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Met Ereck Flowers Last Night

howyadoin1126 : 9/13/2017 10:16 am
I work for Uber eats and I received a delivery for an Ereck F last night. I knew that was the same spelling as our guy and I had a weird thought it could be him but it would be crazy if it actually was him so I kind of put it out of my mind. I picked up the food (a few burgers, fries with cheese and a shake) and continued my delivery. Once arriving at the building it took me a long time to get to his apartment because the building was shaped oddly. I finally got to the door, knocked, and the Giants LT greeted me without a shirt on.

I said, "Hey you're on the Giants! Keep working hard and improving!" He told me, "Thanks!" and shut the door. I figured with all the negativity being thrown at him it might be good to give some positive vibes.

He didn't tip me so I'm not sure my vibes worked haha!
What was on the burgers?  
Diver_Down : 9/13/2017 10:18 am : link
.
without a shirt and eating burgers and shakes  
AnnapolisMike : 9/13/2017 10:18 am : link
lol
Too bad he can't shut the door  
The_Boss : 9/13/2017 10:19 am : link
on any edge rushers
Pics or  
mfsd : 9/13/2017 10:21 am : link
GTFO
Did the Jenny Craig weightloss have any effect  
Diver_Down : 9/13/2017 10:23 am : link
or does he still have sugar tits?
Shirtless with jewlz, or just regular?  
j_rud : 9/13/2017 10:24 am : link
And who doesn't tip a delivery driver. What a putz...
RE: Pics or  
jeff57 : 9/13/2017 10:24 am : link
In comment 13597042 mfsd said:
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GTFO



"Keep working hard and improving"  
Giantfan in skinland : 9/13/2017 10:25 am : link
There's a backhanded compliment for ya.
Lets play a game...  
Keith : 9/13/2017 10:26 am : link
which dupe is this?
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SFGFNCGiantsFan : 9/13/2017 10:27 am : link
In comment 13597050 Giantfan in skinland said:
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There's a backhanded compliment for ya.


LOL. I thought the same thing. No wonder you didn't get a tip.
RE: RE: Pics or  
mfsd : 9/13/2017 10:27 am : link
In comment 13597049 jeff57 said:
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GTFO





hahaha!!
That SOB  
Doomster : 9/13/2017 10:37 am : link
didn't give you a tip?

You should have knocked on the door, and politely asked for your compliment back!
Did you run right by him like he wasn't there?  
larryflower37 : 9/13/2017 10:38 am : link
.
Was the milkshake melted and soft  
Diver_Down : 9/13/2017 10:41 am : link
like his technique?
Did he lower his head  
Gman11 : 9/13/2017 10:46 am : link
when you walked by him to set the food on the table?
are you dumb??  
Rory : 9/13/2017 10:52 am : link
you're lucky he didn't pile drive you into the pavement.

That's like a 11 year old kid coming to your office and telling you you're doing a great job but keep improving

Wouldn't you be like , "fuck off you little peasant"
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widmerseyebrow : 9/13/2017 10:59 am : link
In comment 13597050 Giantfan in skinland said:
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There's a backhanded compliment for ya.


Bwahahaha! Seriously man, no wonder you didn't get a tip.
you should have brought another delivery guy  
Vanzetti : 9/13/2017 11:20 am : link
and run a stunt right passed him
Id hate to be him right now, I mean seriously  
PatersonPlank : 9/13/2017 11:25 am : link
you can't go outside, can't go on-line, can't watch TV. I guess I would just go to practice, then put my headphones on until I get home, then watch movies and fall asleep. I'd also have to order take-out and deal with delivery guys, because I don't want to be seen in public.
He didn't effing tip you?  
Boy Cord : 9/13/2017 11:35 am : link
I mean, I get it. He needs to save all of his NFL money because he's basically finished, but come on.
RE: Lets play a game...  
Mike from SI : 9/13/2017 11:43 am : link
In comment 13597053 Keith said:
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which dupe is this?


August 2017. Definitely dupe/troll.
RE: Shirtless with jewlz, or just regular?  
Dinger : 9/13/2017 12:53 pm : link
In comment 13597048 j_rud said:
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And who doesn't tip a delivery driver. What a putz...

ROFLMAO....I knew it was a matter of time before Tomer showed up....
RE: He didn't effing tip you?  
DennyInDenville : 9/13/2017 12:55 pm : link
In comment 13597194 Boy Cord said:
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I mean, I get it. He needs to save all of his NFL money because he's basically finished, but come on.

Yup, grade A scumbag.

Always, always , always tip the delivery driver when they bring you food in their personal car. Always.
you shoulda been like  
GiantsLaw : 9/13/2017 1:04 pm : link
"nice titties!"
I'd recommend  
CT Charlie : 9/13/2017 1:08 pm : link
letting someone else make the next delivery to him.
.  
arcarsenal : 9/13/2017 1:10 pm : link
Fake news.
RE: RE: Lets play a game...  
howyadoin1126 : 9/13/2017 1:12 pm : link
In comment 13597212 Mike from SI said:
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which dupe is this?



