I hear one of the best ways to go about getting one is to slyly put a Red Rider BB Gun advertisement in between the pages of your mom's Family Circle magazine.
your teacher will recommend the purchase to your parents.
as I generally look for these each year (for the same reason you posted). But, buyer beware! There is no compass in the stock, or this thing that tells time.
“FRA-GEEE-LAY. Must be Italian!”
Lauer Brand Bago Used Dildos. Wife will love it!
Than scroll down to see easy code.