A friend of mine has been feeling a bit self-conscious about cleanliness of his backside. Asked me to help him look into a bidet, but I have no clue. Anybody here use one or have any helpful suggestions of what features to look for?
I mean think about it really. Who is the freaking DOPE that popularized toilet paper??? It defies all logic.
Let's say you are bopping down the street, and you trip. You put your hand down to keep from cracking your face on the side walk... SUMPF! Your hand lands right in that rather large and still steaming pile of your neighbor's German Shephard's excrement.
Do you look for the nearest paper product, wipe your hand and keep on walking? Of course not. YOU WASH THAT SHIT WITH SOAP AND WATER. Scrub even.
No sir. French got it right if you ask me. Bidet all the way.
Got two of em at $35 bucks each. Simple install that goes under your existing toilet seat. There was no way I was going to spend hundreds on a bulky electric Japanese unit that had 95 more buttons than I wanted.
These are awesome and you'll never feel totally clean without them. Read the reviews.
(er, what I'm trying to explain to my friend) is how to avoid what I'll call "overspray" and then how to actually dry the area. I think its obvious that you dont want to create more of a mess than whats already there. And then how do you dry? If you use the TP it will just shred and you'll end up with bits of wet TP stuck to your tush, won't you? Is there a certain type or design sprayer to look for? Do you need to keep a towel nearby to dry?
(er, what I'm trying to explain to my friend) is how to avoid what I'll call "overspray" and then how to actually dry the area. I think its obvious that you dont want to create more of a mess than whats already there. And then how do you dry? If you use the TP it will just shred and you'll end up with bits of wet TP stuck to your tush, won't you? Is there a certain type or design sprayer to look for? Do you need to keep a towel nearby to dry?
Just dab gently to dry with TP. There's no over spray because you control the strength of the stream.
(er, what I'm trying to explain to my friend) is how to avoid what I'll call "overspray" and then how to actually dry the area. I think its obvious that you dont want to create more of a mess than whats already there. And then how do you dry? If you use the TP it will just shred and you'll end up with bits of wet TP stuck to your tush, won't you? Is there a certain type or design sprayer to look for? Do you need to keep a towel nearby to dry?
If I feel like it's messy, I'll do one pass with TP beforehand just to clear the wreckage. The spray is more of a stream, so you can hit the, uh, bulls eye with little adjustment. Then one last pass of TP to dry up.
Hey if you got a mudslide on your driveway would you just try and clean it up with paper towels? Or would hose it down?
BBI has the answers to everything
Easy to install, and easy and effective where it counts.
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Let's say you are bopping down the street, and you trip. You put your hand down to keep from cracking your face on the side walk... SUMPF! Your hand lands right in that rather large and still steaming pile of your neighbor's German Shephard's excrement.
Do you look for the nearest paper product, wipe your hand and keep on walking? Of course not. YOU WASH THAT SHIT WITH SOAP AND WATER. Scrub even.
No sir. French got it right if you ask me. Bidet all the way.
I've even used the sprayer things - only to find out they are actually for feet washing before prayer. But um, they work
It's the greatest. I hate pooping away from home. Don't knock it til you've tried it.
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These are awesome and you'll never feel totally clean without them. Read the reviews.
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Just dab gently to dry with TP. There's no over spray because you control the strength of the stream.
Some of them aren't calibrated so they flush WHILE YOU'RE SHITTING. >:(
If I feel like it's messy, I'll do one pass with TP beforehand just to clear the wreckage. The spray is more of a stream, so you can hit the, uh, bulls eye with little adjustment. Then one last pass of TP to dry up.
Some of them aren't calibrated so they flush WHILE YOU'RE SHITTING. >:(