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NFT: The Worst Looking Girl You Ever Bedded

TheManUpstairs : 8/8/2017 4:38 pm
This was a lunch table topic today at our place, and it was hilarious. I offer it here.

The rules are simple:

1. Being bombed, and not realized she was horrifying until you wake up does NOT count. You have to go into the situation with eyes open and functioning.

2. Wingman work DOES count. If you picked off something heinous to block for your buddy, that counts.

3. The key concept is WHY you did it.

4. I don't want to hear a bunch of, "So, are you a big prize?" stuff. No, I'm just a regular guy.

Mine is my freshman-year-in-college girlfriend. She was, by any reasonable standard, dumpy and not attractive. However, she liked ME, and she gave me the first blowjob of my life, and she liked to screw, and that was enough for me to be her boyfriend for about three months until I realized she was kind of mean, too.

Chime in if you wish.
Easy ....  
Beer Man : 8/8/2017 4:40 pm : link
Megan Foxx
Friend of ex-gf; home in town after freshman year of college  
yupbjac27 : 8/8/2017 4:42 pm : link
was in DC for the summer and happened to be up for a party. Said f it and away we went
You didn't get a blowjob  
pjcas18 : 8/8/2017 4:49 pm : link
until college?

My condolences on a brutal adolescence, or I guess it was probably better that way. You never knew what you were missing. But the not knowing, that must have been tough.

Bo Derek.  
yatqb : 8/8/2017 4:52 pm : link
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Maybe I'm just old,  
oghwga : 8/8/2017 4:53 pm : link
But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion.
Maybe I'm just old,  
oghwga : 8/8/2017 4:54 pm : link
But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion. Rant over
Montana is not allowed to answer this thread...  
BamaBlue : 8/8/2017 4:55 pm : link
I still have skin crawl from his story of conquest about the half-woman, half-sasquatch. I picture this woman as a twin for the beast on the 'messin' with Sasquatch commercials...
Played Semi pro football in Colorado  
larryflower37 : 8/8/2017 4:58 pm : link
3 of the guys I played with say they met 4 girls that play football for the Colorado freeze women's football team and they are hanging out and I need to go.

Well needless to say I got the MLB/school teacher by day and took one for the team.
The other 3 were an RB, WR, and TE. I Still believe I was set up from the beginning
just got one on Tinder last week  
SHO'NUFF : 8/8/2017 5:02 pm : link
just a shade worse than my wife.
RE: Maybe I'm just old,  
odunde : 8/8/2017 5:10 pm : link
In comment 13553122 oghwga said:
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But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion.


Iím not even that old but Iím with you. Itís gross and tired. Just a way for people who arenít actually funny looking for a laugh. And if you really have to post dreck like this, at least make it inclusive. That way women and gay men can talk about getting stuck with you for a night.
RE: Maybe I'm just old,  
VTDAD : 8/8/2017 5:11 pm : link
In comment 13553123 oghwga said:
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But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion. Rant over


Thank you. My thoughts exactly. Sad and disgusting.
Your Mom  
Davisian : 8/8/2017 5:11 pm : link
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RE: Your Mom  
OC2.0 : 8/8/2017 5:37 pm : link
In comment 13553142 Davisian said:
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Lol, ouch
RE: Maybe I'm just old,  
Jim in Tampa : 8/8/2017 5:38 pm : link
In comment 13553122 oghwga said:
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But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion.


+1
Couldn't agree more.
RE: Maybe I'm just old,  
mfsd : 8/8/2017 5:46 pm : link
In comment 13553122 oghwga said:
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But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion.


Those disgusting frat boys...women NEVER stoop so low as to spend time discussing men they've gone to bed with, and whether or not said men are physically attractive...

RE: RE: Maybe I'm just old,  
njm : 8/8/2017 5:51 pm : link
In comment 13553182 mfsd said:
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In comment 13553122 oghwga said:


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But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion.



Those disgusting frat boys...women NEVER stoop so low as to spend time discussing men they've gone to bed with, and whether or not said men are physically attractive...


Not on BBI.
Only on BBI  
ThatLimerickGuy : 8/8/2017 5:59 pm : link
Can a group of anonymous 40-50 year old men with beer bellys the size of Jupiter come on here to demean the women who look back on those same men now as the biggest mistake of their lives.
Neve Campbell  
leatherneck570 : 8/8/2017 6:02 pm : link
Nice girl, down to earth and talented. Shorter than you would think.

-JonC, probably.
writing about this kind of stuff on a message board  
Deej : 8/8/2017 6:04 pm : link
is pathetic. Not because it's demeaning to women, but more because, what's the point? People should DESCRIBE the ugliest woman they've slept with and rationalize it? What's the point? "Ohh, now I know poster so-and-so says he slept with a real ugger because he was on the rebound." What am I supposed to do with that information? Picture the girl, and the poster, and make a judgment call on whether it was a good hookup?

Infantile. Without pics.
Assinine thread  
Marty866b : 8/8/2017 6:14 pm : link
Hope Eric bans this crap.
RE: Maybe I'm just old,  
Metnut : 8/8/2017 6:14 pm : link
In comment 13553122 oghwga said:
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But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion.


+1. Nice post.
RE: Your Mom  
Les in TO : 8/8/2017 6:22 pm : link
In comment 13553142 Davisian said:
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game. set. match.
Jennifer Love Hewett  
Brown Recluse : 8/8/2017 6:34 pm : link
-RB^2
I once banged a 9.5.  
leatherneck570 : 8/8/2017 6:40 pm : link
- blulou
RE: Only on BBI  
Dang Man : 8/8/2017 6:42 pm : link
In comment 13553189 ThatLimerickGuy said:
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Can a group of anonymous 40-50 year old men with beer bellys the size of Jupiter come on here to demean the women who look back on those same men now as the biggest mistake of their lives.


One of the best posts I've ever read in this site. So very funny. Likely so very true.
RE: Only on BBI  
Overseer : 8/8/2017 7:16 pm : link
In comment 13553189 ThatLimerickGuy said:
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Can a group of anonymous 40-50 year old men with beer bellys the size of Jupiter come on here to demean the women who look back on those same men now as the biggest mistake of their lives.

While the content of the OP is thoroughly uncompelling, I continue to be perplexed why many on this website are convinced that most everyone who posts here is fat, middle aged or older, and ugly.

Do you really believe that or is it mere projection?

RE: Maybe I'm just old,  
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 8/8/2017 7:16 pm : link
In comment 13553123 oghwga said:
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But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion. Rant over


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