lastings

26 : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
So in other words, they're just internet asses..

bb26 : cjac : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
liar

Yeah ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
but am I fat?

I dont suck : jlukes : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
and you met me!

lukes ... see? : Beez : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
lukes, in league with gene and Beez.

(jlukes = etc.) : Beez : 12/19/06 4:31 PM
.

Ummm...Yeah.....Doffing.... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:31 PM
1. To take off; remove: doff one's clothes.
2. To tip or remove (one's hat) in salutation.
3. To put aside; discard.
4. Amtoft has sex with a hat

Don't knock it until you try it!!

Amtoft : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
my hat's off to you fella

cjac : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
should i have said you suck too? :o)

Twenny : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
Just wait 'til you meet me..

gidie... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:34 PM
I charge $20 to use your hat.

Don't wear a speedo : Beez : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
to meet 26.

this thread better not end in a group hug : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
that would be disgustipating

I mean it started off with a bang and ripped necks, blood, beer and body parts strewn all over the parking lot

and I'm running out of chocolate, chomp, chomp

You mean some of them only : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
come off that way sometimes?

Amtoft : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
DOFFING, I thought it was boffing.

I always wear a speedo : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
That's just how I roll

BB26 : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
You mean some of them only come off that way sometimes?

"Hi Twenny Six, my name is Davisian." : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:36 PM

"And this here beside me is Filthy."

"Are you looking for a coat, or sweater or something?"

(tell me somebody got that)

I'm going to the game at Fedex : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:36 PM
So we can have a group fight there..

Amtoft : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
I didn't say you could off it -- I said off (as in off grounds) to you

I didn't.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
;(

JO, stirring up trouble? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
Who in god's name wears a speedo and why? Unless you are an olympic
swimmer or diver, you should be shot if caught wearing one of those
things.

I gotta sneaking feelin' : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
sombody kilt Clyde.

Twenny : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:38 PM
When you've got a bod like mine, you wear a speedo.

Dav speaks the troof! : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:39 PM

TMAC : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
clyde is pretty much irrelevant

Hey! : Reese : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
...

I just wanted to say, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
I'm rarely ever serious in the real worlkd either.

You know, where I push pencils and dream of doffing Valerie Bertandernie.

I knew we could pull : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Reese out of hiding. Hi Reese.

Whoa, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Dom Deluise is looking pretty good these days!

shep : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Bert & Ernie dreams --- : (

That's an ugly speedo : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Mine have color.

Jesus : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
doesn't look happy in that picture. Could be the nails, I suppose, but I think not.

TMAC : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:41 PM
he's cross

Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:42 PM
You can't say that. I think the term is pigmented underpants

So 26 ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:42 PM
you're sayin' I'm fat!

BB26 : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:43 PM
Based on how this thread has gone, I don't think I'm stirring up any more then was already here.

Amtoft : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:44 PM
You give me too
much credit. I really wanted to hang, especially to chat more with
Berry, who was standing right there, but we didn't get there with a lot
of time before the game, so I just sat and caught up with Dave and then
we headed in to the game.

JOrthman : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:44 PM
You did the drive by hello!!! it was nice meeting you too mister fleeting greeting

Well it would of been longer : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
if someone hadn't of shown up at the last minute. I got there at 6:55 am, how long do people expect me to stay...;)

And there's that "Dave" name again ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
mmhmm ...

Jesus : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
is thinking, "What Would Batman Do?".

Hi 26 : Reese : 12/19/06 4:46 PM
Whasupgirlfriend?...

Beez? Huh? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:46 PM
.

Holy crap, every time I scroll to the bottom of this thread : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
...it turns into something else.

schnitzie ditched us all for that guy : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
I got one lousy peck and a smile then poof

... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
... nuthin'.

JOrthman was there all day : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
running into catch my passes into the wind.

If I : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
am Him, I'm pulling out one last miracle and snapping that tow chain.

Reese, been okay, you? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
The
Giants start losing and you disappear. What's the matter, don't like
the cesspool BBI becomes when we are on a losing streak?

Where's : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
clydez at?

Beez, Dave in MD...you know, my fellow : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:49 PM
Yankee friend...

You gotta problem with that? Homer Simpson was supposed to be
there too, but he got sick that day. More partners in Yankee crime.

Reese! and Twenny! Hello my friends!!! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:50 PM
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Randy he posted : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:51 PM
3 posts above you. Are you blind?

Woops! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:51 PM
Missed him.

Gidie, we talked apples... : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
Got to hang a bit with Montreal Man...that was cool. I shoulda gotten
there sooner, but had to take the bus from Port Authority, and my azz
was draggin.

JO : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
Yeah I was a tad late. It was my first venture, and my second will be much more fruitful and planned far better

Doing it with hats : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
will make you blind

Oh, Rodnee...tell Irie I say "Rrrruff!" : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
He'll understand.

gidie, today I met a Jewish friend : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:54 PM
who got herself a pet pig and named it "Latke." I thought that was hilarious.

schnitzie : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
that's pretty funny

didn't you always want : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
a little pig?

26 : Reese : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
While I do enjoy the
jackassery around here during the dark days, I've been too busy at work
lately to share my ingenious takes on why the Giants suck. But I've
been trying to keep up with reading this fun mess...

But doing well thanks. Still have a lot to do before Christmas. You?...

Hey schnitz! How ya been?...

Amtoft, It's against my religion : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:56 PM
Well, just eating it is.

Does having a pig as a pet violate the Torah? Anybody? Anybody?

Cute, red little thing.

Hey Fatso, : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
yeah, down here, it's Jesus.

Fatso: Oh my God

Jesus: Goddamn right, and I didn't go through what I went through
(did you see the movie, I mean, I hate Mel too, but you've got to
admit, he did a nice job) to hang on your saggy, pathetic man-tits. Now
unhook me. And shave your mustache. You look a little like Thurm and
that's pissing Me off.

Reese : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
isn't it enough to know that they suxity -- and too much to share the reasons why

I got a cute red little thing for ya.... : cjac : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
and its Kosher

Reese, been fine...working my azz off : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:58 PM
I thought things were supposed to slow down at this time of year, but nooooooooooooooooooo!

And the Giants sucking suckery has sucked with the suckage of ten thousand suns.

since people are convinced chop was : bob in tx : 12/19/06 4:58 PM
clydez, any chance with can pin chop with Stan as well? Just trying to police the site...

cjac...aaaahhhhh, cjac : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:59 PM
Where's the BEEF?!

.... : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:59 PM
with can pin chop ??

Reese : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
Work and life have been keeping me busy. Ready for Christmas? Don't rush me, I still have what, 5 more days?

bobintx, I like the efficiency of the idea : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
...but I don't think it's that easy. Damn.

with can...we can... : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
you can

I haven't shopped : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:01 PM
for one damn thing. All's I know is I am going to Mother's.

oh conjugation : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:02 PM
I thought maybe chinese food

TMAC -- You light up my life : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:03 PM
.

gidiefor : Reese : 12/19/06 5:03 PM
I don't know. For me
there really isn't anything better than reading thread after thread of
BBI geniuses dissecting Eli's throwing mechanics and Coughlin's
sideline antics during losing streaks. Oh well unless you count all
those really fun second guessing the playcalling threads. They, to me,
are like a small slice of heaven...

Reese, I'd rather stab myself : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:05 PM
repeatedly in the eye with an icepick.

Put yourself in His : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:08 PM
sandals.
Tough spot there. And, judging by the periphery, I am pretty sure the
view out the front window ain't too pretty either. And the Munson thing
is just plain irritating.

So, we're all in agreement? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:08 PM
choppersnatch is clydez?

Randy : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:11 PM
The Court made no findings of fact. The matter was dismissed for lack of virility.

I believe so Randy... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 5:11 PM
of course he would never admit it.

chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/19/06 5:13 PM
must be... He wouldn't pop off at the mouth to anyone that might actually choke him down.

I just started a post : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:13 PM
asking clydez to email eric. He can disclose who he is, etc and then we can apologize to the Snatch man. You in?

that chopperhatch? : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:17 PM
what a putamadre! calls me a dupe and hes running around trying to grow a chin

Melvin (dupe) : jlukes : 12/19/06 5:18 PM
clydez (dupe in dc)

Im a dupe? : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:21 PM
thats pretty
funny. anytime you want to hangout collegeboy, first round is on you if
your parents will lend you the money

I believe : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:25 PM
in Melvin.

Now we need a plan to get Jesus off of Fat Gay Munson.

lukes : Reese : 12/19/06 5:26 PM
You mean Dave, right? How do you know that?...

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 5:26 PM
I just saw your
post above and yeah I'd get pissed if someone called me stupid at every
turn. I wasn't aware that you and shep had a contentious relationship,
I thought you guys were pals were just busting onions. If it bugs you
that much, then what the hell call him what you will.

Back during the Punic Wars.... : Crispino : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
I predicted this thread had a chance to hit 1,000 posts. Now 2,000 is
on the horizon. And it's turned into a Nancy Drew Mystery to boot. I
love this place.

Joey, that is just NOT the case. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
Someone is a sensitive little girly f@g who goes on the offensive at
the drop of a dime and then whines when people lash back at him.

TMAC : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
so does my mother - lol. Joey, hes busting his own onions which is a very sad thing to have happen in public

Hey Melvin. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:29 PM
Did you know I'm your dupe? Or vice versa? Or whatever?

Joe : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:30 PM
Shep was just pointing out
that hatch is stupid; he didn't call him stupid. A simple
non-judgmental observation, like Shaq is tall, bob is smart, or Ben is
gay.

geebus : YAJ2112 : 12/19/06 5:32 PM
it took me 30 minutes to catch up on this thing... guess I need to monitor this one so I can snag the coveted post #2112

Randy : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:33 PM
I only found out the
other night when I invited chopperhatch to come up to my part of the
world for some free McDonals but he said its too dark in my hood. Too
bad because he could have sat on the stoop and entertained all my
family and neighbors with the fancy gangsta rap he knows

You sound too gangsta : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
to be me. Stop scaring me?

I'd actually like to see : Beez : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
Randy and Melvin posting in the "same minute." Not that it would prove anything ... just stirrin' the pot.

I am off to Miami, : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
keep this thing going and call me if you need anything. And don't forget about Jesus up there. Help the Brother out.

Beez, look above : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:35 PM
you dipspit

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:35 PM
I dont think you and I posted within the same minute ever, maybe your my dupe or the other way round?

The timing of the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
" Randy
is Melvin S." charge, in light of this "chopper is clydez" dilemma is
uncanny. A significant slip-up yet uncanny.

Beez = : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
Eric from BBI

well there you have it : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
Randy & I post at the same time so I must be Beez

TMAC: playing : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
Doral?

bob. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
Translation? You mean chooper throwing that accusation at me when in fact, it was him duping the clydez handle?

All it really proves : Beez : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
is that Randy has a laptop, as well as a PC. Or that Melvin does.

It's a MAC : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:38 PM
I mean, What the hell did you mean by that?

Or if I'm chopper, "You long haired rockstar wanna be! You wanna fight????"

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:39 PM
You like McDonalds?
Theres one right around the corner from my building, come on up and Ill
buy you a Happy Meal and we can split a sixpack of Miller Lite

I need a haircut, : Beez : 12/19/06 5:39 PM
but I'm no Kip Winger. I am however, fat ... at least according to 26.

Melvin does what? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:40 PM

Yeee ... McDonald's? : Beez : 12/19/06 5:40 PM
Didn't you see "Supersize Me?" And Miller Lite? What the ???

Beez -- fat and beat up : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:41 PM
why I have to kick youer ass at least once a week

Meanwhile ... : Beez : 12/19/06 5:41 PM
gidie continues to avoid our fight.

Funny : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
How a guy from Harlem
is inviting everybody up to Harlem to meet him knowing full well know
one is gonna to take him up on that offer..

See? : Beez : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
All talk. Blahblahblah ...

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
Didnt mean to upset
any of your fancyboy sensibilities, you can have some of the wine and
juice that my cousin drinks and we can go anywhere in the neighborhood
you want

Who will garner the historic..... : Crispino : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
2,000th post? BTW, 12,000 views and only 2,000 posts. That's 10,000 slackers.

see : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
Beez is so beat up -- he can't make words anymore

GMAN : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
all the tough guys
around here talk about what badasses they are and how they are going to
smack each other around with god knows what and all I am offering is a
civilized meal, its about 20 minuts from Times Square. Is it really so
scary to be around people of color?

Just fat. : Beez : 12/19/06 5:45 PM
Or maybe it's "phat."

Mel, you got a BK?

Melvin : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:46 PM
people of color could be scary..

then again : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:47 PM
some of my best friends are black

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
theres one down on 125th a black over from where Sharpton has been having his idiot parade

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH : Stan from LA : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
Chopper is clyidez(whatever).

Too funny...

ha : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
I said black but meant block, maybe Im the racist - lol

I'm all about : Beez : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
idiot parades. Ask gidie.

Aside from the fact : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
that Harlem is a cool part of town...

Melvin : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 5:49 PM
Yes, it's terrifying.

Joey : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:51 PM
you must know my ugly aunt - lol

I had to bail at the Barry Manilow part : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:00 PM
where Beez is decontructing Mandy, Chopin and Barry's beagle and TMAC
is instructing Davision on how to launch a waterbottle on the roof via
hockey wrister...

What a thread! It's like a bad acid trip!

I bet : hyadoin : 12/19/06 6:02 PM
we never hear from either of them again.

Focus, schnitz. : Beez : 12/19/06 6:03 PM
Or as my wife says, "phuckus."

beez : jlukes : 12/19/06 6:04 PM
you and your wife swing?

Not with a ten-foot pole, Beez! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:06 PM
Nah gah dah...

Wait, GManInDC is black? : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:07 PM
?

Man, Joey w/ the Winger reference at 4:17, wicked awesome. : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 6:07 PM
She's only seventeen, SE-VEN-TEEN! Daddy says she's to young, but she's old enough, OLD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We're too close to : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/19/06 6:31 PM
2000 to stop here. I nomininate this as TOTY "Thread of the Year". This
thread's got it all, Drama, Suspense, Comedy, Horror (some of those
pictures especially).

Sad thing is.. if you miss an hour or two.. : hyadoin : 12/19/06 6:39 PM
there's too much to go back and read. This thread would be close to 200 pages in a word document.

Davisian... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 6:42 PM
your 4:25 post had me laughing pretty hard.

I'm sorry I misinterpreted this : gidiefor : 12/19/06 7:15 PM
JO : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:52 PM Yeah I was a tad late. It was my
first venture, and my second will be much more fruitful and planned far
better.

How could I have missed that Joey is preganant? Joey, I'm here for you.

gidie got Joey pregnant??? : schnitzie : 12/19/06 7:41 PM
OMG!

schnitzie : Bill2 : 12/19/06 7:44 PM
Have not seen you around. Happy Chunukkah to you and yours. Have a great set of Holidays.

Less than 60 days to pitchers and catchers report and we get Andy back this year!

Sorry : Bill2 : 12/19/06 7:45 PM
Happy Chanukkah

GMAN... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 8:14 PM
Not true - Melvin and I hung out at the Dinosaur BBQ one night. No problem at all...

Hey : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 8:18 PM
who you calling black??

I wonder : gidiefor : 12/19/06 8:30 PM
if mrs Joey knows

Hi! : HomerJones45 : 12/19/06 8:38 PM
There shouldn't be a 1943 post thread without at least one from me.

Thanks! Please continue.

HAHA : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 8:50 PM
Eric just revealed, Clydze is diego!

Randy and company owe chopp an apology.

Gene : gidiefor : 12/19/06 9:02 PM
nah -- they'll find
another way to bait him -- and he'll let them -- long range this is
something that requires a personal meeting imho

unless... : hyadoin : 12/19/06 9:03 PM
chopper is diego and clydez too!

It is not lost on Eric : gidiefor : 12/19/06 9:07 PM
what has taken place here -- if chopper was a dupe Eric would have said so

What if... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 9:07 PM
Chopper was Diego?

I don't want anything from him gidie. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:08 PM
Well maybe for Randy to show up to camp or a game and call me a
douchebrownie or whatever to my face. But it will NEVER happen so
there's no need to worry about any of that.

oops, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:09 PM
I meant Gene.

FYI... Two things and a question : George in New Milford : 12/19/06 9:19 PM
1) Just got back from 18C.... It's dark again... I've been there since after the game and STILL no clydez sightings...
2) This has to be the longest thread that Eric never posted on... gotta be a record..

bob in tx.. has the court rendered a verdict yet... this has gone on way to long :-)

I Just Read This Train Wreck : Lastings Milledge : 12/19/06 9:22 PM
and no, I'm not Clydez...I work for the government, so I don't post
during the day...I'd hope after 10 years here people would figure that
out.

Chopper--you were busted plain and simple--deal with it.

Ok : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:45 PM
Dave. Thanks.

This thread was amazing : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/19/06 11:59 PM
when it was alive. It took 3-4 days but another Mystery was solved on BBI. It'd be my pleasure to kill this thread.

I need a little support from Lawyer in NYC : Beez : 12/20/06 6:45 AM
on the "phuckus" thing.

Just a few posts from 2,000 ... this thread is ...

el morte : gidiefor : 12/20/06 8:06 AM
tis a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done................................

Anybody wanna fight teh Filthy? : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:32 AM

Yeah that's what I thought... : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:44 AM
.

..... : gidiefor : 12/20/06 8:47 AM
listen punx - i'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back

We accept: : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 8:54 AM

Thanks Britt! : Davisian : 12/20/06 8:57 AM
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning

Britt knows my weakness. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:59 AM
Filthy defeated.

Dav... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:00 AM
it was the comic timing. Genious.

Yes! I got 1964... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:01 AM
I dedicate it to The Beatles.

1966 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:01 AM
.

1967 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:02 AM
.

1968 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:02 AM
.

I got my first real six-string : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:04 AM
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled
It was summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a Band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shualda known we'd never get far
Oh when I lock back now
That was seemes to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
(CHORUS)
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in And that's when I met you
Standin on a mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was no or never
Those were the best days of my life
(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69
Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, no
And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong
Standin' on a mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
(Chorus) Back in summer of '69

.... : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:07 AM
..

BIRTH YEAR! : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:07 AM
1971!

1972 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:09 AM
year I became a Giants fan and ... hmmm

1972 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:10 AM
The year the A-team is sent to prison and escapes

'73 ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:11 AM
Mets-A's

'75 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:11 AM
The year of the Dart Swinger I learned to drive on.

'76 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
Who could forget all those parades. Oh, to be 12 again!

'77 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
My first zits.

'78 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
I got nuthin'.

You stole my birth year! 1976 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

'79 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
Fuquin' Pisarcik.

Well ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
at least we had parades!

1980 : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
The year of the Filthy.

'80 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
Year of the black and gold Formula.

aka : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
The year of the black and gold Formula.

fluxcken thread stuffers : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:14 AM

You guys are kind of......you know.....old and stuff. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:15 AM
.

Wow, the Filthy was born in the 80's?? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:16 AM
Does that make me a cradle robber?

'88 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:16 AM
Something bad happened that year. Mets again?

Hey, I'm only 30... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:17 AM
Davisian on the other hand...

Now the numbers are all messed up... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
.

Looks 20..? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
that's what you was gonna say, right?

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
is coming

We'll have to get a second opinion on that. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
Yeah I'm a youngin'. 19 flippin' 80. Expected to be born on Leap Day
(Feb 29th) until the Moms said eff that, slice him out.

'94 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
The year of meeting the soon-to-be (then) Mrs. Beez.

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

Was everyone afraid to hit : Beez : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
'95?

Cheater. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
.

*frantically hitting refresh* : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
the tension is unbearable.

sumbitch. : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
.

BIGtime cheater. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
That's just ... wrong.

1999, I didn't even get a shot at this: : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:20 AM

you're just sorry : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:21 AM
you didn't do it (grin)

Berry and gidie after the Giants game Sunday. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:22 AM

Wow, this whole time I thought this thread : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:25 AM
had a ways to go to beat out the old Ignatius Reilly thread. I was WAY
off. Ignatius only got 578 total posts. I thought I remembered it being
much longer than that.

Laborious to read : Beez : 12/20/06 9:26 AM
doesn't always = long.

And here's Filth celebrating 2000, as a lobster.

Rock Lobster? : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:29 AM
?

ha ha : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:31 AM
I own 2000

Whatever... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:32 AM
Shawn Merriman.

... : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:32 AM
Fu¬¬ck chopperhatch.
He said I was Melvin and he never apologized. And fu¬c¬k you too, gene,
for sticking up for a POS like the snatch man. And fu¬ck you again
snatch for your tired fu¬cking comments about me going to games or to
camp. I went when it wasn't a douche convention.

DING DING!! : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:33 AM
Round 7!

Hey, : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:33 AM
I went to camp this year?

'smatta Randel : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
you forget your enima today?

It's : Beez : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
a douche convention?

But that makes you miss out : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
On the new ergonomicly tipped applicators.

And the new Kiwi/Strawberry line from masengil..

People who like chopper are officially : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:36 AM
douchebags. So you do the math.

This picture has nothing to do with anything ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:37 AM
I just think it begs for captions. Like, for example, you absolutely
KNOW what the big guy on the right is thinking: "Dammit! How did my
little brother score such a hottie!"

So ... I'm a douchbag? : Beez : 12/20/06 9:38 AM
Even if I've never met anyone at camp? All righty then. I like the cut of ... somethin' somethin'.

Why you Vacated, Scrawny, : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:38 AM
Dorksnuffing, Corkscraggler. Why I oughta......

What about those that like Chopper and Randy?? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:39 AM
Are they allowed int he convetion?

And its not just a convention for douches, its for Pencil pushers and the terminally unfunny as well.

What about if you don't know either ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:40 AM
but think they're probably both all right in person, but can be equally douche-like on BBI?

To-may-to : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:42 AM
To-mah-to

Uh, yeah. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:50 AM
Please compare me to douchehatch.

You had sex with his cousin. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:51 AM
I never said he would have do the incest. BIG difference.

Fuukc me? : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
No Pal, Fuuuuuuuuuck you. derp

you both overreact like it's your job? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
owened!

God : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
I had to go a long way to say fuuuuck.

only 80 more to go : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 9:53 AM
!

Davis. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:54 AM
Yeah, ok. I'LL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE WHO'S EVER MET YOU!!!!! ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

Which of us does that sound like? Both of us?

Well ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:55 AM
I'm not Davis ... but yeah, in moments, both of you.

Different styles, don't mean different (over) reactions.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:56 AM
Yet I haven't even met you, and I still figure you'd probably be a lot of fun in spite of it..

Well, then : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:56 AM
I'll have to kill you and everyone who's ever met you. Unless I like some of them. Then I won't.

Randy..... : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 9:58 AM
please don't pee in your own wheaties...

Have you ever tried it? : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:59 AM
Then pipe down.

Pack a lunch sweet tits.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:59 AM
(Because its a long drive and we have NOTHIN in the hosue to eat. time
for a Wegmans run, but if you kill me first, you;re on your own pal.)

I don't : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 10:00 AM
eat wheaties, so no worries.

They have Wegmans... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 10:02 AM
up there, eh?

Randy, you seem to be suffering from : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 10:02 AM
chronic PMS these days... what's up with that my friend?

Britt : Davisian : 12/20/06 10:03 AM
Wegmans started in Rochester. They ROX..

BB26, it is dealing with chronic stupidity here. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 10:10 AM
This place used to be good but it has really gotten worse and worse as
the membership has jumped. It is good for Eric but it is bad for
football discussion.

Could someone please miller this thread? : Stan from LA : 12/20/06 10:27 AM
Pleaze?

Millered. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 10:32 AM

Hi! : HomerJones45 : 12/20/06 10:35 AM
Didn't want a 2000 post thread not to have at least two posts from me.

Thanks! Please don't continue. . .

how dare you all abandon this thread : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 10:50 AM
you punks, put your pink jerseys on!

2000+ posts and not one bunny pic : schnitzie : 12/20/06 10:52 AM
This site has come of age...

The bunny has hit the bottle : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 10:55 AM

That's an original bunny, Berry! : schnitzie : 12/20/06 10:56 AM
BTW, how's your kitty doing? Recovering well, I hope.

He's doing well.... : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:02 AM
He'll always walk with a limp. He runs faster than ever, but the funny
thing is, is that he has a hard time putting on the brakes. He's also
developed a new way of hopping. Very bunny-like. Jack is a terror and
quite the 'talker'! :)

Good to hear. : schnitzie : 12/20/06 11:08 AM
Meant to ask you about that at the tailgate and felt bad that I didn't. Good goin' little Jack!

Isn't there a Cat Fancy board you people could go to? : Davisian : 12/20/06 11:12 AM
This is a FOOTBALL board.. Not f@gg@t cat owners interactive.

duhvizin iz rite : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 11:13 AM
katz sux. dawgs ruul

Wow! : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 11:30 AM
this thread is amazing. It refuses to die. Its practically become "clydez' corner forum".

Gene mentioned on his 12/19/06 8:50pm post that Eric revealed that
diego was clydez. Where did Eric provide that information? I doubted
that it was chopper. Too weird if it was.

it wasn't : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:35 AM
chopper

Berry : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 11:37 AM
That's what I think too.

chopper is clydez and diego. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 11:37 AM
Please try to keep up?

No he's not,. : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:38 AM
he's one of your little friends and you know it.


Joey Nickles!
Davisian : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
You had a classic one, but it was just the one..

51st and PArk baby!
the VERY deep edge...
Britt in VA : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
"Bow to the Master", haha, that was a classic.
JonC
manh george : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
When Eric banned political threads, Art lost his Raison D'etre.
Loved 4.28 Tim Carter's meltdown thread
jlukes : 3/5/2009 2:47 pm
still have it saved on my laptop at home
someone
MookGiants : 3/5/2009 2:47 pm
has to have some MiS threads saved. Please post them. I'd love to see some of his work
George
JonC : 3/5/2009 2:48 pm
Indeed he did.
JUST Joey Nickels?
jcn56 : 3/5/2009 2:48 pm
That's it Joe, 51st and Park, pronto!
Don in DC
Paulie Walnuts : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
and Mohawk...meeting for a fight
Mook
Phil from WNY : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
Trust me, they're so much better than you could imagine.
Chopper is not Clydez
TheShocker : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
NFT: Just to put this to sleep...I am not clydez, diego; Eric can verify this: : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:15 PM
To all of you enjoying this little manufactured "entertainment" please don't let me stop you. You're gonna do whatever you can to try and piss me off anyways, so keep up the good work.

But it has occurred to me that there are some people genuinely fooled by this nonsense. Those of you that know me, know i wouldn't pull Shennanigans like this.

The fact of the matter is that Eric said that clydez was the same loser who was diego. Diego was incessantly harassing Berrylish, a friend of mine. Add that to the fact that Dave in DC/Lastings Milledge and I have went at it time and again. And what a surprise, clydez goes after me first chance he gets. So, it is safe to say that Dave in DC/Lastings/diego/clydez are the same person with the identical penchant for leading multiple lives on BBI.

To all of you that want to perpetuate the myth, by all means. You seem to get a kick out of it and, as pathetic as it is, you have a right to do whatever gives you a tickle. But just know that I feel a little sorry for you that Solitaire or interpretive dance isn't enough to entertain you. You feel as though creating multiple handles and high-fiving your buddies when you get people to buy it, and that is sad.

To everyone else who is genuinely fooled by the antics, I swear on my sister's grave that I have NO dupe handles.

Eric, if you read this, i would appreciate you confirming this.

Follow up comments...

This apology : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:16 PM
sucked

Seth : Big Blue '56 : 12/20/06 1:17 PM
any new Green tea recommendations?

i'm with ya buddy : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
now grab me a beer out of your backpack

You don't think that I know : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
green teas?

Randy : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
I'm sorry.

So... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
then if I read all this correctly, you're really Ethel Merman?

So just so I am clear on this : vince in SC : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
you are saying you created clydez/diego to mess with Berrylish and others hoping people would think it was Dave in DC? That is foul man

so wait...Chopper is really : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
jlukes?

Dragon, you should be. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Ya prick ya.

I knew it! : Rob in NYC : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Diego - genius

chopper - not so much

Hey : Johnny5 : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Those are our Choppers Charlie!

And this is my gun Clyde

Hmmm...

reading apologies : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
on an internet msg board is very entertaining.

Coach... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
I'm sorry you're a prick...

rnargi : lono801 : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
Thanks...now I have 'God Bless America' in my head each time I come back to this thread...

Randee : Big Blue '56 : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
no, I don't, or else I would have asked you...

This is not : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
an apology at all. Not even close.

Chopper : Big Al : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
I believe you. I don't think you are smart enough to pull off the Diego or Clydez stuff. If however, you are, I guess I underestimated you and I apologize.

Wasn't the real diego at a BBI tailgate? : NyquistX3 : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
?

gotta loves the internet tough guy : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
who then hides when it comes to really meeting during tailgates

Oh...if it's not an apology thread, : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
then I'm NOT sorry that Coach is a prick

That was a SAG diego.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
..

ban chopper : Bill Barilko : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
free diego and clyde

. : A-Train : 12/20/06 1:22 PM

the tailgate was : hg : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
sans diego

You feel the need to start a thread to say that : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
the connection between you, diego and clydez is baseless but then go on to make a baseless accusation that Dave in DC is clydez and diego?

Now that is the chopperhatch I know and love.

Eric said Clydze was Diego... : Construction Man Jim : 12/20/06 1:23 PM
Not Clydez.

Those TRex have the gay : NNJ Tom : 12/20/06 1:23 PM
.

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
What? I'm leaning towards the fact you are joking, but can never be sure on here.

margi : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
I accept both your and chopper's apologies. I think his could have been more gracious, but I'm big enough to overlook a certain amount of pettiness.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
Let me get this straight, you are denying that you are clydze, which I believe you by the way, but you turn right around and point the finger at Lastings with about as much proof as everyone else had on you which is none? Do I have that right? If so, that is totally lame, and uncalled for.

Andy, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
the evidence is there. So you're giving me grief for starting a thread to explain myself? Sweet.

Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
frankly, I love Ethel Merman and if you truly ARE her, it would make my day...no...scratch that...it would make my whole damned year....

Of course it's a joke, you nimrod!

It was me!!!! : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
I'm Zorro... They took my horse.. They took my mask.

MadPlaid, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
I don't care what you think and I didn't havce you in mind as one of the people that I wanted to convince otherwise. Think what you want.

Madplaid = not a prick... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
...

Stu : 12/14/06 2:44 PM : NNJ Tom : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
That post was easily the most frightening of that whole train wreck. Stu, I still have nightmares about that face.

First of all, her name is MARGI, : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
and b) apology accepted. No harm no foul, chopper. We can be friends again.

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
I beg to differ.

Coach.. : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
too late..I took it back before you could accept it.

you really : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
should apologize

chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
You played this wrong... You should have taken credit for the two most popular and intriguing posters on BBI. People actually were giving you credit for your creativity and wit. Now you go back to being the little guy who threw mountain dew on someone's jeans because they snickered at your hat.

what should chopper apologize for? : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
i'd like to know.

hyadoin : Bill Barilko : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
That was my point.

hyadoin, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:29 PM
I don't pretend to be anything.

madplaid : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:29 PM
That wedding invitation didn't come in the mail yet.

Jints : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
for allowing these people to create this soap opera. but he didn't apologize, he just cleared the air

chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
you need to fire your publicist.

So wait : Van Doren : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
Maeve Binchy is really Bob Barker? I'm confused.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:34 PM
It doesn't matter whether you care what I think or not. It does matter when you complain that people are accusing you falsely about something, then turn around and do the exact same thing you are upset about to someone else. That makes you petty and a hypocrite. You are defending yourself, then diminishing yourself in the very same breath. Why do that? You are doing yourself a disservice. I'm not trying to pile on, I'm just trying to help you from stepping in it further.

rnargi : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:35 PM
Thank you for the compliment. I couldn't agree with you more.

LOL at the nimrod comment. :-)

See? I told you... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:35 PM
Madplaid = not a prick...

: MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:37 PM
rnargi = excellent judge of character.

yeah, : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:38 PM
what MadPlaid said! Oh, and who's getting married and can I come? Canadians are a must at every wedding (we get really drunk and make arses of ourselves).

Except for that last post : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:39 PM
.

chopper has 25 million reasons : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
to point the finger at someone else.

Can't you guys just accept chop's apology : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
and move on?

Andy : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
O'Dorgan is mad because I didn't send him an invite to my wedding back in September. I would have liked to invite everyone from BBI, but I'm not Rockefeller. I thought I heard that about Canadians. I was thinking you and shephardsam would have both been the life of the party.

I don't have to be really drunk to make an ass of myself. : shepherdsam : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
It is however, much more fun for me that way.

hyadoin... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
you got that wrong....TO had 25 million reasons to stick his finger down his throat

Chopper has absolutely nothing to live for.

Wait a minute.. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
you are friends with Berrylish? Does she know this?

I think the issue was about to go to sleep : cjac : 12/20/06 1:42 PM
and you woke it back up. Way to go Choppez

this Clydez : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
guy was a little too laid back for my liking

Oh, well the theory about Canadians is true (except of Alan Thicke) : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
and a very late congratulations on getting married!

I don't care how you feel about my accusation : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
to Dave in DC. I think he's behind it, so I'm going to run with it. You guys have no problem with that, but I guess things work differently for me. I have known for a while now that people are going to disapprove of everything i do, so I am doing the next best thing, not giving a sh it what most of you think.

Nargi, please stop telling me what to think of certain people. You of all people should know I won't be swayed and my judgement of other's character has done me very well so far. Please stop trying to make me warm and fuzzy about so many of the people on here that you are friendly with, but whom I think are complete jer koffs.

you're right Randy... : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:44 PM
I accept his apology. Pretty half-a$$ed, but this is snatch=clydez=diego=OJ we are talking about here.

Thanks, Andy : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:45 PM
Have a terrfic holiday. Boxing Day that is. By the way, what the Hell is Boxing Day?

chopper, : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
accepted. You're an ok little monkey, no matter what everyone says.

wait you think MadPlaid is a : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
jerkoff?? I no longer accept your apology. You suck again!!

rnargi, what's with this? : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
Chopper has absolutely nothing to live for.

I don't know what to think of this post.

Chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
you sure have a lot of animosity built up... This can't be good before Christmas.

Boy that Margi : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:47 PM
is a fast typer!!!

pretty much : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
he is saying you are a waste of air. Not even clean air, but dirty, stanky, make you puke type air.

No animosity... : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
I just don't mince words.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
Then you will richly deserve all the ill will that going to be coming your way. You are an unapologetic a$$, and that is very sad. I feel very sorry for you.

mr chopper : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
i think you have plenty to live for boy, just like the rest of us. except for diego, that guy is screwed, runs around with too many monkeys

I feel sorry for all of you : BurrEliAmaniShockeyTiki : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
.

Why? : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
Because I think you're a putz? Ok, feel free to pass judgement some more.

I should be smelling... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
wafts of egg nog or gingerbread men, but all I'm getting is a heavy dose of smug cluelessness.

Holy crap, Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
I was doing no such thing. But quite frankly, if you can't be friendly with Madplaid, then there's absolutely no hope for you. And I sincerely mean that. We're friends and I know you're a standup guy, and yes you take a lot of crap...but frankly, bro, you could use a father or big brother to get in your face and teach you a lesson or two in humility.

And, now you owe ME an apology.

There's only one way to settle this : BigAinVA : 12/20/06 1:50 PM

Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:50 PM
you KNOW that I'm JOKING when I said "Chop has nothing to live for"....ferchrysakes this entire THREAD is a joke!

chopper: why are you apologizing : bob in tx : 12/20/06 1:51 PM
to Randy/Melvin S. when you are the one taking all the abuse?

chopp : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 1:51 PM
step back and take a break. Im pretty sure rnargi is on your side. Enjoy the Holiday, enjoy the family.

bob, he finally apologizes : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:52 PM
and now you take HIS side??

Hyadion... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:52 PM
I'm never gonna live that down!

What I think of chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:53 PM
you told me how to get f bombs past the filter and for that I'm ever greatful.

You bragged about throwing soda at another guys crotch... That's a little frightening.

For a day or two, I thought you were Diego, and was willing to forgive you for the soda incident, because Diego was the funniest sob ever.

This came after I thought you were Clydez, who was instrumental in brightening a dark dreary week to be a Giants Fan... of which I was greatful.

Now you're telling me that you're not Diego. You're not Clydez, but you are still the guy who threw soda at another guy's crotch.

I guess I can forgive you for those let downs, since you told me how to say fu ck and sh it on BBI. Merry Christmas!

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:54 PM
because I don't like MadPlaid for keeping his sister in check when she railed against my Dad(which he did too), but rather getting in my face for calling her a bitch, that means I have nothing to live for? I don't owe you sh it. I didn't do anything to you, and yet you go sticking up for this ass when you haven't the foggiest friggin clue as to why I don't like him? Nargi, do you not see what kind of a dick move that is? Any nice thing you can say about me means nothing when you pontificate like that. This was not an apology, it was an effort to let peo0ple like you(or so I thought) know that I had nothing to d9o with the dupes.

It takes a true : vince in SC : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
man to see the error in his ways and to beg for forgiveness like you have done Chopper. I commend you on letting this whole thing with you and Randy die especially at this time of the year. Now just apologize to Dave and the whole load will be off your chinerrrchest

sacre merde : Ben in Adirondacks : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
aren't you people late for homeroom? Or is it a half day today?

No. : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
because you don't realize that you are your own worst enemy. You are creating your own misery from you own poor behavior. You don't get it, so I feel very sorry for you. Yours appears to be a very unhappy existense.

it is funny that people : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:56 PM
are slowly starting to see what an a$$ snatch is. He is even insulting his own supposed friends. As time goes on more and more people will hate him AND he will still blame Dave who can't access the computer during the day.

Is this the point where we get a picture of Lastings Milledge : jcn56 : 12/20/06 1:56 PM
having a rubber mask pulled off of him and saying 'and I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.'?

Lol, i was waiting for the psych lesson. : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:57 PM
My life is unhappy...quite possibly THE most uninformed nonsense I have ever read.

I have said my peace...enjoy.

Actually, : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
I think what you've said is anything but peace.

hey chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
???

are you still there? : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
??

a : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:59 PM
very sincere apology

Thank you : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:59 PM
for telling me how to say fu ck and sh it. You really are a good guy.

First off, : rnargi : 12/20/06 2:00 PM
I don't need to defend Madplaid or his sister...they are extremely capable of handling that themselves. Second, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure it's probably more blown out of proportion than you're leading me to believe here. Third, it's pretty common knowledge but not disseminated publically who diego is/was and I'm sure the same could be said about clydze but THAT info I'm not privvy to. Most people know you were neither...they're just screwing with you. Why does it get you so pissed off? For the love of all mankind, my handle is known as MARGI but you don't see me flying off the handle about it...it is what it is...it makes people laugh..it confuses others...it's a nationwide joke. Big Friggin' DEAL...get over yourself already

To set the record straight : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 2:00 PM
I didn't write anything negative about Chopperhatch's father. I really don't know anything about that exchange between chopper and schnitzie. Although I can bet, she didn't rip his father either, but rather ripped Chopper himself for something he said that he atributed to his father. And, chopper's comment about keeping schnitzie in check is beyond ridiculous.

wait you called schnitzie a bitch?? : Amtoft : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
You're even more of a f-ckhead than I thought. Oh and her brother comes to defend her and you expect him to take your side? You have to be the dumbest person alive.

At some point people : Ben in Adirondacks : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
have to just let sh it go. This has gotten beyond ridiculous.

I have to make : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
a number 2

so.... : hyadoin : 12/20/06 2:02 PM
how 'bout those Phoenix Suns?!

i'm sorry : ballzblue : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
i'm not busy enough at work and i have to keep coming back to this thread

You show : A-Train : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
that turd who's boss.

LOL, jcn... : speedywheels : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
.

chop ... : Beez : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
My "GWAVA" filter caught your e-mail ... but I just responded. I accept your apology, and I won't tell anyone that you were clydez all along. Take care.

Ditto what Ben said : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
And I believe chopper when he says he has no dupes; he's no diego for sure. But I do disagree that Dave in DC has any roll in any of this sh_t although much like myself, I'm sure he's laughing his a_ss off watching this all play out. Falsely accusing him is as bad as everyone who falsely accused chop of the dupes in the first place.

Damn I need a drink trying to follow this...

Wait... : Ryan : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
Who are you again?

I think chopper's father said or did something really stupid. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
Not suprising when you consider that whole apple and tree thing.

This thread could have more posts than : BigAinVA : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
clydez thread

Ben : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
I agree with you. I really wish I didn't get involved. Oh, well. Too late.

I'm pushing and : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
pushing and nothing is happening Uh Oh

Yeah, somehow I don't think Dave would have any problem : jcn56 : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
owning up to the dupe if it was him.

On the other hand, I'm fairly certain that if chopper and schnitzie mixed it up, she'd tear him in two pieces. Horizontally or vertically is the only part of it I'd consider up for debate.

26: committee : bob in tx : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
meeting?

BB26... : rnargi : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
Call TMAC and tell him to give me the keys to the bar...we need a committee meeting and some good old Christmas Office Party grab assing and other assorted drunken buffoonery

You got it bob : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:07 PM
I'm all ready...

dad beat the crap out : bob in tx : 12/20/06 2:08 PM
of the lady with the shrubs...or parked in front of her house and told her to " eat it"... or something like that.

I think I'm : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:08 PM
having an Elvis

It's not a party until : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:09 PM
TMAC shows up. Bob, call him off the greens...

.... : Davisian : 12/20/06 2:09 PM
Rain down, rain down (That's it sir)
Come on rain down on me
From a great height( You're leaving)
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down( The crackle of pigskin)
Come on rain down on me (The dust and the screaming)
From a great height (The yuppies networking)
From a great height... height...(The panic, the vomit)
Rain down, rain down(The panic, the vomit)
Come on rain down on me (God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!)
Big Al...
Chris in Philly : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
May have some of the MiS stuff...
Matt was a little Al Davis-ish in his man-love for players
TD : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
he would invariably latch onto a guy with insane measurables and then use a compilation of draft sites to state a case as to why this player was bound for Canton.

This year, he would have been all over Barwin, DHB, etc.

His insight was only useful insofar as he was able to vomit up what published draftniks were saying and put it all on one thread for the rest of us. He was great for that - but he let his own persona get in the way and before the 50th post, he was well into his tantrum.
T C 4.28
Kulish29 : 3/5/2009 2:50 pm
Was pretty epic. Anyone have a bookmark to that thread? Lol.
Oh Yeah
Motley Blue : 3/5/2009 2:50 pm
Art still hasn't posted since election day.
Yeah sorry, that's going to have to count.
Bangin Super Models and Doing Mock Drafts, just like Shakespear
TheShocker : 3/5/2009 2:51 pm
How many times have third rounders been netter than first rounders : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:09 PM
We see it every year that a guy caught in the third, fourth and fith round
that become pro bowlers and first rounders are out of the league. It
happens every year. Follow up comments...


Excuse my spelling : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:10 PM
I need a new keyboard.

A new keyboard : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:10 PM
is the least of your worries.

743 times : Andy%20in%20HalifaxAndy in Halifax : 1/30/06 5:11 PM
.

And yet... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:12 PM
The vast majority of time, the third rounder is out of the league before
the 1st rounder. I'm missing the point, but given the thread starter, I
guess I shouldn't be surprised.

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

4.28 : CardinalXCardinalX : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
you have a draft i can mock?

FMiC -- that's no fun : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:14 PM
it's much better to post the "Jessie Armstead was drafted in the 234th round
and he was good, why can't Ernie draft like that every time?"

Greg Mark : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:15 PM
he was out of the league pretty quickly

Humongous.. : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
Or the obligatory Terrell Davis and Tom Brady references. What this
Jacknut above doesn't realize is that we only hear about these people
after they become stars and there are a handful of them. Meanwhile,
every other great player is a Day 1 pick pretty much. I don't even want
to get the demented Mel Kiper III started on undrafted free agents like
Pierce....

Freedom of speech : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:17 PM
Like any of you have better things to talk about. When the Giants are
playing well you kiss ass, and when they loose you cussin them off. I
stay loyal to Giants wether they win or loose and when the season is
over everybody expresses their opinion on what position needs to be
upgraded.

29 : LSLS : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
but that's just since the modern era.

Lose : Randy%20in%20CTRandy in CT : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
LOSE!

Freedom of speech : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:18 PM
Yeah - that's the issue here.

Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:19 PM
The only jack nutt is you. You call yourself a Fat Man and you are right,
you are a FAT MAN with no brains and no you know what.

Uh oh : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:19 PM
FMiC hit a nerve.

When my pants... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:19 PM
get loose, I cut them off, perhaps I'll try cussin them off next time.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you aren't no Norman
Einstein.

I wonder if : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:20 PM
4.28 will start a new thread about it.

I feel so small... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:20 PM
right now. Great response, Shakespeare.

