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NFT: Portable Bidet ad?

RIZZBIZZ : 11/2/2022 10:20 am
Im sorry to interrupt our football talk.
But is anyone else seeing a portable bidet ad in the threads?
Notably i the "mumbo jumbo" thread. (appropriate btw)
Is it real?
What is she planning on doing with that thing?
And she looks VERY happy.
??
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Ben in Tampa : 11/2/2022 10:49 am : link
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Wash your ass  
Jints in Carolina : 11/2/2022 10:51 am : link
i'll just say it  
djm : 11/2/2022 10:58 am : link
Bidets are amazing. life changer.
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Banks : 11/2/2022 11:26 am : link
I don't get shitty ads
RE: i'll just say it  
NoPeanutz : 11/2/2022 11:34 am : link
In comment 15895144 djm said:
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Bidets are amazing. life changer.

100%. If you're commenting on that ad, you probably don't have one and you're disgusting.
Buy one immediately and install it as soon as possible.
My favorite ad that I saw on here recently  
GiantSteps : 11/2/2022 11:46 am : link
was an illustration of someone pouring Listerine on their foot.

PERSONALIZED FOR ME
At least get a butt gun you savages.  
Optimus-NY : 11/2/2022 12:31 pm : link
RE: RE: i'll just say it  
Festina Lente : 11/2/2022 12:48 pm : link
In comment 15895197 NoPeanutz said:
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In comment 15895144 djm said:


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Bidets are amazing. life changer.


100%. If you're commenting on that ad, you probably don't have one and you're disgusting.
Buy one immediately and install it as soon as possible.


Hear, hear!
Bidets are for the more civilized amongst us :)
Pretty sure this was the best line in Braveheart  
GiantSteps : 11/2/2022 2:50 pm : link
“Every man bidets, but not every man truly lives.”
Re: i'll just say it....  
Gforce11 : 11/2/2022 3:05 pm : link
djm : 10:58 am : link : reply
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Bidets are amazing. life changer.


Indeed! The greatest invention since...Boobs!


Your butt will thank you. - ( New Window )
RE: At least get a butt gun you savages.  
widmerseyebrow : 11/2/2022 3:15 pm : link
In comment 15895287 Optimus-NY said:
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Dude, I saw the bum gun for the first time in public restrooms in SE Asia and thought it was disgusting. I'm not sure why they think having diluted shit water all over the floor and toilet is hygienic. And unless you're hanging your shoes, socks, and pants over the door, you can't tell me the shit spatter doesn't get on them either:

RE: RE: At least get a butt gun you savages.  
Optimus-NY : 11/2/2022 4:13 pm : link
In comment 15895464 widmerseyebrow said:
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In comment 15895287 Optimus-NY said:


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Dude, I saw the bum gun for the first time in public restrooms in SE Asia and thought it was disgusting. I'm not sure why they think having diluted shit water all over the floor and toilet is hygienic. And unless you're hanging your shoes, socks, and pants over the door, you can't tell me the shit spatter doesn't get on them either:



Lol. What are you talking about? You're describing people who are slobs. Mighty odd that you jump to the worst case scenario. They're commonly used in peoples' homes in CLEAN bathrooms, not pit stops. The tool is used ALL over the world, and not everyone uses it like you describe. When you're done, you hang it up where it was on the metal holder on the wall.


They're all over the east (the Mediterranean, the Middle East, S.E. Asia, Central Asia, East Asia, South Asia, etc.), and no civilized person throws it on the floor. You hang it on the side. They're extremely common in the east in place of a bidet (it's one or the other). It's MILES better than having no water at all like 'Muricans do.
RE: RE: RE: At least get a butt gun you savages.  
widmerseyebrow : 11/2/2022 6:19 pm : link
In comment 15895518 Optimus-NY said:
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Lol. What are you talking about? You're describing people who are slobs. Mighty odd that you jump to the worst case scenario.


It was only about half the public restrooms I used where the ground and seat were dripping wet, but sure. I guess I'm odd.
RE: RE: RE: RE: At least get a butt gun you savages.  
Optimus-NY : 11/2/2022 9:29 pm : link
In comment 15895629 widmerseyebrow said:
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In comment 15895518 Optimus-NY said:


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Lol. What are you talking about? You're describing people who are slobs. Mighty odd that you jump to the worst case scenario.



It was only about half the public restrooms I used where the ground and seat were dripping wet, but sure. I guess I'm odd.


You are odd. That's not the norm throughout the world.
Never heard of nor seen a butt gun before  
NoPeanutz : 11/4/2022 9:22 am : link
but it looks like a damn good idea.
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