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NFT: 1st night of single life...
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:34 pm
last night here's how it went..
all in all it went pretty good.
did you piss your pants in the first pic??
GMenLTS : 4/13/2008 11:36 pm
n why no bar with females?
for some reason... it all wasnt put on there
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:37 pm
Went to a lil party in the country and my ex showed up that was pretty stupid. dominated in beer pong 8-0 before I lost my first game. I was strokin during beer pong for some reason. draining cups.. It was a good time it was tough to be around here and not be dating but I gotta admit it was nice to have a lil freedom.
haha yeah
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:37 pm
I pee'd on myself.. It was cold out I thought i was done lol.
so you drank Busch, Labatt, and Heinekens
B in ALB : 4/13/2008 11:37 pm
while munching on Cheese-Its and Mustard in some dude's garage. Awesome!
you really
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/13/2008 11:39 pm
peed on yourself?
and...
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/13/2008 11:39 pm
1-19-05?
I actually had a venison sandwich with some Sweet baby ray's BBQ sauce
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:41 pm
drank Busch light and a couple 24's of steel reserve.. I drank 2 steels and about a 12-15 busch lights and I was more drunk from the steel reserve lol.
Posting pics of pissing your pants (hows that for alliteration?)
j_rud : 4/13/2008 11:41 pm
That has got to be a BBI first...
and the second pic
SAMSON : 4/13/2008 11:41 pm
4/12/20??
LOL
GMenLTS : 4/13/2008 11:41 pm
I figured it was just beer!
I dont know why it says 1-19-05
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:41 pm
it must of been the date on the camera or w/e...
haha no it's pee
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:43 pm
idc.. its not like I did it on purpose.
Steel Reserve
B in ALB : 4/13/2008 11:43 pm
Busch Light, Mustard, Beer Pong and Cheese Its - congratulations on your new single life bro - sounds like heaven.
you really posted
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/13/2008 11:45 pm
a pic of yourself after you peed your pants?
Seriously?
dude.. your so far off...
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:45 pm
why you gotta be a sausage man.. dick off bro.
lol Osi.
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:46 pm
I didnt pee my pants.. I dribbled lol.
it was cold and I thought I was done....
bavarofan89 : 4/13/2008 11:47 pm
I wasn't...shit happens ya kno.. not that big a deal.
that's a significantly sized
GMenLTS : 4/13/2008 11:47 pm
stain. lol
Why couldnt this be posted at 10AM Monday morning?
j_rud : 4/13/2008 11:52 pm
.
j_rud
B in ALB : 4/13/2008 11:53 pm
it will be.
dribble?
j_rud : 4/13/2008 11:53 pm
That looks like the faucet was dripping all night lol.
jrud
GMenLTS : 4/13/2008 11:54 pm
this must be bumped in the morning!
btw
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/13/2008 11:59 pm
you look pretty funny in the first pic. You look drunk as hell and have the finger point thing going on.
haha i love it.
pierce58 : 4/14/2008 12:00 am
there is nothing wrong with drinking your problems away...urinating yourself and posting it on the internet? now that's another story.
Why are the picture dates
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:00 am
so different? Weird.
The kid in the Michigan hat
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:00 am
looks terrified.
..
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 12:01 am
um..where to even begin
lmao jrud
anammi : 4/14/2008 12:01 am
.
yankees
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:02 am
just begin with lots of lurvv
.
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 12:03 am
lol
that'd be cool if Eric bumped this up in the am..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:06 am
.
You're SINGLE?!?!?
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:06 am
No fuckin WAY!!!
funny
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:08 am
really funny
what the shit is that supposed to mean?
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:08 am
?
Holy shit B
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:08 am
Here I am feeling bad for busting the guys balls, but you're just fucking brutal lol.
this is about 3 minutes away
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:09 am
from getting really nasty...
he's just pouting because I called him a sausage man..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:10 am
he doesn't know how to take it.
1st night?
nedhiggins : 4/14/2008 12:10 am
Based on these pics it won't be the last.
____________
Ninja : 4/14/2008 12:10 am
this is so great. i love it.
jk man
nedhiggins : 4/14/2008 12:10 am
just bustin ya balls
you crossed the line
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:11 am
the talking about peeing your pants... but man dude why did you have to go and kidnapp that kid, junior looks terrified.
bustin balls is cool
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:11 am
but flat out being a total dingleberry is just annoying. I mean I dont care it's a forum I dont know the guy i'm not going to let it get to me. it's just uncalled for ya know.
I dont think he's pouting
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:12 am
I mean, c'mon man, you posted a pic of yourself on the internet with a fairly large, noticeable urine stain on your pants.
This is like a bank robber surrounded and stuck in a stand off: there was only one way this was gonna end...
your like 26
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:12 am
and he is 12, and doesn't want to be there
jesus christ.. I didnt pee my damn pants
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:12 am
it was about 35 degrees out and I thought I was done.. damn you guys are tough tonight.
i'm 22
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:13 am
he's 19
Ive read a lot of funny shit on BBI, but this is a first:
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:13 am
"jesus christ.. I didnt pee my damn pants!"
rud
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:14 am
lmao
hahahaha holy shit
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:14 am
this thread is amazing
hold on here
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:16 am
you called me a Sausage Man?
Meanwhile, you're drinkin Busch Light and Steel Reserve with kids after a badass game of beer pong where you were careful not to let the ball hit your piss pants and you're PROUD of the fact that there's no pussy in your life? And I'M the Sausage Man? hahahaha!
you're not for real. this can't be possible.
Is this thread done being funny?
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:17 am
I mean, I dont wanna close my laptop only to discover later on that there was more funny left and it leaked all over the place...
Am I really grabbing for straws?
nedhiggins : 4/14/2008 12:17 am
Or does the kid in the bottom resemble kevin boss?
The reason you're getting all the flack
CL : 4/14/2008 12:17 am
is because when people see a thread titled, "1st night of single life..." they expect to see you eye sockets deep in some stripper named "Mt. Rushmore," not in a garage with your arm around another guy and obvious urine stains standing out on your pants.
A girlfriend shouldn't prevent you from having fun with your friends...no matter what that might mean to you.
I think we found Artie Langes
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 12:17 am
replacement
LMAO
Pizbo : 4/14/2008 12:18 am
this definitely beats my lama blanket thread.
This is just one of those thing you don't post on the internet. One day his grandkids will be surfing the net and there will be gramps with piss all over himself and a kidnapped child.
It just the sweatpants
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:18 am
if you had jeans you wouldn't even notice.
I know a dude who LIKES to pee on himslef at parties, he says the scent attracts the ladies, and he has the results to match. Maybe if you planned your night like this
1. kidnapp junior
2. pee onself
3. go to party/bar
instead of like this
1. kidnapp junior
2. go to party
3. pee on yourself
4. sit in garage and eat cheez-its
things would have gone better man. Just advice for next time.
the weekday BBI crew
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:19 am
is gonna crucify you
lmao
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 12:19 am
bavarofan, you seem like a cool guy judging from your previous BBI posts and stuff but this thread... let's just say it was a mistake. But please don't delete it lol.
CL, lol
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:19 am
can we please stop bustin on the guy, at least til morning, at least he's taking it like a man, I don't wanna see this deleted.
This
nedhiggins : 4/14/2008 12:19 am
is undoubtedly the greatest thread in the past year
On the bright side
Art in JerseyII : 4/14/2008 12:20 am
if you can avoid crapping your shorts the second night has got to be better than the first:)
Bradshaw
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:20 am
that shit is hilarious.
Don't forget the mustard and little bottle of "jam" in the corner. Hopefully the kids didn't get too drunk on Steel Reserve.
osi agreed
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:20 am
bavarofan's a cool guy from I've seen, but this is precious.
correction
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:21 am
this thread is good now, but will undoubtedly become one of the greatest ever tomorrow morning.
The Gey must be removed
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:21 am
The Gey must be removed
The Gey must be removed
"Of course he peed his pants! Peeing your pants is the COOLEST!
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:22 am
good call paulie
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:22 am
.
Seriously though bavarofan89
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:22 am
You are being a great sport, but when you post pictures of "1st night of single life" and the 1st picture involves urine on your pants, and what appears to be grenadine on the table, you can't ask BBI to go easy on you...
It all about the bottle of pink wine in bottom left corner
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:22 am
thats the way shit gets started in these parts.
rud
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:23 am
I've been waiting for someone to make the reference
wow
Matt in SGS : 4/14/2008 12:23 am
I thought it was going to be tough to top Ralph's "more than a hole". You might want to invest in a Sneaky Leaker next time to be safe in 35 degree temps
http://www.nomoz.org/site/2547622/sneaky-leaker.html- ( New Window )
seriously... this guy
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:23 am
is fcckign doomed when the GSM gets ahold of this thread
is it grenadine?
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:24 am
.
this can't be real
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:24 am
it's all a set up.
There's no way a guy with piss stains traded slash for hangin with kidnapped high school kids in his locked garage after enticing them with unlimited amounts of Busch Light, Heinies, Yellow Mustard and Cheese-Its all enjoyed in between games of beer pong and "Look At My Levi Tag."
bradshaw
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:25 am
I used to be a busboy, and made the Shirley Temples--I'd know Grenadine anywhere!
soo....
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 12:25 am
did you do your laundry yet? Or are the peepee pants still lying around...
I think yankees is offering
Art in JerseyII : 4/14/2008 12:26 am
to wash his laundry.
Maybe there is something to that pee stains = bagging chicks theory
whatever, i'm not impressed
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:26 am
it'd be a lot cooler if you SHARTED in your pants. Piss is for losers!
lol.. when barilko see's this
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:26 am
he'll understand he's a upstate new york guy and by that I mean north of cuse lol. we hunt.. drink beer and have fun.. thats what we do.. sorry some of you city folk can't interpret that.
..
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 12:27 am
oh no no no
thats even cooler then pink wine
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:27 am
that garage is the place to party. Its like Studio 54 circa-78
Sometimes I really wonder how a message board can
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:27 am
actually have me laughing out loud, but it's threads like these that are a great reminder of why.
They are lucky I wasn't there
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:28 am
I can make a MEAN shirley temple dudes, we'd have been so wasted...
on sugar.
B
Matt in SGS : 4/14/2008 12:28 am
we refer to that as the "G & L" for "Gamble and Lose".
I guess
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:28 am
Not pissing myself makes me city folk?
;)
lol the pee pee pants have been washed and dried.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:28 am
although they have yet to be folded.
bavaro
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:29 am
Im a country boy. I grew up doing most of the same stuff as you...fishing, hunting, drinking beer, not peeing my pants. Hey, I said "most of the same stuff".
Danny
Art in JerseyII : 4/14/2008 12:29 am
LOL
Cityslicker:)
but from the country and raw
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:29 am
like Margaux Hemingway and Freddie Mercury ain't allowed in
I gotta
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 12:30 am
try pissing my pants more often.
.
Pizbo : 4/14/2008 12:30 am
"he'll understand he's a upstate new york guy and by that I mean north of cuse lol. we hunt.. drink beer and have fun.. thats what we do.. sorry some of you city folk can't interpret that."
Dude, I'm from Texas and do all of that minus the pee pants. Whatever it is y'all do up there don't stop.
Holy shit I can't stop laughing
Welcome to BBI- I fixed it for you
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:30 am
I need to go to bed
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:31 am
But I cannot stop hitting refresh then literally laughing out loud.
...
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 12:31 am
laundry is done? good.
I never knew a picture of me peeing on my shorts ( ON ACCIDENT)
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:31 am
would make this the biggest thread of the year. I will say I am somewhat flattered by all the views and posts.. I definitly did not expect this.
so like what was themotivation behind these photos
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:31 am
they ain't no action shots. You guys were like "lets get this done!"
I love this place
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:31 am
.
The kid in the Michigan hat will be on CNN tomorrow morning
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:32 am
as a missing child.
his "piss stains"
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:32 am
are from leaning on the beer pong table and getting spilled zima on his panties. come on, y'all.
Pizbo, this is so classic
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:32 am
Quote:
Dude, I'm from Texas and do all of that minus the pee pants.
OMG
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:32 am
Davisian is peeing himself in is sleep right now.. This is going to be like Christmas for him
Someone needs to take the picture
Pizbo : 4/14/2008 12:32 am
and superimpose a rainbow in place of the piss stain to make it P.C. for work
lol
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:32 am
this has not topped ralph C just yet, we need to see the morning crew reaction before that can be determined.
So...
BigGMenBlue24 : 4/14/2008 12:34 am
You played ruit with some friends in a garage on a Saturday night.
Why is this a thread?
the kids visibly shaken in that photo
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:34 am
look at how his arm is pressed up against his body. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BE HIS NEW FATHER DUDE! let him go
"PC" ?
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:34 am
Piss contained?
For the record
Art in JerseyII : 4/14/2008 12:34 am
I think Bill L is an upstater as well
Just saying.
bavaro
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 12:35 am
BY ACCIDENT? Oh I thought you did that on purpose. I don't see what the big deal is anymore.
it's a thread because I wanted it to be.. I dont know.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:35 am
?
SALADS
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:36 am
say it
SALADS....
For some reason, I think this belongs here
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:37 am
LOL
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 12:38 am
That's the stereotypical St Lawrence County garage.
bavaro, I'm guessing Lisbon.
seriously...
anammi : 4/14/2008 12:38 am
tears from laughing so hard.
as long as you didn't
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:38 am
slip some date-rape-drug in that cats' brew i don't care if you shit your thong.
ok for the last time I will explain the pee thing..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:39 am
I went outside to pee.. I did it thought I finished but because up here in the boondacks we don't see above freezing temps at night until june... I happened to "drip" a lil.. it was a total accident and I gurandamntee that 3/4's of the males 18 and above here have done something similar in their life. I'm honestly not embarassed shit happens.... it dried and I went on with my life lol.
Damn there are so many things I could do with these pictures
Pizbo : 4/14/2008 12:39 am
if only I had the software. F' macs.
I went to a party last night with my friends.
BigGMenBlue24 : 4/14/2008 12:39 am
It was fun. We drank alcoholic beverages. Then I went to a shitty party and left because it was so shitty. Then I went and had sex with this girl I've been hooking up with and fell asleep at her house.
Should I start a thread?
that looks like
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:39 am
a bit more than just a 'drip' dude
Art
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 12:40 am
bavaro is just south of Hudson Bay. We're almost neighbors.
Jesus
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:40 am
that a frigging drip?
must be a fcckign yellow crater outside
barilko
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:40 am
Hammond NY population (550-1000 ppl) right outside of Macomb population 150 - 200 prolly..
biggmen24
nedhiggins : 4/14/2008 12:40 am
don't rain on our parade. If you don't think it's worthy of a thread than don't read it. You don't have to cry about it and play BBI thread police.
BGMB
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:40 am
you just wanted us to know you banged some chick, admit it.
Who gives a fluck, this is entertainment for all, leave it be.
if you have pictures
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:40 am
of the chick, yes
^cosign
nedhiggins : 4/14/2008 12:41 am
with LTS
If thast a drip of pee
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:41 am
You could feel a crater at full blast.
good call again paulie
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:41 am
you're on the ball tonight!
LMAO
Pizbo : 4/14/2008 12:41 am
hahaha
Clearly the dudes next to you didn't think it was a "lil' drip"
one question
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:41 am
is the gun safe in the house, or in the garage?
lmao
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:41 am
paulie
Yes bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 12:41 am
I know Hammond and Macomb well.
Don't sweat it - I piss my pants all the time.
Like I said, I grew up in the country, in the mountains
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:41 am
Ive also been to Canada and all over NE snowboarding. And Ive never been cold enough to not know I was pissing all over myself.
Art, he's waaaaay upstate; I'm only in Albany
Bill L : 4/14/2008 12:42 am
While the story goes that I can stand in Albany and pee in Ogdensburg, that is a gross exaggeration. My endowment only extends Saranac Lake.
btw
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:42 am
for you
Link - ( New Window )
j_rud
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:42 am
You sound like city folk.
lol both
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:42 am
...
ned
BigGMenBlue24 : 4/14/2008 12:43 am
I'm not playing police, i'm just curious about to the threadstarter's motives. Not angry, just intrigued.
Thats not Hudson Bay
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:43 am
Its "bavarofan89 Lake"
Mets lost, Yanks lost
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:43 am
what are you gonna do?
read the pee thread
dude
basically I want to know, why a women would dump a catch like you, you are like Cary Grant and shit
LOL @ the cold reference
Art in JerseyII : 4/14/2008 12:44 am
When did the capacity to feeling pee hitting your leg become a prerequisite for proper peeing form
the important question is what type of drunk are you?
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:44 am
you don't appear to be a belligerent drunk in those pictures, are you a happy drunk? are you a rambling drunk? or are you a 'gay' drunk, who likes to hug people? i hope its the latter, you trying to hug people with a piss stain on your pants is pretty damn funny.
cmon paulie keep em above the waist.. I know your better than that bro
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:45 am
.
o man
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:45 am
this is gold I tell ya!
did you go to the diner
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:45 am
like that? or did you change?
Paulie
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:45 am
hahaha...good shit.
I think pissing your pants in East Jesus NY is a signal to the ladies that you're ready and willing to shotgun a coupla Coors Lights and crush the cans against your melon. It's sort of a mating call.
I really want to send this thread to a few friends of mine
Pizbo : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
Everyone knew that the dude would be shit faced but pissing himself? Holy shit I'm emailing this to friends in Iraq
Bavarofan89 - For the sake of the troops DO NOT DELETE THIS THREAD
from know on this dude is
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
The Threadmaster
happy loveable drunk..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
there were alot of pee hugs going around last night.
Bavarofan
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
just fuccking with you
.....
nedhiggins : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
What kind of drunk is he?
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
He appears to be the "steal small children and take ransom photos with them" kind of drunk.
hahahahahahaha
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
YES!!!!!
dude
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
tomorrow.. go to a strip club and post those pictures
just some friendly advice
jesus I didnt pee my pants god damnit.. .
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:46 am
.
Bavarofan needs a new nickname lol
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:47 am
I suggest Miles Davis
pee hugs???
Bill L : 4/14/2008 12:47 am
wtf
you didn't
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:47 am
just "drip" in them either though man!
sorry
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:47 am
you dripped on 'em
; )
okay, okay.
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:47 am
if you didn't pee IN your pants, you definitely pissed ON them
I know paulie.. its all in good fun..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:47 am
it's the pee thread.. busting balls is a neccesity.
this is one
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 12:47 am
of the funniest threads I've ever read lmao.
Bfan - 2 words .... Damage Control
mjt832 : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
You're a madman. Delete this thread immediately. Don't wait til the morning! A privileged group had a few laughs (all in good fun) at your expense (thank-you), but cut your losses. Get out now! If you wait until after 7:00am Monday morning I can't help you.
I can't believe you guys. If he was standing on a ledge are you gonna yell "jump"?
(lol)!
Its like a court case
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
define pee your pants
From now on this thread should be known as the
Pizbo : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
"jesus I didnt pee my pants god damnit.. ." thread LMAO
mjt are you crazy?!
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
he can't delete this!!!!!
...
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
oy..pee hugs..
I think a couple more people need to do some laundry...
yes shockey.. I pee'd on my pants..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
ladies and gentlemen.. the smartest man on BBI Jeremy Shockey lol... go figure.
look on the bright side Bavaro
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
If that really is a drip you got a dick like a fire hose. A broken fire hose, but a fire hose nonetheless.
j_rud
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
now you're going too far. he didn't "steal" the children, he drugged their busch lights and dragged them back to his lair.
or is it really a matter of
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:48 am
peeing ON your pants
this thread is makign me happy
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:49 am
I hate mondays.. thats BF89
you "Pee" da Man
I know
nedhiggins : 4/14/2008 12:49 am
every guy has dripped at one point. You get impatient standing at the urinal and close up shop too early. Unfortunately for you it happened to be a picture that got posted on bbi.
I'm literally
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 12:49 am
laughing my ass off right now haha. This thread is amazing.
this can't be deleted
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:49 am
this has potential to top "she's more than just a hole"
I have to however make sure to not read this in class, I'll sound quite strange trying to hold in the laughs
Ive been told I give excellent hugs..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:49 am
... without pee on my shorts..
That does look like a basement...
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:50 am
Don't see any windows...
Can anyone see matress' and latrines on the floor anywhere?
omg rud
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:50 am
LMFAO right now
right now
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:50 am
emails and pages are goign out to the various members of the GSM
I wish Dave in DC was here
He could do great things with this, great things
Deletion is futile
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:50 am
I have saved the entire thread as a word document, complete with pics. This will see the light of day.
Fergie had the same
Matt in SGS : 4/14/2008 12:50 am
problem, but I can't confirm that it was cold weather related
seriously...
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:51 am
dying.... can't speak...
has anyone considerd the fact that
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 12:51 am
that is the living room of his house.
He lives in a shack, leave him alone.
I just peed my pants
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 12:52 am
laughing at this thread.
fergie pee's her pants..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:52 am
and she's hot and gets tail prolly... why can't I. I'm not bad lookin dude.
Does anyone have a link to "she isn't just a hole"?
Pizbo : 4/14/2008 12:52 am
I never saw that.
If you have it saved send it to DBall530@yahoo.com
I can't imagine anything being funnier than this
osi
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:52 am
you sure it wasn't just a drip?
are you sure it
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:52 am
wasn't just a case of extreme "Swamp Ass?" you know, from drugging the kids, loading them in your pickup and dragging them into the garage? after all those Steel Reserves you can never be too sure.
Bavarofan.. was this your car at the Tailgate?
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:52 am
even osi is peein his pants.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:53 am
ya see i'm a trendsetter..
why the heck
Bill L : 4/14/2008 12:53 am
was that thread deleted?
pizbo
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:53 am
unfortunately I believe ralph c deleted it after sobering up.
I wish I saved it.
You missed a doozy.
you can tell you are pretty much
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 12:53 am
in canada since the 12 year old kid is drinking a labatts (i went to college in buffalo and lived off that stuff)
B in ALB
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:54 am
your right.. after those steels and the busch light anything is possible..
isn't this it?
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:54 am
Hole
hole lonk? - ( New Window )
no
Bill L : 4/14/2008 12:54 am
it was something something WOMEN SUCK
Pictures from the future! bavarofan89's 2nd night of single life...
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:55 am
paulie no
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:55 am
it's gone it truly is. L, I could cry.
bf89
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 12:55 am
i've made some questionable decisions myself on the Reserve. none dealing with kidnapping, underage drugging, cheese-its, and pissing myself - but good times nonetheless.
wait a sec? Who's cheezin?
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:56 am
I could go for some massive tits right now
Lts
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 12:56 am
1st pick, next to the yellow mustard.
The hostages gotta eat, son!
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 12:57 am
You should have taken my advice and hit the perch in Wheathouse Bay.
me too
Bill L : 4/14/2008 12:57 am
I was in the middle of a debate with Art about me making Peking Duck and he was laughing at my inexperience. He was being such a show off about his expertise
good night all, I hope this is still up in the morning
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:57 am
Sleep tight, beware of the drippers.
EVERYONE
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 12:57 am
Pee before you go to sleep
I remember
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 12:57 am
that was the last we'll ever see of the hole.
Maybe eric or gary can dig it up for a rainy day?
barilko
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 12:58 am
my grandfather and I are going tommorow morning at 5 am possibly. funny you brought that up lol.
Bill
Art in JerseyII : 4/14/2008 12:58 am
Dude Im like the annoying high school QB who threw three TD passes in a game.
Paulie
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:58 am
Peeing isnt the problem, its making sure you arent so cold that you dont realize you arent done yet thats the major hurdle.
Youre grandfather?
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:59 am
Hey, you guys might have something in common!
OK, that was too much
j_rud : 4/14/2008 12:59 am
Apologies, Im out.
bavarofan
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 12:59 am
Do you have anymore pictures from last night that you can post?
rud.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:00 am
i'm failing to make the connection.
wow
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:00 am
hahaha
use the wayback machine
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 1:00 am
to find the hole
night all
we be World Champs
3 months ago. we beat the Cowboys.. hell yeah
BF - forget it! Its already out of control!
mjt832 : 4/14/2008 1:01 am
They are right - you can't delete this now. It is to out of hand. It is bigger than all of us now!
bavarofan89
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 1:01 am
He took it back...but he's making a joke about peeing oneself...
omg jrud
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:01 am
ahaha
my grandpappy has full bladder control.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:02 am
unlike myself unfortunately.
bavarofan89
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:03 am
please post some more pictures... PLEASE lol
Ain't it great being single?
redbeard : 4/14/2008 1:03 am
I tell ya...women...always tryin' to take the fun out of a good ole beer-pong-young boy kidnapping-busch light drinking-urinary incontinence party.
i'm exhausted.. I got out of work at 11 and its 1 already..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:09 am
time flies when your havin fun lol take care BBI..I'll be back in the am to view this gem.. Eric You should tack this up on the corner forum.
...
redbeard : 4/14/2008 1:10 am
you are a brave soul, my friend
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 1:11 am
Don't take this the wrong the way but I'm guessing you're a Burg native.
you are a god bavaro!
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:11 am
thank you for taking it like a man. The morning responses will show no mercy. godspeed
Bavaro
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:12 am
You look like a full-sized version of Peter Dinklage
I saw him on the street a few months ago
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:14 am
who the hell
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:14 am
is Peter Dinklage?
lmao
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:15 am
a midget?
and
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:15 am
he looks nothing like him.
Anak
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 1:16 am
I'm betting bavaro could grab you by the throat and pop your head like it was a pimple.
the best part
evoo : 4/14/2008 1:16 am
is that he could have so easily said he spilled something.
very believable. but no. he admitted to the pissing...
hilarious.
lol evoo
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:17 am
very true, interesting.
Anak... what?
bavarofan
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 1:18 am
you get a lifetime pass from B in ALB. no matter what you post in the future i will accept it and never criticize. great work tonight. being layed up on the couch for the last 12 hours sick as a dog, this is the first time i laughed all day. nice work.
evoo
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 1:18 am
yeah, he could have lied...ololo k/j
that's definitely a smile of fear from junior in the 2nd pic
armsteadeatslittlekids : 4/14/2008 1:19 am
.
B
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 1:20 am
North country guys aren't overly concerned about a little spillage.
Barillko
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:22 am
I bet he can make you piss your pants by just staring at you
BB
B in ALB : 4/14/2008 1:23 am
eh, it happens i guess. i suppose you could liken it to splashback at the urinal - not really your fault, right?
it's the underage date rape in the snow-encassed garage far beyond shouting distance and well outside cell phone coverage that concerns me. but if that's how y'all do work up there, just remember to keep it real.
Real far away from me.
Holy shit this thread is amazing
yankeebsbll5 : 4/14/2008 1:26 am
haven't laughed this much in so long...paulie especially was fucking on tonight.
You can't delete its...its bigger than all of us
I don't know why but this is just funny.
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:26 am
"ololo k/j"
Haha LTs
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:29 am
This thread is the best of all time
also
evoo : 4/14/2008 1:29 am
if he did not piss himself. the thread would have been odd. just two pictures that tell/show very little and all he said is that it was a good night.
it would be nothing without the piss stain.
"POOP MY PANTS"
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:31 am
LTS
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 1:31 am
I'm still struggling with the Facebook lingo.
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 1:32 am
Post a picture of your tattoo
anak
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:33 am
it has yet to hit best thread of all time yet. The morning reaction will determine that. I can't wait to see what FMIC has to say.
Where's the tattoo?
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:33 am
If I may ask
it's ok bill, forgiven
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:33 am
the k/j part was what got me.
He has a
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 1:35 am
Giants logo on his arm. The tattoo is larger than your head.
Kidding, just
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:35 am
You're a lot cooler than you think you are
lol
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:36 am
I picture anak with kind of an Urkel build.
Anak, what tattoo?
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:36 am
And I don't think this is best of all time. Its hysterical and ranks pretty high but I think the "not just a hole" thread was better... among others.
Jaleel White
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:37 am
this is great
MookGiants : 4/14/2008 1:38 am
I didn't really ready any of the "not just a hole" thread. Wish I had before it got deleted. My favorite is still the Clydez thread. Also loved the Tommer thread, as well as the bologna thread, to name a few
this is better
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:38 am
than the "not just a hole" thread. Because bavaro isn't a douche and this is just more silly.
But clydez is still my favorite thread ever.
anammi, what would you think of a guy
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:38 am
coming up to you saying, wow, you're a real cool girl, I disagree with my buddy, you're a lot more than just a hole.
Is it an in? ; )
Eh
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:38 am
One of my threads is one of the best of all time... the "Grinds my Gears" was a classic. I've had a few great ones
I loved Tommer
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:39 am
some Tim Carter (4.28)'s were classic as well
lol Mook
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:40 am
Yea, Clydez was hilarious. Tommer and the Bologna thread were great as well. I'm just laughing thinking about the guy describing himself next to Toomer.
you are
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:40 am
you really are such a tool sometimes!
that was to anak
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:40 am
anyone catch my posting style
LTS
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:41 am
Would you try that kinda shit with a girl like me? You know you'd have a bitch-slap coming.
And can someone please tell me what the hell the Clydez thread is!? I've seen references to it since my intro thread!
What about Anak's threads?
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:41 am
HILARIOUS!
LTs
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:42 am
I know. I'm like a male version of one of Kristen Wiig's chararacters on SNL.
anammi
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:43 am
it actually works, lol.
Just gotta figure out the right time to drop it, priceless.
I don't know who
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:44 am
I don't know who that is and I really don't care, stop trying to draw all these silly parallels.
anammi
MookGiants : 4/14/2008 1:44 am
when you and LTS tie the knot, we'll let you in on what the Clydez thread was all about
anammi
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:44 am
Clydez came onto BBI complaining about how some douche threw beer at him and his lady... it lasted 1000+ posts and was amazing.
..
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:44 am
It may work on dumb little blond bitches drinking Smirnoff Ice in a college apartment, but it wouldn't work on a girl lik me
ouch
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:45 am
that sux, she's lost in the clydez forever
bar
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:45 am
.
Mook
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:45 am
don't hold your breath for that.
How many posts did my thread get?
about 1400+
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:46 am
.
yerp, got that saved
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:46 am
.
I issued that classic line in Anammi's thread
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:46 am
Something like "If you rearrange the letters of my username, you get 'kan'. Now you think about that..."
anammi
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:47 am
I guarantee that you marry either LTS, FEK, or Anak.
Oh yeah Anak
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:47 am
You're a regular fuckin Shakespeare
I got my money on FEK
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:47 am
.
You don't know who Kristen Wiig is?
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:47 am
From "Knocked Up", "Walk Hard"..?
and osi
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:48 am
if you weren't such a mystery, maybe you'd be in the runnin yourself
Someone here
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:48 am
needs to look at my facebook right now, after that remark from Osi.
(I'm gonna get slaughtered for that, huh?)
I agree
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:48 am
FEK... scratch that, make it FE GrandKid
LTS nah
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:49 am
She's just a hole to me.
..
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:49 am
It could've been LTS... but he blew that. Definite no.
Anak... even more definite no.
Osi... tell me about yourself.
ahhh good thread
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 1:49 am
just read through it, and somehow i KNEW FEK would be mentioned somewhere
i can't wait til Cam gets a hold of this, that guy kills me
Peter Dinklage
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:49 am
LMAO
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:49 am
In a Relationship with
Mike Walsh (Ohio State)
oh and paulie's responses
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 1:50 am
were some of the best, j_rud had a few gems as well
osi
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:50 am
nice touch
LTS
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:50 am
Seriously? lmao...
oh man
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 1:51 am
It's Facebook official!
anammi
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:52 am
what do you want to know?
and check out this gem of a bumper sticker, omg,, I'm dying
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:52 am
Who in the blue hell is Mike Walsh?
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:52 am
Bill Walsh's retarded grandson?
haha
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:52 am
:)
Osi.. I really really really just want to know your name and age. First name will suffice.
anak
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:53 am
that's fek
LTS
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:53 am
Haha yeah he sent that to me today.
Anak, Mike Walsh is FastEddiesKid
btw, anammi
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:54 am
is that serious or just a joke?
LTS
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 1:54 am
i hope you're not the jealous type
For real though
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:54 am
I'm not in a relationship with Mike Walsh. I promise. I already told you all that I don't think I'll touch his penis because he's mean to me sometimes.
anammi
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:54 am
I don't have a first name, just a middle and last.
only asking bc I called it months ago
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:54 am
if true!
And I'm glad you finally moved on.
:::ducking:::
No shit?
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:55 am
Haha, that's great
By the way, the guy in the picture is from American Idol. He looks like Enrique Iglesias
No its just a joke
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:55 am
I'm helping him with something. And I agreed mostly because I'm facebook friends with a few of you and couldn't pass up the chance for your reactions.. espesh LTS's.
Okay
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:56 am
LTS.. seriously.. its not funny anymore. I'm way over you. So please stop making remarks like that just to feel better about yourself. K? Thanks.
hahhahahahahaahahahahha
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:56 am
I'm sorry he's using you to make some chick jealous and get in huh?
come on fekker!
I'm just bustin
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 1:57 am
thick skin, honey, come on
Its not about thick skin
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:58 am
I'm not whining and bitching about it. I'm asking you to stop and there's nothing thin-skinned about that. Its just really fucking dumb that you keep doing it.
I wish I knew what you guys were talking about
Anak : 4/14/2008 1:58 am
Nevertheless, this is quite amusing
peace guys
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:58 am
BUMP THIS THREAD. It's incredible.
..
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:59 am
That's not exactly why. And it's not my business to tell BBI so I won't.
Anak
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 1:59 am
Anammi, LTS, and FEK used to all be together at the same time... they recently seperated.
anak
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 1:59 am
LTS and anammi are real life exes...Mike Walsh = FEK..fill in the rest
Osi
anammi : 4/14/2008 1:59 am
you're not going anywhere. I want my info, bitch.
Thanks ital
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:00 am
.
anammi
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 2:00 am
you called me a bitch? Ironic.
yeesh, damn, got me by the balls
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:00 am
I'll stop now that my man-hood is stripped. Time to do some reading.
it's all in good fun anammi, my apologies
So LTS knew FEK before BBI?
Anak : 4/14/2008 2:00 am
And Anammi knew FEK too?
damn,
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:01 am
go get 'em anam!
anak
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:01 am
you are a dense one, later guys
anammi
MookGiants : 4/14/2008 2:02 am
I'm the one who just facebook request you
Dammit
Anak : 4/14/2008 2:02 am
GET BACK HERE
np ana
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 2:02 am
if that was a real "thank you"..not sure what it was for haha
hittin the sack (fits in with the theme)...goodnight everybody
Anak
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:03 am
LTS and I knew each other before BBI.
Neither of us know FEK.
FEK and I talked directly to each other a lot on threads, leading people to comment about our cyber-relationship.
Now that FEK is gone, we talk a lot on AIM, facebook, and over the phone.
LTS is jealous.
And where is Dubs?
Hmmm.
Anak : 4/14/2008 2:04 am
Did you ever meet FEK personally?
Lol thanks Mook
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:04 am
and Ital it was a real thank you, so that I didn't have to explain the situation myself.
Which I just had to anyway because apparently it was difficult to understand.
I can see why LTs is suspicious
Anak : 4/14/2008 2:06 am
That's a tad fishy
peace guys
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 2:06 am
Anammi, I'll tell you who I am eventually...
What a thread.
..
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:07 am
a) What should he be suspicious of? There's nothing I'm keeping secret here.
2) I doubt he really gives a shit that FEK and I are friends.
goodnight Osi
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:08 am
and I'm holding you to that!
eventually
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/14/2008 2:08 am
...
Wow, Osi's
Ash : 4/14/2008 2:12 am
trying to e-flirt. What a tool. Get a life, loser.
lol, I smell a battle a brewin'
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:16 am
what you readin' right now, I got some egyptian nonviolent muslim movements
Doing arabic all day today.
Ash : 4/14/2008 2:19 am
Gonna read "The Law of Peoples" tomorrow. About to finish Political Liberalism as well.
I'm A/A- right now, I really want the A. That would be sweet.
Greeeting everybody
MDubs85 : 4/14/2008 2:20 am
FEK here... how ya'll been?
I thought you were going to sleep
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:21 am
.
Ehh
MDubs85 : 4/14/2008 2:22 am
Figured I'm make a little return now that it's 2:22am and that hairy bastard Barko is asleep.
wow
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:22 am
this is going to be a shit-show by morning
I'm gunning for straight As this semester first time
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:23 am
since grade school, I can almost taste it, my ottoman empire teacher is really gonna make me earn it though, that's the only questionable one.
fek, lol welcome back, figured you couldn't stay away. you know some guy made a handle declaring you a legend.
lol thats what i heard...
MDubs85 : 4/14/2008 2:24 am
Cam emailed me and Anammi told me -- However, I'm inclined to believe that it might be my roommate since Anammi talked to him on the phone the other night and he's now aware of BBI... but who knows, maybe it's just a real fan haha.
And BTW, NO ONE I know created those GrandKid handles and all that jazz.
FEK!
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 2:24 am
whats up bro!
aw
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:25 am
it's like one big happy family again.
by the way, um.. MDubs.. did you see what Dubs had to say to you and me on fb? lmao.
I've been great iTaLiRiCaN
MDubs85 : 4/14/2008 2:26 am
You know... cheesing my balls off half the time, hitting on girls who hate me, hitting on guys who hate me, banging anammi, avoiding Barko, same old shit.
How about you?
oh my god.. this blew up....
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:26 am
even though I have no idea about anything that was discussed the past hr or so..
lol, thanks for confirmation
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:27 am
now I know who it was. Dave in DC told me he loved your posts and has beef with barko. I'm positive it was him just fuxin with everyone.
This thread has legs for the mornin!
lol
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 2:28 am
it's been good, but with a lot less hitting on and bangin
And LTS
MDubs85 : 4/14/2008 2:28 am
for the record, I made that bumper sticker, lol.
bavaro
anammi : 4/14/2008 2:28 am
its okay, none of us know what the hell happened here either.
Just enjoy that you're not being made fun of anymore!
dude
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:29 am
no shit?
/sarcasm
I'm gonna crash, guys
MDubs85 : 4/14/2008 2:30 am
Just thought I'd check in... I probably won't post during the day anymore just out of respect to Eric (you know, to keep his site clean of controversy). After the old folks check out I'll stop in for some discussion.
Hope the post-Superbowl euphoria hasn't worn off yet and I wish you all the best... take care :)
-FEK
Good luck with the attempt LTS.
Ash : 4/14/2008 2:31 am
I'm A/A- with my four classes too. With a little bump in the effort these final four weeks, I might be able to pull off straight A's too. That would be sweet.
I have mixed feelings about FEK being back. Unlike everyone else, I don't think it's all peaches and cream. We'll see how it goes.
Good night, LTS.
thanks ash
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:32 am
and fek, the euphoria hasn't wore off at all, take it easy.
nighty night all
and good luck as well
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:32 am
of course
take care guys
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 2:34 am
go get those A's and shit
anammi
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:37 am
lol... idc.. good ole ball bustin never hurt no one.. all this facebook stuff is crazy.. send me some BBI facebook members.. my name is scott laflair. look it up!! lol plus there are pics of the infamous giants tattoo.
and a bump to the top
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 5:27 am
before I get a few hours of sleep.
Laughed my ass off
zox : 4/14/2008 7:08 am
Thank you bavaro for giving me the best laugh I've had in quite some time. By the time I reached the midpoint I was crying and having problems breathing.
You'll always have a gold star in my book for not deleting.
Your a good man
Bill2 : 4/14/2008 7:15 am
bavarofan89. Good for you. Stay lighthearted and upbeat like that and you'll do fine.
bavaro
Les in TO : 4/14/2008 7:27 am
All joking aside about the pee stain, once you sober up from your crazy, probably much needed night out, you should consider some more constructive ways to deal with your new found freedom, like working out and figuring out where to take your life now that you are single again.
Good Morning Piss Fans!
Beez : 4/14/2008 8:02 am
.
He's kinda cute,
shepherdsam : 4/14/2008 8:05 am
congratulations, I hope the two of you are very happy.
lol.. I go to the gym almost everyday...
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 8:10 am
days I got to work in the afternoon I usually can't make it.
bavaro = seubert?
jlukes : 4/14/2008 8:30 am
Where da Asian women at
JonC : 4/14/2008 8:37 am
?
Single
fkap : 4/14/2008 8:46 am
and still have to party in the garage?
Wow, your Mom is strict!
So glad to see this is still up
j_rud : 4/14/2008 8:49 am
You're a good sport Bavaro
Beez
JoeMP2003 : 4/14/2008 8:55 am
LOL
The Gangs all Here!
SamTheTram : 4/14/2008 9:01 am
...
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 9:20 am
lol
and welcome back FEK
Where the hell are the chicks?
Rflairr : 4/14/2008 9:28 am
.
Pleeeeaaassseeee Pin this
Danny Kanell : 4/14/2008 9:54 am
.
bavaro
Matt M. : 4/14/2008 9:59 am
No offense, but did you not expect to take a lot of shit after posting this? I mean, come on. Look at me I'm single and I'm wearing sweats that I just peed in, hanging out in some garage with not a girl in sight. It's great!
That's what the photos say. Whether or not that's how the weekend went...
wait a minute
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 10:01 am
you're 22?
you look like a 45 year old man with hemorrhoids, acid reflux and degenerative disc disease.
no offense, of course.
Best...thread...
BigBlueBrethren : 4/14/2008 10:02 am
ever
How the fuck did I miss this one?
jcn56 : 4/14/2008 10:04 am
GOLD Jerry, GOLD!
This picture...
Matt G : 4/14/2008 10:09 am
Really needs to go on the front page...
it's on the front page
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:11 am
last post sort is great.
And so is thread!
FEK
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 10:17 am
welcome back
why do i always find it entertaining
BigBlue26 : 4/14/2008 10:19 am
when i see pictures of big guys drinking something like busch light ?
and a word of advice, next time you are asked if you pissed yourself, try something like "no, the hot chick giving me a lap dance spilled my beer".
oh and anammi, you might want to check out match.com :o)
lol
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:20 am
nice jab '26. I should probably shut my yap..
But I won't.
I enjoyed that
Sean in PA : 4/14/2008 10:31 am
.
best pants pissing snack
Nitro : 4/14/2008 10:39 am
cheez-its, mustard, or both?
1st night single
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 10:41 am
and partying with Conan O'Brien. SWEET!
An afterthought ...
Beez : 4/14/2008 10:46 am
I'm a veteran of many-a late-night piss-on-the-wall-in-an-alleyway-on-the-walk-back-to-the-dorm/house (years ago, of course), and I don't recall "cold weather" being a factor in whether or not I might ever piss on myself to the point where I left that kind of stain.
Now, if we're talking an enlarged prostate situation? Then I could see it. But ... "it was cold outside" was the excuse?
bavaro ... get that checked, kid!
Oh ... and ...
Beez : 4/14/2008 10:46 am
welcome back FEKker!
Who is the new FEK?
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 11:03 am
danny
Nitro : 4/14/2008 11:04 am
mdubs85.
they weren't sweatpants they were shorts lol.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 11:55 am
who wears sweatpants in public?? lol
I don't care what these guys say...
Britt in VA : 4/14/2008 11:58 am
I think it's cool that you got to hang out w/ Jeff Garcia.
thanks britt.. lol
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 11:59 am
.
hmm
Nitro : 4/14/2008 12:00 pm
sweatshorts????
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 12:01 pm
even better!!
are jorts part of the waredrobe?
Nitro : 4/14/2008 12:02 pm
hmmm instead of
jlukes : 4/14/2008 12:03 pm
Quote:
and a word of advice, next time you are asked if you pissed yourself, try something like "no, the hot chick giving me a lap dance spilled my beer".
how about
Quote:
and a word of advice, next time you are asked if you pissed yourself, try something like "no, the hot chick giving me a lap dance was so turned on she secreted all over me".
Ralph's thread was an All-Timer
JonC : 4/14/2008 12:04 pm
we demand Part Deux ...
bavarofan
Matt in SGS : 4/14/2008 12:05 pm
I worked with a guy a few years ago who would free ball wearing sweatpants and go to a strip club. Get a lap dance and ummmm...finish, head out the door and go home and drop them in the laundry. So, if that counts, that guy wears sweatpants in public, but purely for functional reasons.
So it was too cold out to piss properly
BigBlue26 : 4/14/2008 12:06 pm
but you chose to wear shorts?
Matt
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 12:07 pm
why would he wear sweatshorts and not something like baseketball shorts which are much thinner? im not speaking from experience of course.
nitro
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 12:10 pm
that guy has it all....jean shorts, mullet down to his ass whilst sporting a buzz cut, cell phone in leather case on his hip, a sony mavica from 1998, and a tote bag.
Agent
Matt in SGS : 4/14/2008 12:12 pm
absorption maybe?
I don't know why I think this is funny ...
Beez : 4/14/2008 12:40 pm
but the "tote bag" he has has an advertisement for fire extinguishers on it.
..
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 12:42 pm
I just noticed a small stain on the NY Giants sweatshirt..
Have we determined what it is? Do we want to know?
Hello CSI?
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 12:47 pm
You're the man. These fucking city slickers wouldn't know a good time if it bit them on dick.
nowing how honest bavarofan89
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 12:47 pm
he will probably admit to booger smear. =)
*knowing
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 12:47 pm
.
a wild Saturday night for Barko
Nitro : 4/14/2008 12:49 pm
Nitro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 12:53 pm
Have you ever spent the night in an ice fishing shack with a slut from Ogdensburg? Don't knock it until you've tried it.
This sucks.
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 12:55 pm
I missed it.
Not only one of the funniest threads ever, but the triumphant return of FEK!
Welcome back!
bavarofan- seriously, if you're gonna kidnap kids, you gotta store them in the basement, not the garage. And I can understand how you pissed yourself with all of the excitement...I've been known to do that on occasion, too.
Can't say I have
Nitro : 4/14/2008 1:07 pm
but having extended family in Glens Falls, Carthage and Deferiet I can only shudder at what a slut from Ogdensburg looks like.
thanks guys.. im glad you all understand.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:08 pm
I wore shorts because I thought the garage was heated.. I was wrong.
Good thing
Chaka : 4/14/2008 1:11 pm
Pictures published on the internet aren't around forever.
I'm still...
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 1:12 pm
puzzled at the "first night of single life" comment.
Were you in an arranged marriage that started at birth?
its been 4 years... it felt like the 1st time.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:13 pm
.
Hanging...
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 1:15 pm
around a bunch of effeminate looking guys with a puddle next to your Johnson will have that effect.....
lol... good one fatman..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:16 pm
.
Is that
JonC : 4/14/2008 1:16 pm
Rick Astley in the second pic?
The first guy looks a little like ...
Beez : 4/14/2008 1:18 pm
nahhhh ... couldn't be.
Or, could it?
Beez : 4/14/2008 1:18 pm
Jeff
JonC : 4/14/2008 1:19 pm
Feagles?
I think the guy...
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 1:20 pm
is saying, "He also went #2!"
Snotted (from laughing so hard) at this comment
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 1:21 pm
Quote:
bavarofan- seriously, if you're gonna kidnap kids, you gotta store them in the basement, not the garage. And I can understand how you pissed yourself with all of the excitement...I've been known to do that on occasion, too.
I can't believe how many views this thread has..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:23 pm
un real.
Where'd the pictures go?
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 1:24 pm
...dammit!
Hey, maybe a new prospect will come across it
CL : 4/14/2008 1:26 pm
There are many, many women on BBI, and I hear they love mustard and Cheez-Its.
lol should there be a women of BBI calendar?
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:27 pm
??
Hm.
Beez : 4/14/2008 1:27 pm
It might help explain this:
i dont get it??
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:37 pm
.
Priceless....
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 1:37 pm
Young, captured boy slave: Free
Garage to store him in: $300.00/month
Various torture impliments: $200.00
Cheezits to snack on: $2.00
Condimets to lather the boy up with: $2.00
Changing sexual preference because your fiance of 4 years broke it off, then pissing yourself in nervous excitement and posting it on BBI: Priceless
I think I found one for you, already. Looks like your type.
CL : 4/14/2008 1:38 pm
damn...wrong picture!
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 1:39 pm
.
works for me...
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:39 pm
.
The only way to save those kids is a trail of...
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 1:44 pm
If that really IS jlukes you sweet-talked
Beez : 4/14/2008 1:44 pm
with your light beer, Cheez-Its and urine stain, your resemblance to one of his BBI obsessions would explain things a bit.
Guido wouldn't do this
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 1:45 pm
.
man.. I wish eric would put this on the mainpage.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:47 pm
.
What is that bag that say "HUSKEE"
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 1:51 pm
behind you in the picture?
Love the bottle of $2.99 pink Andre
Danny Kanell : 4/14/2008 1:52 pm
!
yeah that's from skanky ass girlfriend
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:57 pm
she's a piece of work... would you like a pic of her random sluttiness from that night?
*my ex
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 1:58 pm
girlfriend.
so on your 1st single night
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 1:59 pm
you scored with two cute guys. SCORE!
well man we only have one direction to go on this thread, up
Nitro : 4/14/2008 2:00 pm
so post pictures away.
Yeah sure just be certain it is semi-worksafe
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:00 pm
.
Who said they were cute guys?
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:00 pm
.
jlukes is cute
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 2:01 pm
.
he wishes
jlukes : 4/14/2008 2:02 pm
.
Who wishes?
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:03 pm
Bavarofan?
Good thing
dorgan : 4/14/2008 2:03 pm
you didn't post any of the embarassing pictures.
the one on the far left.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:05 pm
obviously holding the bottle of andre.. I take back the sluttiness part. I was tryin to get with the short girl all in the front all night.. that was before I pee'd on myself of course lol.
dorgan
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 2:05 pm
I'll bet you've spent the night in an ice fishing shack.
Holy crap
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 2:07 pm
I'm fucking speechless. Where to begin?
So
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:07 pm
You tried to hook up with a friend of your ex-fiances and the problem was that you pissed yourself?
That about right?
You know what? I'm definitely city folk!
Who's fuckin garage is this and why can't you all
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:07 pm
find a bar.
so you broke up with your fiance of 4 years
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 2:07 pm
then spent your 1st single night with her, got drunk and then peed your pants???? Then tried to fuck jlukes?????
I think this thread is about to find
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 2:08 pm
a new plateau
wow
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 2:08 pm
I can't stop laughing..
I'm gonna get fired.
lol... I wasnt tryin to get with her..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:08 pm
just spittin some game... ya know.
Barko I'd like to reiterate my 1:07 to you and everyone else
Nitro : 4/14/2008 2:09 pm
.
Please
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:09 pm
Tell me the short one is crouching or something, and that is not her standing straight up....please.
Actually, I take that back--if that is her standing straight up this this the #1 thread in the history of message board universe.
I was there and she just showed up randomly...
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:09 pm
it sucked.. believe me.
yankee78...
Eric from BBI : 4/14/2008 2:11 pm
I'm laughing my ass off too.
***speechless***
JonC : 4/14/2008 2:11 pm
...
Since when did
AcesUp : 4/14/2008 2:11 pm
"spittin game" become slang for "pissing my pants"? Man, I'm feeling old.
Eric
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:12 pm
1st NFT sticky ever, please?
So Let me understand
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:12 pm
you are in a garage drinking cheap alcohol and your ex and her friends just randomly show up. I thought a garage is where you park a car
Eric.. You gotta tack this up..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:12 pm
cmon bro.
So you pissed yourself
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 2:12 pm
after she showed up?
Was it because you were hoping she wouldn't find out about the young boys you were trying to get with?
Busted!!
.
Nitro : 4/14/2008 2:12 pm
I think I know how it went down: follow me on this one BBI:
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 2:12 pm
Bavarofan: "Hey jlukes, let's meet at the barn, I'll bring the frenchys mustard and cheap beer"
Jlukes: "cool man, ill get some cheezits and cheap wine"
Bavarofan: "Oh man Im excited, (trickle down the leg)"
5 minutes later
bavarofan: "Oh shit what the fuck is she doing here"
Paul-
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 2:13 pm
You've never been garage hopping?
Sheesh! Friggin' city boy!
bxgiants4
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:14 pm
dude.. were you there?? how did you escape?
Nitro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 2:15 pm
The chick with the big ass and curly red hair + cheap wine + ice shack = nirvana
I must be a city boy now
JonC : 4/14/2008 2:16 pm
Those silly small town circles of friends are way too small. Time to branch out, Romeo.
Is this your ex?
AcesUp : 4/14/2008 2:19 pm
I don't know...
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 2:20 pm
what you definition of short is, but if it is:
short - (adj.) - Squatty, face flattened with a frying pan, homely, bundled up in a pattern lifted from a sofa store, drunk on cheap champagne. synonym - fugly
Then it matches mine...
FatMan-
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 2:21 pm
Hits it outta the park!
BWAHAHAHA
JonC : 4/14/2008 2:22 pm
ROTFLMAOWHERESMYJERSEYSJOEY
this
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 2:22 pm
just keeps getting better and better!!!
Fatman
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:22 pm
Life does not offer too many choices when you are drunk in a garage with pissed pants. This dude is actually pretty lucky.
MORE PICS!
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 2:23 pm
.
the one on the far left is the my ex. with the cheap bottle
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:24 pm
of andre.
Of course...
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 2:24 pm
if bavarofan's ulterior motive was to get head, he'd get head from that chick. More head. And even more head.
She might just be a head with a few appendages added for stability.
I'm willing to give him a pass given the sample size of single "women"
Nitro : 4/14/2008 2:24 pm
up there.. but the 'short' one looks like she filters plankton with that beak.
thats all the pics I got.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:24 pm
.
only 3 pics
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 2:25 pm
from the whole night?
Your ex has a nice smile
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:25 pm
Fatman
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:25 pm
that is the best kind of skull when you are drunk and your aim may not be on that night.
Jeremy...
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 2:26 pm
I think the camera shit itself with fright.
Getting three was a bonus.
Paul...
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 2:26 pm
LOL!
He forgot his
AcesUp : 4/14/2008 2:26 pm
water-proof camera.
it wasnt my camera and those were sent to my email.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:26 pm
..
As someone who regularly pee's on himself,
GiantFilthy : 4/14/2008 2:26 pm
and one who was lucky enough to find a woman who enjoyed being pee'd on as well, it's a mighty fine stain you got there.
And don't take offense to FatMan's jealousy.
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 2:27 pm
Does the guy in 2nd picture own bird dogs? I went pheasant with a guy from Lisbon 3 or 4 years ago and he's look exactly like him. I don't recall his name though.
Fatman your 2:26 comment is going to get me fired
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:27 pm
I am laughing so fucking hard
nice entry filthy
Nitro : 4/14/2008 2:28 pm
late in the game, but there's still time left on the clock.
FMiC
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 2:29 pm
that is a fantastic line!
I LOVE Fatman...
BigBlue26 : 4/14/2008 2:30 pm
holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.
"just spittin some game"
does that mean bring a chick to a dirty, stanky garage with cheap booze and cheeze-its?
I can't... this thread....
TD : 4/14/2008 2:30 pm
too much.... I just can't do it....
Good luck, bavarofan - you seem like a good sport..
Idon't believe so. He goes to UNC ashville
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:31 pm
he's up here on break.. we just discussed Kenny George the whole night. He moved to NC about a year ago.
BB26 he didn't bring those girls
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:32 pm
they came on their own free will.
Kenny George???
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 2:32 pm
looks more like a Kenny G conversation
i gotta do a 5 page paper
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 2:32 pm
by tomorrow morning, and this thread won't let me...damn you guys
Haven't commented yet, because the pile on is staggering
Davisian : 4/14/2008 2:32 pm
And hysterical..
But bavaro's taking it like a champ. Good for you. I wish you an immediate future filled with new chicks, nicer garages and more bladder control.
Wow....
arcarsenal : 4/14/2008 2:33 pm
Why in the world would you post a picture of yourself with piss all over your pants?!
And also, those 4 girls are ALL haggard, man. Sorry!
yankees, mind if I borrow
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:33 pm
oh my....
seriously I just choked on my lunch, this took a great new turn!!
BBI is going downhill, wayyyyyyy downhill!
I hope that girl...
Britt in VA : 4/14/2008 2:35 pm
didn't cry herself to sleep on her enormous pillow at the end of the night.
life's to short to worry about stupid stuff...
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:35 pm
this is just fun and keeping me busy... I should shower since I got back from the gym like a hr and a half ago. maybe longer lol.
...
Eric from BBI : 4/14/2008 2:35 pm
I've got to stop reading this before I piss my pants.
.
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 2:35 pm
Reminds me...
GiantFilthy : 4/14/2008 2:35 pm
Paul from Queens, true
BigBlue26 : 4/14/2008 2:35 pm
I'll end it at that. If I say what I was going to say, I'll have a front row in hell instead of taking a back seat.
bavarofan - you rock! seriously, what a great sport. i'd hit up a garage party with you any time. but you'd have to do better than busch light.
an actual piece of advice
Nitro : 4/14/2008 2:35 pm
you should never be at the same place as your ex-fiance.
You'll never be able to move on if you run into her every weekend/try to sleep with her friends.
If it means not hanging out at certain garages/basements/playgrounds, so be it. It may also mean you lose a few friends. Still, you won't be able to separate from her without an immediate disconnect. It may seem unnatural or hard at the moment, but trust me it'll be best in the end.
c'mon, you're telling me
80offensive : 4/14/2008 2:36 pm
you never put out because a guy gave you cheese-its in a garage?
If not, then what am I supposed to do with this garage full of cheese-its?
I recommend pissing in the shower.
Britt in VA : 4/14/2008 2:36 pm
just in case.
Eric
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:36 pm
Thats the theme, make sure you post a picture of your stained paints if you do.
Thanks.
that pic posted has better looking girls than the one I posted
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:37 pm
and that is saying something.. 2 hot chics in the one just posted and 1 maybe.... in the one I posted.
Eric
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:37 pm
just make sure it's only a drip.
bavarofan, you are a great sport my friend.
GOLD
.
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 2:37 pm
Could you imagine trying to hook up with that blonde
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:38 pm
and asking one of your friends to be the "wingman" you would owe that dude bigtime.
80offensive, i plead the fifth
BigBlue26 : 4/14/2008 2:39 pm
bavarafan... you actually got eric dragged into an NFT and laughing his ass off. bravo!
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 2:39 pm
On the hot chicks - it's Ogdensburg's theory of relativity.
..
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 2:40 pm
bless you bavarofan and your little piss stained shorts..
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time..
Nice pics....
muhajir : 4/14/2008 2:40 pm
howd you get to know jeff feagles and Kevin boss.
Bavarofan you are a great sport
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:41 pm
but I believe there are a lot more people enjoying your first night of single life than just you.
.
GiantFilthy : 4/14/2008 2:41 pm
BB26 - I knew it!
80offensive : 4/14/2008 2:41 pm
Not that I'd ever try that. I'm a classy guy. Nothing but Ritz crackers, EZ cheez and Boone's Farm for my dates!
nice filth
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:42 pm
.
i can't wait
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 2:42 pm
to see what happens in night 2
feagles and boss???
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:42 pm
I dont think neither of those guys resemble feagles or boss...
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 2:42 pm
For night 2, let's meet half way. Dougs tavern?
I have a 2 car garage with heat
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:43 pm
now that's class
sounds good barilko
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:43 pm
we gotta pee our pants at some point and time and take pics together to show the the rest of the BBI Brethern...
bavarofan89
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:44 pm
Are Canadian Tux's popular near you?
This thread
dorgan : 4/14/2008 2:44 pm
is inspirational.
I never considered holding a party in my garage before.
Maybe I'll throw a dinner party in my welding shop.
I'm betting all the hot chicks will swarm that posh affair.
You're a fucking trendsetter.
This is all just way too good
CL : 4/14/2008 2:44 pm
way, way, too good. Bavarofan, you are a hell of a sport.
????????????
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:44 pm
?
canadian tux are very popular about 10 minutes from here
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:45 pm
which is of course prescott Ontario. I live about 10 mins away from the canadian border.
Is it OK
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 2:45 pm
if I simulate pissing on my pants?
no it's gotta be legit..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:46 pm
although I will settle if we both just throw a lil water on ourselves lol.
Bill B
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:46 pm
Only city folk stimulate pee...is that what you want to be??? City folk?!?!?!
this one's going to the nft hall of fame
Nitro : 4/14/2008 2:46 pm
.
This is getting a little bit creepy now
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:46 pm
.
Geez Filth!!
Matt G : 4/14/2008 2:46 pm
That chick has the biggest head I have ever seen... She looks like a Mastiff...
I still cant believe you knowingly posed for a picture
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 2:47 pm
after peeing your pants
thats awesome
Eric .... how about a line of piss stained products?
mjt832 : 4/14/2008 2:47 pm
You could sell them from the BBI store. Start with the piss stained shorts of course. Then you can move on to
T-shirts
Sweat pants
Hats and visors etc....
A partnership/license agreement will probably have to be worked out with BF89.
I smell Money!!!!!
barillko
dorgan : 4/14/2008 2:47 pm
if you don't have to go, bavarofan looks like a big boy.
He's probably packing a big enough bladder to piss on your pants as well as his.
found another picture of ex-gf
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 2:47 pm
GiantFilthy
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:48 pm
HOLY SHIT.
Mjt
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:48 pm
Urine over your head on this.
dannyc
BigBlue26 : 4/14/2008 2:48 pm
please tell me you really didn't mean stimulate?
eric..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:49 pm
i'm open to any and all offers for BBI piss stained accessories.
Who's garage is that?.
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 2:49 pm
.
bb26
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 2:49 pm
hahahahaha, that is awful.
I meant Simulate! After Barilko said it!
Top ten lines from a garage party....
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 2:49 pm
10) When you said "you're in" for tonight, we didn't mean literally.
LMFAO!!
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:50 pm
classic... It actually looks friggin real.
...
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 2:51 pm
hahahahaha
9) This place is a sword fest..
Davisian : 4/14/2008 2:51 pm
Wait, no, those are hedge clippers.
dorgan
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 2:51 pm
You've never held a garage party? I'm very disappointed to hear that. One of my best friends has a refrigerator, a flat panel TV and a forced air kerosene heater in his garage.
.
GiantFilthy : 4/14/2008 2:51 pm
Garage parties are fun..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 2:52 pm
it must be a hick thing I guess....
Bavarofan89 -
mjt832 : 4/14/2008 2:52 pm
You really are a good sport. Thanks for leaving this up.
the party...
Eric from BBI : 4/14/2008 2:54 pm
has to be in the garage. He doesn't want the rest of the house to smell like pee.
Bavaro...Thanks for the laugh. You made my day.
filthy
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 2:54 pm
stop killing me!
Paul - "Urine over you head"
mjt832 : 4/14/2008 2:56 pm
Great slogan for the new line of hats.
Genius!
damnit
willismcshockey : 4/14/2008 2:56 pm
i missed this thread over the weekend?
i don't know where to begin, but all i know is that i'm almost peeing myself reading this thread.
filthy
willismcshockey : 4/14/2008 2:57 pm
is that ron dayne in the background (not the fat chick)?
8) "I didn't say there would be strippers and blow,
AcesUp : 4/14/2008 2:58 pm
"I said there would be clippers and a hoe."
Nah
dorgan : 4/14/2008 2:58 pm
no garage parties in my past, but I'm into the concept.
Hell, I think I'll talk my daughter into having her reception in the stable.
Can one of you urbane gents recommend a stable-caterer?
7) "When I told the girl to 'back that thing up'....
Britt in VA : 4/14/2008 3:01 pm
I didn't mean her Chevy, know what I'm sayin'?"
i'll cater the party for free
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 3:03 pm
all I ask for is cheap beer and a BBI tshirt if there are any going around.. 2x please... 3x if you got them.
The girl in front?
Beez : 4/14/2008 3:04 pm
I don't think I've ever seen a mouth that gigantic on a woman. Wow.
beez
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 3:06 pm
i bet it's that big for a reason
beez
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 3:06 pm
i bet it's that big for a reason
bavarofan...
arcarsenal : 4/14/2008 3:07 pm
I'll hook you up with a BBI t-shirt... I'll even piss all over it first!
excellent.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 3:07 pm
sounds good.
6) Does this exposed insulation
Davisian : 4/14/2008 3:08 pm
Make me look fat?
bavarofan
dorgan : 4/14/2008 3:08 pm
I'll give you a couple of shirts, but you're going to have to bring your own pants.
In fact, bring a couple of pairs of pants.
i can't stop refreshing this thread
Nitro : 4/14/2008 3:09 pm
the rest of the threads on BBI will have to wait.
there are other threads??
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 3:10 pm
?
dorgan
CL : 4/14/2008 3:14 pm
...one of the only times I've burst out laughing at work from BBI was your last comment.
5) When I was told it was a massive party
CL : 4/14/2008 3:16 pm
I didn't know they were referring to body mass index.
Lost in all this ...
Beez : 4/14/2008 3:17 pm
Quote:
I recommend pissing in the shower.
Britt in VA : 2:36 pm
just in case.
... is thaat Britt's narrowed his advice to fit all instances.
Beez,
Britt in VA : 4/14/2008 3:18 pm
I bet you're the type of guy that gets out of the shower to take a piss.
I'm not sure what that means, either.
Britt in VA : 4/14/2008 3:19 pm
.
Davisian LOL
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 3:19 pm
only pussies insulate their garage
What other things
Beez : 4/14/2008 3:19 pm
would you bet on about me?
Want to commend you on the girl to guy ratio
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 3:19 pm
Impressive. 4 to 3.
4) When the girls got here and said "look at all these tools"
Britt in VA : 4/14/2008 3:20 pm
I thought they were talking about my dad's circular saws.
Not a boxing match.
Britt in VA : 4/14/2008 3:21 pm
.
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 3:22 pm
3) Toilet usage is optional
Britt
CL : 4/14/2008 3:22 pm
NICE
2
Nitro : 4/14/2008 3:22 pm
if you can't put mustard on it, it ain't a good finger food option.
3) Is that a socket wrench
AcesUp : 4/14/2008 3:23 pm
in your pocket? Or are you just happ...oh...it actually is a socket wrench."
this is awesome...
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 3:25 pm
keep it comming..
1)
j_rud : 4/14/2008 3:25 pm
should read
j_rud : 4/14/2008 3:25 pm
"Since its my first night as a single man, I just HAD to get a stripper"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 3:26 pm
Nice j_rud. You've had a wonderful performance on this thread.
Ok, ok wait.....
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 3:28 pm
How do you combine:
1- Single males that obviously haven't gotten an in a while....
2- Homely "2 o'clockers" that obviously haven't gotten any in a while...
3- Ample amounts of Cheap beer and wine....
4- Condiments and Cheezits....
5- Some poor schlep's garage....
And not end the night with a wild Redneck orgy???
"2 o'clockers" ?
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 3:29 pm
I need an explanation, though I do have an idea.
Bavaro
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 3:31 pm
you could have blamed the leakage on carbon Monoxide poisoning from the party.
I dont know if a Top 10 is enough
j_rud : 4/14/2008 3:31 pm
we may need 10 more.
LTS, use some deductive skills
Nitro : 4/14/2008 3:32 pm
I'd probably say 4 AM, but us city folk keep later hours.
Eh, it's
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 3:35 pm
2 o'clock out here in the bible belt....
When the bars close, dummy!
Ya know, last pickin's?
It's tough to...
FatMan in Charlotte : 4/14/2008 3:35 pm
top the stripper comment.
last choices, last calls, slim pickings
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 3:36 pm
and yea 3 - 4 AM would work better for the city folk
Seriously, J_rud
CL : 4/14/2008 3:36 pm
that's comedy gold.
nice
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 3:36 pm
we're all on the same page, figured
You know
Matt M. : 4/14/2008 3:39 pm
posting those additional pics isn't helping your cause here.
So is bavarofan pimpin' it
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 3:41 pm
Garage style?
Sung to "Gin and Juice":
Party in the Garage
Hope you brought the Cheezits
Think I gotta piss.
Laid Back.
With my urine on my pants and shorty on my mind!
Those arent real piss stains guys
j_rud : 4/14/2008 3:41 pm
He just spilled a bacon martini on himself.
Matt
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 3:42 pm
Not true - those pictures are the reason I'm meeting him at Dougs Tavern tonight.
a bacon martini?????
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 3:42 pm
LMFAO
Cam
j_rud : 4/14/2008 3:42 pm
If it werent for the fact that we're already knee deep in garage party, I would have to address that abomination of a joke.
Bavaro we need more pictures
Nitro : 4/14/2008 3:42 pm
.
lol this is my favorite comment...
MDubs85 : 4/14/2008 3:43 pm
Quote:
so you broke up with your fiance of 4 years
bxgiants4 : 2:07 pm
then spent your 1st single night with her, got drunk and then peed your pants???? Then tried to fuck jlukes?????
Bill-
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 3:43 pm
I didn't know you were into dudes...
I kinda suspected, but hey...wow...outted on a piss thread!
j_rud-
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 3:44 pm
I'm hit an miss.
Usually miss....
da fekker
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 3:44 pm
in daytime cloak
Barilko it'd be better if we went to dougs
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 3:45 pm
on wednesday.. Wing night!!!
have we established a time line of events
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 3:46 pm
so far?
What came first the pee or the ex? or the cheese its or lukes cumming on his shirt? im so lost.
chicken or the egg
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 3:47 pm
does it really matter??
jrud is puttin' on a show! cam's the sideshow, sorry cam, rud's just on fire
HOLY F@#$K
Mighty : 4/14/2008 3:48 pm
i cant stop laughing and my coworkers are looking at me like im crazy!!!!
bavarofan89
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 3:48 pm
In your parts, are the feathers still on the wings when they serve them?
Sounds good
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 3:49 pm
My brother is there almost every Wednesday. It's a weekly thing - they meet friends at Dougs for wings and beer and then go back to his house and play poker in his garage.
He has 2 and sometimes 3 tables going. The losers move to other tables. He has a wood boiler in the garage and it's always nice and toasty.
Jesus
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 3:50 pm
I have people yelling at me over the Cube.. what are laughing at Paulie
thank you for making my day
Dude
I passed your older brother on the Street here in Berkeley.
If you need him, he's in the Planter next to Spangers
I've
dorgan : 4/14/2008 3:51 pm
seen the bright lights of Hammond, and the bait shop up the street
and underneath a street light, I met me a bowling queen
She took me to her garage, that's where she worked her spell
and underneath that upstate moon, she sang a song so well...
If you'll be my dixie chicken, I'll be your tennesee lamb
and we can walk together up here in boonville land
up in boonville land..
Lowell George ain't got nothing on me.
i implore everyone
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 3:51 pm
go back and check out GiantsLaw's 2:47 picture post.
now look at the two dudes in the background (one with a striped shirt) both of whom have absolute looks of HORROR on their faces.
that picture literally made me spit coffee on my desk.
hahaha
Nitro : 4/14/2008 3:52 pm
Whatever happened to:
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 3:52 pm
Going to a bar to drink
Parking your car in the garage
and shaking your dick dry after pissing?
It is amazing to think...
Danny Kanell : 4/14/2008 3:53 pm
what a ripple effect a night in upstate New York with a guy pissing himself in a garage drinking shit beer can have. Just for me, it has caused my company to lose money on the salary I stole from them today due to the fact I have gotten zero work done b/c i've been refreshing this thread since I got in this morning.
If I have to tell her to stop slam dancing
j_rud : 4/14/2008 3:54 pm
by the ban saw one more time her ass it outta here.
Jake
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 3:54 pm
Those faces of horror are hysterical.
Paul
AcesUp : 4/14/2008 3:54 pm
We're multitaskers.
BBI:
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 3:54 pm
killing productivity one Giant fan at a time!
i have so much work to do
TikiShock : 4/14/2008 3:56 pm
but i cannot stop reading this thread. Thanks guys!
paul
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 3:56 pm
wouldn't you be horrified if the hunchback of notre dame was trying to kick you and swallow you whole at the same time?
I am so thankful I found BBI
Danny Kanell : 4/14/2008 3:56 pm
this past fall for moments like this.
STOP
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 3:57 pm
I can't look at that picture without blurting out laughing. Oh man I have done shit today.
Bavaro
Scranton NYG : 4/14/2008 3:58 pm
this thread is great. Thank You for making me laugh today.
fuck
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 3:59 pm
i just realized that was his fiance.
umm, hey bavaro, first, my apologies. i didn't realize you and quasi modo were...uh, nevermind.
question for you though - is there a reason she poses for pictures with her mouth open? this one should be good...
hahahha
ITaLiRiCaN : 4/14/2008 3:59 pm
all i've done for my paper is the cover page ...this damn thread won't let me advance.
The_Jake
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 4:00 pm
for the same reason he poses for pictures with a piss stain in his shorts?
The_Jake
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 4:00 pm
That is an Upstate NY Smile--clearly you are city folk.
Jake that's not his fiance
Nitro : 4/14/2008 4:00 pm
they're is a resemblence though.
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 4:00 pm
Do you remember the story about the garage blowing up? It would have been in your local paper. My brother was having poker night in the garage and I'm assuming he got smashed and forgot to shut the boiler down. He claims it malfunctioned.
Regardless, the boiler exploded and literally destroyed his garage. The kitchen shares a common wall with the garage and it destroyed that as well.
He called the morning after it happened. I drove over to his house and was shocked at the damage. His car was in the driveway and an OH door flew right through his windshield.
technically
willismcshockey : 4/14/2008 4:00 pm
this thread came straight out of Bavarofan's loins.
it's almost like a baby, but not.
any care to guess
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 4:02 pm
what song shes "dancing" to in that pic?
AgentZero
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 4:02 pm
You know thats a photoshop by Giantfilthy, right?
Jake
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 4:02 pm
mine is a photoshop
williamc
j_rud : 4/14/2008 4:03 pm
He definitely made lemonade. He just didnt start with lemons.
pictures
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 4:03 pm
Nitro
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 4:03 pm
you mean to tell me that the girl in the 2:05 (far left) and the girl in the 2:47 are two different people?
i thought mutations are unique?
Sorry for the damage to your bro's place Barilko
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 4:04 pm
But love the snacks in the corner in the first picture.
I may choke from laughter.
Damnit Danny
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 4:05 pm
Im never gonna trust the internet again.
.
GiantFilthy : 4/14/2008 4:05 pm
GiantsLaw
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 4:05 pm
a) that's some grade-a work right there
b) that revelation is the equivalent of telling a 4 year old that santa clause doesn't exist. i don't think i'll recover...
Danny
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 4:06 pm
You can't see from the photo but he has a door on the garage side on the snack closet.
barilko
dorgan : 4/14/2008 4:06 pm
is that the house after you remodeled?
Not bad, but it could use some paint and paper.
Holy shit Barillko
BigBlue26 : 4/14/2008 4:07 pm
That was one hell of a party!
Just when you think its peaked
j_rud : 4/14/2008 4:07 pm
Here comes filthy to kick it into the stratosphere. Excellent...
Filthy
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 4:07 pm
rules
Bill
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 4:08 pm
Its just amazing to me that the garage is in shambles, but the snacks lay unmolested.
Its like in Upstate NY the garge is for snacks 1st, cars second. And NO ONE AND NOTHING will take snacks out of their rightful home.
is there any irony
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 4:08 pm
in the fact that i pissed myself reading this thread?
Bavaro
Scranton NYG : 4/14/2008 4:08 pm
any plans for night 2 yet??
thanx
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 4:09 pm
and sorry.
it's too bad the true masters no longer post their work (CiP, king, reese & humongous)
I guess everyone parks their tractors on the lawn
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 4:09 pm
when it's time for a garage party
Well, thanks to Filthy, we know
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 4:09 pm
what happened to Dave in DC
I just looked at the pix again
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 4:10 pm
God you got a lot of piss on your pants
Paulie your post was the 666th post on this thread
Paul from Queens : 4/14/2008 4:10 pm
.
i think i figured out how they make cheez-its
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 4:10 pm
they invite bavaro's ex fiance into a garage, throw some cheddar on the floor, and attach crackers to the bottoms of her shoes. then they play "hammertime," after which she does the running man (mouth open and tongue extended, of course) and she stomps those little crackers into the cheddar.
BAM! Cheez it.
26
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 4:11 pm
When I first saw the damage I couldn't stop laughing. He nearly killed me. It happened in mid-January and we worked our ass off in freezing temps to remove the debris and seal the house off. The snow was blowing in the kitchen the morning after the explosion.
It happened after poker night and I'm betting he a couple too many.
i don't know if i'm alone here
willismcshockey : 4/14/2008 4:11 pm
but is anyone else crossing their fingers and hoping Bavaro makes this a weekly thread?
I planned it that way
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 4:11 pm
"To Serve Dave"
Its a cookbook !!!
I garbled the visual clarity of this picture.
GiantFilthy : 4/14/2008 4:13 pm
As clarity might get me banned.
I think we need 10 more things overheard at the garage party
j_rud : 4/14/2008 4:15 pm
10)"It rubs the Cheez-Its on its skin or else it gets the hose again"
Now when I look at that picture
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 4:15 pm
It feels like Bavarofan89 is saying "you're next" looking for new recruits to bring to his lair, i mean basement, i mean garage.
Davisian
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 4:15 pm
was there?
Filthy
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 4:15 pm
very Warhol-Like
Bavarofan89 - I really think you are missing the boat.
mjt832 : 4/14/2008 4:16 pm
The piss stained product line could be the biggest launch since what's his name started Polo. If the FTC and the Health dept. doesn't shut it down after the 1st week - you can sell a million products.
Hell! - it doesn't even have to be real piss for the standard line. That way if there are any sickos out there who want "Authenticate Jerseys" you can charge them a higher fee and a six pack.
wow, just found video footage
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 4:16 pm
of the party
link - ( New Window )
Bill, I'm only laughing knowing that no one got hurt
BigBlue26 : 4/14/2008 4:17 pm
but holy shit is that funny! I'm guessing your brother doesn't agree with us.
if you youtube garage party
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 4:17 pm
you can get a pretty good idea of what happens at these things. (Although Im yet to find a party where someone was peed on
#1 - ( New Window )
.
GiantsLaw : 4/14/2008 4:18 pm
GF
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 4:18 pm
Please add a Tiki Missile
J_rud - how about captions for the pictures?
mjt832 : 4/14/2008 4:19 pm
"I'm with Stupid"
Someone get Mr. Quinn a wet nap
j_rud : 4/14/2008 4:19 pm
.
here's jlukes dancing
bxgiants4 : 4/14/2008 4:19 pm
this past garage party
hes got some moves - ( New Window )
The_Jake
CL : 4/14/2008 4:20 pm
I've tried over and over again to reply to your comment but this is the first chance I have had to catch my breath...I mean holy SHIT was that funny!
Bavaro forget to tell us this was a costume party, he just forgot to
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 4:23 pm
put his on.
you think it's funny now?
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 4:24 pm
wait till you see a Cheez It commercial on television.
(note to self - do not have food in mouth during commercials on television for the foreseeable future. need to guard against choking hazard).
OK- one more try with a caption
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 4:26 pm
[img]http://i29.tinypic.com/141nnp.jpg[img]
bavarofan: "Billy, have you ever seen a grown man piss himself?"
Billy: Thinking to himself, "Why does he want me to stroke the neck of this bottle? I'm starting to feel very uncomfortable with bavarofan...This reminds me of that time with my Uncle Ray....Oh, what the hell, it's free beer and cheezits!"
dammitt!
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 4:27 pm
...I'm just striking out today....They should let me drink at work....
Cam you left out the "/" in the second img tag
Nitro : 4/14/2008 4:27 pm
Also, Bavaro has apparently started a trend already
AgentZero : 4/14/2008 4:27 pm
in europe,
EuroBavaro - ( New Window )
Is it just me, or is the chick that bavarofan was hitting on look
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 4:33 pm
awful familiar?
She's in the middle:
i think
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 4:37 pm
she looks more like the really angry Chinese dude in "Big Trouble in Little China" right before his head exploded. for the life of me, i can't find a picture of it though.
you guys know who i'm talking about?
You know what old Jack Burton always says,
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 4:43 pm
"You can never go wrong with Cheezits and Cheap Wine"
She kinda resembles the statue in the background...?
dammit!
Cam in MO : 4/14/2008 4:46 pm
.
I'm going home!
Have fun, kiddies!
the girl on the left with the bottle really is
ATL_Giant : 4/14/2008 4:47 pm
the same girl from the black & white dance floor kick picture, isn't it?
oh, duh.... nevermind..
ATL_Giant : 4/14/2008 4:48 pm
Adobe...
700
Nitro : 4/14/2008 4:49 pm
wow.
it's on youtube, baby
The_Jake : 4/14/2008 4:50 pm
the whole clip is 40 seconds, but if you fast forward to about 0:28, you'll get the exact picture i was referring to.
lonk it up and lonk it OUT - ( New Window )
The pee stain
tomtalkin : 4/14/2008 5:05 pm
may not have been that big...if it was too cold to feel the pee on him then the pee probably froze & made a bigger stain when it thawed out.
the gift that keeps on giving
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 5:06 pm
filthy, you reached CiP status!
Cam, failure all over man, jeez.
tom
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 5:06 pm
IT WAS JUST A DRIP!
I got hear really late...
manh george : 4/14/2008 5:21 pm
and this may have been covered, but is that thing sitting on the table in front of him a machine posititioned to make the pee dry more quickly?
wait a minute... is this you?
Paulie Walnuts : 4/14/2008 5:22 pm
no posts in over 20 minutes... this is like a record.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 5:46 pm
..
I just found this . .
Pete in VA : 4/14/2008 5:47 pm
Literally years since I've laughed this hard.
Okay, here's the deal: if Eric puts this on the front page, I don't start or post on a political thread for as long as it stays up.
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 5:48 pm
Did you catch the post on my brother's garage blowing up? You must have heard about it. He lives about 5 miles from Dougs heading towards Canton.
Pete
manh george : 4/14/2008 5:49 pm
It belongs in the Hall of Fame section.
no... I never heard anything about that.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 5:50 pm
.
It was even on News10 Now
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 5:51 pm
.
Barilko
MookGiants : 4/14/2008 5:53 pm
have you heard from VaBeachGuy recently? I haven't heard from him in a while, still waiting to get my replacement blu ray. I found a phone number for him so if I don't hear anything by Friday I'm going to call him
lol... I was prolly out in the boonies.. no cable out there.
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 5:53 pm
I'm being sarcastic saying that but I really may have been....
Nothing Mook
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 5:54 pm
He didn't responsd to my email.
..
yankees78 : 4/14/2008 5:56 pm
so what are your plans for this weekend bavarofan?
Take pictures...and no more dribble...
damn
MookGiants : 4/14/2008 5:56 pm
I know he was having some family issues and was out for a while but then he came back, now he dissapeared again. I don't think he's screwing us, but if I don't hear anything by the end of the week I'll give him a call and get to the bottom of it
Please let me know what you find
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 5:57 pm
I'm in no rush, I just want to make sure I get the videos.
The kid in the first pic looks like Tony Romo.
TrueBlueSince82' : 4/14/2008 6:06 pm
You changing teams?...:) Or just preferences?
...
willismcshockey : 4/14/2008 6:13 pm
next time you pee. give it a couple shakes to make sure.
It doesn't
dorgan : 4/14/2008 6:24 pm
always work to shake it, but it's kinda fun to give it a few slaps.
Then again, there's the old saying:
"I don't care if you hop and dance, the last few drops end up in the pants".
key word there is "drops".
Not a fucking quart...drops.
LMAO
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 6:25 pm
!
More hoe's from bavarofan's garage party
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 6:36 pm
i'm sure my weekend doesn't compare to the garage parties
willismcshockey : 4/14/2008 6:37 pm
met a contortionist, go-go dancer, and a friend i haven't seen in a while invited me to check out her burlesque show =D
More ho's
Dannyc58 : 4/14/2008 6:39 pm
Bavaro
Scranton NYG : 4/14/2008 6:39 pm
when are you heading out again?? Please bring a camera and start a thread.
Did the short chick
tomtalkin : 4/14/2008 6:40 pm
in the front ever get her thumb out of the beer can? It looks like it's stuck in there.
Is the ex the younger sister of the wrestler ODB? Something about that pic & her holdingthe bottle with her mouth open reminds me of her(no offense intended).
ODB - ( New Window )
hoe?
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 6:40 pm
[img]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/Crack%20hoe%20(line%20art).jpg[img]
derp, got the Cam in MO sickness
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 6:41 pm
drops
Les in TO : 4/14/2008 6:54 pm
A sober man's drops = an intoxicated man's quart
Maybe there is a mathematical formula to calculate the surface area potential of bavarofan's stains:
Y= 4(pi)Xsquared
Y = surface area of stain in square centimeters
X = Number of 12 flz oz cans of Busch light consumed by Bavarofan
this
Dip : 4/14/2008 7:17 pm
has to be the craziest thread in the history of bbi. some funny stuff.
bavaro you were a real sport.
Agree
tomtalkin : 4/14/2008 7:20 pm
I tip my hat to you bavaro....please don't pee on it....you've been a great sport.
bavaro
JeremyShockey : 4/14/2008 7:28 pm
is the man
A BBI star is born
dvb : 4/14/2008 8:10 pm
By the time I discovered this thread today, all I could try to do is catch up (and not piss my pants!)
Until today I thought I was happily married with 2 young kids, but now I see what I’m missing. I MUST begin living vicariously through my man bavarofan89 immediately! I can’t wait ‘til his second night of single life!
Something tells me that bavarofan89 is going to be a BBI cult hero after his first night of single life. If I had known, I would’ve posted pics of myself in my piss stained sweats hangin’ out in my garage with young men a long time ago. DAMMIT!
bavarofan89, you seem like a likable guy who’s a real good sport, but here’s another suggestion re. “the stain”:
If this issue arises on your second night of single life and you post pics on BBI and your integrity won’t allow you to lie and say that a woman was involved in “the stain” or that you just spilled some Busch Light and you insist on sticking to the story that it was just a little extra drippage, you could say something like:
“hey, it’s a big drip because it came from a big hose baby!”
Just trying to help out on your second night of single life. Keep up the good work.
just going through some of the pics, are those the
dvb : 4/14/2008 8:21 pm
Spice Girls?
saw this post
TikiShock : 4/14/2008 8:36 pm
on Bavaro's thread when he and his fiance broke up and it made me laugh for some reason..
Did you lose her
aimrocky : 4/11/2008 2:08 pm
because she walked in on you peeing, then you yelled at her?
Oh man did I pick the wrong few days
Rick in Annapolis : 4/14/2008 8:41 pm
to step away from BBI. This thread is unbelieveable but will take forever to read.
haha
nyyseiler : 4/14/2008 8:55 pm
did anyone catch this quote from his break up thread
just grew apart
bavarofan89 : 4/11/2008 1:19 pm
and the fighting.. i'm not gonna drink.. nothing positive is going to come of that.. i've seen what that does..
haha that really went out the window
LOL
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 9:50 pm
.
Based on those pictures..
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 9:52 pm
It won't be the last single night for you.
LMAO - great find
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 9:53 pm
Northern NYers are the best. They have a sense of balance that city folk can't comprehend.
SanFran
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 9:54 pm
is case in point. LOL
Hahahaha
Anak : 4/14/2008 9:57 pm
I'M DYING
ODB SUCKS!
Barilko
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 9:57 pm
What?
Bill.....
Rick in Annapolis : 4/14/2008 9:58 pm
Do you know any Veilhauers from O'Berg?
I think it's time for a Stewie Sexy Party
Anak : 4/14/2008 9:59 pm
A SEXY PARTY
haha
MDubs85 : 4/14/2008 10:01 pm
this is still going?
SanFran
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:02 pm
You have a much different perspective on life. You worship Obama and have gay rights as issue # 1. You can't comprehend how most Americans live. I'll bet you a 12 pack you have never "misfired" at a garage party.
FEK
Anak : 4/14/2008 10:03 pm
What's up?
I've never shot a gun or
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 10:04 pm
even held one. Guns are beneath me.
LMAO
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:05 pm
misfire was just completely misinterpreted.
Rick
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:06 pm
I don't recognize the name. I grew up near Ogdensburg and my wife is from there but that was 20 years ago. We live on the other side of the county now.
LTS
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:08 pm
See what I mean? Fucking Obamanites.
Well..
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 10:09 pm
What did you mean by 'misfire'?
We've pretty much discussed everything in this thread
Anak : 4/14/2008 10:09 pm
...
that was just about as condescending a post as I've seen
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:10 pm
guns are beneath me.
regardless of the misinterpretation, but fuck it! this thread shall not go political.
PISS STAINS AND HOLES
PISS STAINS AND HOLES
PISS STAINS AND HOLES
PISS STAINS AND HOLES
misfire
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:11 pm
with one's junk
GMEN..
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 10:11 pm
Relax brother. The "guns are beneath me" was said in jest.
ok, I'd hope so
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:11 pm
it was a strange comment
I never had that problem
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 10:11 pm
..
LTS
nyyseiler : 4/14/2008 10:12 pm
im suprised your stalker packer hasnt made his way to finding you in a thread 2day
SanFran
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:13 pm
This is why Obama struggles. He can't relate to the common man.
bavaro isn't clinging to his 2 1/2 inch gun and worship of Busch Light because he's a bitter redneck.
Just wondering Bill.
Rick in Annapolis : 4/14/2008 10:13 pm
I went to Oswego with a Larry V. from O'Berg in the early 90's. Given the time frame there is a good chance your wife knows the family. He's a taxodermist now. Anyway, he would have loved this thread and supported bavaro's piss pants 100%.
You guys are definitely a differnt breed than the down staters. I've been fortunate to live in both upstate and down, along with the deep south and Kansas. Been to many Garage/barn parties and I am one Long Island native who fully appreciates them.
Sorry to Miller.
lol nny
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:15 pm
wrong.
Link - ( New Window )
And McCain can?
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 10:15 pm
Give me a break. McCain is out of touch on Iraq, the economy, and health care.
rick
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:15 pm
do you actually believe you can miller a thread of this magnitude???
Funny how this is turning political
Sean in PA : 4/14/2008 10:15 pm
.
LTS
nyyseiler : 4/14/2008 10:16 pm
hahah funny stuff
seriously you two
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:17 pm
if you make this political, this is what I will do to you:
Good Point Lts....
Rick in Annapolis : 4/14/2008 10:17 pm
......This is unprecendented. You going to the draft party?
depends on schoolwork
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:18 pm
.
I grew up in upstate New York
Pete in VA : 4/14/2008 10:19 pm
One friend had a small barn that he turned into an indoor basketball court. Another had one that he turned into a party shack. No heat, of course. This was in high school (back when the drinking age was 18 and everyone started drinking at 13). Fun times. I do not recall peeing my pants,
Rick
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:19 pm
OK Larry, I know who he is. He's the top taxidermist in the north country - very expensive. I've met him several times and my brother in law knows him very well. Isn't his Dad also a taxidermist?
SanFran
NyquistX3 : 4/14/2008 10:19 pm
You're ruining the thread.
Ryan Nyquist
Anak : 4/14/2008 10:22 pm
You suck
That's great....
Rick in Annapolis : 4/14/2008 10:22 pm
I don't know his dad but I could share stories of him that make bavaro's piss pants seem like nothing. I haven't spoken to him in years but am glad to hear he is doing well and has made a name for his business.
Small World!
anak and his girlfriend
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:23 pm
Some how in all of this
Bill2 : 4/14/2008 10:24 pm
I just get the feeling that bavarofan89 is going to be a winner in life, a great dad and a good husband. I do not know exactly how I get to that conclusion but this is a really good dude. He's real and not trying to be anybody or impress anybody or be slick or get over on anyone.
This was not only a fun thread but a good hearted one.
Bravo Bavaro
Pete
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:25 pm
Define upstate
LTS - my political posts are very consistent with the spirit of the thread. Did you see SanFran's defense of Obama's guns and religion remark?
I could care less
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:26 pm
or couldn't care less, whatever the fuck the phrase is. I really enjoy bitchslapping people through a computer screen.
No...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 10:26 pm
...Bill is right.
Bavaro isn't clinging to his 2 1/2 inch gun and worship of Busch Light because he's a bitter redneck.
He's a bitter Redneck because he's clinging onto his Busch Light and his 2 1/2" gunz.
I don't drink Sam Adams and hate gunz because I'm an elitist.
I am an elitist because I drink Sam Adams and I slay deer with the bumper of my overpriced SUV.
okay
anammi : 4/14/2008 10:28 pm
this just got weird.
bill and bavaro
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:28 pm
actually are the target audience
so to speak
Bill2...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 10:28 pm
...doesn't believe any of the bullshit he just posted, he was simply looking for an avenue to post "Bravo Bavaro."
garage fight!
Del Shofner : 4/14/2008 10:30 pm
bavarofan and the ladies exit as Barilko and SFGF face down at 20 paces with garden tools and hockey sticks.
face down being the operative term
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:31 pm
drunk and passed out, face down in a pool of pee, surrounded by hoes and hose.
I like Barilko
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 10:32 pm
But I could take him. What is he, 50?
Rick
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:32 pm
He's the guy who does the big muskie mounts - high end stuff. His work is on display at all the fishing shows and tournaments.
I shot a trophy buck in 2002 and had it mounted. I nearly had a heart attack after I got the estimate from Larry. I forget what I paid but it was less than half of his quote.
And when Bill...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 10:33 pm
...says he mounted a Buck...
...he means , Heh, Heh~
barilko
Pete in VA : 4/14/2008 10:34 pm
Not the north country. The Finger Lakes, which we called upstate but most people call central New York. But we do like hunting and fishing and country music and speak with flat As.
By the way -- I own some guns, and grew up on a farm -- can I still be an elitist?
I'll put money on Barilko
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:34 pm
he may be old, but he has experience and a rifle
Neil Goldman??
Anak : 4/14/2008 10:34 pm
A ginger?
BH
Bill2 : 4/14/2008 10:34 pm
How can anyone conclude he is anything but a good guy? I was really impressed. You wouldn't enjoy drinking with him at camp or at a tailgate?
I'm proud to
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 10:35 pm
say I've never held or shot a gun before and I have no plans on doing so. I can't kill.
Speaking of which
Anak : 4/14/2008 10:36 pm
I'm going for the first time in my life to a gun range this week.
piss pants pete
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 10:36 pm
270 pounds of yellow mustard and meat
got the box of Cheez-Its and assorted treats
stay tuned for the next thread
it'll be three times as neat
I actually share the same lack o experience and reticence
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:36 pm
although I don't expect everyone else to abide by my preferences
B2...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 10:37 pm
...I was simply chiming in with my own bullshit.
I've liked this kid from the get-go. Bavaro is a keeper, even without this colossus of a thread.
Anak at a shooting range?
Sean in PA : 4/14/2008 10:38 pm
Scary thought.
San Fran
Bill2 : 4/14/2008 10:38 pm
I never did either once I let go of the Army...but as a well intentioned observation...your somehow not in synch with the feel of the thread. I'm not either which is why I am leaving it to those who can go with its flow
huh - although I'm a city guy and the gun laws here are too strict,
Del Shofner : 4/14/2008 10:38 pm
as a kid I grew up shooting rifles, both at target ranges and at animals, and I consider it part of the overall education. It's no big deal.
sean
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:39 pm
you at Kutztown? trying to piece handle with name
Bill2 by letting it go withy the flow
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:40 pm
brings the thread full-circle
Bill2
SanFranGiantsFan : 4/14/2008 10:41 pm
Agreed. Anyways, I must be going. Got a hot date.
I have shot many guns...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 10:41 pm
...I think that they're interesting. This weekend I get to try an M1 Garande.
I think every cop should have a gun~
Although I do love to
Bill2 : 4/14/2008 10:41 pm
fish in as isolated and backcountry a setting as I can find
LTS..
Sean in PA : 4/14/2008 10:41 pm
Yup, I added you earlier.
See you on down the road
Bill2 : 4/14/2008 10:42 pm
San Fran
well, chasing women is a more interesting topic anyway.
Del Shofner : 4/14/2008 10:42 pm
good luck to bavarofan, who deserves it.
barilko
Pete in VA : 4/14/2008 10:43 pm
How did your brother's garage explode?
aight
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:43 pm
thought it was you. cool
I added FEK initially..
Sean in PA : 4/14/2008 10:44 pm
and then figured I could pick up the pieces from there.
At the risk of sounding like
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:44 pm
like a gun clinging redneck, my 12 year old son shot 2 woodchucks this afternoon. They were laying in the sun and eating new grass under our apple trees and he blasted both of them with a 22 Ruger. The second one was a great shot - he was running for his hole and he put a 22 hollow point right between his eyes.
..
anammi : 4/14/2008 10:46 pm
Off-topic (does anyone know what the topic really is?) question for anyone who can answer me:
What the hell is Greek Week!?
so, how much wood coud a woodchuck chuck
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:46 pm
with a big fucking cavity in its face?
barilko, lol
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:47 pm
anammi, some geigh frat shit?
all us guys oil up and...
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:47 pm
oh wait,
sorry, thinking of something else...
sean, yep,
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:47 pm
and these old farts have no clue what we're talking about..
'till now. fuckers
dont' the fraternities have parties
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:47 pm
carnivals, celebrations, etc
Its fraternaty and sorority,
anammi : 4/14/2008 10:47 pm
from what I gather.
And apparently its this week at my school. And I'd love to know what the hell it is!
what references come to mind?
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 10:48 pm
or
is Bill Barilko....
really Bill Murray???
anammi why care??
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:49 pm
cardinal, good call!
oof and I just cringed at my spelling there
anammi : 4/14/2008 10:49 pm
=\
anammi, this is the week when men are men
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 10:49 pm
and the sheep are scared as hell
So THAT'S...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 10:50 pm
...how the garage blew-up.
Barilko had the kids huntin' gophers.
LTS
anammi : 4/14/2008 10:50 pm
because I want to know..
But the good thing is... you don't have to!
he should have said
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 10:50 pm
GOLFERS
agreed
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:51 pm
and it's obviously some super, uber cool greek gathering, whoopty doo?
ana...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 10:51 pm
...it's free beer and drunk girls.
Nothing else matters.
Oof, my daughter's going to a convent school~
would you two have sex and make up please?
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 10:52 pm
or at least post some random AIM chat that makes it seem like you were having make up sex... with some spontaneous unexpected humor thrown in so we don't all seem pervy for reading it
Wow!
chopperhatch : 4/14/2008 10:52 pm
And I thought I had a rough weekend. Turns out I was living the life of Brian compared to this guy.
bavarofan, you realize that we'd be pinning this just to continue laughing at you don't you?
Self'd
Its when fraternities and sororities
Bill2 : 4/14/2008 10:52 pm
take their pledges through whatever they take them through so they can be "members"
Same process as in Animal House with local variations
Hope you are well amanni
L
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:53 pm
Cavity? He was the headless woodchuck.
Cardinal
anammi : 4/14/2008 10:53 pm
no thanks. I'm all set.. I have FEK.
Thank you Bill!!
anammi : 4/14/2008 10:54 pm
Side note, how are you?
BB
Bill L : 4/14/2008 10:56 pm
I have heard the legend
So how much could he chuck?
Hey...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 10:58 pm
...Bambi, I got that *%& & #$ Barilko in my sights...just say the word and he's one dead redneck.
Pete
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 10:58 pm
Long story - he has a wood boiler in his garage. He has a poker night on Wednesdays with 2 or 3 tables. He was using hot water from the boiler to spray off the garage floor before setting up the tables.
The system was low on water after he was done the auto refill valve stuck. At about 3AM the valve released and sent cold water in to an empty system. It exploded. You would have see the damage to believe it.
if you have FEK
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 10:59 pm
i hope you also have AFLAC
that is the GREATEST picture I've ever seen!!!
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 10:59 pm
LMFAO!
My neighbor called and gave me crap
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 11:01 pm
My son threw them in the brush on the fence line and my neighbors dog found them and dragged them in to his front yard. His 6 year old daughter was somewhat upset.
I broke my BB gun
Pete in VA : 4/14/2008 11:01 pm
clubbing a woodchuck to death. It got in a tussle with my dog, and I wasn't convinced that the outcome was going to be favorable.
Bill? i thought we did all see the damage?
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:01 pm
or what was the point of the pictures?
i'm lost here...
reminder to self, NEVER stray north of Saratoga County when visiting NY
there be banjo players in them thar hills
SFGF...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 11:01 pm
...hanging out in Barilko's backyard.
i think you ought to claim that you are upset
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:02 pm
that damn varmint stole the Barilko dinner !
X
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 11:04 pm
You'll be fine but I suggest you leave the women south of the Thruway. They'll be safe at Beez's house.
..
Sean in PA : 4/14/2008 11:06 pm
i left those east coast girls out of mind when i left the east coast
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:07 pm
no way do you trust women that can bundle themselves up and store food for hibernation 6 months out of the year
give me the west coast any day
not a lot of ways to hide what you got under here... with out dressing in 7 layers and looking like a freak
we know to stay away from them here
sean...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 11:07 pm
...context please~
what the hell
anammi : 4/14/2008 11:10 pm
did this thread just turn into?!
just let it flow
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 11:11 pm
.
yeah, don't be a thread tampon
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:12 pm
let it flow
wtf this is just so evil sounding
BradshawGotBustedAtUVA : 4/14/2008 11:14 pm
"my 12 year old son shot 2 woodchucks this afternoon. They were laying in the sun and eating new grass under our apple trees and he blasted both of them with a 22 Ruger. The second one was a great shot - he was running for his hole and he put a 22 hollow point right between his eyes."
A friend of mines dad kinda reminds me of you bill. He is a nice guy in person, seems like he would be an internet ass like you, so maybe your great in person.
But yeah that qoute/action is just so evil, no other words.
evil...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 11:18 pm
...?
As a kid, I shot everything that moved. I did however try and revive a squirrel after I shot it with .22 rat-shot. I felt bad, it didn't die quickly.
Never shot another animal, but evil???
I couldn't hunt...it's just not in me, but I have no issues with others doing so.
BH..
Sean in PA : 4/14/2008 11:18 pm
Anytime I see John 3:16, I think of Rainbow Man.
ahh...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 11:21 pm
...mmmK
Bradshaw
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 11:26 pm
Evil? I worked my ass off to start a small orchard - 15 full size trees. Woodchucks killed 2 trees after 3 years of care. They dug holes next to the trees and destroyed the roots.
You want to hear cruel? When I discovered the hole I told the boys to get the gas can and 10 feet of 1 inch black plastic water pipe. I inserted the pipe in the hole and poured a gallon of gas through a funnel. We slowly removed the pipe so we would have a "fuse".
I dropped a match and it sounded like a hand grenade. About 2 weeks later my son told me he couldn't mow out there but the stench was brutal. Mission accomplished.
You attempted to
Bill Barilko : 4/14/2008 11:27 pm
revive a squirrel?
evil orchard bomber
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:28 pm
I once...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 11:30 pm
...lit a frog on fire. He hopped around starting little fires in the leaves.
I wasn't proud.
So, I tried a crawfish, that was just boring. I will say tho, once the fumes burned-off, he smelled yummy.
I felt bad tho, so I went back to blowing-up model airplanes.
how did you get the frog to ignite?
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:31 pm
.
awesome story bill,
GMenLTS : 4/14/2008 11:32 pm
I feel bad laughing at such animal cruelty but I can't contain myself.
BH, CPR?
Yeah, Cardinal
anammi : 4/14/2008 11:33 pm
That's the most important question to ask!
How about... what the hell made you light a frog on fire?!
yea...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 11:33 pm
...I ended up reloading with a regular bullet and put him out of his misery.
A year later I shot another squirrel, hell of a shot, about 50 yds way up in a tree, as he fell I was proud. I got to him and saw that I nailed him right in the ear, again helluva shot for a 15 yr old, especially considering that it was a BB-gun.
Again, I felt bad and this time, I did revive him. Afterall, a BB from that distance wasn't going to kill much.
150 foot tree?
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:35 pm
and you got him in the eye?
Davey Crockett move over...
and make room for Chief Squat n Run
my bad
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:35 pm
the ear, not the eye
naa...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 11:36 pm
...about 50' up and 100' away.
wow this thread is 1 day and 4 minutes old..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 11:40 pm
who would of thought that it'd turn into this at my expense... I know some of you are laughing at me and I could honestly careless.. this is fun for those like barilko and the majority here who just find it funny... have fun guys.. lets keep this goin!
don't get all geometric on me
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:40 pm
it's too late for me to wake Pythagoras's ass up
Women wrestling (even though it's fake) =
Anak : 4/14/2008 11:40 pm
AWESOME!
what's up tinkle toes
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:41 pm
welcome my friend to the thread that never ends
I love it.. this is awesome
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 11:43 pm
,
since this is your thread, what's your professional opinion
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:47 pm
on the Brown Hornet's head shot on Mr. JFChipmunk?
do you think there was a possibility of a second or third gunman?
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:48 pm
what about Bill Barilko's kid... hanging out by the grassy woodchuck hole?
If I go to bed now
Nitro : 4/14/2008 11:49 pm
is this at 1000 posts by tomorrow morning?
I'd say yes.
barilko's child killing woodchucks
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 11:49 pm
is just a northern ny thing.. everykid has shot somethin at least once... as far as the the chipmunk that's some good stuff!
X...
Brown Hornet : 4/14/2008 11:50 pm
...I do believe that the woochuck hole would best be described as "flaming woodchuck hole."
woodchucks are pests.
Del Shofner : 4/14/2008 11:50 pm
you guys would readily stomp a cockroach in your apartment, but you're bleeding hearts for woodchucks because of some Bill Murray movie. They're rodents, let it go.
i grew up in upstate NY myself
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:50 pm
i shot a woodchuck in a box with a .22 myself once
and yes it's true....
NOTHING smells as bad as rotting woodchuck
I dont know... I was gutting a deer once and the stomach fell out..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 11:52 pm
it was like someone farted inside my mouth... it literally smelt so bad I could taste it.
I cut into it actually..
bavarofan89 : 4/14/2008 11:53 pm
then it fell out.
hmm ... wasn't there once a woman-chasing aspect to this thread?
Del Shofner : 4/14/2008 11:55 pm
At least I seem to remember that. I don't think the fart-in-the-mouth theme will sell, even with upstate NY women.
i wouldn't be surprised Del
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:56 pm
upstate ny women are a very resilient type
i remember numerous times when i was a youngster
CardinalX : 4/14/2008 11:59 pm
waking up with a knot on my head and a hangover after some wiley northern new yorkerette got me drunk, knocked me out and drug me back to her cave for a little slap and tickle
Newyorkette...
Brown Hornet : 12:00 am
...?
bitch's got...
Brown Hornet : 12:01 am
...some crazy eyes.
Shoot it?
bavaro
Bill Barilko : 12:02 am
Short version of a very long story. I bought my son a BB gun and told him he could shoot anything but robins. I was working on a landscape project while he was "hunting" in the barn.
I walk in the barn to get a tool and see a robin hopping around with a broken wing. He popped out around the corner like he was stalking a 12 point buck. I told him to finish it off, clean it and I would cook it for his dinner.
wait...
Brown Hornet : 12:05 am
...you ate a Robin?
Are these folks your kin?
cue spooky banjo music
CardinalX : 12:05 am
most parents would have just grabbed the gun out of the kid's hands
CardinalX : 12:07 am
and shot him in the arm asking "how do YOU like it?"
you didn't have to go all out and cook the thing for dinner.
i'm sure it just tasted like chicken
I didn't say he ate it
Bill Barilko : 12:08 am
After he was done plucking it there wasn't enough meat left to feed a kitchen mouse.
well, maybe if you'd have added that kitchen mouse to the mix
CardinalX : 12:11 am
you'd have had yourself a fine meal
rustic version of surf and turf
btw, i still wouldn't have counted out the whole
CardinalX : 12:12 am
shooting him in the arm thing
who hasn't been shot by a BB gun and lived to tell the tale?
"Little Miss Sunshine"
Anak : 12:14 am
My brother has a crush on all the contestants except for the main character. He's 8 and the contestants look like they're 5. Really cute though
Barilko - I had a similar experience to your son's
Del Shofner : 12:15 am
with my uncle in Pennsylvania when I was learning to shoot back in the day. Better to kill a woodchuck with a .22 than wound a bird with a BB gun, is what I learned.
We did't have BB guns as kids
Bill Barilko : 12:16 am
I was duck hunting with a 20 gauge when I was 10.
X...
Brown Hornet : 12:17 am
...After stories that Mike Curtis (my 1st football hero) had BB-gun battles with his friends, me and the boys had a few. Luckiny, we all still have both eyes.
I later found out that he was bullshitting about it. I wasn't too happy.
BTW, paintball is for pussies.
it does hurt quite a bit to be hit in the nipple or the ear
CardinalX : 12:20 am
by a paintball though
I have guns in my house
anammi : 12:22 am
but have never touched one in my whole life. And really don't want to.
My dad shot his sister in the ass with a BB gun when they were kids.
That's the closest I'll come to having a gun story (I hope *crosses fingers*)
Del
Bill Barilko : 12:23 am
Obviously, I'm embellishing the story but the BB gun was intended to rid us of barn swallows and reduce the pigeon population in the silo. You don't have to kill the barn swallows - they won't hang out in a barn that has a 10 year old kid with a BB gun. He felt bad about it and claimed he didn't realize it was a robin. It wasn't a big deal.
I've only tried it once...
Brown Hornet : 12:23 am
...4 sweatshirts and head gear. But it did still hurt getting hit in the hand.
..
anammi : 12:23 am
Air-soft guns fucking suck, though. Ouch!
anammi
GMenLTS : 12:24 am
just wait for the revolution, you'll want an M16 (automatic rifle if you don't know) if we all ever have to fend for ourselves.
anarchy is on the rise!
(I have no idea where that outburst came from)
Why on earth would you say that to me?
anammi : 12:24 am
You know how I feel about that, you asshole.
And thanks to bomb threats & lockdown at
anammi : 12:25 am
Montclair State, now I know what an M16 looks like.
huh
GMenLTS : 12:25 am
revolution?
or anarchy? I confused
..
anammi : 12:26 am
lol.. war-related shit.
whoa...
Brown Hornet : 12:26 am
...anna, seriously?
Don't buy a Sex Pistol's album, it'll totally bum you out.
my bad...
Brown Hornet : 12:27 am
...I focused on Anarchy.
it was completely not serious
GMenLTS : 12:27 am
I never even mentioned war, just revolution.
huh?
CardinalX : 12:29 am
Stay away from...
Brown Hornet : 12:29 am
...the White Album too.
A-maize-ing...
Brown Hornet : 12:30 am
...
LTS
anammi : 12:31 am
but you see how I took it there? lol
BH.. haha too late, I love them. Its not the anarchy stuff at all. Its just that I really don't like discussing / listening to war-related discussion. You'll never catch me on one of those threads because I know nothing about what's going on because it scares the hell out of me. I don't let myself think too much about what's happening or what could happen next.
yea, i saw
GMenLTS : 12:33 am
jeez, I thought you were tough!
seriously though, we're in pretty good shape on our side of the atlantic, nothing wrong with learning about the other stuff
and I realize how some people may see that
anammi : 12:33 am
as me being ignorant or un-American. But when I think about it I cry uncontrollably. My brother is in the military (but home with me & going to the police academy right now, thank God), I have cousins and friends in Iraq and Afghanistan, and I just can't handle it.
Please stop
anammi : 12:33 am
..
ana...
Brown Hornet : 12:38 am
...think of it this way.
This is an American (Special Ops)..
This one is an Al Queda terrorist...
hahaha
anammi : 12:39 am
Thanks, BH :]
i feel you
TikiShock : 12:39 am
anammi i have friends in Iraq too
arite
GMenLTS : 12:40 am
.
The American is focused and well trained ...
Brown Hornet : 12:40 am
...(just look at him)
The terrorist isn't even sure how to hold that damned gun.
We'll be fine.
I doubt anyone will believe this
Bill Barilko : 12:41 am
but my daughter came home this afternoon and said, "guess what I did today Dad."
I went through the usual Dad things, applied for a better job, etc.
She responded, "nope, I shot an AK 47". I looked at her with a WTF look on my face. I was concerned it was fully automatic so I said, "you had to pull the trigger every time it fired?"
She looked confused and her boyfriend responded, "yes it's a semi but it fires at fast as you can pull the trigger."
Major relief.
thanks Tikishock
anammi : 12:42 am
I'm a little melodramatic I guess, because my brother is my biggest concern and he's home now on active reserves, but I still don't like to think about what could have been... or what could still be.
Especially when we had reason to worry about his safety this time last year when he was home in Jersey! (That planned attack on Fort Dix last spring... big bro was there and would have been there when / if those brothers had gotten away with the raid)
With you Barrilko,
Ash : 12:43 am
we tend to suspend our skepticism.
Be well all...
Brown Hornet : 12:43 am
...Papa needs to sleep.
BB
GMenLTS : 12:46 am
just a hunch, I'm guessing you wouldn't have minded if he mishandled the weapon and injured himself?
god that's awful to say, but..
ok, enough of this digression
CardinalX : 12:47 am
this thread needs more
haha
anammi : 12:48 am
thats such an odd shaped pee-stain!
Ash
Bill Barilko : 12:54 am
I'll take that as a compliment and will only add the conversation was close to verbatim.
LTS
Bill Barilko : 12:56 am
That would be too quick for my liking.
lol
GMenLTS : 12:58 am
.
it's kind of like a beetle-shaped elephant-sized creature
CardinalX : 1:00 am
being led by a leash like something from a Star Wars movie.
don't ya think?
Yeaa
Scranton NYG : 1:25 am
i have a couple buddies in Iraq also. I wanna know when Bavaro is going out again though haha.
please
ITaLiRiCaN : 1:53 am
let this reach 1000 posts
do your parents
bubba0825 : 2:06 am
keep you in garage cause you pee your pants
This thread has been brought to you by....
CardinalX : 2:22 am
because when the moment is right... you want to have a really hard wang
if you think
The_Jake : 3:30 pm
i'm letting this thread die before it reaches 1,000 posts, you're crrrrrrrrrazy.
I still cant believe he peed himself, then acted like it was cool
bxgiants4 : 3:34 pm
and then posted the pee stained pictures on the internet
AWESOME
LOL, me neither
willismcshockey : 5:37 pm
to top it off, posted the pics of those girls. there's just so much going on with this thread, it's hard for me to pick out which parts i enjoyed the most.
I can't belive
Greg from Albany : 6:01 pm
how many fucking posts this thread has. LOL.
I can relate to the BBI country folk
TD : 6:06 pm
I like to hunt beaver too....
I'm so horny
Anak : 6:27 pm
Did I say that out loud?
bavarofan
Eggs55 : 8:10 pm
dont listen them all you are the f'in man pee pants and all
Ha HA HA
tomtalkin : 8:15 pm
I can't believe this thread is still going....CLASSIC!!!!!
note to self
freebluelove : 8:50 pm
be nice to bavarofan...he is sad....he is BIG...
that would make him....
CardinalX : 8:53 pm
big and sad?
anyone know
AgentZero : 9:21 pm
what the most posts in a thread is? not including gameday threads
AZ
GMenLTS : 9:29 pm
anammis intro thread about 1400+ I hear berrylish's was up there too
AZ
GiantKurt : 9:30 pm
this aint it...yet....
i think it was
CardinalX : 9:33 pm
11,357¼
can't remember what it was about though
a GiantKurt sighting ...
Del Shofner : 9:33 pm
nothing like this ever happened in the shed, right?
oh yea,
GMenLTS : 9:35 pm
forgot about the damn "addicting game" thread from the SB run.
that thing was like 1400+ too.
this still needs some work, but there's too many pictures the loading time blows
so what i am understanding is
AgentZero : 9:38 pm
that Bavaro is not a girl...so no horny guys in here to keep the thread going that long.
and its not a game thread that requires constant posting from bbi member to keep some sort of momentum going.
so does this mean bavaro is going to have to shit himself to keep it alive?
LMAO
GMenLTS : 9:38 pm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was good
I just wanted to say
djm : 9:47 pm
Thanks.
Del
GiantKurt : 9:55 pm
no..nothing like this , nothing , no , no..this is just....
this thread needs some clydez
jintz4life : 10:12 pm
.
Did someone say Clydez?
A-Train : 10:36 pm
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NFT: giants stadium section 312 : clydez : 12/14/06 9:40 AM
if anyone here sits there and if you were the pu$$y in the red shockey jersey that threw beer on me and my girlfriend during the cowboy game i am just letting you know that i will be at the eagles game in the same seat in row 15 on sunday. this time step up and talk s**t to my face insted of runnig out like a sad little bitch and sending security up to escort me out. your little buddy told me that he knows you from a giants internet website. i hope this is the right one and i hope i see you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off.
Follow up comments...
CALL OUT... RING RING : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:41 AM
I : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:41 AM
guess I'll skip this game in fear for my life
wait a minute.... : NJ Fan : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
I don't drink and I was not at the game and my shockey jersey is blue. My bad
Please save your tough guy act.... : cj : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
for the parking lot.
are you a cowboys fan? : Upstate J : 12/14/06 9:42 AM
Details Please : thebregs : 12/14/06 9:47 AM
Why did someone throw beer at you and your girlfriend? If you are a season ticket holder please remember that a fight in the stands costs you your rights as a future season ticket holder. Be careful
no i'm not a cowboysfan! : clydez : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
and i'd be glad to take it to the parking lot. its not a toughguy act. if some a$$hole asks you to sit down during a game as huge as that one and then throws beer on you AND your date then he won't fight you like a man and runs out in the third quarter and sends security up youd be pi$$ed off too.
312 : teso56 : 12/14/06 9:49 AM
I am in section 312 every game. Row 14. I dont remember this happening, but I do remember a Cowboy fan getting thrown out of our row for being in the wrong seat. I will be there Sunday as usual.
That was me! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I'll be there. Pack a lunch.
This guy just joined the site : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
definitely a cowgirl fan
What did you do to get a fellow Giants fan to throw beer on you? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
Or are you a Cowboys fan? Btw, really pussy move of the guy to throw beer on you and then hide behind teh security guard, maybe it was chopperhatch.
Oh. Wait. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:50 AM
I was home. My bad.
another internet tough guy : JonC : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
you idiots are entertaining, in some small and ridiculous way.
Andy, believe me...it wasnt chopper : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
chopper wouldnt have been afraid to get in the guy's face
Couldn't have been chopper. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:51 AM
He drinks beer. Even at work. He throws fountain drinks.
lukes ... hehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:52 AM
that was funny, even if unintended. hehe ...
I thought it was a beer chopper threw at someone, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 9:54 AM
my bad.
Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 9:58 AM
was in the two-hundreds for that game and he was too busy making play calls into his inflatable motorola head-set. Besides, gidie would have b!tch-slapped him if he pulled anything like that.
What does your girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:03 AM
Maybe the beer was intended only for her
teso56 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:05 AM
i highly doubt that you were where you say and didnt see what happened. it wasn't a big brawl there was some brief comotion. if the f@ggot shows up on sunday you will remember what happened.
G-d, I love : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
losers.
clydez : Upstate J : 12/14/06 10:06 AM
I think you're going to scare them away!!
thebregs : clydez : 12/14/06 10:07 AM
what the f**$ is that suppose to mean?
clydez : JonC : 12/14/06 10:08 AM
If you're a Giants fan, then tell us why this other Giants fan dumped beer on you. What went down ?
Dude....relax bro : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
Is she a cowpuke fan?
ummm : Shaman : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
I'd let it go...you don't want to get thrown out of this game.
Just an idea but maybe you could : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:09 AM
sit down & not block the guy's view. Then everyone will enjoy the game, including your date, instead of getting into a fight & losing your season tickets.
clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:10 AM
i think he is saying your girl is a horseface
i told you : clydez : 12/14/06 10:12 AM
some guy in a red shockey jersey asks me to sit down. i turned aroudn and laughed at him because i thought he was joking. he asks again and i tell him to knock it off i'm trying to watch the game. a few minutes later a beer lands on me and my date. i turn around and this piece of s*** is laughing. i start climbing up to nail the kid in his face and he takes off. ten minutes later security asks me to leave.
Sounds like : JonC : 12/14/06 10:13 AM
you deserved it.
Or Maybe she is a : thebregs : 12/14/06 10:14 AM
Hottie??
you didnt answer the question : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
are you a Giants fan or not?
that : clydez : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
would be your opinion. i'm a diehard fan and i stand up and yell when the other team has the ball. throwing beer on someone is a pu$$y move.
People behind you are : JonC : 12/14/06 10:15 AM
trying to watch the game too, if they can't see around your fat ass what do you expect them to say ?
clydez : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
I hope you do kick the idiot's ass, telling you to sit down, then throwing a beer at you and running to security. How old was he?
sorry about that bro : MattHofstra : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
won't let it happen again
go back and read again jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 10:16 AM
maybe you want to come see me in section 313 on sunday wiseass?
regardless of who is right or wrong : bxgiants4 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
it aint cool to toss beer on a lady. bottom line.
Jon : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
if he was more than 2 rows in front of the guy, than the guy who threw the beer would have had no problem seeing over him .
I thought it : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
was 312.
SOUNDS LIKE : azeblade : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Yea if the guy asked u twice sounds like this wasnt unprovoked and if he couldnt see you need to not just ignore him ....
I thought it was 312 : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
.
clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:17 AM
Maybe you want to concentrate on watching the game.
Now, which is it 312 or 313?
clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
the way you are reacting to a simple jeering over the internet leads me to believe that you did a lot more at the game then you say you did in order to get thrown out.
Nobody has a right to throw beer on anybody! : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:18 AM
Especially for not sitting down. I can just picture the guy, some wimpy lawyer type.
So let's get this right : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
"he asks again and i tell him to knock it off i'm trying to watch the game." Did it occur to you that he was trying to watch the game also WITHOUT having to stand up? Did you take that into consideration? Or were you just trying to show how tough you are for your girl?
Be smart & stay home to watch the game this week so you don't get accidently thrown off the 3rd level.
312 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:19 AM
i think. duh theyre not my season tickets. :)
psycho : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:20 AM
agreed, throwing a beer at someone is low class regardless of what this guy did to "deserve" it. Point is, after he had the beer thrown at him, he should have been the one that went to get security.
Sounds : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
like NJBay and RayF are having a lovers quarrel.
jlukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:21 AM
take me to the game Sunday and we ca go throw beer on this schmuch together. I'll take the girlfriend. Deal?
CT Phantom, exactly : JonC : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
it never occurred to clydez that someone else might be trying to watch the game too. Take a hike, clyde.
Beez, if I can get tickets : jlukes : 12/14/06 10:22 AM
no luck yet
Great Clyde! : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:23 AM
See if you can get into a big enough pissing contest to lose your friend's season tickets. That should endear you to him.
you're girlfriend : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
was huge, i couldn't see around her huge arse. sorry man.
you guys : clydez : 12/14/06 10:24 AM
are wasting my time. i didnt join here to have my actions validated. if you can't help me i don't need to hear from you. this a$$hole throws beer on me and my girlfriend who was wearing a pierce jersey not a cowboy jersey and i'm suppose to run to security like some little weasel bitch. no thanks.
clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:26 AM
Just get over it dude, there are a lot of a-holes out there and even more cowards. Just let it go, you'll live a longer life if you do. Take it from me, I'm a reformed "I'm going to kill (fill in the blank) for (fill in the blank"
JonC : Psycho : 12/14/06 10:27 AM
You are an idiot if you think standing up justifies throwing beer on someone then running like a girl for security to protect you from your wussy actions. I bet you are the wimpy-type, too, that sits on his ass all game, never played a sport in your life, and leaves by the end of the third quarter to beat the traffic. What a moron...
No, clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
a. sit down
b. grow up
clydez : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're right. It made more sense to threaten the moron and get thrown out yourself. Wise choice.
Psycho : JonC : 12/14/06 10:28 AM
You're wrong on all counts, Boss, and if you need a CLUE here ... we're trying to rile the guy up.
i wouldn't kill this guy : ballzblue : 12/14/06 10:29 AM
focus your energy on the dirty eagle fans that will be there instead. what kind of beer was it?
What really makes me mad about this whole story : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Is the way someone would waste a bear like that. I mean at $7.25 a pop those things are like gold. That's not to mention the 20 minute lines and the fact you can't get more in the second half. What is happening to the world?
further : JonC : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
If you're a grown up you don't hit another grown up over a beer tossed on you. You don't lose your friend's season tickets because you're a hot headed idiot.
Now, who's the moron(s) here ?
bear=beer : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
Maybe I should lay off the stuff
Joey's right. : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 10:31 AM
The guy is a first grade pussy, but it's not worth the aggravation. Too bad you had to have the game ruined for you by some loser.
Pshyco : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 10:33 AM
2 wrongs don't make a right. When you're in a public place a little consideration for others makes a hell of a lot more sense than returning to the scene to flame the fire.
I hate to ask logical questions, Clyde... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:34 AM
but how do you know it was the guy behind you who dumped the beer on you?
i'm sorry but : clydez : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
where i come from throwing a drink on another man is pu$$y move and an open invitation to pound the guy's face in. call me crazy. throwing a drink on another man's woman is a deathwish.
JB : Matt M. : 12/14/06 10:35 AM
Why because he was laughing, of course.
Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
curious, how old are you? And where is this place "where you come from?"
hot head, are you 16 ? : JonC : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
Let us know what your friend says when you lose his season tickets, that should be fun !
oh it was him that did it : clydez : 12/14/06 10:36 AM
and if it wasn't why did he run down the stairs and out of there so fast?
Uh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:37 AM
to get security?
clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
If anyone throws a beer on my wife this weekend, it will be their last moments on earth. Here is some advice..next time that occurs, you don't rush up the stands like a mad man and start yelling, that gives you away. You calmly get up and leave and come back when he's not looking. You go to his seat calmly and then you choke the sh-t out of him and tell him to apologize or you'll break his neck.
Because... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you were chasing him?
i'm 28 : clydez : 12/14/06 10:38 AM
you want to know my sign too fruity?
JB : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 10:39 AM
Sounds like a game of duck duck goose to me that got out of hand.
Clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
I believe I've already figured out your "sign."
you are probably : clydez : 12/14/06 10:40 AM
right joey.
Only one person on this whole thread made any sense : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 10:47 AM
bigbluefan92
clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 10:53 AM
Throwing beer at someone is low class but were you the only one standing in your row or the rows around you?
i don't know : clydez : 12/14/06 11:03 AM
i'm sure there were other people standing. i was busy trying to watch the game. the a$$hole wasn't some old guy in a wheelchair. if he had problems seeing the game he needs to stand up or buy better seats. it's not my problem. i love my giants. i stand up and cheer the whole game. he could have gone to security but he didn't. he threw his beer on me and my date.
Sorry Clyde. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
You're not a bigger fan than I ... and if you stood in front of me the ENTIRE game, I'd have had a problem with it. For what it's wrth, I stand-sit-stand-sit throughout games, but I don't constantly stand because ... wait for it ... people behind me might want to sit and see some of the game, too.
It appears that clydez' an inconsiderate SOB : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:05 AM
like Beez.
you'd have a problem with it? : clydez : 12/14/06 11:08 AM
you would throw beer on me and my girlfriend? would you then run to security after i break your jaw? you'd have a problem with it. pfft.
Yeayh, that was me BIG fella and, oh, : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:10 AM
By the way, your girlfriend says to say, "Hi". She's calling from my bedroom...
. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
Tough guys over the internet are the best.
I wouldn't throw a beer. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:11 AM
After asking twice, I'd tell the asshole in front of me to sit down.
I'm only inconsiderate to Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:12 AM
And yes, I'd have had a problem with it. No, I wouldn't have gotten security. I'd have asked you - politely, the first few times - if you and your girlfriend could sit down during "down times" because you were blocking my view. Would you have taken a punch at me then?
You're right Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:14 AM
After repeatedly being asked to sit down he should not have thrown beer at you. He should have called security & had your inconsiderate ass thrown out of the stadium. You get tix from a season tix holder & you have the balls to tell this guy he should have "better" seats. You my friend are a clown.
Throwing a beer at a dude and his girl : JonC : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
isn't cool, it's wrong and then running to security is a p**sy move on top of it.
But, as it's been plainly pointed out here, hitting the guy and losing your friend's season tickets isn't the right reaction either. Steaming about it on an internet message board days later, where you're not a member and you're blindly attempting to track down one dude out of 80,000+ people is asinine.
beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:18 AM
if you asked me politely to sit down and i informed you that that is not how i choose to watch the game and then you asked me again, i'd ignore you. if you tapped me on the shoulder and asked again, i wouldn't punch you, i'd probably hit you across the face with my forearm for annoying me and not keeping your hands toyourself.
Then, clydez, the moron, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:20 AM
gets tossed from the stadium, arrested for assault and loses his friend's season tickets. BRILLIANT!!
Couple points to make about the idiot that threw the beer : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:21 AM
1. If you go to a football game, you have to expect people to stand up. Watch the game from home if you feel like sitting on your a$$ the whole time. 2. If you are sitting up in the bleeders, don't piss and moan when you can't see the field. If you want a good view of the action, get better seats. 3. Man Law: Don't waste a perfectly good beer by throwing it at someone.
I probably should have : Lopes1984 : 12/14/06 11:22 AM
formatted that better.
clyde, I wouldn't lay a hand on you. I'd give you about 3 tries : Beez : 12/14/06 11:23 AM
with the "polite" approach, at which time I'd rely on my peers, who would give you an unmerciful verbal beating, undoubtedly embarassing your girl into begging you to sit down. If that didn't work, then I'm sure some dumb ass in the area would eventually throw beer on you, although it wouldn't be me ... and I'd take great pleasure in eventually watching you removed by security, opening up my view.
Lopes, there's no question : Beez : 12/14/06 11:25 AM
about the fact that people stand up during a football game. But if you're a reasonable human being, you know that at some point, people will sit, and you with them. Happens at football games, baseball games ... you name it.
Unbelievable. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
.
By the way, clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:26 AM
You'd throw a forearm at me from a row in FRONT of me? hehe ... you've never been in (or apparently seen) a hockey fight ... have you?
i sit between quarters : clydez : 12/14/06 11:29 AM
and during timeouts. but when the game is going on i stand. and on sunday when my giants beat the eagles i'll be standing the whole time. if some f@ggot behind me has a problem with that he can move seats or shut the f*** up and deal with it.
so when 100% of the section : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
is sitting and you are the only person in the entire section standing and people are mad at you, you're saying they are at fault and being the jerks because its your giants and you want to stand? Yeah, that makes sense.
. : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:30 AM
Standing on offense is the best! I love those 1st and 10 plays from our 35.
i'm kind of tall beez : clydez : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
don't worry if i need to i can grab you by neck and bring your head down where it won't be a problem.
clydez : RinR : 12/14/06 11:31 AM
You don't get it dude. You can count on both hands the number of people who stand the ENTIRE game. It never occurred to you to sit down when thousands of people around you are? But hey, go ahead and beat up the guy and then have to deal with assualt charges and what that brings.
clyde ... I wish you the best. : Beez : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
And if you can't have that, I wish you exactly what you have coming to you.
You stand the whole game? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 11:32 AM
That's just being a jackass. Still, that doesn't give the guy a right to drop a beer on your date.
Yes clyde ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
yes ... you could beat me to a bloody pulp. There ya go.
MMMMMM : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
Now you admit to being tall. I think you should quit while your ahead.
What a humongous : JonC : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
friggin' gaping a-hole ... now I wish I was sitting in 312. Watching internet tough guys cry like a child is humorous.
I would love for : Bavaro : 12/14/06 11:33 AM
a 6'8" 300+ pounder to be in the seat infront of Clydez and stand all game. I'm sure he would love that. Especailly when his girlfriend can't see a thing the whole game.
You're "kinda tall". : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
That's great. Then you can be a pain in the ass to a lot of people.
Jon, I only wish a little harder : Beez : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
that you and I were sitting there together.
This... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 11:34 AM
is getting good!
Don't worry Clyde 75,000 can't be right. : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
When they build the new stadium you can get season tix for the "A-holes only" section because you certainly qualify.
i can't : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 11:35 AM
remember the last time i hit the refresh button in my browser so many times!
you guys are f***n unreal : clydez : 12/14/06 11:39 AM
somebody douses your girlfriend with a beer and then runs away and tries to have you removed from the stadium when all you are doing is cheering for your team and you would just think thats ok?
No, clydez. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
We've all said throwing the beer was wrong. What you can't get through your thick skull is "standing the whole time is also wrong."
No idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
tossing a beer on someone and getting them tossed out ISN'T OK.
But, YOUR SOLUTION is just as WRONG. Get it yet, Einstein ?
chopperhatch : gidiefor : 12/14/06 11:41 AM
Is that the guy we threw beer on?
"Unreal" : Beez : 12/14/06 11:42 AM
is appropriate for this situation.
He'll only be blocking 1 line of sight : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 11:43 AM
His girlfriend decided to stay with me in LA for the weekend...
Peter in Atlanta : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
You've got this guy pegged. "Inconsiderate SOB". Good to see you back, BTW, in spite of our conflicts.
BTW, my site is finally done. Just launched. With you away I had nobody to chastize me on it so it waited until December. Original placeholder said "coming in June". LOL!
wow : Shaman : 12/14/06 11:46 AM
Does your girlfriend know what an A hole you are? Standing on offense and blocking people's view? Classy dude.
Oh and if his girlfriend is tall and leggy : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 11:47 AM
the guy behind him could have always asked her to "Spread your legs so I can see the game."
sit down on your sofas : clydez : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
and watch the game in front of a big tv. the game is for those of us that get into it. the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me. you old f@ggots can't handle standing up and cheering for your team then take your geritol and stay home.
I call : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:48 AM
'dupe'. NO one is this stupid.
Titans game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:49 AM
was on the road. Man are you a big fan!
i meant : clydez : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
the bears.
Berrylish : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
Scary thought if he's not kidding though huh?
what an idiot : JonC : 12/14/06 11:50 AM
LMAO
CT : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 11:51 AM
agreed.
I kinda felt bad for the guy until he said he'd be standing : Stu : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
for the whole game. You are the inconsiderate jerk and probably deserved what you got. i'm sure peole were nice about it at first asking you to sit down. you become a defiant ass-wipe and that's what you get. You lose!
Tough game : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 11:52 AM
to mix up. One game was one of the worst collapses in franchise history, the other was a game on Sunday night for number 1 in the conference at the time. They are eerily similar.
Clydez, you have some.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 11:54 AM
serious issues my friend. When you haven't gotten over this a long time after the fact, are still planning revenge, are joining a website to aid in your revenge plan, are proclaiming to a bunch of strangers that you're going to get revenge, then you have some mental problem and probably need professional help. Now go ahead and threaten to beat me up too. Sad.
Stu : RinR : 12/14/06 11:55 AM
I'm sure people were nice about it for nearly 3 quarters of the game. Then some other idiot as bad as clydez throws a beer. They should get seats together in last row of 312.
If more Giants fans had stood : bob in tx : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
at Giants stadium during the Titans game, the Giants would have won. I agree.
If you do end up hitting a guy at the Eagles game : bigbluefan92 : 12/14/06 11:56 AM
and he does read BBI he'll be able to print this whole thread out when he presses charges on you. You really didn't think this out to well did you?
Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
the way you thought something was amiss on the Moon thread, I had a suspicion early on here, too. After all, how can someone actually write this and be taking themselves seriously: "the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me." I think he went a little too far there to be "real."
holy sh_t : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 11:57 AM
"the giants would not have lost to the titans and cowboys at home if more fans were like me"
RinR : Stu : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Not even. Watch the damn game at home.
26 : Beez : 12/14/06 11:58 AM
Outta my head!
I've never gotten out of the lot as fast : Stu : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
as when the Titans game ended!
BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 11:59 AM
if they were all like you, would they be too drunk to watch the game ? ;)
If the guy threw a beer : Section331 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
he deserves to get his ass kicked. I mean, they're like $7 bucks a pop, right?
Now bob : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:00 PM
Is making the point that we are all missing. If we all stood up during all the games and NEVER sat down, they would have beaten Dallas, Chicago, Indianapolis, Seattle, Jacksonville and the Titans.
Yeah - why do stadiums have seats anyway? : Stu : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
.
now those are fighting words Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:02 PM
I was holy sh_tting clydez comment, not referring to myself (and for the record, i'm a damn good fan, i know when to sit, and when to stand :o)
Stu... : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:04 PM
they're for the old guys.... DUH!
not to derail this thread.... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:05 PM
but I told my 6 yr old daughter last Sunday to stop crossing in front of the television when Carolina had the ball. I wasn't standing but is was annoying. Guess what? She actually thought I was kidding.Then, she got my wife to come upstairs so they could wrap presnts and I told them both to stop making so much noise when the Giants had the ball. My wife slapped me in the face and I had a tuna sandwich for dinner.I can't wait to see what happens when they bother me this Sunday.
Point of order ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
for the Seattle, Tennessee and Jax games, how would we have known the rest of us were REALLY all standing? I mean, who would be in charge of verification?
It'd : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:06 PM
have been the honor system.
bob : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Would you actually throw a perfectly good beer in your own home? Come on. Think about it.
BBI? : Beez : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
Honor system?
BB26 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:07 PM
oh so now YOU wanna fight ME !! Come get some !!
Yeah : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I know.... I laughed too. It was hard to type.
bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
I threw a beer at my mother for walking in front of the screen. My wife threw me out of the house and I missed the 4th quarter of the Panthers game.
thats why we lose! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
because people watching the game from home are sitting in their couches. REAL giant fans need to remove all couches/chairs from the TV room on game day!
Typing THAT made me smile. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:08 PM
And Jon ... careful. She's "kinda tall," like clyde.
Wait until Sunday Jon : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
Joey can be our ref...
i can't wait to visit : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
sec 312 this week. My only question is when will most of the Clydez action be taking place?
This thread has been : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:09 PM
a great way to waste time while trying to study for finals!
Stu: did it happen when : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
the Giants had the ball?
BB26 is like 6'1 : JonC : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
or 5'13
ballz ... : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
soon as you yell "where is clydez from BBI?"
Mitty81 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
if I catch you sitting on Sunday, i will throw a metal can of peanuts at your nose!!!
Mitty, shut up and sit down. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:10 PM
Back to the books! Or else!
How'd I miss : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
this gem?
Just think : Bavaro : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
If everyone stood for the whole game it would make the announcers job a little easier since he won't have to tell everyone to stand for the national anthem.
beez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
something tells me i will know exactly who Clydz is when i get to row 15.
JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
I dare you. Too bad you won't be able to hit me since I'll be blocked by the big-headed fellow that sits next to me!
bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:12 PM
Yes. She was screaming so loud I couldn't hear myself think. I asked again and again if she would please keep it down and move, but she ignorned me. What choice did I really have?
Well ... look for the guy : Beez : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
who is "kinda tall," standing, 28, fugly girlfriend looking all embarrassed, but with a sort of "I gave up a long time ago" look about her. You'll find him.
BB'26 : gidiefor : 12/14/06 12:13 PM
Standing and sitting - it's kinda like knowing when to hold and when to fold - Listen Chopper and I had the exact right mix at the Cowboy game -- the old folks even joined us in the spirit of it -- our section was ROCKIN BABY -- and Berrylish and I are going to be in row 1 of our section this week -- should be interesting
we should probably go to : bob in tx : 12/14/06 12:14 PM
CiP's house to watch the game in peace and quiet.
Mitty : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
I'll tell that Jet fan to duck!
gidie : BigBlue26 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
its a god given talent, or maybe just freakin' common sense. :o)
JeremyShockey : Mitty81 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
Fine, but you'll also have to get past that bald guy!
Let's : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:15 PM
hope Berrylish has her voice back. :)
bob : Stu : 12/14/06 12:17 PM
Good idea.
This is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
definately the thread of the year!! Clyde = 4.28 Tim Carter??
don't be dicks : clydez : 12/14/06 12:20 PM
i meant to type bears but typed titans. sue me a$$holes. i'm sorry that you think i was wrong. i was into the game and cheering for my team. i was not the only one standing for thegame. everytime i go to a game i stand up and cheer for my team. i have never had this kind of problem before. sorry if you think its ok to let some jerkoff pour beer on your woman. i don't let that kind of thing happen. whatever.
clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
grow up. Your girlfriend got dosed w/ beer because she was sitting next to "that guy".
so lets post on a website : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:22 PM
and hopefully try to call out one of the thousands of Giants fans at the game every week... You should have laid off your tough guy pills this morning big guy...and I am jealous of this guy who threw beer on you, I wish I could take credit for it...
LOL, Gene. : Crispino : 12/14/06 12:23 PM
Prepare to be added to Clyde's list.
Clydez : ballzblue : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
was she actually your girlfriend? or some hook you paid to hang with you for the afternoon and that's why your pissed
Hopefully clydez can sustain this momentum : Stu : 12/14/06 12:24 PM
and not fizzle out like so many other promising BBI prospects have.
Good point Stu, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 12:25 PM
what ever happened to TheJake?
Gene, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
Exactly.
clydez, the only reason she got hit with beer is she was standing next to you. She was collateral damage. YOU were the target because YOU were being inconsiderate.
After bob disemboweled him, he disappeared. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:26 PM
.
I am just waiting to be challenged to a fight : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:29 PM
in his section like what he said to jlukes..that was the best post on this magical thread
. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:29 PM
TT, the funniest thing about that : Beez : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
is that someone would actually taunt jlukes. He's possibly the nicest person on the face of the planet. Hard to describe correctly the level of toolishness it takes to want to brawl with The Lukes.
Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:31 PM
I have never met lukes, but I am willing to bet he could take this 10 year old....
Stealing is a major trait of nice people. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
That's why I'm not nice.
TT, lukes wouldn't get the opportunity. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:33 PM
I suspect about 7 other BBIers would step in front to pummel this jamoke before the first glove was thrown down.
Quite : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:35 PM
frankly, I'm surprised that the original poster of this thread speaks in regular-ish english. I'm surprised it isn't broken english.
Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:36 PM
I would love to see that happen...we should invite him to our tailgate so he can fight all of BBI.. I mean as long as we throw beer at his gf, he is guarenteed to break jaws...sign me up!
damn i miss all the good threads! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:39 PM
.
clydez - Here's an idea for an early Christmas gift for your lady. : Stu : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
Stu : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhaha
TT, forget the tailgates. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:40 PM
Get him a room at Albany. At practice he can stand at the bottom of the hill and not block anybody. He'll be all set.
Another gift item. Maybe slap a Giants sticker on the side. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:41 PM
Pictures : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
Stu: Funny and appropriate
Beez: Not so much.
Beez : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
hey thats fine with me, I go every year, he can room with me at the ole Best Western..
You forgot: : Beez : 12/14/06 12:44 PM
inconsiderate.
bigblueTT : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 12:45 PM
do you think he needs a bed? or does he sleep standing up?
neither : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
predators never sleep
I forgot several others. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:46 PM
Lame, jensen, needy, etc.
Only the surface, Pete. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:48 PM
Only the surface.
No. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:49 PM
They're lame--through and through.
You're not gonna make me cry, Peter. : Beez : 12/14/06 12:51 PM
I just won't do it!
Not my intent. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
My intent is to get you to post a link or at least something remotely funny. High volume doesn't equal funny.
Peter in Atlanta : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:52 PM
=BBI's Barbara Walters.?
Here comes the cavalry. : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:56 PM
HI : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 12:57 PM
Peter!
Peter... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
The sammich cavalry?
Well, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
part of it.
hi Pete! : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 12:58 PM
.
Jints - : Stu : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
It took you a whole minute!! You OK?
yep Stu : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:00 PM
little busy today :)
I AM SPARTACUS !!! : CardinalX : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
.
OK - Cool. : Stu : 12/14/06 1:02 PM
Was just concerned.
that's funny : clydez : 12/14/06 1:08 PM
sure i'll just bring an umbrella to the game. i tried to post on giants.com and i can't even post anything. are there any other giants forums?
clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:14 PM
try this
Giant forums (new window)
maybe this one : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:15 PM
..
this gives you a better explanation (new window)
the other : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:16 PM
forums can't wait for this slice of brilliance...
Well, well, well... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:17 PM
this is my kinda thread! Yeah Andy, get it right! If you ever see me waste an ounce of beer, please stab me in the eye with a lobster claw. I woulda rushed the guy even if the beer wasn't thrown at me.
Berry, well then isn't it funny that gidie was the one who almost beat up a 70 year old? I think he woulda snuck up behind the guy and shivved him while I was going apeshit on him.
clydez, now you're picking a fight with anybody who says you're an ass for getting kicked out of the game? Sounds to me like you got clowned for a whole half a pound and this guy outsmarted you. If your story was true, other fans would have realized the guy lied and stuck up for you when security came up. Just shut up.
thanks bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 1:18 PM
here's one for you tulip.
link : clydez : 12/14/06 1:20 PM
link
Somebody missed Linking 101.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:22 PM
I don't even know what to call that post. Oh I know! "Worthless".
Here's a pic of clydez for those in sec 312 : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:22 PM
chopperhatch : clydez : 12/14/06 1:26 PM
who the f*** are you? you think i give a sh** what you think? will you be at the game sunday? if so maybe you can stop by and show me how to act.
"you got clowned for a whole half a pound " : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:27 PM
man, I'm getting old
Yeah, I'll be there, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:29 PM
but in section 125. Good thing too, this way I don't have to "hide" from you. Dude, you don't know me at all. But if you did, you wouldn't mouth off so much.
Seriously, I hope your girlfriend gets crabs from that guy that she's inevitably banging on the side and gives those little bastards to you.
By the way, how's this thread working out for you?
Chop : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
I am in 125 also...clyde you can kill 2 birds with one stone...come to 125 for a good time ;)
YAJ, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:30 PM
are you 28?
TT, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
I don't want circus boy infecting our section
TT..you sitting in : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:31 PM
125 this weekend?
DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:32 PM
waiting for you to pop in..yeah I think so...
I love BBI so much.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
...
Pete Pete Pete ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
I like posting pictures and don't think the ones I post are "offensive." That you hate that I post them ... well, I'd say it makes it more fun, but ... it doesn't really affect it one way or another. Your insults are just part-and-parcel. And for the record, I never really understood what the whole "sammich" thing was, nor do I have a cavalry. But the best news ... you're much more yourself. And that's a good thing.
ahhh no s*it : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:33 PM
ill be in 124
wait a minute : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:34 PM
are you that fat guy who always has his shirt off?
Chop/Jeremy : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
what row? I am 125 row 24 6-9
been reading this : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
thread all morning and laughing my ass off on what a doosh this clyde guy is...
Yeah i know : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:35 PM
I got home from Po and couldnt put the computer down, this thread is top 3 of all time
what are : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
the other top 2?
Jeez, I don't know how I missed this beauty. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:36 PM
The beer?
Yeah, that was me doucheface and I'll gladly meet you anywhere you want, you short-stack packing neanderthal.
I'm pretty sure your girlfriend was sporting nuts. Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer.
Gotta love Pete in the ATL as well. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
It just doesn't get better than a posting style that mainly consists of bitching about others posting style..
Yadda Yadda Yadda Sammiches..
.. : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:37 PM
some of 4.28 Tim Carters are right up there...hmmm, havent been on BBI that long so the old timers would probably disagree with my top 3 list..but I think some of them would agree..
I wish I'd have predicted it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
because I knew that when chopper popped in for a visit, there'd be a face-off.
By the way, clyde ... the mouthing off to chopper? That's my turf.
BWAAHAHAHAHA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:38 PM
"Oh, and that wasn't entirely beer."
But mostly, I just love Shep..
Davis, now YOU don't get it. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
I don't have a "posting style." Pete's trying to school me.
124/23/1-4 : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:39 PM
.
this thread has to go to the BBI Hall of Fame : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
.
this is a pretty darn good thread : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:40 PM
It is Real!
125 : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
row 34 seat 30
chop : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:41 PM
I can still remember being 28
if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
want to mouth off to me that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it really doesn't matter. but it is classless some of the things you are saying about mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you are all talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip your jugular out of your pewny necks.
sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
this is like a good : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
cartoon! Pewny necks!!!!!
DC : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 1:44 PM
call me when you get a chance Re: tailgating on Sunday
clyde is back!
HEY CLYDE : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:45 PM
SIT DOWN
. : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
wow i feel like this is the howard stern show : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
someone with a huge ego who thinks he more important than he really is!
. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
I couldn't spell pewny.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:46 PM
so you got that goin for ya...which is nice.
clydez : gidiefor : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
you do sound a bit like RAZE's chamber maids - do you like public whippings?
Davisian, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/14/06 1:47 PM
Who used the term sammich? Was it me? Perhaps you should try again.
That was me... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 1:48 PM
I'm guilty.
You're girlfriend's : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
mouth feels good.
Peter vs. Davisian. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
Pete has the crotchety thing in his corner. I imagine Davis is wily. Could be interesting.
Nah, it wasn't you Peter.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:50 PM
It was more of a generalized "yadda"..
But enough about us, I'm really lovin' clydez here..
So wait... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
if I do decide to come scrap you, and I win, do I get to make fun of your gf all I want?
Dude, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:51 PM
I'll introduce your ugly-man-dressed-as-a-woman-lovin' ass to the ground. Quick-like.
Not even kiddin'.
This threa needs more filthy.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Hey Clydez
chop ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
you GET the girlfriend (and her new umbrella).
shep ... careful. : Beez : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
Remember, the hair is part of the uniform.
seriously notevenjokin. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:52 PM
..
I don't want that : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
hosebeast! Blech, I wouldn't fuck her with clydez dick.
my gf's mouth feels good? : clydez : 12/14/06 1:53 PM
pick a f****n lot toughguy. i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.
and if clydez smart.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
neither would he.
shep's from Canada clydezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
so you have nothing to worry about...they're French.
That was kinda Hawt.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:54 PM
Do you guys swing?
clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
You're going to look awfully stupid trying to pick up all your teeth with broken fingers.
Sit down and shut up son.
clydez, : one slayed : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
please stay forever!
Clydez, do you watch a lot of cartoons? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:55 PM
I don't think what you are threatening me with is even imaginable.
Careful chop, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
he might drop an anvil on your head.
So Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
girl is actually a dude?
don't worry about that chickenboy : clydez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
are you going to pick a lot?
This is more fun than ... : Beez : 12/14/06 1:56 PM
well, trying to piss off chopper.
He's got an opne business account with ACME : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
So you know he's got all the hardware to make that sh!t happen.
chicken boy?? : Davisian : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
How do you know about chop?
clydez vs chop? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 1:57 PM
PICK-A-LOT! : Beez : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
PICK-A-LOT!
okay clydez....hmmmmmm, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
how about...nope...ummmmmmmm....I got it! Lot 10. Do I win?
All I hear is how tough chopperhatch is, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 1:58 PM
I want proof once and for all. chopper, pick a lot and time. Berrylish, you bring the video camera.
Hahahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 1:59 PM
and with "chicken-boy" this yahoo gives himself away as a regular.
... : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:00 PM
I pick Lot 7A : LarmerTJR : 12/14/06 2:00 PM
I will be waiting for you @ 1:15 PM. -TR
Andy ... uh, you hear it from chopper! : Beez : 12/14/06 2:01 PM
His girlfriend will be watching from my house : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
So this better be good!
clydz : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:02 PM
just make sure you aren't wearing a met hat, or you will get more liquid thrown on you by chop.
I'll be in 18, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:05 PM
wearing an LT jersey and sunglasses.
before bets are made... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:07 PM
clydez & chop, give us the tale of the tape.
ok f@ggot : clydez : 12/14/06 2:08 PM
i'll shove the sunglasses down your throat before i strangle you with the lt jersey. i'll see you in lot 18.
bob, we already know chopper is the goat, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
but we certainly do need some info on clydez before we can place bets.
sweet! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
someone please bring a video camera!
time? : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:09 PM
?
WTF? : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Who is this clyde character?
sweet... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
I was looking for an excuse to buy new sunglasses.
Who wants to bet with me : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
that clyde doesnt show?
Berry nailed it : gidiefor : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Dupe!
Dude : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:10 PM
Don't desecrate an LT Jersey.
Have your monkey woman hold the jerseys.
Bill B: I'd guess Ben, : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
but then the fight would be off.
6'5" 265 lbs. : clydez : 12/14/06 2:11 PM
white osi jersey on sunday. i have a long full beard. i'm reall easy to spot.
Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
1. True.
or 2. True, but reveals himself to be a dupe having a lot of fun with this.
Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.
chopper ... long full beard ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
reminder: the hair is part of the uniform.
Pffft. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:12 PM
Chop's a cakewalk. You wanna a real challenge? Head over to lot 12. Look for people in line holding disposable cameras.
clyde : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
bob aksed about your size. You should really leave your woman out of this!
Filthy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
You know I don't like to brag..
clydez: what's your : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:13 PM
40 time?
An idiot ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
AND a fat-ass.
Sorry ... but there is NO WAY someone is so ... what was that term schnitzie said you were, chopper ... uh, self-unaware (?) ... that at 6-5, 265 they would actually stand there being that huge of a dickbag and NOT EXPECT someone to throw beer on him.
Dupe. Confirmed.
how come no one : one slayed : 12/14/06 2:14 PM
ever says 5'6", 140 lbs?
because : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
we dont live in Portugal.
40 time? : clydez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
why? i don't run. ask some of these other cackling bitches.
Gene's neighbor : Beez : 12/14/06 2:15 PM
is 5-6 140.
Clearly, you don't run. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
265 ... dude, have a salad!
Does clyde have any : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
intention to watch the game? or either fight in the parking lot before the game and get arrested by state troopers, or go into his section hoping to find the guy from last week, fight him and get kicked out by security to later be arrested by the state troopers.
I just remembered : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:16 PM
Isn;t the only guiy in ZZ Top without the Beard, named Frank Beard?
That's just good stuff to mull over while you're waiting for the main event.
Me VS "Old guy with Walker" just doesn't hold the crowd anymore. I was becoming the Washington Generals, and NOT on purpose!
Doesn't look 265 to me. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
Beez : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
140? Not even close...I would be shocked if she cracked 100.
okay... here it is... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
White Osi v. Chicken-chop. Lot 18. Time_____?
Brandon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
1. Gonna beat up chopper.
then 2. gonna beat up the guy in the red Shockey jersey.
Beyond that, no plans.
I'd like to request shuffle times, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:17 PM
vertical jump distance, a body fat index, and I'd also like to know aside from drool, what did this waste of skin get on his Wonderlic?
I'm an 115lb weakling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 2:18 PM
check my profile..I'll gladly drive up to Nj to see clyudez kick chopper's ass..
I cant see him : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 2:19 PM
taking the risk of getting kicked out. He's such a big fan. He needs to set an example for the rest us fans there so the Giants can win
. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:19 PM
Brandon, he may show up in Tennessee. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
He didn't seem sure about which game(s) he was at, earlier.
self-awareness and common sense : JonC : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
evade many adults their entire lifetime ...
This is a great line - LMAO : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 2:20 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.
This thread rocks!! : Stu : 12/14/06 2:22 PM
First off, I'd like to thank the beer throwing idiot in Section 312 for making this all possible. without him, none of this could have happened. I'd also like to thank clydez for bringing this to everyone's attention. Kudos to you clydez, my new favorite poster!! While I cannot thank everyone individually, I'd like to first mention chopperhatch for coming in and actually being a voice of reason. Thanks Chop. Peter in Atlanta - don't ever change, my friend. Beez - Love the effort thread in and thread out. Jints in Carolina - what can I say? You are as predictable as the the next day will end in a Y. Stan in LA - you... have a gift! In closing I'd also like to thank Eric and Strike Eagle for also making this a reality. Good night, and God bless you all!!!
Well, then you should beat the crap outta me shouldn't you... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
but you know what the problem is with big ass dudes like yourself? You think that's going to get you out of trouble all the time because you're bigger than everyone else. But one day you pick a fight with someone who is of much more normal stature, has a background in martial arts that you don't know about, can take a hit, and has one of the most ungodly tempers you have ever seen, and then you realize just how small you really are. If you want to fight me, fine. I tusseled with a guy close to your size before.
Bill B, this line is the tip to who clydez really is : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:23 PM
"drag your face from my bumper "... it must be that Rich from Houston guy who drags the stuffed eagle behind his car
... ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:24 PM
background in martial arts that you don't know about
HASSAAAAN : JonC : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
CHOP !!!!
yeah all that gibberish aside : clydez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
are you gonna be there f@ggot?
"I tusseled with a guy close to your size before." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:25 PM
Folks ... just, don't. OK?
Rich doesn't use his car. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
Rich is a true tough-guy and a hero to many.
Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 2:26 PM
That pic way above was a good call.
Yea I figured I'd catch hell for unveiling that little beauty... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Thanks Jon.
clyde, I'll be there most of the day, but intermittently roaming to meet up with friends.
chopper ... a request ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
could you not say "tusseled?" Maybe "scrapped" or something like that. "Tusseled" sounds ... like dancing.
I tussel all the time. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
.
I'm so glad : RinR : 12/14/06 2:27 PM
Al Gore invented the internet.
See? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
.
Well if Beez says no, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
then I guess I haven't
hehe ... there's the "out." : Beez : 12/14/06 2:28 PM
"Intermittently roaming."
COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!
I am so gonna tussel with chop at camp. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.
chop, you guess you haven't what? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:29 PM
.
clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
the guy probably threw the beer at your girl because with you, thats the only way she can get wet
chop, being banged up the caboose : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
by your prison-mate isn't really "tussling".
Have you ever tusseled with teh Filthy in the pale-moon light? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
.
OK. So jlukes : Beez : 12/14/06 2:30 PM
might not be "the nicest" person, after all.
Daaaayyyyuuummm!!! : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
jlukes with the roundhouse!
Honestly : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
I think Randy and Chopp need to get it on....Beez?
GET TO THE : JonC : 12/14/06 2:31 PM
CHOPPPPAAHHH !! DO IT KILL ME I'M HEEEAAAAh, DO IT NOW !!
Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
so I'm supposed to axe all my plans for Sunday because this goon wants to fight me? And I'm the dumb one?
Gene ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I've been trying to agitate those waters for months, to no avail.
that might have been a bit harsh : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
but i just got back from lunch and had to make up for lost time.
Gene, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:32 PM
I couldn't agree more.
chopper ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:33 PM
excellent usage of "axe."
It's the least you can do, lukes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
chopper kinda stepped in. I think the guy originally wanted to kick your ass.
And chopper ... come on ... set a time! Roam later!
There's one buffoon : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
on this site who either wants to fight everyone else, or everyone else wants to beat down, just to get him to stop talking/posting. Why is that?
I'll tell you who I'd fight..... Lippy. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:34 PM
this is just awesome : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
.
SIT DOWN : Beez : 12/14/06 2:35 PM
RANDY!
I don't understand that : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
for the life of me...
The sit down Randy thing? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:36 PM
Or how Gene wants you and chopper to fight thing?
Looks to me like the whole section was upset. : Stu : 12/14/06 2:39 PM
So clydez will be in lot 17 all day : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
and chopper will say we just missed him because he was 'roaming'. That sound about right?
Could you imagine what the GF : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:42 PM
of a 6'5" 265 lb bearded guy looks like?
Stu : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:43 PM
I didn't realize Zapruder was filming from section 312 during the Cowboy game
This? : Stu : 12/14/06 2:44 PM
Yeah, EVERYBODY wants to beat : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 2:45 PM
me up. You're such a waste...I'll gladly welcome any opportunity for you to try and hit me bitch.
Beez, are you serious? Or are you ephing with me? 6'5 265 spells "can't move for shit" to me.
Did I take the bait again? Ugh!
That's : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 2:47 PM
"hit me, bitch"
You're welcome.
No Randy, that's his Irish accent : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:48 PM
He's saying you can feel free to try and hit hit bitch.
awwwww frig : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
hit his bitch
chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:49 PM
You need to go find your sensai and tell him you are not using your might for right! Did you train w/the Kobra Kai, that would explain your wanton disregard for Eastern Philosophy.
Chop if you fight this guy, I will be yelling..."PUT HIM IN A BODY BODY BAG!!!"
C'mon Randy : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
Ya' gotta' be rootin' for chop here. You just gotta'...
Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:50 PM
where's your money?
What's the beef with chopp? : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
.
Over 3000 hits. I think this just : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
passed our thread on our 1st round draft choice last year.
Filth ... you mean ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:51 PM
WHERE'S the beed with chopp?
Always bet on Chopper.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Unless the opponent is shards of glass.
beed ... beef ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
... beard ... whatever.
Or 6-5. : Beez : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
.
Filthinator : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
Chop hates Randy, Randy hates Chop. Really pretty simple.
chopp said clydez girfriend's mouth : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:52 PM
felt nice.
Andy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
it doesn't?
Joey, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:53 PM
that is the info I'm trying to find out. Why the mutual hate?
that's it, : Andy in Halifax : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
I'm not typing anymore.
Nah Beez : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Height ain't no thang.. the 265 might be something, but I'm pretty sure that suggests a slowness. otherwise he'd be a pro.. Somethin'..
Filth : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 2:54 PM
Randy is jealous of chopper's name and chopper is jealous of Randy's enormous ball sack.
JOEY.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:55 PM
That's his enormous Balzac.. It is a nice painting..
i misunderstood chop at first : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
but hes a good guy
I find this interesting : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:56 PM
"your little buddy told me that he knows you from a giants internet website"......some buddy! No fight needed...we don't need people missing the game over some spilled beer.
Where's Clyzed? : Bavaro : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
Did he run away?
. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
I didnt say i knew him from a Giants fansite : jlukes : 12/14/06 2:57 PM
i said "your girlfriend has a Giant backside"
Bavaro, can't you read? : Beez : 12/14/06 2:58 PM
clydez doesn't run.
And the thing with chopper and Randy has something to do with a cousin ... but I wasn't there, so I couldn't say.
lol : Shaman : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How'd you like to be the poor ba$tard who actually owns the season tickets! Just of a matter of time before he loses those.
Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.
Shaman, good catch can't believe he's still with us : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
HA HA HA!!! : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
A lady I work with just brought me a gift of two giant bags of Twizzlers.
I said "Thanks, but you're a little late!" She said "For what?"
Chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Watch out for the hide sh1t in the beard trick. He could put itching powder in there and ask you to slug him,then you get a fist full of burly hairs and itching powder. Hands itchy, day ruined.
yeah, like : JonC : 12/14/06 3:00 PM
Mr Fuji and Saito used to pull that trick on the Strongbow brothers !
I'm about to fly to Jersey and team up the the chawper. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
Gonna teabag the beard off this mother trucker!
Tauro Tanaka & Mr. Fugi were the best, Jerry! The best!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:01 PM
.
I once threw Ice and Mr. Fuji & Tiger Chung Lee : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:03 PM
They almost went all Clydez on me..
"6'5" 265 lbs. " Is that all you got? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:05 PM
My wang is bigger than that.
Filthy : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:07 PM
Please refrain from posting your gay robot porn.
Translating for Stan.... : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
He meant 6.5" but in all fairness, it feels much larger when Mr. Wang is inside him.
OK, this thread is hitting a lull... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Can we pick up the pace a bit?
Jon : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
Chopper could pull a Kabuki and spit green crap at him!
dang : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:08 PM
I just checked the seating....312 is going to be behind me....I was hoping to watch the whole thing while standing.
Joey : JonC : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
The Great Muta !
did someone say : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
Gay Robot?
Link (new window)
See how good I am at diffusing these things? : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 3:09 PM
By the way, I am due for a HUGE rep boost if I kick this guy's ass right? Or do I still get chumped daily?
Tajiri... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
as well...
chumped ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
with love.
sigh : Shaman : 12/14/06 3:10 PM
clydez wimped out.....Its been half an hour since he posted. THat was fun.
If you take him down chop : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
I'll get Randy to lick your balzac..
Only if he's really : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 3:11 PM
6-5, 265.
School bell rang : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
he had to go home.
hoLY CRAP : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:12 PM
I take a nap and this thread throws up. Chopper would win this fight, by the way. Hands downs.
I'm going to 2nd Beez's "chumped with love". : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
Hard to gain "rep" points by fighting someone because of a post on an internet forum.
Maybe his mom is doing laundry and he can use her computer : Stu : 12/14/06 3:13 PM
.
Shut up Beez and Shep : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:14 PM
It would so ROCK.
I agree that it would rock. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
But chopper'd probably still get chumped.
i'm still here : clydez : 12/14/06 3:15 PM
and jlukes can join the fun if you don't mind me snapping him in half first and beating you with whats left of him.
Which half? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
?
Answer the question???? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:16 PM
How many playtes of hayte?
I am going to the game : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:17 PM
because when chopper beats the sh!t out of you i will be skull fu*king your gf...dont forget to bring her
jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:18 PM
Answer the man, do you want chopper stains on your shirt or not?
you guys are all class : clydez : 12/14/06 3:20 PM
i come here looking for the piece of s*** that dumps a beer on my gf and all you f@ggots gang up on me? you know where i'll be. keep talking s***. i don't give a f***. i will kill you and light what's left on fire.
Check out the ZZ Top eclipse : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
Talkin' about class..
Congradulations : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:21 PM
you just earned a nomination for the annual Trent award.
Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:22 PM
She was asking for it, I gave it to her.
I figured having a face like a frog, she'd appreciate the hops.
"i will kill you and light what's left on fire" : JonC : 12/14/06 3:23 PM
Is that from a Twisted Sister song ???
clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:24 PM
at this point, I wish I was the one who dumped the beer on you and your ugly skank gf
. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:25 PM
Clyde : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Which row are your soon to be ex-friends seats in so I can watch you get tossed out of the stadium?
We're not gonna : JonC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
take it ! NO, we ain't gonna take it !
I got 10 buck on clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
chopper is a pu$$y!
Jon ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:26 PM
Dokken, I believe.
Ha : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:27 PM
John I think I already posted his pic above
clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
I'm in the 300s, not sure what section, I'll have to look. I can totally give you some tips on exacting revenge on beer tossers. Idea #1, cover yourselves in scotch guard! Imagine the look when the tosses the beer and it beads and rolls right off
Who throws Scotch? : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
?
What a : hyadoin : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
shitty day.. And then I finally get to log on to BBI and see this.. This truly changed my spirits. What a riot. I too would think Chopperhatch the primary suspect but then again, if he did it he would have started a thread about it Sunday night. Listen clydez, I highly doubt a Giants fan would do that to another Giants fan for a reason that lame. Either you're some Philly fruit, trying to start trouble before the game, or a bitter dalASS fan that smells the Giants in the rearview creeping up, don't be a tough guy here. Post your address and phone number so whoever did it can come and whoop your ass. Or so chopper can throw some diet sprite at your mailbox.
What's a Danzan Ryu? : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:28 PM
Is that Chinese for CPA?
jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:29 PM
please answer your thread!
NNJ Tom, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Chairperson of the Tony Danza fan club?
But what does his girlfriend look like? : thebregs : 12/14/06 3:30 PM
Maybe the beer throwing guy wanted to see her in a wet T-Shirt or amybe he wanted to get her drunk or maybe she kept being rude and blocking others view when the majority of people were sitting down so all could view the game
NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
it's a form of martial arts. Now, you just cannot make this stuff up.
Beez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:31 PM
did you know that 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
You guys haven't figured it out.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
His "girlfriend" is really a guy..
I'll bet that beer bounced right off her Adam's apple. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
.
Ya know, through this all, I am almost : Beez : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
embarassed to say that at no time have we requested pictures of "the girlfriend." chopper, I recommend we get a look-see at the gal-pal before you agree to any tussels. Is she really worth it?
The closest I get to the martial arts : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 3:32 PM
is a Japanese Steak House. Never mess with a guy with a cleaver.
shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
gimme my thought back!
YAJ ... I did not ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
but thank you for that valuable info.
Ok call me a pu$$y : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:33 PM
But I think taking shots at the guys girlfriend is wrong.
GMAN : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
Shep said it waaayyy above..
the force is strong with that one..
NNJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
is a cleaver a sort of an axe?
okay : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 3:34 PM
pu$$y. what did i win?
GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
Sure, no problem.
Was yours the one about stuffing Soliel Moon Frye into a giant penguin costume and then annointing her with my DNA?
'cause I wasn't sure where that came from.
Joey ... assuming there was an actual girlfriend, : Beez : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
I'd be right along with you on that.
Joey Lauren Adams : Davisian : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
He brought this on his girl, just like he brought the beer down on her as collateral.
Dav : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:35 PM
If it wasn't recent, it doesn't count..besides i only get a hour or two to get my shots in..
shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:37 PM
must've missed that thread..It's hard to catch up when you only get an hour a day on here..
GMAN, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
You said... nevermind.
shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:38 PM
i just re-read that post..that's some sick sh1t to think..must be mine then!
Aha, I thought so. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
Strange that you were thinking of annointing her with my DNA but I guess I'm alright with it.
clydez..ill confess : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
I apologize for throwing the beer on you....but from far away you looked like a garbage can
JeremyShockey : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:39 PM
You get to kill me and light my remains on fire.
Awful lotta violence : Beez : 12/14/06 3:40 PM
being promised on this thread.
Joey's probably right. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:41 PM
So I will refrain from mentioning that beer-wearing-beastie-faced-harelipped-man-woman from here on out.
I haven't taken one shot at his girlfriend : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Just wish a girl that is awesome enough to be a Giants man could be with a guy that knows how to treat her right.
shep : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
Since she's hangin with a 6'5 265 guy, i figured i'd use your DNA..I ain't trying to catch nothing..
by the way, when you two have sex : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:42 PM
does she need to clip your pubic hairs until she finds one that bleeds?
Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:43 PM
did jlukes just call her a Giant man?
set a definite time. : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
10 a.m. work for everyone? Chop...clydez...Randy?
134 : RinR : 12/14/06 3:48 PM
posts from being the number one active thread with the most posts. Come on Beez! You can do it!
bob : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 3:49 PM
you haven't give a score yet..
when was the last time : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:50 PM
clyde has even responded?
shep - was supposed to be" Giant fan " : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
whooops
jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 3:51 PM
you continue to talk s*** but you haven't mentioned where your going to be on sunday. my gf will be with me. all you smartass internet toughguy mung eating c0cksuckers should stop by and say hi. otherwise lay off talking s*** about any woman. maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game but you dirty f***holes are pure trash for disrespecting my gf here.
can I wrestle : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:52 PM
your girlfriend?
"maybe i'm wrong for standing up during a game" : Beez : 12/14/06 3:52 PM
Progress?
jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!
clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
mung eating? That's below the belt dude.
GMAN...it's too : bob in tx : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
close to call right now. I tend to think that clydez really is 6'5"/265 lbs. and that he intends to be there.
I admit it. : Beez : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
I don't know what "mung eating" means.
broseph : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
I have not ONCE disrepsected your girlfriend. Yet you like an ass in public in front of her...now THAT is disrespecting her
Disrespect for your GF? Moi? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Never. Wait, let me go back to my bedroom and ask her...
Yea you guys.. : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
stop disrespecting..we don't even know what he looks like..
Does your girlfriend : Bavaro : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
pee standing up?
bob, I think at this point, the REAL question continues to be ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
will any one actually care?
Berry, thanks : jlukes : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
i just spit out my water
Ooops, sorry : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 3:54 PM
Your momma is blocking the door...
. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:55 PM
hehehe
clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
Do you like brownies? How about the missus ... she like 'em? I plan to bake a batch. Is it 17F?
Bavaro, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 3:56 PM
If I hadn't already promised to not bring up the beast, I'd ask if she slept standing up too.
Could you do that for me?
There had better be pictures on here Monday morning!! : Stu : 12/14/06 3:57 PM
.
jlukes, here's a Giants fan : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 3:59 PM
clyde : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 3:59 PM
I really hope that I meet you and your gf..I havent been this excited to go to a game since NJBay told us where he was tailgating...
In a thread with so much gold, : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 4:00 PM
how come this is the post that made me laugh the loudest?
jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 3:53 PM
will be in lot 17F wearing a gumby shirt and grilling up turkey burgers. Bring it on!
More than 4000 hits on this thread . . . . : TonyT : 12/14/06 4:01 PM
And hundreds of phantom cyberpunches.
some of you are funny : clydez : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
most of you are not. look this is a waste of my time. if a fellow giants fan came to a website and asked for help finding some piece of s*** that threw beer on him and his gf, i'd help the guy out if i could. if i couldn't i'd keep my f****n mouth shut. some of you tw4ts gang up on me and talk s*** about my gf being fat and a guy. real nice. so i ask you to talk s*** to my face at the game and i'm the a$$hole? you gang up like a pack of fairies entertaining each other with your f@ggot jokes. but you don't want a piece of me. as far as i'm concerned i'll be in lot 18 on sunday. i'll be wearing a white osi jersey. maybe i'll make a sign to hang on my truck that says where are you chopperf@ggot?
I wish i still lived in NYC : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:03 PM
just for the weekend..this just my turn out to be fruitful..
somebody : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:04 PM
please post a sign for clydez to wear on sunday..please
clydez : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
good idea.. but where a blue jersey..the white one might stain.
Respect ... : John in CharlotteNC : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
That's a fantastic idea!
Wear a sign around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.
someone please video tape this : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:05 PM
on Sunday and post it so those of us who can't be there can watch.
it was diego : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
..
this thread : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:06 PM
is going to break records before 5 PM. EST.
I will : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:07 PM
bring a camera.
somehow : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:08 PM
I knew you would Berry.
. : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:09 PM
really? weird.
clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
I'm so going to find you dude. I want to help you start healing. In all seriousness dude, people are just busting stones. If anyone knew who did it or witnessed it, I bet they would give you the info, but from the volume of responses, clearly no one saw it. Just roll w/ the punches, you're the victim of a beer throwing you might have brought on yourself by not being respectful of those behind you.
Either way, just let it go man and don't take anyone here seriously, it's just some people having fun. Except chopper, he really wants to tussle with you.
Guarantee : Brandon Walsh : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
he doesnt put a sign on his car.
clydez, : Randy in CT : 12/14/06 4:11 PM
You have to understand that chopper is like a little special kid that we let hang around BBI. He's harmless and he's a coward and he's not terribly smart, so don't beat the crap out of him. Please?
What are the odds : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
That some other dude named chopper wearing shades and an LT jersey gets sucker punched and knocked the hell out and is like WTF??
this sh!t better be on youtube : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:12 PM
monday morning.
clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
you sound like a moron. I'm warning you tubby...don't fucking come over to 18. I'm as serious as a heart attack, which could also be a problem for you as your bumbling around trying to wallop me with those big, unwieldy anchors you have for arms. I'm telling you dude, you fucked up. Don't make it worse.
If you want to fight someone and win, tell Randy you're Bigfoot and tell him where you live. When he bursts through your door sporting major wood, hit him in tyhe head with the cookie jar.
or you can walk around the lot yelling : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
Bobby! Cindy!..(i have to thank CiP for that one)..
I don't have a : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
video camera, someone else will have to bring one.
clydez - this is jlukes, just so you know : Stu : 12/14/06 4:13 PM
Now we're breaking cookie jars? : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
Thrown beers, broken cookie jars? I might have to drop the gloves here.
chopper : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
CLASSIC!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
About as likely as Filthy posting that photoshopped picture of you dancing w/ a shirt off.....he'd NEVER do taht again...ever,he's too much of a pusswad. You know, the Can't stop Davisian one...never. EVER
Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
I'm at almost every game and camp, where are you to act on these threats? At home playing wifey. I'm done with you bitch.
Davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
did you happen to see that im gonna be in a luxury box for the devs/rangers game?
What we need is CiP to post a BBI : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:14 PM
group photo so he can see everybody faces..
A Filthy Classic : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:15 PM
GMan : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:15 PM
i posted pics from training camp of me, davis, chopper, lippy and shep
jlukes : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
i must'v e missed that one..post it agin and circle chopper's face so clydez can know who he's looking for..can't have the wrong guy getting punched out and set on fire..
lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
I did see that, NICE! I hope you get a good look at Cam Janssen getting his ass kicked!!!!
here is a group photo : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
chopper is the one on the right in the white shirt
Normally I park near the entrance : CT Phantom : 12/14/06 4:17 PM
for a quick get away but parking in Lot 18 this Sunday might be worth the 2 hour delay to get out.
I hope you learned something.. : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
The next time I tell some dumbass to sit down, they better sit down, pronto.
But I didn't throw any beer. That was pee in that cup.
does anyone have a picture of chopperhatch? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
or a real one of jlukes?
Coach : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:18 PM
Shep beat you to that one by like 2 hours.
Stop googling "static loads"..
damn...let me try this again : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:19 PM
.
i am surprised eric hasn't deleted : Jints in Carolina : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
this masterpiece....clydez, you are issuing a threat on thne internet...not good man
Davisian : O'Dorgan : 12/14/06 4:20 PM
I didn't have time to read the whole thread.
I was too busy choking from laughter.
chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
has probably already sent a copy of this thread to the police.
clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp
clyde : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:23 PM
Chop (right) and me (with title belt) after a grueling game of frisbee golf against Davis and shep at training camp
Jints - this is what I think of that threat. : Stu : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
oops : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
chopp is on the left
i've only been lurking on this but : jgrasty : 12/14/06 4:24 PM
PLEASE DON'T DELETE, this is great and if it gets deleted i may have to do work this afternoon
here is shep larry and beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:25 PM
Where's Beez? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
.
can't believe he is asking for pictures.. : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
I guess parking lot 18 has replaced 51st and Park..
shepherdsam (left) and davisian (right) : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:26 PM
just before I took his title
Chopper : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:27 PM
That "tubby" post was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. I had to leave my desk to stop laughing...thanks.
jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:28 PM
You may have taken the title but all I ever wanted was your repcet.
How can I possibly be expected to work today? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 4:29 PM
Fascinating reading....
i'm not the only one talking s*** here : clydez : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
and i'm not threatening anybody. i'm saying if you are man enough to talk s*** here and you'll be at the game stop by and see me. otherwise, shut the f*** up.
BBI : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:30 PM
needed a thread like this. It's been a while.
I would be willing to bet that there will : hyadoin : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
be an elevated level of security at the stadium this weekend.
I'm : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:31 PM
not man enough, but where do you tailgate?
learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:33 PM
how to fucking curse you malignant cunt
^^^ : jlukes : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
directed at clydez
here we go : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:34 PM
Picture of chop...my money's on him
too funny : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
"i'm not threatening anybody"
Who was it again who said jlukes was the nicest BBI'er of them all? : Stu : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
.
i don't tailgate in : clydez : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
one spot. i'm not a season ticket holder. i get tickets sometimes from a guy i work for. i'll be in 18 this sunday.
This post : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:05 PM That's a fantastic idea! Wear a sign around your neck that say's you're looking for a f@ggot.
has to be the best. Funny sh1t, shep.
WHOA : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:35 PM
someone stole jlukes' login info!
clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
Chopper just pretty much said you're in trouble dude as in your ass is kicked. That's a threat! You guys need to duke it out already.
TWO MEN ENTER.. : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
ONE MAN LEAVE !!!!
I left this thread for dead..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:36 PM
about three hours ago. Who knew 3 hours later he'd have threatened roughly 3/4 of BBI's members, and counting. And everyone's askeerd of him.
I'll be there tough-guy. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:39 PM
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Probably be hanging out in ummm, C section.
Eating a nice salad.
You'd need forceps to pull me outta there.
clydez : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:41 PM
i can help you out..Was it a white guy or a black guy?..that should narrow it down some..
is this you jlukes? : clydez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
hahahahaha! how do you type so tough with those arms without snapping one of them? http://www.xanga.com/jlukes
Link (new window)
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:42 PM
bwahahaha ... man, this is funny.
clydez ... you do realize, just for the sake of the conversation, that the first hand you lay on anyone and you're goin' to the big house ... I mean, you know that, right?
That said, I am still callin' a BIG ol' batch o' BS on this one. I just wish I could be at the stadium Sunday. Alas, I'll be watching the game at home. Standing up the entire time, of course.
Lot 18 is pretty big... : JB in NJ : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Can we get a specific section - 18A/B/C/D/E/F... etc. ?
Someone needs to make a title belt, too.
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:43 PM
Holy crap, I was so not expecting clydez to just own jlukes like that.
i can't seriously believe this : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
600 complete and seperate posts...
and not ONE FORCKING MEOW!! well, there is one meow. meow stop these forcking shannanigans right forcking meow
Oh man ... hehehe ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:44 PM
now clydez a stalker, too!
I know I've asked this before and you've all put the kibosh on ... but ...
BEST
THREAD
EVER???
wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
is that jlukes?
a b c d z : clydez : 12/14/06 4:45 PM
i don't give a s***. let chopperpu$$y pick it out. i'll be in 18c until chopperhatch or jlukes tells me different. beez i'm really surprised you won't be there.
That IM thing : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
made my brain hurt
Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
my gosh
Bobby!.. Cindy! : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
It worked for the Brady's..
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 4:46 PM
HOLY AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
clydez ... why are you "surprised" I won't be there? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
(This should be good.)
JOey : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
aren't you glad you are going to THIS game?
What.. the.. bloody.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:47 PM
HELL?!
clydez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I hve not only given you advice and stuck up for your girl, but I have egged you on and not ONCE have you had the decency to acknowledge me.
Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
Will you be sitting or standing in 18C?
Berry ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
and to think ... you skipped the Chicago game ... for THIS!!!
sweet : Shaman : 12/14/06 4:48 PM
I might have to walk over to 18c to see if any of this goes down. I'm sure it won't....but curiosity will get to me.
I'll trade ANYONE my tickets to the : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
Skins game on the 21st to this game Sunday!
What time? : Section331 : 12/14/06 4:49 PM
10AM is way too early, it's a 4:15 game. I need to be good and liquored up!
Wow : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
That IM post is odd.
joey you are wrong : clydez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
i gave you credit. you were right that i should have waited and snuck the guy instead of climbing the seats after him.
In any event ... I really wish I could make it ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:50 PM
not because of clydez absolutely stellar appearance on the scene, but because this will be a great game ... and if I could make it this time, I'd be bringing my son to his first game (made the promise after the Chicago game with my brother - "the next game I go to, you're coming with me") ... so, alas, clydez ... maybe we can meet up at camp next summer. YEEHAW!
here's a tough question... : bob in tx : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
Which would be worse come Monday: (1) clydez "the White Osi" and chicken-chop actually fight and someone gets hurt or in trouble with the law or(2) clydez no-shows and chopper struts all day?
Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
then I get to break his arm and call it self-defense AND he gets to be someone's wifey.
is your gf named Amy? if so, she was pretty hot : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:51 PM
.
2) : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
Not even close
bob, while I've never met chopper, : Beez : 12/14/06 4:52 PM
I feel reasonably confident in saying that even he is not stupid enough to get into a fistfight before a Giants game ... and I'm just hoping that, real or contrived, this clydez fella is just some billy badass blowin' off steam, because if not, that is ... unfortunate.
chopper ... lol ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
sorry, man ... that didn't come out right ... that even he is not stupid enough
I'm really, really disturbed by this xanga development.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
..
And chopper? : Beez : 12/14/06 4:54 PM
You wanna break my 8-year-old boy's arm now? I told you ... the boy will completely rip you a new one. He's got SKILLZ!
Is there any chance..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:55 PM
of setting this battle royal up within viewing distance of the BBI tailgate? That way Chopper can disembowel this guy for our amusement, and we might even be able to take a little action on it. Makes a nice BBI meet and greet.
Wow, approaching 700 posts. : manh george : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
That clydez is a leader among men.
clydez has mad sklilz! : Stu : 12/14/06 4:56 PM
.
I'll go with Door Number 2 : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
bob
I HOPE YOU HAD A HELL OF A CRAP : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
T-BONE!!!
you know : clydez : 12/14/06 4:57 PM
this is actually a very good giants website. i've really enjoyed reading some of the threads.
clydez : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
I was only kidding with my comments, please don't p3wn me like you did to jlukes
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
manh ... now I'm pissed. : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
We could have had a thread like this before we met for our battle royale in The Bing. Dammit!
YAJ ... : Beez : 12/14/06 4:58 PM
What's your myspace address?
ok, so i'm guessing that was a NO on the Amy thing : CardinalX : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
.
Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to mention that! I still call dupe.
Shut up Farva.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
..
Clydez, don't start.... : Crispino : 12/14/06 4:59 PM
crappin' out on us now. This thread has a shot at 1,000 posts. Pu$$y.
chopper : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Give it a rest already!!! good crap on a stick man! Nothing is going to happen between you too Blutos, so just cool it.
Berry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
Maybe a dupe, there's evidence both ways..
Beez, that wouldn't have worked. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:00 PM
My wife is tougher than either of us, I assure you.
Davis, what evidence is there : Beez : 12/14/06 5:02 PM
in the "not a dupe" direction?
manh ... she was very nice. Perfect temperament for an assassin.
geez : Shaman : 12/14/06 5:03 PM
I gotta go guys...this was fun. clydez....you should just let it go so your friend doesn't lose his season tickets. You also don't want to miss this game.
You can stalk me all you want. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
Look hard enough and you'll find quite a few revealing shots of me online. One of them is a full shot of my mangina.
Serious.
For instance : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:04 PM
I can't see why a dupe handle would not have pwn3d the lukes under his regular handle.
And the style is just not familiar in any way.
Perhaps. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:05 PM
But if he doesn't know jlukes, then why would he care?
i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff.
I've saved this thread as much as I can. : GiantFilthy : 12/14/06 5:06 PM
But I have to leave the office now. Somebody take over.
Ok : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
so how come when you do a google image search for giantfilthy you come up with this?
Clydez : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
CardinalX asked if your girlfriends name is Amy. Maybe he was sitting behind you.
So, clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:09 PM
What's it up to now? How many people are you going to kill at the game? I lost track.
I may feel stupid for it later..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
but I have to admit I'll be training the binocs on 312 every now and then Sunday.
clyde is the cyber winner : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 5:10 PM
jlukes still without a response...as for sunday, that is yet to be seen
well not you beez : clydez : 12/14/06 5:11 PM
your not going to be there right?
This post had me in tears Lol! : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:12 PM
Sweet : Davisian : 12/14/06 2:12 PM ZZ Top takes on the Disco Biscuits.
without response : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:13 PM
sorry i work for a living and have to make a commute home. I dont have my PDA open while im driving. Yeah, that is mine. Nothing to hide there. How is that getting pwn3d exactly?
I have a stalker...awesome.
....end bold : Gmen56 : 12/14/06 5:13 PM
clydez ... as far as you know, no. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
Do you really think I'd put a sign on my car, inviting you over? Nah ... I'd wait until you were into it with chopper, then slice your Achille's from behind. Then have some hamburgers.
Jlukes : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
has a stalker too! Pssssst, want two? I know someone.
and yes, that picture is of me : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:14 PM
sophomore year in college on halloween. Notice the giants Dollar sign around my neck? Straight ballin'
Bavaro, just because i laughed : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
does NOT mean that it was me that tossed that beer either.
lukes : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Not so much getting pwn3d as much as WHAT THE HELL is with that, that.. how do you kids say it? That Bling??!
jlukes, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
in the sense that some anonymous raving lunatic who wants to kill someone at the game now has your picture.
feel free to browse the site if you wish : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
nothing to hide.
Now this is a trick I'd like to see: : manh george : 12/14/06 5:15 PM
Clyde is going to rip off a part of chopper's head, and NOT get thrown out of the game.
Davis - bling-blang to be exact : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
and as I said above, that picture is from halloween
OH, Halloween : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
Well I know all about lookin' like a tool on Halloween..
Like a tool? : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:16 PM
I think my boy lukes is quite handsome.
clydez is not gonna kill - or even hit - anybody. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
If he even exists ... and I'm still with the "BS crowd" ... I'm sayin' there's a meeting, some smirking and jawing and some eating and drinking, then a football game. Really wish I could be there, just to see Rich drag the bird.
CardinalX : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:17 PM
I didn't say you threw beer. I'm saying that you may be the only witness to the event. He still hasn't answered if his gf is Amy.
Man : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
I could show you cats some pictures of me that would have you rolling
jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:18 PM
so you have grown up some since then? because if you're not much bigger than that picture i might have to let my gf kick your ass to be fair to you.
jlukes is an A-Number 1 pu55y ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:19 PM
I can vouch for that. I mouthed off, threw popcorn in his direction and all he did was smile and wave. WTF!
me and osi from training camp : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:19 PM
clydez, don't you think it's rather pathetic that you are getting this worked up over the internet? I mean, what exactly would you tell your girlfriend on sunday "hunny, hold my beer, those guys over there joked around with me on the internet and now i need to beat them up?"
ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
the "you're not worth my effort so much so that even my billie bad ass girfriend can beat you up."
Notice how I changed billy to billie to denote the sex difference? Clever.
Psssst, : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
Osi is the one in the blue jersey.
so you can bring your girlfriend into this : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
but we cant?
I got an Idea
You leave your girlfriend out of BBI, and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend
Holy S**t! : HOWYADOIN : 12/14/06 5:20 PM
This is the longest thread I have ever seen !
he's not saying much of anything at this point is he? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
I'm also not saying i didn't throw the beer either.
ok, i am definately saying i did not run for security
Ohhhhhhhhh ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
the irony! jlukes postin' a picture with the non-white Osi. I think there's symbolism here, somewhere.
clydez, you have pics of your girlfriend?
lukes is savvy : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
And if the bible has taught us anything, its that savvy dominates teh ZZ Top al all times..
i guess not. : clydez : 12/14/06 5:21 PM
you're changing your tune now pigeon chest. where's all the aggression from earlier?
Davis ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
no religion.
Coincidence? Jlukes shows a picture with Osi... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
and clydz says he'll be wearing a white Osi jersey.
Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmmm"....
clydez : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:22 PM
please show me one post of aggression by me in this entire thread. (besides the whole cursing thing). at least 4.28 tim carter was funny. you're not even creative
Sorry : Davisian : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
If The Republican controlled Supreme court has taught us anything, its that Savvy dominates ZZ Top at all times..
clydez ... WTF! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
and BBI will leave our collective dick out of your girlfriend
Leaving the aggression??? lukes is flat-out taunting you!
speedy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
you need a new handle (5:21) :)
Shep! : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:23 PM
LOL. Best thread ever for pure entertainmnet.
i think you need a less on the difference between : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:24 PM
"agression" and "busting your balls"
It's the West Coast thing, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
We're always behind.....
so are you going to be in 18c : clydez : 12/14/06 5:25 PM
jlukes? i'm not here to entertain you. i came here looking for some a$$hole from the cowboys game. you're a smartass little punk.
Jlukes - don't ask him to go through the entire thread looking for that... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:26 PM
It's too freakin' long!
i'm putting $10 on JLukes he can kick Ian's ass : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:27 PM
who's with me?!?!
Approaching 700..... : Crispino : 12/14/06 5:28 PM
posts and threats. WooHoo!
I'm with ya! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
I think jlukes has martial arts skills that clydez doesn't know about. Like Chopper....
Who : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
is Ian?
Ian is Amy's boyfriend : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:29 PM
.
rockythompson says he can beat 'em all up! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
Yes he does.
Clyde, be careful. : manh george : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
jlukes has a third degree black belt in Internet Ball Busting. That is nothing to mess around with. His fingers are registered as lethal weapons.
Yep, and they're cold too. : shepherdsam : 12/14/06 5:30 PM
.
This is amazing : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:31 PM
has any NFT reached this size?
This is worth repeating : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
i'll rip your head off your shoulders, drag your face from my bumper and bend you in half and make you s*** down your own throat. then i'll whip all your f@ggot friends here with your carcass.
post 700 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!
clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
How are your knees? Ever injured? Or good-n-strong? Bet they're strong like bull, huh?
wait : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
right here baby!
Berry - not sure, but.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:32 PM
some of those political posts got pretty long.....
Think this : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
will reach 1000?
damn : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
Beez snuck in with post 700.
Bill : manh george : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
That can't be right. He says he isn't going to be thrown out of the game.
speedy : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
yeah they do, but they're boring as heck.
YES!!! : Beez : 12/14/06 5:33 PM
gene, bow down before me!!!
True.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
The entertainment value on this one exceeds all those. Combined.
ahhhh : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
blow it out your hole Beez. I'll get 800!
in an effort to bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM
FilmGiant is a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter....
oh, and George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.....
Is this clyde character the same guy : B in ALB : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
who said he could bench three plates? ahhahahhahahaha! Three plates of what? Sloppy Joe's?
Chopper - smack this clown around a bit, wouldya? And don't forget video.
manh ... technically, he's correct. : Beez : 12/14/06 5:35 PM
You see, this whoppin' is allegedly going to occur in the lot BEFORE the game. So if he never gets INTO the game, he can't actually be tossed FROM it.
JLukes is gonna upgrade his seats to the handicap section : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
after he finishes with him in the parking lot
Beez, you're wrong : manh george : 12/14/06 5:37 PM
i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff.
Surely, that requires not getting arrested before the game.
Oh, and clyde... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:41 PM
if things don't work out between you and your gf, JesseS knows someone you should meet. We BBIers are a very considerate and generous bunch.
Thanx to all : RAZE : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
you just cannot find comedy like this anywhere else
manh ... yes ... : Beez : 12/14/06 5:42 PM
but you're assuming this character is walking away from a fight with chopper (or anyone) while several people who actually might have real-life friends here stare and do absolutely nothing. Yeah ... I think there'd be a 911 call before he got to use his friend's tickets.
Clydez, Chop will beat you 'til the gerbil falls out. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
you can bet on that.
Beez : manh george : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
I'm not assuming that. HE's assuming that.
manh ... you left out a pertinent part : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
for Jesse's requirements: we're gonna need to see pictures here.
Film ... let's see : Beez : 12/14/06 5:43 PM
the new web site!
Where is that guy? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:44 PM
I got some beer I want to throw on him.
You wanna throw beer : Beez : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
on FilmGiant now?
Hey Pal, there's a girl in my bed wearing : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
a red shockey jersey. Interested?
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:45 PM
CLYDEZ HAS A MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile& friendid=138803671 (new window)
No, on : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:46 PM
Ali.
LOL! : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 5:47 PM
LOL!
Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/14/06 5:48 PM
Who is "Tom?"
jlukes : manh george : 12/14/06 5:49 PM
As Sun-Tsu said, keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.
Clydez. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
"i won't miss the game : clydez : 12/14/06 5:06 PM me, my gf and maybe part of chopperhatch's ear or scalp will be in section 312 cheering on the giants at kickoff"
"Ears and noses will be the trophys of the day."
You meeting at 18a or "the Five Points"?
you know what is sad? : clydez : 12/14/06 5:51 PM
so many people that don't know me feel the need to insult me and my girlfriend instead of being helpful. joey in va is the only person here that even tried to help in any honest way. the rest of you don't seem to care that jlukes and chopperhatch might get seriously f***ed up on sunday. or that i may go to jail for this. if i was at a game and any of you strangers were hit with beer or anything else, i would nail the a$$hole that did it. if they hit a woman i woiuld throw them down on the field. but no. instead you act like dicks.
By helpful you mean : Bavaro : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
to find someone who 'may' have thrown beer on you so you could beat the crap out of him? what if someone else thru the beer?
that was funny jlukes : clydez : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
you really got me. 18c pu$$y?
you know what is even more sad? : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
saying you'd be willing to go to jail over a bunch of jab on an internet message board? Yeah...I wonder why you got thrown out of the stadium.
i did not : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:52 PM
or did i?
So... : manh george : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
"i hope i see you sunday because i'm going to rip your f**in head off" was a cry for help? Hooda thunk?
Clydez : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:54 PM
If he threw a beer at you, WHY DID YOU GET KICKED OUT? What am I missing? I think you were being a dick to stand all game, but that is NO EXCUSE for someone throwing a beer at you and your girl. Seriously, I dont understand why you got kicked out.
jgrasty : jlukes : 12/14/06 5:56 PM
did you miss the part where he climbed over the seats to try to punch out the guy instead of going to get security and handling it like a man
i got thrown out of the stadium : clydez : 12/14/06 5:57 PM
because a pu$$y assaulted me and my gf and ran away and told security i was chasing him. just like right now a few pu$$ies here are talking s*** but will not face me and are already planning on calling the police if i throttle their friend in the parking lot.
ok : jgrasty : 12/14/06 5:59 PM
I understood he ran and told security you were after him, but if why didnt you tell security he threw a beer at you? The fact that you or your girl were wet from the beer should have been pretty convincing evidence. Not trying to be a ball buster, but it doesnt seem logical that they would kick you out based solely on some dude saying you were after him.
and i'll do it again too : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:59 PM
or will i?
I think what's most sad, clydez, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:01 PM
is that you (still callin' BS, by the way, but ...) post a profanity-laced, threatening message on a board you claim to never have been to before ... assuming that, YEAH, everyone here would just LOVE to help you very likely break the law, while the whole time you're actually arguing with anyone/everyone who is telling you that MAYBE, just maybe, you might wanna sit your ass down so people who actually PAID to be there can see.
What's in the running now for "funniest," is that after all this, you say Joey tried to HELP YOU! BAAAAAhahahaha ... COMPLETE PROOF THIS IS A DUPE!
And about people here needing to be concerned about chopper or jlukes being beaten by you ... do you REALLY think a group of 10-20 people is going to stand idly by and allow that to happen? I mean ... really, man ... get a grip. So you're billy badass. I still don't think you want to mess with some of the folks who post frequently on BBI.
i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
but they told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because they thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his friends.
Beez : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
I did offer help, tactical advice on how to pummel people from my days as a mean overly aggressive jerkface. Like, last week I think
clydez : manh george : 12/14/06 6:02 PM
Trust me, if you go after some BBIer in the parking lot, you will need the cops, not the other guy. Mobs of angry BBIers can get ugly. As a matter of fact, a lot of them ARE ugly.
Btw, how do you expect to identify him?
YOU!??!? ENRAGED?!!?! : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
NEVER!!!!
Joey, no disrespect. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:03 PM
It was excellent tactical advice.
"because they thought i was enraged" : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Gee, what would ever give them THAT idea???
Holy Crap : thebregs : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Over 740 comments but yet still no picture of Clydez girlfriend. Is it maybe cardinal X from ca?
Yeah! What manh said! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:04 PM
Andwe have photos to prove it!
clydez : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
First off, I'm pissed I'm just now checking out this thread. Should've started reading it earlier. Secondly, you really need to relax. Seriously. Coming onto this site and talking sh!t about a guy who it seems to me, and I haven't read the whole thread yet so maybe I missed it where the guy who threw the beer on you came clean (no pun intended), either doesn't visit this board or if he does is not going to let you know who he is, is kind of childish.
It's commendable that you want to stick up for yourself and your girl but at the same time those that said earlier that you're gonna get your friends tickets revoked bring up a very good point. If you were my friend and you got my season tickets that have been in my family for generations and would have to wait 30+ years for another chance at them revoked the clown who threw the beer on you would be the LAST person you'd have to worry about.
For real...if you really want to get the guy back...just wait until the game's over and follow him out into the parking lot and then do with him as you will. But to take a chance on losing your friends tickets because you want to show how tough you are to your girl is a lil selfish don't you think? If you get thrown out and those tickets revoked it's not YOUR tickets that are being lost are they? Think about it.
jlukes : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:05 PM
thats kinda what i was getting at. Unless I;m missing something Clydez seems to think he was kicked out b/c this guy threw a beer at him (which we all agree is wrong) and then ran to security. In reality, clydez got kicked out b/c instead of going to security himself (and getting this guy kicked out) he climbed through the stands after the guy. If I have the basic facts right, allow me 2 points:
1) While getting security would have been the most rational/logical thing to do, it is hard to be rational/logical when you have been dowsed in beer. I'm not saying I would have reacted the same way (or that I wouldn't have) but I can say I understand.
2) I'm still surprised that security would have kicked Clydez out instead of the guy who threw the beer.
Those two points made, clydez handling of this matter online has been pretty ridiculous.
i concur with Beez's 6:01 post : jgrasty : 12/14/06 6:07 PM
.
clydez ... here's my best "fatherly" advice, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
even though I'm older bu not old enough to be your father ... maybean older brother who is really, really funny at family gatherings and on sports message boards ... I digress ...
I suggest you meet some of the good people of BBI who are from all over the map. Younger, older, big, small, tough and not so much. Ultimately, no one here really wants to fight (except gidiefor, but he's a big pu55y). But seriously, you're being a collosal jackass and OF COURSE if you throw punches at anyone at a tailgate, you're going to be arrested. Because what BBIers do better than anything ... they LIE! So ... chill, grow up, take a laxative, whatever it is you do to "come down" off a two-week vendetta, then go and actually ENJOY a great day with some new people, and, we hope, a HUGE Giants win.
That's the best I got.
this is all bullsh1t : B in ALB : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
but what you should do, clydez, is right before kickoff as you're making your way to your seat, go up to this cat and shake his hand - add in, "Hey man, i was a bit heated at the Bears game, what happened, happened, no hard feelings." Let him relax and enjoy the game. THEN jump him in the lot when it's dark out, ya dig? But then again, this is all nonsense, right? Thanks for the edutainment though.
jgrasty, you are missing a key point. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:09 PM
There must have been some reason why they thought he was too enraged to safely be allowed back to his seat. Clenched fists, beet-red face, smoke coming from his ears, whatever. If they didn't think he was pissed, he would have been allowed back.
Beez -- just wanna double check with you : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:10 PM
I am pretty sure I have said nothing along the lines of "fighting" or "throwing down"
jgrasty and manh : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
i think there were plenty of tell tale signs that this guy is a nut (if he is even real). just look at how is is acting ON THE INTERNET
jlukes : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:12 PM
YOu just said those very things.
joey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
touche
No, jlukes ... when I threw the popcorn at you, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:13 PM
you just smiled. You wanted NO PART OF THE BEEZ!
Beez, I could beat you with one arm behind my back (holding a sledge hammer : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
it was your brother that i wanted know part of.
Oh ... you meant him. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:14 PM
Fight? No. Antagonize? Sure. But who hasn't? Of course, other than the extremely useful and big helper Joey.
CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
"in an effort to bring this thread to 1000+ : CardinalX : 12/14/06 5:34 PM FilmGiant is a spotted-owl hater who secretly dresses like Ann Coulter.... oh, and George Bush Jr. is a terrorist that holds hands with Saudi princes.."
Suffice it to say you're an antagonistic little v agina who's secretly involved in the communist underground and who services Bill Maher in the back of his Prius on an almost daily basis.
Section 321? : AcesUp : 12/14/06 6:15 PM
Phew, thought that was me for a second. I did throw a beer at this pu$$y and his girlfriend in section 312 though. He was being an ass by standing all game and refused to sit down after I kindly asked him to. Funniest part is that I got him kicked out on top of it when the douche tried to fight me.
With my brother again? : Beez : 12/14/06 6:16 PM
You and Larry ... well, my brother reads BBI, so he'll enjoy knowing that two people in the world are intimidated by him. Although he'll wonder what part of eating food, smiling, shaking hands, trading small-talk and watching TV games at a tailgate were intimidating.
Uh-oh - Mgorga is fully engaged.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
Stand back!
:-)
Notice how gas prices have shot up immediately after the election? : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
F-in Republications. This time it didn't work fellas...
A public service announcement not to be confused with anything political...
I am seriosuly trying my best to follow this : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:17 PM
and I am completely dumbfounded. Someone please sum up..
Beez : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
its just that drummers are so badass
Hey : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:18 PM
that was actually me in the shockey jersey.. and i wasnt running from you i needed a new beer because you and your ugly ass girl were wearing mine.. next time get ur facts straight! U gay meatheaded idiot... u seem like the kinda roid raged as$hole that beats his girls anyway.. that musta been ur sister.. give her a holla for me, sometimes i throw a bone to the ugly ones!!
Tommy ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
* clydez and his chick had beer tossed on them at the Dallas game. He came here to "find" the perpetrator and enlist our (your) help.
* all-out hilarity ensued, during which time clydez set a course for jlukes and chopper, the meanest, baddest BBI SOBs, and has plans to meet and beta them to a pulp somewhere around 1 o'clock Sunday.
* FilmGiant arrived.
They do have that whole : Beez : 12/14/06 6:20 PM
"fast hands" thing.
alright alright : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:21 PM
I'm sorry. You guys have to know though, in my own defence, that he smells even worse then he strings together his pearls of wisdom. Couple the stench with his unwillingness to sit for more then 2 minutes at a time and it just had to be done. The wind was blowing his odiousness all over everyone and there wasn't a shower handy.
I think clydez is a master of parody of the type : Del Shofner : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
that gets BBI going. Therefore, I say he is the same guy as ... diego!
Tommy : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:22 PM
pretty much the guy wanted to know who threw beer at him and BBIers kept joking with him... so he took it the wrong way.
This thread is NOTHING compared to : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
the Tommer/Hash thread. King Kong ain't got nuthin' on Tommer/Hash.
I agree Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
He called jlukes or Chopp a twat earlier. That's definitely a BBI thing.
and FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:23 PM
she sure looked like one of his "model-friends" from my vantage point.
people that stand when no one else is standing : djm : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
are a$$holes of the highest order. There's this word i'm thinking of....it's coming to me.....ahh yes.... consideration.
Try it out once in a while. Showing consideration for others just might alleviate some of the problems you are dealing with. Most notably a soaked girl friend. The jagoff that threw beer on you should be picking his teeth up off the ground but still, you need to ask yourself why people are giving you problems. Life is a two way street.
Clydez : TommytheElephant : 12/14/06 6:24 PM
Just chill man. Chances are he'll be back this weekend.
And you can let him know then.
Its suicide pickin on Chopperhatch and Jlukes.
DON'T BE FOOLED by the pictures you see, TRUST ME they are NOT to be messed with.
Just ask my broken leg..
i think it is a dupe too : DCPollaro : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
because a lot of people started bashing him..but he only called out jlukes and chopper...didnt go after the rest
Also, Del : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
He was so infuriated; he waited until Thursday to post this? I think not.
Does this thread have : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
more posts than the Giants Game Threads? Wow.
Will you people stop trying to make sense? : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:26 PM
let this guys go looking for a fight in 18c..hopefully he runs into RAZE and that should squash everything..
oh yeah FilmGnat? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
wanna meet me at Section 312 and say that to my bright shiny freshly bleached sphincter?
There are now 30 people lurking... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
just waiting for the opportunity to be the 800th poster.
p.s. FYI BBI : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
he's closer to 5'9 175. He wasn't joking about the facial hair, though i'm not sure i'd qualify it as a beard. More like facial-pubes.
Lastings Clyde in D.C.? : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:27 PM
hmmmm
We gotta get this to 1,000.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
.
Cardinal X : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
If you're gonna fight Film, i got second dibs..i gotta bone to pick with him too!
RasputinPrime : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 6:28 PM
Were you in section 312 by chance?
Bill B : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
I can't divulge any more information...it's a matter of personal security dontchaknow. Mr wise@ss is going to put a beat-down on me and i'm ever so afraid! 8-)
if clyde is : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
going this week........why the hell did he have to come here instead of waiting 2 more days to go face to face with the beer launcher...i think this is a fraud handle also
Gene has a good point... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:30 PM
Dave would NOT miss an opportunity to join this thread - unless he was the OP, of course.....
GMAN like you think i'll leave enough of him to even recognize? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:31 PM
i'm 6 foot 4 and full of muscles. and don't let the fact that i sell bread and am belgian distract you from the fact that i could tear you a new one as well.
Actually I just thought of something... : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:31 PM
clydez...if you know what the guy looks like (because you saw him smiling after throwing the beer right?, why wouldn't you just wait until the next game and then go after him then when you see him get to his seat?
You really didn't think this through I see. I mean...that's almost as dumb as coming on this site and saying you wanted to deface an Eastern Motors billboard with Arrington on the front of it by your house!
Oh wait...
800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800
800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800
800 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
800
Cardinal - do you eat vegimite sandwhiches, too? : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
?
This thread made me : BigAinVA : 12/14/06 6:32 PM
thirsty!
GMAN....he's bleaching his azzhole : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
and you have a problem with me?
Oh and who the hell gets their azzhole bleached? WTF is that? Must be a geigh thing. Figures.
I guess CardinalX just wanted to prep his azz for the spotted owls I would shove up his socialist pinko azz to go along with the gerbil.
homo homo homo : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
.
YES! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
I told you Beez! I told you!
Cardinal X : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:33 PM
you're that bad?..then meet me in the green section on the 21st at Fedex field..I'll be there at the game with a bergundy Arrington jersey..
he's a World of Warcraft momo : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:34 PM
who wishes he had a girlfriend/boyfriend/realfriend, and this was his cry for help. BBI to the rescue baby....ALL YEAR LONG!
Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:34 PM
yeah..you can meet me at Fedex field on the 21st also!
wth people? you think i work for Delta or something? : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:35 PM
do i look like some sort of teenage mutant ninja power ranger, jumping all nimbly bimbly from football stadium to football stadium? well? do i meow?
Cards : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
You fascinate me dude.
Gas prices just went up another nickle : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
Boy did I see this coming.
you know : clydez : 12/14/06 6:37 PM
i guess this is my fault for thinking that maybe somebody here might have been there and seen what happened. i had to leave a game early and i don't get to go to many games. that sucked. i get amped at giants games and i tend to block out everyone around me and go crazy for my team. i did not come here to be ridiculed and taunted by a bunch of prissy f@ggots. so i apologize for losing my temper to anybody that didn't start s*** with me here. i thought as giants fans most of you would sympathize with what i had todeal with.
Hey, congratulations gene, you punk-ass punk! : Beez : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
I wasn't even looking, so ... doesn't count!
You and your slut GF deserved the beer : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
And I'd love to see you get it again!
Yes I would.
GMAN Film can't meet you then : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:38 PM
he's got a prior engagement with the ESHATUSHAT organization. it's their annual Chrismas Dinner and Liberal Roast. He's the guest Santa this year.
Annnnd, on one level or another ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:39 PM
there it is ...
clydez ... sucks to have beer thrown on you ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:39 PM
but seriously ... get some counseling.
clyde : Joey in VA : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
We all sympathize, this is just very long, very intense group therapy and it worked. Nice Job People, that's dinner!
Cardinal, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
you bleach your sphincter?
It's over? Damn, I really wanted to get this to 1,000... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:40 PM
.
We can still get it there. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:42 PM
But how ... ? ? ?
sympathize? : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:42 PM
that was the reflex you stifled with your over-the-top arrogance. You clearly misrepresented your role in escalating this whole affair and took it upon yourself to start calling everyone on BBI a F@ggot. You have gotten less then what you truly deserve. If you really do show up this weekend you should bring your rain-gear. Golden showers are on you buddy-boy.
focus Beez focus : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
can't you see we have bigger issues at hand here?
And ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
BREAK'S OVER, folks!
anybody : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:43 PM
want to meet up upstairs at the game? We can then go to 312 find the Osi Jersey and toss beers on Clyde and Bonnie
hey stan from la : clydez : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
do you want to step to me at the game so i can shatter your skull, spine and pelvis and serve you your ballsack jammed down your f***in throat? of coarse not. you're in la right? not going to the game.
I'll add to : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
the count. Most entertainment here in a long time. Gene, about time for a turnament?
i would never deface an Osi jersey : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
And ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
PLACES, everyone ... PLACES!
Clyde, make sure your gf wears something sheer : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:44 PM
i really want to see her rosebuds this time she gets doused
clydez - don't waste your time with Stan.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
he'll unleash some gay porn on you!
The Sadam verdict 2 days before the election : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
Gas prices fell a buck and 1/2 leading up to the election. And the scheme still didn't work...
Rumel! : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
Where have you been?
old men having anal sex... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
[shudder]
if you were half the man : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:45 PM
you continue to pretend to be, you would pour a beer on your own head when you take a moment to sit down during the game.
Man, I got so little work done today.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
This thread has been GOLD!
Hey clydez, yo mama says hello : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
She's making the bed right now...
bigblue tt : clydez : 12/14/06 6:46 PM
why not come by yourself pissboy? you need to get a posse together to come see me f@ggot?
And this thread has deteriorated into telling Mama jokes... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:47 PM
Good work, Stan!
We were so close. But ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:47 PM
yea : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
I go with my gf to protect her and make sure that she doesnt get beer tossed on her..but if that does happen I make sure I go on every Forum from the Giants to find out who did it.. I then tell my gf that I am going to beat up some guys that were bullying me online...wahhhh..get a clue...and btw I will be in 18 so...............
This has been : T-Bone : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
one of the funnier threads I've read here in a looooong time. Kudos to Berry, Beez, Davisian, bob in tx, Randy, Joey, Filthy, Peter, Stu and everyone else! Especially chopperhatch!
Gene, i took some decent local shots recently : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:48 PM
thought you'd appreciate them. but apparently the online website that hosts them.. only hosts them for a temporary period. they're really only good full sized or atleast decent sized. not the little crap like snapperfish.crap site displays anyways, if you have any interest or suggestions i'll upload them again
Hmmm, clydez vs Stan? : YAJ2112 : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
I'm on your side with that one clydez!
clydez will have to bring his army : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:49 PM
To deal with me...
my guess is clyde's girl came home : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
and yelled at him
fork you tu T-Bone. : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
i'm tired of you discriminating against me. you never include me in any of your reindeer games
So ... just collecting all of this ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
jlukes, while sniping from a distance ... that's off, and I think chopper's off, too, although the second he pops back here it'll be on. This we know. So, TT is on ... and Stan? Well, he's long-distance, so not "on" on, but on, like a gnat, on. Anything else?
No, Cards..... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:50 PM
We're cool. Seriously.....
Been here lurkin : ctc in ftmyers : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
Been preety busy, not much time to post.
actually, they are pretty decent pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
i'm quite proud of one or two of them
T-bone : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
so a brotha can't get a shout out!
GMAN...I might need some help against you. : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:51 PM
You're angry. ;-)
lukes ... I actually appreciate how : Beez : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
you throw little jabs, then dance ... toss in some "soothing" chatter to calm the tides, then when it looks like things are about done, BAM, you're in again. Nice.
Beez. -- he has stopped attacking/stalking me : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
so i stopped throwing stuff back in his face. By the way, did you see his website?
clyde's girl couldn't be home : Stan from LA : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
She's still shining my shoes..
Cards... : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 6:52 PM
Glamour Shots?
Yes. : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
clydez has a very nice web site.
Film : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
all Blacks are angry..i thought you knew that..:-)..
I think you've got it, Beez.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
though if clydez starts in with politics, it could get REAL ugly with Mgorga...
By the way, lukes, that's not how I saw things ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
but hey ...
CardinalX : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:53 PM
And you'll be at the EATCHITANDDIE picnic.
by the way, have you checked out : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez myspace?
Link (new window)
Stan : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
make sure to send her back over her when she's finished. I'm feeling very into sloppy 52nds right about now.
CardinalX, if you stand behind Rudolph... : manh george : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
just be sure that your brakes are sound. Otherwise, you will end up as CardinalX the brown-nosed reindeer.
Oh crap ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:54 PM
clydez? Are you black?
Jlukes : kelsto811 : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no this is it
OmG (new window)
JL : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
no way he has a friend...no way. He must have split his personality, again.
As an aside, : Beez : 12/14/06 6:55 PM
I'd really like to try to get FilmGiant and x meadowlander in the same room at the same time. They're just an hour apart and I think it might rival the entertainment value of this thread ... for me, anyway. And that's what's important. Me.
Beez, it is an art that takes time to learn : jlukes : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
you just gotta roll with it for awhile and then attack when your opponent is at his weakest
Cardinal : GMANinDC : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
actually you do..now there is nothing in between us except for air and opportunity..so bring you ass down to DC..
Oh and what happen to the FIX on the Debold machines? : FilmGiant : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
This election was kosher because the left won.
i'm done here. : clydez : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
wow i thought that giants fans would be much more manly than this. i hope some little f@ggot weasel throws beer on some of you and your women at the next game. then i hope when you are man enough to do something about it you get kicked out of the stadium. i'll see some of you on sunday.
jlukes's : BigBlue TT : 12/14/06 6:56 PM
version of clydes myspace is hilarious
And here we go! : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
.
no gene, they are coast etc shots from : CardinalX : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
the dana point, corona del mar, newport area. no worries, why bother showing you them? you see this stuff all the time too. never mind :p
But clydez ... : Beez : 12/14/06 6:57 PM
you didn't actually DO anything. You just got kicked out.
You see, it was his fault. : manh george : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
He was manly enough to do something about it. Manly=stupid.
all giants fans are not created equal : RasputinPrime : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
and clearly, you are last in line at he buffet table.
Beez - don't think I don't appreciate your effort here.... : speedywheels : 12/14/06 6:59 PM
there's still hope we can get there...
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg
http://www.myspace.com/clydez_nyg (new window)
GREATEST THREAD : Antdog23 : 12/14/06 7:07 PM
EVER!!!
THIS THREAD NEEDS A FIGHT SONG!! : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:10 PM
DIE EAGLES DIE.....IN THE SWAMPS OF NEW JERS Y.....DIE EAGLES DIE......ANOTHER YEAR OF FUTILITY......GIANTS ON THE RISE.....PLAYOFFS A GUARANTEE.....SO BYE EAGLES BYE.....YOU LOSERS SUCK YOUR HIST OR Y!!!!!!!!
CLYDEZ DON'T QUIT NOW : thebregs : 12/14/06 7:11 PM
This thing is finally starting to get some traction.....please
Clydez : SJU Giant : 12/14/06 7:12 PM
your Muslim? I got your back.
I think we may have the BS smoking gun.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:18 PM
"i told security what happened : clydez : 12/14/06 6:02 PM but they told me that they couldn't let me return to the game because they thought i was enraged and would go back after the guy or his friends"
So I'm not real sure at what point he talked to beer chucker (Cardinal)'s friend about knowing the the beer chucker (lets call him Cardinal) from a fan site..
But I am a really crappy detective.. (Like Cardinal)..
davis : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
have you checked out clydez's new wallpaper?
ignatious Reily(SP?) : djm : 12/14/06 7:24 PM
eat your heart out.
The man has taste.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 7:26 PM
We have to give him that..
I'm part of history... : Big Blue Heavy HIttaz 92 : 12/14/06 7:40 PM
Muahahahhaahah!
896 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.
897 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.
898 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.
899 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
.
derp... : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I hope Sunday gets here soon.
900 : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:57 PM
I rule!
LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
Britt! You nabbed 900 from me!
901 Gene : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
just missed
the best part is : jlukes : 12/14/06 7:58 PM
it was completely unintentional on his part
damn...LOL : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 7:59 PM
I know...classic
YES! : Britt in VA : 12/14/06 7:59 PM
Was anyone else : kcball65 : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
in section 319 f0r the texans when that dude puked all over the two girls and two guys in front of him, was hilarious except for the puke smell i had to deal with all through the game
Are those pasties? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:00 PM
Sweet.
8:08 post : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:14 PM
i so rule!
crap : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:15 PM
either my clock is off.. or the BBI clock is off... and i set my clock by the official Atomic clock so.... ding! fries are done
frrrrp : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:17 PM
..
snap! they're back Gene : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
you can make these bigger. look if you like. like if you look. or not no biggy
take a gander (new window)
Heading for 1000 : ArtVandelay : 12/14/06 8:20 PM
So much for the BBI code of conduct - "If someone does create an offensive post or launch a personal attack, do not respond to this and thus ignite the discussion any further. Ignore it and move on. Be a bigger man or woman than the attacker"
you got a teenie peepee and you smell like funions : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:22 PM
how ya like me meow?!?!?!
Nice pics.. : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:23 PM
For a f@ggot who would probably run to security if he ran into a real photographer meow.
if i threw beer at you Davisian... running to security would be the LAST : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:25 PM
thing i did...
first, i would lick it off your hot girlfriend (if shep didn't mind of course) then i would run to security
Why don't you back it up Sunday toughguy? : Davisian : 12/14/06 8:29 PM
I'll be in the bushes outside of Filthy's house. Lets see if you're man enough to show..
With baby oil..
oh, i'll be there... : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:31 PM
and i'm bringing my whole Verizon Network with me
can you hear me meow?!?!?! biiatchh : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
,
good pics dude : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:32 PM
did you take a class?
in fact : GeneInCal : 12/14/06 8:35 PM
you can see my summer house in picture #9.
nope, those were all spur of the moment pics : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:37 PM
that i just happened to have my cam with me and be in the "right" place. i got a ton more, those are just some i put up the other day.
honestly, i take very little credit for them. i'm just snapping in a direction. i really enjoy them and enjoy taking the pics. but i was looking for a little feedback to see if they were anything worth sharing.
i'd like to upgrade my camera to an SLR and possibly find a free or cheap web hosting site where i can share fullsized versions.
cardinal, those are some great pics : jlukes : 12/14/06 8:40 PM
i'm the same way, i love taking spur of the moment pictures
"I stand the whole game" : Bill Barilko : 12/14/06 8:42 PM
There's a clue. The question is who the fuck is this clown?
Wow, what a thread... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 8:43 PM
Not even a hijack attempt by the usual (unfunny) suspects could derail it. clydez dominated from beginning to end. My hat is off to you, sir.
surely you jest Gene? I mean, i'm guessing you are joking : CardinalX : 12/14/06 8:56 PM
i wouldn't mean to call you shirley... or assume you were serious that you had a summer home 10 minutes from your normal home... and isn't summer year round here?
well, it kinda seems that way to me, coming from NY and all. anyways, thanks for the appreciative comments. i've thrown some similar ones up for additional viewing comments, suggestions and further millering attempts :D
comments welcome (new window)
Wow ... 927 and rising ... : Beez : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
with a bullet! And you folks didn't think 1,000 was possible.
cardinal : jlukes : 12/14/06 9:08 PM
pic 5 of that set is amazing. i started a new thread. post your persona favorites there
Sorry to interrupt, but Miss USA has emotional problems! : Beez : 12/14/06 9:14 PM
So... : lono801 : 12/14/06 9:16 PM
Kevin James is gonna fight the guy from ZZ Top? Im almost looking forward to hearing how the punches went down...Almost.
The line of the thread goes to RinR and his 2:27 PM post...'Im so glad Al Gore invented the internet.'
Just doing my part getting this pig to 1,000....
"I can't really talk about it now," Trump said. : Beez : 12/14/06 9:17 PM
"But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that."
Internet gossip Web site TMZ.com reported that pageant officials and NBC met Tuesday to discuss Conner's alleged bad behavior, "including her conduct at New York City bars." The Web site did not name its sources.
Miss USA is considered a role model and must act accordingly, said Lark-Marie Anton, spokeswoman for the Miss Universe Organization, which produces the Miss USA pageant. Behavior such as underage drinking is clearly prohibited, she said.
Bad behavior. Meeeeeow!!!
Are you kidding me? : Beez : 12/14/06 9:20 PM
MEDIC!
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKUS!!!! : JeremyShockey : 12/14/06 9:26 PM
.
1,000 post threads are possible... : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 9:29 PM
Giant Kurt's "I'm an Idiot" thread topped it with ease a few years back.
Was there ever : Beez : 12/14/06 9:32 PM
a Rich in LA "I'm an idiot" thread? I mean, other than the old man porn.
Holy crap : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:01 PM
I went to a xmas party, had dinner, got a little liquored up and here this thread still is.
So ... : Beez : 12/14/06 10:05 PM
you and Miss USA, eh Berry? :)
what : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:07 PM
she had a few drinks?
Yeah. : Beez : 12/14/06 10:22 PM
And Trump is pissed!
Did : Berrylish2 : 12/14/06 10:26 PM
he flip his wig?
Its a comb-over... : lono801 : 12/14/06 10:28 PM
not a wig....
clydez : Melvin S. : 12/14/06 10:34 PM
its a pretty funny old world. I know three brothers that work at Giants games, one in the club and two in security and when our gang was drinking some rum after the game like we always do they were talking about this little tussle and you should know there a group of security guys going to be on the lookout for you on Sunday
Beez : Rich in L.A. : 12/14/06 11:33 PM
You're mixing me up with Stan...
So that's what happened : The Other Mike T. : 12/14/06 11:51 PM
to my Captain Morgan!
Rich, Stan ... : Beez : 12/15/06 12:05 AM
you LA guys all look alike.
i leave to go to the Trans Siberian Orchestra : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 12:20 AM
concert and have some beers, and this friggin thread is still going....WOW
Hey Jints : JohnF : 12/15/06 12:32 AM
how was the TSO show this year? They are going to be here in Albany next week...
JohnF : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 12:34 AM
amazing....even better than last year....you need to go
they play any : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 12:57 AM
John Phillips Sousa?
LOL : JohnF : 12/15/06 12:59 AM
Got my tickets early. I do miss seeing them in the smaller venues (had front seats at Proctors, with the announcer right above us!), but the special effects are much better at the bigger arenas!
they played the RBC Center in Raleigh : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 1:04 AM
the stage was in the middle of the venue....place was sold out....what a great concert
cant be as good as the Lenningrad Cowboys : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 1:20 AM
those guys were amazing and appealed to more than the college boy crowd
there were people ranging from age : Jints in Carolina : 12/15/06 1:29 AM
7-70 there...not a "college boy" crowd.
once a collegeboy : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 1:31 AM
always a collegeboy, you want to give the kids a pass thats your business but they shouldnt even be out that late or in a drug environment at all
I saw them once. Some a-hole was standing through the whole show : Stu : 12/15/06 8:32 AM
so some guy in our section doused him with a beer from about 5 rows back. Got his girlfriend as well.
Stu, I'm getting sick of your crap... : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 9:37 AM
Meet me in Section 17. I'm going to rip your lungs out and stuff them down bob in tx's throat. Then I'm going to tie both of bob's hands behind his back and rip off one of his legs and hammer you into the turf with it to create a yard-marker.
Make it Dorgan's throat and you have yourself a deal! : Stu : 12/15/06 9:39 AM
.
This is getting : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:40 AM
better and better.
... : Beez : 12/15/06 9:42 AM
beez : cjac : 12/15/06 9:44 AM
get your own material
Which thing : Beez : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
was I caught stealing? The cookies?
I'm thinking crushed velvet? : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
.
For the record, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
if any BBIers step in to try and "save" me, when I'm done with Clydez the monkey boy, you're next. I have a rep to boost.
yeah : cjac : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
i did that like, 2 or 3 weeks ago. and don't pretend like you didn't see it.
what does : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:45 AM
cookies have to do with this?
Well .... I didn't ... : Beez : 12/15/06 9:46 AM
but I always "look to the cookie."
JESUS BERRY : cjac : 12/15/06 9:47 AM
it has EVERYTHING to do with. WTF is wrong with you!
still sick... : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:48 AM
that's WTF is wrong! Black and whites.... so I guess this is a racist thing now...
Hey clydez, you remember this flick? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:49 AM
How'd things turn out for the big guy in that one?
BTW, can some one put a beard on Iv...er clydez to make it more realistic?
Berry, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:50 AM
the black and white cookie is about harmony. Two different sides coming together to be as one. Look to the cookie, Berry. Look to the cookie.
You know what I wish you would learn one week on BBI : cjac : 12/15/06 9:50 AM
is that all people are equal, and color has nothing to do with it.
Oh : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:51 AM
I see, and for the record beez DID steal that from cjac or Britt.
Why then, isn't that cookie gray? : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:52 AM
Seriously, wtf?
Those cookies aren't about coming together in unison.
They're all about "I got mine and you got yours but you better not step past this line in the middle cracka!"
What color are Canadians? : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:54 AM
.
GF, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:55 AM
magenta is my guess.
Colours. : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
Canadians come in all kinds of colours.
Hey, that would be kind of cool huh? Rainbow bukkake anyone?
filthy : jlukes : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
i know their veins are brown because they are filled with maple syrup
shep : jlukes : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
taste the rainbow?
chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 9:56 AM
Only when I grip it real tight down near the base.
Awww : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 9:57 AM
jlukes thinks shep is sweet!
shep, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:57 AM
I heard if you eat lots of pineapple that can happen
::devouring pineapple::
This turned super gay, super quick. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 9:58 AM
.
So you've... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:59 AM
....let me get this str8, you've tried to cut off the blood flow to your...nevermind. I'll leave that alone.
Filthy, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 9:59 AM
but not yet geigh. Then there're problems.
Next... : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:00 AM
it needs to turn policital and then religious, then this will be the thread with everything!
14 more : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:01 AM
til 1000
what was GiantKurts : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:02 AM
thread about years back that could have competed with this one?
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg : jlukes : 12/15/06 10:02 AM
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg
http://www.myspace.come/cyldez_nyg (new window)
BigBlue TT, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:03 AM
about the shed?
OK ... well, then if I stole the cookie(s) ... : Beez : 12/15/06 10:03 AM
here.
We are SOOOOO close : Beez : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
to 1,000 ... who will get it? The big Friday question!
Sweet! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
Granny v@gina with cinnamon!
Filth ... c'mon, man! : Beez : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
It's chocolate babka.
More : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:04 AM
issues.
Now : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
I see why you 'get along' with chopper so well.
berry, do you have a boyfriend? : jlukes : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
::plays with shep's hair::
5 : BigBlue TT : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
more
Yeah ... when's Filthy going to be in Albany? : Beez : 12/15/06 10:05 AM
Gotta remember to plan around that.
1000! : cjac : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
.
She's dating Shockey without the abs. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
See, I pay attention.
I still cant believe I totally missed this yesterday... : Curtis in MD : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
i mean : cjac : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
1000!
Safe to say gene won't get : Beez : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
No. 1000? (Or is he lurking, waiting?)
DAMNIT, cjac! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:06 AM
.
Not : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
for long!
Why? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
Because we both like...errrr, ummmmmm...well, it explains a lot about those that don't get along with me.
What is not for long? : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:07 AM
Gene lurking or Shockey substitute with no abs?
Chopper : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
I'll save your little scrawny ass..
not : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
gene.
Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:08 AM
it's like 7 am where he lives. Anybody who's on BBI at 7 am on a weekday and has a job doesn't have problems, they have issues.
Alright! : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
Send pictures?
...to Davisian, I mean. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
.
chopp, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 10:09 AM
what if they are on by 8?
GMAN, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:11 AM
then I will beat the black off ya. I saw who you were picking to win this showdown traitor. Have fun watching me make big wafts of smoke rings come outta my mouth at camp brahski!
8 is fine Filth. : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:12 AM
nah chopper : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 10:14 AM
i had your back all the way..i was just joshing, trying to get clydez stirred up..you know we go back like grits and scrapple..
I'm usually off BBI by 7. : Beez : 12/15/06 10:15 AM
Then back on by the time I get to work. I have no issue with that whatsoever. chopper, you wanna go?
Why do all : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:18 AM
fat white guys pretend to be tough? Why, I ask. A simple question.
I ask, not be difficult; but because I need to know.
Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:18 AM
does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a white rabbit? Come on down to 18...after I'm done with clydez, I'll fix you up with a speech impediment as well.
The : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:19 AM
anger, I don't get it.
I hope Ben doesn't show up and ruin everything. : Stu : 12/15/06 10:20 AM
.
The martial : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:21 AM
art in question is, apparently, sumo.
Jesus I hope so too. : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:22 AM
But there's plenty of reeds for me to duck into should that beast show up. I almost forgot aboput that joke(but not really), thanks Stu!
Actually : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:22 AM
it's drunken monkey TMAC.
By speech impedement, : Beez : 12/15/06 10:24 AM
you mean college fund for the kids? I'm there!
Your kids are gonna be : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:26 AM
Oliver and The Artful Dodger by the time I'm done with you.
6'5... 265 lbs, I'll take him down : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 10:33 AM
as soon as I'm done beating JonC
I wonder if clydez got as warm a welcome on the other giant boards he hit up searching for his beer tossing arch enemy.
chopper, : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 10:37 AM
why are you so difficult to get along with?
And some of those : TMAC : 12/15/06 10:37 AM
Geritol swallowing f@ggots that you and honey are obstructing may have charged the beach at Normandy, or landed in Inchon, or withstood the Tet Offensive. Tough guy.
I'm not Randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:49 AM
people that know me will attest that your implication is rather unfounded(much like your belief in all your cute little myths). But if I don't particularly like you...yeah, I can be tough to get along with, asswipe.
unbelievable : clydez : 12/15/06 10:51 AM
some of you are a real pack of f@ggots. i am embarrased that you are giantsfans. this is more like a queer tea party then it is a football fan forum. most of you probably dont stand during games because you are busy giving each other handjobs under your blankets.
Yeah, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:52 AM
I never stand, fatty.
Wait, wait wait.. : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 10:55 AM
YOU'RE embarassed that some people on here are Giants fans? That's rich.
Hahahahaha. : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 10:56 AM
clydez wore my pee.
BB26 : JonC : 12/15/06 10:56 AM
It's ON now !!
TMAC, well said.
I was getting worried : Brandon Walsh : 12/15/06 10:57 AM
this thread was coming to an end, but clydez is back!
shepherdsam, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 10:58 AM
well-said.
clydez is starting to grow on me : Stan from LA : 12/15/06 11:01 AM
He's a man's MAN!
Hi clydez. : Stu : 12/15/06 11:03 AM
Good morning!!
Stan : Bavaro : 12/15/06 11:03 AM
so is his girlfriend
No, chopper everyone (minus 3 or 4 people here) : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 11:38 AM
will attest you are a faggoty, whiney little bitch who deserves a beating. Never post here again doucheface?
has this thread : hyadoin : 12/15/06 12:03 PM
broken a record yet?
i can't believe : ballzblue : 12/15/06 12:15 PM
this thread is still going on...thank you Clydez, and thank your beat GF too.
Randy ... if you had to assign an order ... : Beez : 12/15/06 12:27 PM
would clydez or chopper be higher on your list of those who are faggoty, whiney little bitches?
Classic gents.. : ATL_Giant : 12/15/06 12:27 PM
classic.
umm you can stand : JesseS : 12/15/06 12:28 PM
and give handjobs clydez. everyone knows this...right guys?
I like the : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 12:28 PM
clydez. Mostly because he was quick to realize chop's f@ggoty demeanor.
JesseS, : shepherdsam : 12/15/06 12:30 PM
I know you can stand and get one.
Wouldn't that be ... naw ... couldn't happen. : Beez : 12/15/06 12:30 PM
You don't think his girlfriend is ... nawwwwwww.
My favorite line from this whole thread was... : JB in NJ : 12/15/06 12:49 PM
smartass internet toughguy mung eating c0cksuckers
I agree with Randy... : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:09 PM
clydez is a keeper. I like him better than just about anyone on this thread, with about 4-5 exceptions.
God, make it stop : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 1:11 PM
.
Ok randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 1:13 PM
I'll see your 3/4. Let's put money on this, 200 bucks. If I can get five people to tell you that I'm not a faggoty douche-face and who will not "attest that I am a faggoty, whiney little bitch who deserves a beating", you owe me 200(even tho I know you are a little weasel and would welch).
Rich, : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 1:13 PM
I know I'm one of the "keepers". You don't have to say it.
As in : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 1:16 PM
one of those posters whose head you want to KEEP submerged underwater
Bah? : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 1:17 PM
Make it stop? PLease?
I checked Giants.com messageboard : kelsto811 : 12/15/06 1:17 PM
nothing, how come you aren't bugging them?
Thanks, Rich. : Stu : 12/15/06 1:18 PM
You're aces as well!
Hi Stu! : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 1:21 PM
.
Hi, 26!! : Stu : 12/15/06 1:22 PM
Hope your day's going well.
This is : T-Bone : 12/15/06 1:24 PM
getting ridiculous.
T-Bone : Stu : 12/15/06 1:30 PM
You probably can't go to the bathroom fast enough to keep up with this. You can take this into February!
Wow.... : Curtis in MD : 12/15/06 1:33 PM
So is there going to be a fight in : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:35 PM
the parking lot somewhere on Sunday? Can someone videotape it? I might be able to get it onto a network show...
I will : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 1:37 PM
take pictures...a collage/montage might be a good idea.
Great. And if you can get a : Rich in L.A. : 12/15/06 1:44 PM
dog or a cat involved, that'd be even better. I've got a demographic to worry about here. (Shut up, Randy.)
Chopper's : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 1:52 PM
a pu$$y, so that's covered.
according to clydez.
Stu : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 1:56 PM
It's over 50 degrees in December in NJ and its Friday so I guess I'm doing alright. You?
This thread needs : BigK : 12/15/06 2:00 PM
Some artwork. Chris are you out there?
Berry, you're next after clydez and Randy... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 2:04 PM
but Randy never goes to games so you're second. When you're as bad-ass as I am, it don't matter if you're a chick, you're getting your ass whooped regardless.
66 and clear here!! : Stu : 12/15/06 2:05 PM
Doing great!
berry, don't worry-- : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 2:14 PM
chopper GOES to games and then avoids everyone that might beat him to a pulp. Though he does like to beat women so there's that. Ah, just kill him?
Uh.... : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 2:21 PM
yeah Randy. Good one. Lol, fuckin idiot.
. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 2:31 PM
I love Fassel in that group shot, but you're a little light : Stu : 12/15/06 2:39 PM
on T-Bone reading.
Love it : BigBlue26 : 12/15/06 2:40 PM
Filthy!
pu-leeze : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 2:40 PM
. I know your weakness. You won't win.
GO : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 2:42 PM
BERRY!!!!!
So, so tuff : RAZE : 12/15/06 2:44 PM
like Tuff Turf...
Bad asses, : TMAC : 12/15/06 3:07 PM
with two chins.
This thread is getting to legendary status... : rnargi : 12/15/06 3:13 PM
...right up there with Iggy...
I call fraud : bigbluefan92 : 12/15/06 3:16 PM
You can't have a real fight thread if there is not one mention of how many plates you can press. I'm up to 12.
is that a Panthers fan : Upstate J : 12/15/06 3:17 PM
in the bottom left corner? black jersey??
bigbluefan92, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:29 PM
See NNJ Tom's post at 2:59 yesterday.
---------------------------------------------------------
Clydez : NNJ Tom : 12/14/06 2:59 PM
How many plates can you lift? This is essential information before any BBI rumble can take place.
---------------------------------------------------------
I'll keep it going : Stan from LA : 12/15/06 3:30 PM
Speedy, Modus and Burr are the 3 Stooges.
Ah I missed that one : bigbluefan92 : 12/15/06 3:32 PM
I must have been lifting lol
What's my weakness Berry? : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 3:40 PM
I lock my beers up when I scrap.
Ruh-Roh, Randy's in your corner!
If I exposed it : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 3:44 PM
on BBI, you'd be mad. Not gonna do it.
Hmmm, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:45 PM
seems like Berry learned something about chawper at camp last year.
How about the Cliff notes : O'Dorgan : 12/15/06 3:45 PM
for this thread?
Is there a brawl scheduled?
Who is whipping who?
Davisian - Which one again is you, and which is shepardsam? : Stu : 12/15/06 3:47 PM
O'Dorgan, : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 3:47 PM
this may be one BBI thread that can't be summed up.
92 : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 3:49 PM
He never answered the question so he must have girly-arms and do less than 3 plates. Not much of a rumble if you ask me. More like a bitcha slap.
Clydez : Section331 : 12/15/06 3:53 PM
I sit because your gf is giving me a handjob under the blanket.
Stu : T-Bone : 12/15/06 3:59 PM
I think I'm gonna break this one up into chapters or somethin.
T : Stu : 12/15/06 4:00 PM
Can't wait for the movie!!!
Berry, : chopperhatch : 12/15/06 4:05 PM
email me exactly what you're talking about. I don't get mad on BBI anymore.
Stu : T-Bone : 12/15/06 4:06 PM
Right! I think it's time to start putting the cast together!
I say clydez should be the guy who played Shaggy in that Scooby Doo movie.
Clydez = Puddy from Sienfeld : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 4:10 PM
.
show me 1100! : YAJ2112 : 12/15/06 4:10 PM
I know who should play his gf : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:12 PM
Nick Mangold's sister...
http://goofyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/holly_mangold.jpg
Ah, damn : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:13 PM
that's what I get for being html illiterate.
Gotcha covered. : GiantFilthy : 12/15/06 4:14 PM
Now I see why the Red Shockey threw the beer : NNJ Tom : 12/15/06 4:16 PM
that chick blocks section 312 and 313.
berry, email me? : Randy in CT : 12/15/06 4:18 PM
I'm insecure too?
Puddy - Nice! : Stu : 12/15/06 4:20 PM
.
Mangold's sister is hot. : Stu : 12/15/06 4:21 PM
I love a girl in uniform.
Thanks, filthy. : Section331 : 12/15/06 4:52 PM
She's pretty sweet.
Hey, heyyyyy ... no makin' fun of Mangold's little sis. : Beez : 12/15/06 6:56 PM
I guarantee she could beat the crapola outta 75% of the people here, and she's absolutely a tougher football player than 97% ever could dream of having been. LOVE the Mangold sis.
Chopper : Berrylish2 : 12/15/06 6:58 PM
I sent the email via FilthyExpress.
hey berry : Melvin S. : 12/15/06 7:39 PM
whats up?
Wow : JOrthman : 12/15/06 7:53 PM
Just Wow
I'm just happy to be in the 3% : CardinalX : 12/15/06 8:02 PM
.
Card ... : Beez : 12/15/06 8:03 PM
are you fighting chopper this weekend?
No : GMANinDC : 12/15/06 9:51 PM
Me and Cardinal are fighting in two weeks..
Vegas has chopper and lukes : hyadoin : 12/15/06 9:54 PM
+570 underdogs.
Vegas has chopper and lukes : hyadoin : 12/15/06 9:57 PM
+570 underdogs.
This thread has truly dominated : BUgiantfan : 12/15/06 10:14 PM
my life the past few days...I love you guys.
We need the : compton : 12/16/06 1:14 AM
106 & Park poster.
plz respkit this thread? : NyquistX3 : 12/16/06 1:29 AM
?????
Sorry, I had to post on this thread. It just had to be done.
Good read : Reese : 12/16/06 9:21 AM
Thanks everyone...
so what time are the knuckles flying? : hyadoin : 12/16/06 3:08 PM
Berry don't forget your camera.
It just took about an hour and a half.. : Charlie C : 12/16/06 4:10 PM
but I just read this thread. I am in pain from laughing so hard.
clydez : Big Al : 12/16/06 6:06 PM
I hope you plan to stay.
WTF? : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/16/06 6:54 PM
That's all you can say to describe this thread.
Filthy : BigK : 12/17/06 12:32 AM
Great artwork...you're a genius
OK ... in the spirit of T-Bone's "Players Only" thread, : Beez : 12/17/06 8:03 AM
place your predictions here now for what you think will occur today, regarding this situation. Here's mine:
Going with BBI "meet-and-brawl" history with my pick. I say chopper shows, hangs and does exactly as he says - cruises from tailgate to tailgate. Meanwhile, no one claiming to be clydez ever materializes anywhere near any BBIer in the 18 lot vicinity, yet on Monday, at some point, clydez posts that he was there ready to take names, but no one showed. (And the Giants win.)
..... : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:05 AM
and where's the brownies at the pole part
Well ... I'll be standing in front of my TV : Beez : 12/17/06 8:07 AM
for this one. Can't place brownie's at the base of the 17F pole for NJBay and RayF this afternoon, but I'll see what I can do from here.
I don't know what chopper has planned : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:09 AM
but he called up last night and asked if I would bring an inflatable pin -- he wants to blow sumptin up
See you soon : Berrylish2 : 12/17/06 8:11 AM
gidie. hyadoin... if I can find my camera in the next few minutes, I'm bringing it.
see you shortly lish : gidiefor : 12/17/06 8:12 AM
I'm leavin in about an hour -- I'll be there before 11
Have fun, all. : Beez : 12/17/06 8:14 AM
Enjoy a nice win. (Giants, that is.)
Somebody bring a wireless laptop : GMANinDC : 12/17/06 11:29 AM
I want blow-by-blow accounts of the action
I just called Hope : Big Al : 12/17/06 11:51 AM
She says Chopperhatch is there but no sign of Clydez yet.
I wish we could start a : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:53 AM
new thread for today's events. But this one is such a classic..
Somebody hook up the webcam so we can all enjoy : PetesHereNow : 12/17/06 11:55 AM
Hell, we can charge for this. 5 bucks a view? At almost 1,200 replies? Ridiculous profit margin. Gold, Jerry, Gold.
this is honestly the first time : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:56 AM
I felt left out not being able to go to the stadium.
Did Hope say : hyadoin : 12/17/06 11:57 AM
if Chopper is walking around with a plastic cup full of fountain soda ready to attack?
Just saw clydez : Upstate J : 12/17/06 12:08 PM
on the Fox pre-game show...
So far ... : Beez : 12/17/06 12:09 PM
my prediction is on target.
you know that every time Blue fan : hyadoin : 12/17/06 12:15 PM
with a beard walks by.. chopper starts getting all nervous...
I could swear I just saw : hyadoin : 12/17/06 1:00 PM
clydez pushing his way through the crowd behind the Fox crew. Chopper get your mountain dew ready!
So : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/17/06 2:36 PM
is Chopper dead yet?
So ... : Beez : 12/18/06 6:38 AM
I win.
Beez : gidiefor : 12/18/06 8:23 AM
here's the choices on clydez based on our investigations:
1 - dupe
2 - jlukes look alike
Bump. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 9:26 AM
Details?
Giants lose : Davisian : 12/18/06 9:27 AM
Rangers get their asses handed to them.
And chopper wusses out again.
What a crappy day..
So this clydez guy didn't show? Is that the deal? : Andy in Halifax : 12/18/06 9:27 AM
.
Andy : JonC : 12/18/06 9:33 AM
no sign of him anywhere.
Did chawper win by default? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 9:36 AM
.
I'd say a forfeit counts. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 9:37 AM
Chopper = victorious!
Was anyone sitting in sec 312? : Bavaro : 12/18/06 9:39 AM
.
haha i wish i was at the game : jlukes : 12/18/06 9:52 AM
to bad i was busy partying in a luxury box at MSG. Good lord last night was amazing
So no chopper and no clydez? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 9:53 AM
You guys see Joey?
Yes : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 9:54 AM
we saw Joey.
Chopper shoulda' kicked Joey's ass.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 9:59 AM
That would've been Kuehl..
Davis : jlukes : 12/18/06 10:01 AM
nahhh, but totally Awasom
i looked up : ballzblue : 12/18/06 10:02 AM
to sec 312 a few times hoping to see some action but was sadly dissappointed
Did you like Joey? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:02 AM
Or hate him? I like him.
i lik jiminy verry mutsh. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
.
Joey : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
and Mrs Joey (who is VERY VEry pretty, btw) were very likable.
I totally like teh Joey : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:03 AM
2 get his asser kiked bi chopin
berry you liked : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:04 AM
mrs joey a lot? im getting excited?
Not in THAT way : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:05 AM
don't be such a nuisance!
Joey and Mrs Joey were : gidiefor : 12/18/06 10:11 AM
way cool -- Randy on the other hand .......
He's : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 10:13 AM
like a six year old who just discovered that he has a pen!s and figured out what he can do with it.
Wow, Joey doesn't sound that cool afterall.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:14 AM
What did he do with his junk?
Ew! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 10:18 AM
Joey!! What did you DO at the tailgate??
Davis ... : Beez : 12/18/06 10:48 AM
you want a dead composer to kick Randy's ass? Fair fight ... that is, if Berry's right and Randy's 6 with a new pen1s.
Frederick farking : Davisian : 12/18/06 10:51 AM
Chopin..
(((((((((((((((WoW))))))))))))))))) : gidiefor : 12/18/06 11:11 AM
That's Moldy
I saw clydez : Stan from LA : 12/18/06 11:32 AM
At the Knicks/Nuggets game.
Joey does really exist : BigBlue26 : 12/18/06 11:33 AM
And all I know is that if you walk away from a group of BBIers to go to the bathroom... they are GONE when you come back! (I know there was a line but it didn't take us THAT long)
BBIers have things to do, 26 ... : Beez : 12/18/06 11:44 AM
fights to have ... or instigate, then film.
As I heard it... : manh george : 12/18/06 12:11 PM
clydez didn't show, and Chopper won two out of three falls.
...or maybe Chopper is clydez. : Stu : 12/18/06 12:16 PM
Image repair?
You really think Randy : Beez : 12/18/06 12:17 PM
would sit idly by and allow that to happen?
Kudos to chopper ... he showed. He deserves something for that. Maybe ... brownies at the base of a pole.
Stu: I've heard that : bob in tx : 12/18/06 12:19 PM
Randy is Melvin S.
Yeah. Me too. : Stu : 12/18/06 12:20 PM
Wish he'd stick to just being Melvin.
Melvin? Bah? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 12:22 PM
I don't get it?
Ive heard Melvin : j_rud : 12/18/06 12:28 PM
is Louis Farakhan
in case any one gives a s*** : clydez : 12/18/06 2:50 PM
the f****n f@ggot in the red shockey jersey wasn\\\'t anywere to be seen.
whatever clydez. : Andy in Halifax : 12/18/06 2:51 PM
you obviously pussied out... if you're a real person at all.
Where were you sweetheart? : Davisian : 12/18/06 2:52 PM
?
Clydez : ballzblue : 12/18/06 2:58 PM
i was there...how else would I know that your girlfriend didn't shave yesterday?
clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 2:58 PM
I was in that lot waiting for your candy ass all morning, what happened sweet tits?
bump. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 3:40 PM
.
Clydez ... I was under the impression : Beez : 12/18/06 3:42 PM
you were going to look for chopper and jlukes (who wasn't there, actually) before the game? Sounds like you were a no-show. Excuse? I mean, other than you're (a) a dupe handle or (b) a big chickenshiite.
Snatch you spelled : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:43 PM
"I was in that lot waiting for your candy ass all morning, hoping and praying you wouldn't show and had my sunglasses ready in case you showed, I would then don my sunglasses and try to blend into the background" wrong.
Randy's rooting for clyde? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:45 PM
You read the opening post? You have the flu?
Yeah, anyone's better : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:50 PM
than douchehatch
Randy.... : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
I'm surprised.
Pipe down? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
..
U 2 suxed : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:52 PM
also.
Gotta get Randy and The Chopper : Beez : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
together.
Wah! Let's stick up 4 seth! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
He was nice when we talked to him! Wah! Let's forget he's the biggest dick on this board! wahhhhhhhhhh
No : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:53 PM
questionmark, Dav. PIPE DOWN MONKEYBOY!
Oh, Beez, you too. : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
Sticking up for the douchebag.
Ur not piping down? : Davisian : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
jabroni?
I like : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
you both...sometimes. So stifle it, both of you!
but chopper's : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:54 PM
a bitch?
And you can : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 3:56 PM
be a cuhnt, so quit it.
Great. : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
Now I'm hard.
Hmmm, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
on Friday, clydez was all...
By Monday morning he's all...
What the dealy?
YES! : Beez : 12/18/06 3:57 PM
The thread ... she is alive.
But ... I stick up for chopper? The fuquer wants to eat my offspring (who will crush him, incidentally).
alright : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
everyone, take a pill. We are a week from Christmas for goodness sakes. What ever happened to Peace on Earth and goodwill toward men......and all that sh1t?
Is that : Beez : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
jlukes? I haven't checked his myspace site in a while.
Berry, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
why the hell are you telling me to pipe down when this asshole acts like a 12 year old?
Melvin, again, everybody who disagrees with you is wrong I guess? You're a piece of lint from clydez girlfriend's anus
gene ... : Beez : 12/18/06 3:58 PM
did you do that on purpose? Christmas for goodness sakes Cuz, if not ... good job.
Wait. : Beez : 12/18/06 3:59 PM
Melvin = Randy?
Shhhhh : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
I'm just trying to make peace! Now stick a sock in it Randy!
I just like saying pipe down to randy? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
And calling him jabroni?
And it has duel power?
Because chopper hates the statements ending in question mark styles?
So I'm basically telling them both to suck it?
Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:00 PM
you arrange for Randy and I to meet, and I'll buy you drinks for a year.
Yeah, apparently the genius : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:01 PM
thinks I'm Melvin. I think it is awesome--it reinforces what many of us say about his paranoid, persecuted little nancy-boy persona.
Randy : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
is not Melvin. Nope, nope, nope
If Randy is Melvin : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
Who is Milton? There has to be a connection!
some of you f@ggots : clydez : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
may of been too obsessed with this thread. you can all cheer for your chickenboy since i didnt run into him yesterday. i got to the game late and turned right and parked in 16. BUT i did take a walk thru 18 right before the game AND after the game. i did not see any pus oozing tw4t in a lt jersey looking for me. since this c0cksucker didnt specify where in lot 18, i walked near 18c where i was suppose to be parking. because of that waste of a trip i missed the first five minutes. and surprise! nobody came to see me during the game.
I love it... : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:02 PM
this little fleeb comes out with his corny little misspellings and grammatical errors and I still catch reprimandings...now you'll probably tell me I take this place too seriously(couldn't be further from the truth).
But he does chum the water for chopper? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:03 PM
..
oh clydez : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:05 PM
would you just go kill yourself already? So you expected me to wait in the lot all day, wait till 4:14 before going into the game, run right out after the game and then wait some more? I didn't know they stacked piles of shit 6'5". Blow me you oaf.
I saw : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:05 PM
someone in a white Osi jersey in 18C after the game, if that was you, you're like 13 years old. Also we DID tell you where in 18.
BTW clydez, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:06 PM
I didn't mean to call you an oaf. That was meant for yourgirlfriend with the pillowy mouf.
hey c0cksucker : clydez : 12/18/06 4:08 PM
did you ever tell me where in 18? no you didnt. phew right?
clydez : GeneInCal : 12/18/06 4:11 PM
You dont reside in the DC area, do you? You sound very familiar.
Clydez, : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:11 PM
I thought it was pretty clear that you were supposed to be in 18C, you smartass internet toughguy mung eating c0cksucker.
Uh ... clydez? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:13 PM
Yeah ... they did tell you where. And if you really wanted to find them (him), you would have.
Randy ... what can I do to facilitate the meet-n-greet between you and the chop?
It will be a meet and : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:14 PM
beat(ing) LMAOOLOLOLO!!!
HAWT? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:15 PM
..
Randy vs. Chawper : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
Only one way to get a clear image of the magnitude of this matchup. Google Image Search.
In this corner, standing at 5 foot 7 and 121 pounds, with a brown belt in Ju Jitsu that he rented specifically for this engagement, nothing could be finer than to be in his vaginaaaaaaaaaa, chawpeeeeerrrrrrrrrHATCH!!!
Aaaannnnddd in this corner, a husky 4 foot 17 and weighing in at 164 pounds, known for his appreciation of cross stitch and anything anal, from the big C.T.....Radneeeeeee!!!!
Leeeettttsss get reeeeaaadddyyyyyyyyyy toooooooo totally wuss out at camp and avoid one another.
I SAID 18C! : clydez : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
AND i went there before AND after the game! where on this thread did he say where he was going tobe?
LOLOLOLwhatever ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:16 PM
so anyway ...
Meanwhile, I wonder how the "alternate BBI" is enjoying this.
If that's chopper ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:17 PM
...
Filthy, : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:17 PM
where the HELL did you get that picture of me and why are you using it??
clydez ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:18 PM
chicken AND attention deficit disorder.
Yet chopper is such a hero! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:19 PM
Brave as the day is long.
Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:20 PM
you talk this game, and you avoid every gathering. Interesting. You and clydez are prob busy filling each other's voids.
The level of bitchdom youve achieved is at a historic level.
But seriously folks ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:20 PM
Randy, will you be attenting camp next August? chopper?
Choppersnatch = : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:21 PM
scared little bitch...WAH!
anyone else wonder why certain members havent shown up on this thread? : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:21 PM
It is pathetic that some people need to create a dupe handle on a message board to start s h i t just to get themselves off.
The following is an actual call from an OnStar customer... : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
ONSTAR: This is OnStar, how can I help you?
CLYDEZ: Yeah, where the fu+k is the chopperf@ggot?
ONSTAR: Sir? I'm sorry, I don't know what you're asking me.
CLYDEZ: Sorry? You'll be sorry when I bend you in half, shove your nose up your ass, break off your nose, eat it, and then sh!t on your @ss!
ONSTAR: Sir, if my nose was up my ass, why would you want to break it off and eat it?
CLYDEZ: F=ck you, OnStar! You wearin a Shockey jersey?
jlukes ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
let it all go. Tell us what you really think. Release ...
I've been atenting ever since I saw that pic of chopperhatch. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:22 PM
He's not nearly that cute in person but then, he was wearing a lot more at camp.
VV, nice! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:23 PM
Actually, clydez is only a notch below chopper's level of neanderthalism
Beez : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:23 PM
i think i am still hungover from the luxury box at MSG. That is what happens when you kill a mini fridge full of beers and 4 bottles of wine with your friends.
Come onnnn ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:24 PM
you don't have any friends!
which is why i am all hungover : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:24 PM
had to do all that drinkin myself
Sweet!!! : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:25 PM
On-Star calls RULZ!!!!!
I'm starting to believe that Randy is actually a dupe handle. : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:25 PM
His brand of stupidity has gotta be intentional
it was really a great time, my brother had some friends there too : jlukes : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
and one of them got to go down on the ice during the 1st intermission and won the race around the cones. It was friggen awesome
VV, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
excellent. The last line put it over the top.
You are a duplicate of : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:26 PM
a monkey's rectum.
He's a chronic-master-baiter : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
And you're a bait-eating-chronic.
In many ways, he completes you.
Village : BigBlue26 : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
Thanks! LOL!
Quit it with the dupe sh_t you detective wanna be's... I think clydez is just an idiot who came to BBI to find another idiot out of the 78,000+ who attend games.
And I really, really doubt that Randy is Melvin.
You two have to meet. : Beez : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
It's really too perfect not to happen.
Thatw as to chopper : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:27 PM
So that would make Randy the C-M-B..
I'm really BB26 : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
.
V V -- You forgot : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
ONSTAR: throws beer Clydez
No way Randy is Melvin : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
..
A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : Beez : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
26 tryin' to throw people off the scent ... what do you know, 26? Hmmm?
ugh! : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:28 PM
ON Clydez
Hi schnitz! : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:29 PM
.
schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/18/06 4:31 PM
whttaya make of all this?
Dudes -- I read through the beginning : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:31 PM
and end of this thread.
Did anyone make the point that if Clyde's is 6'5" and weighing a TON, then with Clydez in front of him, the guy behind him probably couldn't have seen the game even if he had been standing up?
Logic? : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 4:32 PM
No, there's none of that here.
Don't think it ever got to that point. : Beez : 12/18/06 4:33 PM
Concensus was: clydez shoulda just sat his fat arse down.
Let me switch it up on ya'. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:33 PM
Eff Google. Gimme some YAHOO Image Search.
Chawper
Radnee
Interesting enough, when you search for "BBI Sammich Crew", you get this.
Hi Rodnee =;-) : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:35 PM
Beez -- for the Clydez thing; the guy is a douche on so many levels... Needs to follow crowd consensus on standing up...like on 3rd downs and big plays.
Clydez also doesn't really know who threw the beer. It could have been someone else in the section who thought Clydez was being a jacka$$, which tends to happen when there is an obvious jerk in a section...others in the section unite against the obvious jerk. All Clydez knows is that the guy who asked him to sit thought the beer-throwing was funny.
As for the rest, ech, whatever...
beez you are a : clydez : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
f***n s*** talking wiseass a$$hole. show me where somebody said where in lot 18 prick.
That's a great pic. : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
I find the yellow really brings out the colour of my teeth.
Oh yeah, signing up on an internet fight : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
just to pick a fight with one out of 88,000 people is up there with the stupidest things I've ever seen online ever.
And teh Filthy cracks me up.
clydez ... you wanna piece-a me now? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
Read the thread yourself, lazy ass.
internet *site* : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:38 PM
(Brain jumped ahead...reading too many resumes today)
Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/18/06 4:39 PM
It sounds like he does.
I'll give you 3 guesses which piece and where he'd like it to go...
Beez, he doesn't have to read the whole thing : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
just do a "Control-F" on "18" -- more evidence on the grey matter clydez is lacking.
if you were so worried about where : kelsto811 : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
then why didn't you ask, you pussied out you pus$y
clydez, : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:40 PM
18C
18C was mentioned many times in this thread. It's a good thing you showed up late. One hit on chawper and you'll never be able to wash the biggot off that hand.
So in summary : Bill Barilko : 12/18/06 4:43 PM
Randy is clyde and chopper's a pussy?
This thread has now officially become boring : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:44 PM
time for me to move on.
chop ... I'm trying to arrange a meeting : Beez : 12/18/06 4:47 PM
for you and your boyfriend. But he won't address it.
schnitz, : The Village Voice : 12/18/06 4:48 PM
here's a resume for ya:
CLYDEZ
Education
Ass-Kick U
Hobbies
- Bending internet pu$$ies in half
- Standing
- Getting my girl soaked in beer
- Defense of my beer-soaked girl
- Internet searches on Shockey wanna-be homos
- Cheering. And I mean REAL cheering. Loud as f+ck, yo. Not the pu$$y cheering you're used to seeing, you f+cking pu$$y.
Special Skills
- Growing a full, luxurious beard.
Just put out : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:48 PM
a trail of Reese's Pieces. Randy will find his way.
Now Randy wants a piece of Reese? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:49 PM
That boy is out of control.
One unanswered question remains for me.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:50 PM
What is that in Beez's picture at 12:41 on 12/14????
agree : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:51 PM
wtf is that?
ok... i am not 100% certain : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:52 PM
but 97.95% certain i know who Clydez is now.
A$$HOLE! : clydez : 12/18/06 4:52 PM
I SAID 18C! ME! NOT HIM! ME! IT WAS MENTIONED BECAUSE I SAID THAT IS WHERE I WILL BE! CHOPERRF@GGOTC()NT NEVER SAID WHERE HE WUZ GOING TO BE! JUST 18!
Shut it Farva : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:53 PM
..
The C stands for chopper. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:53 PM
.
And you two say : Beez : 12/18/06 4:55 PM
you're "from the country?" Riiiiight.
SHE's a little bit country.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:56 PM
I'm a little bit Rock & Roll..
I'm cu ntry too. : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
.
weeee-ooooooo : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
someone's jumping the shark.
I thought : Beez : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
you were show tunes.
well, that almost killed the thread right there : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:57 PM
.
Holy crap -- Quit shouting : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:58 PM
So you cloud people's vision and you're a screamer too. Dude, you're like a Superfund Site with legs.
See? : Beez : 12/18/06 4:58 PM
City folks don't type out "weeeeee-oooooooo." Country girl, for sure.
So whats in the pic? : Davisian : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
eh?
Donnie & Marie now? : schnitzie : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
I think this must be the most officially sucking thread-that-sucked that ever sucked sucking suckage.
Did anyone catch this except me.... : Gmen56 : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
Clydez's post above: "....i got to the game late and turned right and parked in 16. BUT i did take a walk thru 18 right before the game AND after the game. i did not see any pus oozing tw4t in a lt jersey looking for me. since this c0cksucker didnt specify where in lot 18, i walked near 18c where i was suppose to be parking......"
Now, you do know Lot 18 is for Reserved Parking. You can park there even if you so happened to be late, there's always a spot. Hmmmmm.
suck off : CardinalX : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
suckering suckatash
Fatty, : chopperhatch : 12/18/06 4:59 PM
me and other BBIers were looking over to 18c the whole day waiting for a walking big grundle and a 265 lb guy with a beard. We saw nothing but a couple of guys making out in the back of a pick-up truck. Now you might call that "waiting", but I call that revolting.
That'th Thuck off! : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:00 PM
Thuckering Thuccotash! Holy Ththith, thith thread thuxth!
schnitzie : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:00 PM
rzpct teh classix
This thread= : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 5:01 PM
Clydez is..... really Tiki Barber : CardinalX : 12/18/06 5:01 PM
he's attempting to divert the attention of us fans from the implosion on the field that is our Giants... by creating a fauxfight
wag the dog Tiki.... wag the dog!!
Davisian, I saw the Ignatius Reilly thread : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:02 PM
Holy crap that sucked too, but this one just might have it beat.
Oh I agree schnitz : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:02 PM
But I meant the Osmonds..
If you were to right-click on the picture ... : Beez : 12/18/06 5:03 PM
you'd see it's ... a TROUGH! Friggin' city folk.
Oh.. : Davisian : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
I thought it was an 8-Track holder. For a vista cruiser..
THAT IS : Berrylish2 : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
NOT A TROUGH! THIS IS:
Davisian -- Oh... : schnitzie : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
Man, the Osmonds are classics? There goes Western Civ, right down the terlet.
Remember when I fought Davisian last year at camp? : GiantFilthy : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
My vag1na was never the same.
Now, how would I know if clydez's girlfriend : Beez : 12/18/06 5:04 PM
drives a Vista Cruiser?
and not just any trough : CardinalX : 12/18/06 5:05 PM
but a 340L-Box-Trough. YEEEEEEEEE haaaaaaaaaaw
Schnitzie, : Randy in CT : 12/18/06 5:15 PM
Irie says Hi! Well, he said Arf? But we know what that means.
I hate my job... : Amtoft : 12/18/06 8:21 PM
so busy all the time. I missed Chopper pretending to be a bad ass again. Thank goodness Randy calls it like it is.
Randy just found a partner. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 9:13 AM
.
I'm a little jealous? : Davisian : 12/19/06 9:21 AM
?
Yep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:55 AM
Randy always gets it right Amtoft. Lol.
Which is funny because : Davisian : 12/19/06 9:56 AM
Amtoft usually gets it Left.
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.
Seth, you're still alive? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 9:59 AM
Just great...
And this thing : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 10:07 AM
still lives on....
I was hoping the baby jeebis : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 10:13 AM
took the sethacth back home amongst the angels?
Class act... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 10:21 AM
then you could go to Giants games and camp without fearing for your life.
Well, fear gay : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 10:22 AM
rape. Homo.
I can't believe I missed : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:17 AM
Berry liking my wife! No one said I was very very good looking, I clearly married up
Joey ... : Beez : 12/19/06 11:19 AM
photos, and we could give you some real opinions. You know, about how good lookin' you really are.
Joey, was Seth as big a douche in person : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:24 AM
as he plays on BBI? Be honest?
It never stops.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:30 AM
BTW, Joey doesn't look anything like I thought he would.
chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:32 AM
What were you expecting, out of curiosity?
An older guy.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:33 AM
::braces for punch::
Randy : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:34 AM
He gave me a beer after all the sh-it I've given him on here, so he scored some points. Seth's a good kid, nothing like his BBI alter ego. Very similar to someone else I know.
Joey : Stu : 12/19/06 11:36 AM
I've met a bunch of BBI'ers and I'd say 90% are nothing like they appear to be here.
Bah, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:38 AM
I've heard worwse Joey. It was good meeting you and your wife. Sorry the Jints couldn't pull out a win, but I had a good time anyways.
And if you came earlier, you woulda gotten a Dead Guy Ale or a Guinness instead of a Crud Lite.
Stu : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:38 AM
F U
Randy - WTF?? : Stu : 12/19/06 11:39 AM
Still looing forward to meeting you!!
...and Joey - soiled jeans as well.
chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:40 AM
I just act old on here because I'm crusty while at work. I"m actually pretty fun. I wish I had gotten there earlier, we planned very poorly for the game which will NOT happen again.
This thread... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 11:41 AM
is just not the same without clydez.
I'm 90% funnier in real life.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
My Mom even said so..
Joey - planned poorly? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
Or tried to avoid us altogether? Had JonC and I not harrassed you by phone all day you may have never met all the wonderful folks of BBI. :o)
Stu, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 11:42 AM
I never pee myself. I pee on others.
JB, I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 11:43 AM
AND FEED IT TO STU!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
chopper : Stu : 12/19/06 11:44 AM
I was referring to Joey's last comment.
chopper : Stu : 12/19/06 11:45 AM
I meant your last coment to him.
BB : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:45 AM
I called you guys too, so zip it! I was not going to miss out meeting you guys, lateness be damned.
chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 11:49 AM
Admit it, you thought I'd be an old pip squeak!
Glad : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 11:57 AM
you came to Dorkapalooza! FYI gidie and I even yelled at the Giants sometime in the 3rd of 4th quarter. "Do It for Joey!"
You mean you're not an old : gidiefor : 12/19/06 11:59 AM
pip squeak? Who was that I met?
So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 12:05 PM
NOW can Randy and the chopper get along? Please? For Davis?
Beez, I tried a while ago but : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:08 PM
when I tried to disagree with chopp, respectfully, he went on the attack...And therein lies the problem.
gidie : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 12:08 PM
OUCH. Now I'm going to stay at the gym an extra hour tonight. Thanks for the inspiration (you big jerk)
randy and chopper pipe down? : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:15 PM
with eachother?
Davis is : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:15 PM
a douche
notsofresh : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:16 PM
olorolooo!!!
UH OH : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:17 PM
now davisian is gonna get in a fight with a guy (nameless) who throws vinegar at him.
OH! THANKS BERRY! : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:18 PM
You just totally reminded me that i have to pick up a big bottle of vinegar to lime the coffee maker.
Who's better than you?
Davisian : Stu : 12/19/06 12:19 PM
Josh and dad said to say hello.
Where's clydez? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:19 PM
I miss that little monkey.
Hey : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:20 PM
anytime...
Stu : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:20 PM
I'm the third Son, the one he dispwn3d for rampant geigh..
Joey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:32 PM
Oh sorry -- I guess that was me I was talking about -- WTF -- I got to go to the gym now -- chriminey
has this thread : hyadoin : 12/19/06 12:33 PM
broken a record yet?
Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 12:33 PM
you're a fucking liar. Busting my balls and calling me names is one thing, but that is a blatant lie. Look, you have people on this site who like you for whatever reason, I don't and can promise you i never will. It was I who tried to level with you and treat things with the same flippant and disingenuous manner as you, but you poo-pooed that peace offering as well. So, now I know that there is no hope that I could ever shake your hand. I have to draw the line somewhere.
Joey, you got a frame on you for sure. Standing there next to you and Jon with a cooler of beer next to me, beer in left hand, ciggy in the other and my ass jiggling made me feel slightly outta place, lol. I woulda felt better if you guys had seen me running go-routes and making everybody trying to cover me look like Giants receivers.
chopp? Gay? : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 12:35 PM
Joey, you got a package on you for sure
chop and Joey? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:36 PM
no wonder Mrs Joey was ROTFL
You shoulda seen his post about Papa Twenny Six : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:37 PM
I could feel the moist through my screen.
chop, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 12:37 PM
stop being a lying, liar? Now apologize and we can let bygones be bygones.
I see posting : Davisian : 12/19/06 12:38 PM
But I don't see piping down?
Randy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 12:41 PM
fuck your life...
Gene, leave it up to you to read FRAME as PACKAGE.
Isn't that what this thread was really about in the first place : gidiefor : 12/19/06 12:42 PM
clydez was framed!
Clydez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 12:43 PM
has no package? NO WONDER!
chop : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:04 PM
You appeared to be having more fun than both of us, so that's what matters! Now, you and Randy knock it off already.
Davisian... : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 1:05 PM
Don't be talking bad about Papa26... you'll be sorry. :o)
Question ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:07 PM
... wouldn't you then be "vinegar-ing" the coffee maker?
Papa26 : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:13 PM
is good peoples. Plus, I am currently in his favor as I have complimented him on his hands and fed him a beer.
Joey, i have a great time in just about whatever I do. Even with glass in my foot and JonC talking to me about his Awesome Hour Upper Body home workout all the time. Or is that Jon Basedow? Potato, Potahto.
vinegar-ing : Kyle in PA : 12/19/06 1:16 PM
LOL! you guys are hysterical!
Papa 26 : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:18 PM
Looks strong enough to pull the ears off a Gondar
Joey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:18 PM
did you shake his club?
snatch what are you like 12... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:19 PM
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.
Keep trying buddy...try mentioning poo that usually kills...oh wait you did. Sorry keep trying though.
Uh ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:20 PM
"vinegar-ing" ... that was a serious question. I mean, how can you "lime" the coffee pot by putting vinegar in it. Ya know?
How do you : Beez : 12/19/06 1:21 PM
compliment a man on his hands and make it not gay? Seriously.
Beez : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:21 PM
you got sumptin against the Brits now?
gidie, nope. : Beez : 12/19/06 1:27 PM
I love me some Tetley tea, a good Sunday roast, big clocks (L ... CLOCKS!), Led Zeppelin, Rachel Weisz and Keira Knightley, not necessarily in that order.
well they don;t like the term limey : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:29 PM
Which, fortunately, : Beez : 12/19/06 1:31 PM
I didn't use. :)
Larry : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 1:33 PM
likes everything Limey.
However ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:34 PM
photos of Ms. Weisz and Ms. Knightley seem appropriate here.
Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on fucking yourself.
gidie : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I did, it was like shaking hands w/a catcher's mitt
Wow. : Beez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
clydez got past the filter. NICE!
Chop, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:38 PM
I'm waiting...
Interesting that someone is trying to : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:41 PM
frame me as being clydez. That, or he is a terrible reader.
Amtoft, you're an idiot.
Beez, you start by shaking the guy's hand, begin wincing a bit and you say "Gyot dayum that's a helluva grip!"
okay.. I'm going to go out on a limb here : hyadoin : 12/19/06 1:42 PM
and say clydez is someone else from a while back, who is a born again BBIer (formerly banned) who came back to stir up some shi.. He got past the filter.. I just learned how to do that last week. Believe it or not.. it was Chopper that told me how.
chopper told : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
me he don;t need no stinkin filter
So, after you say all that ... : Beez : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
do you mutter, "sailor?"
frame you my a$$... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:43 PM
you just got busted. Holy sh!t to get out of being a pu$$y from backing down from Ben like a bitch...you make this 6'5 250 guy that wants no piece of you... BAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Dad doesn't know his own strength : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 1:45 PM
and has nearly broken a lot of hands just saying hi. He's a big guy for sure, especially if you screw with his daughter. :o) But he has a heart of gold and would give anyone the shirt off his back.
You should see when he "high fives" my 3.5 year old. Poor kid's hand turns bright red and he looks at my dad and says "what the heck Papa?"
NOW : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:46 PM
we're getting somewhere. I need more proof though and I'm way too lazy to investigate.
Backing down from Ben? : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:46 PM
Who, what? huh?
come on this has snatch written all over it... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:48 PM
Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on f#cking yourself. wait let me fix it for you
Amtoft, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on f#cking yourself.
Woah! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:51 PM
CAUGHT!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joey : cjac : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
go rent the pre season on DVD then come back to this thread
BWAHAHA, : Andy in Halifax : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
chopperhatch is busted. How pathetic do you have to be to create an internet adversary to make yourself look cool?
How is taht caught? : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 1:53 PM
eye em lozt agin?
I diidn't post any of those things... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:54 PM
Now I know you're not worth my ire. If you were in the know with the Ben situation at all, you wouldn't have brought that up. Enjoy life Amtoft.
BB26, your Dad is seemingly very very nice. You're lucky.
Randy, likely story.
huh? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 1:55 PM
WOW! : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 1:55 PM
Didn't see that coming.
BEST
THREAD
EVER!!!
Andy, i didn't post either of those things. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:55 PM
Shep.... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:56 PM
I am NOT clydez...
Joey, to your original question, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:56 PM
apparently pre-camp, choopercabra was PO'd at Ben and was talking smack. They were planning on meeting at camp but when the opportunity arose, chooperduper wore his sunglasses at another table, avoiding Ben. To make it worse Snatch went after Ben again verbally AFTER camp, just to confirm his level of douchebaggery.
Hmmm look chopp...i mean clydez... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:57 PM
could break the filter all thread.
beez you are a : clydez : 12/18/06 4:36 PM
f***n s*** talking wiseass a$$hole. show me where somebody said where in lot 18 prick.
Now all the sudden when chopper went to reply to me. Clydez broke the filter. Hmmmm...You are freakin moron!! You picked a fight with yourself?? BAHAHAHAHA
... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 1:58 PM
ckydezhatch?
If I picked a fight with myself... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 1:59 PM
I'd at least of had one of me get my ass kicked royally.
Does anybody else : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 1:59 PM
understand this? At all? I'm more baffled than anything else. Amtoft, I'm at work dipshit, if I kept logging in under diff't profiles, Eric would see my IP. But you're too friggin dumb to consider that aren't you?
Innnnnteresting. : Beez : 12/19/06 2:00 PM
Hard to believe it's chopper as clydez ... but still, verrry interesting about the "broken" filter. Hmmmm ...
Let's see. Who else doesn't use the said filtration system. Could it be ... DAVE?
FMiC ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:00 PM
huh?
That post was from 1:35 that Amtoft said i : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
posted, look up at 1:35. NOT chopperhatch
Wow. : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
That was... unexpected. Yet, expected.
No it is classic... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
he knows he is a pu$$y, so he makes it so a 6'5 clydez (isn't that Ben's height, the man you already pu$$ed out from) that is to scared to come meet the super tough choppersnatch. Classic desperation of wanting to be loved. This is great
Hmmm ... I'm at work ... where : Beez : 12/19/06 2:01 PM
they let me drink beer in my office ... and where MAYBE I could access a co-worker's computer to sign on momentarily, then back to being me ... Hmmmmm ... Innnnteresting.
Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
is right.. there are plenty of people who can get past the filter. It's Not that hard.
Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
is right.. there are plenty of people who can get past the filter. It's Not that hard.
Beez... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
if i went through the trouble of creating an alternate handle and got into a fake argument - somebody was going to get an ass kicking out of it. Makes the story that much better.
Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
you really this stupid?
How much : Beez : 12/19/06 2:02 PM
does Ben weigh?
This is UNBEE LIEVABLE! : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
I dunno, chop ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
I'm pretty stupid ... er ...
Im sticking with : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:03 PM
my gut here. I believe clydez is a dupe from the DC area. Is there any chance that this DC area poster would miss out on this thread? I think not!
Let me rephrase that ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:04 PM
"How much does a Benweigh?"
If chopper is not clydez, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:04 PM
than I gotta give clydez props for being a lot smarter than he originally let on.
That's either a near perfect framing, or a near perfect fu¢k-up.
No interaction between Amtoft and clydez whatsoever up until...
snatch what are you like 12... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 1:19 PM
No Davisian, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:58 AM
Amtoft usually gets it in the butt.
Keep trying buddy...try mentioning poo that usually kills...oh wait you did. Sorry keep trying though.
Amtoft, : clydez : 12/19/06 1:35 PM
I'll keep trying. You keep working on fucking yourself.
chop : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
I think the insinuation is that clydez cannot manipulate the filter, but all of the sudden he could after all the $ and @ he was using. You are adept at cursing around the filter, so I th ink the assumption is that its you. I think clydez could figure it out the same way everyone else has. I thnk it's too much hassle to do myself, so I use the ever clever - between letters. I am so f-cking lazy
Why I oughta......... : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
sure Berry, but clydez couldn't... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:05 PM
until he responds to me. Weird that it was a response that chopper would say and he was the only one I was talking to. Oh chopper you can post from the same PC with different IP addresses, but of course you already know this, right?
I'm with gene here ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:06 PM
or at least still leaning that way. In any event, it quells the boredom.
Hehehehe, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:06 PM
maybe someone is trying to frame ole choppy here, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.
shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
You truly have surprised me. You fell for that that easily. And to think you lecture other people about being dumb. Fuck you dude.
Amtoft... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
breaking the curse filter is not, by any means proof of identity. It's certainly plausible, and many agree beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it is not chopper and indeed a dupe.
So ... who else makes merciless fun : Beez : 12/19/06 2:07 PM
of chopper ... who hasn't really been a presence here? Well, there's ... yeah, there's him. And then his friend, that guy. There's those two.
Ut-oh ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:08 PM
now shep-chop is on again.
Merry Christmas everyone! The thread that gives and gives ...
chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:08 PM
Right back at you candy-pants.
yeah Shep... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
I think I might agree. Rather than it be a clear f-ck up by snatch, clydez is smart enought to quickly think of framing snatch to make him look worse than he already does, breaking a filter even though he hasn't yet, and responding just like snatch would, so that everyone would see...oh wait no to complicated...he f-cked up.
someone collect the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
evidence and then TMAC and I will issue a ruling. Maybe someone can go through this thread and see if hatch and clydez ever posted within the same minute. Not conclusive, but a start.
This is... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:09 PM
baffling. I'm going to sit next to GMAN and have some Twizzlers.
Beez, I just use dthe word quel in an email. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:10 PM
Are you me?
And with : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
"clydez"'s usage of $$$ and @@@ and whatnot, that doesn't mean sh!t. It doesn't mean he couldn't get past the filter. I censor myself and I know how to get past it. Therefore, objection over-ruled. Find a better line of questioning.
I don't know why the curse filter thing matters to anyone. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
It was the answering of Amtoft's post that made it look like clydez might be chopper.
Brainfart or stroke of genius, no one knows but chopper and/or whoever clydez really is.
Amtoft, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:11 PM
You are missing the part where I don't believe clydez was ever real, doesn't make it automatically chopper.
I'm clydez! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
FIGHT ME!!!
Based on Amtoft's 2:09 post ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
leaning more and more heavily toward gene's premise.
Smiegel / Gollum : cjac : 12/19/06 2:12 PM
=
Chopper / Clydex
tricksy hobbitses
Oh no, : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:13 PM
the cavalry is failing.
cjac- : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:13 PM
tricksy, FAT hobbitses.
Randy, I got your e-mail. : Beez : 12/19/06 2:14 PM
I stole it from that. Do you actually know to whom you're sending e-mail? I'm not actually "Beez." bwwwwaaaaahahahahaha ... ***lightningstrikingfollowedbythunder*****
I'm sorry beez, but if he buys this , : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:14 PM
then that says a lot about what kinda person he is.
Berry, but why stop being lazy now... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:15 PM
and break through the filter at that point. Why so he could frame snatch? Come on does anyone really believe that?
tricksy : cjac : 12/19/06 2:15 PM
fat chopperses....
posts : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
in the same minute:
if you f@ggots : clydez : 12/14/06 1:43 PM want to mouth off to me that's fine. none of you will step to me in person so it really doesn't matter. but it is classless some of the things you are saying about mygirlfriend. if you want to come by and see the woman you are all talking s*** about, fine. i'll introduce you right before i rip your jugular out of your pewny necks.
sporting nuts.... : chopperhatch : 12/14/06 1:43 PM Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
I really don't think much of any of this : Beez : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
actually says a whole lot about any of us ... but hey, what the hell do I know?
If someone did frame chopperhatch, : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:16 PM
my hat is off to him/her. That's an outstanding build-up. The patience to execute that maneuver is nothing short of magnificent.
Well-played. Well-played, indeed.
chop, you're screwed, buddy. Maybe Eric can look at the IP's for those posts, but IP-anonymizers are easy enough for even you to use. You've got no plausible-deniability whatsoever.
Berry what does that prove... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
nothing really
Amtoft... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
and besides, the rest of the 'cool' guys have shown up, further eluding to this not being chopper.
Berry ... maybe : Beez : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
chopper has an intern, and in the office the intern has a laptop, and when the intern went to lunch ... well, you get where this is going.
Berry what does that prove... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
nothing really at all
Whatever, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
you guys have fun with this. Lots of peoples' level of intelligence has been revealed here. Not to mention their gullibility
Are these in the same minute? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:17 PM
Posts in the same minute? : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
I know the supercomputer that runs BBI takes a dirt nap 3-4x a day, but posting twice in a sixy-second timeframe isn't hard, at all.
Define ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
"cool" guys.
did I succeed? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:18 PM
Yet once again, you prove that you are unable to properly read through one of my posts.
If you had taken the time to actually read what I had posted and not what preconceived notion you had in that noggin of your's what I meant, you'd see that I didn't actually accuse you.
Don't worry, I don't expect you to re-read my posts.
Much easier top imagine what someone means and then fly off the handle.
see berry I posted : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
twice in the same minute. 60 seconds is a long time.
Okay... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
I'm here, so now the "Cool Guys" comment holds water.
no way do i believe : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
chopper is clydez -- chopper is youthfully exhuberant -- clydez is transparently crazily stupid one minute then malicious and calculating the next -- those personalities don't mesh well --
I for one have spent time with chopper and he's a fun lovin guy -- allbeit a bit nutty -- don't buy it -- Amtoft and Randy - you both would like him -- I pretty much guarantee it
Nope. It's not at all ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
in fact, I can type and type and make a long-winded post, the kind that rankles the likes of those in Georgia, and then hit the clicker ...
I failed that time : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
How about this time? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
And : Beez : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
post again immediately. Same minute?
Oh, and Gene-o.... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:19 PM
I'm gunnin' for 1500, bra'.
Hell, me and the guy : Beez : 12/19/06 2:20 PM
in Georgia with multiple posts at 2:19.
Screw you, Britt ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:20 PM
1,500 is mine. You guys are slow.
It's funny that: : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:21 PM
Amtoft chimed in when Dave in DC(Lastings Milledge) got on me about the Ben thing
That Danger Moose, Lastings and a lot of the other recent chimers tailgate together.
Again, this doesn't really bother me except for the fact that Beez and shep are really this fucking dumb to consider this.
True... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:21 PM
it's not that hard, and DM has a point. However... too many variables... it just doesn't matter.
Where'd the Superfecta thread go? : Peter in Atlanta : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I've already got my sniper software... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
Programmed to post "FIRE COUGHLIN" a split second after 1499, so unless you are faster than my computer, it's a lock. Although your prowess at posting two times in under a minute is somewhat impressive.
gidie, chopper tones it down when he's in person apparently, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
but the crap he posts here at times is inexcusable and pitiful. No, I wouldn't like him.
I only asked the " post in : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
the same minute" question to see who would come to chop's defense(and because I'm computer stupid). Berrylish2, I think you should allow the accused to handle his own defense.
but as you can see : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I'm just as fast
shep ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
Is he talkin' to us?
gidiefor... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:22 PM
I wouldn't count on it. There are more than a few people who have hung out with the guy and it looks like it only made him be a bigger jacknut in their eyes.
That's rare on BBI. Once I meet somebody here, I usually can't seriously rip them, because the ones I've met are undeserving of such scorn.
Maybe I just meet the high-quality people.
This is fascinating : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
Theater.
I chimed in : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
because you like a bitch you started calling Ben names behind your computer, when Ben wasn't even on the thread. It came out that you hid from him when you had a chance to put those words to use.
: Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
Curious ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:23 PM
which people who have met chopper (other than schnitzie) still don't like him, at least a little bit? (Not a oaded question, but a literal one.)
1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...
FMiC : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
You havent met the caviar of BBI, me. I smell just like fish eggs.
1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...
1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...
bob... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
doesn't matter to me.
: Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...
1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:24 PM
...
I'll bring... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
djm with me when we meet. He loves eggs.
1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
...
Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
you lost to Curtis.
I met him this weekend : JOrthman : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
seemed like a good guy to me.
1,500 will be mine ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Is it mine now?
1500 was mine =) : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
So.. wait, this is about tailgate-envy? : Danger Moose : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
I'm confused. I'm even more confused that someone would think I'd take sides with DaveDC/Lastings.
I just clicked this thread because I couldn't believe it was still going...
GOD& ^*& %^$(& ^%(!!!!! : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Oh, crap ... am I Clydez?
Effin' : Beez : 12/19/06 2:25 PM
Curt!
Once again shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
you seem to think that I am flying off the handle. Defending myself? Maybe a bit. Flying off the handle? Not at all. You're an asshole dude. Now go ahead and tell me I'm stupid, or that I take things too seriously. You're a fucking loser who's clinging to dreams of being a rockstar, but you're pushing pencils and trying to sound like you are deeper than anybody else on here. Again, I'm saying this with a perfectly calm demeanor and not flipping out. You're a 40 year old wannabe who's got nothing to show for it but a hair band do and a smart-ass sense of humor.
Well ... at least : Beez : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
Britt and gene were shut out.
Well, : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
1500 may be yours, but when 1600 comes around, I'll be there.
If it makes it to 1700, you'll see me.
1800, I live for it.
2000-0-0 party over, it's out of time.
JO... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:26 PM
did he say hi I am clydez or snatch?
shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:27 PM
I like you man, you make me laugh.
Randy - : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
chopper doesn't tone down -- he's a chatterbox in person -- you can't make him up -- believe me -- well I like him lots -- so there --
Fatman -- you always seem discerning - in a demanding way - so its possible he wouldn't fly through your filter due to his numerous inconsistencies -- but probably I wouldn't make it through either -- because I'm far from perfect in any sense of the word -- however, like chopper I am fun lovin
Dreams of being a rockstar? : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
That's too funny, I haven't even played in a working band in years, once again, you show that you simply don't pay attention.
You are a treat to watch on BBI though, I'll give you that.
You all : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
need to get a life.
Chopper... low blow to Shep, not cool at all.
Beez... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
shep met snatch and it appears they don't like each other. Funny how clydez hasn't posted again since snatched f-cked up.
Choppez : cjac : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
don't listen to these guys. i think what you did was brilliant. you should be happy you got caught, it shows how intelligent you are. I never thought you'd be smart enough to pull something like this off. Kudos
And there's chop's true colors... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
Hitting people (or attempting to) below the belt from behind his computer. While people are patting you on the back and telling you that you aren't such a bad guy, I'd love to bitch slap you.
C'mon man... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:28 PM
this is getting out of hand.
I like chopper, he was a cool dude in person, and we had a lot of fun at camp.
Chop, take it easy on shep, and vice versa, shep.
Hahahaha, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:29 PM
Apparently, I'm also 40 and pushing pencils.
Mo-ron.
Funny : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
that Randy chooses "B!tch slap" rather than a manly "I'd love to knock you on your asz" geigh?
this is why so many people : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
don't like snatch. He is an a$$hole.
Does this mean : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
that one of the fat white guys in the fake fat white guy fight was a fake fat white guy?
Guys, I couldn't care less what he posts about me. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:30 PM
Really, thanks but It's not going to bother me in the least.
chopper:I agree with cjac. : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
You should take a bow for such a great hoax. Just delete this mess and like everything else, after 72 hrs, no one will care.
Amtoft ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
I had the impression that when they met at camp, they got along fine and had fun. Then there was an e-mail (not sure) ... some things were said - yadda yadda yadda ... 40 with a hair band.
HEY : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
I haven't been in any fights.
Sam, that's because you are : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
(relatively) sane.
Danger, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:31 PM
Lol, yeah, that's what it is...
1533! : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
I rule!
bob ... lol ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
72 hours? lol ...
You stole that.. : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:32 PM
you son of a bitch. I'll fix you.
yah : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
lol
Bah?
Beez... : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
as soon as you ask the question, you get the answer.
Now ask if we will win this weekend:)
soooooo : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:33 PM
what's the score?
I still think it's funny : Beez : 12/19/06 2:34 PM
that chop thinks I believe/disbelieve any of thios thread, or that I've invested anything in it ... other than the sport of just keepin' it rollin' along.
I was coveting 1533... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 2:34 PM
and I would've had it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling California hippies.
in 48 hours no one will care : cjac : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
I however, will admire you forever for what you've pulled off here. Bravo sir.
As someone with no dog in this fight... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
"clydez" coming out of nowhere to respond to a post directed to chopperhatch is pretty strong circumstantial evidence.
I'd cop to setting this up as a gag and getting busted, or you're going to have 100 posts a day with people calling you clydez.
derp? : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
1567 is on my radar!
For the record I am : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
reevaluating the value of fake fat white guy fights in light of the disgraceful performance at the Garden the other other night. Those brothers should be ashamed of themselves.
I still think its funny : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:35 PM
that chop thinks I believe/disbelieve any of thios thread, or that I've invested anything in it ... other than the sport of just keepin' it rollin' along.
Oops! : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:36 PM
Really, this needs to be posted as part of a : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:36 PM
day-night doubleheader.
Game 1: chopper 1-rest of BBI until Amtoft pulled his(chopper's)pants down 0
Game 2: shep 1-chopper 0.
hahahahahah : cjac : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
why would anyone pretend to be Beez.
shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
How many pencils can you push at once? Like 100?
Well... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
I guess the secret's out...
Shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:37 PM
who said anything about being in a band? And I don't read well...
Britt and whoever else thinks that was a "low-blow", please tell me why I shouldn't take my shots? This guy will change direction more than the goal post flags at Giants Stadium so long as he can laugh at someone.
clyde's sudden silence : Bill Barilko : 12/19/06 2:38 PM
speaks volumes.
hahahahahah : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:38 PM
why would anyone pretend to be Beez.
They're all : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:39 PM
coming out of the woodwork today!
Berry : cjac : 12/19/06 2:39 PM
If i were you for a day, i'd never get out of the shower...
cjac ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:40 PM
it's the 40 time that draws them in.
Genetics deprived me of band hair : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:40 PM
but provided me good abs; the shoes are store bought. Very well.
clydezhatch, dude are you retarded?? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
"Once again shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:26 PM you seem to think that I am flying off the handle. Defending myself? Maybe a bit. Flying off the handle? Not at all. You're an asshole dude. Now go ahead and tell me I'm stupid, or that I take things too seriously. You're a fucking loser who's clinging to dreams of being a rockstar, but you're pushing pencils and trying to sound like you are deeper than anybody else on here. Again, I'm saying this with a perfectly calm demeanor and not flipping out. You're a 40 year old wannabe who's got nothing to show for it but a hair band do and a smart-ass sense of humor. "
This thread is going to make my week fly by. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I'm so glad I started it.
chop, ya know ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I didn't think shep was really on your case ... not for real, anyhow.
. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
;)
I mean clydez. : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
I'm so glad clydez started it.
I guess I'm just a lousy wannabe rock star, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:41 PM
having given up the whole band thing for the married life and all.
At least I still have my pencils?
Randy he probably thought : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:42 PM
he typed that as clydez and was shocked that Shep was so mad.
I know : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:42 PM
what I'm getting shep for Boxing Day!
chop: do what JB suggested. : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
Time to cop a plea. Fess up, do the time in the hole and come out with a new life. Like that guy who peddled all those junk bonds.
sorry Shep... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
you aren't mad at all. My bad
Berry, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
Curlers or pencil sharpeners, can't go wrong either way there.
Electric : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:43 PM
sharpener or crank?
bob never going to happen... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
he is going to hope like OJ that he can get off.
I was gonna : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
get you a Pencil Cup... ya know for protection from, well, you-know-who.
The Hell? : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
Step out for some shopping and come back to this?
* I don't think chopper is clydez, and I'm pretty sure Eric can prove it.
* I don't understand why chop got all pissy with shep for laughing at the mess of it all. It was pretty effin' funny.
* I. love. this. thread.
how about a guitar : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:44 PM
pencil sharpener?
wait : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:45 PM
now chopsey is Karl Ichan........ wa happened?
Mike : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:45 PM
Millken. Plus he dropped the touper. Win-win.
chopper -- : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:46 PM
see what happens when you make jlukes throw up : )
I'm actually glad this happened gidie... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:47 PM
now I know how to look at some people when i see them at camp or whatever.
Yeh, behind these. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
There's that.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
But now I'm just hoping I can get some free pencils at camp..
Amtoft..... : cj : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
wait for the book, "If I was Clydez this is how I'd do it".....
Davisian you can : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:49 PM
mask IP addresses pretty easy. So you are with the theory that some random dude clydez shows up, can't break the filter, picks a fight with snatch of all people, says he is 6'5 the same height of Ben who snatch already ran from, threatens to beat him, never shows up, making snatch feel all powerful and that people love him, then out of nowhere replies like he was snatch perfectly, including breaking the filter, to frame him and make him look bad, in the matter of minutes of thinking, uncluding coming up with the classic snatch response to get revenge for????
No you are right. It could happen.
I just look, : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:50 PM
for me it's reflexive. Don't even think about it.
OWNED by : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 2:50 PM
the berry!!
cjac, fess up : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 2:51 PM
You dressed up like Beez for Halloween, didn't ya?
Amtoft, : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
really? Do tell... Not that I would ever do anything like that...
I just want to know...you know, for a friend of mine.
cool cj... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
hopefully the book can help pay to find the real clydez.
I seem to remember that cjac : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
was Beez for Halloween on some thread
I vow that I will not read this thread again, : Beez : 12/19/06 2:52 PM
having lived through it to this point ... but Amtoft, I don't think clydez actually picked a fight with chopper ... I think chopper came by much later, after all the other skirmishes had waxed and waned. Then again, he did take it particularly easy on me, which the guy gene suspects most certainly wouldn't have done ... unless, of course, that was just reverse psychology ... in which case ... BRILLIANT! (I need pencils, too. Is there a list forming?)
I SURE DID! : cjac : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
I dressed up like a sexy bizatch : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
on Halloween. And I didn't even know it was Halloween.
Yeah Amtoft... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:53 PM
or it could be that someone sent out a heads up via email to all their little cohorts and executed their little plan. Believe me I know what's going on.
Ooooo ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
ouch.
Okay, Amtoft made the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
case for the prosecution. Davisian-would you care to address the court before TMAC and I render judgment?
Paranoia : Bill Barilko : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
is creeping in.......
uh oh : cjac : 12/19/06 2:54 PM
you read the thread again...... LIAR!
So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 2:55 PM
TMAC = GiantFilthy now? The confusion sets in ...
Amtoft : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:55 PM
I think you're stretching the timeline and circumstances a bit to suit your theory, but I expect that from you from your political thread legacy..
I'm still just wondering why he went after shep.
This is gayer : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:56 PM
than a Knick fight. Tie would clear the place out on one good shift.
Oh am I getting confused now : gidiefor : 12/19/06 2:56 PM
chopper is clydez, cjac is Beez, and TMAC is Filthy is clydez
I concur with : bob in tx : 12/19/06 2:57 PM
TMAC's judgement. Case closed.
bob : Davisian : 12/19/06 2:57 PM
If it please the court, I'd just say that this little ruse would have been far too involved and required far too much panache that a reactionary poster like chop simply lacks. This is simply not his hammer throwing style.
gidie : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 2:58 PM
congrats on 1600! Britt is pissed.
I am not filthy; : TMAC : 12/19/06 2:58 PM
while certainly impure in my thoughts, I am fastidious regarding personal hygeine.
Davis, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:59 PM
I don't think what he posted was completely benign. The fact that he had ANY doubt that I didn't do this is reason enough for me to tell him and Beez to fuck themselves. Again, I don't think I lose on the move.
what political thread legacy??... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
Also the timeline is perfect. I didn't jump around did I? How can you not see his mess up. Shep timelined it perfect earlier check that post out. It is either a perfect frame job or he was clydez the whole time.
. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
::::Sigh:::
popcorn is running low
hehe ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
...
Amtoft : RinR : 12/19/06 3:00 PM
Good work. For your next assignment we need you to take down Dr. Evils empire. Vanessa Kensington will be your partner on this dangerous mission.
3:00 : Beez : 12/19/06 3:01 PM
I am not Berry. Confirmed.
Obviously : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:01 PM
even Amtoft read shep's posts like I did. So there you go.
Alex, can I get what a lunatic would post for $1,000? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
Davis, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 2:59 PM I don't think what he posted was completely benign. The fact that he had ANY doubt that I didn't do this is reason enough for me to tell him and Beez to fuck themselves. Again, I don't think I lose on the move.
Phew! : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
dodged that one, huh!
So ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
I need to go EFF myself? Because shep likes pencils? Come on, man.
what??? WTF?! : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
I'm Beez!
What got me is that clydez had no reason to respond to Amtoft : Andy in Halifax : 12/19/06 3:02 PM
yet his response was a perfrct reply to what Amtoft had said to chopperhatch. I didn't think the filter was proof at all.
psssst : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
Randy... the "& s h y" doesn't work anymore.
Curtis ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
It's still open. I'm merely not Berry, which is somewhat disappointing, with the shower thing and all. You could still be me.
I'm not really caring about who wins or loses.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
But for you to get all pissy with shep, a guy who would laugh at anyone here, including myself, had the same scenario happened, due to his coal black heart, just seemed like misdirected.
That was a lot of frikkin' commas..
Order in the Court!!! : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:03 PM
Judgment has been rendered! Bailiff, get these homos out of my courtroom and on their way.
sidebar with counsel.... : bob in tx : 12/19/06 3:04 PM
Mr. Davisian, instruct your client that the court will be investigating his recent charge that Randy is also Melvin S. The accusation of a dupe, on top of this great hoax, is highly suspect, as though intended to throw the authorities off the trail. Now, step down...
Andy, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:04 PM
Amtoft and Dave in DC were on the same thread a while back giving me shit for the whole Ben thing...which is long over.
Yes : cjac : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
i've been pretending to be Beez all these years to prove that at 38 yrs old i can still break 5.0 in the 40.
berry, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
It fucking doesn't?
I think : Beez : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
it's working.
We all know : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:05 PM
it's not Randy who poses as Melvin.
Am I the only one who sees my post : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
where I thought chopper was being framed?
Yeah, I guess I am.
no : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
it doesn't
bob, thanks! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
I went back to see who he was accusing me of duping but I got bored and gave up.
It did for me. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
Are you serious?
shep : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:06 PM
I saw it....
Thank you your honor bob : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
I have the 3:15 slot at the golf sim, and I was hoping to wrap this bag of crap up 10 minutes ago.
ummmm...chomp, chomp : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
(chewing godiva instead of twizzlers)
Berry is Beez is cjac (trying to keep up) --- cjac is Berry ---- ummmm - noooooooooooo
i saw it Shep : cjac : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
right after that he told you to go Eph yourself.
I meant the whole : Beez : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
cjac is me, sub-5.0 40 time thing ... is working. Not the other thing.
Randy... : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
it doesn't work. It looks fucking stupid.
come on Berry... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
really believe someone is framing him so perfectly??
Can you call him : Beez : 12/19/06 3:07 PM
bob, after your honor?
shep : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:08 PM
Laughing at it, while suggesting he was being framed is grounds for a, umm, a uh. something about pushing hair and penciling rockstars.
shep : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
I need some rubber bands -- screw the pencils
Just sayin : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
I saw what shep was saying.... that he was a bit misinterpreted. Not standing behind what anyone says.
shep, I didn't know you : Beez : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
wanted to be a rock star. Do you wanna talk about that? I mean, we're here for you, if you need.
bob, we get it, you're a lawyer... : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
Dav, then I think he jokes around too damn much. Either way, blood with still flow throw my veins.
Barry/Randy : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:09 PM
The thing doesn't work for those using Firefox..
You suckers just wait... : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:10 PM
when I'm a rock star, I'll be hanging out with the Giants on the sideline and stuff and I won't have time to post here anymore..
Maybe I'll write them a new "Ballin'".
Um, Berry, not Barry.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:10 PM
Barry sings the songs that makes the Beez cry.
Maybe bob : Beez : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
just settled on being a lawyer. Maybe he wants to be a rock star, too. I think lawyer's use pencils. I played racquetball with a lawyer last night and he actually was wearing a Sex Pistols t-shirt. So ... it's possible. I know, circumstantial, but still.
Did you guys know that "Mandy" : Beez : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
was about a beagle? Yeah, crazy, huh?
chomp, chomp : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:11 PM
no Beez is a pycho therapist and is cjac wanting to be shepardsam
If shep was a rockstar : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
We'd finally have the justification for "Spinal Tap II"
I'm sorry if I'm dense about this... : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
Are you saying that when I type in "fuck you, clydezhatch"
you guys see the "& shy" part? Bah?
I give this thread a few days... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 3:12 PM
before long, it will surpass this thread in both views and posts. DANNYboi is on a roll.
Tiki is GAY (new window)
I find it disturbing : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
that these vagabonds are able to perform all of these intersting computer tricks; while I, in spite of my fancy boy education, can barely cut and paste. Luddites in '08.
WTH : JonC : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
is going on around here ??? - Vince Lombardi
Bah? indeed : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:13 PM
Firefoxors see . But I've grown to kinda like fukin method.
Psycho therapist : Beez : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
is different than psychotherapist.
. : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
Fucking Firefox!
Randy, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
IE users don't, Firefox users do.
Jon ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:14 PM
we poured a little Red Bull onto'r ... and here's whatcha got.
Berry? : Beez : 12/19/06 3:15 PM
Are you wearing a leather jacket?
But wait, there's hope.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:15 PM
Add a semi colon.. and VIOLA (tm- um, I forget) both browsers can see that shit.
First Chopin ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
now a viola.
after reading this thread : cjac : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
i'm going to have to schedule an appointment with my analrapist. (part analyst, part therapist)
I tried using asterisks : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:16 PM
but f **** k doesn't work unless you put spaces in there. Apparently, someone thought this was a good idea.
What is with this sudden attempt... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
at a millering smokescreen?
now : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
i see it!
If - then prop. : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
If the hairy, pencil pusher dumps it in the corner, then escape hatch goes for the untimely change, further TMAC scores high, short side, on the backhand (a lock).
Who was it that used "VIOLA"?? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:17 PM
Was it GiTM?
Beez : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:18 PM
I'm wearing a down vest, but it black, so it's still bad-ass.
JB...... : cj : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
because the "attack Shep" diversion didn't work.....
TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
I'd reverse it until you puked..
So, we agree that chop is a dupe AND : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
a douche?
Beez : RinR : 12/19/06 3:19 PM
Was it really? I have a beagle. Now I have to go get the lyrics for that song.
cjac : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
It's spelled "analist". An "analyst" is a stock picker.
....chomp, chomp, : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
I'm still wondering who was the little buddy who told on the guy that told on clydez
NO : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
RANDy, pay attention Fucker
I'm wearing a leather jacket. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
(I had to brush my golden locks to the side to be sure, but there it it.)
Smokescreen?? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:20 PM
If EVER there was a cue for Filthy..
Berry ... with a new toy. WEEEEEEEE!!!!! : Beez : 12/19/06 3:22 PM
And yes ... Mandy was a dog!
Well you came and you gave without takin' ... but I sent you away ...
I never : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:22 PM
chase. It's beneath me.
easy there, chopz. You're getting : bob in tx : 12/19/06 3:24 PM
worked over yet holding up quite well, except for dumping on shep. Should have admitted to the hoax and moved on.
TMAC roofing a backhander? : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:24 PM
I want to see the video..
Mandy. : Beez : 12/19/06 3:25 PM
Dog.
Link (new window)
Wow, I take a wild guess about Beez's Barry love : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:26 PM
And it was right on the geigh money.
Hey : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:26 PM
if you were a more diligent student, you too could pop water bottles. But you withdrew from Wristers 101. Shameful.
You rang? : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 3:27 PM
Mandy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:28 PM
is a dog?
TMAC : cjac : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
I'm Analiterite
Davis, don't tell me : Beez : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
you never had a Barry 8-track.
Oh I can pop with the back hander : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
For some odd reason.. Lost a heartbreaker last night though.
Friggin team finally solved our 5-0 forecheck. We pinch more than tailhook..
... you're : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
iliterate?
Mandy ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:29 PM
was his beagle. Right here, peeps. I got the goods.
Davisian : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:31 PM
with TMI.
For the record, re my meeting with Chopper at the Cowboys game tailgate : schnitzie : 12/19/06 3:31 PM
Consisted of exactly the following:
"Hi, I'm Schnitzie." :::shakes hands:::
Then I sat down to talk with my friend, Dave in MD. So in all fairness, I must clarify that any contempt I may have for Chopper, is based entirely on the moronic horseschit he spews on this site.
Now I have to go back and see what he did now, to make this godforesaken thread carry on for yet another day...
O Radny, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:32 PM
u cayme and u gayve chawpurr teh angreeeeee
then he sed u wus geigh.
O Radny,
u kissd yeti and stopt alieenz frum blowen uz upp,
and i nead u!
bob, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:32 PM
this is all childish. But his apparent piling on pissed me off. Regardless if I misunderstood the guy, I think he jokes around to goddamn much so he can ALWAYS hide under that umbrella. Just letting him know how I fe-lt about it. Plus I can free up the 5 hours a night I waste just sitting by the phone waiting for his call.
I am new here : vince in SC : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
and have no vested interest in any of the parties involved but the bottom line is the guy was having some fun and screwed up and posted under the wrong handle. Its pretty sad to be honest.
... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
I swear, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
I'll call you tonight, promise.
Choppez : cjac : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
calling someone childish....
this is the best thread ever
still going : gidiefor : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
chomp chomp
Oh vince ... come on ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:34 PM
you know you wanna party hearty marty!
O randy : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
wel U came and U (HHHEEEEEEEE "came") gayv
bud i sent U sum che o randy
berry? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
aren't YOU the one who started all the Melvin S = Randy crap? I can't even keep up anymore...
new? : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:35 PM
BAH!
no : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
actually I didn't.
Hey Davis ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
you play racquetball?
Okay, if you can pop the back hand then : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:36 PM
I think I can cure the wrister. I am willing to bet that your top hand is too close to your body and that your blade is perpendicular to the ice (related flaws - cause and effect). Make sure that your top hand (left if you shoot right) leads the shot. In other words, when you shoot your top hand needs to be (significantly) closer to the target than your bottom hand. Also keep the lower hand loose. To practice, when you skatearound before your next game try dropping on your back knee when you shoot, it will force your low hand down on the stick and ensure that your top hand is away from your body and pressed at the target.
If that doesn't work, you suck.
Except that I posted facts : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:37 PM
bitchzie...you post exclammations and nonsense
new Bah? : vince in SC : 12/19/06 3:37 PM
I registered here last month.
So, chop and schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:38 PM
you guys never even spoke, to get to know each other even a little? Hm. That's ... a shame.
Beez/TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:39 PM
Beez- not in a while. But bring it on!
TMAC, its both. Very good diagnosis, but I mist subtract points because I believe I mentioned my top hand issue before (yes, I shoot right). My wrister isn't horrible though, it just doesn't have the good bite it used to.
I'm just getting back into it ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:40 PM
lemme tune up again against the aforementioned pencil-pushing Pistol-wearing lawyer this week ... then you're on. (You're the type of player you friggin' gets to everything, huh? Hate you people.)
The pressing of the top hand : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:40 PM
creates torque on the stick and the correct blade angle. When you do it right you should feel like you are throwing the puck with a lacrosse stick.
TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:41 PM
Since you're on a roll, should we stop pinching, or keep the game that's brought us so much success (meaning, we've yet to not have beers after)??
It's a three man rotation, me and my 2 cousins. They can shoot lasers, so I just skate around fast and look pretty..
chopperhatch... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 3:41 PM
evidently has more friends than his detractors give him credit for, as evidenced by the "let's pollute the thread with as much lame, inane, drivel as possible so that his enemies will give up and go away" tactics that are being pretty effectively employed.
I honestly : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
didn't recall that you mentioned it so givce me my freaking points back. That must be where you are losing the snap, if your tossing the backhand you are definitely getting the weight shift right.
bob : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
just wondering can we get an scoring update?..
TMAC : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:43 PM
Not sure what you mean by "pressing" the top hand?
Davisian, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:44 PM
Use an iron.
Fire : TMAC : 12/19/06 3:44 PM
engine hockey. You didn't drive to the rink at 11 at night to trap them in the neutral zone.
OH, thanks! : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
permapressors
Greasers - 0 : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
Soc's -22
For the record (is there a record?) ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:45 PM
I've never met chopper, and he's threatened to hit me numerous occasions and kill my children ... still, if I met him, I'm betting he's not a lunatic ... although some lunatics are nice.
Beez : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:47 PM
Case in point, I'm very nice
Berry ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:47 PM
chill out. Don't make a mistake that could ruin the rest of your life!!
Beez : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:48 PM
I'm not even sure I know the rules of raquetball, but I'm game!
whyyyyyyy ohhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:48 PM
does Beez post a Butt-shot?
You hit theball ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:49 PM
you run around ... the rest is variable. When you're as fat as me, any movement is a plus.
Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
that's not true. Numerous occasions? You guys don't know when to stop.
JB, they do this anyways on any thread, so i wouldn't point a finger at them for defending me.
Fast ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
FAST as me ... meant fast. Really.
Sounds good. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:50 PM
the speedo is standard issue uniform, right?
Beez, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:51 PM
No offense but the sport sounds a lot more interesting when Filthy describes it.
chop ... how many would you call numerous? : Beez : 12/19/06 3:52 PM
I'd estimate (no tangible evidence available) you've told me you'd kick my ass (in various phrasiologies) in the 12-15-time range ... and you've said my children will not survive your wrath in the 6-8-time range. I've taken you seriously ... well, you know.
Isn't it time for beer in the office over there? You need to calm down.
Filthy : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
uses olive oil and tarps.
chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
I thought shep was your buddy? I get acknowledging your friend's shortcomings as you perceive them, but why crap on the guy and "Tell it like it is" every step of the way w/ someone who seemed to be your friend? We all have friends w/ foibles that annoy us, but to call them on it on a thread like this and try to humiliate him? That's just a sh-tty thing to do, and there is no defense for it.
Speedo. : Beez : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
Yes. Wear that.
It's all fair game. : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 3:53 PM
.
Berry : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:54 PM
Filthyball RULZ..
Back when Joey was a Redskins fan ... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:54 PM
who among us would have predicted it: nice guy.
... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
(I think chopper's typing real fast right about now ... hehe ... )
What shep said.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
I'm pretty sure we get along so well because we know its all fair game. we're here for laughs and stupidity and busting cho, I mean balls and fully expect to hear it back.
Lol, beez, i'm perfectly calm. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 3:55 PM
I didn't know you meant when i was joking around with you. You know, not everybody takes everything as lightly as you. Everything is a joke...but people like me tend to get serious once and a while and your sarcasm cannot be discerned. Enough with the lighten-up comments. Anybody from here who's met me knows I am all about the jokes. But I can't tell all the time and ppeople play too much.
shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:56 PM
Fair game or not, your friends can get mad at you but to put them down so hatefully in a public forum and claim its "How you feel"? Some things you just shouldn't do. Real friends are few and far between.
Joey, : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 3:57 PM
"We all have friends w/ foibles that annoy us"
You = dead2me
See ... me telling you to "lighten up" : Beez : 12/19/06 3:58 PM
just gets you wrapped again, which is the fun of it for me. :) And some things aren't "light" to me, too ... that said, I think you're a whacko, but a good egg sorta whacko. I really hope I don't have to bloody you up one day. That would be unfortunate.
... : Beez : 12/19/06 3:58 PM
(I know chop too well. Scary.)
chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:59 PM
Bottle your Giants tailgating persona and drink it before you post. You will be loved by the masses. You can still be who you are and measure your words when addressing your buddies. Like when I tell Randy he's a corksmuggling pillow biter, he knows I mean it w/ love.
I get in disagreements with my friends.. : FatMan in Charlotte : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
often. But I can't remember any time that I've acted like a tough guy, threatened beatings (even jokingly), or ragged on their family.
But hey, it's a younger generation - except for that 40-year old loser, shep.
U love corksmuggling pillowbiters? : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
Why must you people throw your lifestyle in our faces all the time?
Careful what you say : Beez : 12/19/06 4:00 PM
about us 40-year-old losers.
: GiantsLaw : 12/19/06 4:01 PM
Joey, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:01 PM
I agree with you. but when I cannot take him seriously at any point of any day and he's constantly calling you things like idiot and making you feel stupid because you can't see through his endless littany of sarcasm and tongue in cheek remarks, you'd get real tired of a guy like that.
And those things about shep didn't annoy me until yhe started calling me an idiot and trying to make me feel stupid. When the fact of the matter is I have to scan through threads quickly in order to get my work done. So while many can sit there and decipher what he means, I am reading it once...quickly to get throught the thread.
HA! : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:02 PM
You people don't bother me (snaps pencil in half), by the time I'm 40, I'll be a famous rock star.
randy : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
I meant Chris, you are perfect. jefkirs suxalot?
Chopper, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
I'll make a concerted effort in the future to not call you an idiot, or a moron, or stupid, or retarded, or challenged, or...
well give me a bit, I'll think up some more things not to call you.
and what's wrong with being 40?? : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:03 PM
hmmmm..
shep : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:05 PM
just call him a bitch..he might like that..
Bag of hammers : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:05 PM
Box of roacks, sammic, sorry, Sandwich short of a pinic, dense, short bus, theisman, ..
I'll think up more, I love to help people.
Beez, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
I'm afraid you don't know me that well at all. Again, you misinterpret someone trying to break down what bothers him about someone else as "getting wrapped". I'm sorry to disappoint.
Joey, I don't want to be loved by the masses on BBI. I never did. I like the site and some of thre people on it. Those I do respect, yes, I value their opinion. I can't respect someone who slams my intelligence level every chance he gets. I honestly let it go the first ten or fifteen times. Joey, you honestly wouldn't get pissed if I was basically calling you an idiot whenever you confronted me on something?
shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
You called me an idiot? What did I do you Winger Wannabe pencil breaker?
Can we get back to working on my wrister? : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
? Maybe the snapper?
Joey, says who??? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:07 PM
Beez : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 3:47 PM Case in point, I'm very nice
thnz : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
jinmy
Shep, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
as long as Im not around when you do it, you can call me anything you want. Just like Randy. Enjoy yourself.
shep's new nickname = Kip : Beez : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
chop ... my "I know chopper" thing was about you typing really fast. That's all. Lighten up!!! bwahahahahaha!
Joey, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:08 PM
I ordered a freaking Lorenzen, you sent me a Hasselbeck.
This thing wouldn't even fit on my dog.
Beez, re your 3:38... : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:09 PM
Yup, that was the extent of it:
"Hi, I'm Schnitzie."
:::turns, sits, talks to Dave:::
chopper ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
Would you mind posting a picture of your cousin again? I swear to God, I'll be respectful. Pinky swear!
shep's : Berrylish2 : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
not 40, just a little FYI.
BB : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:10 PM
You saw me, you saw Mrs. Joey. Dont I have to be nice to have her? I have no money and I'm chubby, so she must like my personality.
schnitzie ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
Such a wasted opportunity for the coming together of two human minds and souls. ***sigh*** Sooo close.
shep : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
SHEP! You said..and I quote.."I want the backup QB's jersey". That was early in camp and Hasselbeck WAS still the backup. I'm sorry about that one. I'll throw in some Aqua Net, a guitar pick and singing lessons if you are willing to forgive me.
Another FYI : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
Shep runs a 4.5
this thread.. : hyadoin : 12/19/06 4:11 PM
without a doubt been the only thing to log on to BBI since the Giants were 6-2.
Wait. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:12 PM
Kip's not 40?
Wait. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:12 PM
Kip's fast?
All that stuff up there? Holy crap! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:13 PM
Amtoft is a freakin' genius.
... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:13 PM
(Half to myself: Isn't there a HYADOIN with all caps, too?)
Joey, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:14 PM
the singing lessons won't help.
Look, let's just forget the whole thing.
I've dyed the jersey Seahawk green anyway, it's all good.
yup... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 4:15 PM
HOWYADOIN (new window)
Very confusing. : Beez : 12/19/06 4:16 PM
.
Well...I guess, not really... : Curtis in MD : 12/19/06 4:16 PM
but its kinda odd that two people could think up something so similar.
Wait.... you went up, said hi... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:19 PM
and were wise enough to stay away from that loser...I am the one doffing my hat to you schnitzie. Your sense of judgement is incredible. By the way I hope you are doing well.
Not really. : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:20 PM
Shep and I both think chop is a dimwit. Independent research, same conclusion.
This thread is going too fast, : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:21 PM
I can't keep up. Why did you jerkfaces wait until my busy week at work to start doing this? Pause 'till Filthy ready?
You heard him people.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:23 PM
::pause::
Actually, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:24 PM
that isn't how it happened. I was throwing the football or coming back from seeing Gibril is the Man in 7B when I came walkijng back to the tailgate. Berry calls me over and points me to this little yellow haired woman and says, "It's schnitzie" and I smile, shake her hand, say Hi and start turning around as she is saying "It's nice to put faces on everybody". But Amtoft, keep talking up people who don't like with me.
While Mr. Jones strikes up : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:25 PM
a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer
She put faces on you, : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:25 PM
that's disgusting.
Amtoft : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:26 PM
You had sex w/ someone's hat? Gross. Did you at least buy it a drink first?
I don't care what you fools have to do, : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:27 PM
when the Filthy comes to camp ('07 baby), we ALL get along. Hear me?! Except for JonC. I'm taking that bastid down.
For the record : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:27 PM
I've met Chopper, DaMoose, cjac, Ben, Beez, Joey in VA, Dave in DC, etc. and NONE of them are the as_ses in real life that they sometimes come off as on the board. (that's meant to be a compliment guys). The only one who really sucks is Reese. :o)
cjac- your Smiegel / Gollum line made me laugh out loud at work : jlukes : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
and it is definitely Dave in Lastings
26 : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
So in other words, they're just internet asses..
bb26 : cjac : 12/19/06 4:29 PM
liar
Yeah ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
but am I fat?
I dont suck : jlukes : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
and you met me!
lukes ... see? : Beez : 12/19/06 4:30 PM
lukes, in league with gene and Beez.
(jlukes = etc.) : Beez : 12/19/06 4:31 PM
.
Ummm...Yeah.....Doffing.... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:31 PM
1. To take off; remove: doff one's clothes.
2. To tip or remove (one's hat) in salutation.
3. To put aside; discard.
4. Amtoft has sex with a hat
Don't knock it until you try it!!
Amtoft : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
my hat's off to you fella
cjac : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
should i have said you suck too? :o)
Twenny : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:33 PM
Just wait 'til you meet me..
gidie... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:34 PM
I charge $20 to use your hat.
Don't wear a speedo : Beez : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
to meet 26.
this thread better not end in a group hug : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
that would be disgustipating
I mean it started off with a bang and ripped necks, blood, beer and body parts strewn all over the parking lot
and I'm running out of chocolate, chomp, chomp
You mean some of them only : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
come off that way sometimes?
Amtoft : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
DOFFING, I thought it was boffing.
I always wear a speedo : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
That's just how I roll
BB26 : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:35 PM
You mean some of them only come off that way sometimes?
"Hi Twenny Six, my name is Davisian." : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:36 PM
"And this here beside me is Filthy."
"Are you looking for a coat, or sweater or something?"
(tell me somebody got that)
I'm going to the game at Fedex : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 4:36 PM
So we can have a group fight there..
Amtoft : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
I didn't say you could off it -- I said off (as in off grounds) to you
I didn't.. : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
;(
JO, stirring up trouble? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
Who in god's name wears a speedo and why? Unless you are an olympic swimmer or diver, you should be shot if caught wearing one of those things.
I gotta sneaking feelin' : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:37 PM
sombody kilt Clyde.
Twenny : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:38 PM
When you've got a bod like mine, you wear a speedo.
Dav speaks the troof! : GiantFilthy : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
TMAC : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
clyde is pretty much irrelevant
Hey! : Reese : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
...
I just wanted to say, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:39 PM
I'm rarely ever serious in the real worlkd either.
You know, where I push pencils and dream of doffing Valerie Bertandernie.
I knew we could pull : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Reese out of hiding. Hi Reese.
Whoa, : shepherdsam : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Dom Deluise is looking pretty good these days!
shep : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Bert & Ernie dreams --- : (
That's an ugly speedo : Davisian : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
Mine have color.
Jesus : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:40 PM
doesn't look happy in that picture. Could be the nails, I suppose, but I think not.
TMAC : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:41 PM
he's cross
Davisian : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:42 PM
You can't say that. I think the term is pigmented underpants
So 26 ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:42 PM
you're sayin' I'm fat!
BB26 : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:43 PM
Based on how this thread has gone, I don't think I'm stirring up any more then was already here.
Amtoft : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:44 PM
You give me too much credit. I really wanted to hang, especially to chat more with Berry, who was standing right there, but we didn't get there with a lot of time before the game, so I just sat and caught up with Dave and then we headed in to the game.
JOrthman : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:44 PM
You did the drive by hello!!! it was nice meeting you too mister fleeting greeting
Well it would of been longer : JOrthman : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
if someone hadn't of shown up at the last minute. I got there at 6:55 am, how long do people expect me to stay...;)
And there's that "Dave" name again ... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
mmhmm ...
Jesus : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:45 PM
is thinking, "What Would Batman Do?".
Hi 26 : Reese : 12/19/06 4:46 PM
Whasupgirlfriend?...
Beez? Huh? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:46 PM
.
Holy crap, every time I scroll to the bottom of this thread : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
...it turns into something else.
schnitzie ditched us all for that guy : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
I got one lousy peck and a smile then poof
... : Beez : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
... nuthin'.
JOrthman was there all day : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 4:47 PM
running into catch my passes into the wind.
If I : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
am Him, I'm pulling out one last miracle and snapping that tow chain.
Reese, been okay, you? : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
The Giants start losing and you disappear. What's the matter, don't like the cesspool BBI becomes when we are on a losing streak?
Where's : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:48 PM
clydez at?
Beez, Dave in MD...you know, my fellow : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:49 PM
Yankee friend...
You gotta problem with that? Homer Simpson was supposed to be there too, but he got sick that day. More partners in Yankee crime.
Reese! and Twenny! Hello my friends!!! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:50 PM
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Randy he posted : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:51 PM
3 posts above you. Are you blind?
Woops! : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 4:51 PM
Missed him.
Gidie, we talked apples... : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
Got to hang a bit with Montreal Man...that was cool. I shoulda gotten there sooner, but had to take the bus from Port Authority, and my azz was draggin.
JO : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
Yeah I was a tad late. It was my first venture, and my second will be much more fruitful and planned far better
Doing it with hats : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
will make you blind
Oh, Rodnee...tell Irie I say "Rrrruff!" : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:52 PM
He'll understand.
gidie, today I met a Jewish friend : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:54 PM
who got herself a pet pig and named it "Latke." I thought that was hilarious.
schnitzie : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
that's pretty funny
didn't you always want : Amtoft : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
a little pig?
26 : Reese : 12/19/06 4:55 PM
While I do enjoy the jackassery around here during the dark days, I've been too busy at work lately to share my ingenious takes on why the Giants suck. But I've been trying to keep up with reading this fun mess...
But doing well thanks. Still have a lot to do before Christmas. You?...
Hey schnitz! How ya been?...
Amtoft, It's against my religion : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:56 PM
Well, just eating it is.
Does having a pig as a pet violate the Torah? Anybody? Anybody?
Cute, red little thing.
Hey Fatso, : TMAC : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
yeah, down here, it's Jesus.
Fatso: Oh my God
Jesus: Goddamn right, and I didn't go through what I went through (did you see the movie, I mean, I hate Mel too, but you've got to admit, he did a nice job) to hang on your saggy, pathetic man-tits. Now unhook me. And shave your mustache. You look a little like Thurm and that's pissing Me off.
Reese : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
isn't it enough to know that they suxity -- and too much to share the reasons why
I got a cute red little thing for ya.... : cjac : 12/19/06 4:57 PM
and its Kosher
Reese, been fine...working my azz off : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:58 PM
I thought things were supposed to slow down at this time of year, but nooooooooooooooooooo!
And the Giants sucking suckery has sucked with the suckage of ten thousand suns.
since people are convinced chop was : bob in tx : 12/19/06 4:58 PM
clydez, any chance with can pin chop with Stan as well? Just trying to police the site...
cjac...aaaahhhhh, cjac : schnitzie : 12/19/06 4:59 PM
Where's the BEEF?!
.... : gidiefor : 12/19/06 4:59 PM
with can pin chop ??
Reese : BigBlue26 : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
Work and life have been keeping me busy. Ready for Christmas? Don't rush me, I still have what, 5 more days?
bobintx, I like the efficiency of the idea : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
...but I don't think it's that easy. Damn.
with can...we can... : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:00 PM
you can
I haven't shopped : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:01 PM
for one damn thing. All's I know is I am going to Mother's.
oh conjugation : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:02 PM
I thought maybe chinese food
TMAC -- You light up my life : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:03 PM
.
gidiefor : Reese : 12/19/06 5:03 PM
I don't know. For me there really isn't anything better than reading thread after thread of BBI geniuses dissecting Eli's throwing mechanics and Coughlin's sideline antics during losing streaks. Oh well unless you count all those really fun second guessing the playcalling threads. They, to me, are like a small slice of heaven...
Reese, I'd rather stab myself : schnitzie : 12/19/06 5:05 PM
repeatedly in the eye with an icepick.
Put yourself in His : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:08 PM
sandals. Tough spot there. And, judging by the periphery, I am pretty sure the view out the front window ain't too pretty either. And the Munson thing is just plain irritating.
So, we're all in agreement? : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:08 PM
choppersnatch is clydez?
Randy : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:11 PM
The Court made no findings of fact. The matter was dismissed for lack of virility.
I believe so Randy... : Amtoft : 12/19/06 5:11 PM
of course he would never admit it.
chopperhatch : hyadoin : 12/19/06 5:13 PM
must be... He wouldn't pop off at the mouth to anyone that might actually choke him down.
I just started a post : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:13 PM
asking clydez to email eric. He can disclose who he is, etc and then we can apologize to the Snatch man. You in?
that chopperhatch? : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:17 PM
what a putamadre! calls me a dupe and hes running around trying to grow a chin
Melvin (dupe) : jlukes : 12/19/06 5:18 PM
clydez (dupe in dc)
Im a dupe? : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:21 PM
thats pretty funny. anytime you want to hangout collegeboy, first round is on you if your parents will lend you the money
I believe : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:25 PM
in Melvin.
Now we need a plan to get Jesus off of Fat Gay Munson.
lukes : Reese : 12/19/06 5:26 PM
You mean Dave, right? How do you know that?...
chopper : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 5:26 PM
I just saw your post above and yeah I'd get pissed if someone called me stupid at every turn. I wasn't aware that you and shep had a contentious relationship, I thought you guys were pals were just busting onions. If it bugs you that much, then what the hell call him what you will.
Back during the Punic Wars.... : Crispino : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
I predicted this thread had a chance to hit 1,000 posts. Now 2,000 is on the horizon. And it's turned into a Nancy Drew Mystery to boot. I love this place.
Joey, that is just NOT the case. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
Someone is a sensitive little girly f@g who goes on the offensive at the drop of a dime and then whines when people lash back at him.
TMAC : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:28 PM
so does my mother - lol. Joey, hes busting his own onions which is a very sad thing to have happen in public
Hey Melvin. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:29 PM
Did you know I'm your dupe? Or vice versa? Or whatever?
Joe : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:30 PM
Shep was just pointing out that hatch is stupid; he didn't call him stupid. A simple non-judgmental observation, like Shaq is tall, bob is smart, or Ben is gay.
geebus : YAJ2112 : 12/19/06 5:32 PM
it took me 30 minutes to catch up on this thing... guess I need to monitor this one so I can snag the coveted post #2112
Randy : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:33 PM
I only found out the other night when I invited chopperhatch to come up to my part of the world for some free McDonals but he said its too dark in my hood. Too bad because he could have sat on the stoop and entertained all my family and neighbors with the fancy gangsta rap he knows
You sound too gangsta : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
to be me. Stop scaring me?
I'd actually like to see : Beez : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
Randy and Melvin posting in the "same minute." Not that it would prove anything ... just stirrin' the pot.
I am off to Miami, : TMAC : 12/19/06 5:34 PM
keep this thing going and call me if you need anything. And don't forget about Jesus up there. Help the Brother out.
Beez, look above : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:35 PM
you dipspit
Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:35 PM
I dont think you and I posted within the same minute ever, maybe your my dupe or the other way round?
The timing of the : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
" Randy is Melvin S." charge, in light of this "chopper is clydez" dilemma is uncanny. A significant slip-up yet uncanny.
Beez = : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
Eric from BBI
well there you have it : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:36 PM
Randy & I post at the same time so I must be Beez
TMAC: playing : bob in tx : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
Doral?
bob. : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
Translation? You mean chooper throwing that accusation at me when in fact, it was him duping the clydez handle?
All it really proves : Beez : 12/19/06 5:37 PM
is that Randy has a laptop, as well as a PC. Or that Melvin does.
It's a MAC : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:38 PM
I mean, What the hell did you mean by that?
Or if I'm chopper, "You long haired rockstar wanna be! You wanna fight????"
Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:39 PM
You like McDonalds? Theres one right around the corner from my building, come on up and Ill buy you a Happy Meal and we can split a sixpack of Miller Lite
I need a haircut, : Beez : 12/19/06 5:39 PM
but I'm no Kip Winger. I am however, fat ... at least according to 26.
Melvin does what? : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:40 PM
Yeee ... McDonald's? : Beez : 12/19/06 5:40 PM
Didn't you see "Supersize Me?" And Miller Lite? What the ???
Beez -- fat and beat up : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:41 PM
why I have to kick youer ass at least once a week
Meanwhile ... : Beez : 12/19/06 5:41 PM
gidie continues to avoid our fight.
Funny : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
How a guy from Harlem is inviting everybody up to Harlem to meet him knowing full well know one is gonna to take him up on that offer..
See? : Beez : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
All talk. Blahblahblah ...
Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:42 PM
Didnt mean to upset any of your fancyboy sensibilities, you can have some of the wine and juice that my cousin drinks and we can go anywhere in the neighborhood you want
Who will garner the historic..... : Crispino : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
2,000th post? BTW, 12,000 views and only 2,000 posts. That's 10,000 slackers.
see : gidiefor : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
Beez is so beat up -- he can't make words anymore
GMAN : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:44 PM
all the tough guys around here talk about what badasses they are and how they are going to smack each other around with god knows what and all I am offering is a civilized meal, its about 20 minuts from Times Square. Is it really so scary to be around people of color?
Just fat. : Beez : 12/19/06 5:45 PM
Or maybe it's "phat."
Mel, you got a BK?
Melvin : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:46 PM
people of color could be scary..
then again : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 5:47 PM
some of my best friends are black
Beez : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
theres one down on 125th a black over from where Sharpton has been having his idiot parade
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH : Stan from LA : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
Chopper is clyidez(whatever).
Too funny...
ha : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
I said black but meant block, maybe Im the racist - lol
I'm all about : Beez : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
idiot parades. Ask gidie.
Aside from the fact : Randy in CT : 12/19/06 5:48 PM
that Harlem is a cool part of town...
Melvin : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 5:49 PM
Yes, it's terrifying.
Joey : Melvin S. : 12/19/06 5:51 PM
you must know my ugly aunt - lol
I had to bail at the Barry Manilow part : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:00 PM
where Beez is decontructing Mandy, Chopin and Barry's beagle and TMAC is instructing Davision on how to launch a waterbottle on the roof via hockey wrister...
What a thread! It's like a bad acid trip!
I bet : hyadoin : 12/19/06 6:02 PM
we never hear from either of them again.
Focus, schnitz. : Beez : 12/19/06 6:03 PM
Or as my wife says, "phuckus."
beez : jlukes : 12/19/06 6:04 PM
you and your wife swing?
Not with a ten-foot pole, Beez! : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:06 PM
Nah gah dah...
Wait, GManInDC is black? : schnitzie : 12/19/06 6:07 PM
?
Man, Joey w/ the Winger reference at 4:17, wicked awesome. : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 6:07 PM
She's only seventeen, SE-VEN-TEEN! Daddy says she's to young, but she's old enough, OLD ENOUGH FOR ME!
We're too close to : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/19/06 6:31 PM
2000 to stop here. I nomininate this as TOTY "Thread of the Year". This thread's got it all, Drama, Suspense, Comedy, Horror (some of those pictures especially).
Sad thing is.. if you miss an hour or two.. : hyadoin : 12/19/06 6:39 PM
there's too much to go back and read. This thread would be close to 200 pages in a word document.
Davisian... : Britt in VA : 12/19/06 6:42 PM
your 4:25 post had me laughing pretty hard.
I'm sorry I misinterpreted this : gidiefor : 12/19/06 7:15 PM
JO : Joey in VA : 12/19/06 4:52 PM Yeah I was a tad late. It was my first venture, and my second will be much more fruitful and planned far better.
How could I have missed that Joey is preganant? Joey, I'm here for you.
gidie got Joey pregnant??? : schnitzie : 12/19/06 7:41 PM
OMG!
schnitzie : Bill2 : 12/19/06 7:44 PM
Have not seen you around. Happy Chunukkah to you and yours. Have a great set of Holidays.
Less than 60 days to pitchers and catchers report and we get Andy back this year!
Sorry : Bill2 : 12/19/06 7:45 PM
Happy Chanukkah
GMAN... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 8:14 PM
Not true - Melvin and I hung out at the Dinosaur BBQ one night. No problem at all...
Hey : GMANinDC : 12/19/06 8:18 PM
who you calling black??
I wonder : gidiefor : 12/19/06 8:30 PM
if mrs Joey knows
Hi! : HomerJones45 : 12/19/06 8:38 PM
There shouldn't be a 1943 post thread without at least one from me.
Thanks! Please continue.
HAHA : GeneInCal : 12/19/06 8:50 PM
Eric just revealed, Clydze is diego!
Randy and company owe chopp an apology.
Gene : gidiefor : 12/19/06 9:02 PM
nah -- they'll find another way to bait him -- and he'll let them -- long range this is something that requires a personal meeting imho
unless... : hyadoin : 12/19/06 9:03 PM
chopper is diego and clydez too!
It is not lost on Eric : gidiefor : 12/19/06 9:07 PM
what has taken place here -- if chopper was a dupe Eric would have said so
What if... : JB in NJ : 12/19/06 9:07 PM
Chopper was Diego?
I don't want anything from him gidie. : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:08 PM
Well maybe for Randy to show up to camp or a game and call me a douchebrownie or whatever to my face. But it will NEVER happen so there's no need to worry about any of that.
oops, : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:09 PM
I meant Gene.
FYI... Two things and a question : George in New Milford : 12/19/06 9:19 PM
1) Just got back from 18C.... It's dark again... I've been there since after the game and STILL no clydez sightings...
2) This has to be the longest thread that Eric never posted on... gotta be a record..
bob in tx.. has the court rendered a verdict yet... this has gone on way to long :-)
I Just Read This Train Wreck : Lastings Milledge : 12/19/06 9:22 PM
and no, I'm not Clydez...I work for the government, so I don't post during the day...I'd hope after 10 years here people would figure that out.
Chopper--you were busted plain and simple--deal with it.
Ok : chopperhatch : 12/19/06 9:45 PM
Dave. Thanks.
This thread was amazing : Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 12/19/06 11:59 PM
when it was alive. It took 3-4 days but another Mystery was solved on BBI. It'd be my pleasure to kill this thread.
I need a little support from Lawyer in NYC : Beez : 12/20/06 6:45 AM
on the "phuckus" thing.
Just a few posts from 2,000 ... this thread is ...
el morte : gidiefor : 12/20/06 8:06 AM
tis a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done................................
Anybody wanna fight teh Filthy? : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:32 AM
Yeah that's what I thought... : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:44 AM
.
..... : gidiefor : 12/20/06 8:47 AM
listen punx - i'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back
We accept: : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 8:54 AM
Thanks Britt! : Davisian : 12/20/06 8:57 AM
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning
Britt knows my weakness. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 8:59 AM
Filthy defeated.
Dav... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:00 AM
it was the comic timing. Genious.
Yes! I got 1964... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:01 AM
I dedicate it to The Beatles.
1966 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:01 AM
.
1967 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:02 AM
.
1968 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:02 AM
.
I got my first real six-string : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:04 AM
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled
It was summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a Band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shualda known we'd never get far
Oh when I lock back now
That was seemes to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
(CHORUS)
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in And that's when I met you
Standin on a mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was no or never
Those were the best days of my life
(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69
Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, no
And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong
Standin' on a mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
(Chorus) Back in summer of '69
.... : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:07 AM
..
BIRTH YEAR! : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:07 AM
1971!
1972 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:09 AM
year I became a Giants fan and ... hmmm
1972 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:10 AM
The year the A-team is sent to prison and escapes
'73 ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:11 AM
Mets-A's
'75 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:11 AM
The year of the Dart Swinger I learned to drive on.
'76 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
Who could forget all those parades. Oh, to be 12 again!
'77 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
My first zits.
'78 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
I got nuthin'.
You stole my birth year! 1976 : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
'79 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:12 AM
Fuquin' Pisarcik.
Well ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
at least we had parades!
1980 : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
The year of the Filthy.
'80 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
Year of the black and gold Formula.
aka : Beez : 12/20/06 9:13 AM
The year of the black and gold Formula.
fluxcken thread stuffers : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:14 AM
You guys are kind of......you know.....old and stuff. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:15 AM
.
Wow, the Filthy was born in the 80's?? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:16 AM
Does that make me a cradle robber?
'88 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:16 AM
Something bad happened that year. Mets again?
Hey, I'm only 30... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:17 AM
Davisian on the other hand...
Now the numbers are all messed up... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
.
Looks 20..? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
that's what you was gonna say, right?
2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
is coming
We'll have to get a second opinion on that. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
Yeah I'm a youngin'. 19 flippin' 80. Expected to be born on Leap Day (Feb 29th) until the Moms said eff that, slice him out.
'94 : Beez : 12/20/06 9:18 AM
The year of meeting the soon-to-be (then) Mrs. Beez.
2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
2000 : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
Was everyone afraid to hit : Beez : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
'95?
Cheater. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
.
*frantically hitting refresh* : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:19 AM
the tension is unbearable.
sumbitch. : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
.
BIGtime cheater. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
That's just ... wrong.
1999, I didn't even get a shot at this: : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:20 AM
you're just sorry : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:21 AM
you didn't do it (grin)
Berry and gidie after the Giants game Sunday. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:22 AM
Wow, this whole time I thought this thread : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:25 AM
had a ways to go to beat out the old Ignatius Reilly thread. I was WAY off. Ignatius only got 578 total posts. I thought I remembered it being much longer than that.
Laborious to read : Beez : 12/20/06 9:26 AM
doesn't always = long.
And here's Filth celebrating 2000, as a lobster.
Rock Lobster? : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:29 AM
?
ha ha : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:31 AM
I own 2000
Whatever... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:32 AM
Shawn Merriman.
... : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:32 AM
Fuck chopperhatch. He said I was Melvin and he never apologized. And fuck you too, gene, for sticking up for a POS like the snatch man. And fuck you again snatch for your tired fucking comments about me going to games or to camp. I went when it wasn't a douche convention.
DING DING!! : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 9:33 AM
Round 7!
Hey, : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 9:33 AM
I went to camp this year?
'smatta Randel : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
you forget your enima today?
It's : Beez : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
a douche convention?
But that makes you miss out : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:34 AM
On the new ergonomicly tipped applicators.
And the new Kiwi/Strawberry line from masengil..
People who like chopper are officially : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:36 AM
douchebags. So you do the math.
This picture has nothing to do with anything ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:37 AM
I just think it begs for captions. Like, for example, you absolutely KNOW what the big guy on the right is thinking: "Dammit! How did my little brother score such a hottie!"
So ... I'm a douchbag? : Beez : 12/20/06 9:38 AM
Even if I've never met anyone at camp? All righty then. I like the cut of ... somethin' somethin'.
Why you Vacated, Scrawny, : gidiefor : 12/20/06 9:38 AM
Dorksnuffing, Corkscraggler. Why I oughta......
What about those that like Chopper and Randy?? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:39 AM
Are they allowed int he convetion?
And its not just a convention for douches, its for Pencil pushers and the terminally unfunny as well.
What about if you don't know either ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:40 AM
but think they're probably both all right in person, but can be equally douche-like on BBI?
To-may-to : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:42 AM
To-mah-to
Uh, yeah. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:50 AM
Please compare me to douchehatch.
You had sex with his cousin. : Beez : 12/20/06 9:51 AM
I never said he would have do the incest. BIG difference.
Fuukc me? : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
No Pal, Fuuuuuuuuuck you. derp
you both overreact like it's your job? : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
owened!
God : GeneInCal : 12/20/06 9:52 AM
I had to go a long way to say fuuuuck.
only 80 more to go : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 9:53 AM
!
Davis. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:54 AM
Yeah, ok. I'LL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE WHO'S EVER MET YOU!!!!! ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
Which of us does that sound like? Both of us?
Well ... : Beez : 12/20/06 9:55 AM
I'm not Davis ... but yeah, in moments, both of you.
Different styles, don't mean different (over) reactions.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:56 AM
Yet I haven't even met you, and I still figure you'd probably be a lot of fun in spite of it..
Well, then : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:56 AM
I'll have to kill you and everyone who's ever met you. Unless I like some of them. Then I won't.
Randy..... : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 9:58 AM
please don't pee in your own wheaties...
Have you ever tried it? : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 9:59 AM
Then pipe down.
Pack a lunch sweet tits.. : Davisian : 12/20/06 9:59 AM
(Because its a long drive and we have NOTHIN in the hosue to eat. time for a Wegmans run, but if you kill me first, you;re on your own pal.)
I don't : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 10:00 AM
eat wheaties, so no worries.
They have Wegmans... : Britt in VA : 12/20/06 10:02 AM
up there, eh?
Randy, you seem to be suffering from : BigBlue26 : 12/20/06 10:02 AM
chronic PMS these days... what's up with that my friend?
Britt : Davisian : 12/20/06 10:03 AM
Wegmans started in Rochester. They ROX..
BB26, it is dealing with chronic stupidity here. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 10:10 AM
This place used to be good but it has really gotten worse and worse as the membership has jumped. It is good for Eric but it is bad for football discussion.
Could someone please miller this thread? : Stan from LA : 12/20/06 10:27 AM
Pleaze?
Millered. : GiantFilthy : 12/20/06 10:32 AM
Hi! : HomerJones45 : 12/20/06 10:35 AM
Didn't want a 2000 post thread not to have at least two posts from me.
Thanks! Please don't continue. . .
how dare you all abandon this thread : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 10:50 AM
you punks, put your pink jerseys on!
2000+ posts and not one bunny pic : schnitzie : 12/20/06 10:52 AM
This site has come of age...
The bunny has hit the bottle : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 10:55 AM
That's an original bunny, Berry! : schnitzie : 12/20/06 10:56 AM
BTW, how's your kitty doing? Recovering well, I hope.
He's doing well.... : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:02 AM
He'll always walk with a limp. He runs faster than ever, but the funny thing is, is that he has a hard time putting on the brakes. He's also developed a new way of hopping. Very bunny-like. Jack is a terror and quite the 'talker'! :)
Good to hear. : schnitzie : 12/20/06 11:08 AM
Meant to ask you about that at the tailgate and felt bad that I didn't. Good goin' little Jack!
Isn't there a Cat Fancy board you people could go to? : Davisian : 12/20/06 11:12 AM
This is a FOOTBALL board.. Not f@gg@t cat owners interactive.
duhvizin iz rite : YAJ2112 : 12/20/06 11:13 AM
katz sux. dawgs ruul
Wow! : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 11:30 AM
this thread is amazing. It refuses to die. Its practically become "clydez' corner forum".
Gene mentioned on his 12/19/06 8:50pm post that Eric revealed that diego was clydez. Where did Eric provide that information? I doubted that it was chopper. Too weird if it was.
it wasn't : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:35 AM
chopper
Berry : MadPlaid : 12/20/06 11:37 AM
That's what I think too.
chopper is clydez and diego. : Randy in CT : 12/20/06 11:37 AM
Please try to keep up?
No he's not,. : Berrylish2 : 12/20/06 11:38 AM
he's one of your little friends and you know it.
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