post your Ben McAdoo haiku here -

Week after week after week
Dragon is butthurt

You ruined everything
Fuck you McAdoo

Heavy handed is an aspect of complimentary football.

Happy he is gone
To the pit of misery
Dilly Dilly Yes!

Bench Eli, How dare you!
Suggesting he has an offensive mind!
Is like saying we have an offensive line!

You
You Suck
I Hate You
Goodbye.

Protected the duke
Always checked the tape, alas
Key card didn't work

In comment 13725523 arcarsenal said:

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You You Suck I Hate You Goodbye.

Not even close to haiku form. You're the Ben McAdoo of Japanese poets.

No need for blocking
Just throw a three yard pass again
Damn, thought that would work

of this nonsense now, he's gone. It's a little ridiculous now to keep kicking a man when he's down. Move on...

Did You Know That You’re A Bitch?
Bye Bye, Big Ben Bitch

No Odell Beckum
who cares just keep with 11
my amp goes to 11

Integrity, but the big

dumb suit was empty

The Duke finally
protected. Still,
No longer turning in his grave.

Communication
Play Calling, Game decisions
Is what you suck at

See the greasy coach
Chinese menu in his hand
Eli gets last laugh

Waited for the games to start
and never got to see them played very well
then you punched us in the gut

A promising start
But no creativity
And a strange haircut

had a good week of practice
failed to protect duke

OC under Tom Coughlin
Head Coach not for long

There once was a coach named McAdoo.
All he could do was suspend you.
He tried to be slick
'twas merely a dick
and ended up having to eat poo.

In comment 13725526 Greg from LI said:

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In comment 13725523 arcarsenal said: Quote: You You Suck I Hate You Goodbye. Not even close to haiku form. You're the Ben McAdoo of Japanese poets.

He doesn't deseve a true Haiku!

dude!

that sucked!

put our heads together

turn in your keycard

I’m man, I’m forty
Carry me East Rutherford wind
Must protect the duke

I’m man, I’m forty
Blow me East Rutherford wind
Must protect the duke

If not for you, Mac,
Eli would still have his streak.
You motherfucker.

Is a haiku allowed to have punctuation?

In comment 13725612 gidiefor said:

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dude! that sucked!

So did he!

but here ya go:

Traditional Haiku Structure

Traditional haiku are always the same, including the following features:

There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
The first line is 5 syllables.
The second line is 7 syllables.
The third line is 5 syllables like the first.
Punctuation and capitalization are up to the poet, and need not follow rigid rules used in structuring sentences.
A haiku does not have to rhyme, in fact usually it does not rhyme at all.
Some haiku can include the repetition of words or sounds

I will miss the kid
who dressed up as McAdoo
more than McAdoo

Eli, Geno's in
Ben, report to my office
Call security

You did bench.
This offense wreaked of a bad stench!

Little McAdoo
Imitates Big McAdoo
Now both without gig

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GiantSteps : 1:02 pm : link : reply
I will miss the kid
who dressed up as McAdoo
more than McAdoo

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Eli, Geno's in
Ben, report to my office
Call security

Hair was combed like Moe
Pat Riley was the new you
Losses mounted fast

Ben Mcadoo
With the Porn star hair
Keep looking at tapes
The answer is not there

Now you are gone
Your legacy will last us
A few days at least
But you had a good practice

Endless yellow mustard fields in bloom.
In the West the sun, in the East the moon.

With little room for much else
Including offense

In comment 13726031 Mike in NY said:

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With little room for much else Including offense

I like it better than my hair haiku

- Wasn't ready to be a HC
- Stubborn and inflexible
- Would/could not adapt his approach to take advantage of his players strengths
- Did not know how to place players in the best position to be successful
- Refused to be accountable for his own failures; instead through the hometown hero, 2 time SB champ/mvp under the bus

McAdoo, Fuck you
With a rusty, poisoned shiv
And leave the keycard

In comment 13726044 FatMan in Charlotte said:

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McAdoo, Fuck you With a rusty, poisoned shiv And leave the keycard

Cruel and good!

stuck with his system
come hot hell or high water
here came the fire hose!

In comment 13726040 Beer Man said:

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- Wasn't ready to be a HC - Stubborn and inflexible - Would/could not adapt his approach to take advantage of his players strengths - Did not know how to place players in the best position to be successful - Refused to be accountable for his own failures; instead through the hometown hero, 2 time SB champ/mvp under the bus

through = threw (ooops)

In comment 13725523 arcarsenal said:

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You You Suck I Hate You Goodbye.

LOL. Not a haiku, but it's still my favorite one.

In comment 13725799 GiantSteps said:

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I will miss the kid who dressed up as McAdoo more than McAdoo

That's fucking brilliant

So many tricks up his sleeve.
Third and twelve, AGAIN!

Don't need a tight end
Don't need a fullback either
Who needs a run game?

The big suit, porn stache,
slick hair, cliches, no offense?
Benched Eli, Goodbye!

Offensive guru
and Quarterback whisperer.
Coughlin not impressed.

another reverse
behind our line of scrimmage
the wrong way - we run!

We're two and fucking ten, now.
Heavy hearted? Yes.

In comment GiantSteps said:

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I will miss the kid who dressed up as McAdoo more than McAdoo

My favorite so far