I'm pretty sure I never served one of these or a dacquiri to a man. But a table full of women frequently had me running all my blenders. Good way to stay sober though, I think you'd get full or throw up from the sweetness before you could get drunk on them.
A well made pina colada is a great poolside drink.
Nobody listens to the lyrics.
A lot of people think "Born In The USA" is a super patriotic song because all they know is the chorus.
Welcome to 1979!