A little levity before tonight's main event. Credit to whomever did the last limerick thread for the idea. I'll start it off:
There once was a GM named Dave
We hope for this franchise, he'll save
What he does with pick two
No one has a clue
Exactly how Gettleman will behave
Your turn, BBI.
Giants fans hoped they would take him at 2
bring up images of faulk
all the experts do is talk
I hope none of the trade down rumors are true
Who to many was among the few chosen
But after many discussions
In the end it was concussions
That caused his top pick aspirations to be frozen
Mayfield is out of his mind
If neither is chosen
Then maybe it's Rosen
But dare they leave Darnold behind?
This spring the Giants pick second
Question is which player will be beckoned?
A passer, a rusher
a lineman, a crusher
Just get a force with which to be reckoned!
Is this the year we get Eli's successor?
Can't tell from the pre-draft presser
Which thrower will be chosen
Could it be the Bruin Rosen
For us fans it's truly a stressor!
To the chagrin of the mock drafters’ hive
Remote throws quickly descended
When the quarterback who was presented
Was shown to stand no taller than five foot five
There once was a man named Dave
the keys to the franchise we gave
at the sound of the bell
let's avoid QB hell
and get us the player we crave
Comes easy since they're the worst
Top prospects shy away
They don't want to play
For a franchise that's surely cursed
Keep 'em coming!
Whose arm was so great, he could play
He started to be stalked
By a crazy fan who couldn’t be caught
Thank the lord for when Milton was carted away
Mayfield is out of his mind
If neither is chosen
Then maybe it's Rosen
But dare they leave Darnold behind?
Winner so far
Who
Never mind
It’s as if some of you should be wearing a dress
They bicker and fight
With no solution in sight
How did who at #2 become such a stress
In this time of desperation they called on Accorsi's wit.
So in strode Ernie to help right this old ship
still waxing nostalgic from his old lip.
And there stood John open arms and all
knowing full well this was no GM search at all.
So the call to the portly man in Charlotte was made.
This position was his now, please join John, Ernie and Steve up on the stage.
Tonight this portly man can start the process of bringing Camelot back.
Just avoid the temptation of drafting a Happy Valley running back...
Everyone is Mel Kiper or Mike Mayock
Saquon or Sam
It won't mean a damn
Without finding some guys who can block
ok, I know it's a little lame, but-
This rich businessman at Mar-a-Lago
Whose hair is as yellow as star-gold
Believes that his name
And New York are the same
But tomorrow he's second to Darnold
On whom the fans always could rely
Some said he was old
that Rosen's fool's gold
but Darnold is too good to pass by!
When the pick was Sam Darnold,
Like Benedict Arnold,
The GM's deceit stood out starkly.
Nelson would keep the pocket cleaner
A young stud QB
would be great to see
I have a really big weiner
Thank you
Whose arm was so great, he could play
He started to be stalked
By a crazy fan who couldn’t be caught
Thank the lord for when Milton was carted away
LMAO +1
Nelson would keep the pocket cleaner
A young stud QB
would be great to see
I have a really big weiner
Thank you
LMAO
Sharing now before it spreads too fast
The player to be chosen
His name, Josh Rosen
Might as well wear a hat on my ass
the season caused many to frown
others their sorrows did drown
but we picked at the top
the pick they did shop
for a ransom the Giants trade down.
But for a reason you've been concealing
You liked when he grabbed cock
Now your team's on the clock
Will you get more of that queer feeling?
Violets are blue
If the giants are smart
They will draft the ###!
It’s not a bad word obviously...but I don’t want to sound like a doosh. Cmon it’s perfect.
Some fans want Nelson
While others want Rosen
In 2 hours the speculation shall pass
Football talent all over the playfield.
But he’s kind of a heel,
Might end up like Manziel
Side by side digging weeds in a hayfield.