Fmic -- he aint no Norman Einsteen : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
But he sure is S-M-R-T

Ding Ding Ding!!! : AD%2DBlazeAD-Blaze : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
LEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLEEEE!!!!!

Now i know why he has that handle : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
Pass Incomplete..

Is there a : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:22 PM
Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina on this board?

When I saw the word "netter" : MooseMoose : 1/30/06 5:23 PM
I thought of Nutter Butter cookies.


Fat Man : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:23 PM
I'm bigger than Shakespere. Both of us get laid more tahn you. We get laid
by Supermodels, the only thing you get laid by your own hands going up
and down with your loose pants stuck in your a hole.

Yeah FatMan!! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:23 PM
You are a FAT MAN and have no brains!!! Take that!

It's moprhing : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
From being about 'freedom of speech' to 'i get laid more than you'

cool

Huh : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
he spells 'Shakespere' right but not 'than'.

Bill Shakepseare : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
still gets laid?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa... : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
You tell them Tim, tell them all.

And he gets laid my Supermodels!! : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
He's my idol!..and has time to do mock drafts on BBI..must be nice

SHAKESPERE : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
ROAMIO, ROAMIO, WHERE IS YOUR FORT? ROAMIO!

Will in NJ : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
bwahahaha. Thanks man, I'm dyin at my desk here.

Ahh... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
If I can decipher that last post correctly, I think the old "I get laid more than you" card has been played.
You outdo yourself too much. I think we have some people here with ties
to TV shows. Perhaps we can get you a job as a comedy writer, that is
if one of your Supermodel friends can't hook you up with the powers
that be.

This thread : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
Is making me miss Nizar

Now THIS : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
is funny!!!

my = : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
by

kulish : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
it's Shakespeare

Oh no : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
I spelled it wrong too? Crap.

Where's TheJake when you : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
need him?..they must've hung out at the same bars..

I know : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:27 PM
I get laid and do mock drafts at the same time. Its a dual thing. I got
time for everything when I'm here in South Beach in my condo getting
head and expressing dual energy.

As a point of clarification... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
can pants be loose if stuck up an "a hole"? Please let me know before I use that great line on somebody else.

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
So you think about Daniel Bullocks and Tamba Hali while getting laid? Interesting...

ROTFLMBAO!!! : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
We have to keep this safe until tomorrow..please someone keep this archived..

Your boyfriend must have : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
a really flat head for you to be able to balance your keyboard up there.

I thought... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:29 PM
George Michael left South Beach months ago??

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:29 PM
If there was a draft where players were picked according to their oral
sex abilities, would Sinorice Moss be a 1st round pick?

Boyfreind : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:31 PM
I din't say boyfreind. I said women supermodels. Maybe you and your boyfreind are looking for some new partners on BBI.

If Travis Williams : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:31 PM
Can improve his ability to simultaneously type and give reach-arounds, he's
1st-round material! Straight from Bill Sheridan's mouth...

Actually... : Modus%20OperandiModus Operandi : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
I think Will in NJ had the best zinger on this thread with his 5:10 post.

Guys, i think we should have read the thread title before insulting him : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
the real question is, how many late round picks have been "netter"...think about it...

Tim : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
So which supermodel did you bang?

Fabio : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:33 PM
???

Nah : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:33 PM
I'm just getting laid. I like women, sports bikes, football, baseball,
basketball, gambling and taking trips around the world. The brain has
two sides one is working on my freedom of expression and the other is
getting worked on by sexual reality by hot women.

Hansel, so hot right now. : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:33 PM
Hansel...

Has to be : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
Gretal

"Trips around the world" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
is that what you call kissing your Plus Sized SuperModels all over their bodies

Will you likw Hansel : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:35 PM
I like Jessica Alba, Adrian Lima

You meet these supermodels at : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
your English as a second language class?

dual energy , lol we got to have : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
some of that

Now I get it... : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
4.28 actually refers to how long you last with a "Supermodel"?

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
Are you challenging me to a walk-off?

Shep : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:37 PM
it's his keyboard man. Not him.

It's good to... : RyanRyan : 1/30/06 5:37 PM
..be me.

Will in Dirty Jersey : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:37 PM
Take a trip here to Miami. I'll show my world made of money, women, private
jets and I'll teach you how to talk to women or wait Hansel is here. I
don't know him nevre want to but he'll be there for you and I'll pay
for your hotel night with him and I'll be in the Pentouse of the hotel
doing a babe from penthouse and heck they'll pay me.

God knows : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:38 PM
what that poor keyboard has been through...

Chicken : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:38 PM
Does that 4.28 includes a smoke break?

4.28 ... free vacation? : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:39 PM
I'm there!

Will it's a trick!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:40 PM
Hope you like tea-bagging

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:40 PM
This is the first time I saw that sight. Not on my level but since you know
about it and use that site for yourself thankyou for getting me to know
you and what you like. Here this is waht I like. You can dream about
her and since you like men too, you can dream of the both of us. But I
don't want you to, I'm all about women.

Is it me or does 4.28 : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:40 PM
Sound like a down and out wanna be rapper selling cassette tapes out of his hooptie..

4.28.. : KJuicyKJuicy : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
With this posh life that you live, shouldn't you be banging your supermodels right now?

Here this is waht I like. : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
...im waiting....is paintbrush giving you troubles?

tim dont play the jersey card sucka : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
.

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
tea-bagging isn't my thing ... but I'll make necessary sacrafices to do
mock drafts with 4.28 and channel my dual energy...

Nah I ain't no rapper : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:42 PM
If I was a rapper I'd be making songs. Heck I have songs but it ain't no
rap its me making a porno video for you guys cuz thats how close you
guys will ever get. Dream On Boys and get to rehab.

Seriously guys : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
who is Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina?

He sounds like a : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
14 year old.

That does it : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
I need to change my handle to "(5.10)Jeff Hatch".

4.28 -- : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:43 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.superonda.com/_client_common/images/news/malibus-most-wanted.jpg"& gt;

Will In NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:43 PM
All the handles here don't make sense except mine. Its different and
unique. It makes sense. Will in NJ. You are a first class looser in
DIRTY JERSEY.

holy crap will, i was just about to post that picture...this one is better : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:44 PM


Humongous : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:44 PM
I'm changing mine to (8.63)(4.28)Tim Carter

Will in NJ : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant wait for randy, joey and peter to : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
hit on this thread. funniest of the new year. this dual energy theme can carry us through the 2006 season

Will In NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:45 PM
Thanks for showing me a picture of yourself. Are you stealing somebody elses
piss in those cans or is that where you live doing yourself and yopur
own living.

Will, tighten up : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
stop being a 'looser'

Ya Will : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
you're looser.

So (4.28)TimCarter : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
is a name that makes perfect sense, while my handle poses a complete mystery.

I feel like such a "looser."

I am heading to Miami in a few weeks : XXXXXX : 1/30/06 5:46 PM
can you hook me up with a Supermodel?

Bwaaahahahahaha, : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:46 PM
Anybody care to decipher "or is that where you live doing yourself and yopur own living."?

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:47 PM
That’s your boyfreind too. You go for men with gold. I see maybe this picture
attracts most of the members on this sight. No youre not even close to
being a looser. Just a f****ot.

shep : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:47 PM
that's not even ebonics..myst be some "rich millionare who bang SuperModels" talk..

sam, only if you can figure out what a " f****ot" is : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
i thought i had it...but there is an extra star in there

Shep : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
Yom Kippur?

Or wait : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:48 PM
Since we talking about dual things you are losser but don't act like one
because you don't have to, its labeled on your forehead and you are a
fa****ot 2.

Will -- what's even worse : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
is that the 4.28 is metric.

Uh oh : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:49 PM
I'm a 'looser' and a 'f****ot' (fa gggot ?). No sleep for me tonight...

"f****ot".... : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:49 PM
fernpot?

Woo hoo! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
I've graduated to 'losser'!

You arent a loser : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
you are a losser, meaning that you loss...something

losser? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
is that like Tommer?

TimCarter... : Modus%20OperandiModus Operandi : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
You sir, are an idiot!

John in Charlotte : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:50 PM
Yom Kippur. I'm not jewish. I belive in God and myself along with my
OPINION because no matter what anybodies opinion is, it doesn't count.

Tommer is da r******son : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:51 PM
we lossered the game. Yopur should no dat!

"I'm not jewish. I belive in God " : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:51 PM
.....

Speechless.. : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:52 PM
.

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:52 PM
LOL

great : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
thread!

beer is coming out of my nose : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
.

bob, where ya been? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
we need a scoring update

Modus : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:54 PM
You have the same problem like Will. I know you are both defending
yourselfs but come out of the closet or you don't need to. You did that
along time ago. I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of
Miami with a Masters degree. I know you. You are what you say. A idiot.
I'm a icon down here and whereever I go. I'm going to Spain next week
while you are collecting well fare checks.

"I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of Miami " : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:54 PM
...

what's a well fare check? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:55 PM
& lt;br& gt;

Bahahahaha! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:55 PM
" I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of Miami with a Masters degree."

Did you happen to major in Making Annoying Mock Drafts?

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:56 PM
I'm suprised you even put your opinion in there. You couldn't even get your
GED. Tell us when do you pick up the garbage everyday. I'm not garbage.
Pick up some people with yourself. You garbage.

Annoying mock drafts : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:57 PM
Will. You have to go to Mel Kiper for that. I'm not asking for anybodies approval I'm just writing what I want.

I am not a aminal : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:57 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.arnadal.no/film/images/elephant.jpg"& gt;

I'm guessing this is what would happen if Walnuts : jcn56jcn56 : 1/30/06 5:57 PM
watched a lot more MTV.

4.28, I wrote a haiku on your behalf : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:58 PM
It's entitled "Tapestry of Humanity" ...

Four Two Eight, a icon.
Not a idiot, icon.
We are all lossers.


this has to be a joke : djmdjm : 1/30/06 5:59 PM
Hi Matt.

John in Carolina : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:59 PM
That’s a nice picture of you. Is it you or you son, question mark. My keyboard
is messed op like your heads, but I ain't fixing it or buying a new
computer. I'm glad I miss spell on this sight. I use you as my speeling
aid and my slaves.

This just has to be a great put on... : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
nobody can be this ridiculously stupid and operate a computer.

I miss spell : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:00 PM
on purpose. Its good to see you all read into my threads.

lol couldnt get my GED? : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
sorry, senior, graduating in may, already have a job lined up working for
Johnson & amp; Johnson once I do graduate in May....man ...and here I
thought you were a psychic, guess you don't have ESPN afterall

Hi Matt : djmdjm : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
..

Is it you or you son,question mark. My keyboard is messed op like your head : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
wow, best...ever

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:01 PM
yeah, but you won't be graduating from Miami, thus you are a idiot...

Brilliant! : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:01 PM
This thread is great, my stomach hurts now.

Johnson & amp; Johnson are two men : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:02 PM
I know its a company. You like men too. I don't work for anybody but
myseeeelf. Mis spelling. ?? oh it workls.jfdkfdssjdf. I'm a
entrepaneur. Good luck working as a slave.

What's the name : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:02 PM
of the kid that used to post like this and got banned by Eric? I can't remember his name!

Will -- i know, imagine if i was Jewish? : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:02 PM
I'd be a Non-God Believing idiot

Oh Yes! : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
Trent!!

"I'm a entrepaneur" : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
.

Idiot. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:03 PM
I'm so hurt. Don't you have any other words that hurt.

Entrepaneur? : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
HAHAHAHA!

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
at least you can take solace in the fact that you are neither a losser or a f***********gggot ....

"I'm going to Spain next week while you are collecting well fare checks." : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
cant wait until I get my 'well fare' check. Should be teh awezme

Whatever happens, please : FranknWeezerFranknWeezer : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
nobody do anything to get this thread deleted. Pure gold.

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:05 PM
Oh so you can read. I didn't know that. I thought you just like to talk
about your gay dream fantasies. Come to Miami and see my business. I'll
pay for your ticket and food.

the more a read this : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:05 PM
the more i'm thinking this might really be Tim Carter

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh lolololol : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:06 PM
"I thought you just like to talk about your gay dream fantasies. Come to
Miami and see my business. I'll pay for your ticket and food."

If you pay for the vacation, I'm there : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:06 PM
I wanna be an entrepanuer, too!

Frankin Weezer : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:06 PM
I have alot of gold too. What do you have? Fruit Pebbles?

Will -- i think he was referencing : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
your fantasies

hey Tim : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
Were you at Prime 112 with LT and Michael Jordan? What really happened down there?

FranknWeezer : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
always struck me as a Vount Chocula guy...

gold : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 6:08 PM
fillings?

vount=Count : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:08 PM
keyboard's fault...

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:09 PM
It will be my pleasure to pay for your ticket there. You go to th gay nude
beach and I go to the beach where all the women get naked for me. A
entepeneur can mispell anything but knows how to make money. Even if I
didn't get my degree, I still would be makin money. Girls pay me just
to take my shirt off, while you are in the gay strip club paying for
some love and still get none. I'm proud of you loooooooser.

bob in tx : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:09 PM
gold-plated diapers...

4.28, found some of your GOLD that you keep bragging about : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:10 PM
pure gold

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:10 PM
I pay some Gold diapers for you. I'm not going to disrespect your family, just u. I love these threads.

"A entepeneur can mispell anything but knows how to make money" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
I'm on the path to success now!!

All this talk about taking shirts off : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
any thoughts on good bars in the west village?

(4.28) : Rich%20in%20L%2EA%2ERich in L.A. : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
Don't let these losers get you down. You're wiping the floor with them!

You'd do all that for me? : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
Everybody wins!

JLukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:12 PM
I've never seen this sight. Is this your home web page? Thankyou but no
thanks. This is what I like and get. But thankyou for your invitation.
Wait, you and Will can get together. But I don't want to know about it.
F****OT. I will be doing Adriana Lima.& lt;br& gt;& lt;a
href="http://www.askmen.com/women/models_60/74_adriana_lima.html"&
gt;Link (& lt;a
href="http://www.askmen.com/women/models_60/74_adriana_lima.html"
target="_blank"& gt;new window)

You hear that, jlukes....we can get together! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:14 PM
You can be Johnson, and I'll be Johnson...

Rich in LA : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:14 PM
Down. Nah. Up is the word. I'm getting to know these fools.

Will : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:15 PM
SWEET!

(4.28) : Rich%20in%20L%2EA%2ERich in L.A. : 1/30/06 6:15 PM
Look at it this way: you're a 1st rounder, and they're all undrafted free
agents. (Except for bob in tx-- he's a solid 3rd-rounder.)

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:16 PM
Now you are talking, but make sure you weaer protection. We don't need
another Johnson with Aids. Sorry Magic. You still are better than these
clowns. At least you came out and told the world.

But Rich, : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:16 PM
how many times have third rounders and UDFAs been netter than first rounders???

Rich : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
I AM ANTONIO PIERCE YOU LOSSSER F*******G****O***T

lol : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
"We don't need another Johnson with Aids."

I'm James Butler, bitch. : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
Respek.

whoa : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 6:18 PM
this thread blows tommer away..

Oh, We talking football again. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:19 PM
I'm surprised you know that the NFL has a draft. You know the MLB, NBA, NHL
and other leagues have drafts? I'll make a mock about them too. I love
mocking you too. This ones for you. David Pittman. Third rounder. What
you gonna do.

Tis netter to have gold : FranknWeezerFranknWeezer : 1/30/06 6:20 PM
than to not. But my Fruity Pebbles are gold plated, so it's all good.

4.28 : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:20 PM
dont you got some hot nude male plus size models to be boning?

If funny threads were racehorses, this one is : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:21 PM
Secretariat.

Donte Whitner : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:21 PM
3rd rounder. What you gonna do?

James Butler : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:21 PM
Yes. He'll be starting next year. And Chris Berman will be saying " The
Butler did it. I have only one thing in common with you people. I love
the Giants. The New York Giants that is people. I'm a loyal fan. I'm
trying to get them hot cheerleaders but many of the other fans want
men. Damn. What a blue world we are really in.

Egon Spengler : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:22 PM
Who you gonna call?

why would Berman care about : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 6:23 PM
the Giants getting cheerleaders?

bob : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:23 PM
he wants male cheerleaders.

Ammani F. Tommer : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
what you gonna do? Git sum!

hmmm...coolin off : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
4.28 loves men...a lot

Egon Spengler : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:24 PM
He calls you and Will gay.

bob : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
Berman would care because we got an extra home game...

shuttup : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:25 PM
LOSSER F***********T!!!!!!one!!!eleven!!!

4.28's inability to ejaculate : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:25 PM
has made him an honorary "Ghostbuster."

loves men : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:26 PM
Me. I love expressing my opinion too them. If they don't like it. They can
ignore it. Unlike you. It seems to get to you GLuke. Remember you
showed me those pictures from your website. I don't even want to look
at them. I know you and Will are defending yourselfs.

Will : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:26 PM
rotflmao!!!!

Winston Zedemore : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:27 PM
Undrafted free agents. What you gonna do

TimCarter = : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:27 PM
Peter Venkman

Hey 4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:28 PM
(4.37)BrianAlford called ... he wants his durability back!

4.28 : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 6:29 PM
name one building at the university of miami.

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:29 PM
I ejaculate many times when I do women. You like Ghostbusters? I don't
like men actors like you. I like women. Hot women. Not from Jlikes
favorite website. This is what I like and get. Get ready for it. I know
you can't touch her or dream about her. You dream about Jluke and Magic
Johnson. Johnson& amp; Johnson. Is that Michael Johnson and all the
other Johnson's? Wait you like Michael Jackson?

I love Michael Jackson : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:30 PM
he made Thriller

Chicken Teryaki : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:30 PM
Go find it yourself. I ain't giving out any info except on Football, Will and Jluke.

How many times... : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
is he going to link the same article?? I'm putting the over/under at 4.5

(4:28)TimCarter for BBI President. : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
.

so my name has gone from JLukes to : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
GLuke to jlikes to jluke

Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
Did you enjoy the weather here in upstate today ?

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:32 PM
You two must have made a thrill in bed together. Wait, Miachael Jackson
likes boy children also. Wait are you hiding something else? He did you
when you were 15 and you loved it. You only had to pay for it.

Wow : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
"Wait, Miachael Jackson likes boy children also"

"4.28 takes a break from studying draft reports to break it down" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/a0311202.jpg"& gt;

OK - who really is 4.28? : lawguy9801lawguy9801 : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
Which one of you created the alternate handle? This is too funny to be legitimate.

Byron : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:34 PM
I bet you did enjoy the weather when you were you were having a threesome
with Will and Jlukes. Now he is changing his name to GLukes.

lawguy, : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
It's me, I really have some of these guys going though, so mum's the word. Ok?

Nothing beats : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
outdoor threesomes!

4.28, last chance : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
we need a 4th for a good elephant march

Are you gonna go to my house and kick my ass : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:36 PM
Fargin nerd!

Instead of : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:36 PM
hanging out with all those Super Models, maybe 4.28 should start hanging out with Mavis Beacon.

Because of this thread : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:38 PM
I'm now pulling for the Giants to bring back Tim Carter

where is his sidekick : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:39 PM
(3.93)RonDixon

Jlukes look no further : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:39 PM
That is you in the picture. You must get alot of attention acting like a
fool. Wait you don't need to act, you are one. If you need a fourth.
Invite your brother for a man foursome. I do a foursome with hot girls.
At least I'm admitting I like women. And you are admitting you like
men. You are looking for a fourth partner Good luck there are many men
outdoors looking for other men. Like I said, I like women.

Will in NJ : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:40 PM
Psych Midterm. What you gonna do.

4.28 : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:40 PM
you sure? last chance....elephant march...

Byron. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:41 PM
I don't want to step in your homeless area. You don't have a house to
kick your ass. But Will and Jluke are looking for a fourth partner to
penetrate your and their ass.

I wouldn't : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:42 PM
mess with 4.28, He looks real gangsta here. I'm scared. http://niino.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/24/38/243817_wigger-15513.jpg

jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:42 PM
Your last chance to get Will Naked. Yuck. Now this picture is yummy.

Stay in character, Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:43 PM
Type like a 17 yearold misspell words and post crap like this every other thread - You are a f-ing loon.

only one more time question mark : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:43 PM
damn :(

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:43 PM
Thanks for showing us one of those loser Eagle Fans.

OK, that's four times..... : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:44 PM
One more post of that link, and that'll be the over....

Osi found 4.28's picture after all : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:44 PM


4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:44 PM
Thanks for spelling LOSER right.

It'ts cold outside 4.28, Better put on your winter jacket : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:46 PM
ohhhhhhhh SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

Speedy Wheels : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:46 PM
Oh you don't like women too? Great Will in NJ, GLukes or Jlukes, Byron in
CT are looking for another homosexual like them. Don't tell me about
the homeless outdoor sex you all have. I don't want to picture it, but
picture me with Adriana Lima, wait. You don't like women.

Yes! I'm part of the game now! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:48 PM
It's an exclusive club - glad I got in.....

Homeless outdoor sex : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:48 PM
thought i saw that on OLN last night

Eagles Male Fan that is : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:49 PM
You all have crushes on a Eagles fan. That is not Giant Pride

speedywheels : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:49 PM
you are now the tail of our elephant march

4.28 Parcells was undrafted : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:49 PM
UNDRAFTED!

You were in it Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:49 PM
Thanks for telling us. Man you are too gay. It defines wo you are. Stop hiding.

Yippee!! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:50 PM
...

you should change your name to : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:51 PM
TimSmarter...because you are winning

Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:51 PM
that's CNY (Central New York) like you.

You are Gay : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:51 PM
And you are stupid too. Pracells was the headcoach. Now he is coaching the
Cowgirls. Now go to bed with Will and rent a elephant for you both so
you can enjoy the penetratio up your a***holes.

Penatratio : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:52 PM
you learn that one in Spain?

4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:53 PM
Why you in a bad mood. Did your boyfriend dump you for a girl or something.

I win with women : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:53 PM
You win in bed with will and a elephant. Tim Smarter? maybe Smarter can
catch a touchdown next season and run a 4.26 faster than you get
penetrated up the ass from a elephant

... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 6:54 PM
thanks men/boys. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:55 PM
Thanks for telling us your experince and real story. I told you I dumped a
girl for another girl, because she paid me more for sex.

4.28 : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 6:55 PM

Do you like Women?


Does some who spends all their time : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:55 PM
reading and linking about draft CRAP have time to spend on
women - A. no B. no C. no - pick one MATT

4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:56 PM
By girl you mean guy right.

Bob : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:57 PM
Bob. Now your name only defines you. Gay. I have the old gay with woman in
bed. Remember they pay me for sex. And I love this picture. Do you? Or
do you like Eagle fans like that Jack ass with a tattoo?

"I have the old gay with woman in bed" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:58 PM
?????

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:58 PM
Let me teach you about boy and girl. You Will, Jlikes, Randy and other gay men. Like eachother. I like this

"I have the old gay with woman in bed" : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:58 PM
By women you mean men right.

Gay meaning fun : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:59 PM
You're gay is with will in nj. I put them in small letters cuz I feeeelt ike it.

4.28 : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 6:59 PM
are these your "girlfriends"? You are a playa

WOOOHOOO!!!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:59 PM
I HAD THE OVER!!!!!!!!!!

DING, DING, DING!!!! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 7:00 PM
We have a winner! The over has been achieved - 5 links of the same picture....

I've broken the code... : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 7:02 PM
"Supermodels" = Trannies.

Gene in Southern California : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:02 PM
Nice car you have. You're like avery Trojan in Southern Cal. Loosers. The
Longhorns took it up the Trojans ass and you loved it. Trojans. USC
Trojans. That is a university 50% men 50% women. You take care of the
men and I'll take care of the women.

Chicken Teriyaki Boy : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:03 PM
You broke the code of Will in NJ, Jlukes, Randy in homeless land by coding them up the Ass.

Suddenly I feel scared : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:03 PM
My name only defines me now.

4.28 here is the scary thing. : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 7:04 PM
I did see allot of women who looked like that, during my days at SC.

STOP CODING ME : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:04 PM
CHICKEN!

Bob : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:04 PM
Your number is Bob69 with Will in NJ and with the elephant. Bob1935. Give me a break Bob69 with Will. Change the handle

Matt, Quick : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:05 PM
run to the TV, Mel Kiper is on ESPN

I found it! : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:05 PM
4.28 hangin with his super model friends. & lt;br& gt;&
lt;a href="http://www.leehotti.com/images/photochops/1/16.jpg"&
gt;4.28 (& lt;a
href="http://www.leehotti.com/images/photochops/1/16.jpg"
target="_blank"& gt;new window)

lol : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:06 PM
not lee hotti, for the love of God (that leaves the Jews out of it) leave lee hotti out of this

Gene in SC : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:07 PM
You saw me having sex with them. Go somewhere else and watch. Or you can
watch yourself doing it with Bob. The 69 with him and wear a Trojan.
You don't need to you are one on your own head. Even Vince Young beat
the Trojans and you fell in love with him.

4.28 --Master of word play : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:08 PM
4.28 --master of getting rod jammed up his ass

Kulish 29 : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:09 PM
That is the first time I've seen you in a photo. Thanks. You just need to
show us the picture of you and Will in NJ. I don't want to see it. But
many other men here do.

He can't even get gay guys : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:10 PM
to touch him, what a sorry MFer

Bwahaha : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:11 PM
nice come back. "That's not me. Ha. That's you." Buuuuuuuurn.

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:13 PM
Master of getting rods, elephants, Will in NJ and gay men up his ass. My
freind 4.28 stands for a fourty time just to increase your usless
knowledge. Nad it stands for me having se** with women. Go F***k will
you f**ott and take the elephant up your as***.

Byron : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:14 PM
I am a Mfker. I did your mom too. I'm your lost papi. But I don't want you.

4.28 : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:14 PM
You
wanna see my hood wigga, I take you out back yo, and see what you got
then. I myself got supermodels, jets and shizzle like that, LEFT AND
RIGHT!

Bob 69 with Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:15 PM
I don't talk like that. I am that. Supermodels, Money, Jets and trips to Spain.

Common now : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:16 PM
Defend yourselves

Timmy... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
Seriously bro, you are digging yourself a deeper grave with every comment. You
say you are a giants fan? Prove it now...show some respect. To this
point you have proven one of two things: [1] you don't respect anyone
here and are incredibly bored with your life; [2] you are among our
younger peers who should stop before you are forever pidgeon-holed. All jokes get old fellas.

Don't think of what to say : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:16 PM
You all feel it.

4.28 , you must be friends with Nate Newton or Jamal Lewis : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
to be smokin as good a weed as you are

4.28 : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
I thought that meant how many times a day you jerk off while you are looking at old draft guides - you lonely, sorry MFer

Spain dawg? Spain? : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:16 PM


I say do what you got.


Rasputin : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:17 PM
please don't be a wet blanket just yet

Raspin Prime : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:19 PM
This is a football sight. I was very upste when we lost to Carolina and I
still am. I'm glad they lost to Seattle. I do respect many people. They
are the ones who criticized me first. Bored is not the word. I don't
want no pigeons. Fun is my life. I have my own business and time for
anything.

Dude : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:19 PM
Seriously

Byron, Bob 69's man. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:21 PM
I do get lonely when I've finished my business with my women. The only
one who wacks off by himself is you. I get whacked off by Supermodels.

Well, what is : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
your sleeper pick this year ?

Bored is not the word. : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.

With Rhymes like that I now know why you got Supermodels and jets like the shiznits.

Well, what is : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
your sleeper pick this year ?

i'm betting that Leon Hall (Mich)... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 7:33 PM
will
prove to be better than projected. Much like Cato June and Larry Foote
before him, Hall just never put it all together at UM. I'll admit to a
slight UM bias, but he'd be my uber-sleeper pick in this draft.

My Sleeper pick : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:37 PM
is David Pittman.

David Pittman : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 7:38 PM
3rd round. What you gonna do

WHATCHA GONNA DO !!!QUESTION MARK!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:46 PM
& lt;img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/mcmahon_20020730b.jpg"& gt;

Awesome : JoeMP2003JoeMP2003 : 1/30/06 7:49 PM
Thread

WOW ... : walm0walm0 : 1/30/06 7:56 PM
This just keeps getting better and better!!!!!

and to think CiP is missing this!!!!! : mgorgamgorga : 1/30/06 8:01 PM
Damn!!!

In case... : RyanRyan : 1/30/06 8:06 PM
..anyone ever wondered what it would look like if a bomb went off at the special olymipics.....

300 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 8:07 PM
lest get this baby to 300

can't wait to see what 4.28s : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 8:08 PM
draft for us tommorrow looks like


Ty.
RE: RE: Clydez  
GiantFilthy : 6/23/2017 10:01 am : link
In comment 13509211 BrettNYG10 said:
Quote:
In comment 13509116 GiantFilthy said:


Quote:


NFT: giants stadium section 312 : clydez : 12/14/06 9:40 AM
if
anyone here sits there and if you were the pu$$y in the red shockey
jersey that threw beer on me and my girlfriend during the cowboy game i
am just letting you know that i will be at the eagles game in the same
seat in row 15 on sunday. this time step up and talk s**t to my face
insted of runnig out like a sad little bitch and sending security up to
escort me out. your little buddy told me that he knows you from a
giants internet website. i hope this is the right one and i hope i see
you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off.

Follow up comments...

CALL OUT... RING RING : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:41 AM

I : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:41 AM
guess I'll skip this game in fear for my life

wait a minute.... : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
I don't drink and I was not at the game and my shockey jersey is blue. My bad

Please save your tough guy act.... : cj : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
for the parking lot.

are you a cowboys fan? : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:42 AM

Details Please : thebregs : 12/14/06 9:47 AM
Why did
someone throw beer at you and your girlfriend? If you are a season
ticket holder please remember that a fight in the stands costs you your
rights as a future season ticket holder. Be careful

no i'm not a cowboysfan! : clydez : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
and
i'd be glad to take it to the parking lot. its not a toughguy act. if
some a$$hole asks you to sit down during a game as huge as that one and
then throws beer on you AND your date then he won't fight you like a
man and runs out in the third quarter and sends security up youd be
pi$$ed off too.

312 : teso56 : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
I am in section 312 every
game. Row 14. I dont remember this happening, but I do remember a
Cowboy fan getting thrown out of our row for being in the wrong seat. I
will be there Sunday as usual.

That was me! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I'll be there. Pack a lunch.

This guy just joined the site : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
definitely a cowgirl fan

What did you do to get a fellow Giants fan to throw beer on you? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
Or are you a Cowboys fan? Btw, really pussy move of the guy to throw
beer on you and then hide behind teh security guard, maybe it was
chopperhatch.

Oh. Wait. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I was home. My bad.

another internet tough guy : JonC : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
you idiots are entertaining, in some small and ridiculous way.

Andy, believe me...it wasnt chopper : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
chopper wouldnt have been afraid to get in the guy's face

Couldn't have been chopper. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
He drinks beer. Even at work. He throws fountain drinks.

lukes ... hehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:52 AM
that was funny, even if unintended. hehe ...

I thought it was a beer chopper threw at someone, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:54 AM
my bad.

Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 9:58 AM
was in the
two-hundreds for that game and he was too busy making play calls into
his inflatable motorola head-set. Besides, gidie would have
b!tch-slapped him if he pulled anything like that.

What does your girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:03 AM
Maybe the beer was intended only for her

teso56 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:05 AM
i highly doubt that
you were where you say and didnt see what happened. it wasn't a big
brawl there was some brief comotion. if the f@ggot shows up on sunday
you will remember what happened.

G-d, I love : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
losers.

clydez : Upstate J : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
I think you're going to scare them away!!

thebregs : clydez : 12/14/06 10:07 AM
what the f**$ is that suppose to mean?

clydez : JonC : 12/14/06 10:08 AM
If you're a Giants fan, then tell us why this other Giants fan dumped beer on you. What went down ?

Dude....relax bro : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
Is she a cowpuke fan?

ummm : Shaman : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
I'd let it go...you don't want to get thrown out of this game.

Just an idea but maybe you could : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
sit down & not block the guy's view. Then everyone will enjoy the
game, including your date, instead of getting into a fight & losing
your season tickets.

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:10 AM
i think he is saying your girl is a horseface

i told you : clydez : 12/14/06 10:12 AM
some guy in a red
shockey jersey asks me to sit down. i turned aroudn and laughed at him
because i thought he was joking. he asks again and i tell him to knock
it off i'm trying to watch the game. a few minutes later a beer lands
on me and my date. i turn around and this piece of s*** is laughing. i
start climbing up to nail the kid in his face and he takes off. ten
minutes later security asks me to leave.

Sounds like : JonC : 12/14/06 10:13 AM
you deserved it.

Or Maybe she is a : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:14 AM
Hottie??

you didnt answer the question : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
are you a Giants fan or not?

that : clydez : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
would be your opinion.
i'm a diehard fan and i stand up and yell when the other team has the
ball. throwing beer on someone is a pu$$y move.

People behind you are : JonC : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
trying to watch the game too, if they can't see around your fat ass what do you expect them to say ?

clydez : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
I hope you do kick
the idiot's ass, telling you to sit down, then throwing a beer at you
and running to security. How old was he?

sorry about that bro : MattHofstra : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
won't let it happen again

go back and read again jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
maybe you want to come see me in section 313 on sunday wiseass?

regardless of who is right or wrong : bxgiants4 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
it aint cool to toss beer on a lady. bottom line.

Jon : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
if he was more than 2
rows in front of the guy, than the guy who threw the beer would have
had no problem seeing over him .

I thought it : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
was 312.

SOUNDS LIKE : azeblade : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Yea if the guy
asked u twice sounds like this wasnt unprovoked and if he couldnt see
you need to not just ignore him ....

I thought it was 312 : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
.

clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Maybe you want to concentrate on watching the game.

Now, which is it 312 or 313?

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
the way you are
reacting to a simple jeering over the internet leads me to believe that
you did a lot more at the game then you say you did in order to get
thrown out.

Nobody has a right to throw beer on anybody! : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
Especially for not sitting down. I can just picture the guy, some wimpy lawyer type.

So let's get this right : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
"he asks again and i tell him to knock it off i'm trying to watch the
game." Did it occur to you that he was trying to watch the game also
WITHOUT having to stand up? Did you take that into consideration? Or
were you just trying to show how tough you are for your girl?
Be smart & stay home to watch the game this week so you don't get accidently thrown off the 3rd level.

312 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
i think. duh theyre not my season tickets. :)

psycho : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:20 AM
agreed, throwing a
beer at someone is low class regardless of what this guy did to
"deserve" it. Point is, after he had the beer thrown at him, he should
have been the one that went to get security.

Sounds : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
like NJBay and RayF are having a lovers quarrel.

jlukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
take me to the game Sunday and we ca go throw beer on this schmuch together. I'll take the girlfriend. Deal?

CT Phantom, exactly : JonC : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
it never occurred to clydez that someone else might be trying to watch the game too. Take a hike, clyde.

Beez, if I can get tickets : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
no luck yet

Great Clyde! : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:23 AM
See if you
can get into a big enough pissing contest to lose your friend's season
tickets. That should endear you to him.

you're girlfriend : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
was huge, i couldn't see around her huge arse. sorry man.

you guys : clydez : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
are wasting my
time. i didnt join here to have my actions validated. if you can't help
me i don't need to hear from you. this a$$hole throws beer on me and my
girlfriend who was wearing a pierce jersey not a cowboy jersey and i'm
suppose to run to security like some little weasel bitch. no thanks.

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:26 AM
Just get over it
dude, there are a lot of a-holes out there and even more cowards. Just
let it go, you'll live a longer life if you do. Take it from me, I'm a
reformed "I'm going to kill (fill in the blank) for (fill in the blank"

JonC : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:27 AM
You are an idiot if you
think standing up justifies throwing beer on someone then running like
a girl for security to protect you from your wussy actions. I bet you
are the wimpy-type, too, that sits on his ass all game, never played a
sport in your life, and leaves by the end of the third quarter to beat
the traffic. What a moron...

No, clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
a. sit down
b. grow up

clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're right. It made more sense to threaten the moron and get thrown out yourself. Wise choice.

Psycho : JonC : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're wrong on all counts, Boss, and if you need a CLUE here ... we're trying to rile the guy up.

i wouldn't kill this guy : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:29 AM
focus your energy on the dirty eagle fans that will be there instead. what kind of beer was it?

What really makes me mad about this whole story : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Is the way someone would waste a bear like that. I mean at $7.25 a pop
those things are like gold. That's not to mention the 20 minute lines
and the fact you can't get more in the second half. What is happening
to the world?

further : JonC : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
If you're a grown up
you don't hit another grown up over a beer tossed on you. You don't
lose your friend's season tickets because you're a hot headed idiot.

Now, who's the moron(s) here ?

bear=beer : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Maybe I should lay off the stuff

Joey's right. : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
The
guy is a first grade pussy, but it's not worth the aggravation. Too bad
you had to have the game ruined for you by some loser.

Pshyco : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:33 AM
2 wrongs don't
make a right. When you're in a public place a little consideration for
others makes a hell of a lot more sense than returning to the scene to
flame the fire.

I hate to ask logical questions, Clyde... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:34 AM
but how do you know it was the guy behind you who dumped the beer on you?

i'm sorry but : clydez : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
where i come
from throwing a drink on another man is pu$$y move and an open
invitation to pound the guy's face in. call me crazy. throwing a drink
on another man's woman is a deathwish.

JB : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
Why because he was laughing, of course.

Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
curious, how old are you? And where is this place "where you come from?"

hot head, are you 16 ? : JonC : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
Let us know what your friend says when you lose his season tickets, that should be fun !

oh it was him that did it : clydez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
and if it wasn't why did he run down the stairs and out of there so fast?

Uh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:37 AM
to get security?

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
If anyone throws a
beer on my wife this weekend, it will be their last moments on earth.
Here is some advice..next time that occurs, you don't rush up the
stands like a mad man and start yelling, that gives you away. You
calmly get up and leave and come back when he's not looking. You go to
his seat calmly and then you choke the sh-t out of him and tell him to
apologize or you'll break his neck.

Because... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you were chasing him?

i'm 28 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you want to know my sign too fruity?

JB : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:39 AM
Sounds like a game of duck duck goose to me that got out of hand.

Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
I believe I've already figured out your "sign."

you are probably : clydez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
right joey.

Only one person on this whole thread made any sense : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 10:47 AM
bigbluefan92

clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 10:53 AM
Throwing beer at someone is low class but were you the only one standing in your row or the rows around you?

i don't know : clydez : 12/14/06 11:03 AM
i'm sure there
were other people standing. i was busy trying to watch the game. the
a$$hole wasn't some old guy in a wheelchair. if he had problems seeing
the game he needs to stand up or buy better seats. it's not my problem.
i love my giants. i stand up and cheer the whole game. he could have
gone to security but he didn't. he threw his beer on me and my date.

Sorry Clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
You're not a
bigger fan than I ... and if you stood in front of me the ENTIRE game,
I'd have had a problem with it. For what it's wrth, I
stand-sit-stand-sit throughout games, but I don't constantly stand
because ... wait for it ... people behind me might want to sit and see
some of the game, too.

It appears that clydez' an inconsiderate SOB : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
like Beez.

you'd have a problem with it? : clydez : 12/14/06 11:08 AM
you would throw beer on me and my girlfriend? would you then run to
security after i break your jaw? you'd have a problem with it. pfft.

Yeayh, that was me BIG fella and, oh, : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:10 AM
By the way, your girlfriend says to say, "Hi". She's calling from my bedroom...

. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
Tough guys over the internet are the best.

I wouldn't throw a beer. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
After asking twice, I'd tell the asshole in front of me to sit down.

I'm only inconsiderate to Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:12 AM
And yes, I'd have had a problem with it. No, I wouldn't have gotten
security. I'd have asked you - politely, the first few times - if you
and your girlfriend could sit down during "down times" because you were
blocking my view. Would you have taken a punch at me then?

You're right Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:14 AM
After
repeatedly being asked to sit down he should not have thrown beer at
you. He should have called security & had your inconsiderate ass
thrown out of the stadium. You get tix from a season tix holder &
you have the balls to tell this guy he should have "better" seats. You
my friend are a clown.

Throwing a beer at a dude and his girl : JonC : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
isn't cool, it's wrong and then running to security is a p**sy move on top of it.

But, as it's been plainly pointed out here, hitting the guy and
losing your friend's season tickets isn't the right reaction either.
Steaming about it on an internet message board days later, where you're
not a member and you're blindly attempting to track down one dude out
of 80,000+ people is asinine.

beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
if you asked me
politely to sit down and i informed you that that is not how i choose
to watch the game and then you asked me again, i'd ignore you. if you
tapped me on the shoulder and asked again, i wouldn't punch you, i'd
probably hit you across the face with my forearm for annoying me and
not keeping your hands toyourself.

Then, clydez, the moron, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:20 AM
gets tossed from the stadium, arrested for assault and loses his friend's season tickets. BRILLIANT!!

Couple points to make about the idiot that threw the beer : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:21 AM
1. If you go to a football game, you have to expect people to stand up.
Watch the game from home if you feel like sitting on your a$$ the whole
time. 2. If you are sitting up in the bleeders, don't piss and moan
when you can't see the field. If you want a good view of the action,
get better seats. 3. Man Law: Don't waste a perfectly good beer by
throwing it at someone.

I probably should have : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:22 AM
formatted that better.

clyde, I wouldn't lay a hand on you. I'd give you about 3 tries : Beez : 12/14/06 11:23 AM
with the "polite" approach, at which time I'd rely on my peers, who
would give you an unmerciful verbal beating, undoubtedly embarassing
your girl into begging you to sit down. If that didn't work, then I'm
sure some dumb ass in the area would eventually throw beer on you,
although it wouldn't be me ... and I'd take great pleasure in
eventually watching you removed by security, opening up my view.

Lopes, there's no question : Beez : 12/14/06 11:25 AM
about the fact that people stand up during a football game. But if
you're a reasonable human being, you know that at some point, people
will sit, and you with them. Happens at football games, baseball games
... you name it.

Unbelievable. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
.

By the way, clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
You'd
throw a forearm at me from a row in FRONT of me? hehe ... you've never
been in (or apparently seen) a hockey fight ... have you?

i sit between quarters : clydez : 12/14/06 11:29 AM
and
during timeouts. but when the game is going on i stand. and on sunday
when my giants beat the eagles i'll be standing the whole time. if some
f@ggot behind me has a problem with that he can move seats or shut the
f*** up and deal with it.

so when 100% of the section : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
is sitting and you are the only person in the entire section standing
and people are mad at you, you're saying they are at fault and being
the jerks because its your giants and you want to stand? Yeah, that
makes sense.

. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
Standing on offense is the best! I love those 1st and 10 plays from our 35.

i'm kind of tall beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
don't worry if i need to i can grab you by neck and bring your head down where it won't be a problem.

clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
You don't get it dude.
You can count on both hands the number of people who stand the ENTIRE
game. It never occurred to you to sit down when thousands of people
around you are? But hey, go ahead and beat up the guy and then have to
deal with assualt charges and what that brings.

clyde ... I wish you the best. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
And if you can't have that, I wish you exactly what you have coming to you.

You stand the whole game? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
That's just being a jackass. Still, that doesn't give the guy a right to drop a beer on your date.

Yes clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
yes ... you could beat me to a bloody pulp. There ya go.

MMMMMM : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
Now you admit to being tall. I think you should quit while your ahead.

What a humongous : JonC : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
friggin' gaping a-hole ... now I wish I was sitting in 312. Watching internet tough guys cry like a child is humorous.

I would love for : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
a 6'8" 300+
pounder to be in the seat infront of Clydez and stand all game. I'm
sure he would love that. Especailly when his girlfriend can't see a
thing the whole game.

You're "kinda tall". : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
That's great. Then you can be a pain in the ass to a lot of people.

Jon, I only wish a little harder : Beez : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
that you and I were sitting there together.

This... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
is getting good!

Don't worry Clyde 75,000 can't be right. : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
When they build the new stadium you can get season tix for the "A-holes only" section because you certainly qualify.

i can't : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
remember the last time i hit the refresh button in my browser so many times!

you guys are f***n unreal : clydez : 12/14/06 11:39 AM
somebody douses your girlfriend with a beer and then runs away and
tries to have you removed from the stadium when all you are doing is
cheering for your team and you would just think thats ok?

No, clydez. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
We've
all said throwing the beer was wrong. What you can't get through your
thick skull is "standing the whole time is also wrong."

No idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
tossing a beer on someone and getting them tossed out ISN'T OK.

But, YOUR SOLUTION is just as WRONG. Get it yet, Einstein ?

chopperhatch : gidiefor : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
Is that the guy we threw beer on?

"Unreal" : Beez : 12/14/06 11:42 AM
is appropriate for this situation.

He'll only be blocking 1 line of sight : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:43 AM
His girlfriend decided to stay with me in LA for the weekend...

Peter in Atlanta : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
You've got this guy pegged. "Inconsiderate SOB". Good to see you back, BTW, in spite of our conflicts.

