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MNF (Part 2) *** Broncos @ Raiders ***

Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:14 pm
Come on McFadden!
Gibril  
Vin.R : 9/8/2008 10:15 pm : link
=(
Will be interesting to see  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:16 pm : link
how much (if at all) Cutler has improved.

I feel like Oakland will play well to night...
took GB -2 for $100  
Eli owns all : 9/8/2008 10:19 pm : link
got Raiders +3 for $100

DMAC!
...  
Boyle : 9/8/2008 10:20 pm : link
im really excited to see mcfadden and I'm curious to see the development of the QB Russel. I didn't get a chance to see him at all last year.
I cant watch this..  
Vin.R : 9/8/2008 10:20 pm : link
I dont wanna see Wilson playing for another team
Anyone?  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:20 pm : link
Quote:
So, why did the clock stop after the first down?
Dubs : 10:18 pm
Did they switch to college rules under two minutes?
Woohooo!!  
shepherdsam : 9/8/2008 10:21 pm : link
The only thing better than football is more football.
It's going to be rough seeing Gibril in a Raiders uni  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:21 pm : link
One of my favorite Giants of this decade.
sam  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:21 pm : link
Hell yeah! Gimme more! Gagagaaahhasf
Ugh  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:21 pm : link
Ditka is a disaster.
Greenberg is announcing this one?  
jcn56 : 9/8/2008 10:21 pm : link
I'm surprised he could walk today, figured he'd have sprained himself silly after the Jets beat the Dolphins yesterday.
Dubs  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:21 pm : link
Jackson killed the clock with a spike
Interested to see the two QBs  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:23 pm : link
McFadden and the two Oakland CBs.
i hope little kitten  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 10:23 pm : link
went to sleep
Ugh  
Vin.R : 9/8/2008 10:23 pm : link
Just saw Gibril..
Joe  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:23 pm : link
Really? Wow. I completely missed it. I had no idea what was going on.
Mike Shanahan is a HOF COACH...  
Little Kitten : 9/8/2008 10:24 pm : link
Expect the Broncos to win this easily...
Vin...whats worse...  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:24 pm : link
Gibril in a Raiders uni or Batman in a Cowboys helmet?
Did Golic say  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:24 pm : link
Trickiration?
heart attack  
Vin.R : 9/8/2008 10:24 pm : link
.
I like this Denver team a lot  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:25 pm : link
especially when Marshall gets back next week

They have the potential to win that division if some things break right

Royal has had an amazing camp, made a catch there
I think Cutler solidifies himself as a top 10 QB  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:25 pm : link
this season.
Jay CULTER has all the...  
Little Kitten : 9/8/2008 10:26 pm : link
Tools in becoming a Top tier QB... He just needs a little more weapons on the offense...
Selvin Young is the starting RB?  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:26 pm : link
Really?
Very interested in seeing  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/8/2008 10:26 pm : link
McFadden.
Is there a game on after this?  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:26 pm : link
God, I hope so...
Darrell Jackson  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:26 pm : link
rockin' the pharaoh beard
Royal was a joy to watch at VaTech  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:26 pm : link
Already pretty involved tonight.

j_rud, agreed re: Cutler.
Dubs  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 10:27 pm : link
Selvin YOUNG is a very GOOD RB
THAT'S what WILSON...  
Little Kitten : 9/8/2008 10:27 pm : link
Is good at...

Tackling the opponent 10 yards up the field... Another player that cashed in by being part of a Superbowl team...

He's average...
That Raiders starting secondary  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:27 pm : link
Is unfuckingbelievable. That could be up there with the best in the league.
Little Kitten  
Vin.R : 9/8/2008 10:27 pm : link
GO FUCK YOURSELF
Eric  
GMenLTS : 9/8/2008 10:28 pm : link
If you're reading, please ban this douche
Damn that was hard to see the lineup for the Raiders  
Vin.R : 9/8/2008 10:28 pm : link
Gibril didnt look right in the lineup
Guys stop paying attention to  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:28 pm : link
Big Pussy
Already like this announcing crew better  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:28 pm : link
based soley on the absence of Kornheiser.
I actually liked Mills "lets get it on" Lane  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 10:29 pm : link
better than this douche
j_rud  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:29 pm : link
a-freaking-men

Kornheiser is AWFUL
Rob  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/8/2008 10:29 pm : link
I think it might be the same person.
Mills Lane was not a bad poster at all  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:29 pm : link
Just had an annoying tag line.
I love Greenberg and Golic  
adam XLII : 9/8/2008 10:30 pm : link
Ditka does a good job of sounding like hes coughing up a cheeseburger while stuttering something about football
I liked Mills Lane  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:30 pm : link
and while i agree little kitten is a dousche, Danny is right. If you don't respond he will go away. Every dumb comment he makes doesn't need to turn into a long argument. Only keeps him around
I am SORRY...  
Little Kitten : 9/8/2008 10:30 pm : link
But Gerbil was overrated by many Giants fan... After that hit on Quincy Morgan, he was touted as the next Brian Dawkins...

He was nothing special after his rookie season...

He was labeled a ball-hawk after his rookie season and then realized that he's can't catch a cold...

I am not surprised that the defense was successful when Spaggs realized that both of his safeties were weaklinks and masked their weaknesses with blitz and other types of pressure...

Kenny Phillips will make us forget that Gerbil was even part of the Giants Superbowl team...
douche*  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:31 pm : link
.
Wow  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:32 pm : link
Eddie Royal for 6
Eddie Royal  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:32 pm : link
Quite a 1st drive of his NFL career
Cutler  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:33 pm : link
looking good.
Gibril  
MookGiants : 9/8/2008 10:33 pm : link
burnt for the TD
Brilliant throw from Cutler  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:33 pm : link
...
Gibril  
Tom 25 : 9/8/2008 10:33 pm : link
good job buddy
Holy crap  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:33 pm : link
some of these rookie receivers are impressive. Maybe we need to get Manningham on the field lol.

Gibril...busted coverage?
TD broncos, beat gibril  
Greg from Albany : 9/8/2008 10:33 pm : link
..
I really am a fucken idiot  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:33 pm : link
Ive been all over Royal for a month, stole him in my fantasy draft. But the simple fact that he was a rookie made me hesitant to start him this week in my 18 team league. The last spot went to Amani

Of course Royal is doing his thing on the first drive of his career
Gerbil DISPLAYS his...  
Little Kitten : 9/8/2008 10:34 pm : link
Elite coverage skills...

There is a reason Reese didn't want to sign him... Reese didn't even gave him a courtesy offer...
Eddie Royal with the TD  
micky : 9/8/2008 10:34 pm : link
I liked this kid from Va. Tech coming out of the draft this year.
Cutler  
KP 21 : 9/8/2008 10:34 pm : link
looks amazing.
Royal's first drive as a pro  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:35 pm : link
2 rushes, 9 yards
2 catches, 42 yards, 1 TD
Gibril is a decent player  
djm : 9/8/2008 10:35 pm : link
he's far from bad. DB's get burnt once in a while.
Was that TD  
JoeyBigBlue : 9/8/2008 10:35 pm : link
on Gibril of D Hall? Looked like D Hall dropped him off to Wilson who let Royal get behind him.
or*  
JoeyBigBlue : 9/8/2008 10:35 pm : link
Edit
I always THOUGHT...  
Little Kitten : 9/8/2008 10:36 pm : link
Culter was the 3rd best QB in the AFC... So far I am correct...
As Im typing Broncos score  
hollywood blue : 9/8/2008 10:36 pm : link
still, Gibril (got beat I think),DJ Hall and the other guy. Have to root for them. Go Raaideersss!
Fucking Broncos..  
Greg from Albany : 9/8/2008 10:36 pm : link
better win I have them in survivor pool. Can't be givin up huge KO returns.
that  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 10:36 pm : link
WAS a nice kickoff return
Eric must be on vacation  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:36 pm : link
.
Ah ha ha ha  
G_V_P 4 MVP : 9/8/2008 10:36 pm : link
Gibril got burnt by a rookie
Nice return  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:37 pm : link
I used to watch VaTech all the time...I wasn't a fan but since Vick went there (I credit him with getting me interested in college football beyond UMich), I've kept up with the program. Royal is very fun to watch. Good player.
Ah ha ha ha  
G_V_P 4 MVP : 9/8/2008 10:37 pm : link
Gibril got burnt by a rookie
Mike Shanahan = COACH with BALLS...  
Little Kitten : 9/8/2008 10:37 pm : link
Here you have a coach who isn't scared of playing his HOF corner back in kick coverage...

I wish more coaches had balls like Mike...
I think Greenberg  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:37 pm : link
kind of stinks as a play-by-play guy.

