NFT: Funniest BBI Threads

In comment 13508074 mac attack said:

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About 5 beers short after my teammate spewed. Cant remember why I didnt post for so long there after. Classic

LOL. We were glad you were okay when you came back, but we were also like.. slightly disappointed because you sort of became a BBI legend in the interim. We were all like.. man, what a way for this guy to go out. It was pretty funny.

In comment 13508102 Danny Kanell said:

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In comment 13508086 j_rud said: Quote: In comment 13508068 Anakim said: Quote: In comment 13508064 Anakim said: Quote: In comment 13508061 Bobby Humphrey's Earpad said: Quote: where a poster actually uploaded a photo of his girlfriend and all hell broke loose. Oh God. BBI was relentless with her. She was a heavy girl and BBI just tore her to shreds and I think she took to Twitter to complain about it. She might've been a cam girl. I can't remember. And the Dave in DC one was amazing. He took modeling pictures of his butt-fugly Asian girlfriend in front of his car. Yes! I had forgotten about that one but it was brutal Holy shit, forgot about that one. That was almost on the bavarofan level.

Yeah! This is the one I am referring to. The photoshops that came out of that thread were fucking incredible. I remember I had to actually take a break during work to go outside because I couldn't stop laughing.

In comment 13508078 T-Bone said:

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I still have the print out of the thread and sometimes will go back and read it just for laughs.

On the bowl, I'm sure.

In comment 13508103 short lease said:

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by a rope at Eagle home games? I can't believe I forgot his handle. IIRC he had some funny threads .... not intentionally funny but, funny none-the-less.

Rich Houston.. also known for his Tick-Tock Diner stories.

In comment 13508107 Mr. Bungle said:

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In comment 13508078 T-Bone said: Quote: I still have the print out of the thread and sometimes will go back and read it just for laughs. On the bowl, I'm sure.

You know it!!! LOL!

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In comment 13508118 Vin R said:

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Oh wow, good call. I had totally forgotten about those.

That one cracked me up. Then there was the argumentative but thin-skinned poster who had a meltdown when another member found out who he was and posted that info on the board. That probably wasn't funny but I couldn't help it. I laughed anyway.

In comment 13508118 Vin R said:

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"What are we drinking tonight?"

Found this through a little light googling. Link to the actual thread doesn't work though, which sucks.

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i work in midtown manhattan The Jake : 9/18/2008 4:25 pm and i can meet you on the corner of 42nd and 2nd with five minutes' notice. i'm also a trained martial artist, and it's my duty to inform you of that prior to any physical confrontation. let me know if you want to meet. i'd be curious to see if you have the ballsack to say that about my fiancee to my face.

I also found this. Ok Filthy. Let's fuckin go.

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I'll need to hook you guys up some day. GiantFilthy : 8/13/2010 1:51 pm : link The Filthy Archives currently houses (to name a few threads): ~ Clydez ~ Bavaro Piss ~ Free Anak ~ Eric Please Contact Me ~ Friend's Girlfriend ~ Married With Careers ~ Mudbear Love ~ Anak in Porn ~ Smelly Vagina ~ Davisian vs. Mudbear ~ Epic Thread [sniff] And I do believe the original Flounder/Osi thread is in there as well.

it begins and ends with the peed his pants selfie during his Friday night cheez-it garage party.

In comment 13508128 Danny Kanell said:

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Found this through a little light googling. Link to the actual thread doesn't work though, which sucks. Quote: i work in midtown manhattan The Jake : 9/18/2008 4:25 pm and i can meet you on the corner of 42nd and 2nd with five minutes' notice. i'm also a trained martial artist, and it's my duty to inform you of that prior to any physical confrontation. let me know if you want to meet. i'd be curious to see if you have the ballsack to say that about my fiancee to my face.

What did you search to bring it up?

In comment 13508098 Dan in the Springs said:

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was the Jake vs. Simo bros thread - laughed hard on that one. Another genre of thread that used to happen for a while before dups became a real problem was when someone would get on and pretend to be on the team. Sometimes it would be Coach Fassel, or some free agent, or whatever but they were so freaking hilarious I would always laugh hard. I had another one in mind when I started typing but since have forgotten it again. Will repost if I remember.

Before we had to register with a user name you were never quite sure who was who. People would post as other posters.They'd post as Wellington Mara or George Young. Or Bo Derek or Francessa. Always Francessa. Complaining about how fat he was.

In comment 13508108 arcarsenal said:

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In comment 13508103 short lease said: Quote: by a rope at Eagle home games? I can't believe I forgot his handle. IIRC he had some funny threads .... not intentionally funny but, funny none-the-less. Rich Houston.. also known for his Tick-Tock Diner stories.

Thanks Arc ... That was him - "Rich". I used to like Rich. I don't know why some people hated him.

more than just a hole and Rich in Houston's tic tock diner and eagle dragging ones were also pretty hilarious, though I know a lot of people were annoyed by the latter's antics.