BTW, my site is finally done. Just launched. With you away I had
nobody to chastize me on it so it waited until December. Original
placeholder said "coming in June". LOL!

wow : Shaman : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
Does your girlfriend know what an A hole you are? Standing on offense and blocking people's view? Classy dude.

Oh and if his girlfriend is tall and leggy : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:47 AM
the guy behind him could have always asked her to "Spread your legs so I can see the game."

sit down on your sofas : clydez : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
and
watch the game in front of a big tv. the game is for those of us that
get into it. the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys
at home if more fans were like me. you old f@ggots can't handle
standing up and cheering for your team then take your geritol and stay
home.

I call : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
'dupe'. NO one is this stupid.

Titans game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:49 AM
was on the road. Man are you a big fan!

i meant : clydez : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
the bears.

Berrylish : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
Scary thought if he's not kidding though huh?

what an idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
LMAO

CT : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:51 AM
agreed.

I kinda felt bad for the guy until he said he'd be standing : Stu : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
for the whole game. You are the inconsiderate jerk and probably
deserved what you got. i'm sure peole were nice about it at first
asking you to sit down. you become a defiant ass-wipe and that's what
you get. You lose!

Tough game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
to mix up.
One game was one of the worst collapses in franchise history, the other
was a game on Sunday night for number 1 in the conference at the time.
They are eerily similar.

Clydez, you have some.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 11:54 AM
serious issues my friend. When you haven't gotten over this a long time
after the fact, are still planning revenge, are joining a website to
aid in your revenge plan, are proclaiming to a bunch of strangers that
you're going to get revenge, then you have some mental problem and
probably need professional help. Now go ahead and threaten to beat me
up too. Sad.

Stu : RinR : 12/14/06 11:55 AM
I'm sure people were nice
about it for nearly 3 quarters of the game. Then some other idiot as
bad as clydez throws a beer. They should get seats together in last row
of 312.

If more Giants fans had stood : bob in tx : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
at Giants stadium during the Titans game, the Giants would have won. I agree.

If you do end up hitting a guy at the Eagles game : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
and he does read BBI he'll be able to print this whole thread out when
he presses charges on you. You really didn't think this out to well did
you?

Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
the way you thought
something was amiss on the Moon thread, I had a suspicion early on
here, too. After all, how can someone actually write this and be taking
themselves seriously: "the giants would not have lost to the titans and
cowboys at home if more fans were like me." I think he went a little
too far there to be "real."

holy sh_t : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
"the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me"

RinR : Stu : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Not even. Watch the damn game at home.

26 : Beez : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Outta my head!

I've never gotten out of the lot as fast : Stu : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
as when the Titans game ended!

BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
if they were all like you, would they be too drunk to watch the game ? ;)

If the guy threw a beer : Section331 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
he deserves to get his ass kicked. I mean, they're like $7 bucks a pop, right?

Now bob : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
Is making the
point that we are all missing. If we all stood up during all the games
and NEVER sat down, they would have beaten Dallas, Chicago,
Indianapolis, Seattle, Jacksonville and the Titans.

Yeah - why do stadiums have seats anyway? : Stu : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
.

now those are fighting words Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
I was holy sh_tting clydez comment, not referring to myself (and for
the record, i'm a damn good fan, i know when to sit, and when to stand
:o)

Stu... : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:04 PM
they're for the old guys.... DUH!

not to derail this thread.... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:05 PM
but I told my 6 yr old daughter last Sunday to stop crossing in front
of the television when Carolina had the ball. I wasn't standing but is
was annoying. Guess what? She actually thought I was kidding.Then, she
got my wife to come upstairs so they could wrap presnts and I told them
both to stop making so much noise when the Giants had the ball. My wife
slapped me in the face and I had a tuna sandwich for dinner.I can't
wait to see what happens when they bother me this Sunday.

Point of order ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
for the
Seattle, Tennessee and Jax games, how would we have known the rest of
us were REALLY all standing? I mean, who would be in charge of
verification?

It'd : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
have been the honor system.

bob : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Would you actually throw a perfectly good beer in your own home? Come on. Think about it.

BBI? : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Honor system?

BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
oh so now YOU wanna fight ME !! Come get some !!

Yeah : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I know.... I laughed too. It was hard to type.

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I threw a beer at my mother
for walking in front of the screen. My wife threw me out of the house
and I missed the 4th quarter of the Panthers game.

thats why we lose! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
because people watching the game from home are sitting in their
couches. REAL giant fans need to remove all couches/chairs from the TV
room on game day!

Typing THAT made me smile. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
And Jon ... careful. She's "kinda tall," like clyde.

Wait until Sunday Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
Joey can be our ref...

i can't wait to visit : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
sec 312 this week. My only question is when will most of the Clydez action be taking place?

This thread has been : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
a great way to waste time while trying to study for finals!

Stu: did it happen when : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
the Giants had the ball?

BB26 is like 6'1 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
or 5'13

ballz ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
soon as you yell "where is clydez from BBI?"

Mitty81 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
if I catch you sitting on Sunday, i will throw a metal can of peanuts at your nose!!!

Mitty, shut up and sit down. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
Back to the books! Or else!

How'd I miss : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
this gem?

Just think : Bavaro : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
If everyone stood
for the whole game it would make the announcers job a little easier
since he won't have to tell everyone to stand for the national anthem.

beez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
something tells me i will know exactly who Clydz is when i get to row 15.

JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
I dare you. Too bad you won't be able to hit me since I'll be blocked by the big-headed fellow that sits next to me!

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
Yes. She was screaming so
loud I couldn't hear myself think. I asked again and again if she would
please keep it down and move, but she ignorned me. What choice did I
really have?

Well ... look for the guy : Beez : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
who
is "kinda tall," standing, 28, fugly girlfriend looking all
embarrassed, but with a sort of "I gave up a long time ago" look about
her. You'll find him.

BB'26 : gidiefor : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
Standing and sitting
- it's kinda like knowing when to hold and when to fold - Listen
Chopper and I had the exact right mix at the Cowboy game -- the old
folks even joined us in the spirit of it -- our section was ROCKIN BABY
-- and Berrylish and I are going to be in row 1 of our section this
week -- should be interesting

we should probably go to : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:14 PM
CiP's house to watch the game in peace and quiet.

Mitty : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
I'll tell that Jet fan to duck!

gidie : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
its a god given talent, or maybe just freakin' common sense. :o)

JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
Fine, but you'll also have to get past that bald guy!

Let's : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
hope Berrylish has her voice back. :)

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:17 PM
Good idea.

This is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
definately the thread of the year!! Clyde = 4.28 Tim Carter??

don't be dicks : clydez : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
i meant to
type bears but typed titans. sue me a$$holes. i'm sorry that you think
i was wrong. i was into the game and cheering for my team. i was not
the only one standing for thegame. everytime i go to a game i stand up
and cheer for my team. i have never had this kind of problem before.
sorry if you think its ok to let some jerkoff pour beer on your woman.
i don't let that kind of thing happen. whatever.

clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
grow up. Your girlfriend got dosed w/ beer because she was sitting next to "that guy".

so lets post on a website : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
and hopefully try to call out one of the thousands of Giants fans at
the game every week... You should have laid off your tough guy pills
this morning big guy...and I am jealous of this guy who threw beer on
you, I wish I could take credit for it...

LOL, Gene. : Crispino : 12/14/06 12:23 PM
Prepare to be added to Clyde's list.

Clydez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
was she actually your girlfriend? or some hook you paid to hang with you for the afternoon and that's why your pissed

Hopefully clydez can sustain this momentum : Stu : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
and not fizzle out like so many other promising BBI prospects have.

Good point Stu, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 12:25 PM
what ever happened to TheJake?

Gene, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
Exactly.

clydez, the only reason she got hit with beer is she was standing
next to you. She was collateral damage. YOU were the target because YOU
were being inconsiderate.

After bob disemboweled him, he disappeared. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
.

I am just waiting to be challenged to a fight : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:29 PM
in his section like what he said to jlukes..that was the best post on this magical thread

. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:29 PM

TT, the funniest thing about that : Beez : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
is that someone would actually taunt jlukes. He's possibly the nicest
person on the face of the planet. Hard to describe correctly the level
of toolishness it takes to want to brawl with The Lukes.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
I have never met lukes, but I am willing to bet he could take this 10 year old....

Stealing is a major trait of nice people. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
That's why I'm not nice.

TT, lukes wouldn't get the opportunity. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
I suspect about 7 other BBIers would step in front to pummel this jamoke before the first glove was thrown down.

Quite : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:35 PM
frankly, I'm
surprised that the original poster of this thread speaks in regular-ish
english. I'm surprised it isn't broken english.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:36 PM
I would love to see
that happen...we should invite him to our tailgate so he can fight all
of BBI.. I mean as long as we throw beer at his gf, he is guarenteed to
break jaws...sign me up!

damn i miss all the good threads! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:39 PM
.

clydez - Here's an idea for an early Christmas gift for your lady. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:40 PM

Stu : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhaha

TT, forget the tailgates. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
Get him a room at Albany. At practice he can stand at the bottom of the hill and not block anybody. He'll be all set.

Another gift item. Maybe slap a Giants sticker on the side. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:41 PM

Pictures : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
Stu: Funny and appropriate

Beez: Not so much.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
hey thats fine with me, I go every year, he can room with me at the ole Best Western..

You forgot: : Beez : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
inconsiderate.

bigblueTT : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:45 PM
do you think he needs a bed? or does he sleep standing up?

neither : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
predators never sleep

I forgot several others. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
Lame, jensen, needy, etc.

Only the surface, Pete. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:48 PM
Only the surface.

No. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:49 PM
They're lame--through and through.

You're not gonna make me cry, Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:51 PM
I just won't do it!

Not my intent. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
My intent is to get you to post a link or at least something remotely funny. High volume doesn't equal funny.

Peter in Atlanta : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
=BBI's Barbara Walters.?

Here comes the cavalry. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:56 PM

HI : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:57 PM
Peter!

Peter... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
The sammich cavalry?

Well, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
part of it.

hi Pete! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
.

Jints - : Stu : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
It took you a whole minute!! You OK?

yep Stu : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
little busy today :)

I AM SPARTACUS !!! : CardinalX : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
.

OK - Cool. : Stu : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
Was just concerned.

that's funny : clydez : 12/14/06 1:08 PM
sure i'll just
bring an umbrella to the game. i tried to post on giants.com and i
can't even post anything. are there any other giants forums?

clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:14 PM
try this
Giant forums (new window)

maybe this one : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:15 PM
..
this gives you a better explanation (new window)

the other : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:16 PM
forums can't wait for this slice of brilliance...

Well, well, well... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:17 PM
this is my kinda thread! Yeah Andy, get it right! If you ever see me
waste an ounce of beer, please stab me in the eye with a lobster claw.
I woulda rushed the guy even if the beer wasn't thrown at me.

Berry, well then isn't it funny that gidie was the one who almost
beat up a 70 year old? I think he woulda snuck up behind the guy and
shivved him while I was going apeshit on him.

clydez, now you're picking a fight with anybody who says you're an
ass for getting kicked out of the game? Sounds to me like you got
clowned for a whole half a pound and this guy outsmarted you. If your
story was true, other fans would have realized the guy lied and stuck
up for you when security came up. Just shut up.

thanks bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 1:18 PM
here's one for you tulip.
link : clydez : 12/14/06 1:20 PM
link
Somebody missed Linking 101.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:22 PM
I don't even know what to call that post. Oh I know! "Worthless".

Here's a pic of clydez for those in sec 312 : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:22 PM

chopperhatch : clydez : 12/14/06 1:26 PM
who the f*** are
you? you think i give a sh** what you think? will you be at the game
sunday? if so maybe you can stop by and show me how to act.

"you got clowned for a whole half a pound " : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:27 PM
man, I'm getting old

Yeah, I'll be there, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:29 PM
but in section 125. Good thing too, this way I don't have to "hide"
from you. Dude, you don't know me at all. But if you did, you wouldn't
mouth off so much.

Seriously, I hope your girlfriend gets crabs from that guy that
she's inevitably banging on the side and gives those little bastards to
you.

By the way, how's this thread working out for you?

Chop : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
I am in 125 also...clyde you can kill 2 birds with one stone...come to 125 for a good time ;)

YAJ, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
are you 28?

TT, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
I don't want circus boy infecting our section

TT..you sitting in : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
125 this weekend?

DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:32 PM
waiting for you to pop in..yeah I think so...

I love BBI so much.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
...

Pete Pete Pete ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
I like
posting pictures and don't think the ones I post are "offensive." That
you hate that I post them ... well, I'd say it makes it more fun, but
... it doesn't really affect it one way or another. Your insults are
just part-and-parcel. And for the record, I never really understood
what the whole "sammich" thing was, nor do I have a cavalry. But the
best news ... you're much more yourself. And that's a good thing.

ahhh no s*it : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
ill be in 124

wait a minute : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:34 PM
are you that fat guy who always has his shirt off?

Chop/Jeremy : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
what row? I am 125 row 24 6-9

been reading this : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
thread all morning and laughing my ass off on what a doosh this clyde guy is...

Yeah i know : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
I got home from Po and couldnt put the computer down, this thread is top 3 of all time

what are : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
the other top 2?

Jeez, I don't know how I missed this beauty. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
The beer?

Yeah, that was me doucheface and I'll gladly meet you anywhere you want, you short-stack packing neanderthal.

I'm pretty sure your girlfriend was sporting nuts. Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer.

Gotta love Pete in the ATL as well. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
It just doesn't get better than a posting style that mainly consists of bitching about others posting style..

Yadda Yadda Yadda Sammiches..

.. : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
some of 4.28 Tim
Carters are right up there...hmmm, havent been on BBI that long so the
old timers would probably disagree with my top 3 list..but I think some
of them would agree..

I wish I'd have predicted it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
because I knew that when chopper popped in for a visit, there'd be a face-off.

By the way, clyde ... the mouthing off to chopper? That's my turf.

BWAAHAHAHAHA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
"Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer."

But mostly, I just love Shep..

Davis, now YOU don't get it. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
I don't have a "posting style." Pete's trying to school me.

124/23/1-4 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
.

this thread has to go to the BBI Hall of Fame : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
.

this is a pretty darn good thread : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
It is Real!

125 : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
row 34 seat 30

chop : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
I can still remember being 28

if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
want to mouth
off to me that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it
really doesn't matter. but it is classless some of the things you are
saying about mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you
are all talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip
your jugular out of your pewny necks.

sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

this is like a good : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
cartoon! Pewny necks!!!!!

DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
call me when you get a chance Re: tailgating on Sunday

clyde is back!

HEY CLYDE : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:45 PM
SIT DOWN

. : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:46 PM

wow i feel like this is the howard stern show : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
someone with a huge ego who thinks he more important than he really is!

. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:46 PM

I couldn't spell pewny.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
so you got that goin for ya...which is nice.

clydez : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
you do sound a bit like RAZE's chamber maids - do you like public whippings?

Davisian, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
Who used the term sammich? Was it me? Perhaps you should try again.

That was me... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 1:48 PM
I'm guilty.

You're girlfriend's : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
mouth feels good.

Peter vs. Davisian. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
Pete has the crotchety thing in his corner. I imagine Davis is wily. Could be interesting.

Nah, it wasn't you Peter.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
It was more of a generalized "yadda"..

But enough about us, I'm really lovin' clydez here..

So wait... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
if I do decide to come scrap you, and I win, do I get to make fun of your gf all I want?

Dude, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
I'll introduce your ugly-man-dressed-as-a-woman-lovin' ass to the ground. Quick-like.

Not even kiddin'.


This threa needs more filthy.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Hey Clydez

chop ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
you GET the girlfriend (and her new umbrella).

shep ... careful. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Remember, the hair is part of the uniform.

seriously notevenjokin. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
..

I don't want that : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
hosebeast! Blech, I wouldn't fuck her with clydez dick.

my gf's mouth feels good? : clydez : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
pick a f****n lot toughguy. i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag
your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down
your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your
carcass.

and if clydez smart.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
neither would he.

shep's from Canada clydezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
so you have nothing to worry about...they're French.

That was kinda Hawt.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
Do you guys swing?

clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
You're going to look awfully stupid trying to pick up all your teeth with broken fingers.

Sit down and shut up son.

clydez, : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
please stay forever!

Clydez, do you watch a lot of cartoons? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
I don't think what you are threatening me with is even imaginable.

Careful chop, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
he might drop an anvil on your head.

So Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
girl is actually a dude?

don't worry about that chickenboy : clydez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
are you going to pick a lot?

This is more fun than ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
well, trying to piss off chopper.

He's got an opne business account with ACME : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
So you know he's got all the hardware to make that sh¬!t happen.

chicken boy?? : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
How do you know about chop?

clydez vs chop? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:57 PM

PICK-A-LOT! : Beez : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!

okay clydez....hmmmmmm, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
how about...nope...ummmmmmmm....I got it! Lot 10. Do I win?

All I hear is how tough chopperhatch is, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
I want proof once and for all. chopper, pick a lot and time. Berrylish, you bring the video camera.

Hahahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:59 PM
and with "chicken-boy" this yahoo gives himself away as a regular.

... : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:00 PM

I pick Lot 7A : LarmerTJR : 12/14/06 2:00 PM
I will be waiting for you @ 1:15 PM. -TR

Andy ... uh, you hear it from chopper! : Beez : 12/14/06 2:01 PM

His girlfriend will be watching from my house : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
So this better be good!

clydz : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
just make sure you aren't wearing a met hat, or you will get more liquid thrown on you by chop.

I'll be in 18, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:05 PM
wearing an LT jersey and sunglasses.

before bets are made... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:07 PM
clydez & chop, give us the tale of the tape.

ok f@ggot : clydez : 12/14/06 2:08 PM
i'll shove the sunglasses down your throat before i strangle you with the lt jersey. i'll see you in lot 18.

bob, we already know chopper is the goat, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
but we certainly do need some info on clydez before we can place bets.

sweet! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
someone please bring a video camera!

time? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
?

WTF? : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Who is this clyde character?

sweet... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
I was looking for an excuse to buy new sunglasses.

Who wants to bet with me : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
that clyde doesnt show?

Berry nailed it : gidiefor : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Dupe!

Dude : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Don't desecrate an LT Jersey.

Have your monkey woman hold the jerseys.

Bill B: I'd guess Ben, : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
but then the fight would be off.

6'5" 265 lbs. : clydez : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
white osi jersey on sunday. i have a long full beard. i'm reall easy to spot.

Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
1. True.
or 2. True, but reveals himself to be a dupe having a lot of fun with this.

Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.

chopper ... long full beard ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
reminder: the hair is part of the uniform.

Pffft. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
Chop's a cakewalk. You wanna a real challenge? Head over to lot 12. Look for people in line holding disposable cameras.

clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
bob aksed about your size. You should really leave your woman out of this!

Filthy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
You know I don't like to brag..

clydez: what's your : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
40 time?

An idiot ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
AND a fat-ass.

Sorry ... but there is NO WAY someone is so ... what was that term
schnitzie said you were, chopper ... uh, self-unaware (?) ... that at
6-5, 265 they would actually stand there being that huge of a dickbag
and NOT EXPECT someone to throw beer on him.

Dupe. Confirmed.

how come no one : one slayed : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
ever says 5'6", 140 lbs?

because : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
we dont live in Portugal.

40 time? : clydez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
why? i don't run. ask some of these other cackling bitches.

Gene's neighbor : Beez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
is 5-6 140.

Clearly, you don't run. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
265 ... dude, have a salad!

Does clyde have any : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
intention to watch the game? or either fight in the parking lot before
the game and get arrested by state troopers, or go into his section
hoping to find the guy from last week, fight him and get kicked out by
security to later be arrested by the state troopers.

I just remembered : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
Isn;t the only guiy in ZZ Top without the Beard, named Frank Beard?

That's just good stuff to mull over while you're waiting for the main event.

Me VS "Old guy with Walker" just doesn't hold the crowd anymore. I
was becoming the Washington Generals, and NOT on purpose!

Doesn't look 265 to me. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:17 PM

Beez : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
140? Not even close...I would be shocked if she cracked 100.

okay... here it is... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
White Osi v. Chicken-chop. Lot 18. Time_____?

Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
1. Gonna beat up chopper.
then 2. gonna beat up the guy in the red Shockey jersey.

Beyond that, no plans.

I'd like to request shuffle times, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
vertical jump distance, a body fat index, and I'd also like to know
aside from drool, what did this waste of skin get on his Wonderlic?

I'm an 115lb weakling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 2:18 PM
check my profile..I'll gladly drive up to Nj to see clyudez kick chopper's ass..

I cant see him : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:19 PM
taking
the risk of getting kicked out. He's such a big fan. He needs to set an
example for the rest us fans there so the Giants can win

. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:19 PM

Brandon, he may show up in Tennessee. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
He didn't seem sure about which game(s) he was at, earlier.

self-awareness and common sense : JonC : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
evade many adults their entire lifetime ...

This is a great line - LMAO : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper
and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll
whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

This thread rocks!! : Stu : 12/14/06 2:22 PM
First off,
I'd like to thank the beer throwing idiot in Section 312 for making
this all possible. without him, none of this could have happened. I'd
also like to thank clydez for bringing this to everyone's attention.
Kudos to you clydez, my new favorite poster!! While I cannot thank
everyone individually, I'd like to first mention chopperhatch for
coming in and actually being a voice of reason. Thanks Chop. Peter in
Atlanta - don't ever change, my friend. Beez - Love the effort thread
in and thread out. Jints in Carolina - what can I say? You are as
predictable as the the next day will end in a Y. Stan in LA - you...
have a gift! In closing I'd also like to thank Eric and Strike Eagle
for also making this a reality. Good night, and God bless you all!!!

Well, then you should beat the crap outta me shouldn't you... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
but you know what the problem is with big ass dudes like yourself? You
think that's going to get you out of trouble all the time because
you're bigger than everyone else. But one day you pick a fight with
someone who is of much more normal stature, has a background in martial
arts that you don't know about, can take a hit, and has one of the most
ungodly tempers you have ever seen, and then you realize just how small
you really are. If you want to fight me, fine. I tusseled with a guy
close to your size before.

Bill B, this line is the tip to who clydez really is : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
"drag your face from my bumper "... it must be that Rich from Houston guy who drags the stuffed eagle behind his car

... ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:24 PM
background in martial arts that you don't know about

HASSAAAAN : JonC : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
CHOP !!!!

yeah all that gibberish aside : clydez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
are you gonna be there f@ggot?

"I tusseled with a guy close to your size before." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
Folks ... just, don't. OK?

Rich doesn't use his car. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
Rich is a true tough-guy and a hero to many.

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
That pic way above was a good call.

Yea I figured I'd catch hell for unveiling that little beauty... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Thanks Jon.

clyde, I'll be there most of the day, but intermittently roaming to meet up with friends.

chopper ... a request ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
could you not say "tusseled?" Maybe "scrapped" or something like that. "Tusseled" sounds ... like dancing.

I tussel all the time. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
.

I'm so glad : RinR : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Al Gore invented the internet.

See? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
.

Well if Beez says no, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
then I guess I haven't

hehe ... there's the "out." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
"Intermittently roaming."

COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!

I am so gonna tussel with chop at camp. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.

chop, you guess you haven't what? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
the guy probably threw the beer at your girl because with you, thats the only way she can get wet

chop, being banged up the caboose : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
by your prison-mate isn't really "tussling".

Have you ever tusseled with teh Filthy in the pale-moon light? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
.

OK. So jlukes : Beez : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
might not be "the nicest" person, after all.

Daaaayyyyuuummm!!! : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
jlukes with the roundhouse!

Honestly : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
I think Randy and Chopp need to get it on....Beez?

GET TO THE : JonC : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
CHOPPPPAAHHH !! DO IT KILL ME I'M HEEEAAAAh, DO IT NOW !!

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
so I'm supposed to axe all my plans for Sunday because this goon wants to fight me? And I'm the dumb one?

Gene ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I've been trying to agitate those waters for months, to no avail.

that might have been a bit harsh : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
but i just got back from lunch and had to make up for lost time.

Gene, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I couldn't agree more.

chopper ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:33 PM
excellent usage of "axe."

It's the least you can do, lukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
chopper kinda stepped in. I think the guy originally wanted to kick your ass.

And chopper ... come on ... set a time! Roam later!

There's one buffoon : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
on
this site who either wants to fight everyone else, or everyone else
wants to beat down, just to get him to stop talking/posting. Why is
that?

I'll tell you who I'd fight..... Lippy. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:34 PM

this is just awesome : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
.

SIT DOWN : Beez : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
RANDY!

I don't understand that : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
for the life of me...

The sit down Randy thing? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
Or how Gene wants you and chopper to fight thing?

Looks to me like the whole section was upset. : Stu : 12/14/06 2:39 PM

So clydez will be in lot 17 all day : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
and chopper will say we just missed him because he was 'roaming'. That sound about right?

Could you imagine what the GF : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
of a 6'5" 265 lb bearded guy looks like?

Stu : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:43 PM
I didn't realize Zapruder was filming from section 312 during the Cowboy game

This? : Stu : 12/14/06 2:44 PM

Yeah, EVERYBODY wants to beat : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:45 PM
me up. You're such a waste...I'll gladly welcome any opportunity for you to try and hit me bitch.

Beez, are you serious? Or are you ephing with me? 6'5 265 spells "can't move for shit" to me.

Did I take the bait again? Ugh!

That's : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:47 PM
"hit me, bitch"

You're welcome.

No Randy, that's his Irish accent : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:48 PM
He's saying you can feel free to try and hit hit bitch.

awwwww frig : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
hit his bitch

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
You need to go
find your sensai and tell him you are not using your might for right!
Did you train w/the Kobra Kai, that would explain your wanton disregard
for Eastern Philosophy.

Chop if you fight this guy, I will be yelling..."PUT HIM IN A BODY BODY BAG!!!"

C'mon Randy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
Ya' gotta' be rootin' for chop here. You just gotta'...

Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
where's your money?

What's the beef with chopp? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
.

Over 3000 hits. I think this just : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
passed our thread on our 1st round draft choice last year.

Filth ... you mean ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
WHERE'S the beed with chopp?

Always bet on Chopper.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Unless the opponent is shards of glass.

beed ... beef ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
... beard ... whatever.

Or 6-5. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
.

Filthinator : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Chop hates Randy, Randy hates Chop. Really pretty simple.

chopp said clydez girfriend's mouth : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
felt nice.

Andy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
it doesn't?

Joey, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
that is the info I'm trying to find out. Why the mutual hate?

that's it, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
I'm not typing anymore.

Nah Beez : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Height ain't no
thang.. the 265 might be something, but I'm pretty sure that suggests a
slowness. otherwise he'd be a pro.. Somethin'..

Filth : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Randy is jealous of chopper's name and chopper is jealous of Randy's enormous ball sack.

JOEY.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:55 PM
That's his enormous Balzac.. It is a nice painting..

i misunderstood chop at first : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
but hes a good guy

I find this interesting : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
"your
little buddy told me that he knows you from a giants internet
website"......some buddy! No fight needed...we don't need people
missing the game over some spilled beer.

Where's Clyzed? : Bavaro : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
Did he run away?

. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:57 PM

I didnt say i knew him from a Giants fansite : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
i said "your girlfriend has a Giant backside"

Bavaro, can't you read? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:58 PM
clydez doesn't run.

And the thing with chopper and Randy has something to do with a cousin ... but I wasn't there, so I couldn't say.

lol : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How'd you like to be the
poor ba$tard who actually owns the season tickets! Just of a matter of
time before he loses those.

Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.

Shaman, good catch can't believe he's still with us : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:59 PM

HA HA HA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
A lady I work with just brought me a gift of two giant bags of Twizzlers.

I said "Thanks, but you're a little late!" She said "For what?"

Chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Watch out for the
hide sh1t in the beard trick. He could put itching powder in there and
ask you to slug him,then you get a fist full of burly hairs and itching
powder. Hands itchy, day ruined.

yeah, like : JonC : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Mr Fuji and Saito used to pull that trick on the Strongbow brothers !

I'm about to fly to Jersey and team up the the chawper. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
Gonna teabag the beard off this mother trucker!

Tauro Tanaka & Mr. Fugi were the best, Jerry! The best!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
.

I once threw Ice and Mr. Fuji & Tiger Chung Lee : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:03 PM
They almost went all Clydez on me..

"6'5" 265 lbs. " Is that all you got? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:05 PM
My wang is bigger than that.

Filthy : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:07 PM
Please refrain from posting your gay robot porn.

Translating for Stan.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
He meant 6.5" but in all fairness, it feels much larger when Mr. Wang is inside him.

OK, this thread is hitting a lull... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Can we pick up the pace a bit?

Jon : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Chopper could pull a Kabuki and spit green crap at him!

dang : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
I just checked the seating....312 is going to be behind me....I was hoping to watch the whole thing while standing.

Joey : JonC : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
The Great Muta !

did someone say : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
Gay Robot?
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See how good I am at diffusing these things? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
By the way, I am due for a HUGE rep boost if I kick this guy's ass right? Or do I still get chumped daily?

Tajiri... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
as well...

chumped ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
with love.

sigh : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
clydez wimped out.....Its been half an hour since he posted. THat was fun.

If you take him down chop : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
I'll get Randy to lick your balzac..

Only if he's really : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
6-5, 265.

School bell rang : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
he had to go home.

hoLY CRAP : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
I take a nap and this thread throws up. Chopper would win this fight, by the way. Hands downs.

I'm going to 2nd Beez's "chumped with love". : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
Hard to gain "rep" points by fighting someone because of a post on an internet forum.

Maybe his mom is doing laundry and he can use her computer : Stu : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
.

Shut up Beez and Shep : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:14 PM
It would so ROCK.

I agree that it would rock. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
But chopper'd probably still get chumped.

i'm still here : clydez : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
and jlukes can join the fun if you don't mind me snapping him in half first and beating you with whats left of him.

Which half? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
?

Answer the question???? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
How many playtes of hayte?

I am going to the game : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:17 PM
because when chopper beats the sh!t out of you i will be skull fu*king your gf...dont forget to bring her

jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:18 PM
Answer the man, do you want chopper stains on your shirt or not?

you guys are all class : clydez : 12/14/06 3:20 PM
i come
here looking for the piece of s*** that dumps a beer on my gf and all
you f@ggots gang up on me? you know where i'll be. keep talking s***. i
don't give a f***. i will kill you and light what's left on fire.

Check out the ZZ Top eclipse : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
Talkin' about class..

Congradulations : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
you just earned a nomination for the annual Trent award.

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:22 PM
She was asking for it, I gave it to her.

I figured having a face like a frog, she'd appreciate the hops.

"i will kill you and light what's left on fire" : JonC : 12/14/06 3:23 PM
Is that from a Twisted Sister song ???

clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:24 PM
at this point, I wish I was the one who dumped the beer on you and your ugly skank gf

. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:25 PM

Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Which row are your soon to be ex-friends seats in so I can watch you get tossed out of the stadium?

We're not gonna : JonC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
take it ! NO, we ain't gonna take it !

I got 10 buck on clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
chopper is a pu$$y!

Jon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Dokken, I believe.

Ha : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:27 PM
John I think I already posted his pic above

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
I'm in the 300s,
not sure what section, I'll have to look. I can totally give you some
tips on exacting revenge on beer tossers. Idea #1, cover yourselves in
scotch guard! Imagine the look when the tosses the beer and it beads
and rolls right off

Who throws Scotch? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
?

What a : hyadoin : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
shitty day.. And then
I finally get to log on to BBI and see this.. This truly changed my
spirits. What a riot. I too would think Chopperhatch the primary
suspect but then again, if he did it he would have started a thread
about it Sunday night. Listen clydez, I highly doubt a Giants fan would
do that to another Giants fan for a reason that lame. Either you're
some Philly fruit, trying to start trouble before the game, or a bitter
dalASS fan that smells the Giants in the rearview creeping up, don't be
a tough guy here. Post your address and phone number so whoever did it
can come and whoop your ass. Or so chopper can throw some diet sprite
at your mailbox.

What's a Danzan Ryu? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
Is that Chinese for CPA?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:29 PM
please answer your thread!

NNJ Tom, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Chairperson of the Tony Danza fan club?

But what does his girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Maybe the beer throwing guy wanted to see her in a wet T-Shirt or amybe
he wanted to get her drunk or maybe she kept being rude and blocking
others view when the majority of people were sitting down so all could
view the game

NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
it's a form of martial arts. Now, you just cannot make this stuff up.

Beez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
did you know that 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

You guys haven't figured it out.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
His "girlfriend" is really a guy..

I'll bet that beer bounced right off her Adam's apple. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
.

Ya know, through this all, I am almost : Beez : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
embarassed to say that at no time have we requested pictures of "the
girlfriend." chopper, I recommend we get a look-see at the gal-pal
before you agree to any tussels. Is she really worth it?

The closest I get to the martial arts : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
is a Japanese Steak House. Never mess with a guy with a cleaver.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
gimme my thought back!

YAJ ... I did not ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
but thank you for that valuable info.

Ok call me a pu$$y : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
But I think taking shots at the guys girlfriend is wrong.

GMAN : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
Shep said it waaayyy above..

the force is strong with that one..

NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
is a cleaver a sort of an axe?

okay : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
pu$$y. what did i win?

GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
Sure, no problem.
Was yours the one about stuffing Soliel Moon Frye into a giant penguin costume and then annointing her with my DNA?

'cause I wasn't sure where that came from.

Joey ... assuming there was an actual girlfriend, : Beez : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
I'd be right along with you on that.

Joey Lauren Adams : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
He brought this on his girl, just like he brought the beer down on her as collateral.

Dav : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
If it wasn't recent, it doesn't count..besides i only get a hour or two to get my shots in..

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:37 PM
must've missed that thread..It's hard to catch up when you only get an hour a day on here..

GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
You said... nevermind.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
i just re-read that post..that's some sick sh1t to think..must be mine then!

Aha, I thought so. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
Strange that you were thinking of annointing her with my DNA but I guess I'm alright with it.

clydez..ill confess : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
I apologize for throwing the beer on you....but from far away you looked like a garbage can

JeremyShockey : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
You get to kill me and light my remains on fire.

Awful lotta violence : Beez : 12/14/06 3:40 PM
being promised on this thread.

Joey's probably right. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:41 PM
So I will refrain from mentioning that beer-wearing-beastie-faced-harelipped-man-woman from here on out.

I haven't taken one shot at his girlfriend : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Just wish a girl that is awesome enough to be a Giants man could be with a guy that knows how to treat her right.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Since she's hangin with a 6'5 265 guy, i figured i'd use your DNA..I ain't trying to catch nothing..

by the way, when you two have sex : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
does she need to clip your pubic hairs until she finds one that bleeds?

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:43 PM
did jlukes just call her a Giant man?

set a definite time. : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
10 a.m. work for everyone? Chop...clydez...Randy?

134 : RinR : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
posts from being the number one active thread with the most posts. Come on Beez! You can do it!

bob : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:49 PM
you haven't give a score yet..

when was the last time : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:50 PM
clyde has even responded?

shep - was supposed to be" Giant fan " : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
whooops

jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
you continue to talk
s*** but you haven't mentioned where your going to be on sunday. my gf
will be with me. all you smartass internet toughguy mung eating
c0cksuckers should stop by and say hi. otherwise lay off talking s***
about any woman. maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game but you
dirty f***holes are pure trash for disrespecting my gf here.

can I wrestle : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:52 PM
your girlfriend?

"maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game" : Beez : 12/14/06 3:52 PM

Progress?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
mung eating? That's below the belt dude.

GMAN...it's too : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
close to call right now. I tend to think that clydez really is 6'5"/265 lbs. and that he intends to be there.

I admit it. : Beez : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
I don't know what "mung eating" means.

broseph : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
I have not ONCE
disrepsected your girlfriend. Yet you like an ass in public in front of
her...now THAT is disrespecting her

Disrespect for your GF? Moi? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Never. Wait, let me go back to my bedroom and ask her...

Yea you guys.. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
stop disrespecting..we don't even know what he looks like..

Does your girlfriend : Bavaro : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
pee standing up?

bob, I think at this point, the REAL question continues to be ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
will any one actually care?

Berry, thanks : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
i just spit out my water

Ooops, sorry : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Your momma is blocking the door...

. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:55 PM
hehehe

clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
Do you like brownies? How about the missus ... she like 'em? I plan to bake a batch. Is it 17F?

Bavaro, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
If I hadn't already promised to not bring up the beast, I'd ask if she slept standing up too.

Could you do that for me?

There had better be pictures on here Monday morning!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:57 PM
.

jlukes, here's a Giants fan : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:59 PM

clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:59 PM
I really hope that
I meet you and your gf..I havent been this excited to go to a game
since NJBay told us where he was tailgating...

In a thread with so much gold, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 4:00 PM
how come this is the post that made me laugh the loudest?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!

More than 4000 hits on this thread . . . . : TonyT : 12/14/06 4:01 PM
And hundreds of phantom cyberpunches.

some of you are funny : clydez : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
most of
you are not. look this is a waste of my time. if a fellow giants fan
came to a website and asked for help finding some piece of s*** that
threw beer on him and his gf, i'd help the guy out if i could. if i
couldn't i'd keep my f****n mouth shut. some of you tw4ts gang up on me
and talk s*** about my gf being fat and a guy. real nice. so i ask you
to talk s*** to my face at the game and i'm the a$$hole? you gang up
like a pack of fairies entertaining each other with your f@ggot jokes.
but you don't want a piece of me. as far as i'm concerned i'll be in
lot 18 on sunday. i'll be wearing a white osi jersey. maybe i'll make a
sign to hang on my truck that says where are you chopperf@ggot?

I wish i still lived in NYC : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
just for the weekend..this just my turn out to be fruitful..

somebody : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:04 PM
please post a sign for clydez to wear on sunday..please

clydez : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
good idea.. but where a blue jersey..the white one might stain.

Respect ... : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 4:05 PM

clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
That's a fantastic idea!

Wear a sign around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.

someone please video tape this : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
on Sunday and post it so those of us who can't be there can watch.

it was diego : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
..

this thread : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
is going to break records before 5 PM. EST.

I will : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:07 PM
bring a camera.

somehow : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:08 PM
I knew you would Berry.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:09 PM
really? weird.

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
I'm so going to
find you dude. I want to help you start healing. In all seriousness
dude, people are just busting stones. If anyone knew who did it or
witnessed it, I bet they would give you the info, but from the volume
of responses, clearly no one saw it. Just roll w/ the punches, you're
the victim of a beer throwing you might have brought on yourself by not
being respectful of those behind you.

Either way, just let it go man and don't take anyone here
seriously, it's just some people having fun. Except chopper, he really
wants to tussle with you.

Guarantee : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
he doesnt put a sign on his car.

clydez, : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
You have to
understand that chopper is like a little special kid that we let hang
around BBI. He's harmless and he's a coward and he's not terribly
smart, so don't beat the crap out of him. Please?

What are the odds : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
That some
other dude named chopper wearing shades and an LT jersey gets su¬cker
punched and knocked the hell out and is like WTF??

this sh!t better be on youtube : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
monday morning.

clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
you sound like
a moron. I'm warning you tubby...don't fucking come over to 18. I'm as
serious as a heart attack, which could also be a problem for you as
your bumbling around trying to wallop me with those big, unwieldy
anchors you have for arms. I'm telling you dude, you fucked up. Don't
make it worse.

If you want to fight someone and win, tell Randy you're Bigfoot
and tell him where you live. When he bursts through your door sporting
major wood, hit him in tyhe head with the cookie jar.

or you can walk around the lot yelling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
Bobby! Cindy!..(i have to thank CiP for that one)..

I don't have a : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
video camera, someone else will have to bring one.

clydez - this is jlukes, just so you know : Stu : 12/14/06 4:13 PM

Now we're breaking cookie jars? : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
Thrown beers, broken cookie jars? I might have to drop the gloves here.

chopper : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
CLASSIC!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
About as likely
as Filthy posting that photoshopped picture of you dancing w/ a shirt
off.....he'd NEVER do taht again...ever,he's too much of a pusswad. You
know, the Can't stop Davisian one...never. EVER

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
I'm at almost
every game and camp, where are you to act on these threats? At home
playing wifey. I'm done with you bitch.

Davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
did you happen to see that im gonna be in a luxury box for the devs/rangers game?

What we need is CiP to post a BBI : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
group photo so he can see everybody faces..

A Filthy Classic : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:15 PM

GMan : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:15 PM
i posted pics from training camp of me, davis, chopper, lippy and shep

jlukes : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
i must'v e missed
that one..post it agin and circle chopper's face so clydez can know who
he's looking for..can't have the wrong guy getting punched out and set
on fire..

lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
I did see that, NICE! I hope you get a good look at Cam Janssen getting his ass kicked!!!!

here is a group photo : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
chopper is the one on the right in the white shirt

Normally I park near the entrance : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
for a quick get away but parking in Lot 18 this Sunday might be worth the 2 hour delay to get out.

I hope you learned something.. : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
The next time I tell some dumbass to sit down, they better sit down, pronto.
But I didn't throw any beer. That was pee in that cup.

does anyone have a picture of chopperhatch? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
or a real one of jlukes?

Coach : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
Shep beat you to that one by like 2 hours.

Stop googling "static loads"..

damn...let me try this again : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:19 PM
.

i am surprised eric hasn't deleted : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
this masterpiece....clydez, you are issuing a threat on thne internet...not good man

Davisian : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
I didn't have time to read the whole thread.
I was too busy choking from laughter.

chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
has probably already sent a copy of this thread to the police.

clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp

clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp

Jints - this is what I think of that threat. : Stu : 12/14/06 4:24 PM

oops : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
chopp is on the left

i've only been lurking on this but : jgrasty : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
PLEASE DON'T DELETE, this is great and if it gets deleted i may have to do work this afternoon

here is shep larry and beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:25 PM

Where's Beez? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
.

can't believe he is asking for pictures.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
I guess parking lot 18 has replaced 51st and Park..

shepherdsam (left) and davisian (right) : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
just before I took his title

Chopper : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:27 PM
That "tubby" post was
one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. I had to leave
my desk to stop laughing...thanks.

jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:28 PM
You may have taken the title but all I ever wanted was your repcet.

How can I possibly be expected to work today? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 4:29 PM
Fascinating reading....

i'm not the only one talking s*** here : clydez : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
and i'm not threatening anybody. i'm saying if you are man enough to
talk s*** here and you'll be at the game stop by and see me. otherwise,
shut the f*** up.

BBI : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
needed a thread like this. It's been a while.

I would be willing to bet that there will : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
be an elevated level of security at the stadium this weekend.

I'm : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
not man enough, but where do you tailgate?

learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:33 PM
how to fucking curse you malignant cunt

^^^ : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
directed at clydez

here we go : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
Picture of chop...my money's on him

too funny : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
"i'm not threatening anybody"

Who was it again who said jlukes was the nicest BBI'er of them all? : Stu : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
.

i don't tailgate in : clydez : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
one spot. i'm not a season ticket holder. i get tickets sometimes from a guy i work for. i'll be in 18 this sunday.

This post : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
clydez, :
shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM That's a fantastic idea! Wear a sign
around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.

has to be the best. Funny sh1t, shep.

WHOA : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
someone stole jlukes' login info!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
Chopper just
pretty much said you're in trouble dude as in your ass is kicked.
That's a threat! You guys need to duke it out already.

TWO MEN ENTER.. : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
ONE MAN LEAVE !!!!

I left this thread for dead..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
about three hours ago. Who knew 3 hours later he'd have threatened
roughly 3/4 of BBI's members, and counting. And everyone's askeerd of
him.

I'll be there tough-guy. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:39 PM
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Probably be hanging out in ummm, C section.

Eating a nice salad.
You'd need forceps to pull me outta there.

clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:41 PM
i can help you out..Was it a white guy or a black guy?..that should narrow it down some..

is this you jlukes? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
hahahahaha! how do you type so tough with those arms without snapping one of them? http://www.xanga.com/jlukes
Link (new window)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
bwahahaha ... man, this is funny.

clydez ... you do realize, just for the sake of the conversation,
that the first hand you lay on anyone and you're goin' to the big house
... I mean, you know that, right?

That said, I am still callin' a BIG ol' batch o' BS on this one. I
just wish I could be at the stadium Sunday. Alas, I'll be watching the
game at home. Standing up the entire time, of course.

Lot 18 is pretty big... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Can we get a specific section - 18A/B/C/D/E/F... etc. ?

Someone needs to make a title belt, too.

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Holy crap, I was so not expecting clydez to just own jlukes like that.

i can't seriously believe this : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
600 complete and seperate posts...

and not ONE FORCKING MEOW!! well, there is one meow. meow stop these forcking shannanigans right forcking meow

Oh man ... hehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
now clydez a stalker, too!

I know I've asked this before and you've all put the kibosh on ... but ...

BEST
THREAD
EVER???

wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
is that jlukes?

a b c d z : clydez : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
i don't give a
s***. let chopperpu$$y pick it out. i'll be in 18c until chopperhatch
or jlukes tells me different. beez i'm really surprised you won't be
there.

