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RomanWH : 4/26/2018 2:07 pm
A little levity before tonight's main event. Credit to whomever did the last limerick thread for the idea. I'll start it off:

There once was a GM named Dave
We hope for this franchise, he'll save
What he does with pick two
No one has a clue
Exactly how Gettleman will behave

Your turn, BBI.
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pjcas18 : 4/26/2018 2:14 pm : link
There once was a running back from PSU
Giants fans hoped they would take him at 2
bring up images of faulk
all the experts do is talk
I hope none of the trade down rumors are true
OK  
Trainmaster : 4/26/2018 2:15 pm : link
There once was a QB named Rosen
Who to many was among the few chosen
But after many discussions
In the end it was concussions
That caused his top pick aspirations to be frozen

The Quarterbacks  
Bill in UT : 4/26/2018 2:17 pm : link
Allen's arm's one of a kind
Mayfield is out of his mind
If neither is chosen
Then maybe it's Rosen
But dare they leave Darnold behind?
okay  
GiantNatty : 4/26/2018 2:22 pm : link

This spring the Giants pick second
Question is which player will be beckoned?
A passer, a rusher
a lineman, a crusher
Just get a force with which to be reckoned!

Is this the year we get Eli's successor?
Can't tell from the pre-draft presser
Which thrower will be chosen
Could it be the Bruin Rosen
For us fans it's truly a stressor!



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adamg : 4/26/2018 2:23 pm : link
The draft day had finally arrived
To the chagrin of the mock drafters’ hive
Remote throws quickly descended
When the quarterback who was presented
Was shown to stand no taller than five foot five
or how about  
GiantNatty : 4/26/2018 2:25 pm : link

There once was a man named Dave
the keys to the franchise we gave
at the sound of the bell
let's avoid QB hell
and get us the player we crave
Good ones so far!  
RomanWH : 4/26/2018 2:31 pm : link
The Browns will screw up the first
Comes easy since they're the worst
Top prospects shy away
They don't want to play
For a franchise that's surely cursed

Keep 'em coming!
Now this...  
ThatLimerickGuy : 4/26/2018 2:36 pm : link
Is my kind of thread!!!
I'll do another  
adamg : 4/26/2018 2:37 pm : link
There once was a quarterback from UCLA
Whose arm was so great, he could play
He started to be stalked
By a crazy fan who couldn’t be caught
Thank the lord for when Milton was carted away
RE: The Quarterbacks  
eli4life : 4/26/2018 2:38 pm : link
In comment 13934053 Bill in UT said:
Quote:
Allen's arm's one of a kind
Mayfield is out of his mind
If neither is chosen
Then maybe it's Rosen
But dare they leave Darnold behind?


Winner so far
Waiting to see someone  
David B. : 4/26/2018 2:47 pm : link
come up for a rhyme for Darnold.
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Bill in UT : 4/26/2018 2:49 pm : link
There was a GM from Nantucket
Who


Never mind
...  
lono801 : 4/26/2018 2:53 pm : link
Draft Day is here and BBI is a mess
It’s as if some of you should be wearing a dress
They bicker and fight
With no solution in sight
How did who at #2 become such a stress
Hmmmm...  
bw in dc : 4/26/2018 2:58 pm : link
In the Garden State is where the members of Jints Central sit
In this time of desperation they called on Accorsi's wit.

So in strode Ernie to help right this old ship
still waxing nostalgic from his old lip.

And there stood John open arms and all
knowing full well this was no GM search at all.

So the call to the portly man in Charlotte was made.
This position was his now, please join John, Ernie and Steve up on the stage.

Tonight this portly man can start the process of bringing Camelot back.
Just avoid the temptation of drafting a Happy Valley running back...

I call this piece "Enough Already"  
GiantJake : 4/26/2018 3:06 pm : link
I'm tired of jerkoffs doing a mock
Everyone is Mel Kiper or Mike Mayock
Saquon or Sam
It won't mean a damn
Without finding some guys who can block


RE: Waiting to see someone  
Bill in UT : 4/26/2018 3:09 pm : link
In comment 13934164 David B. said:
Quote:
come up for a rhyme for Darnold.


ok, I know it's a little lame, but-

This rich businessman at Mar-a-Lago
Whose hair is as yellow as star-gold
Believes that his name
And New York are the same
But tomorrow he's second to Darnold
Thought this was going to be a midwest gay night club scene thread  
widmerseyebrow : 4/26/2018 3:20 pm : link
.
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gogiants : 4/26/2018 3:20 pm : link
There once was a QB named Eli
On whom the fans always could rely
Some said he was old
that Rosen's fool's gold
but Darnold is too good to pass by!
The Giants were rumored, though darkly...  
Big Blue Blogger : 4/26/2018 3:34 pm : link
...to be leaning toward Saquon Barkley.
When the pick was Sam Darnold,
Like Benedict Arnold,
The GM's deceit stood out starkly.
#2  
GiantJake : 4/26/2018 3:37 pm : link
Chubb would make the defense meaner
Nelson would keep the pocket cleaner
A young stud QB
would be great to see
I have a really big weiner

Thank you
RE: I'll do another  
BleedBlue : 4/26/2018 3:40 pm : link
In comment 13934122 adamg said:
Quote:
There once was a quarterback from UCLA
Whose arm was so great, he could play
He started to be stalked
By a crazy fan who couldn’t be caught
Thank the lord for when Milton was carted away



LMAO +1
RE: #2  
BleedBlue : 4/26/2018 3:42 pm : link
In comment 13934345 GiantJake said:
Quote:
Chubb would make the defense meaner
Nelson would keep the pocket cleaner
A young stud QB
would be great to see
I have a really big weiner

Thank you


LMAO
Lol. And now to honor our insiders  
RomanWH : 4/26/2018 3:56 pm : link
Whispers coming from the brass
Sharing now before it spreads too fast
The player to be chosen
His name, Josh Rosen
Might as well wear a hat on my ass
this is fun way to kill some time  
gogiants : 4/26/2018 3:58 pm : link

the season caused many to frown
others their sorrows did drown
but we picked at the top
the pick they did shop
for a ransom the Giants trade down.
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8 Ball : 4/26/2018 5:54 pm : link
That Sooner QB is appealing
But for a reason you've been concealing
You liked when he grabbed cock
Now your team's on the clock
Will you get more of that queer feeling?

Can I say this without it sounding insensitive to members of the tribe  
djm : 4/26/2018 6:19 pm : link
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If the giants are smart
They will draft the ###!

It’s not a bad word obviously...but I don’t want to sound like a doosh. Cmon it’s perfect.
They have a great pick in the draft  
Gregorio : 4/26/2018 6:26 pm : link
With an O-line that’s way understaffed
Some fans want Nelson
While others want Rosen
In 2 hours the speculation shall pass
There once was a QB named Mayfield.  
Crispino : 4/26/2018 7:39 pm : link

Football talent all over the playfield.

But he’s kind of a heel,

Might end up like Manziel

Side by side digging weeds in a hayfield.
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