"He has a hole!...Oh, here he comes!..."
Exit  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:38 pm : link
That as BAD there, agree.
Exit  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 10:38 pm : link
agree about Greenberg. He also sounds like a geek.
"Slim and trim Jamarcus Russell"  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:38 pm : link
What, theres 2 of them?
Justin Fargas  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:38 pm : link
Sounds like a moron.
This game STINKS...  
Little Kitten : 9/8/2008 10:39 pm : link
... Bye...
golic is pretty good  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 10:39 pm : link
though
Fargas has gotten a bit of a raw deal throughout his career, IMO  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:39 pm : link
He's a good back who has never really been given the keys to the car.
Shannahan?  
djm : 9/8/2008 10:39 pm : link
the guy hasn't won jack shit since Clinton was president. Spare me the sucking off of Elway's assistant. He's a good coach, who won two bowls and he deserves credit but shut the fuck up already.

And Cutler has one good drive and you're stupid analogy now officially holds water? Shut the fuck up already.
Russel looks awful physically...  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 10:39 pm : link
fat stomach and look at how skinny his arms are. They are almost abnormally skinny.
yes  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 10:39 pm : link
hes gone!
Who hoo!  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 10:39 pm : link
Whoooo hoooo!
Exit  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:40 pm : link
I agree, Greenberg isnt very polished, but I think he brings an 'every man" quality to it that I like. I might be biased because I do like the radio show though, I dunno.
Greenberg is a self-admitted geek  
PEEJ : 9/8/2008 10:40 pm : link
and metrosexual
Greenberg sounds like the sports geek  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:40 pm : link
high school kid who tape records himself announcing a video game on autoplay.
Exit  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:41 pm : link
Say that to my face!
Why are you going for it in the first quarter?  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:41 pm : link
Yeah, it's an inch or two, but take the points.
this  
UConn4523 : 9/8/2008 10:41 pm : link
commentary is atrocious
He got the first  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:41 pm : link
...still don't agree with the decision.
Welcome to the NFL,  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:42 pm : link
McFadden.
Dubs  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 10:43 pm : link
they wouldn't be the Raiders if they didn't go for it.

I remember a game last year where the Raiders were faced with a 1st and 45.
Two bullshit PI calls in the first game  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:43 pm : link
And a legit holding call in this one and nothing hapens.
I can't stand listening to these 3  
GiantInMaine : 9/8/2008 10:43 pm : link
damn annoying if you ask me.
Does  
LawrenceTaylor56 : 9/8/2008 10:44 pm : link
everyone always bitch about the announcing? God watch the game and take it for what it's worth. I never paid attention to the announcing and could care less.
They should stick to  
GiantInMaine : 9/8/2008 10:44 pm : link
that other football league they suck...
Haha.  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:44 pm : link
Meet me on 17 tomorrow. By the toasters.
Nice job, Raiders  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:44 pm : link
Next time, take the points.
Wow...  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 10:44 pm : link
it must really suck to be a Raiders fan.
Ha  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 10:45 pm : link
I think this game will be comical. The Raiders kind of remind me of the Saints in the apex of Aaron Brooks' sucktitude.
LT  
UConn4523 : 9/8/2008 10:45 pm : link
it sounds like bitching, but its an observation. Personally, I can care less, its just funny how bad some really are.
Wish they would surprise with everything bagels  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:45 pm : link
once in a while.
Shannahan did get to the AFC Title game in 05  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:46 pm : link
Of course he hasn't won as much over the last decade, but they've still been competitive

I really think they are poised for a big season. I honestly think the AFC is wide open and they have a ton of talent
LT  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:46 pm : link
I think you mean couldn't care less.

Just sayin'.
santa  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:46 pm : link
Are you in Santa Cruz? How do you watch the Giants? I'm trying to figure out how to do it from Cali, and since I can't get Sunday Ticket on my dorm TV, and the NFL doesn't have a MLB.TV equivalent, I'm basically down to going to a bar in Palo Alto to catch the games. That about right?
Will Mike & Mike still do the morning show?  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:46 pm : link
No, right?
I am absolutely bitching  
GiantInMaine : 9/8/2008 10:47 pm : link
this is prime time monday night football.I expect better when it comes to my television experience.
Gibril looks much thinner in balck  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:47 pm : link
Black is slimming but damn! He looks lanky as hell.
See, Jackson could take a lesson from Cutler  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:48 pm : link
Cutler looks at his first option, who is covered, then to his RB, who is open, and then throws to Royal without really turning his head toward him. No telemarking.
I wonder if announcers are terrified to do Broncos games  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:48 pm : link
because they're afraid of slipping and saying "Cuntler"?
You guys think Gibril wants to come back yet?  
PetesHereNow : 9/8/2008 10:48 pm : link
Heh.
Mike and Mike are lost  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:49 pm : link
they are acting like he stopped him short of the 1st down marker

the ball was clearly across the line
His knee was down before he made it across  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:50 pm : link
...
That was brutal  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:50 pm : link
They were praising the Raiders for like 30 seconds, when the guy marking the ball was clearly across the yellow line.

Now they are trying to cover their tracks by saying it was an awful spot on the replay
Yeah  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:50 pm : link
The longer this goes, the more amateur(sp?) they sound...
Mike and Mike and Mike.  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:50 pm : link
.
I live in SF  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 10:50 pm : link
I usually watch the games at an Irish pub in my neighborhood. There is a sports bar in Palo Alto that's decent... can't remember the name, but they charge a 20 dollar cover that in turn is reimbursed when you buy food. The food is mediocre, as most sports bars' food is.

There's a pretty good sports bar in the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Foster City that you may want to check out -- no cover charge there.
they are like yentas!  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 10:50 pm : link
I'm actually dying laughing right now
Well  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:51 pm : link
he was short

Mike and Mike 1
Joe 0

Done complaining about the announcers tonight
I thought the same thing  
Jolly Blue Giant : 9/8/2008 10:51 pm : link
then he said the ref clearly put up 4 fingers...isn't a closed fist the signal for 4th down?
They absolutely stopped him  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:51 pm : link
...
Wow  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 10:51 pm : link
this announcing team is horrible. Golic is good, Greenberg is not, and Ditka is alright. Hope they get better.
After tonights game Gibril Wilson is going to  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:52 pm : link
hop in his new, $90,000 car and drive to his new $2 million mansion. He's going to park in his 8 car garage and walk through all 45,000 square feet of new house with his head down. He'll enter the colossal master bedroom with the spectacular view of the San Francisco Bay, where he'll lie down on the king size bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, and he'll think........

"FUCK...I could still be playing for the Super Bowl Champs..."
But the point essentially was  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:52 pm : link
wether he was actually short or not, the ref still marked the spot past the marker, at least if you pay attention to the yellow line.

they didnt pay attention to where it was spotted, only where they thought it should have been spotted
JoeMP -  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:52 pm : link
You are NOT done with anything!

Ripping the announcers is a BBI hallmark!
santa  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:53 pm : link
Thanks. Is the bar in PA named "Gordon Biersch Brewery"?
I always think it's funny when fellow Giants fans complain about refs  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 10:53 pm : link
because man, you ain't seen nothing until you watch a season's worth of Raiders games.

I can't believe they got that call.
No, it's not Gordon Biersch  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 10:54 pm : link
it's some place kind of like that without being a franchise. Not really my scene, but I do go there when I visit my sister.
Dubs  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 10:54 pm : link
I think it's called "The Old Pro."
Did Lane Kiffin get excused from OTAs  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:54 pm : link
to attend his junior prom?
Greenberg and Kornheiser  
lalalalala : 9/8/2008 10:55 pm : link

would be a dream team of football announcing excellence.
santa  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 10:55 pm : link
i agree. The Raiders have gotten screwed by the refs over the years countless times. Not just the Tuck rule
santa  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:56 pm : link
Yup, that's probably it. Only a few blocks from campus. Cool. Thanks!
lalalala -  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:56 pm : link
I am an aficionado of brutal announcing.

I would really love to hear that combo...No third man...
Exit  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:57 pm : link
Emmitt Smith as the sideline reporter.
LOL!  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 10:57 pm : link
.
Exit  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 10:58 pm : link
Yeah, and on a matter of fact it was the same day as Al Davis 225 year high school reunion.
emmett smith  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 10:58 pm : link
actually provides some decent insight articulated in an eloquent way
Still can't believe the Raiders didn't take the points  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:58 pm : link
...
Ha  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 10:58 pm : link
Well, we'll see if you thank me after you go there. It's kind of a tool shed.
Rob  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 10:59 pm : link
YOU are a FUCKING moron. I AM always RIGHT. JESSE armstead is a FRAUD!
Dubs  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 10:59 pm : link
LMAO!
Emmit Smith is a reverse Rosetta Stone  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:00 pm : link
If you listen to him long enough you forget how to talk
santa  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:00 pm : link
It beats Gamecast. Last year, I had my dad tape the games I couldn't see onto VHS tapes to watch on break. That wasn't fun.
Ban  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:00 pm : link
Dubs.
I'm impressed with Ditka.  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:01 pm : link
So far, I have him at a 91% sentence-completion rate...
Dubs  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:02 pm : link
that's just Raiders football.