That IM thing : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
made my brain hurt

Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
my gosh

Bobby!.. Cindy! : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
It worked for the Brady's..

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
HOLY AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

clydez ... why are you "surprised" I won't be there? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
(This should be good.)

JOey : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
aren't you glad you are going to THIS game?

What.. the.. bloody.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
HELL?!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I hve not only
given you advice and stuck up for your girl, but I have egged you on
and not ONCE have you had the decency to acknowledge me.

Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
Will you be sitting or standing in 18C?

Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
and to think ... you skipped the Chicago game ... for THIS!!!

sweet : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I might have to walk over to 18c to see if any of this goes down. I'm sure it won't....but curiosity will get to me.

I'll trade ANYONE my tickets to the : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
Skins game on the 21st to this game Sunday!

What time? : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
10AM is way too early, it's a 4:15 game. I need to be good and liquored up!

Wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
That IM post is odd.

joey you are wrong : clydez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
i gave you credit. you were right that i should have waited and snuck the guy instead of climbing the seats after him.

In any event ... I really wish I could make it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
not because of clydez absolutely stellar appearance on the scene, but
because this will be a great game ... and if I could make it this time,
I'd be bringing my son to his first game (made the promise after the
Chicago game with my brother - "the next game I go to, you're coming
with me") ... so, alas, clydez ... maybe we can meet up at camp next
summer. YEEHAW!

here's a tough question... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
Which would be worse come Monday: (1) clydez "the White Osi" and
chicken-chop actually fight and someone gets hurt or in trouble with
the law or(2) clydez no-shows and chopper struts all day?

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
then I get to break his arm and call it self-defense AND he gets to be someone's wifey.

is your gf named Amy? if so, she was pretty hot : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
.

2) : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
Not even close

bob, while I've never met chopper, : Beez : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
I feel reasonably confident in saying that even he is not stupid enough
to get into a fistfight before a Giants game ... and I'm just hoping
that, real or contrived, this clydez fella is just some billy badass
blowin' off steam, because if not, that is ... unfortunate.

chopper ... lol ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
sorry, man ... that didn't come out right ... that even he is not stupid enough

I'm really, really disturbed by this xanga development.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
..

And chopper? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
You wanna break my 8-year-old boy's arm now? I told you ... the boy will completely rip you a new one. He's got SKILLZ!

Is there any chance..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:55 PM
of
setting this battle royal up within viewing distance of the BBI
tailgate? That way Chopper can disembowel this guy for our amusement,
and we might even be able to take a little action on it. Makes a nice
BBI meet and greet.

Wow, approaching 700 posts. : manh george : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
That clydez is a leader among men.

clydez has mad sklilz! : Stu : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
.

I'll go with Door Number 2 : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
bob

I HOPE YOU HAD A HELL OF A CRAP : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
T-BONE!!!

you know : clydez : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
this is actually a very good giants website. i've really enjoyed reading some of the threads.

clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
I was only kidding with my comments, please don't p3wn me like you did to jlukes

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

manh ... now I'm pissed. : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
We could have had a thread like this before we met for our battle royale in The Bing. Dammit!

YAJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
What's your myspace address?

ok, so i'm guessing that was a NO on the Amy thing : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
.

Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to mention that! I still call dupe.

Shut up Farva.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
..

Clydez, don't start.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
crappin' out on us now. This thread has a shot at 1,000 posts. Pu$$y.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Give it a rest already!!! good crap on a stick man! Nothing is going to happen between you too Blutos, so just cool it.

Berry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Maybe a dupe, there's evidence both ways..

Beez, that wouldn't have worked. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
My wife is tougher than either of us, I assure you.

Davis, what evidence is there : Beez : 12/14/06 5:02 PM
in the "not a dupe" direction?

manh ... she was very nice. Perfect temperament for an assassin.

geez : Shaman : 12/14/06 5:03 PM
I gotta go guys...this
was fun. clydez....you should just let it go so your friend doesn't
lose his season tickets. You also don't want to miss this game.

You can stalk me all you want. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
Look hard enough and you'll find quite a few revealing shots of me online. One of them is a full shot of my mangina.

Serious.

For instance : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
I can't see why a dupe handle would not have pwn3d the lukes under his regular handle.

And the style is just not familiar in any way.

Perhaps. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:05 PM
But if he doesn't know jlukes, then why would he care?

i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff.

I've saved this thread as much as I can. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
But I have to leave the office now. Somebody take over.

Ok : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
so how come when you do a google image search for giantfilthy you come up with this?

Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
CardinalX asked if your girlfriends name is Amy. Maybe he was sitting behind you.

So, clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
What's it up to now? How many people are you going to kill at the game? I lost track.

I may feel stupid for it later..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
but I have to admit I'll be training the binocs on 312 every now and then Sunday.

clyde is the cyber winner : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
jlukes still without a response...as for sunday, that is yet to be seen

well not you beez : clydez : 12/14/06 5:11 PM
your not going to be there right?

This post had me in tears Lol! : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:12 PM
Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.

without response : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:13 PM
sorry i work
for a living and have to make a commute home. I dont have my PDA open
while im driving. Yeah, that is mine. Nothing to hide there. How is
that getting pwn3d exactly?

I have a stalker...awesome.

....end bold : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:13 PM

clydez ... as far as you know, no. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
Do you really think I'd put a sign on my car, inviting you over? Nah
... I'd wait until you were into it with chopper, then slice your
Achille's from behind. Then have some hamburgers.

Jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
has a stalker too! Pssssst, want two? I know someone.

and yes, that picture is of me : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
sophomore year in college on halloween. Notice the giants Dollar sign around my neck? Straight ballin'

Bavaro, just because i laughed : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
does NOT mean that it was me that tossed that beer either.

lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Not so much getting pwn3d as much as WHAT THE HELL is with that, that.. how do you kids say it? That Bling??!

jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
in the sense that some anonymous raving lunatic who wants to kill someone at the game now has your picture.

feel free to browse the site if you wish : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
nothing to hide.

Now this is a trick I'd like to see: : manh george : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Clyde is going to rip off a part of chopper's head, and NOT get thrown out of the game.

Davis - bling-blang to be exact : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
and as I said above, that picture is from halloween

OH, Halloween : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
Well I know all about lookin' like a tool on Halloween..

Like a tool? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
I think my boy lukes is quite handsome.

clydez is not gonna kill - or even hit - anybody. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
If he even exists ... and I'm still with the "BS crowd" ... I'm sayin'
there's a meeting, some smirking and jawing and some eating and
drinking, then a football game. Really wish I could be there, just to
see Rich drag the bird.

CardinalX : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
I didn't say you
threw beer. I'm saying that you may be the only witness to the event.
He still hasn't answered if his gf is Amy.

Man : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
I could show you cats some pictures of me that would have you rolling

jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
so you have grown up
some since then? because if you're not much bigger than that picture i
might have to let my gf kick your ass to be fair to you.

jlukes is an A-Number 1 pu55y ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:19 PM
I can vouch for that. I mouthed off, threw popcorn in his direction and all he did was smile and wave. WTF!

me and osi from training camp : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:19 PM

clydez, don't you think it's rather pathetic that you are getting
this worked up over the internet? I mean, what exactly would you tell
your girlfriend on sunday "hunny, hold my beer, those guys over there
joked around with me on the internet and now i need to beat them up?"

ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
the "you're not worth my effort so much so that even my billie bad ass girfriend can beat you up."

Notice how I changed billy to billie to denote the sex difference? Clever.

Psssst, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
Osi is the one in the blue jersey.

so you can bring your girlfriend into this : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
but we cant?

I got an Idea

You leave your girlfriend out of BBI, and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend

Holy S**t! : HOWYADOIN : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
This is the longest thread I have ever seen !

he's not saying much of anything at this point is he? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
I'm also not saying i didn't throw the beer either.

ok, i am definately saying i did not run for security

Ohhhhhhhhh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
the irony! jlukes postin' a picture with the non-white Osi. I think there's symbolism here, somewhere.

clydez, you have pics of your girlfriend?

lukes is savvy : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
And if the bible has taught us anything, its that savvy dominates teh ZZ Top al all times..

i guess not. : clydez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
you're changing your tune now pigeon chest. where's all the aggression from earlier?

Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
no religion.

Coincidence? Jlukes shows a picture with Osi... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
and clydz says he'll be wearing a white Osi jersey.

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmmm"....

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
please show me one
post of aggression by me in this entire thread. (besides the whole
cursing thing). at least 4.28 tim carter was funny. you're not even
creative

Sorry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
If The Republican controlled Supreme court has taught us anything, its that Savvy dominates ZZ Top at all times..

clydez ... WTF! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend

Leaving the aggression??? lukes is flat-out taunting you!

speedy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
you need a new handle (5:21) :)

Shep! : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
LOL. Best thread ever for pure entertainmnet.

i think you need a less on the difference between : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:24 PM
"agression" and "busting your balls"

It's the West Coast thing, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
We're always behind.....

so are you going to be in 18c : clydez : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
jlukes? i'm not here to entertain you. i came here looking for some
a$$hole from the cowboys game. you're a smartass little punk.

Jlukes - don't ask him to go through the entire thread looking for that... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:26 PM
It's too freakin' long!

i'm putting $10 on JLukes he can kick Ian's ass : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:27 PM
who's with me?!?!

Approaching 700..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:28 PM
posts and threats. WooHoo!

I'm with ya! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
I think jlukes has martial arts skills that clydez doesn't know about. Like Chopper....

Who : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
is Ian?

Ian is Amy's boyfriend : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
.

rockythompson says he can beat 'em all up! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
Yes he does.

Clyde, be careful. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
jlukes has a third degree black belt in Internet Ball Busting. That is
nothing to mess around with. His fingers are registered as lethal
weapons.

Yep, and they're cold too. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
.

This is amazing : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:31 PM
has any NFT reached this size?

This is worth repeating : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper
and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll
whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

post 700 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!

clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
How are your knees? Ever injured? Or good-n-strong? Bet they're strong like bull, huh?

wait : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!

Berry - not sure, but.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
some of those political posts got pretty long.....

Think this : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
will reach 1000?

damn : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
Beez snuck in with post 700.

Bill : manh george : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
That can't be right. He says he isn't going to be thrown out of the game.

speedy : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
yeah they do, but they're boring as heck.

YES!!! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
gene, bow down before me!!!

True.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
The entertainment value on this one exceeds all those. Combined.

ahhhh : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
blow it out your hole Beez. I'll get 800!

in an effort to bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
FilmGiant is a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter....

oh, and George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.....

Is this clyde character the same guy : B in ALB : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
who said he could bench three plates? ahhahahhahahaha! Three plates of what? Sloppy Joe's?

Chopper - smack this clown around a bit, wouldya? And don't forget video.

manh ... technically, he's correct. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
You see, this whoppin' is allegedly going to occur in the lot BEFORE
the game. So if he never gets INTO the game, he can't actually be
tossed FROM it.

JLukes is gonna upgrade his seats to the handicap section : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
after he finishes with him in the parking lot

Beez, you're wrong : manh george : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
i
won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe
part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on
the giants at kickoff.

Surely, that requires not getting arrested before the game.

Oh, and clyde... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:41 PM
if
things don't work out between you and your gf, JesseS knows someone you
should meet. We BBIers are a very considerate and generous bunch.

Thanx to all : RAZE : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
you just cannot find comedy like this anywhere else

manh ... yes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
but you're
assuming this character is walking away from a fight with chopper (or
anyone) while several people who actually might have real-life friends
here stare and do absolutely nothing. Yeah ... I think there'd be a 911
call before he got to use his friend's tickets.

Clydez, Chop will beat you 'til the gerbil falls out. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
you can bet on that.

Beez : manh george : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
I'm not assuming that. HE's assuming that.

manh ... you left out a pertinent part : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
for Jesse's requirements: we're gonna need to see pictures here.

Film ... let's see : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
the new web site!

Where is that guy? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:44 PM
I got some beer I want to throw on him.

You wanna throw beer : Beez : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
on FilmGiant now?

Hey Pal, there's a girl in my bed wearing : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
a red shockey jersey. Interested?

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
CLYDEZ HAS A MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile& friendid=138803671 (new window)

No, on : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:46 PM
Ali.

LOL! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:47 PM
LOL!

Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/14/06 5:48 PM
Who is "Tom?"

jlukes : manh george : 12/14/06 5:49 PM
As Sun-Tsu said, keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.

Clydez. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
"i won't miss the
game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe part of
chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the
giants at kickoff"

"Ears and noses will be the trophys of the day."

You meeting at 18a or "the Five Points"?

you know what is sad? : clydez : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
so many
people that don't know me feel the need to insult me and my girlfriend
instead of being helpful. joey in va is the only person here that even
tried to help in any honest way. the rest of you don't seem to care
that jlukes and chopperhatch might get seriously f***ed up on sunday.
or that i may go to jail for this. if i was at a game and any of you
strangers were hit with beer or anything else, i would nail the a$$hole
that did it. if they hit a woman i woiuld throw them down on the field.
but no. instead you act like dicks.

By helpful you mean : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
to find
someone who 'may' have thrown beer on you so you could beat the crap
out of him? what if someone else thru the beer?

that was funny jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
you really got me. 18c pu$$y?

you know what is even more sad? : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
saying you'd be willing to go to jail over a bunch of jab on an
internet message board? Yeah...I wonder why you got thrown out of the
stadium.

i did not : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
or did i?

So... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
"i hope i see you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off" was a cry for help? Hooda thunk?

Clydez : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
If he threw a beer at
you, WHY DID YOU GET KICKED OUT? What am I missing? I think you were
being a dick to stand all game, but that is NO EXCUSE for someone
throwing a beer at you and your girl. Seriously, I dont understand why
you got kicked out.

jgrasty : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:56 PM
did you miss the part
where he climbed over the seats to try to punch out the guy instead of
going to get security and handling it like a man

i got thrown out of the stadium : clydez : 12/14/06 5:57 PM
because a pu$$y assaulted me and my gf and ran away and told security i
was chasing him. just like right now a few pu$$ies here are talking
s*** but will not face me and are already planning on calling the
police if i throttle their friend in the parking lot.

ok : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:59 PM
I understood he ran and
told security you were after him, but if why didnt you tell security he
threw a beer at you? The fact that you or your girl were wet from the
beer should have been pretty convincing evidence. Not trying to be a
ball buster, but it doesnt seem logical that they would kick you out
based solely on some dude saying you were after him.

and i'll do it again too : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:59 PM




















or will i?

I think what's most sad, clydez, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:01 PM
is that you (still callin' BS, by the way, but ...) post a
profanity-laced, threatening message on a board you claim to never have
been to before ... assuming that, YEAH, everyone here would just LOVE
to help you very likely break the law, while the whole time you're
actually arguing with anyone/everyone who is telling you that MAYBE,
just maybe, you might wanna sit your ass down so people who actually
PAID to be there can see.

What's in the running now for "funniest," is that after all this,
you say Joey tried to HELP YOU! BAAAAAhahahaha ... COMPLETE PROOF THIS
IS A DUPE!

And about people here needing to be concerned about chopper or
jlukes being beaten by you ... do you REALLY think a group of 10-20
people is going to stand idly by and allow that to happen? I mean ...
really, man ... get a grip. So you're billy badass. I still don't think
you want to mess with some of the folks who post frequently on BBI.

i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
but they told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because
they thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his
friends.

Beez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
I did offer help,
tactical advice on how to pummel people from my days as a mean overly
aggressive jerkface. Like, last week I think

clydez : manh george : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
Trust me, if you
go after some BBIer in the parking lot, you will need the cops, not the
other guy. Mobs of angry BBIers can get ugly. As a matter of fact, a
lot of them ARE ugly.

Btw, how do you expect to identify him?

YOU!??!? ENRAGED?!!?! : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
NEVER!!!!

Joey, no disrespect. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
It was excellent tactical advice.

"because they thought i was enraged" : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Gee, what would ever give them THAT idea???

Holy Crap : thebregs : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Over 740 comments but yet still no picture of Clydez girlfriend. Is it maybe cardinal X from ca?

Yeah! What manh said! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Andwe have photos to prove it!

clydez : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
First off, I'm pissed
I'm just now checking out this thread. Should've started reading it
earlier. Secondly, you really need to relax. Seriously. Coming onto
this site and talking sh!t about a guy who it seems to me, and I
haven't read the whole thread yet so maybe I missed it where the guy
who threw the beer on you came clean (no pun intended), either doesn't
visit this board or if he does is not going to let you know who he is,
is kind of childish.

It's commendable that you want to stick up for yourself and your
girl but at the same time those that said earlier that you're gonna get
your friends tickets revoked bring up a very good point. If you were my
friend and you got my season tickets that have been in my family for
generations and would have to wait 30+ years for another chance at them
revoked the clown who threw the beer on you would be the LAST person
you'd have to worry about.

For real...if you really want to get the guy back...just wait
until the game's over and follow him out into the parking lot and then
do with him as you will. But to take a chance on losing your friends
tickets because you want to show how tough you are to your girl is a
lil selfish don't you think? If you get thrown out and those tickets
revoked it's not YOUR tickets that are being lost are they? Think about
it.

jlukes : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
thats kinda what i
was getting at. Unless I;m missing something Clydez seems to think he
was kicked out b/c this guy threw a beer at him (which we all agree is
wrong) and then ran to security. In reality, clydez got kicked out b/c
instead of going to security himself (and getting this guy kicked out)
he climbed through the stands after the guy. If I have the basic facts
right, allow me 2 points:

1) While getting security would have been the most
rational/logical thing to do, it is hard to be rational/logical when
you have been dowsed in beer. I'm not saying I would have reacted the
same way (or that I wouldn't have) but I can say I understand.

2) I'm still surprised that security would have kicked Clydez out instead of the guy who threw the beer.

Those two points made, clydez handling of this matter online has been pretty ridiculous.

i concur with Beez's 6:01 post : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:07 PM
.

clydez ... here's my best "fatherly" advice, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
even though I'm older bu not old enough to be your father ... maybean
older brother who is really, really funny at family gatherings and on
sports message boards ... I digress ...

I suggest you meet some of the good people of BBI who are from all
over the map. Younger, older, big, small, tough and not so much.
Ultimately, no one here really wants to fight (except gidiefor, but
he's a big pu55y). But seriously, you're being a collosal jackass and
OF COURSE if you throw punches at anyone at a tailgate, you're going to
be arrested. Because what BBIers do better than anything ... they LIE!
So ... chill, grow up, take a laxative, whatever it is you do to "come
down" off a two-week vendetta, then go and actually ENJOY a great day
with some new people, and, we hope, a HUGE Giants win.

That's the best I got.

this is all bullsh1t : B in ALB : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
but
what you should do, clydez, is right before kickoff as you're making
your way to your seat, go up to this cat and shake his hand - add in,
"Hey man, i was a bit heated at the Bears game, what happened,
happened, no hard feelings." Let him relax and enjoy the game. THEN
jump him in the lot when it's dark out, ya dig? But then again, this is
all nonsense, right? Thanks for the edutainment though.

jgrasty, you are missing a key point. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
There must have been some reason why they thought he was too enraged to
safely be allowed back to his seat. Clenched fists, beet-red face,
smoke coming from his ears, whatever. If they didn't think he was
pissed, he would have been allowed back.

Beez -- just wanna double check with you : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:10 PM
I am pretty sure I have said nothing along the lines of "fighting" or "throwing down"

jgrasty and manh : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
i think
there were plenty of tell tale signs that this guy is a nut (if he is
even real). just look at how is is acting ON THE INTERNET

jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
YOu just said those very things.

joey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
touche

No, jlukes ... when I threw the popcorn at you, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
you just smiled. You wanted NO PART OF THE BEEZ!

Beez, I could beat you with one arm behind my back (holding a sledge hammer : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
it was your brother that i wanted know part of.

Oh ... you meant him. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
Fight? No. Antagonize? Sure. But who hasn't? Of course, other than the extremely useful and big helper Joey.

CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
"in an effort to
bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM FilmGiant is
a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter.... oh, and
George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.."

Suffice it to say you're an antagonistic little v agina who's
secretly involved in the communist underground and who services Bill
Maher in the back of his Prius on an almost daily basis.

Section 321? : AcesUp : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
Phew, thought
that was me for a second. I did throw a beer at this pu$$y and his
girlfriend in section 312 though. He was being an ass by standing all
game and refused to sit down after I kindly asked him to. Funniest part
is that I got him kicked out on top of it when the douche tried to
fight me.

With my brother again? : Beez : 12/14/06 6:16 PM
You and
Larry ... well, my brother reads BBI, so he'll enjoy knowing that two
people in the world are intimidated by him. Although he'll wonder what
part of eating food, smiling, shaking hands, trading small-talk and
watching TV games at a tailgate were intimidating.

Uh-oh - Mgorga is fully engaged.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
Stand back!

:-)

Notice how gas prices have shot up immediately after the election? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
F-in Republications. This time it didn't work fellas...

A public service announcement not to be confused with anything political...

I am seriosuly trying my best to follow this : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
and I am completely dumbfounded. Someone please sum up..

Beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
its just that drummers are so badass

Hey : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
that was actually me
in the shockey jersey.. and i wasnt running from you i needed a new
beer because you and your ugly ass girl were wearing mine.. next time
get ur facts straight! U gay meatheaded idiot... u seem like the kinda
roid raged as$hole that beats his girls anyway.. that musta been ur
sister.. give her a holla for me, sometimes i throw a bone to the ugly
ones!!

Tommy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
* clydez and his
chick had beer tossed on them at the Dallas game. He came here to
"find" the perpetrator and enlist our (your) help.
* all-out hilarity ensued, during which time clydez set a course for
jlukes and chopper, the meanest, baddest BBI SOBs, and has plans to
meet and beta them to a pulp somewhere around 1 o'clock Sunday.
* FilmGiant arrived.

They do have that whole : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
"fast hands" thing.

alright alright : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:21 PM
I'm
sorry. You guys have to know though, in my own defence, that he smells
even worse then he strings together his pearls of wisdom. Couple the
stench with his unwillingness to sit for more then 2 minutes at a time
and it just had to be done. The wind was blowing his odiousness all
over everyone and there wasn't a shower handy.

I think clydez is a master of parody of the type : Del Shofner : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
that gets BBI going. Therefore, I say he is the same guy as ... diego!

Tommy : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
pretty much the guy wanted to know who threw beer at him and BBIers kept joking with him... so he took it the wrong way.

This thread is NOTHING compared to : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
the Tommer/Hash thread. King Kong ain't got nuthin' on Tommer/Hash.

I agree Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
He called jlukes or Chopp a twat earlier. That's definitely a BBI thing.

and FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
she sure looked like one of his "model-friends" from my vantage point.

people that stand when no one else is standing : djm : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
are a$$holes of the highest order. There's this word i'm thinking of....it's coming to me.....ahh yes.... consideration.

Try it out once in a while. Showing consideration for others just
might alleviate some of the problems you are dealing with. Most notably
a soaked girl friend. The jagoff that threw beer on you should be
picking his teeth up off the ground but still, you need to ask yourself
why people are giving you problems. Life is a two way street.

Clydez : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
Just chill man. Chances are he'll be back this weekend.

And you can let him know then.

Its suicide pickin on Chopperhatch and Jlukes.

DON'T BE FOOLED by the pictures you see, TRUST ME they are NOT to be messed with.

Just ask my broken leg..

i think it is a dupe too : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
because a lot of people started bashing him..but he only called out jlukes and chopper...didnt go after the rest

Also, Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
He was so infuriated; he waited until Thursday to post this? I think not.

Does this thread have : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
more posts than the Giants Game Threads? Wow.

Will you people stop trying to make sense? : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
let this guys go looking for a fight in 18c..hopefully he runs into RAZE and that should squash everything..

oh yeah FilmGnat? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
wanna meet me at Section 312 and say that to my bright shiny freshly bleached sphincter?

There are now 30 people lurking... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
just waiting for the opportunity to be the 800th poster.

p.s. FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
he's
closer to 5'9 175. He wasn't joking about the facial hair, though i'm
not sure i'd qualify it as a beard. More like facial-pubes.

Lastings Clyde in D.C.? : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
hmmmm

We gotta get this to 1,000.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
.

Cardinal X : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
If you're gonna fight Film, i got second dibs..i gotta bone to pick with him too!

RasputinPrime : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
Were you in section 312 by chance?

Bill B : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
I can't divulge
any more information...it's a matter of personal security dontchaknow.
Mr wise@ss is going to put a beat-down on me and i'm ever so afraid! 8-)

if clyde is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
going this
week........why the hell did he have to come here instead of waiting 2
more days to go face to face with the beer launcher...i think this is a
fraud handle also

Gene has a good point... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
Dave would NOT miss an opportunity to join this thread - unless he was the OP, of course.....

GMAN like you think i'll leave enough of him to even recognize? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:31 PM
i'm 6 foot 4 and full of muscles. and don't let the fact that i sell
bread and am belgian distract you from the fact that i could tear you a
new one as well.

Actually I just thought of something... : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:31 PM
clydez...if you know what the guy looks like (because you saw him
smiling after throwing the beer right?, why wouldn't you just wait
until the next game and then go after him then when you see him get to
his seat?

You really didn't think this through I see. I mean...that's almost
as dumb as coming on this site and saying you wanted to deface an
Eastern Motors billboard with Arrington on the front of it by your
house!

Oh wait...

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800

Cardinal - do you eat vegimite sandwhiches, too? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
?

This thread made me : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
thirsty!

GMAN....he's bleaching his azzhole : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
and you have a problem with me?

Oh and who the hell gets their azzhole bleached? WTF is that? Must be a geigh thing. Figures.

I guess CardinalX just wanted to prep his azz for the spotted owls
I would shove up his socialist pinko azz to go along with the gerbil.

homo homo homo : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
.

YES! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
I told you Beez! I told you!

Cardinal X : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
you're that
bad?..then meet me in the green section on the 21st at Fedex
field..I'll be there at the game with a bergundy Arrington jersey..

he's a World of Warcraft momo : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:34 PM
who wishes he had a girlfriend/boyfriend/realfriend, and this was his
cry for help. BBI to the rescue baby....ALL YEAR LONG!

Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:34 PM
yeah..you can meet me at Fedex field on the 21st also!

wth people? you think i work for Delta or something? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:35 PM
do i look like some sort of teenage mutant ninja power ranger, jumping
all nimbly bimbly from football stadium to football stadium? well? do i
meow?

Cards : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
You fascinate me dude.

Gas prices just went up another nickle : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
Boy did I see this coming.

you know : clydez : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
i guess this is my
fault for thinking that maybe somebody here might have been there and
seen what happened. i had to leave a game early and i don't get to go
to many games. that sucked. i get amped at giants games and i tend to
block out everyone around me and go crazy for my team. i did not come
here to be ridiculed and taunted by a bunch of prissy f@ggots. so i
apologize for losing my temper to anybody that didn't start s*** with
me here. i thought as giants fans most of you would sympathize with
what i had todeal with.

Hey, congratulations gene, you punk-ass punk! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
I wasn't even looking, so ... doesn't count!

You and your slut GF deserved the beer : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
And I'd love to see you get it again!

Yes I would.

GMAN Film can't meet you then : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
he's got a prior engagement with the ESHATUSHAT organization. it's
their annual Chrismas Dinner and Liberal Roast. He's the guest Santa
this year.

Annnnd, on one level or another ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:39 PM
there it is ...

clydez ... sucks to have beer thrown on you ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:39 PM
but seriously ... get some counseling.

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
We all sympathize, this is just very long, very intense group therapy and it worked. Nice Job People, that's dinner!

Cardinal, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
you bleach your sphincter?

It's over? Damn, I really wanted to get this to 1,000... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
.

We can still get it there. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:42 PM
But how ... ? ? ?

sympathize? : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:42 PM
that was
the reflex you stifled with your over-the-top arrogance. You clearly
misrepresented your role in escalating this whole affair and took it
upon yourself to start calling everyone on BBI a F@ggot. You have
gotten less then what you truly deserve. If you really do show up this
weekend you should bring your rain-gear. Golden showers are on you
buddy-boy.

focus Beez focus : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
can't you see we have bigger issues at hand here?

And ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
BREAK'S OVER, folks!

anybody : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
want to meet up upstairs at the game? We can then go to 312 find the Osi Jersey and toss beers on Clyde and Bonnie

hey stan from la : clydez : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
do you want
to step to me at the game so i can shatter your skull, spine and pelvis
and serve you your ballsack jammed down your f***in throat? of coarse
not. you're in la right? not going to the game.

I'll add to : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
the count. Most entertainment here in a long time. Gene, about time for a turnament?

i would never deface an Osi jersey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:44 PM

And ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
PLACES, everyone ... PLACES!

Clyde, make sure your gf wears something sheer : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
i really want to see her rosebuds this time she gets doused

clydez - don't waste your time with Stan.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
he'll unleash some gay porn on you!

The Sadam verdict 2 days before the election : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
Gas prices fell a buck and 1/2 leading up to the election. And the scheme still didn't work...

Rumel! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
Where have you been?

old men having anal sex... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
[shudder]

if you were half the man : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
you continue to pretend to be, you would pour a beer on your own head
when you take a moment to sit down during the game.

Man, I got so little work done today.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
This thread has been GOLD!

Hey clydez, yo mama says hello : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
She's making the bed right now...

bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
why not come by yourself pissboy? you need to get a posse together to come see me f@ggot?

And this thread has deteriorated into telling Mama jokes... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:47 PM
Good work, Stan!

We were so close. But ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:47 PM

yea : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
I go with my gf to
protect her and make sure that she doesnt get beer tossed on her..but
if that does happen I make sure I go on every Forum from the Giants to
find out who did it.. I then tell my gf that I am going to beat up some
guys that were bullying me online...wahhhh..get a clue...and btw I will
be in 18 so...............

This has been : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
one of the
funnier threads I've read here in a looooong time. Kudos to Berry,
Beez, Davisian, bob in tx, Randy, Joey, Filthy, Peter, Stu and everyone
else! Especially chopperhatch!

Gene, i took some decent local shots recently : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
thought you'd appreciate them. but apparently the online website that
hosts them.. only hosts them for a temporary period. they're really
only good full sized or atleast decent sized. not the little crap like
snapperfish.crap site displays anyways, if you have any interest or
suggestions i'll upload them again

Hmmm, clydez vs Stan? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
I'm on your side with that one clydez!

clydez will have to bring his army : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
To deal with me...

my guess is clyde's girl came home : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
and yelled at him

fork you tu T-Bone. : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
i'm tired of you discriminating against me. you never include me in any of your reindeer games

So ... just collecting all of this ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
jlukes, while sniping from a distance ... that's off, and I think
chopper's off, too, although the second he pops back here it'll be on.
This we know. So, TT is on ... and Stan? Well, he's long-distance, so
not "on" on, but on, like a gnat, on. Anything else?

No, Cards..... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
We're cool. Seriously.....

Been here lurkin : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
Been preety busy, not much time to post.

actually, they are pretty decent pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
i'm quite proud of one or two of them

T-bone : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
so a brotha can't get a shout out!

GMAN...I might need some help against you. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
You're angry. ;-)

lukes ... I actually appreciate how : Beez : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
you throw little jabs, then dance ... toss in some "soothing" chatter
to calm the tides, then when it looks like things are about done, BAM,
you're in again. Nice.

Beez. -- he has stopped attacking/stalking me : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
so i stopped throwing stuff back in his face. By the way, did you see his website?

clyde's girl couldn't be home : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
She's still shining my shoes..

Cards... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
Glamour Shots?

Yes. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
clydez has a very nice web site.

Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
all Blacks are angry..i thought you knew that..:-)..

I think you've got it, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
though if clydez starts in with politics, it could get REAL ugly with Mgorga...

By the way, lukes, that's not how I saw things ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
but hey ...

CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
And you'll be at the EATCHITANDDIE picnic.

by the way, have you checked out : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez myspace?
Link (new window)

Stan : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
make sure to send her back over her when she's finished. I'm feeling very into sloppy 52nds right about now.

CardinalX, if you stand behind Rudolph... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
just be sure that your brakes are sound. Otherwise, you will end up as CardinalX the brown-nosed reindeer.

Oh crap ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez? Are you black?

Jlukes : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no this is it
OmG (new window)

JL : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no way he has a friend...no way. He must have split his personality, again.

As an aside, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
I'd really like to
try to get FilmGiant and x meadowlander in the same room at the same
time. They're just an hour apart and I think it might rival the
entertainment value of this thread ... for me, anyway. And that's
what's important. Me.

Beez, it is an art that takes time to learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
you just gotta roll with it for awhile and then attack when your opponent is at his weakest

Cardinal : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
actually you do..now there is nothing in between us except for air and opportunity..so bring you ass down to DC..

Oh and what happen to the FIX on the Debold machines? : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
This election was kosher because the left won.

i'm done here. : clydez : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
wow i thought
that giants fans would be much more manly than this. i hope some little
f@ggot weasel throws beer on some of you and your women at the next
game. then i hope when you are man enough to do something about it you
get kicked out of the stadium. i'll see some of you on sunday.

jlukes's : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
version of clydes myspace is hilarious

And here we go! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
.

no gene, they are coast etc shots from : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
the dana point, corona del mar, newport area. no worries, why bother
showing you them? you see this stuff all the time too. never mind :p

But clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
you didn't actually DO anything. You just got kicked out.

You see, it was his fault. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
He was manly enough to do something about it. Manly=stupid.

all giants fans are not created equal : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
and clearly, you are last in line at he buffet table.

Beez - don't think I don't appreciate your effort here.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
there's still hope we can get there...

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

GREATEST THREAD : Antdog23 : 12/14/06 7:07 PM
EVER!!!

THIS THREAD NEEDS A FIGHT SONG!! : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:10 PM
DIE EAGLES DIE.....IN THE SWAMPS OF NEW JERS Y.....DIE EAGLES
DIE......ANOTHER YEAR OF FUTILITY......GIANTS ON THE RISE.....PLAYOFFS
A GUARANTEE.....SO BYE EAGLES BYE.....YOU LOSERS SUCK YOUR HIST OR
Y!!!!!!!!

CLYDEZ DON'T QUIT NOW : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:11 PM
This thing is finally starting to get some traction.....please

Clydez : SJU Giant : 12/14/06 7:12 PM
your Muslim? I got your back.

I think we may have the BS smoking gun.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:18 PM
"i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM but they
told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because they
thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his friends"

So I'm not real sure at what point he talked to beer chucker
(Cardinal)'s friend about knowing the the beer chucker (lets call him
Cardinal) from a fan site..

But I am a really crappy detective.. (Like Cardinal)..

davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
have you checked out clydez's new wallpaper?

ignatious Reily(SP?) : djm : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
eat your heart out.

The man has taste.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:26 PM
We have to give him that..

I'm part of history... : Big Blue Heavy HIttaz 92 : 12/14/06 7:40 PM
Muahahahhaahah!

896 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

897 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

898 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

899 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

derp... : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I hope Sunday gets here soon.

900 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I rule!

LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
Britt! You nabbed 900 from me!

901 Gene : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
just missed

the best part is : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
it was completely unintentional on his part

damn...LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:59 PM
I know...classic

YES! : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:59 PM

Was anyone else : kcball65 : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
in section
319 f0r the texans when that dude puked all over the two girls and two
guys in front of him, was hilarious except for the puke smell i had to
deal with all through the game

Are those pasties? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
Sweet.

8:08 post : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:14 PM
i so rule!

crap : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:15 PM
either my clock is
off.. or the BBI clock is off... and i set my clock by the official
Atomic clock so.... ding! fries are done

frrrrp : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:17 PM
..

snap! they're back Gene : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
you can make these bigger. look if you like. like if you look. or not no biggy
take a gander (new window)

Heading for 1000 : ArtVandelay : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
So much
for the BBI code of conduct - "If someone does create an offensive post
or launch a personal attack, do not respond to this and thus ignite the
discussion any further. Ignore it and move on. Be a bigger man or woman
than the attacker"

you got a teenie peepee and you smell like funions : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:22 PM
how ya like me meow?!?!?!

Nice pics.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:23 PM
For a f@ggot who would probably run to security if he ran into a real photographer meow.

if i threw beer at you Davisian... running to security would be the LAST : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:25 PM
thing i did...

first, i would lick it off your hot girlfriend (if shep didn't mind of course) then i would run to security

Why don't you back it up Sunday toughguy? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:29 PM
I'll be in the bushes outside of Filthy's house. Lets see if you're man enough to show..

With baby oil..

oh, i'll be there... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:31 PM
and i'm bringing my whole Verizon Network with me

can you hear me meow?!?!?! biiatchh : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
,

good pics dude : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
did you take a class?

in fact : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:35 PM
you can see my summer house in picture #9.

nope, those were all spur of the moment pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:37 PM
that i just happened to have my cam with me and be in the "right"
place. i got a ton more, those are just some i put up the other day.

honestly, i take very little credit for them. i'm just snapping in
a direction. i really enjoy them and enjoy taking the pics. but i was
looking for a little feedback to see if they were anything worth
sharing.

i'd like to upgrade my camera to an SLR and possibly find a free
or cheap web hosting site where i can share fullsized versions.

cardinal, those are some great pics : jlukes : 12/14/06 8:40 PM
i'm the same way, i love taking spur of the moment pictures

"I stand the whole game" : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 8:42 PM
There's a clue. The question is who the fuck is this clown?

Wow, what a thread... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 8:43 PM
Not even a hijack attempt by the usual (unfunny) suspects could derail
it. clydez dominated from beginning to end. My hat is off to you, sir.

surely you jest Gene? I mean, i'm guessing you are joking : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:56 PM
i wouldn't mean to call you shirley... or assume you were serious that
you had a summer home 10 minutes from your normal home... and isn't
summer year round here?

well, it kinda seems that way to me, coming from NY and all.
anyways, thanks for the appreciative comments. i've thrown some similar
ones up for additional viewing comments, suggestions and further
millering attempts :D
comments welcome (new window)

Wow ... 927 and rising ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
with a bullet! And you folks didn't think 1,000 was possible.

cardinal : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
pic 5 of that set is amazing. i started a new thread. post your persona favorites there

Sorry to interrupt, but Miss USA has emotional problems! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:14 PM

So... : lono801 : 12/14/06 9:16 PM
Kevin James is gonna fight the guy from ZZ Top? Im almost looking forward to hearing how the punches went down...Almost.

The line of the thread goes to RinR and his 2:27 PM post...'Im so glad Al Gore invented the internet.'

Just doing my part getting this pig to 1,000....

"I can't really talk about it now," Trump said. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:17 PM
"But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that."

Internet gossip Web site TMZ.com reported that pageant officials
and NBC met Tuesday to discuss Conner's alleged bad behavior,
"including her conduct at New York City bars." The Web site did not
name its sources.

Miss USA is considered a role model and must act accordingly, said
Lark-Marie Anton, spokeswoman for the Miss Universe Organization, which
produces the Miss USA pageant. Behavior such as underage drinking is
clearly prohibited, she said.

Bad behavior. Meeeeeow!!!

Are you kidding me? : Beez : 12/14/06 9:20 PM

MEDIC!

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKUS!!!! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 9:26 PM
.

1,000 post threads are possible... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 9:29 PM
Giant Kurt's "I'm an Idiot" thread topped it with ease a few years back.

Was there ever : Beez : 12/14/06 9:32 PM
a Rich in LA "I'm an idiot" thread? I mean, other than the old man porn.

Holy crap : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:01 PM
I went to a xmas party, had dinner, got a little liquored up and here this thread still is.

So ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:05 PM
you and Miss USA, eh Berry? :)

what : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:07 PM
she had a few drinks?

Yeah. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:22 PM
And Trump is pissed!

Did : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:26 PM
he flip his wig?

Its a comb-over... : lono801 : 12/14/06 10:28 PM
not a wig....

clydez : Melvin S. : 12/14/06 10:34 PM
its a pretty funny
old world. I know three brothers that work at Giants games, one in the
club and two in security and when our gang was drinking some rum after
the game like we always do they were talking about this little tussle
and you should know there a group of security guys going to be on the
lookout for you on Sunday

Beez : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 11:33 PM
You're mixing me up with Stan...

So that's what happened : The Other Mike T. : 12/14/06 11:51 PM
to my Captain Morgan!

Rich, Stan ... : Beez : 12/15/06 12:05 AM
you LA guys all look alike.

i leave to go to the Trans Siberian Orchestra : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 12:20 AM
concert and have some beers, and this friggin thread is still going....WOW

Hey Jints : JohnF : 12/15/06 12:32 AM
how was the TSO show this year? They are going to be here in Albany next week...

JohnF : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 12:34 AM
amazing....even better than last year....you need to go

they play any : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 12:57 AM
John Phillips Sousa?

LOL : JohnF : 12/15/06 12:59 AM
Got my tickets early. I
do miss seeing them in the smaller venues (had front seats at Proctors,
with the announcer right above us!), but the special effects are much
better at the bigger arenas!

they played the RBC Center in Raleigh : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 1:04 AM
the stage was in the middle of the venue....place was sold out....what a great concert

cant be as good as the Lenningrad Cowboys : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 1:20 AM
those guys were amazing and appealed to more than the college boy crowd

there were people ranging from age : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 1:29 AM
7-70 there...not a "college boy" crowd.

once a collegeboy : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 1:31 AM
always a
collegeboy, you want to give the kids a pass thats your business but
they shouldnt even be out that late or in a drug environment at all

I saw them once. Some a-hole was standing through the whole show : Stu : 12/15/06 8:32 AM
so some guy in our section doused him with a beer from about 5 rows back. Got his girlfriend as well.

Stu, I'm getting sick of your crap... : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 9:37 AM
Meet me in Section 17. I'm going to rip your lungs out and stuff them
down bob in tx's throat. Then I'm going to tie both of bob's hands
behind his back and rip off one of his legs and hammer you into the
turf with it to create a yard-marker.

Make it Dorgan's throat and you have yourself a deal! : Stu : 12/15/06 9:39 AM
.

This is getting : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:40 AM
better and better.

... : Beez : 12/15/06 9:42 AM

beez : cjac : 12/15/06 9:44 AM
get your own material

Which thing : Beez : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
was I caught stealing? The cookies?

I'm thinking crushed velvet? : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
.

For the record, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
if any
BBIers step in to try and "save" me, when I'm done with Clydez the
monkey boy, you're next. I have a rep to boost.

yeah : cjac : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
i did that like, 2 or 3 weeks ago. and don't pretend like you didn't see it.

what does : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
cookies have to do with this?

Well .... I didn't ... : Beez : 12/15/06 9:46 AM
but I always "look to the cookie."

JESUS BERRY : cjac : 12/15/06 9:47 AM
it has EVERYTHING to do with. WTF is wrong with you!

still sick... : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:48 AM
that's WTF is wrong! Black and whites.... so I guess this is a racist thing now...

Hey clydez, you remember this flick? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:49 AM

How'd things turn out for the big guy in that one?

BTW, can some one put a beard on Iv...er clydez to make it more realistic?

Berry, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:50 AM
the black and
white cookie is about harmony. Two different sides coming together to
be as one. Look to the cookie, Berry. Look to the cookie.

You know what I wish you would learn one week on BBI : cjac : 12/15/06 9:50 AM
is that all people are equal, and color has nothing to do with it.

Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:51 AM
I see, and for the record beez DID steal that from cjac or Britt.

Why then, isn't that cookie gray? : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:52 AM
Seriously, wtf?

Those cookies aren't about coming together in unison.
They're all about "I got mine and you got yours but you better not step past this line in the middle cracka!"

What color are Canadians? : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:54 AM
.

GF, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:55 AM
magenta is my guess.

Colours. : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
Canadians come in all kinds of colours.

Hey, that would be kind of cool huh? Rainbow bukkake anyone?

filthy : jlukes : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
i know their veins are brown because they are filled with maple syrup

shep : jlukes : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
taste the rainbow?

chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
Only when I grip it real tight down near the base.

Awww : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:57 AM
jlukes thinks shep is sweet!

shep, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:57 AM
I heard if you eat lots of pineapple that can happen

::devouring pineapple::

This turned super gay, super quick. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:58 AM
.

So you've... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:59 AM
....let me get this str8, you've tried to cut off the blood flow to your...nevermind. I'll leave that alone.

Filthy, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:59 AM
but not yet geigh. Then there're problems.

Next... : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:00 AM
it needs to turn policital and then religious, then this will be the thread with everything!

14 more : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:01 AM
til 1000

what was GiantKurts : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:02 AM
thread about years back that could have competed with this one?

http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg : jlukes : 12/15/06 10:02 AM
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg (new window)

BigBlue TT, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:03 AM
about the shed?

OK ... well, then if I stole the cookie(s) ... : Beez : 12/15/06 10:03 AM
here.

We are SOOOOO close : Beez : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
to 1,000 ... who will get it? The big Friday question!

Sweet! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
Granny v@gina with cinnamon!

Filth ... c'mon, man! : Beez : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
It's chocolate babka.

More : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
issues.

