Twas the day before the draft

'Twas the day before the draft, when all through the site
All the rumors were stirring, with few being right;
The rumors by asshats were so carefully shared,
That BBI would hope that their player soon would be there;

The hope for a new QB ran through everyone's head,
While visions of Daniel Jones back made everyone dread;
There were still some posters like Ryan and Jack,
That are still very hopeful that Jones will be back,

And there are the posters who like the QBs one through ten
So when one is good, they can say their right again and again.
Us fans will be wearing our jerseys and favorite socks
So we can analyze and break down all these ridiculous mocks.

And while the girlfriends of the players will always look stunning
All we can hope for on BBI is that hamster keeps running!
Some fans will want harrison, Odunze, or Nabers
Because Mara has always said we never did Jones no favors,

When it comes to the Giants at 6 to pick...
It all ensured that ESPN goes to commercial really quick.
When Goodell comes out, many of us will be panting
While at the same time inside our head, we will be chanting...

"No Penix! no, Maye! no, JJ or Nix!
How could you consider any of them at pick number six?
When Goodell says the name, most people will cheer...
If its not a QB, SFGF will just grab another beer...

When all said and done, most people will claim to be right,
but enjoy the draft everyone and have a good night!!