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NFT: She Found a Dating App Then She Bought a Samurai Sword

Capt. Don : 3/22/2018 6:31 am
“I saw the look in her eyes, and it scared the living poop out of me,” he told the news outlet.

“I was just so proud for beating this samurai wannabe crazy lady with hate in her heart,” the 29-year-old told the Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”

Reads like The Onion.
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all those hours of online fighting games  
fkap : 3/22/2018 6:41 am : link
paid off.

That, and probably being bigger than the girlfriend.
Well, what else would he expect for ignoring his  
ZogZerg : 3/22/2018 6:50 am : link
pyschotic girl friend and gaming all night.
Sounds more  
Reb8thVA : 3/22/2018 7:05 am : link
Like something from the Jerry Springer show
Hard  
jvm52106 : 3/22/2018 8:08 am : link
to take any of that seriously.
wife threatened me with a kukri  
Rocky369 : 3/22/2018 8:42 am : link
for time spent on BBI once
Too Bad  
nochance : 3/22/2018 9:18 am : link
Too bad she didn't kill him. He would be dead and she would never see the light of day for premeditated murder. 2 worthless shit factories removed from society.
RE: Too Bad  
Capt. Don : 3/22/2018 9:20 am : link
In comment 13879280 nochance said:
Quote:
Too bad she didn't kill him. He would be dead and she would never see the light of day for premeditated murder. 2 worthless shit factories removed from society.


Take it easy Braveheart.
Holy moly nochance  
idiotsavant : 3/22/2018 9:25 am : link
Grace is getting what you don't deserve.
Fairly  
idiotsavant : 3/22/2018 9:29 am : link
Vacuous couple though. I'll give you that.
Ethlete?  
Chris in Philly : 3/22/2018 9:37 am : link
I don’t have the stamina required to roll my eyes hard enough at this.
This sentence is ugly  
Don Draper : 3/22/2018 9:47 am : link
"With her boyfriend finally asleep, Emily Javier reached for the samurai sword she had secretly taped earlier to the side of the bed."

You can write "had secretly taped" or "secretly taped earlier", but not "had secretly taped earlier". It's the first dang sentence of the article, and it's the Washington Post, not some random blog. Ugh...

You journalists get off my lawn!
And while I'm at it  
Don Draper : 3/22/2018 9:48 am : link
If my girlfriend looked like that, I'd cheat, too!
RE: And while I'm at it  
giants#1 : 3/22/2018 9:58 am : link
In comment 13879337 Don Draper said:
Quote:
If my girlfriend looked like that, I'd cheat, too!


He plays video games 12+ hours a day. No time to find a better looking woman!
Pinball Wizard  
idiotsavant : 3/22/2018 10:12 am : link
.
this quote  
Les in TO : 3/22/2018 10:12 am : link

“The feeling I had when I won the fight with my bare hands is just absolutely the best feeling,” Lovell boasted this week from the hospital. “I’ve played all the sports, won big games, landed some decent tricks on my snowboard. This was better.”

he's not shocked or upset that his ex girlfriend tried to Beatrix Kiddo him in his sleep or grateful to be alive . he's actually ecstatic that he was able to "win the fight". maybe she should have used a hattori hanzo sword!
He probably didn't have a chance in hell  
idiotsavant : 3/22/2018 10:55 am : link
Of getting another GF. Just planted '' evidence to get her goat and preempt the 'combat experience' he craved.

Taking his online world into his version of the real world.

(Amatuer psychology button - OFF)
She obviously  
GeneInCal : 3/22/2018 10:56 am : link
didn't make a visit to Hattori HanzĹŤ before her attack.
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