Now : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
I see why you 'get along' with chopper so well.

berry, do you have a boyfriend? : jlukes : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
::plays with shep's hair::

5 : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
more

Yeah ... when's Filthy going to be in Albany? : Beez : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
Gotta remember to plan around that.

1000! : cjac : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
.

She's dating Shockey without the abs. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
See, I pay attention.

I still cant believe I totally missed this yesterday... : Curtis in MD : 12/15/06 10:06 AM

i mean : cjac : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
1000!

Safe to say gene won't get : Beez : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
No. 1000? (Or is he lurking, waiting?)

DAMNIT, cjac! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
.

Not : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
for long!

Why? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
Because we both like...errrr, ummmmmm...well, it explains a lot about those that don't get along with me.

What is not for long? : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
Gene lurking or Shockey substitute with no abs?

Chopper : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
I'll save your little scrawny ass..

not : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
gene.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
it's like 7 am
where he lives. Anybody who's on BBI at 7 am on a weekday and has a job
doesn't have problems, they have issues.

Alright! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
Send pictures?

...to Davisian, I mean. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
.

chopp, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
what if they are on by 8?

GMAN, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:11 AM
then I will beat
the black off ya. I saw who you were picking to win this showdown
traitor. Have fun watching me make big wafts of smoke rings come outta
my mouth at camp brahski!

8 is fine Filth. : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:12 AM

nah chopper : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 10:14 AM
i had your
back all the way..i was just joshing, trying to get clydez stirred
up..you know we go back like grits and scrapple..

I'm usually off BBI by 7. : Beez : 12/15/06 10:15 AM
Then back on by the time I get to work. I have no issue with that whatsoever. chopper, you wanna go?

Why do all : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:18 AM
fat white guys pretend to be tough? Why, I ask. A simple question.

I ask, not be difficult; but because I need to know.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:18 AM
does a bear shit
in the woods and wipe his ass with a white rabbit? Come on down to
18...after I'm done with clydez, I'll fix you up with a speech
impediment as well.

The : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:19 AM
anger, I don't get it.

I hope Ben doesn't show up and ruin everything. : Stu : 12/15/06 10:20 AM
.

The martial : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:21 AM
art in question is, apparently, sumo.

Jesus I hope so too. : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:22 AM
But there's plenty of reeds for me to duck into should that beast show
up. I almost forgot aboput that joke(but not really), thanks Stu!

Actually : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:22 AM
it's drunken monkey TMAC.

By speech impedement, : Beez : 12/15/06 10:24 AM
you mean college fund for the kids? I'm there!

Your kids are gonna be : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:26 AM
Oliver and The Artful Dodger by the time I'm done with you.

6'5... 265 lbs, I'll take him down : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 10:33 AM
as soon as I'm done beating JonC

I wonder if clydez got as warm a welcome on the other giant boards he hit up searching for his beer tossing arch enemy.

chopper, : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 10:37 AM
why are you so difficult to get along with?

And some of those : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:37 AM
Geritol
swallowing f@ggots that you and honey are obstructing may have charged
the beach at Normandy, or landed in Inchon, or withstood the Tet
Offensive. Tough guy.

I'm not Randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:49 AM
people that know me will attest that your implication is rather
unfounded(much like your belief in all your cute little myths). But if
I don't particularly like you...yeah, I can be tough to get along with,
asswipe.

unbelievable : clydez : 12/15/06 10:51 AM
some of you are
a real pack of f@ggots. i am embarrased that you are giantsfans. this
is more like a queer tea party then it is a football fan forum. most of
you probably dont stand during games because you are busy giving each
other handjobs under your blankets.

Yeah, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:52 AM
I never stand, fatty.

Wait, wait wait.. : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:55 AM
YOU'RE embarassed that some people on here are Giants fans? That's rich.

Hahahahaha. : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 10:56 AM
clydez wore my pee.

BB26 : JonC : 12/15/06 10:56 AM
It's ON now !!

TMAC, well said.

I was getting worried : Brandon Walsh : 12/15/06 10:57 AM
this thread was coming to an end, but clydez is back!

shepherdsam, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:58 AM
well-said.

clydez is starting to grow on me : Stan from LA : 12/15/06 11:01 AM
He's a man's MAN!

Hi clydez. : Stu : 12/15/06 11:03 AM
Good morning!!

Stan : Bavaro : 12/15/06 11:03 AM
so is his girlfriend

No, chopper everyone (minus 3 or 4 people here) : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 11:38 AM
will attest you are a fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitch who deserves a beating. Never post here again doucheface?

has this thread : hyadoin : 12/15/06 12:03 PM
broken a record yet?

i can't believe : ballzblue : 12/15/06 12:15 PM
this thread is still going on...thank you Clydez, and thank your beat GF too.

Randy ... if you had to assign an order ... : Beez : 12/15/06 12:27 PM
would clydez or chopper be higher on your list of those who are fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitches?

Classic gents.. : ATL_Giant : 12/15/06 12:27 PM
classic.

umm you can stand : JesseS : 12/15/06 12:28 PM
and give handjobs clydez. everyone knows this...right guys?

I like the : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 12:28 PM
clydez. Mostly because he was quick to realize chop's f@ggoty demeanor.

JesseS, : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 12:30 PM
I know you can stand and get one.

Wouldn't that be ... naw ... couldn't happen. : Beez : 12/15/06 12:30 PM
You don't think his girlfriend is ... nawwwwwww.

My favorite line from this whole thread was... : JB in NJ : 12/15/06 12:49 PM
smartass internet toughguy mung eating c0cksuckers

I agree with Randy... : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:09 PM
clydez is a keeper. I like him better than just about anyone on this thread, with about 4-5 exceptions.

God, make it stop : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 1:11 PM
.

Ok randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 1:13 PM
I'll see
your 3/4. Let's put money on this, 200 bucks. If I can get five people
to tell you that I'm not a faggoty douche-face and who will not "attest
that I am a fa¬ggoty, whiney little bitch who deserves a beating", you
owe me 200(even tho I know you are a little weasel and would welch).

Rich, : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 1:13 PM
I know I'm one of the "keepers". You don't have to say it.

As in : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 1:16 PM
one of those posters whose head you want to KEEP submerged underwater

Bah? : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 1:17 PM
Make it stop? PLease?

I checked Giants.com messageboard : kelsto811 : 12/15/06 1:17 PM
nothing, how come you aren't bugging them?

Thanks, Rich. : Stu : 12/15/06 1:18 PM
You're aces as well!

Hi Stu! : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 1:21 PM
.

Hi, 26!! : Stu : 12/15/06 1:22 PM
Hope your day's going well.

This is : T-Bone : 12/15/06 1:24 PM
getting ridiculous.

T-Bone : Stu : 12/15/06 1:30 PM
You probably can't go to the bathroom fast enough to keep up with this. You can take this into February!

Wow.... : Curtis in MD : 12/15/06 1:33 PM

So is there going to be a fight in : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:35 PM
the parking lot somewhere on Sunday? Can someone videotape it? I might be able to get it onto a network show...

I will : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 1:37 PM
take pictures...a collage/montage might be a good idea.

Great. And if you can get a : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:44 PM
dog or a cat involved, that'd be even better. I've got a demographic to worry about here. (Shut up, Randy.)

Chopper's : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 1:52 PM
a pu$$y, so that's covered.

according to clydez.

Stu : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 1:56 PM
It's over 50 degrees in December in NJ and its Friday so I guess I'm doing alright. You?

This thread needs : BigK : 12/15/06 2:00 PM
Some artwork. Chris are you out there?

Berry, you're next after clydez and Randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 2:04 PM
but Randy never goes to games so you're second. When you're as bad-ass
as I am, it don't matter if you're a chick, you're getting your ass
whooped regardless.

66 and clear here!! : Stu : 12/15/06 2:05 PM
Doing great!

berry, don't worry-- : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 2:14 PM
chopper GOES to games and then avoids everyone that might beat him to a
pulp. Though he does like to beat women so there's that. Ah, just kill
him?

Uh.... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 2:21 PM
yeah Randy. Good one. Lol, fuckin idiot.

. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 2:31 PM

I love Fassel in that group shot, but you're a little light : Stu : 12/15/06 2:39 PM
on T-Bone reading.

Love it : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 2:40 PM
Filthy!

pu-leeze : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 2:40 PM
. I know your weakness. You won't win.

GO : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 2:42 PM
BERRY!!!!!

So, so tuff : RAZE : 12/15/06 2:44 PM
like Tuff Turf...

Bad asses, : TMAC : 12/15/06 3:07 PM
with two chins.

This thread is getting to legendary status... : rnargi : 12/15/06 3:13 PM
...right up there with Iggy...

I call fraud : bigbluefan92 : 12/15/06 3:16 PM
You can't have a real fight thread if there is not one mention of how many plates you can press. I'm up to 12.

is that a Panthers fan : Upstate J : 12/15/06 3:17 PM
in the bottom left corner? black jersey??

bigbluefan92, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:29 PM
See NNJ Tom's post at 2:59 yesterday.

---------------------------------------------------------
Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.
---------------------------------------------------------

I'll keep it going : Stan from LA : 12/15/06 3:30 PM
Speedy, Modus and Burr are the 3 Stooges.

Ah I missed that one : bigbluefan92 : 12/15/06 3:32 PM
I must have been lifting lol

What's my weakness Berry? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 3:40 PM
I lock my beers up when I scrap.

Ruh-Roh, Randy's in your corner!

If I exposed it : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 3:44 PM
on BBI, you'd be mad. Not gonna do it.

Hmmm, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:45 PM
seems like Berry learned something about chawper at camp last year.

How about the Cliff notes : O'Dorgan : 12/15/06 3:45 PM
for this thread?
Is there a brawl scheduled?
Who is whipping who?

Davisian - Which one again is you, and which is shepardsam? : Stu : 12/15/06 3:47 PM

O'Dorgan, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:47 PM
this may be one BBI thread that can't be summed up.

92 : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 3:49 PM
He never answered the
question so he must have girly-arms and do less than 3 plates. Not much
of a rumble if you ask me. More like a bitcha slap.

Clydez : Section331 : 12/15/06 3:53 PM
I sit because your gf is giving me a handjob under the blanket.

Stu : T-Bone : 12/15/06 3:59 PM
I think I'm gonna break this one up into chapters or somethin.

T : Stu : 12/15/06 4:00 PM
Can't wait for the movie!!!

Berry, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 4:05 PM
email me exactly what you're talking about. I don't get mad on BBI anymore.

Stu : T-Bone : 12/15/06 4:06 PM
Right! I think it's time to start putting the cast together!

I say clydez should be the guy who played Shaggy in that Scooby Doo movie.

Clydez = Puddy from Sienfeld : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 4:10 PM
.

show me 1100! : YAJ2112 : 12/15/06 4:10 PM

I know who should play his gf : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:12 PM
Nick Mangold's sister...

http://goofyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/holly_mangold.jpg

Ah, damn : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:13 PM
that's what I get for being html illiterate.

Gotcha covered. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 4:14 PM

Now I see why the Red Shockey threw the beer : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 4:16 PM
that chick blocks section 312 and 313.

berry, email me? : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 4:18 PM
I'm insecure too?

Puddy - Nice! : Stu : 12/15/06 4:20 PM
.

Mangold's sister is hot. : Stu : 12/15/06 4:21 PM
I love a girl in uniform.

Thanks, filthy. : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:52 PM
She's pretty sweet.

Hey, heyyyyy ... no makin' fun of Mangold's little sis. : Beez : 12/15/06 6:56 PM
I guarantee she could beat the crapola outta 75% of the people here,
and she's absolutely a tougher football player than 97% ever could
dream of having been. LOVE the Mangold sis.

Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 6:58 PM
I sent the email via FilthyExpress.

hey berry : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 7:39 PM
whats up?

Wow : JOrthman : 12/15/06 7:53 PM
Just Wow

I'm just happy to be in the 3% : CardinalX : 12/15/06 8:02 PM
.

Card ... : Beez : 12/15/06 8:03 PM
are you fighting chopper this weekend?

No : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 9:51 PM
Me and Cardinal are fighting in two weeks..

Vegas has chopper and lukes : hyadoin : 12/15/06 9:54 PM
+570 underdogs.

Vegas has chopper and lukes : hyadoin : 12/15/06 9:57 PM
+570 underdogs.

This thread has truly dominated : BUgiantfan : 12/15/06 10:14 PM
my life the past few days...I love you guys.

We need the : compton : 12/16/06 1:14 AM
106 & Park poster.

plz respkit this thread? : NyquistX3 : 12/16/06 1:29 AM
?????

Sorry, I had to post on this thread. It just had to be done.

Good read : Reese : 12/16/06 9:21 AM
Thanks everyone...

so what time are the knuckles flying? : hyadoin : 12/16/06 3:08 PM
Berry don't forget your camera.

It just took about an hour and a half.. : Charlie C : 12/16/06 4:10 PM
but I just read this thread. I am in pain from laughing so hard.

clydez : Big Al : 12/16/06 6:06 PM
I hope you plan to stay.

WTF? : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/16/06 6:54 PM
That's all you can say to describe this thread.

Filthy : BigK : 12/17/06 12:32 AM
Great artwork...you're a genius

OK ... in the spirit of T-Bone's "Players Only" thread, : Beez : 12/17/06 8:03 AM
place your predictions here now for what you think will occur today, regarding this situation. Here's mine:

Going with BBI "meet-and-brawl" history with my pick. I say
chopper shows, hangs and does exactly as he says - cruises from
tailgate to tailgate. Meanwhile, no one claiming to be clydez ever
materializes anywhere near any BBIer in the 18 lot vicinity, yet on
Monday, at some point, clydez posts that he was there ready to take
names, but no one showed. (And the Giants win.)

..... : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:05 AM
and where's the brownies at the pole part

Well ... I'll be standing in front of my TV : Beez : 12/17/06 8:07 AM
for this one. Can't place brownie's at the base of the 17F pole for
NJBay and RayF this afternoon, but I'll see what I can do from here.

I don't know what chopper has planned : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:09 AM
but he called up last night and asked if I would bring an inflatable pin -- he wants to blow sumptin up

See you soon : Berrylish2 : 12/17/06 8:11 AM
gidie. hyadoin... if I can find my camera in the next few minutes, I'm bringing it.

see you shortly lish : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:12 AM
I'm leavin in about an hour -- I'll be there before 11

Have fun, all. : Beez : 12/17/06 8:14 AM
Enjoy a nice win. (Giants, that is.)

Somebody bring a wireless laptop : GMANinDC : 12/17/06 11:29 AM
I want blow-by-blow accounts of the action

I just called Hope : Big Al : 12/17/06 11:51 AM
She says Chopperhatch is there but no sign of Clydez yet.

I wish we could start a : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:53 AM
new thread for today's events. But this one is such a classic..

Somebody hook up the webcam so we can all enjoy : PetesHereNow : 12/17/06 11:55 AM
Hell, we can charge for this. 5 bucks a view? At almost 1,200 replies? Ridiculous profit margin. Gold, Jerry, Gold.

this is honestly the first time : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:56 AM
I felt left out not being able to go to the stadium.

Did Hope say : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:57 AM
if Chopper is walking around with a plastic cup full of fountain soda ready to attack?

Just saw clydez : Upstate J : 12/17/06 12:08 PM
on the Fox pre-game show...

So far ... : Beez : 12/17/06 12:09 PM
my prediction is on target.

you know that every time Blue fan : hyadoin : 12/17/06 12:15 PM
with a beard walks by.. chopper starts getting all nervous...

I could swear I just saw : hyadoin : 12/17/06 1:00 PM
clydez pushing his way through the crowd behind the Fox crew. Chopper get your mountain dew ready!

So : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/17/06 2:36 PM
is Chopper dead yet?

So ... : Beez : 12/18/06 6:38 AM
I win.

Beez : gidiefor : 12/18/06 8:23 AM
here's the choices on clydez based on our investigations:

1 - dupe

2 - jlukes look alike

Bump. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 9:26 AM
Details?

Giants lose : Davisian : 12/18/06 9:27 AM
Rangers get their asses handed to them.

And chopper wusses out again.

What a crappy day..

So this clydez guy didn't show? Is that the deal? : Andy in Halifax : 12/18/06 9:27 AM
.

Andy : JonC : 12/18/06 9:33 AM
no sign of him anywhere.

Did chawper win by default? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 9:36 AM
.

I'd say a forfeit counts. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 9:37 AM
Chopper = victorious!

Was anyone sitting in sec 312? : Bavaro : 12/18/06 9:39 AM
.

haha i wish i was at the game : jlukes : 12/18/06 9:52 AM
to bad i was busy partying in a luxury box at MSG. Good lord last night was amazing

So no chopper and no clydez? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 9:53 AM
You guys see Joey?

Yes : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 9:54 AM
we saw Joey.

Chopper shoulda' kicked Joey's ass.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 9:59 AM
That would've been Kuehl..

Davis : jlukes : 12/18/06 10:01 AM
nahhh, but totally Awasom

i looked up : ballzblue : 12/18/06 10:02 AM
to sec 312 a few times hoping to see some action but was sadly dissappointed

Did you like Joey? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:02 AM
Or hate him? I like him.

i lik jiminy verry mutsh. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
.

Joey : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
and Mrs Joey (who is VERY VEry pretty, btw) were very likable.

I totally like teh Joey : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
2 get his asser kiked bi chopin

berry you liked : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:04 AM
mrs joey a lot? im getting excited?

Not in THAT way : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:05 AM
don't be such a nuisance!

Joey and Mrs Joey were : gidiefor : 12/18/06 10:11 AM
way cool -- Randy on the other hand .......

He's : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:13 AM
like a six year old who just discovered that he has a pen!s and figured out what he can do with it.

Wow, Joey doesn't sound that cool afterall.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:14 AM
What did he do with his junk?

Ew! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:18 AM
Joey!! What did you DO at the tailgate??

Davis ... : Beez : 12/18/06 10:48 AM
you want a dead composer to kick Randy's ass? Fair fight ... that is, if Berry's right and Randy's 6 with a new pen1s.

Frederick farking : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:51 AM
Chopin..

(((((((((((((((WoW))))))))))))))))) : gidiefor : 12/18/06 11:11 AM
That's Moldy

I saw clydez : Stan from LA : 12/18/06 11:32 AM
At the Knicks/Nuggets game.

Joey does really exist : BigBlue26 : 12/18/06 11:33 AM
And all I know is that if you walk away from a group of BBIers to go to
the bathroom... they are GONE when you come back! (I know there was a
line but it didn't take us THAT long)

BBIers have things to do, 26 ... : Beez : 12/18/06 11:44 AM
fights to have ... or instigate, then film.

As I heard it... : manh george : 12/18/06 12:11 PM
clydez didn't show, and Chopper won two out of three falls.

...or maybe Chopper is clydez. : Stu : 12/18/06 12:16 PM
Image repair?

You really think Randy : Beez : 12/18/06 12:17 PM
would sit idly by and allow that to happen?

Kudos to chopper ... he showed. He deserves something for that. Maybe ... brownies at the base of a pole.

Stu: I've heard that : bob in tx : 12/18/06 12:19 PM
Randy is Melvin S.

Yeah. Me too. : Stu : 12/18/06 12:20 PM
Wish he'd stick to just being Melvin.

Melvin? Bah? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 12:22 PM
I don't get it?

Ive heard Melvin : j_rud : 12/18/06 12:28 PM
is Louis Farakhan

in case any one gives a s*** : clydez : 12/18/06 2:50 PM
the f****n f@ggot in the red shockey jersey wasn\\\'t anywere to be seen.

whatever clydez. : Andy in Halifax : 12/18/06 2:51 PM
you obviously pussied out... if you're a real person at all.

Where were you sweetheart? : Davisian : 12/18/06 2:52 PM
?

Clydez : ballzblue : 12/18/06 2:58 PM
i was there...how else would I know that your girlfriend didn't shave yesterday?

clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 2:58 PM
I was in that lot waiting for your candy ass all morning, what happened sweet tits?

bump. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 3:40 PM
.

Clydez ... I was under the impression : Beez : 12/18/06 3:42 PM
you were going to look for chopper and jlukes (who wasn't there,
actually) before the game? Sounds like you were a no-show. Excuse? I
mean, other than you're (a) a dupe handle or (b) a big chickenshiite.

Snatch you spelled : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:43 PM
"I
was in that lot waiting for your candy ass all morning, hoping and
praying you wouldn't show and had my sunglasses ready in case you
showed, I would then don my sunglasses and try to blend into the
background" wrong.

Randy's rooting for clyde? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:45 PM
You read the opening post? You have the flu?

Yeah, anyone's better : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:50 PM
than douchehatch

Randy.... : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
I'm surprised.

Pipe down? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
..

U 2 suxed : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
also.

Gotta get Randy and The Chopper : Beez : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
together.

Wah! Let's stick up 4 seth! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
He was nice when we talked to him! Wah! Let's forget he's the biggest dick on this board! wahhhhhhhhhh

No : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
questionmark, Dav. PIPE DOWN MONKEYBOY!

Oh, Beez, you too. : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
Sticking up for the douche¬bag.

Ur not piping down? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
jabroni?

I like : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
you both...sometimes. So stifle it, both of you!

but chopper's : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
a bitch?

And you can : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:56 PM
be a cuhnt, so quit it.

Great. : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
Now I'm hard.

Hmmm, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
on Friday, clydez was all...

By Monday morning he's all...

What the dealy?

YES! : Beez : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
The thread ... she is alive.

But ... I stick up for chopper? The fuquer wants to eat my offspring (who will crush him, incidentally).

alright : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
everyone, take a
pill. We are a week from Christmas for goodness sakes. What ever
happened to Peace on Earth and goodwill toward men......and all that
sh1t?

Is that : Beez : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
jlukes? I haven't checked his myspace site in a while.

Berry, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
why the hell are you telling me to pipe down when this asshole acts like a 12 year old?

Melvin, again, everybody who disagrees with you is wrong I guess? You're a piece of lint from clydez girlfriend's anus

gene ... : Beez : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
did you do that on purpose? Christmas for goodness sakes Cuz, if not ... good job.

Wait. : Beez : 12/18/06 3:59 PM
Melvin = Randy?

Shhhhh : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
I'm just trying to make peace! Now stick a sock in it Randy!

I just like saying pipe down to randy? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
And calling him jabroni?

And it has duel power?

Because chopper hates the statements ending in question mark styles?

So I'm basically telling them both to suck it?

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
you arrange for Randy and I to meet, and I'll buy you drinks for a year.

Yeah, apparently the genius : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:01 PM
thinks I'm Melvin. I think it is awesome--it reinforces what many of us
say about his paranoid, persecuted little nancy-boy persona.

Randy : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
is not Melvin. Nope, nope, nope

If Randy is Melvin : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
Who is Milton? There has to be a connection!

some of you f@ggots : clydez : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
may of
been too obsessed with this thread. you can all cheer for your
chickenboy since i didnt run into him yesterday. i got to the game late
and turned right and parked in 16. BUT i did take a walk thru 18 right
before the game AND after the game. i did not see any pus oozing tw4t
in a lt jersey looking for me. since this c0cksucker didnt specify
where in lot 18, i walked near 18c where i was suppose to be parking.
because of that waste of a trip i missed the first five minutes. and
surprise! nobody came to see me during the game.

I love it... : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
this
little fleeb comes out with his corny little misspellings and
grammatical errors and I still catch reprimandings...now you'll
probably tell me I take this place too seriously(couldn't be further
from the truth).

But he does chum the water for chopper? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:03 PM
..

oh clydez : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:05 PM
would you
just go kill yourself already? So you expected me to wait in the lot
all day, wait till 4:14 before going into the game, run right out after
the game and then wait some more? I didn't know they stacked piles of
shit 6'5". Blow me you oaf.

I saw : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:05 PM
someone in a white
Osi jersey in 18C after the game, if that was you, you're like 13 years
old. Also we DID tell you where in 18.

BTW clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:06 PM
I didn't mean to call you an oaf. That was meant for yourgirlfriend with the pillowy mouf.

hey c0cksucker : clydez : 12/18/06 4:08 PM
did you ever tell me where in 18? no you didnt. phew right?

clydez : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 4:11 PM
You dont reside in the DC area, do you? You sound very familiar.

Clydez, : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:11 PM
I thought
it was pretty clear that you were supposed to be in 18C, you smartass
internet toughguy mung eating c0cksucker.

Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:13 PM
Yeah ... they did tell you where. And if you really wanted to find them (him), you would have.

Randy ... what can I do to facilitate the meet-n-greet between you and the chop?

It will be a meet and : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:14 PM
beat(ing) LMAOOLOLOLO!!!

HAWT? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:15 PM
..

Randy vs. Chawper : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
Only one way to get a clear image of the magnitude of this matchup. Google Image Search.

In this corner, standing at 5 foot 7 and 121 pounds, with a brown
belt in Ju Jitsu that he rented specifically for this engagement,
nothing could be finer than to be in his vaginaaaaaaaaaa,
chawpeeeeerrrrrrrrrHATCH!!!

Aaaannnnddd in this corner, a husky 4 foot 17 and weighing in at
164 pounds, known for his appreciation of cross stitch and anything
anal, from the big C.T.....Radneeeeeee!!!!

Leeeettttsss get reeeeaaadddyyyyyyyyyy toooooooo totally wuss out at camp and avoid one another.

I SAID 18C! : clydez : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
AND i went there before AND after the game! where on this thread did he say where he was going tobe?

LOLOLOLwhatever ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
so anyway ...

Meanwhile, I wonder how the "alternate BBI" is enjoying this.

If that's chopper ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:17 PM
...

Filthy, : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:17 PM
where the HELL did you get that picture of me and why are you using it??

clydez ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:18 PM
chicken AND attention deficit disorder.

Yet chopper is such a hero! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:19 PM
Brave as the day is long.

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:20 PM
you talk this game, and you avoid every gathering. Interesting. You and clydez are prob busy filling each other's voids.

The level of bitchdom youve achieved is at a historic level.

But seriously folks ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:20 PM
Randy, will you be attenting camp next August? chopper?

Choppersnatch = : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:21 PM
scared little bitch...WAH!

anyone else wonder why certain members havent shown up on this thread? : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:21 PM
It is pathetic that some people need to create a dupe handle on a
message board to start s h i t just to get themselves off.

The following is an actual call from an OnStar customer... : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
ONSTAR: This is OnStar, how can I help you?
CLYDEZ: Yeah, where the fu+k is the chopperf@ggot?
ONSTAR: Sir? I'm sorry, I don't know what you're asking me.
CLYDEZ: Sorry? You'll be sorry when I bend you in half, shove your nose
up your ass, break off your nose, eat it, and then sh!t on your @ss!
ONSTAR: Sir, if my nose was up my ass, why would you want to break it off and eat it?
CLYDEZ: F=ck you, OnStar! You wearin a Shockey jersey?

jlukes ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
let it all go. Tell us what you really think. Release ...

I've been atenting ever since I saw that pic of chopperhatch. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
He's not nearly that cute in person but then, he was wearing a lot more at camp.

VV, nice! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:23 PM
Actually, clydez is only a notch below chopper's level of neanderthalism

Beez : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:23 PM
i think i am still
hungover from the luxury box at MSG. That is what happens when you kill
a mini fridge full of beers and 4 bottles of wine with your friends.

Come onnnn ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:24 PM
you don't have any friends!

which is why i am all hungover : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:24 PM
had to do all that drinkin myself

Sweet!!! : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:25 PM
On-Star calls RULZ!!!!!

I'm starting to believe that Randy is actually a dupe handle. : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:25 PM
His brand of stupidity has gotta be intentional

it was really a great time, my brother had some friends there too : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
and one of them got to go down on the ice during the 1st intermission
and won the race around the cones. It was friggen awesome

VV, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
excellent. The last line put it over the top.

You are a duplicate of : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
a monkey's rectum.

He's a chronic-master-baiter : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
And you're a bait-eating-chronic.

In many ways, he completes you.

Village : BigBlue26 : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
Thanks! LOL!

Quit it with the dupe sh_t you detective wanna be's... I think
clydez is just an idiot who came to BBI to find another idiot out of
the 78,000+ who attend games.

And I really, really doubt that Randy is Melvin.

You two have to meet. : Beez : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
It's really too perfect not to happen.

Thatw as to chopper : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
So that would make Randy the C-M-B..

I'm really BB26 : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
.

V V -- You forgot : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
ONSTAR: throws beer Clydez

No way Randy is Melvin : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
..

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : Beez : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
26 tryin' to throw people off the scent ... what do you know, 26? Hmmm?

ugh! : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
ON Clydez

Hi schnitz! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:29 PM
.

schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:31 PM
whttaya make of all this?

Dudes -- I read through the beginning : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:31 PM
and end of this thread.

Did anyone make the point that if Clyde's is 6'5" and weighing a
TON, then with Clydez in front of him, the guy behind him probably
couldn't have seen the game even if he had been standing up?

Logic? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:32 PM
No, there's none of that here.

Don't think it ever got to that point. : Beez : 12/18/06 4:33 PM
Concensus was: clydez shoulda just sat his fat arse down.

Let me switch it up on ya'. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:33 PM
Eff Google. Gimme some YAHOO Image Search.

Chawper

Radnee

Interesting enough, when you search for "BBI Sammich Crew", you get this.

Hi Rodnee =;-) : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:35 PM
Beez -- for
the Clydez thing; the guy is a douche on so many levels... Needs to
follow crowd consensus on standing up...like on 3rd downs and big plays.

Clydez also doesn't really know who threw the beer. It could have
been someone else in the section who thought Clydez was being a
jacka$$, which tends to happen when there is an obvious jerk in a
section...others in the section unite against the obvious jerk. All
Clydez knows is that the guy who asked him to sit thought the
beer-throwing was funny.

As for the rest, ech, whatever...

beez you are a : clydez : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
f***n s*** talking wiseass a$$hole. show me where somebody said where in lot 18 prick.

That's a great pic. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
I find the yellow really brings out the colour of my teeth.

Oh yeah, signing up on an internet fight : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
just to pick a fight with one out of 88,000 people is up there with the stupidest things I've ever seen online ever.

And teh Filthy cracks me up.

clydez ... you wanna piece-a me now? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
Read the thread yourself, lazy ass.

internet *site* : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
(Brain jumped ahead...reading too many resumes today)

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:39 PM
It sounds like he does.

I'll give you 3 guesses which piece and where he'd like it to go...

Beez, he doesn't have to read the whole thing : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
just do a "Control-F" on "18" -- more evidence on the grey matter clydez is lacking.

if you were so worried about where : kelsto811 : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
then why didn't you ask, you pussied out you pus$y

clydez, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
18C

18C was mentioned many times in this thread. It's a good thing you
showed up late. One hit on chawper and you'll never be able to wash the
biggot off that hand.

So in summary : Bill Barilko : 12/18/06 4:43 PM
Randy is clyde and chopper's a pussy?

This thread has now officially become boring : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:44 PM
time for me to move on.

chop ... I'm trying to arrange a meeting : Beez : 12/18/06 4:47 PM
for you and your boyfriend. But he won't address it.

schnitz, : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:48 PM
here's a resume for ya:

CLYDEZ

Education
Ass-Kick U

Hobbies
- Bending internet pu$$ies in half
- Standing
- Getting my girl soaked in beer
- Defense of my beer-soaked girl
- Internet searches on Shockey wanna-be homos
- Cheering. And I mean REAL cheering. Loud as f+ck, yo. Not the pu$$y cheering you're used to seeing, you f+cking pu$$y.

Special Skills
- Growing a full, luxurious beard.

Just put out : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:48 PM
a trail of Reese's Pieces. Randy will find his way.

Now Randy wants a piece of Reese? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:49 PM
That boy is out of control.

One unanswered question remains for me.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:50 PM
What is that in Beez's picture at 12:41 on 12/14????

agree : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:51 PM
wtf is that?

ok... i am not 100% certain : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:52 PM
but 97.95% certain i know who Clydez is now.

A$$HOLE! : clydez : 12/18/06 4:52 PM
I SAID 18C! ME! NOT
HIM! ME! IT WAS MENTIONED BECAUSE I SAID THAT IS WHERE I WILL BE!
CHOPERRF@GGOTC()NT NEVER SAID WHERE HE WUZ GOING TO BE! JUST 18!

Shut it Farva : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:53 PM
..

The C stands for chopper. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:53 PM
.

And you two say : Beez : 12/18/06 4:55 PM
you're "from the country?" Riiiiight.

SHE's a little bit country.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:56 PM
I'm a little bit Rock & Roll..

I'm cu ntry too. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
.

weeee-ooooooo : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
someone's jumping the shark.

I thought : Beez : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
you were show tunes.

well, that almost killed the thread right there : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
.

Holy crap -- Quit shouting : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:58 PM
So you cloud people's vision and you're a screamer too. Dude, you're like a Superfund Site with legs.

See? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:58 PM
City folks don't type out "weeeeee-oooooooo." Country girl, for sure.

So whats in the pic? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
eh?

Donnie & Marie now? : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
I think this must be the most officially sucking thread-that-sucked that ever sucked sucking suckage.

Did anyone catch this except me.... : Gmen56 : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
Clydez's post above: "....i got to the game late and turned right and
parked in 16. BUT i did take a walk thru 18 right before the game AND
after the game. i did not see any pus oozing tw4t in a lt jersey
looking for me. since this c0cksucker didnt specify where in lot 18, i
walked near 18c where i was suppose to be parking......"

Now, you do know Lot 18 is for Reserved Parking. You can park
there even if you so happened to be late, there's always a spot. Hmmmmm.

suck off : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
suckering suckatash

Fatty, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
me and other
BBIers were looking over to 18c the whole day waiting for a walking big
grundle and a 265 lb guy with a beard. We saw nothing but a couple of
guys making out in the back of a pick-up truck. Now you might call that
"waiting", but I call that revolting.

That'th Thuck off! : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:00 PM
Thuckering Thuccotash! Holy Ththith, thith thread thuxth!

schnitzie : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:00 PM
rzpct teh classix

This thread= : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 5:01 PM

Clydez is..... really Tiki Barber : CardinalX : 12/18/06 5:01 PM
he's attempting to divert the attention of us fans from the implosion
on the field that is our Giants... by creating a fauxfight

wag the dog Tiki.... wag the dog!!

Davisian, I saw the Ignatius Reilly thread : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:02 PM
Holy crap that sucked too, but this one just might have it beat.

Oh I agree schnitz : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:02 PM
But I meant the Osmonds..

If you were to right-click on the picture ... : Beez : 12/18/06 5:03 PM
you'd see it's ... a TROUGH! Friggin' city folk.

Oh.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
I thought it was an 8-Track holder. For a vista cruiser..

THAT IS : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
NOT A TROUGH! THIS IS:

Davisian -- Oh... : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
Man, the Osmonds are classics? There goes Western Civ, right down the terlet.

Remember when I fought Davisian last year at camp? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
My vag1na was never the same.

Now, how would I know if clydez's girlfriend : Beez : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
drives a Vista Cruiser?

and not just any trough : CardinalX : 12/18/06 5:05 PM
but a 340L-Box-Trough. YEEEEEEEEE haaaaaaaaaaw

Schnitzie, : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 5:15 PM
Irie says Hi! Well, he said Arf? But we know what that means.

I hate my job... : Amtoft : 12/18/06 8:21 PM
so busy all the time. I missed Chopper pretending to be a bad ass again. Thank goodness Randy calls it like it is.

Randy just found a partner. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 9:13 AM
.

I'm a little jealous? : Davisian : 12/19/06 9:21 AM
?

Yep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:55 AM
Randy always gets it right Amtoft. Lol.

Which is funny because : Davisian : 12/19/06 9:56 AM
Amtoft usually gets it Left.

No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Seth, you're still alive? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 9:59 AM
Just great...

And this thing : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 10:07 AM
still lives on....

I was hoping the baby jeebis : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 10:13 AM
took the sethacth back home amongst the angels?

Class act... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 10:21 AM
then you could go to Giants games and camp without fearing for your life.

Well, fear gay : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 10:22 AM
rape. Homo.

I can't believe I missed : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:17 AM
Berry liking my wife! No one said I was very very good looking, I clearly married up

Joey ... : Beez : 12/19/06 11:19 AM
photos, and we could give you some real opinions. You know, about how good lookin' you really are.

Joey, was Seth as big a douche in person : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:24 AM
as he plays on BBI? Be honest?

It never stops.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:30 AM
BTW, Joey doesn't look anything like I thought he would.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:32 AM
What were you expecting, out of curiosity?

An older guy.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:33 AM
::braces for punch::

Randy : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:34 AM
He gave me a beer
after all the sh-it I've given him on here, so he scored some points.
Seth's a good kid, nothing like his BBI alter ego. Very similar to
someone else I know.

Joey : Stu : 12/19/06 11:36 AM
I've met a bunch of BBI'ers and I'd say 90% are nothing like they appear to be here.

Bah, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:38 AM
I've heard worwse
Joey. It was good meeting you and your wife. Sorry the Jints couldn't
pull out a win, but I had a good time anyways.

And if you came earlier, you woulda gotten a Dead Guy Ale or a Guinness instead of a Crud Lite.

Stu : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:38 AM
F U

Randy - WTF?? : Stu : 12/19/06 11:39 AM
Still looing forward to meeting you!!

...and Joey - soiled jeans as well.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:40 AM
I just act old
on here because I'm crusty while at work. I"m actually pretty fun. I
wish I had gotten there earlier, we planned very poorly for the game
which will NOT happen again.

This thread... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 11:41 AM
is just not the same without clydez.

I'm 90% funnier in real life.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
My Mom even said so..

Joey - planned poorly? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
Or
tried to avoid us altogether? Had JonC and I not harrassed you by phone
all day you may have never met all the wonderful folks of BBI. :o)

Stu, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
I never pee myself. I pee on others.

JB, I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:43 AM
AND FEED IT TO STU!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

chopper : Stu : 12/19/06 11:44 AM
I was referring to Joey's last comment.

chopper : Stu : 12/19/06 11:45 AM
I meant your last coment to him.

BB : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:45 AM
I called you guys too, so zip it! I was not going to miss out meeting you guys, lateness be damned.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:49 AM
Admit it, you thought I'd be an old pip squeak!

Glad : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 11:57 AM
you came to
Dorkapalooza! FYI gidie and I even yelled at the Giants sometime in the
3rd of 4th quarter. "Do It for Joey!"

You mean you're not an old : gidiefor : 12/19/06 11:59 AM
pip squeak? Who was that I met?

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 12:05 PM
NOW can Randy and the chopper get along? Please? For Davis?

Beez, I tried a while ago but : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:08 PM
when I tried to disagree with chopp, respectfully, he went on the attack...And therein lies the problem.

gidie : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 12:08 PM
OUCH. Now I'm going to stay at the gym an extra hour tonight. Thanks for the inspiration (you big jerk)

randy and chopper pipe down? : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:15 PM
with eachother?

Davis is : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:15 PM
a douche

notsofresh : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:16 PM
olorolooo!!!

UH OH : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:17 PM
now davisian is gonna get in a fight with a guy (nameless) who throws vinegar at him.

OH! THANKS BERRY! : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:18 PM
You just totally reminded me that i have to pick up a big bottle of vinegar to lime the coffee maker.

Who's better than you?

Davisian : Stu : 12/19/06 12:19 PM
Josh and dad said to say hello.

Where's clydez? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:19 PM
I miss that little monkey.

Hey : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:20 PM
anytime...

Stu : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:20 PM
I'm the third Son, the one he dispwn3d for rampant geigh..

Joey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:32 PM
Oh sorry -- I guess that was me I was talking about -- WTF -- I got to go to the gym now -- chriminey

has this thread : hyadoin : 12/19/06 12:33 PM
broken a record yet?

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 12:33 PM
you're a
fucking liar. Busting my balls and calling me names is one thing, but
that is a blatant lie. Look, you have people on this site who like you
for whatever reason, I don't and can promise you i never will. It was I
who tried to level with you and treat things with the same flippant and
disingenuous manner as you, but you poo-pooed that peace offering as
well. So, now I know that there is no hope that I could ever shake your
hand. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Joey, you got a frame on you for sure. Standing there next to you
and Jon with a cooler of beer next to me, beer in left hand, ciggy in
the other and my ass jiggling made me feel slightly outta place, lol. I
woulda felt better if you guys had seen me running go-routes and making
everybody trying to cover me look like Giants receivers.

chopp? Gay? : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 12:35 PM
Joey, you got a package on you for sure

chop and Joey? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:36 PM
no wonder Mrs Joey was ROTFL

You shoulda seen his post about Papa Twenny Six : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:37 PM
I could feel the moist through my screen.

chop, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:37 PM
stop being a lying, liar? Now apologize and we can let bygones be bygones.

I see posting : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:38 PM
But I don't see piping down?

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 12:41 PM
fuck your life...

Gene, leave it up to you to read FRAME as PACKAGE.

Isn't that what this thread was really about in the first place : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:42 PM
clydez was framed!

Clydez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:43 PM
has no package? NO WONDER!

chop : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:04 PM
You appeared to be having more fun than both of us, so that's what matters! Now, you and Randy knock it off already.

Davisian... : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 1:05 PM
Don't be talking bad about Papa26... you'll be sorry. :o)

Question ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:07 PM
... wouldn't you then be "vinegar-ing" the coffee maker?

Papa26 : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:13 PM
is good peoples. Plus, I am currently in his favor as I have complimented him on his hands and fed him a beer.

Joey, i have a great time in just about whatever I do. Even with
glass in my foot and JonC talking to me about his Awesome Hour Upper
Body home workout all the time. Or is that Jon Basedow? Potato, Potahto.

vinegar-ing : Kyle in PA : 12/19/06 1:16 PM
LOL! you guys are hysterical!

Papa 26 : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:18 PM
Looks strong enough to pull the ears off a Gondar

Joey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:18 PM
did you shake his club?

snatch what are you like 12... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:19 PM
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Keep trying buddy...try mentioning poo that usually kills...oh wait you did. Sorry keep trying though.

Uh ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:20 PM
"vinegar-ing" ... that
was a serious question. I mean, how can you "lime" the coffee pot by
putting vinegar in it. Ya know?

How do you : Beez : 12/19/06 1:21 PM
compliment a man on his hands and make it not gay? Seriously.

Beez : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:21 PM
you got sumptin against the Brits now?

gidie, nope. : Beez : 12/19/06 1:27 PM
I love me some
Tetley tea, a good Sunday roast, big clocks (L ... CLOCKS!), Led
Zeppelin, Rachel Weisz and Keira Knightley, not necessarily in that
order.

well they don;t like the term limey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:29 PM

Which, fortunately, : Beez : 12/19/06 1:31 PM
I didn't use. :)

Larry : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 1:33 PM
likes everything Limey.

However ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:34 PM
photos of Ms. Weisz and Ms. Knightley seem appropriate here.

Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on fucking yourself.

gidie : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I did, it was like shaking hands w/a catcher's mitt

Wow. : Beez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
clydez got past the filter. NICE!

Chop, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:38 PM
I'm waiting...

Interesting that someone is trying to : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:41 PM
frame me as being clydez. That, or he is a terrible reader.

Amtoft, you're an idiot.

Beez, you start by shaking the guy's hand, begin wincing a bit and you say "Gyot dayum that's a helluva grip!"

okay.. I'm going to go out on a limb here : hyadoin : 12/19/06 1:42 PM
and say clydez is someone else from a while back, who is a born again
BBIer (formerly banned) who came back to stir up some shi.. He got past
the filter.. I just learned how to do that last week. Believe it or
not.. it was Chopper that told me how.

chopper told : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
me he don;t need no stinkin filter

So, after you say all that ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
do you mutter, "sailor?"

frame you my a$$... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
you just
got busted. Holy sh!t to get out of being a pu$$y from backing down
from Ben like a bitch...you make this 6'5 250 guy that wants no piece
of you... BAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Dad doesn't know his own strength : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 1:45 PM
and has nearly broken a lot of hands just saying hi. He's a big guy for
sure, especially if you screw with his daughter. :o) But he has a heart
of gold and would give anyone the shirt off his back.

You should see when he "high fives" my 3.5 year old. Poor kid's
hand turns bright red and he looks at my dad and says "what the heck
Papa?"

NOW : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:46 PM
we're getting somewhere. I need more proof though and I'm way too lazy to investigate.

Backing down from Ben? : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:46 PM
Who, what? huh?

come on this has snatch written all over it... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:48 PM
Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on f#cking yourself. wait let me fix it for you

Amtoft, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on f#cking yourself.

Woah! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:51 PM
CAUGHT!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joey : cjac : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
go rent the pre season on DVD then come back to this thread

BWAHAHA, : Andy in Halifax : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
chopperhatch is busted. How pathetic do you have to be to create an internet adversary to make yourself look cool?

How is taht caught? : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
eye em lozt agin?

I diidn't post any of those things... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:54 PM
Now I know you're not worth my ire. If you were in the know with the
Ben situation at all, you wouldn't have brought that up. Enjoy life
Amtoft.

BB26, your Dad is seemingly very very nice. You're lucky.

Randy, likely story.

huh? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:55 PM

WOW! : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 1:55 PM
Didn't see that coming.