I swear to God, this is a true story:

I've attended exactly one Raiders game in my lifetime. It was against the Seahawks in either '98 or '99. The Raiders were ahead late and were in position to kick a makeable field goal to put themselves up by 8 or 9 I believe -- some score that would have made it very difficult for the Seahawks to win. And they went for it on 4th down! And they didn't make it! I've never heard such booing before or since.

What happens? The Hawks march down the field and score a go-ahead touchdown in the final minutes or so.

It was totally inexplicable. Madden-esque maybe, if Madden were played by monkeys randomly pressing buttons.
emmett smith  
RobNYG : 9/8/2008 11:03 pm : link
this is so funny
lonk - ( New Window )
HOLY!!!  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:03 pm : link
Who just screamed, "OHHHHH MAN!!!!"???
Who the hell was that?!?!  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:03 pm : link
Who yelled "Ohhhh MAN!!!!"

This is tragic lol.
I switched to the Daily Show for a second  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:04 pm : link
What happened?
santa, that's nuts  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:05 pm : link
You would think that a supposed boy genius like Lane Kiffin would buck the trend.
Sounded like the lead singer  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:05 pm : link
from AC/DC!

Guest in the booth?
Hold God  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:05 pm : link
these announcers are terrible. Which dumbass executive had the bright idea to let Mike and Mike anywhere near an NFL booth? My ears are seriously bleeding here. Bring back Joe Theisman for God's sake...
Wow, cool shot of the smog over the stadium  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:06 pm : link
.
What a throw by Cutler  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:07 pm : link
.
Great throw  
Jon from NJ : 9/8/2008 11:07 pm : link
awful commentating.
I like Mike and Mike  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 11:08 pm : link
but this is horrible. they are not cut out for this
Oh my God.  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:08 pm : link
Did you just hear these clowns sleep through the HUGE pass play to Sheffler???
Cutler looks good  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:08 pm : link
Really good
I can't believe I actually  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:08 pm : link
thought the Raiders would pull off an upset tonight. What the Hell is wrong with me, this is going to cost me in most of the football pools I play. Shit.
.  
shepherdsam : 9/8/2008 11:09 pm : link
Quote:
"The percentages for teams that go into score before the first half is pretty high that they wins the game."
Cutler has a powerful arm  
Rflairr : 9/8/2008 11:09 pm : link
Favre is the only QB in this league that can make that throw. WOW
I would honestly rather  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 11:09 pm : link
listen to Theisman, McGuire and Patrick

I actually miss that team. Never thought i would say that. They sucked but it was amusing. This is just bad
getting shanahann'ed  
DCPollaro : 9/8/2008 11:09 pm : link
give the ball to selvin!
Royal again...  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:10 pm : link
wow
JoeMP -  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:11 pm : link
I loved that Patrick, Theesman, Maguire team. It was football and comedy at the same time!
I think Golic is okay.  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:11 pm : link
but Greenberg is awful.
Wasn't there rumors  
Rflairr : 9/8/2008 11:11 pm : link
Reese wanted Royal? I see why
Why are ALL THREE OF THEM  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:11 pm : link
calling the play???
LMAO  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
Ditka called a touchdown before the ball was even out of his hands. Awesomeness!
I've seen a few Arena League games  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
(At the gym, nothing else on) and Mike & Mike do those and they are not bad.

I honestly think they might be nervous and/or Ditka throws off their mojo?
Ditka is the bad one  
adam XLII : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
he is the one saying stuff at the completely wrong time
Golic  
Rflairr : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
use to do College games for them. He is good. But not when paired with these two bozos.
So much money invested in the Oakland secondary  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
and they're getting shredded by a below average receiving corp.
Another nice throw by Cutler  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
idiot TE drops it.
Fuck it.  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
I am recording this shit...
ditka  
markspe34 : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
just sounds like a fan watching the game.
"theyre gonna run theres a run"  
adam XLII : 9/8/2008 11:12 pm : link
He sounds like a fan. he needs to shut the fuck up until he is called upon by greenberg
Fuck it  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:13 pm : link
I'm going long.
Exit,  
shepherdsam : 9/8/2008 11:13 pm : link
Baaahahaha.
LOL  
Jon from NJ : 9/8/2008 11:13 pm : link
(while play is going on)

Ditka:...(interrupting) Touchdown.

Greenberg: ...(interrupting) and he's got his man, no he dropped it.
That was Greenberg's idea of  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:13 pm : link
"just missing."
Ditka  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:13 pm : link
Says "Watch this" and there is no replay.

This is actually fucking amazing.
Jon in NJ -  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:14 pm : link
That was the play that sealed the deal for me and made me press the red R on my remote...
Exit,  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:14 pm : link
Greenberg's been "just missing" his entire life.

See Jets, New York.
Why 3 guys in the booth?  
adam XLII : 9/8/2008 11:14 pm : link
It sounds crowded and convoluted. I would enjoy if just Golic called the whole fucking game and the other two sat on their asses
Funny thing is (not to beat a dead horse)...  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:15 pm : link
Oakland would be driving for the tie right now if they hadn't been complete fuck ups.
Fuck!  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:17 pm : link
I just realized Cowboys/Eagles play on Monday Night Football next week, and these three clowns will be calling that game. Torture.
That is just pathetic football right there  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:17 pm : link
Horrible.
Why the heck does he take that  
Rflairr : 9/8/2008 11:17 pm : link
sack?
I think the Raiders are going to be bad  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:17 pm : link
for a very, very long time.
Dave -  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:18 pm : link
Why won't Tirico, Jaworski, and Kornheiser do it?
Say this, though...  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:18 pm : link
Russell has a rocket for an arm. That throw to Lelie was (dare I say it?) Favre-esque.
Wow  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:19 pm : link
Just...wow
Exit  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:19 pm : link
good point, so is this just a one time thing with these three clowns?
Im gonna DVR this and watch it  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:19 pm : link
after any Giants losses this season. Could be a pretty nice pickmeup.
Does anyone else here ....  
Mike in Raleigh : 9/8/2008 11:19 pm : link

think that "illegal formation" penalties are dumb ... and should be done away with?

I do!!! So the WR was a little bit further back off the LOS???!!! Is THAT ... REALLy ... an advantage???!!!

I'd say NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!

Illegal formation penalties need to be nixed!!! Plus you'd help to speed up the game by not having these dumb, inconsequential penalties!!!
Dave in Boken  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:19 pm : link
Yeah, because of the double header
Has JaMarcus Russell  
JoeyBigBlue : 9/8/2008 11:20 pm : link
had training camp yet? He looks like an amateur out there.
Marshall and Royal  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 11:20 pm : link
are going to be insane weapons for Cutler
Eddie Royal is like butter  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:21 pm : link
This game could get very, very ugly. It should be worse than 10-0, but even if it's just 17-0 by the half, it's going to be damn near insurmountable with the way Russell and co are playing.
I cannot get past the fact  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:21 pm : link
that Ditka called a touchdown before Cutler even threw it.

I was pissed earlier because I had no beer in the house. Not anymore!
illegal procedure  
jbeintherockies : 9/8/2008 11:24 pm : link
I thought there were two TEs on the los and the wr was off the los? i guess not.

anyway, ja russell looks horrible; clueless.
Royal is having a redunkulous half  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:25 pm : link
...
The Eddie Royal show  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 11:25 pm : link
and DeAngelo Hall is an idiot
Holy Crap  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:25 pm : link
Stop talking over one another!!!!!!!!
There's the DeAngelo Hall  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:25 pm : link
we know and love.
up until then..  
tikisbarber : 9/8/2008 11:26 pm : link
G. Wilson has been playing like Garbage..hes def best down by the LOS
Raiders secondary  
RELICDOA : 9/8/2008 11:27 pm : link
sucks.
LOL  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:27 pm : link
this announcing is freakin hilarious.
Are we headed for another Hall meltdown?  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:27 pm : link
.
How long before  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:27 pm : link
DeAngelo Hall takes a swing at Lane Kiffin?
Royal  
Moose : 9/8/2008 11:28 pm : link
is the goods. He's abusing 2 top corners.
Hall for a 1st correct?  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:28 pm : link
Good choice Reese.
Same old Raiders  
hollywood blue : 9/8/2008 11:28 pm : link
ans D.Hall fits right in there.
thank you Reese  
RELICDOA : 9/8/2008 11:28 pm : link
for not getting Hall
Hall is a POS  
JoeyBigBlue : 9/8/2008 11:28 pm : link
I can't believe we offered a 1st for this guy. Very overated.
I'm pretty sure  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:28 pm : link
Ditka is drunk.
5 seconds  
adam XLII : 9/8/2008 11:29 pm : link
...
You hear that  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:29 pm : link
ya buncha fair weather Giants fans, Mike Ditka thinks you need to wear makeup to show your loyalty...
hope you enjoy your new team  
BlueHurricane : 9/8/2008 11:30 pm : link
Girbil. You may never win another game. LMAO
Someone needs to tell Mike and Mike and Mike that  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:30 pm : link
"Uh oh!...Uh oh!....Uh oh!..." is not an effective way to announce a punt return.
And why  
JoeyBigBlue : 9/8/2008 11:30 pm : link
is Hall playing LCB over Asomugha? Asomugha is a much better player.
Ditka vs Hurricane  
RELICDOA : 9/8/2008 11:30 pm : link
who wins
I'm an idiot  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:31 pm : link
Quote:
That Raiders starting secondary
Dubs : 10:27 pm
Is unfuckingbelievable. That could be up there with the best in the league.