In comment 13508137 Danny Kanell said:

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I also found this. Ok Filthy. Let's fuckin go. Quote: I'll need to hook you guys up some day. GiantFilthy : 8/13/2010 1:51 pm : link The Filthy Archives currently houses (to name a few threads): ~ Clydez ~ Bavaro Piss ~ Free Anak ~ Eric Please Contact Me ~ Friend's Girlfriend ~ Married With Careers ~ Mudbear Love ~ Anak in Porn ~ Smelly Vagina ~ Davisian vs. Mudbear ~ Epic Thread [sniff] And I do believe the original Flounder/Osi thread is in there as well.

Friend's Girlfriend!

In comment 13508140 j_rud said:

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In comment 13508128 Danny Kanell said: Quote: Found this through a little light googling. Link to the actual thread doesn't work though, which sucks. Quote: i work in midtown manhattan The Jake : 9/18/2008 4:25 pm and i can meet you on the corner of 42nd and 2nd with five minutes' notice. i'm also a trained martial artist, and it's my duty to inform you of that prior to any physical confrontation. let me know if you want to meet. i'd be curious to see if you have the ballsack to say that about my fiancee to my face. What did you search to bring it up?

I think "Big Blue Interactive bavarofan" and some old threads came up similar to this referencing funny old threads.

Was the Married With Careers one the Buford Fuck Trophy thread?

In comment 13508141 TJ said:

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In comment 13508098 Dan in the Springs said: Quote: was the Jake vs. Simo bros thread - laughed hard on that one. Another genre of thread that used to happen for a while before dups became a real problem was when someone would get on and pretend to be on the team. Sometimes it would be Coach Fassel, or some free agent, or whatever but they were so freaking hilarious I would always laugh hard. I had another one in mind when I started typing but since have forgotten it again. Will repost if I remember. Before we had to register with a user name you were never quite sure who was who. People would post as other posters.They'd post as Wellington Mara or George Young. Or Bo Derek or Francessa. Always Francessa. Complaining about how fat he was.

Yeah - those were absolutely hilarious. I remember some of the funniest stuff I've seen anywhere coming up as people were "interviewing" the poster. Great, great stuff.

I second the Epic thread. One thread, every possible gif in creation posted to it. Some really good ones too.

I know it wasn't exactly funny, more annoying than anything else, but the posting of the Long Cat caused quite a few reactions.

In comment 13508137 Danny Kanell said:

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I also found this. Ok Filthy. Let's fuckin go. Quote: I'll need to hook you guys up some day. GiantFilthy : 8/13/2010 1:51 pm : link The Filthy Archives currently houses (to name a few threads): ~ Clydez ~ Bavaro Piss ~ Free Anak ~ Eric Please Contact Me ~ Friend's Girlfriend ~ Married With Careers ~ Mudbear Love ~ Anak in Porn ~ Smelly Vagina ~ Davisian vs. Mudbear ~ Epic Thread [sniff] And I do believe the original Flounder/Osi thread is in there as well.

LOL, I need to know what the "smelly vagina" thread was.

Also - I'm sure most of you remember Scott in Morgantown. THICKONES. YUP, FUCKIN TAAANKED!

He was like... THE quintessential college bro.

The Scotty Thickones Erin Andrews thing was pretty funny

The endless references to Joey for custom jerseys and parking passes always used to make me laugh, too.

Pleas tell met his is still true...

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I'll need to hook you guys up some day. GiantFilthy : 8/13/2010 1:51 pm : link The Filthy Archives currently houses (to name a few threads): ~ Clydez ~ Bavaro Piss ~ Free Anak ~ Eric Please Contact Me ~ Friend's Girlfriend ~ Married With Careers ~ Mudbear Love ~ Anak in Porn ~ Smelly Vagina ~ Davisian vs. Mudbear ~ Epic Thread [sniff] And I do believe the original Flounder/Osi thread is in there as well.

In comment 13508166 arcarsenal said:

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In comment 13508137 Danny Kanell said: Quote: I also found this. Ok Filthy. Let's fuckin go. Quote: I'll need to hook you guys up some day. GiantFilthy : 8/13/2010 1:51 pm : link The Filthy Archives currently houses (to name a few threads): ~ Clydez ~ Bavaro Piss ~ Free Anak ~ Eric Please Contact Me ~ Friend's Girlfriend ~ Married With Careers ~ Mudbear Love ~ Anak in Porn ~ Smelly Vagina ~ Davisian vs. Mudbear ~ Epic Thread [sniff] And I do believe the original Flounder/Osi thread is in there as well. LOL, I need to know what the "smelly vagina" thread was. Also - I'm sure most of you remember Scott in Morgantown. THICKONES. YUP, FUCKIN TAAANKED! He was like... THE quintessential college bro.

Except he was like 40 years old and acting like that.

Do you guys remember the "P in VA" thread?

That was incredible too.

In comment 13508089 David in LA said:

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Miles Austin's roommate? IIRC he was an alleged big time gambler, and did something unethical in fantasy.

That would be Smicksingham.