BEST

THREAD

EVER!!!

Andy, i didn't post either of those things. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:55 PM

Shep.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:56 PM
I am NOT clydez...

Joey, to your original question, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:56 PM
apparently pre-camp, choopercabra was PO'd at Ben and was talking
smack. They were planning on meeting at camp but when the opportunity
arose, chooperduper wore his sunglasses at another table, avoiding Ben.
To make it worse Snatch went after Ben again verbally AFTER camp, just
to confirm his level of douchebaggery.

Hmmm look chopp...i mean clydez... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:57 PM
could break the filter all thread.

beez you are a : clydez : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
f***n s*** talking wiseass a$$hole. show me where somebody said where in lot 18 prick.

Now all the sudden when chopper went to reply to me. Clydez broke
the filter. Hmmmm...You are freakin moron!! You picked a fight with
yourself?? BAHAHAHAHA

... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:58 PM
ckydezhatch?

If I picked a fight with myself... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 1:59 PM
I'd at least of had one of me get my ass kicked royally.

Does anybody else : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:59 PM
understand this? At all? I'm more baffled than anything else. Amtoft,
I'm at work dipshit, if I kept logging in under diff't profiles, Eric
would see my IP. But you're too friggin dumb to consider that aren't
you?

Innnnnteresting. : Beez : 12/19/06 2:00 PM
Hard to believe it's chopper as clydez ... but still, verrry interesting about the "broken" filter. Hmmmm ...

Let's see. Who else doesn't use the said filtration system. Could it be ... DAVE?

FMiC ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:00 PM
huh?

That post was from 1:35 that Amtoft said i : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
posted, look up at 1:35. NOT chopperhatch

Wow. : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
That was... unexpected. Yet, expected.

No it is classic... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
he knows
he is a pu$$y, so he makes it so a 6'5 clydez (isn't that Ben's height,
the man you already pu$$ed out from) that is to scared to come meet the
super tough choppersnatch. Classic desperation of wanting to be loved.
This is great

Hmmm ... I'm at work ... where : Beez : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
they let me drink beer in my office ... and where MAYBE I could access
a co-worker's computer to sign on momentarily, then back to being me
... Hmmmmm ... Innnnteresting.

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
is right.. there are plenty of people who can get past the filter. It's Not that hard.

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
is right.. there are plenty of people who can get past the filter. It's Not that hard.

Beez... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
if i
went through the trouble of creating an alternate handle and got into a
fake argument - somebody was going to get an ass kicking out of it.
Makes the story that much better.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
you really this stupid?

How much : Beez : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
does Ben weigh?

This is UNBEE LIEVABLE! : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:03 PM

I dunno, chop ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
I'm pretty stupid ... er ...

Im sticking with : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
my gut
here. I believe clydez is a dupe from the DC area. Is there any chance
that this DC area poster would miss out on this thread? I think not!

Let me rephrase that ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:04 PM
"How much does a Benweigh?"

If chopper is not clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:04 PM
than I gotta give clydez props for being a lot smarter than he originally let on.
That's either a near perfect framing, or a near perfect fu¢k-up.

No interaction between Amtoft and clydez whatsoever up until...

snatch what are you like 12... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:19 PM
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.

Keep trying buddy...try mentioning poo that usually kills...oh wait you did. Sorry keep trying though.

Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on fucking yourself.

chop : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
I think the
insinuation is that clydez cannot manipulate the filter, but all of the
sudden he could after all the $ and @ he was using. You are adept at
cursing around the filter, so I th ink the assumption is that its you.
I think clydez could figure it out the same way everyone else has. I
thnk it's too much hassle to do myself, so I use the ever clever -
between letters. I am so f-cking lazy

Why I oughta......... : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:05 PM

sure Berry, but clydez couldn't... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
until he responds to me. Weird that it was a response that chopper
would say and he was the only one I was talking to. Oh chopper you can
post from the same PC with different IP addresses, but of course you
already know this, right?

I'm with gene here ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:06 PM
or at least still leaning that way. In any event, it quells the boredom.

Hehehehe, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:06 PM
maybe someone is trying to frame ole choppy here, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.

shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
You truly have
surprised me. You fell for that that easily. And to think you lecture
other people about being dumb. Fuck you dude.

Amtoft... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
breaking the
curse filter is not, by any means proof of identity. It's certainly
plausible, and many agree beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it is not
chopper and indeed a dupe.

So ... who else makes merciless fun : Beez : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
of chopper ... who hasn't really been a presence here? Well, there's
... yeah, there's him. And then his friend, that guy. There's those two.

Ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:08 PM
now shep-chop is on again.

Merry Christmas everyone! The thread that gives and gives ...


chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:08 PM
Right back at you candy-pants.

yeah Shep... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
I think I might
agree. Rather than it be a clear f-ck up by snatch, clydez is smart
enought to quickly think of framing snatch to make him look worse than
he already does, breaking a filter even though he hasn't yet, and
responding just like snatch would, so that everyone would see...oh wait
no to complicated...he f-cked up.

someone collect the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
evidence and then TMAC and I will issue a ruling. Maybe someone can go
through this thread and see if hatch and clydez ever posted within the
same minute. Not conclusive, but a start.

This is... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
baffling. I'm going to sit next to GMAN and have some Twizzlers.

Beez, I just use dthe word quel in an email. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:10 PM
Are you me?

And with : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
"clydez"'s usage
of $$$ and @@@ and whatnot, that doesn't mean sh!t. It doesn't mean he
couldn't get past the filter. I censor myself and I know how to get
past it. Therefore, objection over-ruled. Find a better line of
questioning.

I don't know why the curse filter thing matters to anyone. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
It was the answering of Amtoft's post that made it look like clydez might be chopper.

Brainfart or stroke of genius, no one knows but chopper and/or whoever clydez really is.

Amtoft, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
You are missing the part where I don't believe clydez was ever real, doesn't make it automatically chopper.

I'm clydez! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
FIGHT ME!!!

Based on Amtoft's 2:09 post ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
leaning more and more heavily toward gene's premise.

Smiegel / Gollum : cjac : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
=

Chopper / Clydex

tricksy hobbitses

Oh no, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:13 PM
the cavalry is failing.

cjac- : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:13 PM
tricksy, FAT hobbitses.

Randy, I got your e-mail. : Beez : 12/19/06 2:14 PM
I
stole it from that. Do you actually know to whom you're sending e-mail?
I'm not actually "Beez." bwwwwaaaaahahahahaha ...
***lightningstrikingfollowedbythunder*****

I'm sorry beez, but if he buys this , : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:14 PM
then that says a lot about what kinda person he is.

Berry, but why stop being lazy now... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:15 PM
and break through the filter at that point. Why so he could frame snatch? Come on does anyone really believe that?

tricksy : cjac : 12/19/06 2:15 PM
fat chopperses....

posts : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
in the same minute:

if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM want to mouth off to me
that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it really doesn't
matter. but it is classless some of the things you are saying about
mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you are all
talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip your
jugular out of your pewny necks.

sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I really don't think much of any of this : Beez : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
actually says a whole lot about any of us ... but hey, what the hell do I know?

If someone did frame chopperhatch, : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
my hat is off to him/her. That's an outstanding build-up. The patience
to execute that maneuver is nothing short of magnificent.

Well-played. Well-played, indeed.

chop, you're screwed, buddy. Maybe Eric can look at the IP's for
those posts, but IP-anonymizers are easy enough for even you to use.
You've got no plausible-deniability whatsoever.

Berry what does that prove... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
nothing really

Amtoft... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
and besides, the rest of the 'cool' guys have shown up, further eluding to this not being chopper.

Berry ... maybe : Beez : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
chopper has an
intern, and in the office the intern has a laptop, and when the intern
went to lunch ... well, you get where this is going.

Berry what does that prove... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
nothing really at all

Whatever, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
you guys have
fun with this. Lots of peoples' level of intelligence has been revealed
here. Not to mention their gullibility

Are these in the same minute? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:17 PM

Posts in the same minute? : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
I know the supercomputer that runs BBI takes a dirt nap 3-4x a day, but
posting twice in a sixy-second timeframe isn't hard, at all.

Define ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
"cool" guys.

did I succeed? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:18 PM

chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
Yet once again, you prove that you are unable to properly read through one of my posts.

If you had taken the time to actually read what I had posted and
not what preconceived notion you had in that noggin of your's what I
meant, you'd see that I didn't actually accuse you.

Don't worry, I don't expect you to re-read my posts.
Much easier top imagine what someone means and then fly off the handle.

see berry I posted : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
twice in the same minute. 60 seconds is a long time.

Okay... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
I'm here, so now the "Cool Guys" comment holds water.

no way do i believe : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
chopper
is clydez -- chopper is youthfully exhuberant -- clydez is
transparently crazily stupid one minute then malicious and calculating
the next -- those personalities don't mesh well --

I for one have spent time with chopper and he's a fun lovin guy --
allbeit a bit nutty -- don't buy it -- Amtoft and Randy - you both
would like him -- I pretty much guarantee it

Nope. It's not at all ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
in
fact, I can type and type and make a long-winded post, the kind that
rankles the likes of those in Georgia, and then hit the clicker ...

I failed that time : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:19 PM

How about this time? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:19 PM

And : Beez : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
post again immediately. Same minute?

Oh, and Gene-o.... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
I'm gunnin' for 1500, bra'.

Hell, me and the guy : Beez : 12/19/06 2:20 PM
in Georgia with multiple posts at 2:19.

Screw you, Britt ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:20 PM
1,500 is mine. You guys are slow.

It's funny that: : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:21 PM
Amtoft chimed in when Dave in DC(Lastings Milledge) got on me about the Ben thing

That Danger Moose, Lastings and a lot of the other recent chimers tailgate together.

Again, this doesn't really bother me except for the fact that Beez
and shep are really this fucking dumb to consider this.

True... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:21 PM
it's not that hard, and DM has a point. However... too many variables... it just doesn't matter.

Where'd the Superfecta thread go? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:22 PM

I've already got my sniper software... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
Programmed to post "FIRE COUGHLIN" a split second after 1499, so unless
you are faster than my computer, it's a lock. Although your prowess at
posting two times in under a minute is somewhat impressive.

gidie, chopper tones it down when he's in person apparently, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
but the crap he posts here at times is inexcusable and pitiful. No, I wouldn't like him.

I only asked the " post in : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
the same minute" question to see who would come to chop's defense(and
because I'm computer stupid). Berrylish2, I think you should allow the
accused to handle his own defense.

but as you can see : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I'm just as fast

shep ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
Is he talkin' to us?

gidiefor... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I
wouldn't count on it. There are more than a few people who have hung
out with the guy and it looks like it only made him be a bigger jacknut
in their eyes.

That's rare on BBI. Once I meet somebody here, I usually can't
seriously rip them, because the ones I've met are undeserving of such
scorn.

Maybe I just meet the high-quality people.

This is fascinating : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
Theater.

I chimed in : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
because you like
a bitch you started calling Ben names behind your computer, when Ben
wasn't even on the thread. It came out that you hid from him when you
had a chance to put those words to use.

: Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:23 PM

Curious ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
which people who
have met chopper (other than schnitzie) still don't like him, at least
a little bit? (Not a oaded question, but a literal one.)

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

FMiC : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
You havent met the caviar of BBI, me. I smell just like fish eggs.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

bob... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
doesn't matter to me.

: Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:24 PM

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...

I'll bring... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
djm with me when we meet. He loves eggs.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
...

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
you lost to Curtis.

I met him this weekend : JOrthman : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
seemed like a good guy to me.

1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Is it mine now?

1500 was mine =) : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:25 PM

So.. wait, this is about tailgate-envy? : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
I'm confused. I'm even more confused that someone would think I'd take sides with DaveDC/Lastings.

I just clicked this thread because I couldn't believe it was still going...

GOD& ^*& %^$(& ^%(!!!!! : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Oh, crap ... am I Clydez?

Effin' : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Curt!

Once again shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
you
seem to think that I am flying off the handle. Defending myself? Maybe
a bit. Flying off the handle? Not at all. You're an asshole dude. Now
go ahead and tell me I'm stupid, or that I take things too seriously.
You're a fucking loser who's clinging to dreams of being a rockstar,
but you're pushing pencils and trying to sound like you are deeper than
anybody else on here. Again, I'm saying this with a perfectly calm
demeanor and not flipping out. You're a 40 year old wannabe who's got
nothing to show for it but a hair band do and a smart-ass sense of
humor.

Well ... at least : Beez : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
Britt and gene were shut out.

Well, : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
1500 may be yours, but when 1600 comes around, I'll be there.

If it makes it to 1700, you'll see me.

1800, I live for it.

2000-0-0 party over, it's out of time.

JO... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
did he say hi I am clydez or snatch?

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:27 PM
I like you man, you make me laugh.

Randy - : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
chopper doesn't
tone down -- he's a chatterbox in person -- you can't make him up --
believe me -- well I like him lots -- so there --

Fatman -- you always seem discerning - in a demanding way - so its
possible he wouldn't fly through your filter due to his numerous
inconsistencies -- but probably I wouldn't make it through either --
because I'm far from perfect in any sense of the word -- however, like
chopper I am fun lovin

Dreams of being a rockstar? : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
That's too funny, I haven't even played in a working band in years,
once again, you show that you simply don't pay attention.

You are a treat to watch on BBI though, I'll give you that.

You all : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
need to get a life.

Chopper... low blow to Shep, not cool at all.

Beez... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
shep met snatch and
it appears they don't like each other. Funny how clydez hasn't posted
again since snatched f-cked up.

Choppez : cjac : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
don't listen to these
guys. i think what you did was brilliant. you should be happy you got
caught, it shows how intelligent you are. I never thought you'd be
smart enough to pull something like this off. Kudos

And there's chop's true colors... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
Hitting people (or attempting to) below the belt from behind his
computer. While people are patting you on the back and telling you that
you aren't such a bad guy, I'd love to bitch slap you.

C'mon man... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
this is getting out of hand.

I like chopper, he was a cool dude in person, and we had a lot of fun at camp.

Chop, take it easy on shep, and vice versa, shep.

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:29 PM
Apparently, I'm also 40 and pushing pencils.

Mo-ron.

Funny : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
that Randy chooses "B!tch slap" rather than a manly "I'd love to knock you on your asz" geigh?

this is why so many people : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
don't like snatch. He is an a$$hole.

Does this mean : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
that one of the fat white guys in the fake fat white guy fight was a fake fat white guy?

Guys, I couldn't care less what he posts about me. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
Really, thanks but It's not going to bother me in the least.

chopper:I agree with cjac. : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
You should take a bow for such a great hoax. Just delete this mess and
like everything else, after 72 hrs, no one will care.

Amtoft ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
I had the impression
that when they met at camp, they got along fine and had fun. Then there
was an e-mail (not sure) ... some things were said - yadda yadda yadda
... 40 with a hair band.

HEY : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
I haven't been in any fights.

Sam, that's because you are : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
(relatively) sane.

Danger, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
Lol, yeah, that's what it is...

1533! : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
I rule!

bob ... lol ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
72 hours? lol ...

You stole that.. : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
you son of a bitch. I'll fix you.

yah : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
lol

Bah?

Beez... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
as soon as you ask the question, you get the answer.

Now ask if we will win this weekend:)

soooooo : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
what's the score?

I still think it's funny : Beez : 12/19/06 2:34 PM
that
chop thinks I believe/disbelieve any of thios thread, or that I've
invested anything in it ... other than the sport of just keepin' it
rollin' along.

I was coveting 1533... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:34 PM
and I would've had it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling California hippies.

in 48 hours no one will care : cjac : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
I however, will admire you forever for what you've pulled off here. Bravo sir.

As someone with no dog in this fight... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
"clydez" coming out of nowhere to respond to a post directed to chopperhatch is pretty strong circumstantial evidence.

I'd cop to setting this up as a gag and getting busted, or you're
going to have 100 posts a day with people calling you clydez.

derp? : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
1567 is on my radar!

For the record I am : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
reevaluating the value of fake fat white guy fights in light of the
disgraceful performance at the Garden the other other night. Those
brothers should be ashamed of themselves.

I still think its funny : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
that chop thinks I believe/disbelieve any of thios thread, or that I've
invested anything in it ... other than the sport of just keepin' it
rollin' along.

Oops! : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:36 PM

Really, this needs to be posted as part of a : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:36 PM
day-night doubleheader.
Game 1: chopper 1-rest of BBI until Amtoft pulled his(chopper's)pants down 0
Game 2: shep 1-chopper 0.

hahahahahah : cjac : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
why would anyone pretend to be Beez.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
How many pencils can you push at once? Like 100?

Well... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
I guess the secret's out...

Shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
who said anything about being in a band? And I don't read well...

Britt and whoever else thinks that was a "low-blow", please tell
me why I shouldn't take my shots? This guy will change direction more
than the goal post flags at Giants Stadium so long as he can laugh at
someone.

clyde's sudden silence : Bill Barilko : 12/19/06 2:38 PM
speaks volumes.

hahahahahah : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:38 PM
why would anyone pretend to be Beez.

They're all : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:39 PM
coming out of the woodwork today!

Berry : cjac : 12/19/06 2:39 PM
If i were you for a day, i'd never get out of the shower...

cjac ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:40 PM
it's the 40 time that draws them in.

Genetics deprived me of band hair : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:40 PM
but provided me good abs; the shoes are store bought. Very well.

clydezhatch, dude are you retarded?? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
"Once again shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:26 PM you seem to think
that I am flying off the handle. Defending myself? Maybe a bit. Flying
off the handle? Not at all. You're an ass¬hole dude. Now go ahead and
tell me I'm stupid, or that I take things too seriously. You're a
fu¬cking loser who's clinging to dreams of being a rockstar, but you're
pushing pencils and trying to sound like you are deeper than anybody
else on here. Again, I'm saying this with a perfectly calm demeanor and
not flipping out. You're a 40 year old wannabe who's got nothing to
show for it but a hair band do and a smart-ass sense of humor. "

This thread is going to make my week fly by. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I'm so glad I started it.

chop, ya know ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I didn't think shep was really on your case ... not for real, anyhow.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
;)

I mean clydez. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I'm so glad clydez started it.

I guess I'm just a lousy wannabe rock star, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
having given up the whole band thing for the married life and all.

At least I still have my pencils?

Randy he probably thought : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:42 PM
he typed that as clydez and was shocked that Shep was so mad.

I know : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:42 PM
what I'm getting shep for Boxing Day!

chop: do what JB suggested. : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
Time to cop a plea. Fess up, do the time in the hole and come out with
a new life. Like that guy who peddled all those junk bonds.

sorry Shep... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
you aren't mad at all. My bad

Berry, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
Curlers or pencil sharpeners, can't go wrong either way there.

Electric : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
sharpener or crank?

bob never going to happen... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
he is going to hope like OJ that he can get off.

I was gonna : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
get you a Pencil Cup... ya know for protection from, well, you-know-who.

The Hell? : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
Step out for some shopping and come back to this?

* I don't think chopper is clydez, and I'm pretty sure Eric can prove it.

* I don't understand why chop got all pissy with shep for laughing at the mess of it all. It was pretty effin' funny.

* I. love. this. thread.

how about a guitar : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
pencil sharpener?

wait : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:45 PM
now chopsey is Karl Ichan........ wa happened?

Mike : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:45 PM
Millken. Plus he dropped the touper. Win-win.

chopper -- : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:46 PM
see what happens when you make jlukes throw up : )

I'm actually glad this happened gidie... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:47 PM
now I know how to look at some people when i see them at camp or whatever.

Yeh, behind these. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:49 PM

There's that.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
But now I'm just hoping I can get some free pencils at camp..

Amtoft..... : cj : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
wait for the book, "If I was Clydez this is how I'd do it".....

Davisian you can : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
mask IP
addresses pretty easy. So you are with the theory that some random dude
clydez shows up, can't break the filter, picks a fight with snatch of
all people, says he is 6'5 the same height of Ben who snatch already
ran from, threatens to beat him, never shows up, making snatch feel all
powerful and that people love him, then out of nowhere replies like he
was snatch perfectly, including breaking the filter, to frame him and
make him look bad, in the matter of minutes of thinking, uncluding
coming up with the classic snatch response to get revenge for????

No you are right. It could happen.

I just look, : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:50 PM
for me it's reflexive. Don't even think about it.

OWNED by : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:50 PM
the berry!!

cjac, fess up : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 2:51 PM
You dressed up like Beez for Halloween, didn't ya?

Amtoft, : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
really? Do tell... Not that I would ever do anything like that...

I just want to know...you know, for a friend of mine.

cool cj... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
hopefully the book can help pay to find the real clydez.

I seem to remember that cjac : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
was Beez for Halloween on some thread

I vow that I will not read this thread again, : Beez : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
having lived through it to this point ... but Amtoft, I don't think
clydez actually picked a fight with chopper ... I think chopper came by
much later, after all the other skirmishes had waxed and waned. Then
again, he did take it particularly easy on me, which the guy gene
suspects most certainly wouldn't have done ... unless, of course, that
was just reverse psychology ... in which case ... BRILLIANT! (I need
pencils, too. Is there a list forming?)

I SURE DID! : cjac : 12/19/06 2:53 PM

I dressed up like a sexy bizatch : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
on Halloween. And I didn't even know it was Halloween.

Yeah Amtoft... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
or it
could be that someone sent out a heads up via email to all their little
cohorts and executed their little plan. Believe me I know what's going
on.

Ooooo ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
ouch.

Okay, Amtoft made the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
case for the prosecution. Davisian-would you care to address the court before TMAC and I render judgment?

Paranoia : Bill Barilko : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
is creeping in.......

uh oh : cjac : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
you read the thread again...... LIAR!

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:55 PM
TMAC = GiantFilthy now? The confusion sets in ...

Amtoft : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:55 PM
I think you're
stretching the timeline and circumstances a bit to suit your theory,
but I expect that from you from your political thread legacy..

I'm still just wondering why he went after shep.

This is gayer : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:56 PM
than a Knick fight. Tie would clear the place out on one good shift.

Oh am I getting confused now : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:56 PM
chopper is clydez, cjac is Beez, and TMAC is Filthy is clydez

I concur with : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:57 PM
TMAC's judgement. Case closed.

bob : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:57 PM
If it please the court,
I'd just say that this little ruse would have been far too involved and
required far too much panache that a reactionary poster like chop
simply lacks. This is simply not his hammer throwing style.

gidie : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:58 PM
congrats on 1600! Britt is pissed.

I am not filthy; : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:58 PM
while certainly impure in my thoughts, I am fastidious regarding personal hygeine.

Davis, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:59 PM
I don't think
what he posted was completely benign. The fact that he had ANY doubt
that I didn't do this is reason enough for me to tell him and Beez to
fuck themselves. Again, I don't think I lose on the move.

what political thread legacy??... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
Also the timeline is perfect. I didn't jump around did I? How can you
not see his mess up. Shep timelined it perfect earlier check that post
out. It is either a perfect frame job or he was clydez the whole time.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
::::Sigh:::

popcorn is running low

hehe ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
...

Amtoft : RinR : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
Good work. For your next
assignment we need you to take down Dr. Evils empire. Vanessa
Kensington will be your partner on this dangerous mission.

3:00 : Beez : 12/19/06 3:01 PM
I am not Berry. Confirmed.

Obviously : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:01 PM
even Amtoft read shep's posts like I did. So there you go.

Alex, can I get what a lunatic would post for $1,000? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
Davis, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:59 PM I don't think what he posted
was completely benign. The fact that he had ANY doubt that I didn't do
this is reason enough for me to tell him and Beez to fu¬ck themselves.
Again, I don't think I lose on the move.

Phew! : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
dodged that one, huh!

So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
I need to go EFF myself? Because shep likes pencils? Come on, man.

what??? WTF?! : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
I'm Beez!

What got me is that clydez had no reason to respond to Amtoft : Andy in Halifax : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
yet his response was a perfrct reply to what Amtoft had said to
chopperhatch. I didn't think the filter was proof at all.

psssst : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
Randy... the "& s h y" doesn't work anymore.

Curtis ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
It's still open. I'm
merely not Berry, which is somewhat disappointing, with the shower
thing and all. You could still be me.

I'm not really caring about who wins or loses.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
But for you to get all pissy with shep, a guy who would laugh at anyone
here, including myself, had the same scenario happened, due to his coal
black heart, just seemed like misdirected.

That was a lot of frikkin' commas..

Order in the Court!!! : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
Judgment has been rendered! Bailiff, get these homos out of my courtroom and on their way.

sidebar with counsel.... : bob in tx : 12/19/06 3:04 PM
Mr. Davisian, instruct your client that the court will be investigating
his recent charge that Randy is also Melvin S. The accusation of a
dupe, on top of this great hoax, is highly suspect, as though intended
to throw the authorities off the trail. Now, step down...

Andy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:04 PM
Amtoft and Dave in DC were on the same thread a while back giving me shit for the whole Ben thing...which is long over.

Yes : cjac : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
i've been pretending to be Beez all these years to prove that at 38 yrs old i can still break 5.0 in the 40.

berry, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
It fu¬cking doesn't?

I think : Beez : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
it's working.

We all know : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
it's not Randy who poses as Melvin.

Am I the only one who sees my post : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
where I thought chopper was being framed?

Yeah, I guess I am.

no : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
it doesn't

bob, thanks! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
I went back to see who he was accusing me of duping but I got bored and gave up.

It did for me. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
Are you serious?

shep : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
I saw it....

Thank you your honor bob : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
I have the 3:15 slot at the golf sim, and I was hoping to wrap this bag of crap up 10 minutes ago.

ummmm...chomp, chomp : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
(chewing godiva instead of twizzlers)

Berry is Beez is cjac (trying to keep up) --- cjac is Berry ---- ummmm - noooooooooooo

i saw it Shep : cjac : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
right after that he told you to go Eph yourself.

I meant the whole : Beez : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
cjac is me, sub-5.0 40 time thing ... is working. Not the other thing.

Randy... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
it doesn't work. It looks f¬ucking stupid.

come on Berry... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
really believe someone is framing him so perfectly??

Can you call him : Beez : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
bob, after your honor?

shep : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:08 PM
Laughing at it, while
suggesting he was being framed is grounds for a, umm, a uh. something
about pushing hair and penciling rockstars.

shep : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
I need some rubber bands -- screw the pencils

Just sayin : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
I saw what shep was saying.... that he was a bit misinterpreted. Not standing behind what anyone says.

shep, I didn't know you : Beez : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
wanted to be a rock star. Do you wanna talk about that? I mean, we're here for you, if you need.

bob, we get it, you're a lawyer... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
Dav, then I think he jokes around too damn much. Either way, blood with still flow throw my veins.

Barry/Randy : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
The ¬ thing doesn't work for those using Firefox..

You suckers just wait... : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:10 PM
when I'm a rock star, I'll be hanging out with the Giants on the
sideline and stuff and I won't have time to post here anymore..

Maybe I'll write them a new "Ballin'".

Um, Berry, not Barry.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:10 PM
Barry sings the songs that makes the Beez cry.

Maybe bob : Beez : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
just settled on being
a lawyer. Maybe he wants to be a rock star, too. I think lawyer's use
pencils. I played racquetball with a lawyer last night and he actually
was wearing a Sex Pistols t-shirt. So ... it's possible. I know,
circumstantial, but still.

Did you guys know that "Mandy" : Beez : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
was about a beagle? Yeah, crazy, huh?

chomp, chomp : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
no Beez is a pycho therapist and is cjac wanting to be shepardsam

If shep was a rockstar : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
We'd finally have the justification for "Spinal Tap II"

I'm sorry if I'm dense about this... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
Are you saying that when I type in "fu¬ck you, clydezhatch"

you guys see the "& shy" part? Bah?

I give this thread a few days... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
before long, it will surpass this thread in both views and posts. DANNYboi is on a roll.
Tiki is GAY (new window)

I find it disturbing : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
that these
vagabonds are able to perform all of these intersting computer tricks;
while I, in spite of my fancy boy education, can barely cut and paste.
Luddites in '08.

WTH : JonC : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
is going on around here ??? - Vince Lombardi

Bah? indeed : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
Firefoxors see ¬. But I've grown to kinda like fu¬kin method.

Psycho therapist : Beez : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
is different than psychotherapist.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
Fu¬cking Firefox!

Randy, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
IE users don't, Firefox users do.

Jon ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
we poured a little Red Bull onto'r ... and here's whatcha got.

Berry? : Beez : 12/19/06 3:15 PM
Are you wearing a leather jacket?

But wait, there's hope.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:15 PM
Add a semi colon.. and VIOLA (tm- um, I forget) both browsers can see that sh¬it.

First Chopin ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
now a viola.

after reading this thread : cjac : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
i'm going to have to schedule an appointment with my analrapist. (part analyst, part therapist)

I tried using asterisks : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
but f **** k doesn't work unless you put spaces in there. Apparently, someone thought this was a good idea.

What is with this sudden attempt... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
at a millering smokescreen?

now : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
i see it!

If - then prop. : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
If the hairy,
pencil pusher dumps it in the corner, then escape hatch goes for the
untimely change, further TMAC scores high, short side, on the backhand
(a lock).

Who was it that used "VIOLA"?? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
Was it GiTM?

Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:18 PM
I'm wearing a down vest, but it black, so it's still bad-ass.

JB...... : cj : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
because the "attack Shep" diversion didn't work.....

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
I'd reverse it until you puked..

So, we agree that chop is a dupe AND : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
a douche?

Beez : RinR : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
Was it really? I have a beagle. Now I have to go get the lyrics for that song.

cjac : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
It's spelled "analist". An "analyst" is a stock picker.

....chomp, chomp, : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
I'm still wondering who was the little buddy who told on the guy that told on clydez

NO : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
RANDy, pay attention F¬ucker

I'm wearing a leather jacket. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
(I had to brush my golden locks to the side to be sure, but there it it.)

Smokescreen?? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
If EVER there was a cue for Filthy..

Berry ... with a new toy. WEEEEEEEE!!!!! : Beez : 12/19/06 3:22 PM
And yes ... Mandy was a dog!

Well you came and you gave without takin' ... but I sent you away ...

I never : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:22 PM
chase. It's beneath me.

easy there, chopz. You're getting : bob in tx : 12/19/06 3:24 PM
worked over yet holding up quite well, except for dumping on shep. Should have admitted to the hoax and moved on.

TMAC roofing a backhander? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:24 PM
I want to see the video..

Mandy. : Beez : 12/19/06 3:25 PM
Dog.
Link (new window)

Wow, I take a wild guess about Beez's Barry love : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:26 PM
And it was right on the geigh money.

Hey : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:26 PM
if you were a more diligent student, you too could pop water bottles. But you withdrew from Wristers 101. Shameful.


You rang? : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 3:27 PM

Mandy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:28 PM
is a dog?

TMAC : cjac : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
I'm Analiterite

Davis, don't tell me : Beez : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
you never had a Barry 8-track.

Oh I can pop with the back hander : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
For some odd reason.. Lost a heartbreaker last night though.

Friggin team finally solved our 5-0 forecheck. We pinch more than tailhook..

... you're : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
iliterate?

Mandy ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
was his beagle. Right here, peeps. I got the goods.

Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:31 PM
with TMI.

For the record, re my meeting with Chopper at the Cowboys game tailgate : schnitzie : 12/19/06 3:31 PM
Consisted of exactly the following:

"Hi, I'm Schnitzie." :::shakes hands:::

Then I sat down to talk with my friend, Dave in MD. So in all
fairness, I must clarify that any contempt I may have for Chopper, is
based entirely on the moronic horseschit he spews on this site.

Now I have to go back and see what he did now, to make this godforesaken thread carry on for yet another day...

O Radny, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:32 PM
u cayme and u gayve chawpurr teh angreeeeee
then he sed u wus geigh.
O Radny,
u kissd yeti and stopt alieenz frum blowen uz upp,
and i nead u!

bob, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:32 PM
this is all
childish. But his apparent piling on pissed me off. Regardless if I
misunderstood the guy, I think he jokes around to goddamn much so he
can ALWAYS hide under that umbrella. Just letting him know how I fe-lt
about it. Plus I can free up the 5 hours a night I waste just sitting
by the phone waiting for his call.

I am new here : vince in SC : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
and have
no vested interest in any of the parties involved but the bottom line
is the guy was having some fun and screwed up and posted under the
wrong handle. Its pretty sad to be honest.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:34 PM

I swear, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
I'll call you tonight, promise.

Choppez : cjac : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
calling someone childish....

this is the best thread ever

still going : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
chomp chomp

Oh vince ... come on ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
you know you wanna party hearty marty!

O randy : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
wel U came and U (HHHEEEEEEEE "came") gayv

bud i sent U sum che o randy

berry? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
aren't YOU the one who started all the Melvin S = Randy crap? I can't even keep up anymore...

new? : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
BAH!

no : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
actually I didn't.

Hey Davis ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
you play racquetball?

Okay, if you can pop the back hand then : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
I think I can cure the wrister. I am willing to bet that your top hand
is too close to your body and that your blade is perpendicular to the
ice (related flaws - cause and effect). Make sure that your top hand
(left if you shoot right) leads the shot. In other words, when you
shoot your top hand needs to be (significantly) closer to the target
than your bottom hand. Also keep the lower hand loose. To practice,
when you skatearound before your next game try dropping on your back
knee when you shoot, it will force your low hand down on the stick and
ensure that your top hand is away from your body and pressed at the
target.

If that doesn't work, you suck.

Except that I posted facts : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:37 PM
bitchzie...you post exclammations and nonsense

new Bah? : vince in SC : 12/19/06 3:37 PM
I registered here last month.

So, chop and schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:38 PM
you guys never even spoke, to get to know each other even a little? Hm. That's ... a shame.

Beez/TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:39 PM
Beez- not in a while. But bring it on!

TMAC, its both. Very good diagnosis, but I mist subtract points
because I believe I mentioned my top hand issue before (yes, I shoot
right). My wrister isn't horrible though, it just doesn't have the good
bite it used to.

I'm just getting back into it ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:40 PM
lemme tune up again against the aforementioned pencil-pushing
Pistol-wearing lawyer this week ... then you're on. (You're the type of
player you friggin' gets to everything, huh? Hate you people.)

The pressing of the top hand : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:40 PM
creates torque on the stick and the correct blade angle. When you do it
right you should feel like you are throwing the puck with a lacrosse
stick.

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:41 PM
Since you're on a
roll, should we stop pinching, or keep the game that's brought us so
much success (meaning, we've yet to not have beers after)??

It's a three man rotation, me and my 2 cousins. They can shoot lasers, so I just skate around fast and look pretty..

chopperhatch... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 3:41 PM
evidently
has more friends than his detractors give him credit for, as evidenced
by the "let's pollute the thread with as much lame, inane, drivel as
possible so that his enemies will give up and go away" tactics that are
being pretty effectively employed.

I honestly : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
didn't recall that
you mentioned it so givce me my freaking points back. That must be
where you are losing the snap, if your tossing the backhand you are
definitely getting the weight shift right.

bob : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
just wondering can we get an scoring update?..

TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
Not sure what you mean by "pressing" the top hand?

Davisian, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:44 PM
Use an iron.

Fire : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:44 PM
engine hockey. You didn't drive to the rink at 11 at night to trap them in the neutral zone.

OH, thanks! : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
permapressors

Greasers - 0 : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
Soc's -22

For the record (is there a record?) ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
I've never met chopper, and he's threatened to hit me numerous
occasions and kill my children ... still, if I met him, I'm betting
he's not a lunatic ... although some lunatics are nice.

Beez : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:47 PM
Case in point, I'm very nice

Berry ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:47 PM
chill out. Don't make a mistake that could ruin the rest of your life!!

Beez : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:48 PM
I'm not even sure I know the rules of raquetball, but I'm game!

whyyyyyyy ohhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:48 PM
does Beez post a Butt-shot?

You hit theball ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:49 PM
you run around ... the rest is variable. When you're as fat as me, any movement is a plus.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
that's not true. Numerous occasions? You guys don't know when to stop.

JB, they do this anyways on any thread, so i wouldn't point a finger at them for defending me.

Fast ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
FAST as me ... meant fast. Really.

Sounds good. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
the speedo is standard issue uniform, right?

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:51 PM
No offense but the sport sounds a lot more interesting when Filthy describes it.

chop ... how many would you call numerous? : Beez : 12/19/06 3:52 PM
I'd estimate (no tangible evidence available) you've told me you'd kick
my ass (in various phrasiologies) in the 12-15-time range ... and
you've said my children will not survive your wrath in the 6-8-time
range. I've taken you seriously ... well, you know.

Isn't it time for beer in the office over there? You need to calm down.

Filthy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
uses olive oil and tarps.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
I thought shep
was your buddy? I get acknowledging your friend's shortcomings as you
perceive them, but why crap on the guy and "Tell it like it is" every
step of the way w/ someone who seemed to be your friend? We all have
friends w/ foibles that annoy us, but to call them on it on a thread
like this and try to humiliate him? That's just a sh-tty thing to do,
and there is no defense for it.

Speedo. : Beez : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
Yes. Wear that.

It's all fair game. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
.

Berry : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:54 PM
Filthyball RULZ..

Back when Joey was a Redskins fan ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:54 PM
who among us would have predicted it: nice guy.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
(I think chopper's typing real fast right about now ... hehe ... )

What shep said.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
I'm pretty
sure we get along so well because we know its all fair game. we're here
for laughs and stupidity and busting cho, I mean balls and fully expect
to hear it back.

Lol, beez, i'm perfectly calm. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
I didn't know you meant when i was joking around with you. You know,
not everybody takes everything as lightly as you. Everything is a
joke...but people like me tend to get serious once and a while and your
sarcasm cannot be discerned. Enough with the lighten-up comments.
Anybody from here who's met me knows I am all about the jokes. But I
can't tell all the time and ppeople play too much.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:56 PM
Fair game or not,
your friends can get mad at you but to put them down so hatefully in a
public forum and claim its "How you feel"? Some things you just
shouldn't do. Real friends are few and far between.

Joey, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:57 PM
"We all have friends w/ foibles that annoy us"

You = dead2me

See ... me telling you to "lighten up" : Beez : 12/19/06 3:58 PM
just gets you wrapped again, which is the fun of it for me. :) And some
things aren't "light" to me, too ... that said, I think you're a
whacko, but a good egg sorta whacko. I really hope I don't have to
bloody you up one day. That would be unfortunate.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:58 PM
(I know chop too well. Scary.)

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:59 PM
Bottle your
Giants tailgating persona and drink it before you post. You will be
loved by the masses. You can still be who you are and measure your
words when addressing your buddies. Like when I tell Randy he's a
corksmuggling pillow biter, he knows I mean it w/ love.

I get in disagreements with my friends.. : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
often. But I can't remember any time that I've acted like a tough guy,
threatened beatings (even jokingly), or ragged on their family.

But hey, it's a younger generation - except for that 40-year old loser, shep.

U love corksmuggling pillowbiters? : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
Why must you people throw your lifestyle in our faces all the time?

Careful what you say : Beez : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
about us 40-year-old losers.

: GiantsLaw : 12/19/06 4:01 PM

Joey, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:01 PM
I agree with you.
but when I cannot take him seriously at any point of any day and he's
constantly calling you things like idiot and making you feel stupid
because you can't see through his endless littany of sarcasm and tongue
in cheek remarks, you'd get real tired of a guy like that.

And those things about shep didn't annoy me until yhe started
calling me an idiot and trying to make me feel stupid. When the fact of
the matter is I have to scan through threads quickly in order to get my
work done. So while many can sit there and decipher what he means, I am
reading it once...quickly to get throught the thread.

HA! : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:02 PM
You people don't bother me (snaps pencil in half), by the time I'm 40, I'll be a famous rock star.

randy : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
I meant Chris, you are perfect. jefkirs suxalot?

Chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
I'll make a
concerted effort in the future to not call you an idiot, or a moron, or
stupid, or retarded, or challenged, or...

well give me a bit, I'll think up some more things not to call you.

and what's wrong with being 40?? : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
hmmmm..

shep : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:05 PM
just call him a bitch..he might like that..

Bag of hammers : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:05 PM
Box of roacks, sammic, sorry, Sandwich short of a pinic, dense, short bus, theisman, ..

I'll think up more, I love to help people.

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
I'm afraid you
don't know me that well at all. Again, you misinterpret someone trying
to break down what bothers him about someone else as "getting wrapped".
I'm sorry to disappoint.

Joey, I don't want to be loved by the masses on BBI. I never did.
I like the site and some of thre people on it. Those I do respect, yes,
I value their opinion. I can't respect someone who slams my
intelligence level every chance he gets. I honestly let it go the first
ten or fifteen times. Joey, you honestly wouldn't get pissed if I was
basically calling you an idiot whenever you confronted me on something?

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
You called me an idiot? What did I do you Winger Wannabe pencil breaker?

Can we get back to working on my wrister? : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
? Maybe the snapper?

Joey, says who??? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
Beez : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:47 PM Case in point, I'm very nice

thnz : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
jinmy

Shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
as long as Im not around when you do it, you can call me anything you want. Just like Randy. Enjoy yourself.

shep's new nickname = Kip : Beez : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
chop ... my "I know chopper" thing was about you typing really fast. That's all. Lighten up!!! bwahahahahaha!

Joey, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
I ordered a freaking Lorenzen, you sent me a Hasselbeck.

This thing wouldn't even fit on my dog.

Beez, re your 3:38... : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:09 PM
Yup, that was the extent of it:

"Hi, I'm Schnitzie."
:::turns, sits, talks to Dave:::

chopper ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
Would you mind posting a picture of your cousin again? I swear to God, I'll be respectful. Pinky swear!

shep's : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
not 40, just a little FYI.

BB : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
You saw me, you saw
Mrs. Joey. Dont I have to be nice to have her? I have no money and I'm
chubby, so she must like my personality.

schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
Such a wasted opportunity for the coming together of two human minds and souls. ***sigh*** Sooo close.

shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
SHEP! You said..and
I quote.."I want the backup QB's jersey". That was early in camp and
Hasselbeck WAS still the backup. I'm sorry about that one. I'll throw
in some Aqua Net, a guitar pick and singing lessons if you are willing
to forgive me.

Another FYI : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
Shep runs a 4.5

this thread.. : hyadoin : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
without a doubt been the only thing to log on to BBI since the Giants were 6-2.

Wait. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:12 PM
Kip's not 40?

Wait. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:12 PM
Kip's fast?

All that stuff up there? Holy crap! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:13 PM
Amtoft is a freakin' genius.

... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:13 PM
(Half to myself: Isn't there a HYADOIN with all caps, too?)

Joey, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:14 PM
the singing lessons won't help.
Look, let's just forget the whole thing.

I've dyed the jersey Seahawk green anyway, it's all good.

yup... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 4:15 PM

HOWYADOIN (new window)

Very confusing. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:16 PM
.

Well...I guess, not really... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 4:16 PM
but its kinda odd that two people could think up something so similar.

Wait.... you went up, said hi... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:19 PM
and were wise enough to stay away from that loser...I am the one
doffing my hat to you schnitzie. Your sense of judgement is incredible.
By the way I hope you are doing well.

Not really. : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:20 PM
Shep and I both think chop is a dimwit. Independent research, same conclusion.

This thread is going too fast, : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:21 PM
I can't keep up. Why did you jerkfaces wait until my busy week at work to start doing this? Pause 'till Filthy ready?

You heard him people.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:23 PM
::pause::

Actually, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:24 PM
that isn't
how it happened. I was throwing the football or coming back from seeing
Gibril is the Man in 7B when I came walkijng back to the tailgate.
Berry calls me over and points me to this little yellow haired woman
and says, "It's schnitzie" and I smile, shake her hand, say Hi and
start turning around as she is saying "It's nice to put faces on
everybody". But Amtoft, keep talking up people who don't like with me.

While Mr. Jones strikes up : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:25 PM
a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer

She put faces on you, : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:25 PM
that's disgusting.

Amtoft : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:26 PM
You had sex w/ someone's hat? Gross. Did you at least buy it a drink first?

I don't care what you fools have to do, : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:27 PM
when the Filthy comes to camp ('07 baby), we ALL get along. Hear me?! Except for JonC. I'm taking that bastid down.

For the record : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:27 PM
I've met
Chopper, DaMoose, cjac, Ben, Beez, Joey in VA, Dave in DC, etc. and
NONE of them are the as_ses in real life that they sometimes come off
as on the board. (that's meant to be a compliment guys). The only one
who really sucks is Reese. :o)

cjac- your Smiegel / Gollum line made me laugh out loud at work : jlukes : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
and it is definitely Dave in Lastings

26 : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
So in other words, they're just internet asses..

bb26 : cjac : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
liar

Yeah ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
but am I fat?

I dont suck : jlukes : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
and you met me!

lukes ... see? : Beez : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
lukes, in league with gene and Beez.

(jlukes = etc.) : Beez : 12/19/06 4:31 PM
.

Ummm...Yeah.....Doffing.... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:31 PM
1. To take off; remove: doff one's clothes.
2. To tip or remove (one's hat) in salutation.
3. To put aside; discard.
4. Amtoft has sex with a hat

Don't knock it until you try it!!