Clearly, I haven't watched nearly enough Raiders football.
Yeah,  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:31 pm : link
Gibril must be hating life right now. The Raiders are just embarrassingly bad.

I hope they get into another 1st-and-45 situation like I saw last year. It's just so rad to see the looks on their faces when such things happen -- you can't say that it even seems to surprise them.
MeAngelo Hall  
G_V_P 4 MVP : 9/8/2008 11:32 pm : link
Thank god we didnt get him, and atl looking good with out him too
How many misses Ditka?  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:32 pm : link
He was just arbitrarily counting, I dont even think he was watching the play.
run, run  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:32 pm : link
RUN!!!

These announcers should stop acting like the players can hear them.
I agree with whoever said Ditka sounds drunk  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:32 pm : link
He should get together with Chris Matthews. That'd be great TV.
The last 5 seasons  
JoeMP2003 : 9/8/2008 11:33 pm : link
theyve won fewer games over a 5 year span than any team has in a 5 year span since the 16 game schedule
Russell's arm is wasted on him  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:33 pm : link
...
on another note  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:33 pm : link
it seems like the new season of Terminator is off to an awesome start.
Dubs you're not an idiot  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:33 pm : link
I still can't believe I picked the friggin' Raiders in an upset tonight though. If I had money on the line and not just bragging rights in a football pool, I'd be slapping the shit out of myself right about now.
If you shut this game off,  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:33 pm : link
you're a FOOL!
GVP  
jbeintherockies : 9/8/2008 11:33 pm : link
yeah, that houston guy (cb) atl has is playing very well
hahahaha  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:34 pm : link
the reverse.
This is comical  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:34 pm : link
...
people actually paid money to watch this garbage  
bxgiants4 : 9/8/2008 11:34 pm : link
hahahahaha
what a train wreck  
WeatherMan : 9/8/2008 11:34 pm : link
Raiders... awful.
LMAO  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:34 pm : link
He actually ran backwards out of bounds! Holy shit you can't make this stuff up!
Lane Kiffin is like  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:35 pm : link
"I had it made at USC. What the hell am I doing here?"
Normal plays they yell over each other,  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:35 pm : link
crazy double reverses turned into fumbling circus acts are nearly ignored. This is beyond train wreck.
it was better though  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:35 pm : link
when Art Shell was coach. His stoic body language and facial expressions were the reasons why God created laughter.
I think Cutler's the next great  
bxgiants4 : 9/8/2008 11:35 pm : link
quarterback. He looks solid
We need to get Ditka, Siragusa and Maguire together in a booth.  
shepherdsam : 9/8/2008 11:35 pm : link

Add booze, 3rd quarter brawl, every time.
JFC  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:35 pm : link
If I was Lane Kiffin I would be begging Al Davis to fire me.
I think I figured it out  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:36 pm : link
I think Kiffin is actually trying to kill Davis with poor play.
russell  
sshin05 : 9/8/2008 11:36 pm : link
has an arm. Its too bad his receivers can't catch. He needs to be a on a better team than this.
Why am I shocked to see they're wearing suits?  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:36 pm : link
.
shep  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:36 pm : link
And an hour in, 1 bratwurst...just to see what they do with it.
Russell has one of the strongest arms I've ever seen  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:37 pm : link
But otherwise, he isn't a good QB yet.
shep  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:37 pm : link
Slip Joe Buck in there so they have a whipping boy, and I would watch those guys call a curling match,
Running backwards out of bounds  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:37 pm : link
is something the Raiders work on in practice.
Can  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:37 pm : link
Bud stop making commericals implying their beer is high quality?

People drink it cause its readily available and cheap, not cause its delicious.
bx, reserve your judgement of Cutler  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:38 pm : link
He is playing against the 22 Stooges.
santacruztom -  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:38 pm : link
Did you ever once see Art Shell talk into his headset?

I know I didn't. Ever.
MeAngelo Hall  
G_V_P 4 MVP : 9/8/2008 11:38 pm : link
Thank god we didnt get him, and atl looking good with out him too
Lane Kiffin  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:39 pm : link
"I could be coaching Matt Sanchez and Joe McKnight with the best defense in CFB backing me up..."
The thing with Cutler  
JoeyBigBlue : 9/8/2008 11:39 pm : link
is that he'll look great making a Pass. Then he'll turn around and throw a crucial interception into double coverage. He has great potential but he needs to learn how to read coverage.
At least Lechler is an All-Pro punter  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:39 pm : link
That's gotta mean something, right?
Exit  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:40 pm : link
I don't even know if I technically ever saw Art Shell. Coulda been a cardboard caricature.
Dubs  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:40 pm : link
Not to mention banging college cheerleaders like nobodies business.
Ditka on the Raiders  
bxgiants4 : 9/8/2008 11:41 pm : link
"You dont see any execution by anyone...every once in a while they run the ball succesfully"
Raiders  
clint : 9/8/2008 11:41 pm : link
Well, even though it's week 1, think it's official that there are some very, very bad teams out there - e.g., Rams, 49ers, Raiders, Chiefs, Redskins to some extent, Lions to some extent, etc. Definitely, we need to win this week - just take advantage of the schedule and move on.
j_rud  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:41 pm : link
Nah. Song Girls would probably think he's visiting from high school.
Dubs  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:41 pm : link
Yeah, it just means their D gets tired from consistently giving up 97 yard scoring drives.
Joey  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:41 pm : link
If Cutler throws a pick to a Raider tonight, the end result of the play will probably just be a safety for the Broncs.
I like Greenberg calling out Golic  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:41 pm : link
WTF are they doing??
j_rud -  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:41 pm : link
That bomb from Cutler to Sheffler was the best!

Golic and Greenberg sounded crestfallen as Sheffler raced down the field. Ditka sounded like he was sleeping.

It was like a guy was down and injured and not moving.
I gotta say  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:42 pm : link
I didn't expect a game thread to be one of the funniest threads I've read on BBI.
"Turning him around like a yo-yo"  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:42 pm : link
Is that the correct term?
I almost don't want it to be halftime  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:43 pm : link
so I can continue listening to this trainwreck.
Ditka  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:43 pm : link
Is like a Grandmother that can't shut their mouth while the other adults are talking. Echoing everyone else's comments and nodding head, or just talking over them.

And generally making no sense.
the rad thing about this game  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:43 pm : link
is that given Shanahan's sheer hatred of Al Davis, you really can't discount the possibility that he's calling repeated passes to Royal deliberately in an attempt to get severely into Deangelo Hall's head in an effort to make him go postal and gun down his teammates. I mean seriously, that very thought might have crosses Shanahan's mind.
it would be hysterical if Golic and Ditka  
bxgiants4 : 9/8/2008 11:44 pm : link
gave Greenberg a wedgy. He sounds like a whiny bitch
Ditka  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:45 pm : link
just said he doesn't think Broncos will punt. I seriously think he is drunk, not even trying to be funny.
I feel bad for Nnamdi  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:45 pm : link
Seems like a legitimately good guy, and he's a hell of a player. Franchised by the Raiders? Rough.
Listening to these 3 goobers trying to say Asomugha  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:45 pm : link
at the same time makes it sound like theirs a dozen immigrants in the booth
Raiders down 17  
bxgiants4 : 9/8/2008 11:46 pm : link
Russell's thrown 7 passes. What the fuck
Golic  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:46 pm : link
"Leave me alone! Trying to embarrass me again!"
That was almost pick 6  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:46 pm : link
...
Ahahahahaha  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:46 pm : link
This is ridiculous
Golic  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:47 pm : link
"Oh, let's just end the half"

LMAO
Kiffen should resign at halftime  
bxgiants4 : 9/8/2008 11:47 pm : link
what a joke
Lane Kiffin  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:47 pm : link
running out of the stadium.
Danny  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:47 pm : link
It was like he wanted to go get a hotdog. This is fucking great.
They need to get Bryant Gumbel  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:47 pm : link
in there as a studio guest in the 2nd half.
This is almost as good as the Monday night season opener 2 years ago  
BHold : 9/8/2008 11:47 pm : link
when Oakland got embarrassed by SD. This is absolutely hilarious.
Positive sign for the Raiders going into the half  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:47 pm : link
only 16 and half more of these...
Berman and Tommy  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:47 pm : link
Picking up where the crew left off!
DId you guys just hear  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:48 pm : link
Tom Jackson just outright GIGGLE at the Raiders?
duh  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:48 pm : link
should read 15 and a half.
Kiffin is still running  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:48 pm : link
.........
santa  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:48 pm : link
I ran into the other room, was that why he was laughing? That is GREAT.
Kiffin's running  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/8/2008 11:48 pm : link
for his lfe.
Kiffin is running all the way back to Watts  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:49 pm : link
...
No he's running to the parking lot  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:50 pm : link
Monte has the car warmed up.
Are you sure Tom Jackson wasn't laughing about  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:50 pm : link
Mike and Mike and Mike?

