Tom Brady....

but carrying your woman's heels?

The sight of Brady being airborne on that sack at the end of SB42. So pleasing.

I can't believe this guy is on the short list of best football players of the modern era.

the photos they showed at the beginning of SB 46, but this might be even more ridiculous.

Those rumors about Tom at the hair plug clinic might not have been made up after all.

Douche chills abound.

look, he's had it since friday.

who makes more money than he does. I can't hate.

It just ain't worth it anymore

they weren't made up.
And FYI: He recommended the same person to Wes Welker, in time for WW to look younger for his(then) soon to be bride.

didn't beat him in the Super Bowl twice, I'd put him up there with any player that I hated who the Giants have gone against. On par with the Emmitt Smiths of the world.

But since that didn't happen, this stuff just amuses me. Particularly the part that he owns the Jets and wins the division every year. And yet, with the biggest prize, he's 0-2 in the Super Bowl when the G-men are involved.

It's cool to be married to a supermodel but you don't have to appease her by dressing up like a fucking clown because that's what's hip now according to the fashion experts.

I used to respect Brady off the field. I still consider him probably the best QB I've ever seen, but what a douche.

just wow.

(seemed like an appropriate time for that)

God blessed Tom Brady with incredible genes. He is tall, good looking, smart, and athletic. But something is amiss.

But am I the only one who doesn't think she's that hot? Don't get me wrong great body and I obviously wouldn't kick her out of bed.

But on the list of hot women in this world - aren't there many better than her?

I've often wondered what his leagacy would be like in a non doormat division.

I'm not sure that even Gisele is worth dressing like that and wearing that 'do. Good God man, have some masculine pride.

is protecting against a buttfumble

In comment 11654929 ImThatGuy said:

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But am I the only one who doesn't think she's that hot? Don't get me wrong great body and I obviously wouldn't kick her out of bed. But on the list of hot women in this world - aren't there many better than her?

i'm in full agreement with this - she is overrated.

photo caption: WHIPPED.

All that's missing is tom awkwardly dancing in that outfit to Carnival music.

They will be divorced within 2 years after his playing career; she will cheat on him OR he will walk when she gives him an ultimatium about wearing jorts or whatever the latest metro fashion trend is.

In comment 11654929 ImThatGuy said:

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But am I the only one who doesn't think she's that hot? Don't get me wrong great body and I obviously wouldn't kick her out of bed. But on the list of hot women in this world - aren't there many better than her?

One man's meat is another man's poison.

In comment 11654928 Milton said:

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God blessed Tom Brady with incredible genes. He is tall, good looking, smart, and athletic. But something is amiss.

No doubt about that

in who they are and don't give a fuck about your approval.

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The guy is one of the best QBs ever, is insanely loaded, and has spent the past 10 yrs banging Gisele and Bridget. In my mind, the fuckin guy is entitled to drape himself in velvet every damn day.

In comment 11654958 Headhunter said:

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in who they are and don't give a fuck about your approval.

I also respect someone who can tell their wife No when appropriate. Tom has no problem getting into a 300+ pound beast like Logan Mankins' face if he misses a block, but he apparently quivers when telling his 100 pound wife "honey, i don't really want a mohawk because i can't really pull that rebellious look off given my all-american/conformist image, let alone with a god awful plaid shirt/red pant combo". It's like he's trying hard to be David Beckham without the style, charisma or personality to match.

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to that conversation between Tom and his wife. You are my Brady asshat

the amount of fat middle-aged men on this thread judging Tom Brady because he has some trendy hipster haircut is... funny, I guess?

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In my mind, the fuckin guy is entitled to drape himself in velvet every damn day.

He can wear whatever he wants, but that loud outfit and ridiculous mohawk looks so awful on him and he deserves to be mocked notwithstanding his super bowl rings, net worth and roster of women; it's one thing if he can pull it off - someone with a strong/loud/outspoken personality - wes welker or osi for example. But if you are tom brady or a manning brother and you are known for being cold, ruthless, all-business type players, it doesn't suit you....at all. And from that pic, he's not exactly rocking the look.

no matter what age I happen to be

to wear red pants. I was going to do it once in a ugliest clothes golf outing, but I chickened out.

Tom Brady is a Vulcan!!!!

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TB: I want you to give me a rusty trombone tonight.

GB: No way, that's gross.

TB: Well, what if I go to this event in goofy clothes and a mohawk, then would you do it?

GB: I'll tell you what, carry my shoes as well and its a deal.

TB: Done.

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So true, so true

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the amount of fat middle-aged men on this thread judging Tom Brady because he has some trendy hipster haircut is... funny, I guess?

i'm neither fat nor middle aged, i'm in good shape and i'm about the same age as tom. the haircut is not trendy or hispter at all, unless you count 2009 hipster trends. he looks like aun comfortablke Giselle accessory in that picture. i am not a fashion expert by any stretch, but i know that you shouldn't match loud pants with a loud shirt and a loud haircut......especially if you don't have a loud personality! if he just had the mohawk, or just the plaid shirt, or just the red pants with everything else subdued it would probably look fine....but the whole ensemble is just epicly horrific.

