Well well well. Here we are hockey fans. The first game thread start of the year for yours truly. It's been a while but I hope to give a much-needed injection of skating perfection into the lineup. Yeoman's work by our skeleton crew of diehards the past several weeks has the Rangers with 16 wins over their first 31 games. Pretty average and pretty much where we expected them to be.
Yes, this Giants season has coated our collective rectums with lube while McAdoo and Reese have shoved in their collective black mules with reckless abandon. It hurt. It hurt a lot at first. Then we just kind of got used to it after getting stretched out. And now we're gazing blank-eyed into the abyss while we ponder the utter mediocrity of our favorite hockey team. It's not really fun anymore.
Well, FUCK THAT! It's time to start skating on throats, spearing mutherfuckers in their stomachs and cock slapping the rest of the league starting with these sparkle-mouthed ass eaters from California. I hope a 10.9 earthquake hits that fuckin dump and it breaks off into the ocean then floats like the titanic to the bottom of the sea.
The nerve of these panty wastes to practice outdoors in our beautiful Central Park. And the return of Gaborik? Fuck him. I hope the next time he's back in Slovakia that he drowns in that PCB-laced sewer they call the Vah River. He can lick vah balls.
And what's with this asshole?
Best defenseman in the league my ass hairs. I hope he takes a puck to the temple tonight.
LGR.
We are aware that's not Drew Doughty though, right?
We are aware that's not Drew Doughty though, right?
Come on Kyle. Really?
That's Drew Doughty.
We are aware that's not Drew Doughty though, right?
Bruh.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY ASSHOLE!
So true. Big game and he lets in a soft goal
Now they get a turn.
Now they get a turn.
They had several good scoring chances. You're really overstating things.
Hank made up for the soft goal - Desharnais' defensive zone turnovers led to another high quality chance for them. So tired of this midget. We sent Chytil to world juniors though so even when Z comes back this guys here to stay
I hope Buch can be that guy along with ziba and maybe one of our drafted Centers... but at least we know if we fall out of it this guy should return two premium picks at the deadline
Broadway hat to B..... back from (12 hour?) exile on top of it. Feel like you and Eric turned out season around.
Hahahahaha. Eat ice, fuckwad!
True leader -- even if that Tampa radio douche called him Rudy earlier today.
Nice job B
True leader -- even if that Tampa radio douche called him Rudy earlier today.
Somebody called me Rudy? That's a compliment in my book. Hahaha.
How's that an insult considering LT56 never played D1 ball, nor did he even attend Michigan.
Fucking clown.
True leader -- even if that Tampa radio douche called him Rudy earlier today.
You could even argue that it was a game misconduct, but the bottom line is, he played the right way, his way.
Absolutely not - OP has been brilliant his last two starts too and it's not a division game. Our team is going to be tired as fuck and I expect 45 shots on our net. Pavelec you're up.
Too soon. Just heard the 'and this one will last a lifetime' on NHL network again. 23 years later (after 54 years) - it just might have to.
Will never get over Nash's empty netter stopped .... by a thrown fucking Hail Mary stick ... by a rapist... who would never play another NHL game again after that night.
You can't make this shit up.
Yeah... too soon.