I thought he said something like, "Good job" right before he started giggling.
Wonder if Ditka will be better  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:50 pm : link
after his halftime nap.
MeAngelo Hall is gonna get abused this season  
JoeyBigBlue : 9/8/2008 11:51 pm : link
Teams are gonna consistently throw at him insted of Asomugha.
This reminds me of that first American Gladiators thread  
j_rud : 9/8/2008 11:51 pm : link
.
No he was laughing at the Raiders  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:52 pm : link
he hates them, as a former Bronco. He's delighted by their misery as much as he's amused by their comical woes.
Kiffin is still running  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:52 pm : link
................
­  
Dannyc58 : 9/8/2008 11:54 pm : link
Nice classy clip of Ditka!
Mike & Mike & Mike & .... - ( New Window )
Danny  
Staten Island Will : 9/8/2008 11:57 pm : link
that's weird, he usually has Greenberg do it for him.
It's odd  
santacruzom : 9/8/2008 11:58 pm : link
in that I'm looking more forward to the end of this halftime than your average Giants game halftime.
Danny -  
Exit 172 : 9/8/2008 11:58 pm : link
LOL!

How about
this one? - ( New Window )
...  
Dubs : 9/8/2008 11:59 pm : link
Hey Gibril Wilson  
G_V_P 4 MVP : 9/9/2008 12:02 am : link
welcome to losingville. Ah hahahahaha
May be you can affort to buy a big screen tv to watch us in the playoffs.
Asking Suzy Kolber  
MookGiants : 9/9/2008 12:03 am : link
if she has any answers for him, LOL!
Is this the first time they've gone to Suzy?  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:03 am : link
Was she stuck in traffic or something?
Is coach openly rooting for McFadden?  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:03 am : link
I think so!
GVP  
MookGiants : 9/9/2008 12:03 am : link
really stupid fucking comment. You couldn't name me one person in America that would have turned down that kind of dough especially considering no other offers were close
McFadden  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/9/2008 12:04 am : link
needs to touch the ball more this half.
Never thought I'd say this, but...  
Scooter : 9/9/2008 12:05 am : link
Ditka made some sense - Raiders look poorly-prepared and poorly-coached, and there's no sign that things will get better

Curry absolutely sucks - that was a killer drop

What's weird - the Raiders look like they could run the ball down Denver's throat and just out-physical the Broncos' front 7. Al Davis continues to be a detriment to this team, and makes some awful coaching hires.

Meanwhile, Eddie Royal looks great and so does Cutler. Cutler's on my fantasy team (along with Favre and Aaron Rodgers) - and I just picked Royal up on waivers.
I just have to ask...  
Staten Island Will : 9/9/2008 12:06 am : link
The Raiders or The Knicks?

You know the question.
At least the Raiders have a potential star in McFadden  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:07 am : link
The Knicks have Zach Randolph.
Scooter  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 12:07 am : link
Weak that you can do free agent pickups right now. Just my opinion.
I know the question  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:07 am : link
Which has a better chance of being absorbed into the regional college conference?
USC would kick Oakland's ass  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:08 am : link
...
I thought the question was  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:08 am : link
which team would beat the other when playing their own sport? And I think the answer is: neither.
Dubs  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:09 am : link
And Maualuga would give Kiffin a wet willy.
Nate Robertson = Bob Sanders  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:09 am : link
Zach Randolph = William Joseph
Im not saying this in spite or sarcasm,  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:10 am : link
but I really hope Gibril could find solace in his money. Because he's going to be fucking miserable on the football field this year.
I predict  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:10 am : link
2 Raiders penalties on this Broncos drive.
Danny - I'm first in the waiver wire  
Scooter : 9/9/2008 12:10 am : link
I can't get Royal til Friday when waiver claims clear

But I know I'll pick him up

This game from Eddie Royal  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:11 am : link
is insane.
That is just a perfect play  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:11 am : link
Royal is unbelievable
God  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:11 am : link
this is simply sadistic.
looks like  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/9/2008 12:12 am : link
the Broncos have a nice little QB/WR combo. Wow.
MAN  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:12 am : link
I wish that worked!

I'm telling you, Shanahan is trying to instigate a mutiny.
Oakland secondary features  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:12 am : link
3 1st round picks and a high priced free agent, and they're getting schooled by a rookie.

Also, Eddie Royal is my hero.
Royal knows when to throw it away  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:12 am : link
Which is more than you can say for Russell.

Have you ever seen a coach open up his playbook for a rookie before? He's caught, ran, thrown and returned.
When Brandon Marshall comes back next week  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:12 am : link
it is OVER.
Too easy  
glowrider : 9/9/2008 12:13 am : link
,
This is painful  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:13 am : link
Ouch, Michael Huff.
rad rad rad rad  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:13 am : link
Even Darrell Jackson can get some action against the Raiders.

I wish the Broncos would sign Tim Carter tonight and throw a TD pass to him.
Lane  
Staten Island Will : 9/9/2008 12:13 am : link
Run for it man, just drop the headset and clipboard and run.
MookGiants  
G_V_P 4 MVP : 9/9/2008 12:15 am : link
so the raiders aint loserville? Correct me god wannabe
see, I'm first on my waiver wire too  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:15 am : link
and I'm really tempted to pick up Royal but... I think this is just an aberration. This is the Raiders here. Shanahan DOES like to humiliate them. Royal may never get this much action until they play one another again.

No, I gotta pick up Aaron Rodgers instead to play over Kurt Warner.
Even though it's the Raiders  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:16 am : link
I've never seen a coach be so liberal with his usage of a rookie in his debut.
I was commenting  
MookGiants : 9/9/2008 12:16 am : link
on you implying Gibril shouldn't have gone there
What's the record for most catches/receiving yards in an NFL debut?  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:17 am : link
Royal is at 8/128 in the 3rd...
No one said he shouldnt have gone  
G_V_P 4 MVP : 9/9/2008 12:18 am : link
Where did you see that. Im stating the facts. Welcome him to getting use to losing
Scooter  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 12:18 am : link
Gotcha, that's fair...you can put the waivers in now for Friday. My bad.
But seriously, it could just be a deliberate message:  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:18 am : link
"You just signed a bunch of defensive players to ludicrous contracts? Allow me to castrate them with my rookie receiver in your sold-out stadium."
Poor Rex Ryan  
Staten Island Will : 9/9/2008 12:18 am : link
He was so close to escaping that clusterfuck, then Skeletor shackled him and didn't let him go to the Jets. I feel sorry for him because he's actually a pretty good coach who routinely gets overruled by a total incompetent.
Dubs -  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:19 am : link
What did Boldin debut with?
Yup,  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:19 am : link
that'll end your season.
not  
Pierced05 : 9/9/2008 12:20 am : link
a good night for the raiders
That Michael Huff  
JoeyBigBlue : 9/9/2008 12:20 am : link
first round pick isn't working out too well for the Raiders. It's a shame. I thought the guy was a stud at Texas.
10 for 217  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:20 am : link
Royal won't get to 217, I don't think, but he could definitely pass 10. Don't know if that's the record, though.
Mook  
BHold : 9/9/2008 12:21 am : link
come on, 6M a year vs 3M a year is basically no difference unless you want to buy a bunch of worthless crap to try and impress others. The signing bonus alone from what the Giants likely offered is more than enough to never work again after retirement from the NFL. I for one would value winning while I played for the next 5 years much higher than some extra money to spend on cars and jewelry.
Dubs  
MookGiants : 9/9/2008 12:21 am : link
Nate Robinson= Bob Sanders? Their only similarities are they are both small players. Nate Robinson is at best a role player.
he shouldn't have gone there  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:21 am : link

But, the checks are hard to pass up, he'll get one this week.

You're basically sending yourself to football purgatory by going to the Raiders.

BHold  
MookGiants : 9/9/2008 12:22 am : link
I hope you're not serious, and if you are, you're pretty fucking stupid
Mook  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:22 am : link
I was going for the (very) quick comparison. Two short guys with unbelievable motors worked enough for me. Obviously, Sanders > Robertson.
Hey...  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:22 am : link
Is that a penalty on the Raiders?
Santacruz - Green Bay has Detroit next week  
Scooter : 9/9/2008 12:22 am : link
The only thing with Rodgers - Grant will probably run all over the Lions

Danny - yeah I should have told you that.