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as i said above, davic beckham can pull his trendy fashion/hair off as he never seems to look uncomfortable or out of place.

hand is. Is that really him? I call photoshop.Even he wouldn't dress up like that. Would he?

is giselle dressed up like the fabulous moolah?

I live in Boston. I think all of you would love Brady if he played for the Giants. He is one of the two best QBs playing today, if not one of the top QBs of all time. And he seems to be pretty okay person - although I am sick of seeing photos of him and his wife in the Boston Globe, but printing those photos is not his decision. And she seems to be a schmuck.

Finally, there was a fire last month right near where Brady lives in Boston. Two firemen died. Brady's comments about those firemen being heroes were total class.

Eli's wife to be much hotter than Gisele. Must be that Southern Belle thing.

Maybe it's his choice to look that way.

In comment 11655021 David in Belmont said:

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I live in Boston. I think all of you would love Brady if he played for the Giants. He is one of the two best QBs playing today, if not one of the top QBs of all time. And he seems to be pretty okay person - although I am sick of seeing photos of him and his wife in the Boston Globe, but printing those photos is not his decision. And she seems to be a schmuck. Finally, there was a fire last month right near where Brady lives in Boston. Two firemen died. Brady's comments about those firemen being heroes were total class.

I'm not saying he's a bad guy or have any hate towards him....I'm saying he looks like a p-whipped clown and an accessory/dress up doll for his wife.

Milton - do you know any man, aside from those playing "for the other team" or who was severely intoxicated/drugged who would voluntarily dress in public like that? I bet if Brady had his say he would wear a nice slim fit blazer with dark jeans and maybe a trendy shirt. Clearly Giselle is the driving force behind that outfit. I wonder if he is wearing his Uggs to round out that monstrosity.

And I am not gay...not that there is anything wrong with that.

you should at lest judge him on the complete ensemble.

I think the white blazer and the sunglasses ties it all together nicely...dont you?

Arron Rodgers on the other hand is a little to matchey matchey with the baby blue blazer and tie

with his supermodel wife, all the best to him. If that pic were taken in Reykjavik, Copenhagen or Stockholm it wouldn't even measure on the weird-o-meter. Maybe he should have just went with the Sonny Jurgenson combover in the small provincial world. It would also appear (at times) that he doesn't take himself too seriously.

the Derby is definitely the place to dress down...

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Tom

Certainly the hair issue has bit both

Are Giselle and Bridget Moynihan. In my opinion, Jeter's got him beat by a mile.

In comment 11655050 Blue Baller said:

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you should at lest judge him on the complete ensemble. I think the white blazer and the sunglasses ties it all together nicely...dont you? Arron Rodgers on the other hand is a little to matchey matchey with the baby blue blazer and tie

a bit better with the blazer and the derby setting; tones down the loud plaid shirt; hair is still ridiculous, although looks worse in the giselle pic, perhaps since the derby one was at a distance; rodgers needs a different tie, but otherwise looks dapper in the pic (don't like his shades though).

I'll go with...

"Can you believe Eli said he was elite and in the same class as us?"

Namath, pantyhose

...a guy who could rack up more pussy in one day than they could in an entire lifetime.

But it is the internet and this is what we do on the internet, so..

I live in Somerset, MA and I had to endure ridicule when the Giants were woeful. Many of my friends, who were Giants fans, became frontrunning fans of the patsies. I hate them worse than the Yankees. Tom Brady is on a team that had great defenses and a great clutch kicker and won three SBs. I got my revenge when the Jints beat the 18-0 Pats. Strahan said the Pats might score 17 pts. against us. Brady went on the local news and smirked, giggles, laughed and guffawed in an arrogant, condescending manner. Hes not a nice guy, he's an arrogant qb> top two? Rogers,Luck, Peyton Manning in any order are the three best, IMHO.

& from everything I've read/seen, seems like a good dude too.

And he's married to a supermodel.

are embarrassing yourselves...

HOF on roller skates and smoking hot wife - and re: losing to the Giants - both games came down to one play in the final seconds. if you think that entitles you to claim domination over TB you are delusional

Burress said that, not Strahan

incredulously - it was pretty bold to claim that point output. and the reason PB made the claim had to do with his old jersey numbers , nothing more

I am enjoying all the posters that know exactly how and who picked out his clothes.

And can help define masculine to a HOF QB with a supermodel wife, with conformity and pack behavior seeming to be most important.

which is sad considering he is a millionaire himself.

