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ray in arlington : 12/5/2017 3:29 pm
We've had haiku, limerick and sonnet, how about some Elton John.


BENNY AND THE JINTS

Hey fans, had a year of good luck
When OBJ went down, we knew that we would suck
We need to move up in the draft
Don't screw around
You're gonna see OL whiffing
Eli hit the ground


So Tisch and Mara have you fired him yet
Oh but they practice well
Benny and the Jints
Oh someone got suspended
Eli's got no time to throw
Coach wants a crossing route, he didn't fit the suit
We paid for this WCO
Oh Oh Benny and the Jints

We're just fans, what the hell do we know
The coaches need to get a look at Geno
We'll throw for 5 when it's 3rd and long
While we fight each other on BBI
To find who's right and who's wrong
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NorwoodWideRight : 12/5/2017 3:43 pm : link
Would be a nice  
idiotsavant : 12/5/2017 3:49 pm : link
Song in WFAN
*Positively Paterson Plank Road* (apologies to Dylan)  
Del Shofner : 12/5/2017 3:55 pm : link
You've got a lotta nerve to say you are our coach
When we were down you just stood there grinnin'
You've got a lotta nerve to say you got a coaching plan to lend
We just want to be on the side that's winnin'

And tho I know you're dissatisfied with Eli's status and his play
Don't you understand, its not our problem?
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside our shoes
And just for that one moment we could be you
Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside our shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you
RE: *Positively Paterson Plank Road* (apologies to Dylan)  
Reale01 : 12/5/2017 4:02 pm : link
In comment 13726246 Del Shofner said:
Quote:
You've got a lotta nerve to say you are our coach
When we were down you just stood there grinnin'
You've got a lotta nerve to say you got a coaching plan to lend
We just want to be on the side that's winnin'

And tho I know you're dissatisfied with Eli's status and his play
Don't you understand, its not our problem?
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside our shoes
And just for that one moment we could be you
Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside our shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you


Well done. Didn't even need to change the end.
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