What about the turkey sandwich thread, with the novel-length complaint about the amount of mayo on his sandwich, including multiple pictures? That was done by the same guy who started the grip strength thread about Eli.

The sg/MMiller fiasco was surreal. Who the hell has conversations with themselves using dupe handles? And even more ridiculous was the tenor of the conversation that got him caught - "MMiller" was requesting all this information about the University of Florida from sg because supposedly his son wanted to go there, sg gives him all these glowing endorsements of UF, and MMiller praises sg effusively for all the help he's provided.

The crazy thing about sg is that it was just the culmination of the weirdness surrounding that guy. He also claimed to have a complete encyclopedic memory of every Giants game, down to the specific plays, going back to when he was something like 5 years old.

PsychoInSyracuse claiming that he knew all about Ron Dixon before the draft but said nothing because he didn't want to tip off spies from other teams lurking in The Corner was pretty fucking funny. Also when he claimed to have kept extensive archives of BBI threads on his zip drive, back before the forum was archived.

Now everybody has that combination on their resume but, at the time he was unique - Kicking ass and taking lawsuits.

Don, Don, Don, .... and his late night crooning/Karaoke.

and he's made some good reference to it on his own to poke fun at himself...but the thread about the Malaysian plane crash with "how fast was the plane traveling when it hit the water" discussion was pretty funny.

Also, not so funny but actually creepy was a dude saving Greg's pictures on his computer to post them in threads...I think his handle had a chief in it, no?

Natefit had that thread about how he ran into Ernie Accorsi on the street, but refused to say where it was "to protect his privacy", like Toupee Ernie is under Secret Service protection or something.

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In comment 13508178 short lease said:

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Now everybody has that combination on their resume but, at the time he was unique - Kicking ass and taking lawsuits. Don, Don, Don, .... and his late night crooning/Karaoke.

Sorry ... posted this before I read other posts referencing his martial art skills.

In comment 13508178 short lease said:

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Now everybody has that combination on their resume but, at the time he was unique - Kicking ass and taking lawsuits. Don, Don, Don, .... and his late night crooning/Karaoke.

Was t he actually a Kung Fu paper salesman pretending to be a Kung fu lawyer?

In comment 13508181 RC02XX said:

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Also, not so funny but actually creepy was a dude saving Greg's pictures on his computer to post them in threads...I think his handle had a chief in it, no?

That was mikecf2. He used picture something like a year after I posted it. Seriously off-putting.

In comment 13508181 RC02XX said:

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and he's made some good reference to it on his own to poke fun at himself...but the thread about the Malaysian plane crash with "how fast was the plane traveling when it hit the water" discussion was pretty funny. Also, not so funny but actually creepy was a dude saving Greg's pictures on his computer to post them in threads...I think his handle had a chief in it, no?

LOL, the speed of the plane hitting the water was really good. I busted his balls about that for a long time.

"with IVY on the walls"

In comment 13508180 j_rud said:

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Hahahaha yes!!

with I think - the current Elite Mobster - where he was talking about setting up a huge fishtank and combining saltwater and freshwater fish. He would have a battle royale between sharks, jellyfish, octopus and piranha.

...that turned out to be four years old, but then I don't have enough space to list them all :P

and getting himself banned about it not once but twice?

In comment 13508103 short lease said:

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by a rope at Eagle home games? I can't believe I forgot his handle. IIRC he had some funny threads .... not intentionally funny but, funny none-the-less.

I need to see this

In comment 13508197 Greg from LI said:

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and getting himself banned about it not once but twice?

Yeah that was because of me. He came back and went immediately to ban land for being creepy.

In comment 13508198 OdellBeckhamJr said:

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In comment 13508103 short lease said: Quote: by a rope at Eagle home games? I can't believe I forgot his handle. IIRC he had some funny threads .... not intentionally funny but, funny none-the-less. I need to see this

He was legit too. I met him at Giants Eagles in 2011.

threads.

In comment 13508137 Danny Kanell said:

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I also found this. Ok Filthy. Let's fuckin go. Quote: I'll need to hook you guys up some day. GiantFilthy : 8/13/2010 1:51 pm : link The Filthy Archives currently houses (to name a few threads): ~ Clydez ~ Bavaro Piss ~ Free Anak ~ Eric Please Contact Me ~ Friend's Girlfriend ~ Married With Careers ~ Mudbear Love ~ Anak in Porn ~ Smelly Vagina ~ Davisian vs. Mudbear ~ Epic Thread [sniff] And I do believe the original Flounder/Osi thread is in there as well.

Love to read some of those again ... if still available. lol

In comment 13508205 RC02XX said:

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threads.

I just mentioned those about 10 posts back. Try and keep up.

Seriously though, who was that? I can remember the threads well but not the poster.

We had one guy post on like 10 different user names writing a new love letter every other day for John Jerry. For someone to big up John Jerry the way they did last year was soo strange I eventually found it hilarious.

Thread about parkin his car and getting into a fight wth someone was amazing.

Im sure the jake is still here, just not sure what his handle is now