Amtoft : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
my hat's off to you fella

cjac : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
should i have said you suck too? :o)

Twenny : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
Just wait 'til you meet me..

gidie... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:34 PM
I charge $20 to use your hat.

Don't wear a speedo : Beez : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
to meet 26.

this thread better not end in a group hug : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
that would be disgustipating

I mean it started off with a bang and ripped necks, blood, beer and body parts strewn all over the parking lot

and I'm running out of chocolate, chomp, chomp

You mean some of them only : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
come off that way sometimes?

Amtoft : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
DOFFING, I thought it was boffing.

I always wear a speedo : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
That's just how I roll

BB26 : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
You mean some of them only come off that way sometimes?

"Hi Twenny Six, my name is Davisian." : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:36 PM

"And this here beside me is Filthy."

"Are you looking for a coat, or sweater or something?"

(tell me somebody got that)

I'm going to the game at Fedex : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:36 PM
So we can have a group fight there..

Amtoft : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
I didn't say you could off it -- I said off (as in off grounds) to you

I didn't.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
;(

JO, stirring up trouble? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
Who in god's name wears a speedo and why? Unless you are an olympic
swimmer or diver, you should be shot if caught wearing one of those
things.

I gotta sneaking feelin' : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
sombody kilt Clyde.

Twenny : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:38 PM
When you've got a bod like mine, you wear a speedo.

Dav speaks the troof! : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:39 PM

TMAC : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
clyde is pretty much irrelevant

Hey! : Reese : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
...

I just wanted to say, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
I'm rarely ever serious in the real worlkd either.

You know, where I push pencils and dream of doffing Valerie Bertandernie.

I knew we could pull : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Reese out of hiding. Hi Reese.

Whoa, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Dom Deluise is looking pretty good these days!

shep : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Bert & Ernie dreams --- : (

That's an ugly speedo : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Mine have color.

Jesus : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
doesn't look happy in that picture. Could be the nails, I suppose, but I think not.

TMAC : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:41 PM
he's cross

Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:42 PM
You can't say that. I think the term is pigmented underpants

So 26 ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:42 PM
you're sayin' I'm fat!

BB26 : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:43 PM
Based on how this thread has gone, I don't think I'm stirring up any more then was already here.

Amtoft : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:44 PM
You give me too
much credit. I really wanted to hang, especially to chat more with
Berry, who was standing right there, but we didn't get there with a lot
of time before the game, so I just sat and caught up with Dave and then
we headed in to the game.

JOrthman : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:44 PM
You did the drive by hello!!! it was nice meeting you too mister fleeting greeting

Well it would of been longer : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
if someone hadn't of shown up at the last minute. I got there at 6:55 am, how long do people expect me to stay...;)

And there's that "Dave" name again ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
mmhmm ...

Jesus : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
is thinking, "What Would Batman Do?".

Hi 26 : Reese : 12/19/06 4:46 PM
Whasupgirlfriend?...

Beez? Huh? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:46 PM
.

Holy crap, every time I scroll to the bottom of this thread : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
...it turns into something else.

schnitzie ditched us all for that guy : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
I got one lousy peck and a smile then poof

... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
... nuthin'.

JOrthman was there all day : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
running into catch my passes into the wind.

If I : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
am Him, I'm pulling out one last miracle and snapping that tow chain.

Reese, been okay, you? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
The
Giants start losing and you disappear. What's the matter, don't like
the cesspool BBI becomes when we are on a losing streak?

Where's : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
clydez at?

Beez, Dave in MD...you know, my fellow : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:49 PM
Yankee friend...

You gotta problem with that? Homer Simpson was supposed to be
there too, but he got sick that day. More partners in Yankee crime.

Reese! and Twenny! Hello my friends!!! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:50 PM
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Randy he posted : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:51 PM
3 posts above you. Are you blind?

Woops! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:51 PM
Missed him.

Gidie, we talked apples... : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
Got to hang a bit with Montreal Man...that was cool. I shoulda gotten
there sooner, but had to take the bus from Port Authority, and my azz
was draggin.

JO : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
Yeah I was a tad late. It was my first venture, and my second will be much more fruitful and planned far better

Doing it with hats : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
will make you blind

Oh, Rodnee...tell Irie I say "Rrrruff!" : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
He'll understand.

gidie, today I met a Jewish friend : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:54 PM
who got herself a pet pig and named it "Latke." I thought that was hilarious.

schnitzie : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
that's pretty funny

didn't you always want : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
a little pig?

26 : Reese : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
While I do enjoy the
jackassery around here during the dark days, I've been too busy at work
lately to share my ingenious takes on why the Giants suck. But I've
been trying to keep up with reading this fun mess...

But doing well thanks. Still have a lot to do before Christmas. You?...

Hey schnitz! How ya been?...

Amtoft, It's against my religion : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:56 PM
Well, just eating it is.

Does having a pig as a pet violate the Torah? Anybody? Anybody?

Cute, red little thing.

Hey Fatso, : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
yeah, down here, it's Jesus.

Fatso: Oh my God

Jesus: Goddamn right, and I didn't go through what I went through
(did you see the movie, I mean, I hate Mel too, but you've got to
admit, he did a nice job) to hang on your saggy, pathetic man-tits. Now
unhook me. And shave your mustache. You look a little like Thurm and
that's pissing Me off.

Reese : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
isn't it enough to know that they suxity -- and too much to share the reasons why

I got a cute red little thing for ya.... : cjac : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
and its Kosher

Reese, been fine...working my azz off : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:58 PM
I thought things were supposed to slow down at this time of year, but nooooooooooooooooooo!

And the Giants sucking suckery has sucked with the suckage of ten thousand suns.

since people are convinced chop was : bob in tx : 12/19/06 4:58 PM
clydez, any chance with can pin chop with Stan as well? Just trying to police the site...

cjac...aaaahhhhh, cjac : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:59 PM
Where's the BEEF?!

.... : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:59 PM
with can pin chop ??

Reese : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
Work and life have been keeping me busy. Ready for Christmas? Don't rush me, I still have what, 5 more days?

bobintx, I like the efficiency of the idea : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
...but I don't think it's that easy. Damn.

with can...we can... : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
you can

I haven't shopped : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:01 PM
for one damn thing. All's I know is I am going to Mother's.

oh conjugation : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:02 PM
I thought maybe chinese food

TMAC -- You light up my life : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:03 PM
.

gidiefor : Reese : 12/19/06 5:03 PM
I don't know. For me
there really isn't anything better than reading thread after thread of
BBI geniuses dissecting Eli's throwing mechanics and Coughlin's
sideline antics during losing streaks. Oh well unless you count all
those really fun second guessing the playcalling threads. They, to me,
are like a small slice of heaven...

Reese, I'd rather stab myself : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:05 PM
repeatedly in the eye with an icepick.

Put yourself in His : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:08 PM
sandals.
Tough spot there. And, judging by the periphery, I am pretty sure the
view out the front window ain't too pretty either. And the Munson thing
is just plain irritating.

So, we're all in agreement? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:08 PM
choppersnatch is clydez?

Randy : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:11 PM
The Court made no findings of fact. The matter was dismissed for lack of virility.

I believe so Randy... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 5:11 PM
of course he would never admit it.

chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/19/06 5:13 PM
must be... He wouldn't pop off at the mouth to anyone that might actually choke him down.

I just started a post : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:13 PM
asking clydez to email eric. He can disclose who he is, etc and then we can apologize to the Snatch man. You in?

that chopperhatch? : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:17 PM
what a putamadre! calls me a dupe and hes running around trying to grow a chin

Melvin (dupe) : jlukes : 12/19/06 5:18 PM
clydez (dupe in dc)

Im a dupe? : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:21 PM
thats pretty
funny. anytime you want to hangout collegeboy, first round is on you if
your parents will lend you the money

I believe : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:25 PM
in Melvin.

Now we need a plan to get Jesus off of Fat Gay Munson.

lukes : Reese : 12/19/06 5:26 PM
You mean Dave, right? How do you know that?...

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 5:26 PM
I just saw your
post above and yeah I'd get pissed if someone called me stupid at every
turn. I wasn't aware that you and shep had a contentious relationship,
I thought you guys were pals were just busting onions. If it bugs you
that much, then what the hell call him what you will.

Back during the Punic Wars.... : Crispino : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
I predicted this thread had a chance to hit 1,000 posts. Now 2,000 is
on the horizon. And it's turned into a Nancy Drew Mystery to boot. I
love this place.

Joey, that is just NOT the case. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
Someone is a sensitive little girly f@g who goes on the offensive at
the drop of a dime and then whines when people lash back at him.

TMAC : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
so does my mother - lol. Joey, hes busting his own onions which is a very sad thing to have happen in public

Hey Melvin. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:29 PM
Did you know I'm your dupe? Or vice versa? Or whatever?

Joe : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:30 PM
Shep was just pointing out
that hatch is stupid; he didn't call him stupid. A simple
non-judgmental observation, like Shaq is tall, bob is smart, or Ben is
gay.

geebus : YAJ2112 : 12/19/06 5:32 PM
it took me 30 minutes to catch up on this thing... guess I need to monitor this one so I can snag the coveted post #2112

Randy : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:33 PM
I only found out the
other night when I invited chopperhatch to come up to my part of the
world for some free McDonals but he said its too dark in my hood. Too
bad because he could have sat on the stoop and entertained all my
family and neighbors with the fancy gangsta rap he knows

You sound too gangsta : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
to be me. Stop scaring me?

I'd actually like to see : Beez : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
Randy and Melvin posting in the "same minute." Not that it would prove anything ... just stirrin' the pot.

I am off to Miami, : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
keep this thing going and call me if you need anything. And don't forget about Jesus up there. Help the Brother out.

Beez, look above : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:35 PM
you dipspit

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:35 PM
I dont think you and I posted within the same minute ever, maybe your my dupe or the other way round?

The timing of the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
" Randy
is Melvin S." charge, in light of this "chopper is clydez" dilemma is
uncanny. A significant slip-up yet uncanny.

Beez = : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
Eric from BBI

well there you have it : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
Randy & I post at the same time so I must be Beez

TMAC: playing : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
Doral?

bob. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
Translation? You mean chooper throwing that accusation at me when in fact, it was him duping the clydez handle?

All it really proves : Beez : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
is that Randy has a laptop, as well as a PC. Or that Melvin does.

It's a MAC : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:38 PM
I mean, What the hell did you mean by that?

Or if I'm chopper, "You long haired rockstar wanna be! You wanna fight????"

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:39 PM
You like McDonalds?
Theres one right around the corner from my building, come on up and Ill
buy you a Happy Meal and we can split a sixpack of Miller Lite

I need a haircut, : Beez : 12/19/06 5:39 PM
but I'm no Kip Winger. I am however, fat ... at least according to 26.

Melvin does what? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:40 PM

Yeee ... McDonald's? : Beez : 12/19/06 5:40 PM
Didn't you see "Supersize Me?" And Miller Lite? What the ???

Beez -- fat and beat up : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:41 PM
why I have to kick youer ass at least once a week

Meanwhile ... : Beez : 12/19/06 5:41 PM
gidie continues to avoid our fight.

Funny : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
How a guy from Harlem
is inviting everybody up to Harlem to meet him knowing full well know
one is gonna to take him up on that offer..

See? : Beez : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
All talk. Blahblahblah ...

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
Didnt mean to upset
any of your fancyboy sensibilities, you can have some of the wine and
juice that my cousin drinks and we can go anywhere in the neighborhood
you want

Who will garner the historic..... : Crispino : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
2,000th post? BTW, 12,000 views and only 2,000 posts. That's 10,000 slackers.

see : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
Beez is so beat up -- he can't make words anymore

GMAN : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
all the tough guys
around here talk about what badasses they are and how they are going to
smack each other around with god knows what and all I am offering is a
civilized meal, its about 20 minuts from Times Square. Is it really so
scary to be around people of color?

Just fat. : Beez : 12/19/06 5:45 PM
Or maybe it's "phat."

Mel, you got a BK?

Melvin : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:46 PM
people of color could be scary..

then again : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:47 PM
some of my best friends are black

Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
theres one down on 125th a black over from where Sharpton has been having his idiot parade

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH : Stan from LA : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
Chopper is clyidez(whatever).

Too funny...

ha : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
I said black but meant block, maybe Im the racist - lol

I'm all about : Beez : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
idiot parades. Ask gidie.

Aside from the fact : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
that Harlem is a cool part of town...

Melvin : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 5:49 PM
Yes, it's terrifying.

Joey : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:51 PM
you must know my ugly aunt - lol

I had to bail at the Barry Manilow part : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:00 PM
where Beez is decontructing Mandy, Chopin and Barry's beagle and TMAC
is instructing Davision on how to launch a waterbottle on the roof via
hockey wrister...

What a thread! It's like a bad acid trip!

I bet : hyadoin : 12/19/06 6:02 PM
we never hear from either of them again.

Focus, schnitz. : Beez : 12/19/06 6:03 PM
Or as my wife says, "phuckus."

beez : jlukes : 12/19/06 6:04 PM
you and your wife swing?

Not with a ten-foot pole, Beez! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:06 PM
Nah gah dah...

Wait, GManInDC is black? : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:07 PM
?

Man, Joey w/ the Winger reference at 4:17, wicked awesome. : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 6:07 PM
She's only seventeen, SE-VEN-TEEN! Daddy says she's to young, but she's old enough, OLD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We're too close to : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/19/06 6:31 PM
2000 to stop here. I nomininate this as TOTY "Thread of the Year". This
thread's got it all, Drama, Suspense, Comedy, Horror (some of those
pictures especially).

Sad thing is.. if you miss an hour or two.. : hyadoin : 12/19/06 6:39 PM
there's too much to go back and read. This thread would be close to 200 pages in a word document.

Davisian... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 6:42 PM
your 4:25 post had me laughing pretty hard.

I'm sorry I misinterpreted this : gidiefor : 12/19/06 7:15 PM
JO : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:52 PM Yeah I was a tad late. It was my
first venture, and my second will be much more fruitful and planned far
better.

How could I have missed that Joey is preganant? Joey, I'm here for you.

gidie got Joey pregnant??? : schnitzie : 12/19/06 7:41 PM
OMG!

schnitzie : Bill2 : 12/19/06 7:44 PM
Have not seen you around. Happy Chunukkah to you and yours. Have a great set of Holidays.

Less than 60 days to pitchers and catchers report and we get Andy back this year!

Sorry : Bill2 : 12/19/06 7:45 PM
Happy Chanukkah

GMAN... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 8:14 PM
Not true - Melvin and I hung out at the Dinosaur BBQ one night. No problem at all...

Hey : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 8:18 PM
who you calling black??

I wonder : gidiefor : 12/19/06 8:30 PM
if mrs Joey knows

Hi! : HomerJones45 : 12/19/06 8:38 PM
There shouldn't be a 1943 post thread without at least one from me.

Thanks! Please continue.

HAHA : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 8:50 PM
Eric just revealed, Clydze is diego!

Randy and company owe chopp an apology.

Gene : gidiefor : 12/19/06 9:02 PM
nah -- they'll find
another way to bait him -- and he'll let them -- long range this is
something that requires a personal meeting imho

unless... : hyadoin : 12/19/06 9:03 PM
chopper is diego and clydez too!

It is not lost on Eric : gidiefor : 12/19/06 9:07 PM
what has taken place here -- if chopper was a dupe Eric would have said so

What if... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 9:07 PM
Chopper was Diego?

I don't want anything from him gidie. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:08 PM
Well maybe for Randy to show up to camp or a game and call me a
douchebrownie or whatever to my face. But it will NEVER happen so
there's no need to worry about any of that.

oops, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:09 PM
I meant Gene.

FYI... Two things and a question : George in New Milford : 12/19/06 9:19 PM
1) Just got back from 18C.... It's dark again... I've been there since after the game and STILL no clydez sightings...
2) This has to be the longest thread that Eric never posted on... gotta be a record..

bob in tx.. has the court rendered a verdict yet... this has gone on way to long :-)

I Just Read This Train Wreck : Lastings Milledge : 12/19/06 9:22 PM
and no, I'm not Clydez...I work for the government, so I don't post
during the day...I'd hope after 10 years here people would figure that
out.

Chopper--you were busted plain and simple--deal with it.

Ok : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:45 PM
Dave. Thanks.

This thread was amazing : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/19/06 11:59 PM
when it was alive. It took 3-4 days but another Mystery was solved on BBI. It'd be my pleasure to kill this thread.

I need a little support from Lawyer in NYC : Beez : 12/20/06 6:45 AM
on the "phuckus" thing.

Just a few posts from 2,000 ... this thread is ...

el morte : gidiefor : 12/20/06 8:06 AM
tis a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done................................

Anybody wanna fight teh Filthy? : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:32 AM

Yeah that's what I thought... : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:44 AM
.

..... : gidiefor : 12/20/06 8:47 AM
listen punx - i'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back

We accept: : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 8:54 AM

Thanks Britt! : Davisian : 12/20/06 8:57 AM
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning

Britt knows my weakness. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:59 AM
Filthy defeated.

Dav... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:00 AM
it was the comic timing. Genious.

Yes! I got 1964... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:01 AM
I dedicate it to The Beatles.

1966 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:01 AM
.

1967 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:02 AM
.

1968 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:02 AM
.

I got my first real six-string : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:04 AM
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled
It was summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a Band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shualda known we'd never get far
Oh when I lock back now
That was seemes to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
(CHORUS)
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in And that's when I met you
Standin on a mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was no or never
Those were the best days of my life
(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69
Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, no
And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong
Standin' on a mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
(Chorus) Back in summer of '69

.... : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:07 AM
..

BIRTH YEAR! : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:07 AM
1971!

1972 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:09 AM
year I became a Giants fan and ... hmmm

1972 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:10 AM
The year the A-team is sent to prison and escapes

'73 ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:11 AM
Mets-A's

'75 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:11 AM
The year of the Dart Swinger I learned to drive on.

'76 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
Who could forget all those parades. Oh, to be 12 again!

'77 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
My first zits.

'78 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
I got nuthin'.

You stole my birth year! 1976 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

'79 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
Fuquin' Pisarcik.

Well ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
at least we had parades!

1980 : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
The year of the Filthy.

'80 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
Year of the black and gold Formula.

aka : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
The year of the black and gold Formula.

fluxcken thread stuffers : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:14 AM

You guys are kind of......you know.....old and stuff. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:15 AM
.

Wow, the Filthy was born in the 80's?? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:16 AM
Does that make me a cradle robber?

'88 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:16 AM
Something bad happened that year. Mets again?

Hey, I'm only 30... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:17 AM
Davisian on the other hand...

Now the numbers are all messed up... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
.

Looks 20..? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
that's what you was gonna say, right?

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
is coming

We'll have to get a second opinion on that. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
Yeah I'm a youngin'. 19 flippin' 80. Expected to be born on Leap Day
(Feb 29th) until the Moms said eff that, slice him out.

'94 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
The year of meeting the soon-to-be (then) Mrs. Beez.

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM

Was everyone afraid to hit : Beez : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
'95?

Cheater. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
.

*frantically hitting refresh* : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
the tension is unbearable.

sumbitch. : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
.

BIGtime cheater. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
That's just ... wrong.

1999, I didn't even get a shot at this: : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:20 AM

you're just sorry : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:21 AM
you didn't do it (grin)

Berry and gidie after the Giants game Sunday. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:22 AM

Wow, this whole time I thought this thread : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:25 AM
had a ways to go to beat out the old Ignatius Reilly thread. I was WAY
off. Ignatius only got 578 total posts. I thought I remembered it being
much longer than that.

Laborious to read : Beez : 12/20/06 9:26 AM
doesn't always = long.

And here's Filth celebrating 2000, as a lobster.

Rock Lobster? : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:29 AM
?

ha ha : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:31 AM
I own 2000

Whatever... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:32 AM
Shawn Merriman.

... : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:32 AM
Fu¬¬ck chopperhatch.
He said I was Melvin and he never apologized. And fu¬c¬k you too, gene,
for sticking up for a POS like the snatch man. And fu¬ck you again
snatch for your tired fu¬cking comments about me going to games or to
camp. I went when it wasn't a douche convention.

DING DING!! : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:33 AM
Round 7!

Hey, : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:33 AM
I went to camp this year?

'smatta Randel : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
you forget your enima today?

It's : Beez : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
a douche convention?

But that makes you miss out : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
On the new ergonomicly tipped applicators.

And the new Kiwi/Strawberry line from masengil..

People who like chopper are officially : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:36 AM
douchebags. So you do the math.

This picture has nothing to do with anything ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:37 AM
I just think it begs for captions. Like, for example, you absolutely
KNOW what the big guy on the right is thinking: "Dammit! How did my
little brother score such a hottie!"

So ... I'm a douchbag? : Beez : 12/20/06 9:38 AM
Even if I've never met anyone at camp? All righty then. I like the cut of ... somethin' somethin'.

Why you Vacated, Scrawny, : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:38 AM
Dorksnuffing, Corkscraggler. Why I oughta......

What about those that like Chopper and Randy?? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:39 AM
Are they allowed int he convetion?

And its not just a convention for douches, its for Pencil pushers and the terminally unfunny as well.

What about if you don't know either ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:40 AM
but think they're probably both all right in person, but can be equally douche-like on BBI?

To-may-to : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:42 AM
To-mah-to

Uh, yeah. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:50 AM
Please compare me to douchehatch.

You had sex with his cousin. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:51 AM
I never said he would have do the incest. BIG difference.

Fuukc me? : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
No Pal, Fuuuuuuuuuck you. derp

you both overreact like it's your job? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
owened!

God : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
I had to go a long way to say fuuuuck.

only 80 more to go : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 9:53 AM
!

Davis. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:54 AM
Yeah, ok. I'LL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE WHO'S EVER MET YOU!!!!! ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

Which of us does that sound like? Both of us?

Well ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:55 AM
I'm not Davis ... but yeah, in moments, both of you.

Different styles, don't mean different (over) reactions.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:56 AM
Yet I haven't even met you, and I still figure you'd probably be a lot of fun in spite of it..

Well, then : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:56 AM
I'll have to kill you and everyone who's ever met you. Unless I like some of them. Then I won't.

Randy..... : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 9:58 AM
please don't pee in your own wheaties...

Have you ever tried it? : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:59 AM
Then pipe down.

Pack a lunch sweet tits.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:59 AM
(Because its a long drive and we have NOTHIN in the hosue to eat. time
for a Wegmans run, but if you kill me first, you;re on your own pal.)

I don't : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 10:00 AM
eat wheaties, so no worries.

They have Wegmans... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 10:02 AM
up there, eh?

Randy, you seem to be suffering from : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 10:02 AM
chronic PMS these days... what's up with that my friend?

Britt : Davisian : 12/20/06 10:03 AM
Wegmans started in Rochester. They ROX..

BB26, it is dealing with chronic stupidity here. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 10:10 AM
This place used to be good but it has really gotten worse and worse as
the membership has jumped. It is good for Eric but it is bad for
football discussion.

Could someone please miller this thread? : Stan from LA : 12/20/06 10:27 AM
Pleaze?

Millered. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 10:32 AM

Hi! : HomerJones45 : 12/20/06 10:35 AM
Didn't want a 2000 post thread not to have at least two posts from me.

Thanks! Please don't continue. . .

how dare you all abandon this thread : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 10:50 AM
you punks, put your pink jerseys on!

2000+ posts and not one bunny pic : schnitzie : 12/20/06 10:52 AM
This site has come of age...

The bunny has hit the bottle : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 10:55 AM

That's an original bunny, Berry! : schnitzie : 12/20/06 10:56 AM
BTW, how's your kitty doing? Recovering well, I hope.

He's doing well.... : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:02 AM
He'll always walk with a limp. He runs faster than ever, but the funny
thing is, is that he has a hard time putting on the brakes. He's also
developed a new way of hopping. Very bunny-like. Jack is a terror and
quite the 'talker'! :)

Good to hear. : schnitzie : 12/20/06 11:08 AM
Meant to ask you about that at the tailgate and felt bad that I didn't. Good goin' little Jack!

Isn't there a Cat Fancy board you people could go to? : Davisian : 12/20/06 11:12 AM
This is a FOOTBALL board.. Not f@gg@t cat owners interactive.

duhvizin iz rite : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 11:13 AM
katz sux. dawgs ruul

Wow! : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 11:30 AM
this thread is amazing. It refuses to die. Its practically become "clydez' corner forum".

Gene mentioned on his 12/19/06 8:50pm post that Eric revealed that
diego was clydez. Where did Eric provide that information? I doubted
that it was chopper. Too weird if it was.

it wasn't : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:35 AM
chopper

Berry : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 11:37 AM
That's what I think too.

chopper is clydez and diego. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 11:37 AM
Please try to keep up?

No he's not,. : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:38 AM
he's one of your little friends and you know it.


Joey Nickles!
Davisian : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
You had a classic one, but it was just the one..

51st and PArk baby!
the VERY deep edge...
Britt in VA : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
"Bow to the Master", haha, that was a classic.
JonC
manh george : 3/5/2009 2:46 pm
When Eric banned political threads, Art lost his Raison D'etre.
Loved 4.28 Tim Carter's meltdown thread
jlukes : 3/5/2009 2:47 pm
still have it saved on my laptop at home
someone
MookGiants : 3/5/2009 2:47 pm
has to have some MiS threads saved. Please post them. I'd love to see some of his work
George
JonC : 3/5/2009 2:48 pm
Indeed he did.
JUST Joey Nickels?
jcn56 : 3/5/2009 2:48 pm
That's it Joe, 51st and Park, pronto!
Don in DC
Paulie Walnuts : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
and Mohawk...meeting for a fight
Mook
Phil from WNY : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
Trust me, they're so much better than you could imagine.
Chopper is not Clydez
TheShocker : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
NFT: Just to put this to sleep...I am not clydez, diego; Eric can verify this: : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:15 PM
To all of you enjoying this little manufactured "entertainment" please don't let me stop you. You're gonna do whatever you can to try and piss me off anyways, so keep up the good work.

But it has occurred to me that there are some people genuinely fooled by this nonsense. Those of you that know me, know i wouldn't pull Shennanigans like this.

The fact of the matter is that Eric said that clydez was the same loser who was diego. Diego was incessantly harassing Berrylish, a friend of mine. Add that to the fact that Dave in DC/Lastings Milledge and I have went at it time and again. And what a surprise, clydez goes after me first chance he gets. So, it is safe to say that Dave in DC/Lastings/diego/clydez are the same person with the identical penchant for leading multiple lives on BBI.

To all of you that want to perpetuate the myth, by all means. You seem to get a kick out of it and, as pathetic as it is, you have a right to do whatever gives you a tickle. But just know that I feel a little sorry for you that Solitaire or interpretive dance isn't enough to entertain you. You feel as though creating multiple handles and high-fiving your buddies when you get people to buy it, and that is sad.

To everyone else who is genuinely fooled by the antics, I swear on my sister's grave that I have NO dupe handles.

Eric, if you read this, i would appreciate you confirming this.

Follow up comments...

This apology : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:16 PM
sucked

Seth : Big Blue '56 : 12/20/06 1:17 PM
any new Green tea recommendations?

i'm with ya buddy : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
now grab me a beer out of your backpack

You don't think that I know : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
green teas?

Randy : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
I'm sorry.

So... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
then if I read all this correctly, you're really Ethel Merman?

So just so I am clear on this : vince in SC : 12/20/06 1:18 PM
you are saying you created clydez/diego to mess with Berrylish and others hoping people would think it was Dave in DC? That is foul man

so wait...Chopper is really : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
jlukes?

Dragon, you should be. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Ya prick ya.

I knew it! : Rob in NYC : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Diego - genius

chopper - not so much

Hey : Johnny5 : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
Those are our Choppers Charlie!

And this is my gun Clyde

Hmmm...

reading apologies : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:19 PM
on an internet msg board is very entertaining.

Coach... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
I'm sorry you're a prick...

rnargi : lono801 : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
Thanks...now I have 'God Bless America' in my head each time I come back to this thread...

Randee : Big Blue '56 : 12/20/06 1:20 PM
no, I don't, or else I would have asked you...

This is not : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
an apology at all. Not even close.

Chopper : Big Al : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
I believe you. I don't think you are smart enough to pull off the Diego or Clydez stuff. If however, you are, I guess I underestimated you and I apologize.

Wasn't the real diego at a BBI tailgate? : NyquistX3 : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
?

gotta loves the internet tough guy : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:21 PM
who then hides when it comes to really meeting during tailgates

Oh...if it's not an apology thread, : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
then I'm NOT sorry that Coach is a prick

That was a SAG diego.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
..

ban chopper : Bill Barilko : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
free diego and clyde

. : A-Train : 12/20/06 1:22 PM

the tailgate was : hg : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
sans diego

You feel the need to start a thread to say that : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:22 PM
the connection between you, diego and clydez is baseless but then go on to make a baseless accusation that Dave in DC is clydez and diego?

Now that is the chopperhatch I know and love.

Eric said Clydze was Diego... : Construction Man Jim : 12/20/06 1:23 PM
Not Clydez.

Those TRex have the gay : NNJ Tom : 12/20/06 1:23 PM
.

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
What? I'm leaning towards the fact you are joking, but can never be sure on here.

margi : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
I accept both your and chopper's apologies. I think his could have been more gracious, but I'm big enough to overlook a certain amount of pettiness.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:24 PM
Let me get this straight, you are denying that you are clydze, which I believe you by the way, but you turn right around and point the finger at Lastings with about as much proof as everyone else had on you which is none? Do I have that right? If so, that is totally lame, and uncalled for.

Andy, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
the evidence is there. So you're giving me grief for starting a thread to explain myself? Sweet.

Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
frankly, I love Ethel Merman and if you truly ARE her, it would make my day...no...scratch that...it would make my whole damned year....

Of course it's a joke, you nimrod!

It was me!!!! : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
I'm Zorro... They took my horse.. They took my mask.

MadPlaid, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:26 PM
I don't care what you think and I didn't havce you in mind as one of the people that I wanted to convince otherwise. Think what you want.

Madplaid = not a prick... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
...

Stu : 12/14/06 2:44 PM : NNJ Tom : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
That post was easily the most frightening of that whole train wreck. Stu, I still have nightmares about that face.

First of all, her name is MARGI, : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
and b) apology accepted. No harm no foul, chopper. We can be friends again.

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
I beg to differ.

Coach.. : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:27 PM
too late..I took it back before you could accept it.

you really : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
should apologize

chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
You played this wrong... You should have taken credit for the two most popular and intriguing posters on BBI. People actually were giving you credit for your creativity and wit. Now you go back to being the little guy who threw mountain dew on someone's jeans because they snickered at your hat.

what should chopper apologize for? : Jints in Carolina : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
i'd like to know.

hyadoin : Bill Barilko : 12/20/06 1:28 PM
That was my point.

hyadoin, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:29 PM
I don't pretend to be anything.

madplaid : O'Dorgan : 12/20/06 1:29 PM
That wedding invitation didn't come in the mail yet.

Jints : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
for allowing these people to create this soap opera. but he didn't apologize, he just cleared the air

chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
you need to fire your publicist.

So wait : Van Doren : 12/20/06 1:30 PM
Maeve Binchy is really Bob Barker? I'm confused.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:34 PM
It doesn't matter whether you care what I think or not. It does matter when you complain that people are accusing you falsely about something, then turn around and do the exact same thing you are upset about to someone else. That makes you petty and a hypocrite. You are defending yourself, then diminishing yourself in the very same breath. Why do that? You are doing yourself a disservice. I'm not trying to pile on, I'm just trying to help you from stepping in it further.

rnargi : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:35 PM
Thank you for the compliment. I couldn't agree with you more.

LOL at the nimrod comment. :-)

See? I told you... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:35 PM
Madplaid = not a prick...

: MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:37 PM
rnargi = excellent judge of character.

yeah, : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:38 PM
what MadPlaid said! Oh, and who's getting married and can I come? Canadians are a must at every wedding (we get really drunk and make arses of ourselves).

Except for that last post : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:39 PM
.

chopper has 25 million reasons : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
to point the finger at someone else.

Can't you guys just accept chop's apology : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
and move on?

Andy : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:40 PM
O'Dorgan is mad because I didn't send him an invite to my wedding back in September. I would have liked to invite everyone from BBI, but I'm not Rockefeller. I thought I heard that about Canadians. I was thinking you and shephardsam would have both been the life of the party.

I don't have to be really drunk to make an ass of myself. : shepherdsam : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
It is however, much more fun for me that way.

hyadoin... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
you got that wrong....TO had 25 million reasons to stick his finger down his throat

Chopper has absolutely nothing to live for.

Wait a minute.. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/20/06 1:41 PM
you are friends with Berrylish? Does she know this?

I think the issue was about to go to sleep : cjac : 12/20/06 1:42 PM
and you woke it back up. Way to go Choppez

this Clydez : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
guy was a little too laid back for my liking

Oh, well the theory about Canadians is true (except of Alan Thicke) : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
and a very late congratulations on getting married!

I don't care how you feel about my accusation : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:43 PM
to Dave in DC. I think he's behind it, so I'm going to run with it. You guys have no problem with that, but I guess things work differently for me. I have known for a while now that people are going to disapprove of everything i do, so I am doing the next best thing, not giving a sh it what most of you think.

Nargi, please stop telling me what to think of certain people. You of all people should know I won't be swayed and my judgement of other's character has done me very well so far. Please stop trying to make me warm and fuzzy about so many of the people on here that you are friendly with, but whom I think are complete jer koffs.

you're right Randy... : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:44 PM
I accept his apology. Pretty half-a$$ed, but this is snatch=clydez=diego=OJ we are talking about here.

Thanks, Andy : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:45 PM
Have a terrfic holiday. Boxing Day that is. By the way, what the Hell is Boxing Day?

chopper, : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
accepted. You're an ok little monkey, no matter what everyone says.

wait you think MadPlaid is a : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
jerkoff?? I no longer accept your apology. You suck again!!

rnargi, what's with this? : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
Chopper has absolutely nothing to live for.

I don't know what to think of this post.

Chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:46 PM
you sure have a lot of animosity built up... This can't be good before Christmas.

Boy that Margi : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:47 PM
is a fast typer!!!

pretty much : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
he is saying you are a waste of air. Not even clean air, but dirty, stanky, make you puke type air.

No animosity... : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
I just don't mince words.

Chopper : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:48 PM
Then you will richly deserve all the ill will that going to be coming your way. You are an unapologetic a$$, and that is very sad. I feel very sorry for you.

mr chopper : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
i think you have plenty to live for boy, just like the rest of us. except for diego, that guy is screwed, runs around with too many monkeys

I feel sorry for all of you : BurrEliAmaniShockeyTiki : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
.

Why? : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
Because I think you're a putz? Ok, feel free to pass judgement some more.

I should be smelling... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
wafts of egg nog or gingerbread men, but all I'm getting is a heavy dose of smug cluelessness.

Holy crap, Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:49 PM
I was doing no such thing. But quite frankly, if you can't be friendly with Madplaid, then there's absolutely no hope for you. And I sincerely mean that. We're friends and I know you're a standup guy, and yes you take a lot of crap...but frankly, bro, you could use a father or big brother to get in your face and teach you a lesson or two in humility.

And, now you owe ME an apology.

There's only one way to settle this : BigAinVA : 12/20/06 1:50 PM

Chop... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:50 PM
you KNOW that I'm JOKING when I said "Chop has nothing to live for"....ferchrysakes this entire THREAD is a joke!

chopper: why are you apologizing : bob in tx : 12/20/06 1:51 PM
to Randy/Melvin S. when you are the one taking all the abuse?

chopp : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 1:51 PM
step back and take a break. Im pretty sure rnargi is on your side. Enjoy the Holiday, enjoy the family.

bob, he finally apologizes : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 1:52 PM
and now you take HIS side??

Hyadion... : rnargi : 12/20/06 1:52 PM
I'm never gonna live that down!

What I think of chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:53 PM
you told me how to get f bombs past the filter and for that I'm ever greatful.

You bragged about throwing soda at another guys crotch... That's a little frightening.

For a day or two, I thought you were Diego, and was willing to forgive you for the soda incident, because Diego was the funniest sob ever.

This came after I thought you were Clydez, who was instrumental in brightening a dark dreary week to be a Giants Fan... of which I was greatful.

Now you're telling me that you're not Diego. You're not Clydez, but you are still the guy who threw soda at another guy's crotch.

I guess I can forgive you for those let downs, since you told me how to say fu ck and sh it on BBI. Merry Christmas!

nargi, : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:54 PM
because I don't like MadPlaid for keeping his sister in check when she railed against my Dad(which he did too), but rather getting in my face for calling her a bitch, that means I have nothing to live for? I don't owe you sh it. I didn't do anything to you, and yet you go sticking up for this ass when you haven't the foggiest friggin clue as to why I don't like him? Nargi, do you not see what kind of a dick move that is? Any nice thing you can say about me means nothing when you pontificate like that. This was not an apology, it was an effort to let peo0ple like you(or so I thought) know that I had nothing to d9o with the dupes.

It takes a true : vince in SC : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
man to see the error in his ways and to beg for forgiveness like you have done Chopper. I commend you on letting this whole thing with you and Randy die especially at this time of the year. Now just apologize to Dave and the whole load will be off your chinerrrchest

sacre merde : Ben in Adirondacks : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
aren't you people late for homeroom? Or is it a half day today?

No. : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 1:55 PM
because you don't realize that you are your own worst enemy. You are creating your own misery from you own poor behavior. You don't get it, so I feel very sorry for you. Yours appears to be a very unhappy existense.

it is funny that people : Amtoft : 12/20/06 1:56 PM
are slowly starting to see what an a$$ snatch is. He is even insulting his own supposed friends. As time goes on more and more people will hate him AND he will still blame Dave who can't access the computer during the day.

Is this the point where we get a picture of Lastings Milledge : jcn56 : 12/20/06 1:56 PM
having a rubber mask pulled off of him and saying 'and I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.'?

Lol, i was waiting for the psych lesson. : chopperhatch : 12/20/06 1:57 PM
My life is unhappy...quite possibly THE most uninformed nonsense I have ever read.

I have said my peace...enjoy.

Actually, : Andy in Halifax : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
I think what you've said is anything but peace.

hey chopper : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
???

are you still there? : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:58 PM
??

a : ballzblue : 12/20/06 1:59 PM
very sincere apology

Thank you : hyadoin : 12/20/06 1:59 PM
for telling me how to say fu ck and sh it. You really are a good guy.

First off, : rnargi : 12/20/06 2:00 PM
I don't need to defend Madplaid or his sister...they are extremely capable of handling that themselves. Second, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure it's probably more blown out of proportion than you're leading me to believe here. Third, it's pretty common knowledge but not disseminated publically who diego is/was and I'm sure the same could be said about clydze but THAT info I'm not privvy to. Most people know you were neither...they're just screwing with you. Why does it get you so pissed off? For the love of all mankind, my handle is known as MARGI but you don't see me flying off the handle about it...it is what it is...it makes people laugh..it confuses others...it's a nationwide joke. Big Friggin' DEAL...get over yourself already

To set the record straight : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 2:00 PM
I didn't write anything negative about Chopperhatch's father. I really don't know anything about that exchange between chopper and schnitzie. Although I can bet, she didn't rip his father either, but rather ripped Chopper himself for something he said that he atributed to his father. And, chopper's comment about keeping schnitzie in check is beyond ridiculous.

wait you called schnitzie a bitch?? : Amtoft : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
You're even more of a f-ckhead than I thought. Oh and her brother comes to defend her and you expect him to take your side? You have to be the dumbest person alive.

At some point people : Ben in Adirondacks : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
have to just let sh it go. This has gotten beyond ridiculous.

I have to make : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:01 PM
a number 2

so.... : hyadoin : 12/20/06 2:02 PM
how 'bout those Phoenix Suns?!

i'm sorry : ballzblue : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
i'm not busy enough at work and i have to keep coming back to this thread

You show : A-Train : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
that turd who's boss.

LOL, jcn... : speedywheels : 12/20/06 2:03 PM
.

chop ... : Beez : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
My "GWAVA" filter caught your e-mail ... but I just responded. I accept your apology, and I won't tell anyone that you were clydez all along. Take care.

Ditto what Ben said : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
And I believe chopper when he says he has no dupes; he's no diego for sure. But I do disagree that Dave in DC has any roll in any of this sh_t although much like myself, I'm sure he's laughing his a_ss off watching this all play out. Falsely accusing him is as bad as everyone who falsely accused chop of the dupes in the first place.

Damn I need a drink trying to follow this...

Wait... : Ryan : 12/20/06 2:04 PM
Who are you again?

I think chopper's father said or did something really stupid. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
Not suprising when you consider that whole apple and tree thing.

This thread could have more posts than : BigAinVA : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
clydez thread

Ben : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
I agree with you. I really wish I didn't get involved. Oh, well. Too late.

I'm pushing and : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:05 PM
pushing and nothing is happening Uh Oh

Yeah, somehow I don't think Dave would have any problem : jcn56 : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
owning up to the dupe if it was him.

On the other hand, I'm fairly certain that if chopper and schnitzie mixed it up, she'd tear him in two pieces. Horizontally or vertically is the only part of it I'd consider up for debate.

26: committee : bob in tx : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
meeting?

BB26... : rnargi : 12/20/06 2:06 PM
Call TMAC and tell him to give me the keys to the bar...we need a committee meeting and some good old Christmas Office Party grab assing and other assorted drunken buffoonery

You got it bob : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:07 PM
I'm all ready...

dad beat the crap out : bob in tx : 12/20/06 2:08 PM
of the lady with the shrubs...or parked in front of her house and told her to " eat it"... or something like that.

I think I'm : Headhunter : 12/20/06 2:08 PM
having an Elvis

It's not a party until : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 2:09 PM
TMAC shows up. Bob, call him off the greens...

.... : Davisian : 12/20/06 2:09 PM
Rain down, rain down (That's it sir)
Come on rain down on me
From a great height( You're leaving)
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down( The crackle of pigskin)
Come on rain down on me (The dust and the screaming)
From a great height (The yuppies networking)
From a great height... height...(The panic, the vomit)
Rain down, rain down(The panic, the vomit)
Come on rain down on me (God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!)
Big Al...
Chris in Philly : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
May have some of the MiS stuff...
Matt was a little Al Davis-ish in his man-love for players
TD : 3/5/2009 2:49 pm
he would invariably latch onto a guy with insane measurables and then use a compilation of draft sites to state a case as to why this player was bound for Canton.

This year, he would have been all over Barwin, DHB, etc.

His insight was only useful insofar as he was able to vomit up what published draftniks were saying and put it all on one thread for the rest of us. He was great for that - but he let his own persona get in the way and before the 50th post, he was well into his tantrum.
T C 4.28
Kulish29 : 3/5/2009 2:50 pm
Was pretty epic. Anyone have a bookmark to that thread? Lol.
Oh Yeah
Motley Blue : 3/5/2009 2:50 pm
Art still hasn't posted since election day.
Yeah sorry, that's going to have to count.
Bangin Super Models and Doing Mock Drafts, just like Shakespear
TheShocker : 3/5/2009 2:51 pm
How many times have third rounders been netter than first rounders : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:09 PM
We see it every year that a guy caught in the third, fourth and fith round
that become pro bowlers and first rounders are out of the league. It
happens every year. Follow up comments...


Excuse my spelling : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:10 PM
I need a new keyboard.

A new keyboard : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:10 PM
is the least of your worries.

743 times : Andy%20in%20HalifaxAndy in Halifax : 1/30/06 5:11 PM
.

And yet... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:12 PM
The vast majority of time, the third rounder is out of the league before
the 1st rounder. I'm missing the point, but given the thread starter, I
guess I shouldn't be surprised.

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

YES! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
NEW THREAD!

4.28 : CardinalXCardinalX : 1/30/06 5:13 PM
you have a draft i can mock?

FMiC -- that's no fun : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:14 PM
it's much better to post the "Jessie Armstead was drafted in the 234th round
and he was good, why can't Ernie draft like that every time?"

Greg Mark : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:15 PM
he was out of the league pretty quickly

Humongous.. : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
Or the obligatory Terrell Davis and Tom Brady references. What this
Jacknut above doesn't realize is that we only hear about these people
after they become stars and there are a handful of them. Meanwhile,
every other great player is a Day 1 pick pretty much. I don't even want
to get the demented Mel Kiper III started on undrafted free agents like
Pierce....

Freedom of speech : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:17 PM
Like any of you have better things to talk about. When the Giants are
playing well you kiss ass, and when they loose you cussin them off. I
stay loyal to Giants wether they win or loose and when the season is
over everybody expresses their opinion on what position needs to be
upgraded.

29 : LSLS : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
but that's just since the modern era.

Lose : Randy%20in%20CTRandy in CT : 1/30/06 5:17 PM
LOSE!

Freedom of speech : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:18 PM
Yeah - that's the issue here.

Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:19 PM
The only jack nutt is you. You call yourself a Fat Man and you are right,
you are a FAT MAN with no brains and no you know what.

