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NFT: Salt Lake City tips?

Chris in Philly : 10/12/2017 1:44 pm
Going to SLC next week for a conference. Any good tips for pubs, places to grab some grub, or loose Mormon chicks? I'll be downtown and I won't have a car, but I can Uber wherever if it's worth it...
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Day 1...  
Chris in Philly : 10/17/2017 2:35 pm : link
Was starving so I had a Popeyes breakfast sandwich at the airport. Holy shit. I feel like I just ate a salt lamp. My bowels are going to explosive by the time the plane lands. Looking forward to my first 3% beer!
I second  
OlyWABigBlue : 10/17/2017 10:44 pm : link
the Red Iguana, its the only distinctive restaurant that I went to while working there over 5 years. The moles are the best I've had north of the border. There are some decent yet uninspiring steakhouses that harken to the halcyon of middle management conquests.
How's it going out there CiP?  
B in ALB : 10/17/2017 10:48 pm : link
You on your 40th beer yet?

Just let those bartenders know that you have Magic Eyeglasses and they tell you to quadruple pour the booze.
Pull out a pocket watch..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 10/18/2017 7:54 am : link
wave it back and forth and say to the bartender 4 times slowly:

"My name is Joseph Smith and you will pour me a double"

You'll either get really drunk or we'll never hear from you again.

Win-Win!!
Night 1...  
Chris in Philly : 10/18/2017 11:19 am : link
I went to a place called the Beerhive. Impressive bottled beer list. A bunch of taps, but all taps have to be 4.0% ABV. The bottles are regular though. No jewelz.

Had several 2 Row IPAs which were quite good. I figured I better stay safe and get a burger and fries. Mistake. I've gotten better fries at fast food joints. I think several were still frozen. The burger sucked too.

Before I went out I went to the concierge lounge at the hotel. Frozen meatballs in Ragu and rotini with Kraft Italian dressing. Fuck you.
RE: Night 1...  
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 10/18/2017 11:21 am : link
In comment 13654831 Chris in Philly said:
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I went to a place called the Beerhive. Impressive bottled beer list. A bunch of taps, but all taps have to be 4.0% ABV. The bottles are regular though. No jewelz.

Had several 2 Row IPAs which were quite good. I figured I better stay safe and get a burger and fries. Mistake. I've gotten better fries at fast food joints. I think several were still frozen. The burger sucked too.

Before I went out I went to the concierge lounge at the hotel. Frozen meatballs in Ragu and rotini with Kraft Italian dressing. Fuck you.


4.0 ABV? That's the highest they got in SLC? I've never been to SLC, only Park City.
RE: RE: Night 1...  
Chris in Philly : 10/18/2017 11:22 am : link
In comment 13654834 SFGFNCGiantsFan said:
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In comment 13654831 Chris in Philly said:


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I went to a place called the Beerhive. Impressive bottled beer list. A bunch of taps, but all taps have to be 4.0% ABV. The bottles are regular though. No jewelz.

Had several 2 Row IPAs which were quite good. I figured I better stay safe and get a burger and fries. Mistake. I've gotten better fries at fast food joints. I think several were still frozen. The burger sucked too.

Before I went out I went to the concierge lounge at the hotel. Frozen meatballs in Ragu and rotini with Kraft Italian dressing. Fuck you.



4.0 ABV? That's the highest they got in SLC? I've never been to SLC, only Park City.


Yes, on tap.
RE: Night 1...  
Greg from LI : 10/18/2017 11:29 am : link
In comment 13654831 Chris in Philly said:
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Before I went out I went to the concierge lounge at the hotel. Frozen meatballs in Ragu and rotini with Kraft Italian dressing. Fuck you.


You're an average nobody who gets to live the rest of his business trip like a schnook.

Jeez...  
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 10/18/2017 11:31 am : link
4.0. Weak sauce.

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Del Shofner : 10/18/2017 11:41 am : link
In comment 13654831 Chris in Philly said:
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Frozen meatballs in Ragu and rotini with Kraft Italian dressing. Fuck you.


Reminds me of a meal I had in an "Italian" restaurant in Kosice, Slovakia, in 2006. Spaghetti with ketchup, that was it. Good times ...
RE: Night 1...  
EricJ : 10/18/2017 11:47 am : link
In comment 13654831

Before I went out I went to the concierge lounge at the hotel. Frozen meatballs in Ragu and rotini with Kraft Italian dressing. Fuck you. [/quote]

Concierge lounge? Which Marriott?
Slipped out to escape...  
Chris in Philly : 10/18/2017 6:48 pm : link
convention center catering, which sucks everywhere, let alone SLC. I saw Keith Van Horne tweeting about Majerus and Crown Burgers last week so I figured I would try them for a quick lunch. Not bad! Not as good as In and Out or Shake Shack, but pretty good for a fast food burger. Not sure what tonight holds. Some suck ass food I am sure...
Glad to hear you're still alive bud  
B in ALB : 10/18/2017 6:57 pm : link
Those fuckin heathens in Utah are mean, nasty and ready to throw down at a moment's notice.
When you are loaded on...  
Chris in Philly : 10/18/2017 7:09 pm : link
fucking small beer, you are constantly on 11...
I hear that organ inspection is all the rage  
gidiefor : Mod : 10/19/2017 11:44 am : link

in Salt Lake City -- wanna go with me to the Tabernacle ?
SLC. Shit.  
Greg from LI : 10/19/2017 11:46 am : link
I'm still in SLC.
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