morty seinfeld. a man who slept more hours on the job than ronald REAGAN. being president of the condo association is not easy.. it requires hard work, dedication, and commitment, and unfortunately he possesses none of these QUALITIES. but we do owe him a debt of gratitude.. because by not fixing the crack in the sidewalk, it put mrs. simmons out of commission for a few WEEKS.
You could put a fence around this place and call it an insane asylum
You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista? We're moving in lock, stock and barrell. We're gonna be at the pool...we're gonna be at the shuffleboard court...
you gotta helluva nerve takin that kids pen..
who's pen?
his pen
this happens to be my pen
oh, you didn't give it to him?
what're you talkin about? he practically begged me for it
where do ya come off with this crap?
listen, do you think i take everything everybody offers me? you offered
me sponge cake yesterday.. did a take it!?
ya said ya didn't want it!
of course i wanted it! i love sponge cake!
then the hell said ya couldn't have it? i mean, what the hell do i care if ya have a piece of sponge cake?
because i saw the look on ya face last week.. WHEN I TOOK THE
SCOTCH TAPE!
oh hooaa! so you got the scotch tape! i been lookin all over for it
don't worry about it i'll give it back!
i don't want it..
I DON'T WANT IT!
ya know jack, do me a favor will ya? take the pen, and the scotch tape, and get the hell outta here!
listen, do you think i give a damn?!
arrrgh!
the nervea that guy.. takin back that pen..
You gotta pull on the knob.
Get the hell outta here with your knob!
Thousands?!
THE DEVIL!!! THE DEVILLLLLLL!!!!!
who's pen?
his pen
this happens to be my pen
oh, you didn't give it to him?
what're you talkin about? he practically begged me for it
where do ya come off with this crap?
listen, do you think i take everything everybody offers me? you offered
me sponge cake yesterday.. did a take it!?
ya said ya didn't want it!
of course i wanted it! i love sponge cake!
then the hell said ya couldn't have it? i mean, what the hell do i care if ya have a piece of sponge cake?
because i saw the look on ya face last week.. WHEN I TOOK THE
SCOTCH TAPE!
oh hooaa! so you got the scotch tape! i been lookin all over for it
don't worry about it i'll give it back!
i don't want it..
I DON'T WANT IT!
ya know jack, do me a favor will ya? take the pen, and the scotch tape, and get the hell outta here!
listen, do you think i give a damn?!
arrrgh!
the nervea that guy.. takin back that pen..