GOAT but whipped by his man-wife

a boner?

who gets a ton of pussy and his life is a shitload better than mine. I tip my hat to the guy for all he has done.

But get real, I can still make fun of this guy for becoming a bitchboy of epic proportions. Gisele wears the strap-on in that relationship.

Psychological projection is the act or technique of defending oneself against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in oneself, while attributing them to others.

My mind is blown

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he looks like a smurf with the red pants...

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...a guy who could rack up more pussy in one day than they could in an entire lifetime. But it is the internet and this is what we do on the internet, so..

This.

You are complete right on both accounts...it's laughable that grown ass dudes on the internet are making fun of someone for their fashion sense, especially throwing out the tired out "pussy-whipped" and "douche" insults without even really knowing the guy. But this is the internet and a message board, so why would anyone be surprised by those comments? It's fully expected.

it was strahan on my channel 7 news. y would pb say anything about the defense holding the 18=- pats to 17 pts? the thing about it was, brady had such a reply, smug...such as "we broke all the scoring records and these guys are gonnna hold this great offense to 17 pts."

Yes he's ridiculously good looking and talented and married to a super model. But that doesn't change the fact that he looks pretty silly in those clothes and that haircut in that particular picture. There's no harm in poking a little fun. Lighten up folks.

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it was strahan on my channel 7 news. y would pb say anything about the defense holding the 18=- pats to 17 pts? the thing about it was, brady had such a reply, smug...such as "we broke all the scoring records and these guys are gonnna hold this great offense to 17 pts."

It wasn't Strahan, it was Plax who predicted a final score of 2-17. When Brady was told this, he laughingly replied, "We're only going to score 17 points? Okay. Is Plax playing defense?"
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Tom should just wear a white T-shirt, with a pack of butts rolled up in one sleeve, jeans with holes in them, AND "red" sandals.......should let his hair grow long like a couple of years ago....then maybe BBI will accept him....

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...a guy who could rack up more pussy in one day than they could in an entire lifetime. But it is the internet and this is what we do on the internet, so..

You can only critique people who get less tail then you do? I'm pretty sure Guy Fieri gets more tail them most - we musn't say anything bad about him?

involve accepting a particular critique.

Brady has not won a SB in what, 8 or 9 years since he got married, his wife is a jinx, i'am not hating it.

In comment 11655050 Blue Baller said:

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you should at lest judge him on the complete ensemble. I think the white blazer and the sunglasses ties it all together nicely...dont you? Arron Rodgers on the other hand is a little to matchey matchey with the baby blue blazer and tie

Holy shit--another red pants sighting!

In comment 11655101 Jimmy Googs said:

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I'll go with... "Can you believe Eli said he was elite and in the same class as us?"

Eli whispers over their shoulders: "Two-time SB-winning MVP baby!!"

extrapolating anything beyond that probably says something about you more than tom brady

because fuck you if you don't like it, they got their's Tom Brady could dress in drag and fuck you if you don't like it, he's got his

way to put those gay rumors to rest

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In comment 11655116 arcarsenal said:

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...a guy who could rack up more pussy in one day than they could in an entire lifetime. But it is the internet and this is what we do on the internet, so..

being able to attract women and dressing like an uncomfortable sad clown are completely seperate issues. i could not care less about his ability to attract women - if he was such a boss, he would tell giselle, no, i'm not going to dress like ed grimley on LSD today.

he's a hall of fame quarterback, he's married a supermodel (though of all the supermodels out there, i would not put here in the elite stratosphere), he's rich and won the genetic lottery. i'm sure he is a good guy, does work for charities, etc i have the utmost respect for him as a football player and i'm sure his life is great.

but all that aside, as others have mentioned, whether you are a billionaire with a harem of models or a minimum wage earner with a roseanne barr lookalike as your wife, the laws of fashion apply equally to all humans.....and tom broke a number of rules in that outfit.

If nailing hot women is the yardstick, Jeter manages to do fairly well in that department without dressing like a circus clown.

Les, your past two posts made me laugh, well said.

The pants are bit silly but it happens. The haircut's just awful. It really is.

I hate this time limit.

your fashion sensibilities would probably cause you to faint

In comment 11655784 chris r said:

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In comment 11655116 arcarsenal said: Quote: ...a guy who could rack up more pussy in one day than they could in an entire lifetime. But it is the internet and this is what we do on the internet, so.. You can only critique people who get less tail then you do? I'm pretty sure Guy Fieri gets more tail them most - we musn't say anything bad about him?

LOL.. you are hilarious. Are you like this in real life? Like do you find a way to question everything and take the opposite stance no matter what it is? I am genuinely curious.

And no, I said nothing about rules radar. Nowhere in my post does it say "thou shall not critique".. I simply pointed out that I found it mildly amusing. That ok? Or do we need to analyze and question further?

