This was a lunch table topic today at our place, and it was hilarious. I offer it here.
The rules are simple:
1. Being bombed, and not realized she was horrifying until you wake up does NOT count. You have to go into the situation with eyes open and functioning.
2. Wingman work DOES count. If you picked off something heinous to block for your buddy, that counts.
3. The key concept is WHY you did it.
4. I don't want to hear a bunch of, "So, are you a big prize?" stuff. No, I'm just a regular guy.
Mine is my freshman-year-in-college girlfriend. She was, by any reasonable standard, dumpy and not attractive. However, she liked ME, and she gave me the first blowjob of my life, and she liked to screw, and that was enough for me to be her boyfriend for about three months until I realized she was kind of mean, too.
Chime in if you wish.
My condolences on a brutal adolescence, or I guess it was probably better that way. You never knew what you were missing. But the not knowing, that must have been tough.
Well needless to say I got the MLB/school teacher by day and took one for the team.
The other 3 were an RB, WR, and TE. I Still believe I was set up from the beginning
I’m not even that old but I’m with you. It’s gross and tired. Just a way for people who aren’t actually funny looking for a laugh. And if you really have to post dreck like this, at least make it inclusive. That way women and gay men can talk about getting stuck with you for a night.
Thank you. My thoughts exactly. Sad and disgusting.
Lol, ouch
+1
Couldn't agree more.
Those disgusting frat boys...women NEVER stoop so low as to spend time discussing men they've gone to bed with, and whether or not said men are physically attractive...
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But I hate this frat boy bullshit talk. I don't have daughters, but if I did I guess if have to accept the fact that they may not be perfect. We don't allow political talk here but we tolerate and encourage thus nonsense and every time there's a thread like this it cheapens and diminishes the site in my opinion.
Those disgusting frat boys...women NEVER stoop so low as to spend time discussing men they've gone to bed with, and whether or not said men are physically attractive...
Not on BBI.
-JonC, probably.
Infantile. Without pics.
+1. Nice post.
One of the best posts I've ever read in this site. So very funny. Likely so very true.
While the content of the OP is thoroughly uncompelling, I continue to be perplexed why many on this website are convinced that most everyone who posts here is fat, middle aged or older, and ugly.
Do you really believe that or is it mere projection?
×100.