August 2017. Definitely dupe/troll.


Pretty much why I don't post on BBI or have signed up to post. Some people here are insufferable. I wanted to share something cool that happened to me.
The Boss  
lugnut : 9/13/2017 1:45 pm : link
for the win! Nicely done.
RE: RE: He didn't effing tip you?  
schabadoo : 9/13/2017 1:48 pm : link
In comment 13597316 DennyInDenville said:
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In comment 13597194 Boy Cord said:


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I mean, I get it. He needs to save all of his NFL money because he's basically finished, but come on.


Yup, grade A scumbag.

Always, always , always tip the delivery driver when they bring you food in their personal car. Always.


Uber's selling point was its cashless system and no tipping policy. This changed?

RE: RE: RE: He didn't effing tip you?  
DennyInDenville : 9/13/2017 1:50 pm : link
In comment 13597431 schabadoo said:
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In comment 13597194 Boy Cord said:


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I mean, I get it. He needs to save all of his NFL money because he's basically finished, but come on.


Yup, grade A scumbag.

Always, always , always tip the delivery driver when they bring you food in their personal car. Always.



Uber's selling point was its cashless system and no tipping policy. This changed?

What
RE: RE: RE: RE: He didn't effing tip you?  
schabadoo : 9/13/2017 2:05 pm : link
In comment 13597433 DennyInDenville said:
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In comment 13597316 DennyInDenville said:


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In comment 13597194 Boy Cord said:


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I mean, I get it. He needs to save all of his NFL money because he's basically finished, but come on.


Yup, grade A scumbag.

Always, always , always tip the delivery driver when they bring you food in their personal car. Always.



Uber's selling point was its cashless system and no tipping policy. This changed?



What


Wut

"When we started Uber six years ago, we thought long and hard about whether to build a tipping option into the app. In the end, we decided against including one because we felt it would be better for riders and drivers to know for sure what they would pay or earn on each trip ó without the uncertainty of tipping.

Thatís still the case today. Tipping is not included, nor is it expected or required. In fact riders tell us that one of the things they like most about Uber is that itís hassle-free. And thatís how we intend to keep it."
RE: RE: RE: He didn't effing tip you?  
Gatorade Dunk : 9/13/2017 2:06 pm : link
In comment 13597431 schabadoo said:
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In comment 13597194 Boy Cord said:


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I mean, I get it. He needs to save all of his NFL money because he's basically finished, but come on.


Yup, grade A scumbag.

Always, always , always tip the delivery driver when they bring you food in their personal car. Always.



Uber's selling point was its cashless system and no tipping policy. This changed?

Uh oh, you done did it now. Denny's an expert on this - he read a whole thread on Uber tips right here on BBI.
RE: RE: RE: RE: He didn't effing tip you?  
schabadoo : 9/13/2017 2:08 pm : link
In comment 13597456 Gatorade Dunk said:
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In comment 13597316 DennyInDenville said:


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In comment 13597194 Boy Cord said:


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I mean, I get it. He needs to save all of his NFL money because he's basically finished, but come on.


Yup, grade A scumbag.

Always, always , always tip the delivery driver when they bring you food in their personal car. Always.



Uber's selling point was its cashless system and no tipping policy. This changed?



Uh oh, you done did it now. Denny's an expert on this - he read a whole thread on Uber tips right here on BBI.


My bad, had no idea.
RE: RE: RE: Lets play a game...  
arcarsenal : 9/13/2017 2:08 pm : link
In comment 13597352 howyadoin1126 said:
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which dupe is this?



August 2017. Definitely dupe/troll.



Pretty much why I don't post on BBI or have signed up to post. Some people here are insufferable. I wanted to share something cool that happened to me.


Don't get discouraged - the 1125 howyadoin's before you might have just put a bad taste in people's mouths.
Jeff57  
blueblood'11 : 9/13/2017 3:29 pm : link
I almost fell out of my chair looking at your post. I can't stop chuckling. It's one of those things that stays with you and can't get out of your head. I may chuckle myself to sleep tonight.
...  
CoughlinHandsonHips : 9/13/2017 3:36 pm : link
Keep improving!

Flowers "you too. Now that you've figured out the layout of my building you'll improve that delivery time and earn a tip"
-Reads the TB12 Method...  
ATL_Giants : 9/13/2017 3:51 pm : link
-Orders, " (a few burgers, fries with cheese and a shake)"
how  
Les in TO : 9/13/2017 9:27 pm : link
was his technique when he accepted the bags? did he use one had or two?
after the way  
PaulBlakeTSU : 9/13/2017 9:40 pm : link
defensive ends have taken his lunch money on a weekly basis, I'm glad to see he still has money for dinner.
What is it with these run-in's?  
FatMan in Charlotte : 9/14/2017 12:16 am : link
Looks like the fake run-in with McAdoo was deleted.
Knee Bend  
bebopson : 9/14/2017 9:42 am : link
You should have just told him to bend his knees. You still wouldn't have gotten a tip, but maybe it would finally sink in.
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