I picked last, and there was a run on QBs... so I got Cutler, Rodgers and Favre. Favre had the fewest points of the 3!

I know Royal won't do this again (until they play the Raiders in Denver) - but I'd be dropping Curry to pick him up - and I can't see Curry putting up squat in this offense
Thank god the Raiders jumped  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:23 am : link
or Russell was going to get decapitated.
How many seconds remain  
G_V_P 4 MVP : 9/9/2008 12:23 am : link
from Al Davis firing Lane Kiffin live on the field? lol
c'mon, think of how much fun we're having  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:23 am : link
watching this unfold... Wilson gets a bird's eye view of it every Sunday! How could he turn that down?
BHold  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/9/2008 12:23 am : link
So you would pass up on a contract that paid you twice as much?

Gibril would've been a complete idiot to pass up on that offer. He was ridiculously overpaid, the Giants didn't even bother making a counter offer.
He absolutely should have gone there  
MookGiants : 9/9/2008 12:24 am : link
turning down about 10 million more then anyone would have offered would have been the dumbest thing ever.

I'm fucking sick of people sitting behind a computer telling other people what to do with their money. If you were in his position, you'd have taken the money too. And you absolutely should.

It's easy for us to say winning should matter more, but guess what, it shouldn't. When it's three million dollars a year, you owe it to yourself and your family to take the most money.
Okk...  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:24 am : link
Boldin's 217 yards are a record for a receiver in an NFL debut.

But 10 catches is not.

Story developing...
And what the hell was that?  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:24 am : link
Is Ditka making 3 Stooges sounds?
Who let the guy from police academy  
Staten Island Will : 9/9/2008 12:24 am : link
into the booth?
­  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 12:24 am : link
Eddie Royal's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
BHold -  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:25 am : link
Why would Gibril have to spend the extra money on "jewelry and other shit"? Can't he invest his extra money wisely, so that when he retires from his job in this thirties, he'll have a safety net while he tries to find a regular job in the real world?
Chuck Norris tells Eddie Royal jokes  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:26 am : link
.
Exit  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 12:26 am : link
Come on, if Gibril was white he would have said the same thing, be fair [/sarcasm]
I would think  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:27 am : link
that the Raiders should have been determined to give the ball to McFadden 17-20 times.
Exit  
MookGiants : 9/9/2008 12:27 am : link
and it's not just about him. It's about having financial stability for his kids, too. He owes it to his family to take that kind of money. I could see turning down say a million dollars to go to somewhere you can win. But anything over that, no way. Absolutely take the money
Cutler scrambles for 9 yards,  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:27 am : link
and Golic just keeps saying, "Oh boy...Oh boy...Oh boy..." while he's running?
how bad is Royal  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:28 am : link

making the VA Tech offense look.
Listening to this is like  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:28 am : link
watching football with your 3 drunk uncles.
Then a running back carries it for another first down,  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:28 am : link
and Golic again provides the "Oh boy...Oh boy..." analysis.
Thats Ditka  
adam XLII : 9/9/2008 12:28 am : link
Drunktka
the Raider fans are irate  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 12:29 am : link
wow.
Raider fan forum - ( New Window )
I like the towel on the lap  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:29 am : link

last time I was in Harrahs some lady rolled an old guy into the elevator wearing a towel on his lap. he reeked of piss.

So  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:30 am : link
Anyone know the record for catches in a debut? It's more than ten...
I remember Bolding ocming out with a hugeeee  
adam XLII : 9/9/2008 12:31 am : link
debut... I think 13 catches or maybe 11
What do you think is the earliest Kiffin might be fired.  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:31 am : link
I understand that this it even asking is premature, but this is Al Davis we're talking about here.
Boldin caught 10 balls  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:31 am : link
Not the record, though his 217 yards are.
Dubs -  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:31 am : link
In your football-watching lifetime?
j_rud  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:32 am : link
Tomorrow morning. I'm not kidding.
***I understand that even asking is premature  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:32 am : link
derp
Exit  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:33 am : link
All time. I want to see if Royal has a shot. He's at eight. I seriously doubt he gets an extra 89 yards tonight receiving.
what would BBI  
MookGiants : 9/9/2008 12:33 am : link
be like if we turned into the Raiders? My God I think I'd just go out back and blow my brains out
when Ditka calls you out on your draft...  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:33 am : link

you suck.
Dtika  
Staten Island Will : 9/9/2008 12:33 am : link
say chicken shit! C'mon, you know you wanna.
But did you see this guy play  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:33 am : link
as a rookie?
Ditka just pulled out the old  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:33 am : link
chicken salad/chicken shit line. This is craptacular.
Did Williams just try to pull a LT?  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:36 am : link
?
The fans are cheering.  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:36 am : link
Why are they even still there?

If they leave now, they could get home in time to hear this crappy announcing!
Dubs could be right  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:37 am : link
Kiffin seriously might be fired tomorrow morning.
Ditka waxing poetic  
JoeMP2003 : 9/9/2008 12:37 am : link
about that great 2 yard run, in a 27-0 game late in the 3rd quarter
Did Golic say  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:38 am : link
"diamonds in the rust"?
What do you think Billy Beane says to Al Davis in the halls?  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:38 am : link
?
Raiders fans become quite the jubilant bunch  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:38 am : link
when they see traces of competence from their football team.
Ditka is the saving grace of this group  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:38 am : link

so terrible, he's great.

they are true fans  
tikisbarber : 9/9/2008 12:40 am : link
i mean that place is still got a decent amount of people in there...
What game comes on after this one?  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:41 am : link
And, more importantly, who are the announcers?
Ditka keeps cutting Greenberg off  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:41 am : link
This is so good lol
tiki  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:41 am : link
that only means they haven't run out of batteries to throw at people.
Please go for it  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:42 am : link
Please go for it
Please go for it
Rickey's  
Paulie Walnuts : 9/9/2008 12:42 am : link
is too crowded, so they might as well stay in the Stadium
great call there  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:42 am : link

cut your losses and kick the FG
Great catch by Lelie  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:43 am : link
...
hahahaha  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:43 am : link
"Something for them to build on"
awwwwwwww  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:43 am : link
I wanted to hear/see what the crowd would do if that were offensive PI.
Those fans were waving a D and a fence  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:44 am : link
after they scored a TD?
pity call  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:44 am : link

that should have come back.
3 more TDs and they win!  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 12:44 am : link
Hahaha.
That's a really good catch by Lelie  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:44 am : link
Another insanely talented guy who has done nothing in his career.
i fuckin  
Eggs55 : 9/9/2008 12:45 am : link
hate shannahan. I cling to a .5 lead against McFadden and i have Selvin. They better grind it out with him
Exit  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:45 am : link
And a light switch.
***REMINDER***  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:45 am : link
I have this whole game on DVR, if anyone wants a DVD...
Yeah, that wasn't a "D-Fence" thing going on  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:46 am : link
That was "Fence Light."
Going to Suzy for the second time tonight!  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:47 am : link
Way to use the talent!
sweet  
Eggs55 : 9/9/2008 12:47 am : link
he is in the locker room
McFadden and Derrick Burgess  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:47 am : link
in the locker room. If Im a Raiders fan thats the last straw; Im going to brush my teeth with buckshot.
Exit  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 12:48 am : link
The only thing to say to that is, "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"

Gibril with the personal foul.
Wilson  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:48 am : link
earned a penalty.
I love how fantasy football  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:48 am : link
has made it acceptable to openly root for injuries to players.
Nice job, Gibril  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:48 am : link
What's in the water in Oakland? I've drank Oakland tap...am I going to go insane? Somebody help?
santacruz  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:48 am : link
Was thinking the same thing.
lol, they suck  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:49 am : link

they're gonna penalty the Broncos down the field after getting beat by their college running plays
Can someone translate  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:49 am : link
what Ditka just said into English?