Uh oh : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:19 PM
FMiC hit a nerve.

When my pants... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:19 PM
get loose, I cut them off, perhaps I'll try cussin them off next time.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you aren't no Norman
Einstein.

I wonder if : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:20 PM
4.28 will start a new thread about it.

I feel so small... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:20 PM
right now. Great response, Shakespeare.

Fmic -- he aint no Norman Einsteen : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
But he sure is S-M-R-T

Ding Ding Ding!!! : AD%2DBlazeAD-Blaze : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
LEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLEEEE!!!!!

Now i know why he has that handle : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:21 PM
Pass Incomplete..

Is there a : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:22 PM
Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina on this board?

When I saw the word "netter" : MooseMoose : 1/30/06 5:23 PM
I thought of Nutter Butter cookies.


Fat Man : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:23 PM
I'm bigger than Shakespere. Both of us get laid more tahn you. We get laid
by Supermodels, the only thing you get laid by your own hands going up
and down with your loose pants stuck in your a hole.

Yeah FatMan!! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:23 PM
You are a FAT MAN and have no brains!!! Take that!

It's moprhing : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
From being about 'freedom of speech' to 'i get laid more than you'

cool

Huh : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
he spells 'Shakespere' right but not 'than'.

Bill Shakepseare : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:24 PM
still gets laid?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa... : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
You tell them Tim, tell them all.

And he gets laid my Supermodels!! : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
He's my idol!..and has time to do mock drafts on BBI..must be nice

SHAKESPERE : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
ROAMIO, ROAMIO, WHERE IS YOUR FORT? ROAMIO!

Will in NJ : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
bwahahaha. Thanks man, I'm dyin at my desk here.

Ahh... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
If I can decipher that last post correctly, I think the old "I get laid more than you" card has been played.
You outdo yourself too much. I think we have some people here with ties
to TV shows. Perhaps we can get you a job as a comedy writer, that is
if one of your Supermodel friends can't hook you up with the powers
that be.

This thread : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
Is making me miss Nizar

Now THIS : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 5:25 PM
is funny!!!

my = : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
by

kulish : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
it's Shakespeare

Oh no : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
I spelled it wrong too? Crap.

Where's TheJake when you : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:26 PM
need him?..they must've hung out at the same bars..

I know : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:27 PM
I get laid and do mock drafts at the same time. Its a dual thing. I got
time for everything when I'm here in South Beach in my condo getting
head and expressing dual energy.

As a point of clarification... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
can pants be loose if stuck up an "a hole"? Please let me know before I use that great line on somebody else.

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
So you think about Daniel Bullocks and Tamba Hali while getting laid? Interesting...

ROTFLMBAO!!! : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
We have to keep this safe until tomorrow..please someone keep this archived..

Your boyfriend must have : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:28 PM
a really flat head for you to be able to balance your keyboard up there.

I thought... : FatMan%20in%20CharlotteFatMan in Charlotte : 1/30/06 5:29 PM
George Michael left South Beach months ago??

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:29 PM
If there was a draft where players were picked according to their oral
sex abilities, would Sinorice Moss be a 1st round pick?

Boyfreind : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:31 PM
I din't say boyfreind. I said women supermodels. Maybe you and your boyfreind are looking for some new partners on BBI.

If Travis Williams : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:31 PM
Can improve his ability to simultaneously type and give reach-arounds, he's
1st-round material! Straight from Bill Sheridan's mouth...

Actually... : Modus%20OperandiModus Operandi : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
I think Will in NJ had the best zinger on this thread with his 5:10 post.

Guys, i think we should have read the thread title before insulting him : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
the real question is, how many late round picks have been "netter"...think about it...

Tim : ChakaChaka : 1/30/06 5:32 PM
So which supermodel did you bang?

Fabio : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:33 PM
???

Nah : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:33 PM
I'm just getting laid. I like women, sports bikes, football, baseball,
basketball, gambling and taking trips around the world. The brain has
two sides one is working on my freedom of expression and the other is
getting worked on by sexual reality by hot women.

Hansel, so hot right now. : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:33 PM
Hansel...

Has to be : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
Gretal

"Trips around the world" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
is that what you call kissing your Plus Sized SuperModels all over their bodies

Will you likw Hansel : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:35 PM
I like Jessica Alba, Adrian Lima

You meet these supermodels at : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:35 PM
your English as a second language class?

dual energy , lol we got to have : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
some of that

Now I get it... : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
4.28 actually refers to how long you last with a "Supermodel"?

4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:36 PM
Are you challenging me to a walk-off?

Shep : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:37 PM
it's his keyboard man. Not him.

It's good to... : RyanRyan : 1/30/06 5:37 PM
..be me.

Will in Dirty Jersey : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:37 PM
Take a trip here to Miami. I'll show my world made of money, women, private
jets and I'll teach you how to talk to women or wait Hansel is here. I
don't know him nevre want to but he'll be there for you and I'll pay
for your hotel night with him and I'll be in the Pentouse of the hotel
doing a babe from penthouse and heck they'll pay me.

God knows : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:38 PM
what that poor keyboard has been through...

Chicken : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:38 PM
Does that 4.28 includes a smoke break?

4.28 ... free vacation? : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:39 PM
I'm there!

Will it's a trick!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:40 PM
Hope you like tea-bagging

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:40 PM
This is the first time I saw that sight. Not on my level but since you know
about it and use that site for yourself thankyou for getting me to know
you and what you like. Here this is waht I like. You can dream about
her and since you like men too, you can dream of the both of us. But I
don't want you to, I'm all about women.

Is it me or does 4.28 : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:40 PM
Sound like a down and out wanna be rapper selling cassette tapes out of his hooptie..

4.28.. : KJuicyKJuicy : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
With this posh life that you live, shouldn't you be banging your supermodels right now?

Here this is waht I like. : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
...im waiting....is paintbrush giving you troubles?

tim dont play the jersey card sucka : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
.

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:41 PM
tea-bagging isn't my thing ... but I'll make necessary sacrafices to do
mock drafts with 4.28 and channel my dual energy...

Nah I ain't no rapper : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:42 PM
If I was a rapper I'd be making songs. Heck I have songs but it ain't no
rap its me making a porno video for you guys cuz thats how close you
guys will ever get. Dream On Boys and get to rehab.

Seriously guys : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
who is Fat Man in Carolina or Carolina?

He sounds like a : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
14 year old.

That does it : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:42 PM
I need to change my handle to "(5.10)Jeff Hatch".

4.28 -- : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:43 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.superonda.com/_client_common/images/news/malibus-most-wanted.jpg"& gt;

Will In NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:43 PM
All the handles here don't make sense except mine. Its different and
unique. It makes sense. Will in NJ. You are a first class looser in
DIRTY JERSEY.

holy crap will, i was just about to post that picture...this one is better : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:44 PM


Humongous : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:44 PM
I'm changing mine to (8.63)(4.28)Tim Carter

Will in NJ : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant wait for randy, joey and peter to : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
hit on this thread. funniest of the new year. this dual energy theme can carry us through the 2006 season

Will In NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:45 PM
Thanks for showing me a picture of yourself. Are you stealing somebody elses
piss in those cans or is that where you live doing yourself and yopur
own living.

Will, tighten up : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
stop being a 'looser'

Ya Will : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
you're looser.

So (4.28)TimCarter : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:45 PM
is a name that makes perfect sense, while my handle poses a complete mystery.

I feel like such a "looser."

I am heading to Miami in a few weeks : XXXXXX : 1/30/06 5:46 PM
can you hook me up with a Supermodel?

Bwaaahahahahaha, : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:46 PM
Anybody care to decipher "or is that where you live doing yourself and yopur own living."?

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:47 PM
That’s your boyfreind too. You go for men with gold. I see maybe this picture
attracts most of the members on this sight. No youre not even close to
being a looser. Just a f****ot.

shep : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:47 PM
that's not even ebonics..myst be some "rich millionare who bang SuperModels" talk..

sam, only if you can figure out what a " f****ot" is : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
i thought i had it...but there is an extra star in there

Shep : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
Yom Kippur?

Or wait : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:48 PM
Since we talking about dual things you are losser but don't act like one
because you don't have to, its labeled on your forehead and you are a
fa****ot 2.

Will -- what's even worse : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 5:48 PM
is that the 4.28 is metric.

Uh oh : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:49 PM
I'm a 'looser' and a 'f****ot' (fa gggot ?). No sleep for me tonight...

"f****ot".... : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 5:49 PM
fernpot?

Woo hoo! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
I've graduated to 'losser'!

You arent a loser : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
you are a losser, meaning that you loss...something

losser? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
is that like Tommer?

TimCarter... : Modus%20OperandiModus Operandi : 1/30/06 5:50 PM
You sir, are an idiot!

John in Charlotte : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:50 PM
Yom Kippur. I'm not jewish. I belive in God and myself along with my
OPINION because no matter what anybodies opinion is, it doesn't count.

Tommer is da r******son : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:51 PM
we lossered the game. Yopur should no dat!

"I'm not jewish. I belive in God " : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:51 PM
.....

Speechless.. : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:52 PM
.

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:52 PM
LOL

great : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
thread!

beer is coming out of my nose : gtt350gtt350 : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
.

bob, where ya been? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:53 PM
we need a scoring update

Modus : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:54 PM
You have the same problem like Will. I know you are both defending
yourselfs but come out of the closet or you don't need to. You did that
along time ago. I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of
Miami with a Masters degree. I know you. You are what you say. A idiot.
I'm a icon down here and whereever I go. I'm going to Spain next week
while you are collecting well fare checks.

"I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of Miami " : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 5:54 PM
...

what's a well fare check? : GMANinDCGMANinDC : 1/30/06 5:55 PM
& lt;br& gt;

Bahahahaha! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:55 PM
" I am not a idiot. I graduated from the University of Miami with a Masters degree."

Did you happen to major in Making Annoying Mock Drafts?

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:56 PM
I'm suprised you even put your opinion in there. You couldn't even get your
GED. Tell us when do you pick up the garbage everyday. I'm not garbage.
Pick up some people with yourself. You garbage.

Annoying mock drafts : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:57 PM
Will. You have to go to Mel Kiper for that. I'm not asking for anybodies approval I'm just writing what I want.

I am not a aminal : John%20in%20CharlotteNCJohn in CharlotteNC : 1/30/06 5:57 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.arnadal.no/film/images/elephant.jpg"& gt;

I'm guessing this is what would happen if Walnuts : jcn56jcn56 : 1/30/06 5:57 PM
watched a lot more MTV.

4.28, I wrote a haiku on your behalf : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 5:58 PM
It's entitled "Tapestry of Humanity" ...

Four Two Eight, a icon.
Not a idiot, icon.
We are all lossers.


this has to be a joke : djmdjm : 1/30/06 5:59 PM
Hi Matt.

John in Carolina : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 5:59 PM
That’s a nice picture of you. Is it you or you son, question mark. My keyboard
is messed op like your heads, but I ain't fixing it or buying a new
computer. I'm glad I miss spell on this sight. I use you as my speeling
aid and my slaves.

This just has to be a great put on... : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
nobody can be this ridiculously stupid and operate a computer.

I miss spell : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:00 PM
on purpose. Its good to see you all read into my threads.

lol couldnt get my GED? : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
sorry, senior, graduating in may, already have a job lined up working for
Johnson & amp; Johnson once I do graduate in May....man ...and here I
thought you were a psychic, guess you don't have ESPN afterall

Hi Matt : djmdjm : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
..

Is it you or you son,question mark. My keyboard is messed op like your head : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:00 PM
wow, best...ever

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:01 PM
yeah, but you won't be graduating from Miami, thus you are a idiot...

Brilliant! : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:01 PM
This thread is great, my stomach hurts now.

Johnson & amp; Johnson are two men : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:02 PM
I know its a company. You like men too. I don't work for anybody but
myseeeelf. Mis spelling. ?? oh it workls.jfdkfdssjdf. I'm a
entrepaneur. Good luck working as a slave.

What's the name : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:02 PM
of the kid that used to post like this and got banned by Eric? I can't remember his name!

Will -- i know, imagine if i was Jewish? : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:02 PM
I'd be a Non-God Believing idiot

Oh Yes! : River%20MikeRiver Mike : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
Trent!!

"I'm a entrepaneur" : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
.

Idiot. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:03 PM
I'm so hurt. Don't you have any other words that hurt.

Entrepaneur? : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:03 PM
HAHAHAHA!

jlukes : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
at least you can take solace in the fact that you are neither a losser or a f***********gggot ....

"I'm going to Spain next week while you are collecting well fare checks." : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
cant wait until I get my 'well fare' check. Should be teh awezme

Whatever happens, please : FranknWeezerFranknWeezer : 1/30/06 6:04 PM
nobody do anything to get this thread deleted. Pure gold.

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:05 PM
Oh so you can read. I didn't know that. I thought you just like to talk
about your gay dream fantasies. Come to Miami and see my business. I'll
pay for your ticket and food.

the more a read this : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:05 PM
the more i'm thinking this might really be Tim Carter

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh lolololol : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:06 PM
"I thought you just like to talk about your gay dream fantasies. Come to
Miami and see my business. I'll pay for your ticket and food."

If you pay for the vacation, I'm there : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:06 PM
I wanna be an entrepanuer, too!

Frankin Weezer : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:06 PM
I have alot of gold too. What do you have? Fruit Pebbles?

Will -- i think he was referencing : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
your fantasies

hey Tim : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
Were you at Prime 112 with LT and Michael Jordan? What really happened down there?

FranknWeezer : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:07 PM
always struck me as a Vount Chocula guy...

gold : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 6:08 PM
fillings?

vount=Count : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:08 PM
keyboard's fault...

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:09 PM
It will be my pleasure to pay for your ticket there. You go to th gay nude
beach and I go to the beach where all the women get naked for me. A
entepeneur can mispell anything but knows how to make money. Even if I
didn't get my degree, I still would be makin money. Girls pay me just
to take my shirt off, while you are in the gay strip club paying for
some love and still get none. I'm proud of you loooooooser.

bob in tx : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:09 PM
gold-plated diapers...

4.28, found some of your GOLD that you keep bragging about : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:10 PM
pure gold

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:10 PM
I pay some Gold diapers for you. I'm not going to disrespect your family, just u. I love these threads.

"A entepeneur can mispell anything but knows how to make money" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
I'm on the path to success now!!

All this talk about taking shirts off : The%20HumongousThe Humongous : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
any thoughts on good bars in the west village?

(4.28) : Rich%20in%20L%2EA%2ERich in L.A. : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
Don't let these losers get you down. You're wiping the floor with them!

You'd do all that for me? : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:11 PM
Everybody wins!

JLukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:12 PM
I've never seen this sight. Is this your home web page? Thankyou but no
thanks. This is what I like and get. But thankyou for your invitation.
Wait, you and Will can get together. But I don't want to know about it.
F****OT. I will be doing Adriana Lima.& lt;br& gt;& lt;a
href="http://www.askmen.com/women/models_60/74_adriana_lima.html"&
gt;Link (& lt;a
href="http://www.askmen.com/women/models_60/74_adriana_lima.html"
target="_blank"& gt;new window)

You hear that, jlukes....we can get together! : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:14 PM
You can be Johnson, and I'll be Johnson...

Rich in LA : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:14 PM
Down. Nah. Up is the word. I'm getting to know these fools.

Will : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:15 PM
SWEET!

(4.28) : Rich%20in%20L%2EA%2ERich in L.A. : 1/30/06 6:15 PM
Look at it this way: you're a 1st rounder, and they're all undrafted free
agents. (Except for bob in tx-- he's a solid 3rd-rounder.)

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:16 PM
Now you are talking, but make sure you weaer protection. We don't need
another Johnson with Aids. Sorry Magic. You still are better than these
clowns. At least you came out and told the world.

But Rich, : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:16 PM
how many times have third rounders and UDFAs been netter than first rounders???

Rich : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
I AM ANTONIO PIERCE YOU LOSSSER F*******G****O***T

lol : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
"We don't need another Johnson with Aids."

I'm James Butler, bitch. : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:17 PM
Respek.

whoa : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 6:18 PM
this thread blows tommer away..

Oh, We talking football again. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:19 PM
I'm surprised you know that the NFL has a draft. You know the MLB, NBA, NHL
and other leagues have drafts? I'll make a mock about them too. I love
mocking you too. This ones for you. David Pittman. Third rounder. What
you gonna do.

Tis netter to have gold : FranknWeezerFranknWeezer : 1/30/06 6:20 PM
than to not. But my Fruity Pebbles are gold plated, so it's all good.

4.28 : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:20 PM
dont you got some hot nude male plus size models to be boning?

If funny threads were racehorses, this one is : PetesHereNowPetesHereNow : 1/30/06 6:21 PM
Secretariat.

Donte Whitner : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:21 PM
3rd rounder. What you gonna do?

James Butler : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:21 PM
Yes. He'll be starting next year. And Chris Berman will be saying " The
Butler did it. I have only one thing in common with you people. I love
the Giants. The New York Giants that is people. I'm a loyal fan. I'm
trying to get them hot cheerleaders but many of the other fans want
men. Damn. What a blue world we are really in.

Egon Spengler : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:22 PM
Who you gonna call?

why would Berman care about : bob%20in%20txbob in tx : 1/30/06 6:23 PM
the Giants getting cheerleaders?

bob : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:23 PM
he wants male cheerleaders.

Ammani F. Tommer : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
what you gonna do? Git sum!

hmmm...coolin off : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
4.28 loves men...a lot

Egon Spengler : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:24 PM
He calls you and Will gay.

bob : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:24 PM
Berman would care because we got an extra home game...

shuttup : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:25 PM
LOSSER F***********T!!!!!!one!!!eleven!!!

4.28's inability to ejaculate : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:25 PM
has made him an honorary "Ghostbuster."

loves men : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:26 PM
Me. I love expressing my opinion too them. If they don't like it. They can
ignore it. Unlike you. It seems to get to you GLuke. Remember you
showed me those pictures from your website. I don't even want to look
at them. I know you and Will are defending yourselfs.

Will : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:26 PM
rotflmao!!!!

Winston Zedemore : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:27 PM
Undrafted free agents. What you gonna do

TimCarter = : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:27 PM
Peter Venkman

Hey 4.28 : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:28 PM
(4.37)BrianAlford called ... he wants his durability back!

4.28 : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 6:29 PM
name one building at the university of miami.

Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:29 PM
I ejaculate many times when I do women. You like Ghostbusters? I don't
like men actors like you. I like women. Hot women. Not from Jlikes
favorite website. This is what I like and get. Get ready for it. I know
you can't touch her or dream about her. You dream about Jluke and Magic
Johnson. Johnson& amp; Johnson. Is that Michael Johnson and all the
other Johnson's? Wait you like Michael Jackson?

I love Michael Jackson : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:30 PM
he made Thriller

Chicken Teryaki : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:30 PM
Go find it yourself. I ain't giving out any info except on Football, Will and Jluke.

How many times... : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
is he going to link the same article?? I'm putting the over/under at 4.5

(4:28)TimCarter for BBI President. : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
.

so my name has gone from JLukes to : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
GLuke to jlikes to jluke

Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:31 PM
Did you enjoy the weather here in upstate today ?

Will in NJ : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:32 PM
You two must have made a thrill in bed together. Wait, Miachael Jackson
likes boy children also. Wait are you hiding something else? He did you
when you were 15 and you loved it. You only had to pay for it.

Wow : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
"Wait, Miachael Jackson likes boy children also"

"4.28 takes a break from studying draft reports to break it down" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
& lt;img src="http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/a0311202.jpg"& gt;

OK - who really is 4.28? : lawguy9801lawguy9801 : 1/30/06 6:33 PM
Which one of you created the alternate handle? This is too funny to be legitimate.

Byron : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:34 PM
I bet you did enjoy the weather when you were you were having a threesome
with Will and Jlukes. Now he is changing his name to GLukes.

lawguy, : shepherdsamshepherdsam : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
It's me, I really have some of these guys going though, so mum's the word. Ok?

Nothing beats : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
outdoor threesomes!

4.28, last chance : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:35 PM
we need a 4th for a good elephant march

Are you gonna go to my house and kick my ass : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:36 PM
Fargin nerd!

Instead of : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 6:36 PM
hanging out with all those Super Models, maybe 4.28 should start hanging out with Mavis Beacon.

Because of this thread : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:38 PM
I'm now pulling for the Giants to bring back Tim Carter

where is his sidekick : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:39 PM
(3.93)RonDixon

Jlukes look no further : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:39 PM
That is you in the picture. You must get alot of attention acting like a
fool. Wait you don't need to act, you are one. If you need a fourth.
Invite your brother for a man foursome. I do a foursome with hot girls.
At least I'm admitting I like women. And you are admitting you like
men. You are looking for a fourth partner Good luck there are many men
outdoors looking for other men. Like I said, I like women.

Will in NJ : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 6:40 PM
Psych Midterm. What you gonna do.

4.28 : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:40 PM
you sure? last chance....elephant march...

Byron. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:41 PM
I don't want to step in your homeless area. You don't have a house to
kick your ass. But Will and Jluke are looking for a fourth partner to
penetrate your and their ass.

I wouldn't : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:42 PM
mess with 4.28, He looks real gangsta here. I'm scared. http://niino.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/24/38/243817_wigger-15513.jpg

jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:42 PM
Your last chance to get Will Naked. Yuck. Now this picture is yummy.

Stay in character, Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:43 PM
Type like a 17 yearold misspell words and post crap like this every other thread - You are a f-ing loon.

only one more time question mark : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:43 PM
damn :(

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:43 PM
Thanks for showing us one of those loser Eagle Fans.

OK, that's four times..... : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:44 PM
One more post of that link, and that'll be the over....

Osi found 4.28's picture after all : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:44 PM


4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:44 PM
Thanks for spelling LOSER right.

It'ts cold outside 4.28, Better put on your winter jacket : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:46 PM
ohhhhhhhh SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

Speedy Wheels : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:46 PM
Oh you don't like women too? Great Will in NJ, GLukes or Jlukes, Byron in
CT are looking for another homosexual like them. Don't tell me about
the homeless outdoor sex you all have. I don't want to picture it, but
picture me with Adriana Lima, wait. You don't like women.

Yes! I'm part of the game now! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:48 PM
It's an exclusive club - glad I got in.....

Homeless outdoor sex : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:48 PM
thought i saw that on OLN last night

Eagles Male Fan that is : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:49 PM
You all have crushes on a Eagles fan. That is not Giant Pride

speedywheels : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:49 PM
you are now the tail of our elephant march

4.28 Parcells was undrafted : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:49 PM
UNDRAFTED!

You were in it Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:49 PM
Thanks for telling us. Man you are too gay. It defines wo you are. Stop hiding.

Yippee!! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 6:50 PM
...

you should change your name to : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:51 PM
TimSmarter...because you are winning

Matt : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:51 PM
that's CNY (Central New York) like you.

You are Gay : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:51 PM
And you are stupid too. Pracells was the headcoach. Now he is coaching the
Cowgirls. Now go to bed with Will and rent a elephant for you both so
you can enjoy the penetratio up your a***holes.

Penatratio : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:52 PM
you learn that one in Spain?

4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:53 PM
Why you in a bad mood. Did your boyfriend dump you for a girl or something.

I win with women : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:53 PM
You win in bed with will and a elephant. Tim Smarter? maybe Smarter can
catch a touchdown next season and run a 4.26 faster than you get
penetrated up the ass from a elephant

... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 6:54 PM
thanks men/boys. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:55 PM
Thanks for telling us your experince and real story. I told you I dumped a
girl for another girl, because she paid me more for sex.

4.28 : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 6:55 PM

Do you like Women?


Does some who spends all their time : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 6:55 PM
reading and linking about draft CRAP have time to spend on
women - A. no B. no C. no - pick one MATT

4.28 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:56 PM
By girl you mean guy right.

Bob : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:57 PM
Bob. Now your name only defines you. Gay. I have the old gay with woman in
bed. Remember they pay me for sex. And I love this picture. Do you? Or
do you like Eagle fans like that Jack ass with a tattoo?

"I have the old gay with woman in bed" : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:58 PM
?????

Osi : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:58 PM
Let me teach you about boy and girl. You Will, Jlikes, Randy and other gay men. Like eachother. I like this

"I have the old gay with woman in bed" : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 6:58 PM
By women you mean men right.

Gay meaning fun : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 6:59 PM
You're gay is with will in nj. I put them in small letters cuz I feeeelt ike it.

4.28 : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 6:59 PM
are these your "girlfriends"? You are a playa

WOOOHOOO!!!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 6:59 PM
I HAD THE OVER!!!!!!!!!!

DING, DING, DING!!!! : speedywheelsspeedywheels : 1/30/06 7:00 PM
We have a winner! The over has been achieved - 5 links of the same picture....

I've broken the code... : Chicken%20Teriyaki%20BoyChicken Teriyaki Boy : 1/30/06 7:02 PM
"Supermodels" = Trannies.

Gene in Southern California : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:02 PM
Nice car you have. You're like avery Trojan in Southern Cal. Loosers. The
Longhorns took it up the Trojans ass and you loved it. Trojans. USC
Trojans. That is a university 50% men 50% women. You take care of the
men and I'll take care of the women.

Chicken Teriyaki Boy : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:03 PM
You broke the code of Will in NJ, Jlukes, Randy in homeless land by coding them up the Ass.

Suddenly I feel scared : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:03 PM
My name only defines me now.

4.28 here is the scary thing. : GeneInSoCalGeneInSoCal : 1/30/06 7:04 PM
I did see allot of women who looked like that, during my days at SC.

STOP CODING ME : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:04 PM
CHICKEN!

Bob : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:04 PM
Your number is Bob69 with Will in NJ and with the elephant. Bob1935. Give me a break Bob69 with Will. Change the handle

Matt, Quick : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:05 PM
run to the TV, Mel Kiper is on ESPN

I found it! : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:05 PM
4.28 hangin with his super model friends. & lt;br& gt;&
lt;a href="http://www.leehotti.com/images/photochops/1/16.jpg"&
gt;4.28 (& lt;a
href="http://www.leehotti.com/images/photochops/1/16.jpg"
target="_blank"& gt;new window)

lol : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:06 PM
not lee hotti, for the love of God (that leaves the Jews out of it) leave lee hotti out of this

Gene in SC : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:07 PM
You saw me having sex with them. Go somewhere else and watch. Or you can
watch yourself doing it with Bob. The 69 with him and wear a Trojan.
You don't need to you are one on your own head. Even Vince Young beat
the Trojans and you fell in love with him.

4.28 --Master of word play : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:08 PM
4.28 --master of getting rod jammed up his ass

Kulish 29 : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:09 PM
That is the first time I've seen you in a photo. Thanks. You just need to
show us the picture of you and Will in NJ. I don't want to see it. But
many other men here do.

He can't even get gay guys : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:10 PM
to touch him, what a sorry MFer

Bwahaha : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:11 PM
nice come back. "That's not me. Ha. That's you." Buuuuuuuurn.

Jlukes : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:13 PM
Master of getting rods, elephants, Will in NJ and gay men up his ass. My
freind 4.28 stands for a fourty time just to increase your usless
knowledge. Nad it stands for me having se** with women. Go F***k will
you f**ott and take the elephant up your as***.

Byron : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:14 PM
I am a Mfker. I did your mom too. I'm your lost papi. But I don't want you.

4.28 : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:14 PM
You
wanna see my hood wigga, I take you out back yo, and see what you got
then. I myself got supermodels, jets and shizzle like that, LEFT AND
RIGHT!

Bob 69 with Will : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:15 PM
I don't talk like that. I am that. Supermodels, Money, Jets and trips to Spain.

Common now : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:16 PM
Defend yourselves

Timmy... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
Seriously bro, you are digging yourself a deeper grave with every comment. You
say you are a giants fan? Prove it now...show some respect. To this
point you have proven one of two things: [1] you don't respect anyone
here and are incredibly bored with your life; [2] you are among our
younger peers who should stop before you are forever pidgeon-holed. All jokes get old fellas.

Don't think of what to say : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:16 PM
You all feel it.

4.28 , you must be friends with Nate Newton or Jamal Lewis : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
to be smokin as good a weed as you are

4.28 : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:16 PM
I thought that meant how many times a day you jerk off while you are looking at old draft guides - you lonely, sorry MFer

Spain dawg? Spain? : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:16 PM


I say do what you got.


Rasputin : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:17 PM
please don't be a wet blanket just yet

Raspin Prime : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:19 PM
This is a football sight. I was very upste when we lost to Carolina and I
still am. I'm glad they lost to Seattle. I do respect many people. They
are the ones who criticized me first. Bored is not the word. I don't
want no pigeons. Fun is my life. I have my own business and time for
anything.

Dude : Kulish29Kulish29 : 1/30/06 7:19 PM
Seriously

Byron, Bob 69's man. : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:21 PM
I do get lonely when I've finished my business with my women. The only
one who wacks off by himself is you. I get whacked off by Supermodels.

Well, what is : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
your sleeper pick this year ?

Bored is not the word. : Bob1935Bob1935 : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.
Bored is not the word.

With Rhymes like that I now know why you got Supermodels and jets like the shiznits.

Well, what is : Byron%20on%20CNYByron on CNY : 1/30/06 7:22 PM
your sleeper pick this year ?

i'm betting that Leon Hall (Mich)... : RasputinPrimeRasputinPrime : 1/30/06 7:33 PM
will
prove to be better than projected. Much like Cato June and Larry Foote
before him, Hall just never put it all together at UM. I'll admit to a
slight UM bias, but he'd be my uber-sleeper pick in this draft.

My Sleeper pick : (4.28) TimCarter: 1/30/06 7:37 PM
is David Pittman.

David Pittman : Will%20in%20NJWill in NJ : 1/30/06 7:38 PM
3rd round. What you gonna do

WHATCHA GONNA DO !!!QUESTION MARK!!!! : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 7:46 PM
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Awesome : JoeMP2003JoeMP2003 : 1/30/06 7:49 PM
Thread

WOW ... : walm0walm0 : 1/30/06 7:56 PM
This just keeps getting better and better!!!!!

and to think CiP is missing this!!!!! : mgorgamgorga : 1/30/06 8:01 PM
Damn!!!

In case... : RyanRyan : 1/30/06 8:06 PM
..anyone ever wondered what it would look like if a bomb went off at the special olymipics.....

300 : Osi%20Osi%20Osi%20OyOyOyOsi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 1/30/06 8:07 PM
lest get this baby to 300

can't wait to see what 4.28s : jlukesjlukes : 1/30/06 8:08 PM
draft for us tommorrow looks like




Ty.

Yw.
haha, loser =)  
Brown Recluse : 6/23/2017 10:17 am : link
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1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Is it mine now?

1500 was mine =) : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
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GiantFilthy : 6/23/2017 10:27 am : link
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NFT: Telling a chick her vagina stinks, a major no-no?
M1888 : 4/7/2009 10:29 pm
Long story short, I told this chick her vagina stunk. Of coarse it was after we did the deed, it smelt while we did it and afterwards I had no choice but to tell her that it stunk like old cabbage, yes that smell. The smell was absolutely horrible, but I couldn’t resist doing the deed. Afterwards I felt dirty and just told her, she was stunned and we never spoke again. If my penis stunk, I would like to know for future reference.

Fellas, have you ever had to tell a woman, that her vagina of all things stunk and how did it go?
Holy longcat quotes!  
arcarsenal : 6/23/2017 10:28 am : link
rud - yup! I went in 2004 I think. It was great. My girlfriend at the time out of nowhere was like "I think I might pass out" and it was right before they went on. I was like... "just drink some water, you'll be fine!"
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arcarsenal : 6/23/2017 10:30 am : link
In comment 13509260 GiantFilthy said:
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NFT: Telling a chick her vagina stinks, a major no-no?
M1888 : 4/7/2009 10:29 pm
Long story short, I told this chick her vagina stunk. Of coarse it was after we did the deed, it smelt while we did it and afterwards I had no choice but to tell her that it stunk like old cabbage, yes that smell. The smell was absolutely horrible, but I couldn’t resist doing the deed. Afterwards I felt dirty and just told her, she was stunned and we never spoke again. If my penis stunk, I would like to know for future reference.

Fellas, have you ever had to tell a woman, that her vagina of all things stunk and how did it go?



Wow! I can't believe I ever missed that gem. I don't think I posted as much in 2009, that's probably why.
Dan...  
arcarsenal : 6/23/2017 10:31 am : link
I think I saw Berry post recently, actually. Man bun thread maybe?

Also, Brown Recluse is Curtis?! I couldn't figure out who it was - now it all makes sense.
Going through some archives now.  
GiantFilthy : 6/23/2017 10:54 am : link
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NFT: Actress Molly Pan ... in my house.

Beez : 12:45 am
College buddy of my niece ... staying over en route to a college reunion of sorts, at Cornell. Low-level name drop ... but talking to this young lady tonight, I'm hopeful for her that she makes it big. (And not just because she loved my cooking.)

Sweet kid. Beautiful young lady. Quirky, interesting person.


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NFT: Affair with a married woman
RB^2 : 1/6/2009 6:11 pm
Quick Poll:

Yes or No?

I'm waffling. My head says no but everything else says a resounding yes and my head isn't completely convinced about the no.

What should I do? I would appreciate some convincing advice one way or the other.


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NFT: 1st night of single life...
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:34 pm
last night here's how it went..


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BBI Episode IV: A New Hope
Eric from BBI : 6/3/2013 7:14 am
As the owner of this site, I feel it is my responsibility to encourage posters to create a more hospitable environment in The Corner Forum. So over the course of the next few months, I am going to start and pin weekly threads that have one purpose – to remind everyone that we are all on the same side, and that while we may disagree, we can maintain a level of civility to each other.


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NFT: NGT: DELETED - Black People Thread!
Thigh66 : 10:16 am
My "Black People" Thread got deleted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoever did that is a fucking hypocrite - What a 2x standard - Your an asshole.

Eric, I would really like an explanation of this, and why the "White People" thread is still there. - Thanks


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NFT: Diaper parties- tacky?

MookGiants : 1:49 pm
One of my friends married my step sister and he is having a "diaper party" on Saturday and invited me. I've never even heard of this but after googling seems like some people have them. I think it's pretty tacky to do, buy your own frickin diapers. It's at a bar but its not open bar or anything, so I'm bringing a pack of diapers and then paying for everything I eat/drink too. I havent decided if I'm going yet but he keeps asking if I am.

What do you guys think?


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NFT: .: EPIC THREAD II :.
GiantFilthy : 2/9/2011 12:52 pm


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NFT: Farewell BBI
NykAllDay1 : 1/14/2013 4:38 pm
I'm taking a 6 month Internet hiatus. No Facebook Etc...

Most of you will be happy! And I'm glad! I love seeing people happy.

Very few will miss me, and to those few. It's not a goodbye, it's a see you later.

I'm entering the fast lane in life and today's bs on my home message board SW served me to believe that I need to get away from the Internet.

It's holding me back, and its making me crazy in a way.

Everyone has a happy and blessed 6 months. Haters and all. I may pop up and post in a Knicks thread every now and then when I relapse.

Thanks to everyone here who has supported me.

I love you all!!!

Wish me luck!!

Peace!!!


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Possible Waiver Pickups at WR?
Giants 1990 : 3:07 pm
Is there anybody on the waiver that the Giants could...

...


--- THREAD HIJACKED ---

Hello. It's me. How is everybody?

Now, after a brief hiatus, the BBI Cartoon Tournament can continue!! We're now in the finals of this competition, and it is anybody's game! Who will have the honor of winning the Cartoon Character Tournament! Please, in your post, provide who you vote for. I will tally the votes, but them on a plane, and they will be announced next week on 'Glee' (What a fucking awesome show, wouldn't you all agree?


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NFT: Some pics of my friends girlfriend
Don : 11/12/2008 2:56 pm
Pretty neat


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NFT: Ginger
YamaBice : 2:33 pm
I’ve been at work all day, and I haven’t had an opportunity to be on BBI till now.

This morning, I got off on a tangent in the McQueary thread, and I realized that I had obfuscated the intent of that discussion. So, as a result, I started a different thread to discuss this issue I have with using the word “ginger” for people who have red hair, pale skin, and freckles.

I didn’t even know what Mike McQueary looked like, but after a couple of posters referred to him as a “ginger,” I googled his name and discovered why.

Not to get into a huge back story, but due to some situations within my immediate family, I’m extra-sensitive to people using slurs that are based on race, creed, ethnic background, appearance, etc.

And, in my opinion, calling someone a “ginger” is akin to using the N-word, calling someone a “fag”, and referring to an amputee as a gimp. They’re all hateful references to someone’s appearance.

Mike McCready is not, or at least should not, be defined or labeled by his appearance. He is a coward, to be sure, but the fact that he has red hair, pale skin, and freckles should not enter into the conversation.

That's my opinion


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NFT: Guys in porn movies
chris r : 11:58 am
Why do they often have big johnsons? Is that part of the fantasy for viewers too?


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NFT: Hire a cigarette smoker?
NYGinNC : 2/1/2011 11:07 pm
OK, so I just interviewed this kid for a personal training job at my gym. Great candidate. Ripped body, degree from Virginia Tech, handsome, nice teeth, tanned, etc. I think he'll mop it up and sell a lot of training sessions with 30-50 year old female members.

His only downfall is that he smokes cigarettes.


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I am Dragging the Eagle tomorrow at the Linc!!

Rich Houston-NYG-WR-1971 : 10/11/2014 5:58 pm
After a one year Hibernation period due to illness. I am back.

I will be dragging an Eagle stuff animal with a Mccoy Jersey in Lot k before game time.... 5-7pm thereabouts.

This one is built to last. Hope to see you there. I am sitting in section 102


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NFT: I will terminate

OldPolack : 11:26 am
my contributions to BBI because the staff is worst than Nazi Germany.
A posting of mine concerning political contributions but not names was deleted.
After 10-15 years I will watch but not post.


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NFT: Jesus Christ, Gene....
Lawyer in NYC : 4/19/2012 2:04 pm
Seriously?


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NFT: Married Couples with kids and careers
K Cab MI : 3/11/2009 10:30 am
Just have to vent. Married couples with young children should not be allowed to have careers. Jobs ok, careers..No.

I am tired of people who have to leave early, can't come in, come in late because their child is sick, needs to be picked up from day care etc...

I am married, have two kids but I don't have this option. Why? Because my wife doesn't work.

So who is stuck working late? me

Who catches the big complicated projects? me

With everything that I cover right now, I couldn't just get up and leave in the middle of the afternoon cause my kid has an issue at daycare.

Now, I am not talking about hourly jobs. I am talking about careers where there is a expectation of ownership of your work. You are a salaried employee, expected to complete your work. I am talking about director level positions.
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Just have to vent


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fatman:
mudbear : 12/18/2008 1:38 pm
Are you lying, or confused? You didn't ask about my love. You made a definitive statement about it. You thought you were just being glib and funny. Ha ha! But you questioned the depth of my love. You can question my sanity. You can question my love of the Giants. You can question my patriotism. All of these things are secondary. But don't question my love, you piece of shit. You don't even fucking know. How dare you! Failed attempt at a Beegees pun or not, the words were spoken. You finally hurled an insult that meant something to me. Fuck you and the glib, dry, erudite, superior boat that you rowed in on.
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arcarsenal : 6/23/2017 11:00 am : link
Holy shit... so many good things.

The radar quote is killing me.
Wow.  
Beezer : 6/23/2017 11:04 am : link
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Are we sure Molly Pan didn't go missing?  
Greg from LI : 6/23/2017 11:14 am : link
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There was this follow up thread.  
GiantFilthy : 6/23/2017 11:18 am : link
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I'm stuck in some creepy guy's house
Molly Pan : 1:30 pm
This guy said he was my friends uncle ... I was on my way to Cornell and met him at a pit stop. He kind of started acting a little weird ... but talking to this old man tonight, I'm hopeful for myself that I can make it out of these chains. He's planning to sit me down for dinner in his basement.

Nice. Beautiful walls I got to see them while in tied up in his tub. Eerie and sinister like interesting person.
Thats hilarious haha  
Brown Recluse : 6/23/2017 11:32 am : link
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RE: Can't recall one thread in particular  
BMac : 6/23/2017 11:44 am : link
In comment 13508095 Brown Recluse said:
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but TheJake was responsible for many a laugh, at his own expense.


Bombaclat!
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Danny Kanell : 6/23/2017 1:26 pm : link
The original Molly Pan thread is readily available via Google FYI.

Hi Beez!
Shit, I just found my favorite thread of all time.  
GiantFilthy : 6/23/2017 1:44 pm : link
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NFT: evolution a fair question to ask a Presidential contender ?
Headhunter : 2/11/2015 4:54 pm

That is the one where Spock went to war against most of BBI and then recruited a fucking Sandy Hook truther from a different forum to come help him in the battle.
I'm not clear on this  
Ron Johnson 30 : 6/23/2017 2:10 pm : link
Are those real posts you've saved? If so, there is a high degree of weirdness in the posts and archival of them.
I always forget that clydez was the one  
YAJ2112 : 6/23/2017 2:18 pm : link
who found jlukes Xanga profile.
RE: I'm not clear on this  
BrettNYG10 : 6/23/2017 2:19 pm : link
In comment 13509692 Ron Johnson 30 said:
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Are those real posts you've saved? If so, there is a high degree of weirdness in the posts and archival of them.


Don't judge.
I'm sure people are going to re-read  
Dave in Hoboken : 6/23/2017 2:19 pm : link
that entire thread.
A few other posters...  
Dan in the Springs : 6/23/2017 5:11 pm : link
that used to be here regularly and now I don't see them much.

Phil in West NY
rnargi
schnitzie
cjac
Danger Moose

Man - I couldn't read that whole thread but was scrolling through it and it brought back a lot of memories. Thanks for posting Filthy.
I have a few classics saved  
A-Train : 6/24/2017 1:39 am : link
and will post tomorrow. Just thought some of that stuff should be saved for fun as BBI did not archive NFTs back then. Hopefully some will save them for next time this topic is discussed.
Okay the Bavaro one was good but nothing was  
bhill410 : 6/24/2017 6:42 am : link
Better than the cAm girl one. Unfortunately it happened over a weekend and half of bbi missed it. Just to rehash
- biglou started some borderline creepy thread about some perfect ten nonsense he went on a date with back in the day. Sounded like he was hammered and reminiscing.
- that proceeded as predicted until big Lou posted pictures of his current wife and sister in law. Bbi acted with shocking civility
- in the middle all these other convos where happening where a guy then posted a picture of his gf with link to show us that his taste in girls was better than ours (all stemming from big Lou)
- well link was to her tumblr that if you scrolled around had topless pictures on it
- bbi started mocking her because of her eye brows and other aspects
- anakim and several others direct messaged her to apologize curry god knows what favor
- she started twitter war with half of bbi
- user who posted got banned for posting pornographic images
- some other bbi guy talked to everyone at length about how much he spends on cam girls

This went on for almost 24 hours with some of the funniest comments I have ever seen. Heck the recap thread of it on Monday had an insane amount of comments.
Sounds similar to the Reddit 'Roast Me' thread  
JohnF : 6/24/2017 2:19 pm : link
another gem from the BBI archives!
The best threads  
pjcas18 : 6/24/2017 2:28 pm : link
were the annual "Biggest Douche on BBI" Threads.

I haven't seen one in a while though.

the best was one where MookGiants was on it twice (no offense, I like Mook just thought that was funny). I think both maybe were even top 10

I think Chris in Philly usually wins.

We're due for an update.
Huly Crap ...  
short lease : 6/25/2017 2:28 am : link
Thanks GF ... your the best!
RE: Huly Crap ...  
short lease : 6/25/2017 2:30 am : link
In comment 13510913 short lease said:
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Thanks GF ... your the best!



"Holy Crap" - hate when I misspell while I am trying to be sincere.
Holy shit  
Vin R : 6/25/2017 10:49 am : link
Quoting that thread is 5x worse than "Long Cat"


;)
RE: The best threads  
MookGiants : 6/26/2017 6:16 pm : link
In comment 13510693 pjcas18 said:
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were the annual "Biggest Douche on BBI" Threads.

I haven't seen one in a while though.

the best was one where MookGiants was on it twice (no offense, I like Mook just thought that was funny). I think both maybe were even top 10

I think Chris in Philly usually wins.

We're due for an update.


Ha, yes that year I occupied two top ten spots.
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arcarsenal : 6/26/2017 6:22 pm : link
Happy to say I appeared on the Biggest Douchebag list. I think I was top 10 IIRC. If I wasn't, he made a mistake.
RE: A few other posters...  
short lease : 6/27/2017 12:53 am : link
In comment 13510026 Dan in the Springs said:
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that used to be here regularly and now I don't see them much.

Phil in West NY
rnargi
schnitzie
cjac
Danger Moose

Man - I couldn't read that whole thread but was scrolling through it and it brought back a lot of memories. Thanks for posting Filthy.



yea .... whatever happened to "r nargi" that looked like "margi" because of the closeness of the r and n?

Hope all is well Rob - wherever you are.
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