" How is Art Donavan not on that list the man had Schlitz and baloney sandwiches for breakfast" NFL network commentator on big men
" I'll jump off that bridge when I get to it" Adai Stevenson
" A billion here a billion there soon it adds up to real money" Senator Dirkson
"I'm in favor of it." John McKay
(I tried to find this again and my copy of The Inklings, and I didn't. But I'm pretty sure I read it there.)
Because I couldn't go for three !!
- Ali
--- Terry Bradshaw
A lighter one that I like is:
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"You and 20 million other guys." Lou Costello.
McKay says, "You guys wouldn't know a football from a banana." So the Reporters had a bunch of bananas delivered to Coach's Office.
After the next week's loss, McKay says, "You guys wouldn't know a football from a Mercedes Benz."
"The future ain't what it used to be"
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
"The future ain't what it used to be"
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
"Nobody goes there any more - it's too crowded."
"When you come to a fork in the road - take it."
When he fought Sonny Listen and the experts were saying the small ring would favor Liston - "I don't care about the size of the ring - I'll fight the sucker in phone booth"
- Steve Spurrier.
Quote:
"I never said most of the things I said"
"The future ain't what it used to be"
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
"Nobody goes there any more - it's too crowded."
"When you come to a fork in the road - take it."
My favorite Yogi quote:
"I can see how he won 25 games. What I don't understand is how he lost five" (referring to Sandy Koufax's unthinkable pitching record in 1963).
"90% I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste"
just a couple of his off the top of my head, google it I bet there are a lot
Headlights Caught In Deer
Teenager Bitten By Radioactive Spider Dies of Leukemia
If I knew I was going to live this long...I'd have taken better care of myself
Bill: I don't need him to play, I just need him to kick
Team Doctor: facepalm
We didn't block very well today, but we made up for it by not tackling.
Three or four plane crashes and we'll be in the playoffs.
They was right!
Quote:
if every man was rich, every man would be poor
Quote:
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times
just a couple of his off the top of my head, google it I bet there are a lot
Mark Twain is absolutely hysterical. His quotes and bits of wisdom are innumerable and timeless.
One that I live by is "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Reporter:Why did you make him have so many carries?
McKay: "Why? The ball's not that heavy"
Quote:
is probably a book of them, not ha ha funny, but still good:
Quote:
if every man was rich, every man would be poor
Quote:
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times
just a couple of his off the top of my head, google it I bet there are a lot
Mark Twain is absolutely hysterical. His quotes and bits of wisdom are innumerable and timeless.
One that I live by is "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
My favorite from Mark Twain:
"Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason."