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The Legend of Clydez... take 2

Bockman : 1/29/2014 3:18 pm
I broke the BBI hamster wheel... help admin plox!!

Anyway....





NFT: giants stadium section 312 : clydez : 12/14/06 9:40 AM
if anyone here sits there and if you were the pu$$y in the red shockey jersey that threw beer on me and my girlfriend during the cowboy game i am just letting you know that i will be at the eagles game in the same seat in row 15 on sunday. this time step up and talk s**t to my face insted of runnig out like a sad little bitch and sending security up to escort me out. your little buddy told me that he knows you from a giants internet website. i hope this is the right one and i hope i see you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off.
Follow up comments...


CALL OUT... RING RING : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:41 AM

I : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:41 AM
guess I'll skip this game in fear for my life

wait a minute.... : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
I don't drink and I was not at the game and my shockey jersey is blue. My bad

Please save your tough guy act.... : cj : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
for the parking lot.

are you a cowboys fan? : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:42 AM

Details Please : thebregs : 12/14/06 9:47 AM
Why did someone throw beer at you and your girlfriend? If you are a season ticket holder please remember that a fight in the stands costs you your rights as a future season ticket holder. Be careful

no i'm not a cowboysfan! : clydez : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
and i'd be glad to take it to the parking lot. its not a toughguy act. if some a$$hole asks you to sit down during a game as huge as that one and then throws beer on you AND your date then he won't fight you like a man and runs out in the third quarter and sends security up youd be pi$$ed off too.

312 : teso56 : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
I am in section 312 every game. Row 14. I dont remember this happening, but I do remember a Cowboy fan getting thrown out of our row for being in the wrong seat. I will be there Sunday as usual.

That was me! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I'll be there. Pack a lunch.

This guy just joined the site : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
definitely a cowgirl fan

What did you do to get a fellow Giants fan to throw beer on you? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
Or are you a Cowboys fan? Btw, really pussy move of the guy to throw beer on you and then hide behind teh security guard, maybe it was chopperhatch.

Oh. Wait. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I was home. My bad.

another internet tough guy : JonC : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
you idiots are entertaining, in some small and ridiculous way.

Andy, believe me...it wasnt chopper : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
chopper wouldnt have been afraid to get in the guy's face

Couldn't have been chopper. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
He drinks beer. Even at work. He throws fountain drinks.

lukes ... hehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:52 AM
that was funny, even if unintended. hehe ...

I thought it was a beer chopper threw at someone, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:54 AM
my bad.

Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 9:58 AM
was in the two-hundreds for that game and he was too busy making play calls into his inflatable motorola head-set. Besides, gidie would have b!tch-slapped him if he pulled anything like that.

What does your girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:03 AM
Maybe the beer was intended only for her

teso56 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:05 AM
i highly doubt that you were where you say and didnt see what happened. it wasn't a big brawl there was some brief comotion. if the f@ggot shows up on sunday you will remember what happened.

G-d, I love : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
losers.

clydez : Upstate J : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
I think you're going to scare them away!!

thebregs : clydez : 12/14/06 10:07 AM
what the f**$ is that suppose to mean?

clydez : JonC : 12/14/06 10:08 AM
If you're a Giants fan, then tell us why this other Giants fan dumped beer on you. What went down ?

Dude....relax bro : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
Is she a cowpuke fan?

ummm : Shaman : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
I'd let it go...you don't want to get thrown out of this game.

Just an idea but maybe you could : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
sit down & not block the guy's view. Then everyone will enjoy the game, including your date, instead of getting into a fight & losing your season tickets.

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:10 AM
i think he is saying your girl is a horseface

i told you : clydez : 12/14/06 10:12 AM
some guy in a red shockey jersey asks me to sit down. i turned aroudn and laughed at him because i thought he was joking. he asks again and i tell him to knock it off i'm trying to watch the game. a few minutes later a beer lands on me and my date. i turn around and this piece of s*** is laughing. i start climbing up to nail the kid in his face and he takes off. ten minutes later security asks me to leave.

Sounds like : JonC : 12/14/06 10:13 AM
you deserved it.

Or Maybe she is a : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:14 AM
Hottie??

you didnt answer the question : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
are you a Giants fan or not?

that : clydez : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
would be your opinion. i'm a diehard fan and i stand up and yell when the other team has the ball. throwing beer on someone is a pu$$y move.

People behind you are : JonC : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
trying to watch the game too, if they can't see around your fat ass what do you expect them to say ?

clydez : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
I hope you do kick the idiot's ass, telling you to sit down, then throwing a beer at you and running to security. How old was he?

sorry about that bro : MattHofstra : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
won't let it happen again

go back and read again jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
maybe you want to come see me in section 313 on sunday wiseass?

regardless of who is right or wrong : bxgiants4 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
it aint cool to toss beer on a lady. bottom line.

Jon : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
if he was more than 2 rows in front of the guy, than the guy who threw the beer would have had no problem seeing over him .

I thought it : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
was 312.

SOUNDS LIKE : azeblade : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Yea if the guy asked u twice sounds like this wasnt unprovoked and if he couldnt see you need to not just ignore him ....

I thought it was 312 : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
.

clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Maybe you want to concentrate on watching the game.
Now, which is it 312 or 313?


clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
the way you are reacting to a simple jeering over the internet leads me to believe that you did a lot more at the game then you say you did in order to get thrown out.

Nobody has a right to throw beer on anybody! : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
Especially for not sitting down. I can just picture the guy, some wimpy lawyer type.

So let's get this right : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
"he asks again and i tell him to knock it off i'm trying to watch the game." Did it occur to you that he was trying to watch the game also WITHOUT having to stand up? Did you take that into consideration? Or were you just trying to show how tough you are for your girl?
Be smart & stay home to watch the game this week so you don't get accidently thrown off the 3rd level.

312 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
i think. duh theyre not my season tickets. :)

psycho : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:20 AM
agreed, throwing a beer at someone is low class regardless of what this guy did to "deserve" it. Point is, after he had the beer thrown at him, he should have been the one that went to get security.

Sounds : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
like NJBay and RayF are having a lovers quarrel.

jlukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
take me to the game Sunday and we ca go throw beer on this schmuch together. I'll take the girlfriend. Deal?

CT Phantom, exactly : JonC : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
it never occurred to clydez that someone else might be trying to watch the game too. Take a hike, clyde.

Beez, if I can get tickets : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
no luck yet

Great Clyde! : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:23 AM
See if you can get into a big enough pissing contest to lose your friend's season tickets. That should endear you to him.

you're girlfriend : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
was huge, i couldn't see around her huge arse. sorry man.

you guys : clydez : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
are wasting my time. i didnt join here to have my actions validated. if you can't help me i don't need to hear from you. this a$$hole throws beer on me and my girlfriend who was wearing a pierce jersey not a cowboy jersey and i'm suppose to run to security like some little weasel bitch. no thanks.

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:26 AM
Just get over it dude, there are a lot of a-holes out there and even more cowards. Just let it go, you'll live a longer life if you do. Take it from me, I'm a reformed "I'm going to kill (fill in the blank) for (fill in the blank"

JonC : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:27 AM
You are an idiot if you think standing up justifies throwing beer on someone then running like a girl for security to protect you from your wussy actions. I bet you are the wimpy-type, too, that sits on his ass all game, never played a sport in your life, and leaves by the end of the third quarter to beat the traffic. What a moron...

No, clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
a. sit down
b. grow up

clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're right. It made more sense to threaten the moron and get thrown out yourself. Wise choice.

Psycho : JonC : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're wrong on all counts, Boss, and if you need a CLUE here ... we're trying to rile the guy up.

i wouldn't kill this guy : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:29 AM
focus your energy on the dirty eagle fans that will be there instead. what kind of beer was it?

What really makes me mad about this whole story : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Is the way someone would waste a bear like that. I mean at $7.25 a pop those things are like gold. That's not to mention the 20 minute lines and the fact you can't get more in the second half. What is happening to the world?

further : JonC : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
If you're a grown up you don't hit another grown up over a beer tossed on you. You don't lose your friend's season tickets because you're a hot headed idiot.
Now, who's the moron(s) here ?



bear=beer : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Maybe I should lay off the stuff

Joey's right. : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
The guy is a first grade pussy, but it's not worth the aggravation. Too bad you had to have the game ruined for you by some loser.

Pshyco : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:33 AM
2 wrongs don't make a right. When you're in a public place a little consideration for others makes a hell of a lot more sense than returning to the scene to flame the fire.

I hate to ask logical questions, Clyde... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:34 AM
but how do you know it was the guy behind you who dumped the beer on you?

i'm sorry but : clydez : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
where i come from throwing a drink on another man is pu$$y move and an open invitation to pound the guy's face in. call me crazy. throwing a drink on another man's woman is a deathwish.

JB : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
Why because he was laughing, of course.

Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
curious, how old are you? And where is this place "where you come from?"

hot head, are you 16 ? : JonC : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
Let us know what your friend says when you lose his season tickets, that should be fun !

oh it was him that did it : clydez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
and if it wasn't why did he run down the stairs and out of there so fast?

Uh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:37 AM
to get security?

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
If anyone throws a beer on my wife this weekend, it will be their last moments on earth. Here is some advice..next time that occurs, you don't rush up the stands like a mad man and start yelling, that gives you away. You calmly get up and leave and come back when he's not looking. You go to his seat calmly and then you choke the sh-t out of him and tell him to apologize or you'll break his neck.

Because... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you were chasing him?

i'm 28 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you want to know my sign too fruity?

JB : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:39 AM
Sounds like a game of duck duck goose to me that got out of hand.

Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
I believe I've already figured out your "sign."


you are probably : clydez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
right joey.

Only one person on this whole thread made any sense : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 10:47 AM
bigbluefan92

clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 10:53 AM
Throwing beer at someone is low class but were you the only one standing in your row or the rows around you?

i don't know : clydez : 12/14/06 11:03 AM
i'm sure there were other people standing. i was busy trying to watch the game. the a$$hole wasn't some old guy in a wheelchair. if he had problems seeing the game he needs to stand up or buy better seats. it's not my problem. i love my giants. i stand up and cheer the whole game. he could have gone to security but he didn't. he threw his beer on me and my date.

Sorry Clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
You're not a bigger fan than I ... and if you stood in front of me the ENTIRE game, I'd have had a problem with it. For what it's wrth, I stand-sit-stand-sit throughout games, but I don't constantly stand because ... wait for it ... people behind me might want to sit and see some of the game, too.

It appears that clydez' an inconsiderate SOB : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
like Beez.

you'd have a problem with it? : clydez : 12/14/06 11:08 AM
you would throw beer on me and my girlfriend? would you then run to security after i break your jaw? you'd have a problem with it. pfft.

Yeayh, that was me BIG fella and, oh, : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:10 AM
By the way, your girlfriend says to say, "Hi". She's calling from my bedroom...

. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
Tough guys over the internet are the best.

I wouldn't throw a beer. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
After asking twice, I'd tell the asshole in front of me to sit down.

I'm only inconsiderate to Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:12 AM
And yes, I'd have had a problem with it. No, I wouldn't have gotten security. I'd have asked you - politely, the first few times - if you and your girlfriend could sit down during "down times" because you were blocking my view. Would you have taken a punch at me then?

You're right Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:14 AM
After repeatedly being asked to sit down he should not have thrown beer at you. He should have called security & had your inconsiderate ass thrown out of the stadium. You get tix from a season tix holder & you have the balls to tell this guy he should have "better" seats. You my friend are a clown.

Throwing a beer at a dude and his girl : JonC : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
isn't cool, it's wrong and then running to security is a p**sy move on top of it.
But, as it's been plainly pointed out here, hitting the guy and losing your friend's season tickets isn't the right reaction either. Steaming about it on an internet message board days later, where you're not a member and you're blindly attempting to track down one dude out of 80,000+ people is asinine.



beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
if you asked me politely to sit down and i informed you that that is not how i choose to watch the game and then you asked me again, i'd ignore you. if you tapped me on the shoulder and asked again, i wouldn't punch you, i'd probably hit you across the face with my forearm for annoying me and not keeping your hands toyourself.

Then, clydez, the moron, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:20 AM
gets tossed from the stadium, arrested for assault and loses his friend's season tickets. BRILLIANT!!

Couple points to make about the idiot that threw the beer : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:21 AM
1. If you go to a football game, you have to expect people to stand up. Watch the game from home if you feel like sitting on your a$$ the whole time. 2. If you are sitting up in the bleeders, don't piss and moan when you can't see the field. If you want a good view of the action, get better seats. 3. Man Law: Don't waste a perfectly good beer by throwing it at someone.

I probably should have : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:22 AM
formatted that better.

clyde, I wouldn't lay a hand on you. I'd give you about 3 tries : Beez : 12/14/06 11:23 AM
with the "polite" approach, at which time I'd rely on my peers, who would give you an unmerciful verbal beating, undoubtedly embarassing your girl into begging you to sit down. If that didn't work, then I'm sure some dumb ass in the area would eventually throw beer on you, although it wouldn't be me ... and I'd take great pleasure in eventually watching you removed by security, opening up my view.

Lopes, there's no question : Beez : 12/14/06 11:25 AM
about the fact that people stand up during a football game. But if you're a reasonable human being, you know that at some point, people will sit, and you with them. Happens at football games, baseball games ... you name it.

Unbelievable. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
.

By the way, clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
You'd throw a forearm at me from a row in FRONT of me? hehe ... you've never been in (or apparently seen) a hockey fight ... have you?

i sit between quarters : clydez : 12/14/06 11:29 AM
and during timeouts. but when the game is going on i stand. and on sunday when my giants beat the eagles i'll be standing the whole time. if some f@ggot behind me has a problem with that he can move seats or shut the f*** up and deal with it.

so when 100% of the section : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
is sitting and you are the only person in the entire section standing and people are mad at you, you're saying they are at fault and being the jerks because its your giants and you want to stand? Yeah, that makes sense.

. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
Standing on offense is the best! I love those 1st and 10 plays from our 35.

i'm kind of tall beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
don't worry if i need to i can grab you by neck and bring your head down where it won't be a problem.

clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
You don't get it dude. You can count on both hands the number of people who stand the ENTIRE game. It never occurred to you to sit down when thousands of people around you are? But hey, go ahead and beat up the guy and then have to deal with assualt charges and what that brings.

clyde ... I wish you the best. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
And if you can't have that, I wish you exactly what you have coming to you.
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You stand the whole game? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
That's just being a jackass. Still, that doesn't give the guy a right to drop a beer on your date.

Yes clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
yes ... you could beat me to a bloody pulp. There ya go.

MMMMMM : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
Now you admit to being tall. I think you should quit while your ahead.

What a humongous : JonC : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
friggin' gaping a-hole ... now I wish I was sitting in 312. Watching internet tough guys cry like a child is humorous.

I would love for : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
a 6'8" 300+ pounder to be in the seat infront of Clydez and stand all game. I'm sure he would love that. Especailly when his girlfriend can't see a thing the whole game.

You're "kinda tall". : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
That's great. Then you can be a pain in the ass to a lot of people.

Jon, I only wish a little harder : Beez : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
that you and I were sitting there together.

This... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
is getting good!

Don't worry Clyde 75,000 can't be right. : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
When they build the new stadium you can get season tix for the "A-holes only" section because you certainly qualify.

i can't : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
remember the last time i hit the refresh button in my browser so many times!

you guys are f***n unreal : clydez : 12/14/06 11:39 AM
somebody douses your girlfriend with a beer and then runs away and tries to have you removed from the stadium when all you are doing is cheering for your team and you would just think thats ok?

No, clydez. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
We've all said throwing the beer was wrong. What you can't get through your thick skull is "standing the whole time is also wrong."

No idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
tossing a beer on someone and getting them tossed out ISN'T OK.
But, YOUR SOLUTION is just as WRONG. Get it yet, Einstein ?



chopperhatch : gidiefor : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
Is that the guy we threw beer on?

"Unreal" : Beez : 12/14/06 11:42 AM
is appropriate for this situation.

He'll only be blocking 1 line of sight : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:43 AM
His girlfriend decided to stay with me in LA for the weekend...

Peter in Atlanta : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
You've got this guy pegged. "Inconsiderate SOB". Good to see you back, BTW, in spite of our conflicts.
BTW, my site is finally done. Just launched. With you away I had nobody to chastize me on it so it waited until December. Original placeholder said "coming in June". LOL!


wow : Shaman : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
Does your girlfriend know what an A hole you are? Standing on offense and blocking people's view? Classy dude.

Oh and if his girlfriend is tall and leggy : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:47 AM
the guy behind him could have always asked her to "Spread your legs so I can see the game."

sit down on your sofas : clydez : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
and watch the game in front of a big tv. the game is for those of us that get into it. the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me. you old f@ggots can't handle standing up and cheering for your team then take your geritol and stay home.

I call : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
'dupe'. NO one is this stupid.

Titans game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:49 AM
was on the road. Man are you a big fan!

i meant : clydez : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
the bears.

Berrylish : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
Scary thought if he's not kidding though huh?

what an idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
LMAO

CT : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:51 AM
agreed.

I kinda felt bad for the guy until he said he'd be standing : Stu : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
for the whole game. You are the inconsiderate jerk and probably deserved what you got. i'm sure peole were nice about it at first asking you to sit down. you become a defiant ass-wipe and that's what you get. You lose!

Tough game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
to mix up. One game was one of the worst collapses in franchise history, the other was a game on Sunday night for number 1 in the conference at the time. They are eerily similar.

Clydez, you have some.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 11:54 AM
serious issues my friend. When you haven't gotten over this a long time after the fact, are still planning revenge, are joining a website to aid in your revenge plan, are proclaiming to a bunch of strangers that you're going to get revenge, then you have some mental problem and probably need professional help. Now go ahead and threaten to beat me up too. Sad.

Stu : RinR : 12/14/06 11:55 AM
I'm sure people were nice about it for nearly 3 quarters of the game. Then some other idiot as bad as clydez throws a beer. They should get seats together in last row of 312.

If more Giants fans had stood : bob in tx : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
at Giants stadium during the Titans game, the Giants would have won. I agree.

If you do end up hitting a guy at the Eagles game : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
and he does read BBI he'll be able to print this whole thread out when he presses charges on you. You really didn't think this out to well did you?

Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
the way you thought something was amiss on the Moon thread, I had a suspicion early on here, too. After all, how can someone actually write this and be taking themselves seriously: "the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me." I think he went a little too far there to be "real."

holy sh_t : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
"the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me"

RinR : Stu : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Not even. Watch the damn game at home.

26 : Beez : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Outta my head!

I've never gotten out of the lot as fast : Stu : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
as when the Titans game ended!

BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
if they were all like you, would they be too drunk to watch the game ? ;)

If the guy threw a beer : Section331 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
he deserves to get his ass kicked. I mean, they're like $7 bucks a pop, right?

Now bob : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
Is making the point that we are all missing. If we all stood up during all the games and NEVER sat down, they would have beaten Dallas, Chicago, Indianapolis, Seattle, Jacksonville and the Titans.

Yeah - why do stadiums have seats anyway? : Stu : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
.

now those are fighting words Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
I was holy sh_tting clydez comment, not referring to myself (and for the record, i'm a damn good fan, i know when to sit, and when to stand :o)

Stu... : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:04 PM
they're for the old guys.... DUH!

not to derail this thread.... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:05 PM
but I told my 6 yr old daughter last Sunday to stop crossing in front of the television when Carolina had the ball. I wasn't standing but is was annoying. Guess what? She actually thought I was kidding.Then, she got my wife to come upstairs so they could wrap presnts and I told them both to stop making so much noise when the Giants had the ball. My wife slapped me in the face and I had a tuna sandwich for dinner.I can't wait to see what happens when they bother me this Sunday.

Point of order ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
for the Seattle, Tennessee and Jax games, how would we have known the rest of us were REALLY all standing? I mean, who would be in charge of verification?

It'd : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
have been the honor system.

bob : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Would you actually throw a perfectly good beer in your own home? Come on. Think about it.

BBI? : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Honor system?

BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
oh so now YOU wanna fight ME !! Come get some !!

Yeah : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I know.... I laughed too. It was hard to type.

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I threw a beer at my mother for walking in front of the screen. My wife threw me out of the house and I missed the 4th quarter of the Panthers game.

thats why we lose! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
because people watching the game from home are sitting in their couches. REAL giant fans need to remove all couches/chairs from the TV room on game day!

Typing THAT made me smile. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
And Jon ... careful. She's "kinda tall," like clyde.

Wait until Sunday Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
Joey can be our ref...

i can't wait to visit : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
sec 312 this week. My only question is when will most of the Clydez action be taking place?

This thread has been : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
a great way to waste time while trying to study for finals!

Stu: did it happen when : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
the Giants had the ball?

BB26 is like 6'1 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
or 5'13

ballz ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
soon as you yell "where is clydez from BBI?"

Mitty81 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
if I catch you sitting on Sunday, i will throw a metal can of peanuts at your nose!!!

Mitty, shut up and sit down. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
Back to the books! Or else!

How'd I miss : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
this gem?

Just think : Bavaro : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
If everyone stood for the whole game it would make the announcers job a little easier since he won't have to tell everyone to stand for the national anthem.

beez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
something tells me i will know exactly who Clydz is when i get to row 15.

JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
I dare you. Too bad you won't be able to hit me since I'll be blocked by the big-headed fellow that sits next to me!

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
Yes. She was screaming so loud I couldn't hear myself think. I asked again and again if she would please keep it down and move, but she ignorned me. What choice did I really have?

Well ... look for the guy : Beez : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
who is "kinda tall," standing, 28, fugly girlfriend looking all embarrassed, but with a sort of "I gave up a long time ago" look about her. You'll find him.

BB'26 : gidiefor : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
Standing and sitting - it's kinda like knowing when to hold and when to fold - Listen Chopper and I had the exact right mix at the Cowboy game -- the old folks even joined us in the spirit of it -- our section was ROCKIN BABY -- and Berrylish and I are going to be in row 1 of our section this week -- should be interesting

we should probably go to : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:14 PM
CiP's house to watch the game in peace and quiet.

Mitty : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
I'll tell that Jet fan to duck!

gidie : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
its a god given talent, or maybe just freakin' common sense. :o)

JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
Fine, but you'll also have to get past that bald guy!

Let's : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
hope Berrylish has her voice back. :)

bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:17 PM
Good idea.

This is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
definately the thread of the year!! Clyde = 4.28 Tim Carter??

don't be dicks : clydez : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
i meant to type bears but typed titans. sue me a$$holes. i'm sorry that you think i was wrong. i was into the game and cheering for my team. i was not the only one standing for thegame. everytime i go to a game i stand up and cheer for my team. i have never had this kind of problem before. sorry if you think its ok to let some jerkoff pour beer on your woman. i don't let that kind of thing happen. whatever.

clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
grow up. Your girlfriend got dosed w/ beer because she was sitting next to "that guy".

so lets post on a website : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
and hopefully try to call out one of the thousands of Giants fans at the game every week... You should have laid off your tough guy pills this morning big guy...and I am jealous of this guy who threw beer on you, I wish I could take credit for it...

LOL, Gene. : Crispino : 12/14/06 12:23 PM
Prepare to be added to Clyde's list.

Clydez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
was she actually your girlfriend? or some hook you paid to hang with you for the afternoon and that's why your pissed

Hopefully clydez can sustain this momentum : Stu : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
and not fizzle out like so many other promising BBI prospects have.

Good point Stu, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 12:25 PM
what ever happened to TheJake?

Gene, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
Exactly.
clydez, the only reason she got hit with beer is she was standing next to you. She was collateral damage. YOU were the target because YOU were being inconsiderate.


After bob disemboweled him, he disappeared. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
.

I am just waiting to be challenged to a fight : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:29 PM
in his section like what he said to jlukes..that was the best post on this magical thread

. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:29 PM


TT, the funniest thing about that : Beez : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
is that someone would actually taunt jlukes. He's possibly the nicest person on the face of the planet. Hard to describe correctly the level of toolishness it takes to want to brawl with The Lukes.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
I have never met lukes, but I am willing to bet he could take this 10 year old....

Stealing is a major trait of nice people. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
That's why I'm not nice.

TT, lukes wouldn't get the opportunity. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
I suspect about 7 other BBIers would step in front to pummel this jamoke before the first glove was thrown down.

Quite : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:35 PM
frankly, I'm surprised that the original poster of this thread speaks in regular-ish english. I'm surprised it isn't broken english.

Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:36 PM
I would love to see that happen...we should invite him to our tailgate so he can fight all of BBI.. I mean as long as we throw beer at his gf, he is guarenteed to break jaws...sign me up!

damn i miss all the good threads! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:39 PM
.

clydez - Here's an idea for an early Christmas gift for your lady. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:40 PM


Stu : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhaha

TT, forget the tailgates. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
Get him a room at Albany. At practice he can stand at the bottom of the hill and not block anybody. He'll be all set.

Another gift item. Maybe slap a Giants sticker on the side. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:41 PM


Pictures : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
Stu: Funny and appropriate
Beez: Not so much.


Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
hey thats fine with me, I go every year, he can room with me at the ole Best Western..

You forgot: : Beez : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
inconsiderate.

bigblueTT : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:45 PM
do you think he needs a bed? or does he sleep standing up?

neither : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
predators never sleep

I forgot several others. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
Lame, jensen, needy, etc.

Only the surface, Pete. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:48 PM
Only the surface.

No. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:49 PM
They're lame--through and through.

You're not gonna make me cry, Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:51 PM
I just won't do it!

Not my intent. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
My intent is to get you to post a link or at least something remotely funny. High volume doesn't equal funny.

Peter in Atlanta : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
=BBI's Barbara Walters.?

Here comes the cavalry. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:56 PM

HI : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:57 PM
Peter!

Peter... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
The sammich cavalry?

Well, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
part of it.

hi Pete! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
.

Jints - : Stu : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
It took you a whole minute!! You OK?

yep Stu : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
little busy today :)

I AM SPARTACUS !!! : CardinalX : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
.

OK - Cool. : Stu : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
Was just concerned.

that's funny : clydez : 12/14/06 1:08 PM
sure i'll just bring an umbrella to the game. i tried to post on giants.com and i can't even post anything. are there any other giants forums?

clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:14 PM
try this
Giant forums (new window)

maybe this one : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:15 PM
..
this gives you a better explanation (new window)

the other : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:16 PM
forums can't wait for this slice of brilliance...

Well, well, well... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:17 PM
this is my kinda thread! Yeah Andy, get it right! If you ever see me waste an ounce of beer, please stab me in the eye with a lobster claw. I woulda rushed the guy even if the beer wasn't thrown at me.
Berry, well then isn't it funny that gidie was the one who almost beat up a 70 year old? I think he woulda snuck up behind the guy and shivved him while I was going apeshit on him.

clydez, now you're picking a fight with anybody who says you're an ass for getting kicked out of the game? Sounds to me like you got clowned for a whole half a pound and this guy outsmarted you. If your story was true, other fans would have realized the guy lied and stuck up for you when security came up. Just shut up.


thanks bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 1:18 PM
here's one for you tulip.

link : clydez : 12/14/06 1:20 PM
link

Somebody missed Linking 101.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:22 PM
I don't even know what to call that post. Oh I know! "Worthless".

Here's a pic of clydez for those in sec 312 : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:22 PM


chopperhatch : clydez : 12/14/06 1:26 PM
who the f*** are you? you think i give a sh** what you think? will you be at the game sunday? if so maybe you can stop by and show me how to act.

"you got clowned for a whole half a pound " : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:27 PM
man, I'm getting old

Yeah, I'll be there, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:29 PM
but in section 125. Good thing too, this way I don't have to "hide" from you. Dude, you don't know me at all. But if you did, you wouldn't mouth off so much.
Seriously, I hope your girlfriend gets crabs from that guy that she's inevitably banging on the side and gives those little bastards to you.

By the way, how's this thread working out for you?


Chop : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
I am in 125 also...clyde you can kill 2 birds with one stone...come to 125 for a good time ;)

YAJ, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
are you 28?

TT, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
I don't want circus boy infecting our section

TT..you sitting in : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
125 this weekend?

DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:32 PM
waiting for you to pop in..yeah I think so...

I love BBI so much.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
...

Pete Pete Pete ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
I like posting pictures and don't think the ones I post are "offensive." That you hate that I post them ... well, I'd say it makes it more fun, but ... it doesn't really affect it one way or another. Your insults are just part-and-parcel. And for the record, I never really understood what the whole "sammich" thing was, nor do I have a cavalry. But the best news ... you're much more yourself. And that's a good thing.

ahhh no s*it : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
ill be in 124

wait a minute : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:34 PM
are you that fat guy who always has his shirt off?

Chop/Jeremy : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
what row? I am 125 row 24 6-9

been reading this : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
thread all morning and laughing my ass off on what a doosh this clyde guy is...



Yeah i know : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
I got home from Po and couldnt put the computer down, this thread is top 3 of all time

what are : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
the other top 2?

Jeez, I don't know how I missed this beauty. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
The beer?
Yeah, that was me doucheface and I'll gladly meet you anywhere you want, you short-stack packing neanderthal.

I'm pretty sure your girlfriend was sporting nuts. Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer.


Gotta love Pete in the ATL as well. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
It just doesn't get better than a posting style that mainly consists of bitching about others posting style..
Yadda Yadda Yadda Sammiches..


.. : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
some of 4.28 Tim Carters are right up there...hmmm, havent been on BBI that long so the old timers would probably disagree with my top 3 list..but I think some of them would agree..

I wish I'd have predicted it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
because I knew that when chopper popped in for a visit, there'd be a face-off.
By the way, clyde ... the mouthing off to chopper? That's my turf.


BWAAHAHAHAHA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
"Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer."
But mostly, I just love Shep..


Davis, now YOU don't get it. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
I don't have a "posting style." Pete's trying to school me.

124/23/1-4 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
.

this thread has to go to the BBI Hall of Fame : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
.

this is a pretty darn good thread : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
It is Real!

125 : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
row 34 seat 30

chop : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
I can still remember being 28

if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
want to mouth off to me that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it really doesn't matter. but it is classless some of the things you are saying about mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you are all talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip your jugular out of your pewny necks.

sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

this is like a good : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
cartoon! Pewny necks!!!!!

DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
call me when you get a chance Re: tailgating on Sunday

clyde is back!

HEY CLYDE : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:45 PM
SIT DOWN

. : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:46 PM


wow i feel like this is the howard stern show : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
someone with a huge ego who thinks he more important than he really is!

. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:46 PM


I couldn't spell pewny.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
so you got that goin for ya...which is nice.

clydez : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
you do sound a bit like RAZE's chamber maids - do you like public whippings?

Davisian, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
Who used the term sammich? Was it me? Perhaps you should try again.

That was me... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 1:48 PM
I'm guilty.

You're girlfriend's : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
mouth feels good.

Peter vs. Davisian. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
Pete has the crotchety thing in his corner. I imagine Davis is wily. Could be interesting.

Nah, it wasn't you Peter.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
It was more of a generalized "yadda"..
But enough about us, I'm really lovin' clydez here..


So wait... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
if I do decide to come scrap you, and I win, do I get to make fun of your gf all I want?

Dude, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
I'll introduce your ugly-man-dressed-as-a-woman-lovin' ass to the ground. Quick-like.
Not even kiddin'.


This threa needs more filthy.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Hey Clydez



chop ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
you GET the girlfriend (and her new umbrella).

shep ... careful. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Remember, the hair is part of the uniform.

seriously notevenjokin. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
..

I don't want that : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
hosebeast! Blech, I wouldn't fuck her with clydez dick.

my gf's mouth feels good? : clydez : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
pick a f****n lot toughguy. i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

and if clydez smart.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
neither would he.

shep's from Canada clydezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
so you have nothing to worry about...they're French.

That was kinda Hawt.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
Do you guys swing?

clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
You're going to look awfully stupid trying to pick up all your teeth with broken fingers.
Sit down and shut up son.


clydez, : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
please stay forever!

Clydez, do you watch a lot of cartoons? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
I don't think what you are threatening me with is even imaginable.

Careful chop, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
he might drop an anvil on your head.

So Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
girl is actually a dude?

don't worry about that chickenboy : clydez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
are you going to pick a lot?

This is more fun than ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
well, trying to piss off chopper.

He's got an opne business account with ACME : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
So you know he's got all the hardware to make that sh­!t happen.

chicken boy?? : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
How do you know about chop?

clydez vs chop? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:57 PM


PICK-A-LOT! : Beez : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!


okay clydez....hmmmmmm, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
how about...nope...ummmmmmmm....I got it! Lot 10. Do I win?

All I hear is how tough chopperhatch is, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
I want proof once and for all. chopper, pick a lot and time. Berrylish, you bring the video camera.

Hahahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:59 PM
and with "chicken-boy" this yahoo gives himself away as a regular.

... : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:00 PM


I pick Lot 7A : LarmerTJR : 12/14/06 2:00 PM
I will be waiting for you @ 1:15 PM. -TR

Andy ... uh, you hear it from chopper! : Beez : 12/14/06 2:01 PM


His girlfriend will be watching from my house : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
So this better be good!

clydz : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
just make sure you aren't wearing a met hat, or you will get more liquid thrown on you by chop.

I'll be in 18, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:05 PM
wearing an LT jersey and sunglasses.

before bets are made... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:07 PM
clydez & chop, give us the tale of the tape.

ok f@ggot : clydez : 12/14/06 2:08 PM
i'll shove the sunglasses down your throat before i strangle you with the lt jersey. i'll see you in lot 18.

bob, we already know chopper is the goat, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
but we certainly do need some info on clydez before we can place bets.

sweet! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
someone please bring a video camera!

time? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
?

WTF? : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Who is this clyde character?

sweet... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
I was looking for an excuse to buy new sunglasses.

Who wants to bet with me : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
that clyde doesnt show?

Berry nailed it : gidiefor : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Dupe!

Dude : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Don't desecrate an LT Jersey.
Have your monkey woman hold the jerseys.


Bill B: I'd guess Ben, : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
but then the fight would be off.

6'5" 265 lbs. : clydez : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
white osi jersey on sunday. i have a long full beard. i'm reall easy to spot.

Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
1. True.
or 2. True, but reveals himself to be a dupe having a lot of fun with this.

Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.

chopper ... long full beard ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
reminder: the hair is part of the uniform.

Pffft. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
Chop's a cakewalk. You wanna a real challenge? Head over to lot 12. Look for people in line holding disposable cameras.



clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
bob aksed about your size. You should really leave your woman out of this!

Filthy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
You know I don't like to brag..

clydez: what's your : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
40 time?

An idiot ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
AND a fat-ass.
Sorry ... but there is NO WAY someone is so ... what was that term schnitzie said you were, chopper ... uh, self-unaware (?) ... that at 6-5, 265 they would actually stand there being that huge of a dickbag and NOT EXPECT someone to throw beer on him.

Dupe. Confirmed.


how come no one : one slayed : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
ever says 5'6", 140 lbs?

because : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
we dont live in Portugal.

40 time? : clydez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
why? i don't run. ask some of these other cackling bitches.

Gene's neighbor : Beez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
is 5-6 140.

Clearly, you don't run. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
265 ... dude, have a salad!

Does clyde have any : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
intention to watch the game? or either fight in the parking lot before the game and get arrested by state troopers, or go into his section hoping to find the guy from last week, fight him and get kicked out by security to later be arrested by the state troopers.

I just remembered : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
Isn;t the only guiy in ZZ Top without the Beard, named Frank Beard?
That's just good stuff to mull over while you're waiting for the main event.

Me VS "Old guy with Walker" just doesn't hold the crowd anymore. I was becoming the Washington Generals, and NOT on purpose!


Doesn't look 265 to me. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:17 PM



Beez : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
140? Not even close...I would be shocked if she cracked 100.

okay... here it is... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
White Osi v. Chicken-chop. Lot 18. Time_____?

Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
1. Gonna beat up chopper.
then 2. gonna beat up the guy in the red Shockey jersey.
Beyond that, no plans.


I'd like to request shuffle times, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
vertical jump distance, a body fat index, and I'd also like to know aside from drool, what did this waste of skin get on his Wonderlic?

I'm an 115lb weakling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 2:18 PM
check my profile..I'll gladly drive up to Nj to see clyudez kick chopper's ass..

I cant see him : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:19 PM
taking the risk of getting kicked out. He's such a big fan. He needs to set an example for the rest us fans there so the Giants can win

. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:19 PM


Brandon, he may show up in Tennessee. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
He didn't seem sure about which game(s) he was at, earlier.

self-awareness and common sense : JonC : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
evade many adults their entire lifetime ...

This is a great line - LMAO : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

This thread rocks!! : Stu : 12/14/06 2:22 PM
First off, I'd like to thank the beer throwing idiot in Section 312 for making this all possible. without him, none of this could have happened. I'd also like to thank clydez for bringing this to everyone's attention. Kudos to you clydez, my new favorite poster!! While I cannot thank everyone individually, I'd like to first mention chopperhatch for coming in and actually being a voice of reason. Thanks Chop. Peter in Atlanta - don't ever change, my friend. Beez - Love the effort thread in and thread out. Jints in Carolina - what can I say? You are as predictable as the the next day will end in a Y. Stan in LA - you... have a gift! In closing I'd also like to thank Eric and Strike Eagle for also making this a reality. Good night, and God bless you all!!!

Well, then you should beat the crap outta me shouldn't you... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
but you know what the problem is with big ass dudes like yourself? You think that's going to get you out of trouble all the time because you're bigger than everyone else. But one day you pick a fight with someone who is of much more normal stature, has a background in martial arts that you don't know about, can take a hit, and has one of the most ungodly tempers you have ever seen, and then you realize just how small you really are. If you want to fight me, fine. I tusseled with a guy close to your size before.

Bill B, this line is the tip to who clydez really is : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
"drag your face from my bumper "... it must be that Rich from Houston guy who drags the stuffed eagle behind his car

... ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:24 PM
background in martial arts that you don't know about

HASSAAAAN : JonC : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
CHOP !!!!

yeah all that gibberish aside : clydez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
are you gonna be there f@ggot?
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"I tusseled with a guy close to your size before." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
Folks ... just, don't. OK?

Rich doesn't use his car. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
Rich is a true tough-guy and a hero to many.

Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
That pic way above was a good call.

Yea I figured I'd catch hell for unveiling that little beauty... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Thanks Jon.
clyde, I'll be there most of the day, but intermittently roaming to meet up with friends.


chopper ... a request ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
could you not say "tusseled?" Maybe "scrapped" or something like that. "Tusseled" sounds ... like dancing.

I tussel all the time. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
.

I'm so glad : RinR : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Al Gore invented the internet.

See? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
.

Well if Beez says no, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
then I guess I haven't

hehe ... there's the "out." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
"Intermittently roaming."
COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!


I am so gonna tussel with chop at camp. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.

chop, you guess you haven't what? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.

clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
the guy probably threw the beer at your girl because with you, thats the only way she can get wet

chop, being banged up the caboose : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
by your prison-mate isn't really "tussling".

Have you ever tusseled with teh Filthy in the pale-moon light? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
.

OK. So jlukes : Beez : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
might not be "the nicest" person, after all.

Daaaayyyyuuummm!!! : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
jlukes with the roundhouse!

Honestly : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
I think Randy and Chopp need to get it on....Beez?

GET TO THE : JonC : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
CHOPPPPAAHHH !! DO IT KILL ME I'M HEEEAAAAh, DO IT NOW !!

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
so I'm supposed to axe all my plans for Sunday because this goon wants to fight me? And I'm the dumb one?


Gene ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I've been trying to agitate those waters for months, to no avail.

that might have been a bit harsh : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
but i just got back from lunch and had to make up for lost time.

Gene, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I couldn't agree more.

chopper ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:33 PM
excellent usage of "axe."

It's the least you can do, lukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
chopper kinda stepped in. I think the guy originally wanted to kick your ass.
And chopper ... come on ... set a time! Roam later!


There's one buffoon : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
on this site who either wants to fight everyone else, or everyone else wants to beat down, just to get him to stop talking/posting. Why is that?

I'll tell you who I'd fight..... Lippy. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:34 PM


this is just awesome : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
.

SIT DOWN : Beez : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
RANDY!

I don't understand that : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
for the life of me...

The sit down Randy thing? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
Or how Gene wants you and chopper to fight thing?

Looks to me like the whole section was upset. : Stu : 12/14/06 2:39 PM


So clydez will be in lot 17 all day : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
and chopper will say we just missed him because he was 'roaming'. That sound about right?

Could you imagine what the GF : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
of a 6'5" 265 lb bearded guy looks like?

Stu : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:43 PM
I didn't realize Zapruder was filming from section 312 during the Cowboy game

This? : Stu : 12/14/06 2:44 PM


Yeah, EVERYBODY wants to beat : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:45 PM
me up. You're such a waste...I'll gladly welcome any opportunity for you to try and hit me bitch.
Beez, are you serious? Or are you ephing with me? 6'5 265 spells "can't move for shit" to me.

Did I take the bait again? Ugh!


That's : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:47 PM
"hit me, bitch"
You're welcome.


No Randy, that's his Irish accent : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:48 PM
He's saying you can feel free to try and hit hit bitch.

awwwww frig : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
hit his bitch

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
You need to go find your sensai and tell him you are not using your might for right! Did you train w/the Kobra Kai, that would explain your wanton disregard for Eastern Philosophy.
Chop if you fight this guy, I will be yelling..."PUT HIM IN A BODY BODY BAG!!!"


C'mon Randy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
Ya' gotta' be rootin' for chop here. You just gotta'...

Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
where's your money?

What's the beef with chopp? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
.

Over 3000 hits. I think this just : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
passed our thread on our 1st round draft choice last year.

Filth ... you mean ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
WHERE'S the beed with chopp?

Always bet on Chopper.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Unless the opponent is shards of glass.

beed ... beef ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
... beard ... whatever.

Or 6-5. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
.

Filthinator : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Chop hates Randy, Randy hates Chop. Really pretty simple.

chopp said clydez girfriend's mouth : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
felt nice.

Andy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
it doesn't?

Joey, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
that is the info I'm trying to find out. Why the mutual hate?

that's it, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
I'm not typing anymore.

Nah Beez : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Height ain't no thang.. the 265 might be something, but I'm pretty sure that suggests a slowness. otherwise he'd be a pro.. Somethin'..

Filth : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Randy is jealous of chopper's name and chopper is jealous of Randy's enormous ball sack.

JOEY.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:55 PM
That's his enormous Balzac.. It is a nice painting..

i misunderstood chop at first : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
but hes a good guy

I find this interesting : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
"your little buddy told me that he knows you from a giants internet website"......some buddy! No fight needed...we don't need people missing the game over some spilled beer.

Where's Clyzed? : Bavaro : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
Did he run away?

. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:57 PM


I didnt say i knew him from a Giants fansite : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
i said "your girlfriend has a Giant backside"

Bavaro, can't you read? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:58 PM
clydez doesn't run.
And the thing with chopper and Randy has something to do with a cousin ... but I wasn't there, so I couldn't say.


lol : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How'd you like to be the poor ba$tard who actually owns the season tickets! Just of a matter of time before he loses those.

Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.

Shaman, good catch can't believe he's still with us : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:59 PM


HA HA HA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
A lady I work with just brought me a gift of two giant bags of Twizzlers.
I said "Thanks, but you're a little late!" She said "For what?"


Chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Watch out for the hide sh1t in the beard trick. He could put itching powder in there and ask you to slug him,then you get a fist full of burly hairs and itching powder. Hands itchy, day ruined.

yeah, like : JonC : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Mr Fuji and Saito used to pull that trick on the Strongbow brothers !

I'm about to fly to Jersey and team up the the chawper. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
Gonna teabag the beard off this mother trucker!



Tauro Tanaka & Mr. Fugi were the best, Jerry! The best!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
.

I once threw Ice and Mr. Fuji & Tiger Chung Lee : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:03 PM
They almost went all Clydez on me..

"6'5" 265 lbs. " Is that all you got? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:05 PM
My wang is bigger than that.

Filthy : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:07 PM
Please refrain from posting your gay robot porn.

Translating for Stan.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
He meant 6.5" but in all fairness, it feels much larger when Mr. Wang is inside him.

OK, this thread is hitting a lull... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Can we pick up the pace a bit?

Jon : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Chopper could pull a Kabuki and spit green crap at him!

dang : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
I just checked the seating....312 is going to be behind me....I was hoping to watch the whole thing while standing.

Joey : JonC : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
The Great Muta !

did someone say : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
Gay Robot?
Link (new window)

See how good I am at diffusing these things? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
By the way, I am due for a HUGE rep boost if I kick this guy's ass right? Or do I still get chumped daily?

Tajiri... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
as well...

chumped ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
with love.

sigh : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
clydez wimped out.....Its been half an hour since he posted. THat was fun.

If you take him down chop : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
I'll get Randy to lick your balzac..

Only if he's really : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
6-5, 265.

School bell rang : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
he had to go home.

hoLY CRAP : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
I take a nap and this thread throws up. Chopper would win this fight, by the way. Hands downs.

I'm going to 2nd Beez's "chumped with love". : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
Hard to gain "rep" points by fighting someone because of a post on an internet forum.

Maybe his mom is doing laundry and he can use her computer : Stu : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
.

Shut up Beez and Shep : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:14 PM
It would so ROCK.

I agree that it would rock. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
But chopper'd probably still get chumped.

i'm still here : clydez : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
and jlukes can join the fun if you don't mind me snapping him in half first and beating you with whats left of him.

Which half? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
?

Answer the question???? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
How many playtes of hayte?

I am going to the game : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:17 PM
because when chopper beats the sh!t out of you i will be skull fu*king your gf...dont forget to bring her

jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:18 PM
Answer the man, do you want chopper stains on your shirt or not?

you guys are all class : clydez : 12/14/06 3:20 PM
i come here looking for the piece of s*** that dumps a beer on my gf and all you f@ggots gang up on me? you know where i'll be. keep talking s***. i don't give a f***. i will kill you and light what's left on fire.

Check out the ZZ Top eclipse : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
Talkin' about class..

Congradulations : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
you just earned a nomination for the annual Trent award.

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:22 PM
She was asking for it, I gave it to her.
I figured having a face like a frog, she'd appreciate the hops.


"i will kill you and light what's left on fire" : JonC : 12/14/06 3:23 PM
Is that from a Twisted Sister song ???

clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:24 PM
at this point, I wish I was the one who dumped the beer on you and your ugly skank gf

. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:25 PM


Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Which row are your soon to be ex-friends seats in so I can watch you get tossed out of the stadium?

We're not gonna : JonC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
take it ! NO, we ain't gonna take it !

I got 10 buck on clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
chopper is a pu$$y!

Jon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Dokken, I believe.

Ha : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:27 PM
John I think I already posted his pic above

clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
I'm in the 300s, not sure what section, I'll have to look. I can totally give you some tips on exacting revenge on beer tossers. Idea #1, cover yourselves in scotch guard! Imagine the look when the tosses the beer and it beads and rolls right off

Who throws Scotch? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
?

What a : hyadoin : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
shitty day.. And then I finally get to log on to BBI and see this.. This truly changed my spirits. What a riot. I too would think Chopperhatch the primary suspect but then again, if he did it he would have started a thread about it Sunday night. Listen clydez, I highly doubt a Giants fan would do that to another Giants fan for a reason that lame. Either you're some Philly fruit, trying to start trouble before the game, or a bitter dalASS fan that smells the Giants in the rearview creeping up, don't be a tough guy here. Post your address and phone number so whoever did it can come and whoop your ass. Or so chopper can throw some diet sprite at your mailbox.

What's a Danzan Ryu? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
Is that Chinese for CPA?

jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:29 PM
please answer your thread!

NNJ Tom, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Chairperson of the Tony Danza fan club?

But what does his girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Maybe the beer throwing guy wanted to see her in a wet T-Shirt or amybe he wanted to get her drunk or maybe she kept being rude and blocking others view when the majority of people were sitting down so all could view the game

NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
it's a form of martial arts. Now, you just cannot make this stuff up.

Beez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
did you know that 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

You guys haven't figured it out.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
His "girlfriend" is really a guy..

I'll bet that beer bounced right off her Adam's apple. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
.

Ya know, through this all, I am almost : Beez : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
embarassed to say that at no time have we requested pictures of "the girlfriend." chopper, I recommend we get a look-see at the gal-pal before you agree to any tussels. Is she really worth it?

The closest I get to the martial arts : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
is a Japanese Steak House. Never mess with a guy with a cleaver.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
gimme my thought back!

YAJ ... I did not ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
but thank you for that valuable info.

Ok call me a pu$$y : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
But I think taking shots at the guys girlfriend is wrong.

GMAN : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
Shep said it waaayyy above..
the force is strong with that one..


NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
is a cleaver a sort of an axe?

okay : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
pu$$y. what did i win?

GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
Sure, no problem.
Was yours the one about stuffing Soliel Moon Frye into a giant penguin costume and then annointing her with my DNA?
'cause I wasn't sure where that came from.


Joey ... assuming there was an actual girlfriend, : Beez : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
I'd be right along with you on that.

Joey Lauren Adams : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
He brought this on his girl, just like he brought the beer down on her as collateral.

Dav : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
If it wasn't recent, it doesn't count..besides i only get a hour or two to get my shots in..

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:37 PM
must've missed that thread..It's hard to catch up when you only get an hour a day on here..

GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
You said... nevermind.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
i just re-read that post..that's some sick sh1t to think..must be mine then!

Aha, I thought so. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
Strange that you were thinking of annointing her with my DNA but I guess I'm alright with it.

clydez..ill confess : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
I apologize for throwing the beer on you....but from far away you looked like a garbage can

JeremyShockey : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
You get to kill me and light my remains on fire.

Awful lotta violence : Beez : 12/14/06 3:40 PM
being promised on this thread.

Joey's probably right. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:41 PM
So I will refrain from mentioning that beer-wearing-beastie-faced-harelipped-man-woman from here on out.

I haven't taken one shot at his girlfriend : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Just wish a girl that is awesome enough to be a Giants man could be with a guy that knows how to treat her right.

shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Since she's hangin with a 6'5 265 guy, i figured i'd use your DNA..I ain't trying to catch nothing..

by the way, when you two have sex : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
does she need to clip your pubic hairs until she finds one that bleeds?

Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:43 PM
did jlukes just call her a Giant man?

set a definite time. : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
10 a.m. work for everyone? Chop...clydez...Randy?

134 : RinR : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
posts from being the number one active thread with the most posts. Come on Beez! You can do it!

bob : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:49 PM
you haven't give a score yet..

when was the last time : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:50 PM
clyde has even responded?

shep - was supposed to be" Giant fan " : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
whooops

jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
you continue to talk s*** but you haven't mentioned where your going to be on sunday. my gf will be with me. all you smartass internet toughguy mung eating c0cksuckers should stop by and say hi. otherwise lay off talking s*** about any woman. maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game but you dirty f***holes are pure trash for disrespecting my gf here.

can I wrestle : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:52 PM
your girlfriend?

"maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game" : Beez : 12/14/06 3:52 PM
Progress?


jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
mung eating? That's below the belt dude.

GMAN...it's too : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
close to call right now. I tend to think that clydez really is 6'5"/265 lbs. and that he intends to be there.

I admit it. : Beez : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
I don't know what "mung eating" means.

broseph : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
I have not ONCE disrepsected your girlfriend. Yet you like an ass in public in front of her...now THAT is disrespecting her

Disrespect for your GF? Moi? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Never. Wait, let me go back to my bedroom and ask her...

Yea you guys.. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
stop disrespecting..we don't even know what he looks like..

Does your girlfriend : Bavaro : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
pee standing up?

bob, I think at this point, the REAL question continues to be ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
will any one actually care?

Berry, thanks : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
i just spit out my water

Ooops, sorry : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Your momma is blocking the door...

. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:55 PM
hehehe

clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
Do you like brownies? How about the missus ... she like 'em? I plan to bake a batch. Is it 17F?

Bavaro, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
If I hadn't already promised to not bring up the beast, I'd ask if she slept standing up too.
Could you do that for me?


There had better be pictures on here Monday morning!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:57 PM
.

jlukes, here's a Giants fan : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:59 PM


clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:59 PM
I really hope that I meet you and your gf..I havent been this excited to go to a game since NJBay told us where he was tailgating...

In a thread with so much gold, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 4:00 PM
how come this is the post that made me laugh the loudest?
jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!


More than 4000 hits on this thread . . . . : TonyT : 12/14/06 4:01 PM
And hundreds of phantom cyberpunches.

some of you are funny : clydez : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
most of you are not. look this is a waste of my time. if a fellow giants fan came to a website and asked for help finding some piece of s*** that threw beer on him and his gf, i'd help the guy out if i could. if i couldn't i'd keep my f****n mouth shut. some of you tw4ts gang up on me and talk s*** about my gf being fat and a guy. real nice. so i ask you to talk s*** to my face at the game and i'm the a$$hole? you gang up like a pack of fairies entertaining each other with your f@ggot jokes. but you don't want a piece of me. as far as i'm concerned i'll be in lot 18 on sunday. i'll be wearing a white osi jersey. maybe i'll make a sign to hang on my truck that says where are you chopperf@ggot?

I wish i still lived in NYC : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
just for the weekend..this just my turn out to be fruitful..

somebody : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:04 PM
please post a sign for clydez to wear on sunday..please

clydez : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
good idea.. but where a blue jersey..the white one might stain.

Respect ... : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 4:05 PM


clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
That's a fantastic idea!
Wear a sign around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.


someone please video tape this : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
on Sunday and post it so those of us who can't be there can watch.

it was diego : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
..

this thread : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
is going to break records before 5 PM. EST.

I will : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:07 PM
bring a camera.

somehow : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:08 PM
I knew you would Berry.

. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:09 PM
really? weird.

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
I'm so going to find you dude. I want to help you start healing. In all seriousness dude, people are just busting stones. If anyone knew who did it or witnessed it, I bet they would give you the info, but from the volume of responses, clearly no one saw it. Just roll w/ the punches, you're the victim of a beer throwing you might have brought on yourself by not being respectful of those behind you.
Either way, just let it go man and don't take anyone here seriously, it's just some people having fun. Except chopper, he really wants to tussle with you.


Guarantee : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
he doesnt put a sign on his car.

clydez, : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
You have to understand that chopper is like a little special kid that we let hang around BBI. He's harmless and he's a coward and he's not terribly smart, so don't beat the crap out of him. Please?

What are the odds : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
That some other dude named chopper wearing shades and an LT jersey gets su­cker punched and knocked the hell out and is like WTF??

this sh!t better be on youtube : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
monday morning.

clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
you sound like a moron. I'm warning you tubby...don't fucking come over to 18. I'm as serious as a heart attack, which could also be a problem for you as your bumbling around trying to wallop me with those big, unwieldy anchors you have for arms. I'm telling you dude, you fucked up. Don't make it worse.
If you want to fight someone and win, tell Randy you're Bigfoot and tell him where you live. When he bursts through your door sporting major wood, hit him in tyhe head with the cookie jar.


or you can walk around the lot yelling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
Bobby! Cindy!..(i have to thank CiP for that one)..

I don't have a : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
video camera, someone else will have to bring one.

clydez - this is jlukes, just so you know : Stu : 12/14/06 4:13 PM


Now we're breaking cookie jars? : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
Thrown beers, broken cookie jars? I might have to drop the gloves here.

chopper : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
CLASSIC!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
About as likely as Filthy posting that photoshopped picture of you dancing w/ a shirt off.....he'd NEVER do taht again...ever,he's too much of a pusswad. You know, the Can't stop Davisian one...never. EVER

Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
I'm at almost every game and camp, where are you to act on these threats? At home playing wifey. I'm done with you bitch.

Davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
did you happen to see that im gonna be in a luxury box for the devs/rangers game?

What we need is CiP to post a BBI : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
group photo so he can see everybody faces..

A Filthy Classic : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:15 PM


GMan : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:15 PM
i posted pics from training camp of me, davis, chopper, lippy and shep

jlukes : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
i must'v e missed that one..post it agin and circle chopper's face so clydez can know who he's looking for..can't have the wrong guy getting punched out and set on fire..

lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
I did see that, NICE! I hope you get a good look at Cam Janssen getting his ass kicked!!!!

here is a group photo : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
chopper is the one on the right in the white shirt



Normally I park near the entrance : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
for a quick get away but parking in Lot 18 this Sunday might be worth the 2 hour delay to get out.

I hope you learned something.. : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
The next time I tell some dumbass to sit down, they better sit down, pronto.
But I didn't throw any beer. That was pee in that cup.

does anyone have a picture of chopperhatch? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
or a real one of jlukes?

Coach : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
Shep beat you to that one by like 2 hours.
Stop googling "static loads"..


damn...let me try this again : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:19 PM
.

i am surprised eric hasn't deleted : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
this masterpiece....clydez, you are issuing a threat on thne internet...not good man

Davisian : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
I didn't have time to read the whole thread.
I was too busy choking from laughter.

chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
has probably already sent a copy of this thread to the police.

clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp



clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp



Jints - this is what I think of that threat. : Stu : 12/14/06 4:24 PM


oops : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
chopp is on the left

i've only been lurking on this but : jgrasty : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
PLEASE DON'T DELETE, this is great and if it gets deleted i may have to do work this afternoon

here is shep larry and beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:25 PM


Where's Beez? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
.

can't believe he is asking for pictures.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
I guess parking lot 18 has replaced 51st and Park..

shepherdsam (left) and davisian (right) : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
just before I took his title


Chopper : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:27 PM
That "tubby" post was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. I had to leave my desk to stop laughing...thanks.

jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:28 PM
You may have taken the title but all I ever wanted was your repcet.

How can I possibly be expected to work today? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 4:29 PM
Fascinating reading....

i'm not the only one talking s*** here : clydez : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
and i'm not threatening anybody. i'm saying if you are man enough to talk s*** here and you'll be at the game stop by and see me. otherwise, shut the f*** up.

BBI : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
needed a thread like this. It's been a while.

I would be willing to bet that there will : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
be an elevated level of security at the stadium this weekend.

I'm : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
not man enough, but where do you tailgate?

learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:33 PM
how to fucking curse you malignant cunt

^^^ : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
directed at clydez

here we go : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
Picture of chop...my money's on him


too funny : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
"i'm not threatening anybody"

Who was it again who said jlukes was the nicest BBI'er of them all? : Stu : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
.

i don't tailgate in : clydez : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
one spot. i'm not a season ticket holder. i get tickets sometimes from a guy i work for. i'll be in 18 this sunday.

This post : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM That's a fantastic idea! Wear a sign around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.

has to be the best. Funny sh1t, shep.

WHOA : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
someone stole jlukes' login info!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
Chopper just pretty much said you're in trouble dude as in your ass is kicked. That's a threat! You guys need to duke it out already.

TWO MEN ENTER.. : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
ONE MAN LEAVE !!!!

I left this thread for dead..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
about three hours ago. Who knew 3 hours later he'd have threatened roughly 3/4 of BBI's members, and counting. And everyone's askeerd of him.

I'll be there tough-guy. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:39 PM
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Probably be hanging out in ummm, C section.
Eating a nice salad.
You'd need forceps to pull me outta there.


clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:41 PM
i can help you out..Was it a white guy or a black guy?..that should narrow it down some..

is this you jlukes? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
hahahahaha! how do you type so tough with those arms without snapping one of them? http://www.xanga.com/jlukes
Link (new window)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
bwahahaha ... man, this is funny.
clydez ... you do realize, just for the sake of the conversation, that the first hand you lay on anyone and you're goin' to the big house ... I mean, you know that, right?

That said, I am still callin' a BIG ol' batch o' BS on this one. I just wish I could be at the stadium Sunday. Alas, I'll be watching the game at home. Standing up the entire time, of course.


Lot 18 is pretty big... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Can we get a specific section - 18A/B/C/D/E/F... etc. ?
Someone needs to make a title belt, too.


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Holy crap, I was so not expecting clydez to just own jlukes like that.

i can't seriously believe this : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
600 complete and seperate posts...
and not ONE FORCKING MEOW!! well, there is one meow. meow stop these forcking shannanigans right forcking meow


Oh man ... hehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
now clydez a stalker, too!
I know I've asked this before and you've all put the kibosh on ... but ...

BEST
THREAD
EVER???


wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
is that jlukes?

a b c d z : clydez : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
i don't give a s***. let chopperpu$$y pick it out. i'll be in 18c until chopperhatch or jlukes tells me different. beez i'm really surprised you won't be there.

That IM thing : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
made my brain hurt

Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
my gosh

Bobby!.. Cindy! : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
It worked for the Brady's..

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
HOLY AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

clydez ... why are you "surprised" I won't be there? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
(This should be good.)

JOey : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
aren't you glad you are going to THIS game?

What.. the.. bloody.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
HELL?!

clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I hve not only given you advice and stuck up for your girl, but I have egged you on and not ONCE have you had the decency to acknowledge me.

Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
Will you be sitting or standing in 18C?

Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
and to think ... you skipped the Chicago game ... for THIS!!!

sweet : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I might have to walk over to 18c to see if any of this goes down. I'm sure it won't....but curiosity will get to me.

I'll trade ANYONE my tickets to the : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
Skins game on the 21st to this game Sunday!

What time? : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
10AM is way too early, it's a 4:15 game. I need to be good and liquored up!

Wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
That IM post is odd.

joey you are wrong : clydez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
i gave you credit. you were right that i should have waited and snuck the guy instead of climbing the seats after him.

In any event ... I really wish I could make it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
not because of clydez absolutely stellar appearance on the scene, but because this will be a great game ... and if I could make it this time, I'd be bringing my son to his first game (made the promise after the Chicago game with my brother - "the next game I go to, you're coming with me") ... so, alas, clydez ... maybe we can meet up at camp next summer. YEEHAW!

here's a tough question... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
Which would be worse come Monday: (1) clydez "the White Osi" and chicken-chop actually fight and someone gets hurt or in trouble with the law or(2) clydez no-shows and chopper struts all day?

Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
then I get to break his arm and call it self-defense AND he gets to be someone's wifey.

is your gf named Amy? if so, she was pretty hot : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
.

2) : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
Not even close

bob, while I've never met chopper, : Beez : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
I feel reasonably confident in saying that even he is not stupid enough to get into a fistfight before a Giants game ... and I'm just hoping that, real or contrived, this clydez fella is just some billy badass blowin' off steam, because if not, that is ... unfortunate.

chopper ... lol ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
sorry, man ... that didn't come out right ... that even he is not stupid enough

I'm really, really disturbed by this xanga development.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
..

And chopper? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
You wanna break my 8-year-old boy's arm now? I told you ... the boy will completely rip you a new one. He's got SKILLZ!

Is there any chance..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:55 PM
of setting this battle royal up within viewing distance of the BBI tailgate? That way Chopper can disembowel this guy for our amusement, and we might even be able to take a little action on it. Makes a nice BBI meet and greet.

Wow, approaching 700 posts. : manh george : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
That clydez is a leader among men.

clydez has mad sklilz! : Stu : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
.

I'll go with Door Number 2 : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
bob

I HOPE YOU HAD A HELL OF A CRAP : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
T-BONE!!!

you know : clydez : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
this is actually a very good giants website. i've really enjoyed reading some of the threads.

clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
I was only kidding with my comments, please don't p3wn me like you did to jlukes
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


manh ... now I'm pissed. : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
We could have had a thread like this before we met for our battle royale in The Bing. Dammit!

YAJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
What's your myspace address?

ok, so i'm guessing that was a NO on the Amy thing : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
.

Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to mention that! I still call dupe.

Shut up Farva.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
..

Clydez, don't start.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
crappin' out on us now. This thread has a shot at 1,000 posts. Pu$$y.

chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Give it a rest already!!! good crap on a stick man! Nothing is going to happen between you too Blutos, so just cool it.

Berry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Maybe a dupe, there's evidence both ways..

Beez, that wouldn't have worked. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
My wife is tougher than either of us, I assure you.

Davis, what evidence is there : Beez : 12/14/06 5:02 PM
in the "not a dupe" direction?
manh ... she was very nice. Perfect temperament for an assassin.


geez : Shaman : 12/14/06 5:03 PM
I gotta go guys...this was fun. clydez....you should just let it go so your friend doesn't lose his season tickets. You also don't want to miss this game.

You can stalk me all you want. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
Look hard enough and you'll find quite a few revealing shots of me online. One of them is a full shot of my mangina.
Serious.


For instance : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
I can't see why a dupe handle would not have pwn3d the lukes under his regular handle.
And the style is just not familiar in any way.


Perhaps. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:05 PM
But if he doesn't know jlukes, then why would he care?

i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff.

I've saved this thread as much as I can. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
But I have to leave the office now. Somebody take over.

Ok : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
so how come when you do a google image search for giantfilthy you come up with this?

Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
CardinalX asked if your girlfriends name is Amy. Maybe he was sitting behind you.

So, clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
What's it up to now? How many people are you going to kill at the game? I lost track.

I may feel stupid for it later..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
but I have to admit I'll be training the binocs on 312 every now and then Sunday.

clyde is the cyber winner : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
jlukes still without a response...as for sunday, that is yet to be seen

well not you beez : clydez : 12/14/06 5:11 PM
your not going to be there right?

This post had me in tears Lol! : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:12 PM
Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.


without response : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:13 PM
sorry i work for a living and have to make a commute home. I dont have my PDA open while im driving. Yeah, that is mine. Nothing to hide there. How is that getting pwn3d exactly?
I have a stalker...awesome.


....end bold : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:13 PM

clydez ... as far as you know, no. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
Do you really think I'd put a sign on my car, inviting you over? Nah ... I'd wait until you were into it with chopper, then slice your Achille's from behind. Then have some hamburgers.

Jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
has a stalker too! Pssssst, want two? I know someone.

and yes, that picture is of me : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
sophomore year in college on halloween. Notice the giants Dollar sign around my neck? Straight ballin'

Bavaro, just because i laughed : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
does NOT mean that it was me that tossed that beer either.

lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Not so much getting pwn3d as much as WHAT THE HELL is with that, that.. how do you kids say it? That Bling??!

jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
in the sense that some anonymous raving lunatic who wants to kill someone at the game now has your picture.

feel free to browse the site if you wish : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
nothing to hide.

Now this is a trick I'd like to see: : manh george : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Clyde is going to rip off a part of chopper's head, and NOT get thrown out of the game.

Davis - bling-blang to be exact : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
and as I said above, that picture is from halloween

OH, Halloween : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
Well I know all about lookin' like a tool on Halloween..

Like a tool? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
I think my boy lukes is quite handsome.

clydez is not gonna kill - or even hit - anybody. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
If he even exists ... and I'm still with the "BS crowd" ... I'm sayin' there's a meeting, some smirking and jawing and some eating and drinking, then a football game. Really wish I could be there, just to see Rich drag the bird.

CardinalX : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
I didn't say you threw beer. I'm saying that you may be the only witness to the event. He still hasn't answered if his gf is Amy.

Man : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
I could show you cats some pictures of me that would have you rolling

jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
so you have grown up some since then? because if you're not much bigger than that picture i might have to let my gf kick your ass to be fair to you.

jlukes is an A-Number 1 pu55y ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:19 PM
I can vouch for that. I mouthed off, threw popcorn in his direction and all he did was smile and wave. WTF!

me and osi from training camp : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:19 PM

clydez, don't you think it's rather pathetic that you are getting this worked up over the internet? I mean, what exactly would you tell your girlfriend on sunday "hunny, hold my beer, those guys over there joked around with me on the internet and now i need to beat them up?"


ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
the "you're not worth my effort so much so that even my billie bad ass girfriend can beat you up."
Notice how I changed billy to billie to denote the sex difference? Clever.


Psssst, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
Osi is the one in the blue jersey.

so you can bring your girlfriend into this : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
but we cant?
I got an Idea

You leave your girlfriend out of BBI, and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend


Holy S**t! : HOWYADOIN : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
This is the longest thread I have ever seen !

he's not saying much of anything at this point is he? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
I'm also not saying i didn't throw the beer either.
ok, i am definately saying i did not run for security


Ohhhhhhhhh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
the irony! jlukes postin' a picture with the non-white Osi. I think there's symbolism here, somewhere.
clydez, you have pics of your girlfriend?


lukes is savvy : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
And if the bible has taught us anything, its that savvy dominates teh ZZ Top al all times..

i guess not. : clydez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
you're changing your tune now pigeon chest. where's all the aggression from earlier?

Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
no religion.

Coincidence? Jlukes shows a picture with Osi... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
and clydz says he'll be wearing a white Osi jersey.
Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmmm"....


clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
please show me one post of aggression by me in this entire thread. (besides the whole cursing thing). at least 4.28 tim carter was funny. you're not even creative

Sorry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
If The Republican controlled Supreme court has taught us anything, its that Savvy dominates ZZ Top at all times..

clydez ... WTF! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend
Leaving the aggression??? lukes is flat-out taunting you!


speedy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
you need a new handle (5:21) :)

Shep! : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
LOL. Best thread ever for pure entertainmnet.

i think you need a less on the difference between : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:24 PM
"agression" and "busting your balls"

It's the West Coast thing, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
We're always behind.....

so are you going to be in 18c : clydez : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
jlukes? i'm not here to entertain you. i came here looking for some a$$hole from the cowboys game. you're a smartass little punk.

Jlukes - don't ask him to go through the entire thread looking for that... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:26 PM
It's too freakin' long!

i'm putting $10 on JLukes he can kick Ian's ass : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:27 PM
who's with me?!?!

Approaching 700..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:28 PM
posts and threats. WooHoo!

I'm with ya! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
I think jlukes has martial arts skills that clydez doesn't know about. Like Chopper....

Who : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
is Ian?

Ian is Amy's boyfriend : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
.

rockythompson says he can beat 'em all up! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
Yes he does.

Clyde, be careful. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
jlukes has a third degree black belt in Internet Ball Busting. That is nothing to mess around with. His fingers are registered as lethal weapons.

Yep, and they're cold too. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
.

This is amazing : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:31 PM
has any NFT reached this size?

This is worth repeating : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.

post 700 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!

clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
How are your knees? Ever injured? Or good-n-strong? Bet they're strong like bull, huh?

wait : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!

Berry - not sure, but.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
some of those political posts got pretty long.....

Think this : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
will reach 1000?

damn : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
Beez snuck in with post 700.

Bill : manh george : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
That can't be right. He says he isn't going to be thrown out of the game.

speedy : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
yeah they do, but they're boring as heck.

YES!!! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
gene, bow down before me!!!

True.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
The entertainment value on this one exceeds all those. Combined.

ahhhh : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
blow it out your hole Beez. I'll get 800!

in an effort to bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
FilmGiant is a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter....
oh, and George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.....


Is this clyde character the same guy : B in ALB : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
who said he could bench three plates? ahhahahhahahaha! Three plates of what? Sloppy Joe's?

Chopper - smack this clown around a bit, wouldya? And don't forget video.

manh ... technically, he's correct. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
You see, this whoppin' is allegedly going to occur in the lot BEFORE the game. So if he never gets INTO the game, he can't actually be tossed FROM it.

JLukes is gonna upgrade his seats to the handicap section : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
after he finishes with him in the parking lot

Beez, you're wrong : manh george : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff.
Surely, that requires not getting arrested before the game.


Oh, and clyde... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:41 PM
if things don't work out between you and your gf, JesseS knows someone you should meet. We BBIers are a very considerate and generous bunch.

Thanx to all : RAZE : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
you just cannot find comedy like this anywhere else

manh ... yes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
but you're assuming this character is walking away from a fight with chopper (or anyone) while several people who actually might have real-life friends here stare and do absolutely nothing. Yeah ... I think there'd be a 911 call before he got to use his friend's tickets.

Clydez, Chop will beat you 'til the gerbil falls out. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
you can bet on that.

Beez : manh george : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
I'm not assuming that. HE's assuming that.

manh ... you left out a pertinent part : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
for Jesse's requirements: we're gonna need to see pictures here.

Film ... let's see : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
the new web site!

Where is that guy? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:44 PM
I got some beer I want to throw on him.

You wanna throw beer : Beez : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
on FilmGiant now?

Hey Pal, there's a girl in my bed wearing : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
a red shockey jersey. Interested?

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
CLYDEZ HAS A MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!
http://web.archive.org/web/20070202011631/http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=138803671 (new window)

No, on : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:46 PM
Ali.

LOL! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:47 PM
LOL!

Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/14/06 5:48 PM
Who is "Tom?"

jlukes : manh george : 12/14/06 5:49 PM
As Sun-Tsu said, keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.

Clydez. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
"i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff"
"Ears and noses will be the trophys of the day."

You meeting at 18a or "the Five Points"?


you know what is sad? : clydez : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
so many people that don't know me feel the need to insult me and my girlfriend instead of being helpful. joey in va is the only person here that even tried to help in any honest way. the rest of you don't seem to care that jlukes and chopperhatch might get seriously f***ed up on sunday. or that i may go to jail for this. if i was at a game and any of you strangers were hit with beer or anything else, i would nail the a$$hole that did it. if they hit a woman i woiuld throw them down on the field. but no. instead you act like dicks.

By helpful you mean : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
to find someone who 'may' have thrown beer on you so you could beat the crap out of him? what if someone else thru the beer?

that was funny jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
you really got me. 18c pu$$y?

you know what is even more sad? : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
saying you'd be willing to go to jail over a bunch of jab on an internet message board? Yeah...I wonder why you got thrown out of the stadium.

i did not : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
or did i?

So... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
"i hope i see you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off" was a cry for help? Hooda thunk?

Clydez : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
If he threw a beer at you, WHY DID YOU GET KICKED OUT? What am I missing? I think you were being a dick to stand all game, but that is NO EXCUSE for someone throwing a beer at you and your girl. Seriously, I dont understand why you got kicked out.

jgrasty : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:56 PM
did you miss the part where he climbed over the seats to try to punch out the guy instead of going to get security and handling it like a man

i got thrown out of the stadium : clydez : 12/14/06 5:57 PM
because a pu$$y assaulted me and my gf and ran away and told security i was chasing him. just like right now a few pu$$ies here are talking s*** but will not face me and are already planning on calling the police if i throttle their friend in the parking lot.

ok : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:59 PM
I understood he ran and told security you were after him, but if why didnt you tell security he threw a beer at you? The fact that you or your girl were wet from the beer should have been pretty convincing evidence. Not trying to be a ball buster, but it doesnt seem logical that they would kick you out based solely on some dude saying you were after him.

and i'll do it again too : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:59 PM























































or will i?


I think what's most sad, clydez, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:01 PM
is that you (still callin' BS, by the way, but ...) post a profanity-laced, threatening message on a board you claim to never have been to before ... assuming that, YEAH, everyone here would just LOVE to help you very likely break the law, while the whole time you're actually arguing with anyone/everyone who is telling you that MAYBE, just maybe, you might wanna sit your ass down so people who actually PAID to be there can see.
What's in the running now for "funniest," is that after all this, you say Joey tried to HELP YOU! BAAAAAhahahaha ... COMPLETE PROOF THIS IS A DUPE!

And about people here needing to be concerned about chopper or jlukes being beaten by you ... do you REALLY think a group of 10-20 people is going to stand idly by and allow that to happen? I mean ... really, man ... get a grip. So you're billy badass. I still don't think you want to mess with some of the folks who post frequently on BBI.


i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
but they told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because they thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his friends.

Beez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
I did offer help, tactical advice on how to pummel people from my days as a mean overly aggressive jerkface. Like, last week I think

clydez : manh george : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
Trust me, if you go after some BBIer in the parking lot, you will need the cops, not the other guy. Mobs of angry BBIers can get ugly. As a matter of fact, a lot of them ARE ugly.
Btw, how do you expect to identify him?


YOU!??!? ENRAGED?!!?! : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
NEVER!!!!

Joey, no disrespect. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
It was excellent tactical advice.

"because they thought i was enraged" : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Gee, what would ever give them THAT idea???

Holy Crap : thebregs : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Over 740 comments but yet still no picture of Clydez girlfriend. Is it maybe cardinal X from ca?

Yeah! What manh said! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Andwe have photos to prove it!

clydez : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
First off, I'm pissed I'm just now checking out this thread. Should've started reading it earlier. Secondly, you really need to relax. Seriously. Coming onto this site and talking sh!t about a guy who it seems to me, and I haven't read the whole thread yet so maybe I missed it where the guy who threw the beer on you came clean (no pun intended), either doesn't visit this board or if he does is not going to let you know who he is, is kind of childish.
It's commendable that you want to stick up for yourself and your girl but at the same time those that said earlier that you're gonna get your friends tickets revoked bring up a very good point. If you were my friend and you got my season tickets that have been in my family for generations and would have to wait 30+ years for another chance at them revoked the clown who threw the beer on you would be the LAST person you'd have to worry about.

For real...if you really want to get the guy back...just wait until the game's over and follow him out into the parking lot and then do with him as you will. But to take a chance on losing your friends tickets because you want to show how tough you are to your girl is a lil selfish don't you think? If you get thrown out and those tickets revoked it's not YOUR tickets that are being lost are they? Think about it.


jlukes : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
thats kinda what i was getting at. Unless I;m missing something Clydez seems to think he was kicked out b/c this guy threw a beer at him (which we all agree is wrong) and then ran to security. In reality, clydez got kicked out b/c instead of going to security himself (and getting this guy kicked out) he climbed through the stands after the guy. If I have the basic facts right, allow me 2 points:
1) While getting security would have been the most rational/logical thing to do, it is hard to be rational/logical when you have been dowsed in beer. I'm not saying I would have reacted the same way (or that I wouldn't have) but I can say I understand.

2) I'm still surprised that security would have kicked Clydez out instead of the guy who threw the beer.

Those two points made, clydez handling of this matter online has been pretty ridiculous.


i concur with Beez's 6:01 post : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:07 PM
.

clydez ... here's my best "fatherly" advice, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
even though I'm older bu not old enough to be your father ... maybean older brother who is really, really funny at family gatherings and on sports message boards ... I digress ...
I suggest you meet some of the good people of BBI who are from all over the map. Younger, older, big, small, tough and not so much. Ultimately, no one here really wants to fight (except gidiefor, but he's a big pu55y). But seriously, you're being a collosal jackass and OF COURSE if you throw punches at anyone at a tailgate, you're going to be arrested. Because what BBIers do better than anything ... they LIE! So ... chill, grow up, take a laxative, whatever it is you do to "come down" off a two-week vendetta, then go and actually ENJOY a great day with some new people, and, we hope, a HUGE Giants win.

That's the best I got.


this is all bullsh1t : B in ALB : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
but what you should do, clydez, is right before kickoff as you're making your way to your seat, go up to this cat and shake his hand - add in, "Hey man, i was a bit heated at the Bears game, what happened, happened, no hard feelings." Let him relax and enjoy the game. THEN jump him in the lot when it's dark out, ya dig? But then again, this is all nonsense, right? Thanks for the edutainment though.

jgrasty, you are missing a key point. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
There must have been some reason why they thought he was too enraged to safely be allowed back to his seat. Clenched fists, beet-red face, smoke coming from his ears, whatever. If they didn't think he was pissed, he would have been allowed back.

Beez -- just wanna double check with you : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:10 PM
I am pretty sure I have said nothing along the lines of "fighting" or "throwing down"

jgrasty and manh : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
i think there were plenty of tell tale signs that this guy is a nut (if he is even real). just look at how is is acting ON THE INTERNET

jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
YOu just said those very things.

joey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
touche

No, jlukes ... when I threw the popcorn at you, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
you just smiled. You wanted NO PART OF THE BEEZ!

Beez, I could beat you with one arm behind my back (holding a sledge hammer : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
it was your brother that i wanted know part of.

Oh ... you meant him. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
Fight? No. Antagonize? Sure. But who hasn't? Of course, other than the extremely useful and big helper Joey.

CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
"in an effort to bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM FilmGiant is a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter.... oh, and George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.."
Suffice it to say you're an antagonistic little v agina who's secretly involved in the communist underground and who services Bill Maher in the back of his Prius on an almost daily basis.


Section 321? : AcesUp : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
Phew, thought that was me for a second. I did throw a beer at this pu$$y and his girlfriend in section 312 though. He was being an ass by standing all game and refused to sit down after I kindly asked him to. Funniest part is that I got him kicked out on top of it when the douche tried to fight me.

With my brother again? : Beez : 12/14/06 6:16 PM
You and Larry ... well, my brother reads BBI, so he'll enjoy knowing that two people in the world are intimidated by him. Although he'll wonder what part of eating food, smiling, shaking hands, trading small-talk and watching TV games at a tailgate were intimidating.

Uh-oh - Mgorga is fully engaged.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
Stand back!
:-)


Notice how gas prices have shot up immediately after the election? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
F-in Republications. This time it didn't work fellas...
A public service announcement not to be confused with anything political...


I am seriosuly trying my best to follow this : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
and I am completely dumbfounded. Someone please sum up..

Beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
its just that drummers are so badass

Hey : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
that was actually me in the shockey jersey.. and i wasnt running from you i needed a new beer because you and your ugly ass girl were wearing mine.. next time get ur facts straight! U gay meatheaded idiot... u seem like the kinda roid raged as$hole that beats his girls anyway.. that musta been ur sister.. give her a holla for me, sometimes i throw a bone to the ugly ones!!

Tommy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
* clydez and his chick had beer tossed on them at the Dallas game. He came here to "find" the perpetrator and enlist our (your) help.
* all-out hilarity ensued, during which time clydez set a course for jlukes and chopper, the meanest, baddest BBI SOBs, and has plans to meet and beta them to a pulp somewhere around 1 o'clock Sunday.
* FilmGiant arrived.

They do have that whole : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
"fast hands" thing.

alright alright : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:21 PM
I'm sorry. You guys have to know though, in my own defence, that he smells even worse then he strings together his pearls of wisdom. Couple the stench with his unwillingness to sit for more then 2 minutes at a time and it just had to be done. The wind was blowing his odiousness all over everyone and there wasn't a shower handy.

I think clydez is a master of parody of the type : Del Shofner : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
that gets BBI going. Therefore, I say he is the same guy as ... diego!

Tommy : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
pretty much the guy wanted to know who threw beer at him and BBIers kept joking with him... so he took it the wrong way.

This thread is NOTHING compared to : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
the Tommer/Hash thread. King Kong ain't got nuthin' on Tommer/Hash.

I agree Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
He called jlukes or Chopp a twat earlier. That's definitely a BBI thing.

and FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
she sure looked like one of his "model-friends" from my vantage point.

people that stand when no one else is standing : djm : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
are a$$holes of the highest order. There's this word i'm thinking of....it's coming to me.....ahh yes.... consideration.
Try it out once in a while. Showing consideration for others just might alleviate some of the problems you are dealing with. Most notably a soaked girl friend. The jagoff that threw beer on you should be picking his teeth up off the ground but still, you need to ask yourself why people are giving you problems. Life is a two way street.


Clydez : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
Just chill man. Chances are he'll be back this weekend.
And you can let him know then.

Its suicide pickin on Chopperhatch and Jlukes.

DON'T BE FOOLED by the pictures you see, TRUST ME they are NOT to be messed with.

Just ask my broken leg..
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Bockman : 1/29/2014 3:22 pm : link

And this thread has deteriorated into telling Mama jokes... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:47 PM
Good work, Stan!

We were so close. But ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:47 PM


yea : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
I go with my gf to protect her and make sure that she doesnt get beer tossed on her..but if that does happen I make sure I go on every Forum from the Giants to find out who did it.. I then tell my gf that I am going to beat up some guys that were bullying me online...wahhhh..get a clue...and btw I will be in 18 so...............

This has been : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
one of the funnier threads I've read here in a looooong time. Kudos to Berry, Beez, Davisian, bob in tx, Randy, Joey, Filthy, Peter, Stu and everyone else! Especially chopperhatch!

Gene, i took some decent local shots recently : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
thought you'd appreciate them. but apparently the online website that hosts them.. only hosts them for a temporary period. they're really only good full sized or atleast decent sized. not the little crap like snapperfish.crap site displays anyways, if you have any interest or suggestions i'll upload them again

Hmmm, clydez vs Stan? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
I'm on your side with that one clydez!

clydez will have to bring his army : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
To deal with me...

my guess is clyde's girl came home : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
and yelled at him

fork you tu T-Bone. : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
i'm tired of you discriminating against me. you never include me in any of your reindeer games

So ... just collecting all of this ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
jlukes, while sniping from a distance ... that's off, and I think chopper's off, too, although the second he pops back here it'll be on. This we know. So, TT is on ... and Stan? Well, he's long-distance, so not "on" on, but on, like a gnat, on. Anything else?

No, Cards..... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
We're cool. Seriously.....

Been here lurkin : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
Been preety busy, not much time to post.

actually, they are pretty decent pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
i'm quite proud of one or two of them

T-bone : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
so a brotha can't get a shout out!

GMAN...I might need some help against you. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
You're angry. ;-)

lukes ... I actually appreciate how : Beez : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
you throw little jabs, then dance ... toss in some "soothing" chatter to calm the tides, then when it looks like things are about done, BAM, you're in again. Nice.

Beez. -- he has stopped attacking/stalking me : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
so i stopped throwing stuff back in his face. By the way, did you see his website?

clyde's girl couldn't be home : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
She's still shining my shoes..

Cards... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
Glamour Shots?

Yes. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
clydez has a very nice web site.

Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
all Blacks are angry..i thought you knew that..:-)..

I think you've got it, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
though if clydez starts in with politics, it could get REAL ugly with Mgorga...

By the way, lukes, that's not how I saw things ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
but hey ...

CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
And you'll be at the EATCHITANDDIE picnic.

by the way, have you checked out : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez myspace?
Link (new window)

Stan : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
make sure to send her back over her when she's finished. I'm feeling very into sloppy 52nds right about now.

CardinalX, if you stand behind Rudolph... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
just be sure that your brakes are sound. Otherwise, you will end up as CardinalX the brown-nosed reindeer.

Oh crap ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez? Are you black?

Jlukes : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no this is it
OmG (new window)

JL : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no way he has a friend...no way. He must have split his personality, again.

As an aside, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
I'd really like to try to get FilmGiant and x meadowlander in the same room at the same time. They're just an hour apart and I think it might rival the entertainment value of this thread ... for me, anyway. And that's what's important. Me.

Beez, it is an art that takes time to learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
you just gotta roll with it for awhile and then attack when your opponent is at his weakest

Cardinal : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
actually you do..now there is nothing in between us except for air and opportunity..so bring you ass down to DC..

Oh and what happen to the FIX on the Debold machines? : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
This election was kosher because the left won.

i'm done here. : clydez : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
wow i thought that giants fans would be much more manly than this. i hope some little f@ggot weasel throws beer on some of you and your women at the next game. then i hope when you are man enough to do something about it you get kicked out of the stadium. i'll see some of you on sunday.

jlukes's : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
version of clydes myspace is hilarious

And here we go! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
.

no gene, they are coast etc shots from : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
the dana point, corona del mar, newport area. no worries, why bother showing you them? you see this stuff all the time too. never mind :p

But clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
you didn't actually DO anything. You just got kicked out.

You see, it was his fault. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
He was manly enough to do something about it. Manly=stupid.

all giants fans are not created equal : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
and clearly, you are last in line at he buffet table.

Beez - don't think I don't appreciate your effort here.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
there's still hope we can get there...

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://web.archive.org/web/20070202011631/http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://web.archive.org/web/20070202011631/http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://web.archive.org/web/20070202011631/http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://web.archive.org/web/20070202011631/http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://web.archive.org/web/20070202011631/http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://web.archive.org/web/20070202011631/http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)

GREATEST THREAD : Antdog23 : 12/14/06 7:07 PM
EVER!!!

THIS THREAD NEEDS A FIGHT SONG!! : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:10 PM
DIE EAGLES DIE.....IN THE SWAMPS OF NEW JERS Y.....DIE EAGLES DIE......ANOTHER YEAR OF FUTILITY......GIANTS ON THE RISE.....PLAYOFFS A GUARANTEE.....SO BYE EAGLES BYE.....YOU LOSERS SUCK YOUR HIST OR Y!!!!!!!!

CLYDEZ DON'T QUIT NOW : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:11 PM
This thing is finally starting to get some traction.....please

Clydez : SJU Giant : 12/14/06 7:12 PM
your Muslim? I got your back.

I think we may have the BS smoking gun.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:18 PM
"i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM but they told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because they thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his friends"
So I'm not real sure at what point he talked to beer chucker (Cardinal)'s friend about knowing the the beer chucker (lets call him Cardinal) from a fan site..

But I am a really crappy detective.. (Like Cardinal)..


davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
have you checked out clydez's new wallpaper?

ignatious Reily(SP?) : djm : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
eat your heart out.

The man has taste.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:26 PM
We have to give him that..

I'm part of history... : Big Blue Heavy HIttaz 92 : 12/14/06 7:40 PM
Muahahahhaahah!

896 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

897 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

898 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

899 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.

derp... : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I hope Sunday gets here soon.

900 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I rule!

LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
Britt! You nabbed 900 from me!

901 Gene : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
just missed

the best part is : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
it was completely unintentional on his part

damn...LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:59 PM
I know...classic

YES! : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:59 PM


Was anyone else : kcball65 : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
in section 319 f0r the texans when that dude puked all over the two girls and two guys in front of him, was hilarious except for the puke smell i had to deal with all through the game

Are those pasties? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
Sweet.

8:08 post : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:14 PM
i so rule!

crap : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:15 PM
either my clock is off.. or the BBI clock is off... and i set my clock by the official Atomic clock so.... ding! fries are done

frrrrp : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:17 PM
..

snap! they're back Gene : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
you can make these bigger. look if you like. like if you look. or not no biggy
take a gander (new window)

Heading for 1000 : ArtVandelay : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
So much for the BBI code of conduct - "If someone does create an offensive post or launch a personal attack, do not respond to this and thus ignite the discussion any further. Ignore it and move on. Be a bigger man or woman than the attacker"

you got a teenie peepee and you smell like funions : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:22 PM
how ya like me meow?!?!?!

Nice pics.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:23 PM
For a f@ggot who would probably run to security if he ran into a real photographer meow.

if i threw beer at you Davisian... running to security would be the LAST : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:25 PM
thing i did...
first, i would lick it off your hot girlfriend (if shep didn't mind of course) then i would run to security


Why don't you back it up Sunday toughguy? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:29 PM
I'll be in the bushes outside of Filthy's house. Lets see if you're man enough to show..
With baby oil..


oh, i'll be there... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:31 PM
and i'm bringing my whole Verizon Network with me

can you hear me meow?!?!?! biiatchh : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
,

good pics dude : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
did you take a class?

in fact : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:35 PM
you can see my summer house in picture #9.

nope, those were all spur of the moment pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:37 PM
that i just happened to have my cam with me and be in the "right" place. i got a ton more, those are just some i put up the other day.
honestly, i take very little credit for them. i'm just snapping in a direction. i really enjoy them and enjoy taking the pics. but i was looking for a little feedback to see if they were anything worth sharing.

i'd like to upgrade my camera to an SLR and possibly find a free or cheap web hosting site where i can share fullsized versions.


cardinal, those are some great pics : jlukes : 12/14/06 8:40 PM
i'm the same way, i love taking spur of the moment pictures

"I stand the whole game" : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 8:42 PM
There's a clue. The question is who the fuck is this clown?

Wow, what a thread... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 8:43 PM
Not even a hijack attempt by the usual (unfunny) suspects could derail it. clydez dominated from beginning to end. My hat is off to you, sir.

surely you jest Gene? I mean, i'm guessing you are joking : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:56 PM
i wouldn't mean to call you shirley... or assume you were serious that you had a summer home 10 minutes from your normal home... and isn't summer year round here?
well, it kinda seems that way to me, coming from NY and all. anyways, thanks for the appreciative comments. i've thrown some similar ones up for additional viewing comments, suggestions and further millering attempts :D
comments welcome (new window)


Wow ... 927 and rising ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
with a bullet! And you folks didn't think 1,000 was possible.

cardinal : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
pic 5 of that set is amazing. i started a new thread. post your persona favorites there

Sorry to interrupt, but Miss USA has emotional problems! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:14 PM


So... : lono801 : 12/14/06 9:16 PM
Kevin James is gonna fight the guy from ZZ Top? Im almost looking forward to hearing how the punches went down...Almost.
The line of the thread goes to RinR and his 2:27 PM post...'Im so glad Al Gore invented the internet.'

Just doing my part getting this pig to 1,000....


"I can't really talk about it now," Trump said. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:17 PM
"But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that."
Internet gossip Web site TMZ.com reported that pageant officials and NBC met Tuesday to discuss Conner's alleged bad behavior, "including her conduct at New York City bars." The Web site did not name its sources.

Miss USA is considered a role model and must act accordingly, said Lark-Marie Anton, spokeswoman for the Miss Universe Organization, which produces the Miss USA pageant. Behavior such as underage drinking is clearly prohibited, she said.

Bad behavior. Meeeeeow!!!


Are you kidding me? : Beez : 12/14/06 9:20 PM

MEDIC!

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKUS!!!! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 9:26 PM
.

1,000 post threads are possible... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 9:29 PM
Giant Kurt's "I'm an Idiot" thread topped it with ease a few years back.

Was there ever : Beez : 12/14/06 9:32 PM
a Rich in LA "I'm an idiot" thread? I mean, other than the old man porn.

Holy crap : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:01 PM
I went to a xmas party, had dinner, got a little liquored up and here this thread still is.

So ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:05 PM
you and Miss USA, eh Berry? :)

what : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:07 PM
she had a few drinks?

Yeah. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:22 PM
And Trump is pissed!

Did : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:26 PM
he flip his wig?

Its a comb-over... : lono801 : 12/14/06 10:28 PM
not a wig....

clydez : Melvin S. : 12/14/06 10:34 PM
its a pretty funny old world. I know three brothers that work at Giants games, one in the club and two in security and when our gang was drinking some rum after the game like we always do they were talking about this little tussle and you should know there a group of security guys going to be on the lookout for you on Sunday

Beez : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 11:33 PM
You're mixing me up with Stan...

So that's what happened : The Other Mike T. : 12/14/06 11:51 PM
to my Captain Morgan!
Well done Bockman  
Spackler : 1/29/2014 3:30 pm : link
brilliant thread. I was just lurking back then.
Holy Crap, I just gloriously wasted a ton of time  
Moondwg : 1/29/2014 3:31 pm : link
.
Can't believe that  
Stufftherun : 1/29/2014 4:15 pm : link
was 2006! Doesn't seem that long ago.
Wow  
sshin05 : 1/30/2014 9:54 am : link
how did i miss this thread back then? Some of the funniest comments i've read in a long time.
My first attempt at posting this broke BBI  
Bockman : 1/30/2014 9:57 am : link
because the text file is so damn big/long. We kept that thread going for WEEKS.

I also have the Tommer thread, but its unformatted. I think someone else posted a nice version a few months ago.

Come to think of it, I might have the Beaversausage thread also. I'll have to look for it tonight.
Where has CardinalX been.  
Curtis in VA : 1/30/2014 10:06 am : link
That guy was always pretty funny.
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