And for fucks sake, the dude wore a dumb outfit. It's not like Tom Brady dresses this way daily. Some of you guys need to get over it. Of course he looks silly. We all have worn dumb things at some point in our lives either intentionally or unintentionally.

It's funny. It's okay to poke fun at an opposing team's QB.

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your fashion sensibilities would probably cause you to faint

Yeah, I'm taking my notes on fucking punk rock from you. Absolutely.

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Nothing wrong with poking fun, he looks silly. How do we know Giselle even made him do it, though? Maybe he just doesn't give a shit and thinks it's funny because of the panties that will get ruffled.

I don't even look at Giselle and think "damn, Tom better hold onto that.. he'll never do better!" .. she's a model, she's hot.. but in the world of a dude like Brady, there are a lot of those.

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your fashion sensibilities would probably cause you to faint

context is everything. if brady was a punk and was in a punk club, then maybe he could pull off the look. but he's not a punk - he's as wholesome as applie pie - and he's not in a punk club there - he's in a "normal bar".

by their covers? or is selective?

if he keeps the blazer and shades on.

and followed his career for 13 years; i've read numerous stories about him, both professionally and personally; while i don't profess to have any inside information about him, i certainly have gone well beyond the cover.

the giselle marriage is like ben affleck's J-Lo phase; as soon as he and giselle split, he's not going to dress like a cross between ronald mcdonald, ed grimley and johnny rotten.

With them, it looks like a nice ensemble. Without, he looks like a moron.

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And marriage counselors/experts.

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In comment 11656448 Ten Ton Hammer said: Quote: . And marriage counselors/experts.

Oh lets not stop there, coaching, player evaluations, crimalistics, forensics, police procedures, political science, world events, history, military structure, current events, etc...

Or we can just say the board critiques everything, most of which only a handfull in a thread have any real knowledge on, so lets not selectively draw the line. I think Tom Brady the opposing QB of another team should be fair game.

you're stupidity knows no bounds. You really are a sick little puppy that has been abused all your life and you lash out because in the real world your are impotent. I get it. When did I profess to be a maven on the punk scene?

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this thread is great.

In comment 11656527 JOrthman said:

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Oh lets not stop there, coaching, player evaluations, crimalistics, forensics, police procedures, political science, world events, history, military structure, current events, etc... Or we can just say the board critiques everything, most of which only a handfull in a thread have any real knowledge on, so lets not selectively draw the line. I think Tom Brady the opposing QB of another team should be fair game.

No one is drawing a line, least of all me. I've always laughed at all the BBI'ish criticism for anything deemed unacceptable...chained restaurants, luxury cars, tattoos, etc.

But go on with your bad self and get your panties in a bunch for people making fun of people making fun of random as things.

This thread just reached "thread to keep my eye on today" status.

he can respond anyway he chooses to, it's more ranting from a little man stuck in a big man's world. see ya

In comment 11656553 RC02XX said:

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In comment 11656527 JOrthman said: Quote: Oh lets not stop there, coaching, player evaluations, crimalistics, forensics, police procedures, political science, world events, history, military structure, current events, etc... Or we can just say the board critiques everything, most of which only a handfull in a thread have any real knowledge on, so lets not selectively draw the line. I think Tom Brady the opposing QB of another team should be fair game. No one is drawing a line, least of all me. I've always laughed at all the BBI'ish criticism for anything deemed unacceptable...chained restaurants, luxury cars, tattoos, etc. But go on with your bad self and get your panties in a bunch for people making fun of people making fun of random as things.

I went commando today, no panties...

I was more making a comment on the people making fun of the people, who were making fun of the people who orignally made fun of the people...

I certainly could use tonight's lottery numbers...

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I went commando today, no panties... I was more making a comment on the people making fun of the people, who were making fun of the people who orignally made fun of the people...

Ok...that's too much fun people are having. That needs to stop now.

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I certainly could use tonight's lottery numbers...

the average american divorce rate is what, 40%? what is it for celebrity power couples?

You can predict individuals' fashion choices years in advance. That's the more impressive part.

Hayte because he has style.

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You can predict individuals' fashion choices years in advance. That's the more impressive part.

I'm assuming his future partner will either not be in the fashion business or will not try to make him dress like Bruno. I don't think that's such a wild prediction.

are both idiotic and annoying.

The entire ensemble makes for a very fashionable outfit-- it's just that the first picture, without the jacket and sunglasses, and the angle of the picture with regard to how his haircut is seen) make it look a little off. I've seen some of the BBI trophy presentation photos. When it comes to fashion, it appears that many BBiers should withdraw from the conversation.

Blapre: it is laughable that your passion burns so strongly about Brady's response in the SB presser. You have no problem that one of our players said they would hold the highest scoring offense in history to 17 points-- that's not arrogant. But Brady responding to it is beyond the pale? Lighten up, Francis.

doing the elaine benes dance at carnival in brazil