Traditional haiku are always the same, including the following features:
There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
The first line is 5 syllables.
The second line is 7 syllables.
The third line is 5 syllables like the first.
Punctuation and capitalization are up to the poet, and need not follow rigid rules used in structuring sentences.
A haiku does not have to rhyme, in fact usually it does not rhyme at all.
Some haiku can include the repetition of words or sounds
- Wasn't ready to be a HC
- Stubborn and inflexible
- Would/could not adapt his approach to take advantage of his players strengths
- Did not know how to place players in the best position to be successful
- Refused to be accountable for his own failures; instead through the hometown hero, 2 time SB champ/mvp under the bus
- Wasn't ready to be a HC
- Stubborn and inflexible
- Would/could not adapt his approach to take advantage of his players strengths
- Did not know how to place players in the best position to be successful
- Refused to be accountable for his own failures; instead through the hometown hero, 2 time SB champ/mvp under the bus
Dragon is butthurt
Fuck you McAdoo
To the pit of misery
Dilly Dilly Yes!
Suggesting he has an offensive mind!
Is like saying we have an offensive line!
You Suck
I Hate You
Goodbye.
Always checked the tape, alas
Key card didn't work
You Suck
I Hate You
Goodbye.
Not even close to haiku form. You're the Ben McAdoo of Japanese poets.
Just throw a three yard pass again
Damn, thought that would work
Bye Bye, Big Ben Bitch
who cares just keep with 11
my amp goes to 11
dumb suit was empty
The Duke finally
protected. Still,
No longer turning in his grave.
Play Calling, Game decisions
Is what you suck at
Chinese menu in his hand
Eli gets last laugh
and never got to see them played very well
then you punched us in the gut
But no creativity
And a strange haircut
failed to protect duke
Head Coach not for long
All he could do was suspend you.
He tried to be slick
'twas merely a dick
and ended up having to eat poo.
Quote:
You
You Suck
I Hate You
Goodbye.
Not even close to haiku form. You're the Ben McAdoo of Japanese poets.
He doesn't deseve a true Haiku!
that sucked!
put our heads together
turn in your keycard
Carry me East Rutherford wind
Must protect the duke
Blow me East Rutherford wind
Must protect the duke
Eli would still have his streak.
You motherfucker.
that sucked!
So did he!
Traditional Haiku Structure
Traditional haiku are always the same, including the following features:
There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
The first line is 5 syllables.
The second line is 7 syllables.
The third line is 5 syllables like the first.
Punctuation and capitalization are up to the poet, and need not follow rigid rules used in structuring sentences.
A haiku does not have to rhyme, in fact usually it does not rhyme at all.
Some haiku can include the repetition of words or sounds
who dressed up as McAdoo
more than McAdoo
Ben, report to my office
Call security
This offense wreaked of a bad stench!
Imitates Big McAdoo
Now both without gig
GiantSteps : 1:02 pm : link : reply
I will miss the kid
who dressed up as McAdoo
more than McAdoo
.
Greg from LI : 1:05 pm : link : reply
Eli, Geno's in
Ben, report to my office
Call security
Pat Riley was the new you
Losses mounted fast
With the Porn star hair
Keep looking at tapes
The answer is not there
Now you are gone
Your legacy will last us
A few days at least
But you had a good practice
In the West the sun, in the East the moon.
Including offense
Including offense
I like it better than my hair haiku
- Stubborn and inflexible
- Would/could not adapt his approach to take advantage of his players strengths
- Did not know how to place players in the best position to be successful
- Refused to be accountable for his own failures; instead through the hometown hero, 2 time SB champ/mvp under the bus
With a rusty, poisoned shiv
And leave the keycard
With a rusty, poisoned shiv
And leave the keycard
Cruel and good!
come hot hell or high water
here came the fire hose!
- Stubborn and inflexible
- Would/could not adapt his approach to take advantage of his players strengths
- Did not know how to place players in the best position to be successful
- Refused to be accountable for his own failures; instead through the hometown hero, 2 time SB champ/mvp under the bus
You Suck
I Hate You
Goodbye.
LOL. Not a haiku, but it's still my favorite one.
who dressed up as McAdoo
more than McAdoo
That's fucking brilliant
Third and twelve, AGAIN!
Don't need a fullback either
Who needs a run game?
slick hair, cliches, no offense?
Benched Eli, Goodbye!
and Quarterback whisperer.
Coughlin not impressed.
behind our line of scrimmage
the wrong way - we run!
Heavy hearted? Yes.
who dressed up as McAdoo
more than McAdoo
My favorite so far