How many times has "Oh boy" been said during this game? A flag was thrown, and Greenberg says, "Oh boy."
Man, that brings up memories  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:49 am : link
Reuben Droughns, 1000 yard back.
stat for Gabril there  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:50 am : link

with the shoestring tackle from behind.
Eddie Eddie Eddie  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 12:50 am : link
lol
Haha!  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:50 am : link
Royal catches it, and Ditka says, "Watch this!"
Eddie Royal can kill two stones with one bird  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:50 am : link
...
Ditka is like a young John Madden  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:51 am : link
someone get that man a large bird fried and stuffed with a smaller bird.
Greenberg sounds like a robot.  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 12:52 am : link
.
Ditka  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:52 am : link
isn't exactly the sharpest card in the six pack.
whoever had Selvin Young on his FF team  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 12:52 am : link
the Oakland Raiders have assured you of victory.
He's just afraid of Ditka  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:52 am : link
.
There's still 10 MINUTES LEFT!  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:53 am : link
How awesome is this???
Kiffin will be lucky if he's merely fired  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:53 am : link
instead of fired upon.
what happened  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/9/2008 12:53 am : link
to McFadden?
Fantasy Football should be pretty easy this year...  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 12:53 am : link
just play whoever is going against the Raiders that week and you are golden.
Osi  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 12:53 am : link
He was drafted by the Raiders
I think if they played today  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 12:53 am : link
Ditka's 85 Bears would still beat this year's Raiders.
I think  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:53 am : link
Deangelo Hall shot him.
j_rud  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:54 am : link
Line of the night. I'm giggling like a 5 year old girl
I think ESPN would have been better off  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 12:55 am : link
airing the game without any commentators.
lol  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/9/2008 12:55 am : link
haven't been following the game, but it looks like he got hurt. Hopefully nothing serious, the kid's got monster talent.
Dave  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:55 am : link
sarcasm?
Dave -  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 12:56 am : link
But we wouldn't be.
Dubs  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 12:56 am : link
actually, you're right, the comedy these clowns have provided tonight has been classic.
I can't wait  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 12:56 am : link
to read about this game in the local papers tomorrow. Where do they even start?
I'm not going to read about it  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:58 am : link
It will only taint this magical experience.
what did Ditka just say?  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:58 am : link
.
Is Ditka speaking English?  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:58 am : link
Did anyone understand what he just said?

No two ways about it: that man is drunk.
did the punter leave?  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 12:59 am : link

seriously, WTF
Hahaha  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 12:59 am : link
Awesome. Just awesome.

Again, Ditka...no idea what you're saying.
all the money the fans pay  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:00 am : link
all the effort they apply towards their ridiculously childish costumes... and this is what they're forced to see!
"You have to go back  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:00 am : link
to Start 1."

-- Coach Ditka
Wow...Denver is gonna go up  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:00 am : link
41-7 here. Im imagined a feeble Al Davis attempting a weak, Monty Burns-like attack on Kiffin in the locker room.
I hope they use the timeouts  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:00 am : link

this is one of the best games I've ever seen.
hahaha  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 1:00 am : link
Ditka: "When you're a professional player and a professional coach, you never expect this to happen. It almost blindsides you."
Denver is trying not to score at this point  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:01 am : link
And they're still going to go up 41-7
If I was Shanahan I would start kneeling it  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:01 am : link
The ultimate insult...victory formation with 8 minutes left...
Again  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:01 am : link
No idea what Ditka is talking about.
"if they can control that part of San Diego, they'll be okay"  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:01 am : link

followed by more unintelligible rambling
can you imagine  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:01 am : link
if the stadium decided to broadcast this booth over their PA? Would what we'd witness be the answer to The Question of Life?
I wonder if that guy feels as dumb as he looks  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:02 am : link
especially with them getting pasted.
is that a cheap 40+ year old hooker  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:02 am : link

behind Al and his pisstowel?
Davis looks like he just got a rub and tug  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:02 am : link
Except he got burned in the tanner so he's actually angry.
It must feel stupid to be dressed like that when you're up 34-7.  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:02 am : link
But how stupid does it feel to be dressed like that when you're down 34-7???
Thers Al Davis  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:03 am : link
"Just Live Baby!"
"From the 1..."  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:03 am : link
(Denver scores)

"Maybe not."
This is the best blowout Ive ever seen  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:04 am : link
Gibril is PISSED lol
Jesus...  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:04 am : link
I'm actually starting to feel bad for the Raiders...
Seriously  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 1:04 am : link
Ditka just talks over people.

I cannot stop laughing
something about goalposts there  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:04 am : link

Ditka's voice is gone
Dubs -  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:04 am : link
Greenberg all over that outcome!
This is one of those games  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:04 am : link
that doesn't feel remotely as close as the final score suggests.
HAHAHAHA Ditka mutters  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 1:04 am : link
"as a coach, you just don't see it coming... just don't see it coming!"
First acknowledgment of Gibril's frustration  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:04 am : link
That's going to become a theme...
how embarrassing  
GiantFanInTX : 9/9/2008 1:05 am : link
This is just atrocious. The Raider organization is truly lost.
I haven't stopped laughing for a good 15 minutes  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:05 am : link
And now an ExtenZe commercial! Bwahahaha

"ExtenZe is designed to do one thing: make you larger, regardless of age!"
Gibril's probably wondering how he can void his contract  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 1:05 am : link
and go somewhere else, anywhere else.
I hope Shanahan uses all his timeouts  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:06 am : link
AND tells his players that the sidelines are their friends.
Jay Cutler  
GiantFanInTX : 9/9/2008 1:06 am : link
will try to take a knee and just appear in the end zone next possession.
I hope awful announcing is logging this.  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:06 am : link

it's gonna be a great read
Ditka has me rolling on the floor  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:06 am : link
He isn't even making words at this point.

I have tears in my eyes!
Hahahaha  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 1:07 am : link
Ditka: mumble mumble NOBODY knows.. NOBODY can tell ya
that's it  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:07 am : link

throw it over the top, prolong the agony.
Can you believe these fans?  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:07 am : link
Russell misses a deep receiver, and they all go:

"OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!"
Can you believe that Ditka almost ran for senate against Obama in '04?  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:08 am : link
Best. Campaign. Ever.
anyone try watching this  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:08 am : link
with closed captioning on?
Ditka looks insulted that he has to watch this  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:08 am : link
"mumblemumble philosophically garblegarble...change...garblemumble...you just dont see it coming"
Dubs  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 1:08 am : link
You didn't happen to write down the # from the commercial, right? Uh, my friend needs it.
fargas should be allowed to leave  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:09 am : link

and play for the team of his choosing
santacruz  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:09 am : link
I tried, but my TV started smoking and shooting sparks out of the back.
Danny  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:09 am : link
I would give it to you but my, uh, friend has so much it's on backorder. So, uh, yeah...ttyl kthxbai!
lalala  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:09 am : link
Yup, with Nnamdi
"does he have to replace him?"  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:09 am : link

DITKA: "Hawwwagghhh!"
Ditka finished Golics sentences LOL  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:09 am : link
"MUGGING!"
Danny -  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:10 am : link
Check your spam folder...
it should just  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:10 am : link
use Chinese characters mixed with binary code.
Did Ditka just scream  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:10 am : link
"ACHTUNG!"?
did he just shout  
WeatherMan : 9/9/2008 1:10 am : link
Hot Miller? Jeez Ditka...
"I like this kid a lot  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:10 am : link
I like him a loooooooottttt"
Ditka randomly yelling now  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:10 am : link
"ZACK MILLER!" Im laughing my ass off over here
no, he  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:11 am : link
screamed "Mike Miller!"
oh right  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:11 am : link
Zack Miller.
Greeny is giddy to get to the two minute warning  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:11 am : link
...
you don't see it coming...  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:11 am : link
nobody sees it coming...you just don't...you don't see it coming...
ESPN should put on old games  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 1:11 am : link
and let Ditka commentate. It would break records for comedy ratings.
Seriously, Golic sounded like he was fawning over a sundae  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:12 am : link
I like this kid a loooooooottttt (drool)
wait  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:12 am : link
I don't think he actually did say Zack.
I wish you could hire Ditka for parties  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:12 am : link
I'd love to take him to AC with me for a night.
I must be abusing my Tivo's Terms of Usage  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:13 am : link
I'm rewinding to hear ---nay, analyze -- what Ditka said.
My face hurts I'm laughing so much  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 1:13 am : link
Hahaha.
what the hell is  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:13 am : link

the "AFC POWER PYRAMID"?
Before tonight...  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:13 am : link
I didn't think Ditka had a comedic bone in his body. Even though it's not intentional, this has been a surprisingly great night!
Ditka as a wingman!  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:13 am : link
"Tits murble murble yummy murlbe murble"
Wow...love that clip of Ditka  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:14 am : link
but it also explains his..."commentating".
"Weren't you in shape then???"  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:14 am : link
"I was...ennnnn..."
"Weren't you in shape then?"  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:14 am : link
"Yaaah bapugalala I'm still barupulapa"
Ditka just takes a seat  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:14 am : link
while the camera is on them, while Mike and Mike stand. LMAO.
Greenberg  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:14 am : link

dude, don't make it obvious you're picking up cues
Nice story, Golic  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:15 am : link
...
I dont know why  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:15 am : link
but "tits murble murble" is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Wow lol.
If Ditka stood up,  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:15 am : link
he would have tipped over.
Ditka  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:15 am : link
was supposed to be standing that whole time. Does anyone else find it hailarious he just sits down anyways? LOL.
I LOVE DITKA  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
LOVE HIM
Ditka  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
is hammered.
AHAHAHAHA  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
I'm choking at this point. "RAIDER NATION ERUPTS"
HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
I just fucking orgasmed.
holy Christ  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
Ditka is trasheddddd.
pffffffffffft  
WeatherMan : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
Ditka is more excited than the fans
LOL  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
Holy crap. I think Ditka and Kiffin may both be fired lol.
why are they still there?  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link

.
BAHAHAHHAHAHAH  
PetesHereNow : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
Ditka yells "TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNN RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!! BARUKKABARAGAHHH!"
You know when you laugh so hard that no sound comes out?  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:16 am : link
Hello.
Ditka is wasted  
Pete in 'Vliet : 9/9/2008 1:17 am : link
right?
I'm actually sad  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:17 am : link
this game will be over soon, damn!
"You'd be surprise  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 1:17 am : link
Most QB's that have time to throw--can throw it"

-Mike Ditka
"TITS MURBLE MARBLE!!!!!!!!!"  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:17 am : link
.
are they going to onside?  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:17 am : link
.
anyone else think Ditka  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:18 am : link
should IMMEDIATELY be added to the MNF crew?
nope.  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:18 am : link

looked like they were thinking about it
maybe Ditka and Kiffin  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:18 am : link
can trade jobs for a week.
Ditka is the best of Emmit and Madden combined  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:18 am : link
"If he catches that...blopperblah....it might could have been be a different game"
Scroll up to the top of this thread.  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:19 am : link
We were all so innocently ignorant of what we were about to behold...
Raiders have the Chiefs next  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 1:19 am : link
And Ditka just said its not getting any easier.

I mean, this is priceless.
Seriously, my sternum hurts from laughing so much  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:19 am : link
"Victory formation"
"This is the one murlbe murble murble"
Im officially nominating "Tits Murble Murble"  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:19 am : link
for use inclusion in the standard BBI vernacular. Personally, Im going to try it instead of Germans for a few days, see if it fits.
Ditka  
newjacksm : 9/9/2008 1:20 am : link
is the shit
This thread should persist  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:20 am : link
as long as the Super Bowl thread.
:::Tear:::  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 1:21 am : link
Gentlemen, this has been great.

Have a good night
Yeah, just checked the top of the thread  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:21 am : link
shit, maybe Ditka is... Little Kitten? Ever see the two of them at the same time?
jrud  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:21 am : link
totally agree that should be added to BBI vernacular.
I'm sad this is over  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:21 am : link
Can't wait to read it again tomorrow. I'm going to need a padded room.
I didnt wanna stay up this freakin late...oh well  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:21 am : link
Tits murble murble, Im outta here.
I'm laughing so hard I got the hiccups  
WeatherMan : 9/9/2008 1:21 am : link
his last line... after talking about Royal, 16.2 ypc, that'll get ya murble
hahahaha  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:22 am : link
Tits murble murble, ya'll, tits murble murble
To think we were complaining  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:22 am : link
about the Packers-Viking commentators. Little did we know what we had ahead of us.
Tits murble murble  
Dannyc58 : 9/9/2008 1:22 am : link
Is so effing funny I cannot stop laughing
I love the murble murble  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:23 am : link
Its going right to the top of my non-sequitors list. Seriously now, Im going to bed lol.
This thread should be stickied  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:23 am : link
and be inducted into the BBI HOF.
Don't ever forget:  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 1:23 am : link
(Cutler rolls out)

Ditka: "Touchdown."

(Cutler throws it)

Greenberg: "And he's got his man...no he dropped it."
awfulannouncing.com  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:24 am : link

shit the bed, this is a far better recap of the game.
I cant even go to be d because Im still laughing  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:24 am : link
and if i wake my wife up I'll get clubbed.
Wait  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:24 am : link
didn't someone say they were announcing next Monday's Cowboys/Eagles matchup? Could that be true? Could that really be true?!?!?!
I really wish Oakland was nationally televised more often  
BHold : 9/9/2008 1:24 am : link
There's nothing better.
I wish there was a way to find out  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:25 am : link
when Ditka will be doing another game.
santacruz  
j_rud : 9/9/2008 1:25 am : link
That would be a dream.
Guys, I just realized something...  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:25 am : link
By next week, I can watch as many Oakland games as I want. Holy hell my life just improved tenfold.

Tits murble murble, and to all a good night.
Dubs  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:31 am : link
Trust me, the novelty wears off. Eventually it just feels like you're being electronically lobotomized.
Start on page 8, go from there  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:34 am : link
Just for the hell of it:

santa  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:35 am : link
Yeah, but I have at least two games before that happens, right?

I host a weekly sports talk show at school with a huge Raiders fan...now I know why he's perpetually depressed.
This thread needs some pics  
fredgbrown : 9/9/2008 1:36 am : link
Ok  
BHold : 9/9/2008 1:36 am : link
I just looked at the schedule. Raiders @ SD Thursday Dec. 4th on NFL Network, mark the calendars. Their only other national game.
who  
Eggs55 : 9/9/2008 1:38 am : link
wins in a fight Ditka or God?
Someone should make a PSA tomorrow directing all parties  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:39 am : link
to this thread.
Trent Dilfer picks up where the Mikes left off  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:40 am : link
"One word: Cutler"
"Decisive"
"One word: Russell"
"Embrace the process"
I wonder if Raiders fans  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:40 am : link
think that things such as 1st-and-45 happen to every team.

I don't know why I found it so amusing when I saw it. It's just that the first down marker was on their opponent's 40... and the Raiders had the ball on their own 15. I'd never seen that before.
Why do you ask Eggs?  
santacruzom : 9/9/2008 1:42 am : link
You gonna pick the assumed winner up on your FF team and then pray for injury to the assumed loser?
The only thing missing from tonight  
Dave in Hoboken : 9/9/2008 1:43 am : link
was Ditka hitting on Suzy Kolber.
santa  
Eggs55 : 9/9/2008 1:43 am : link
youre a clever girl arent you
so I guess I should have watched the  
GMenLTS : 9/9/2008 1:44 am : link
telecast instead of doing work?
LTS  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:45 am : link
Nothing will top this. This was an offering from the man upstairs.
The Mikes are coming up on SC  
BHold : 9/9/2008 1:46 am : link
Going to discuss the game, sweet!
no  
lalalalala : 9/9/2008 1:46 am : link

Ditka pulling a Sean Salisbury on Suzi Kolber.

"Well, Coach Shannahan, what do you think about the Raiders...
Ditka talks over her "Suzi, murble murble pick murble phone"

lol, so let me get this straight,  
GMenLTS : 9/9/2008 1:46 am : link
God (Ditka) was actually saying the words, 'tits murble murble' on air? Context?
LTS  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:47 am : link
No. He wasn't making any sense, so we were just putting in filler. Someone said, "What if Ditka MC'd your party?" So I said, "What if Ditka was your wingman?" which led to "Tits murble murble"
But their performance was legendary  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:48 am : link
...
someone had it right  
Eggs55 : 9/9/2008 1:49 am : link
Ditka Madden and McGwire. That would be the best. Maybe throw Emmit Smith in there too in a boring blowout like this game would be hysterical.
gotcha  
GMenLTS : 9/9/2008 1:50 am : link
the touchdown non-TD call sounds hilarious.

Especially since greenberg was apparently the play by play
Seriously  
GMenLTS : 9/9/2008 1:51 am : link
Emmitt should absolutely do color commentary. Imagine a whole game's worth of comments!

Now THAT would be must see TV
I'm not sure what was better, from Ditka  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:51 am : link
The non-TD call by or the "TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS! RAIDERS NATION ERUPTS" on Oak's second TD. The latter broke the camel's back--I went down for the count.
Now look it  
Eggs55 : 9/9/2008 1:52 am : link
the Oakland Raider need to throw the doggone balls here to their rookie. McFadden he utilzing his powerfully and his strong to run the doggone ball and score them Oakland folk some TDs ala me, Emmit Smith
But the first call gave us a dose of what lay ahead  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:53 am : link
It was all uphill from there
The Mikes coming up next!  
Dubs : 9/9/2008 1:53 am : link
Yahhhooo!
lol,  
GMenLTS : 9/9/2008 1:53 am : link
OK, Exit, I'm definitely gonna need this on DVD.
LTS  
Eggs55 : 9/9/2008 1:58 am : link
that picture above of Ditka was actually at a point when Ditka was being Mike ShannahN telling Al Davis to suck em.
morning bump  
WeatherMan : 9/9/2008 7:45 am : link
tits murble murble... LOL
GMenLTS -  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 9:12 am : link
It was the best broadcast ever.

And by "best," I mean the worst.
Most out-of-place post on the thread:  
Exit 172 : 9/9/2008 9:16 am : link
Does
LawrenceTaylor56 : 9/8/2008 10:44 pm
everyone always bitch about the announcing? God watch the game and take it for what it's worth. I never paid attention to the announcing and could care less.
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