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NFT: Jared Lorenzen still got it

GiantsBRFan : 2/3/2014 8:14 pm
Playing tonight for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters in some indoor football league.

Lol  
bouchy24 : 2/3/2014 8:17 pm : link
Good lord...
I think we've found the river monster  
mikeygiants : 2/3/2014 8:19 pm : link
in N. Kentucky...
I fucking love watching that guy play.  
Cam in MO : 2/3/2014 8:19 pm : link
...
he was working  
halfback20 : 2/3/2014 8:19 pm : link
just about 40 min north of me. saw him about a year ago and he didn't look that fat. fat for sure...but not this fat.
I can't tell which one he is  
Anakim : 2/3/2014 8:20 pm : link
23 or 71? Haha
Is this a joke?  
Dhoe20 : 2/3/2014 8:20 pm : link
Or is that really him???
Definitely him.  
arcarsenal : 2/3/2014 8:22 pm : link
.
That's what a hero looks like  
Giantology : 2/3/2014 8:23 pm : link
.
Holy shit  
LPete : 2/3/2014 8:24 pm : link
look at the state of that turf. Thats a Wendall Davis accident waiting to happen.
Looks like they ate  
Giantology : 2/3/2014 8:26 pm : link
the crowd
This reminds me of a guy I knew back in college  
nyjuggernaut : 2/3/2014 8:26 pm : link
every Saturday in the Fall a group of us would get a pick up two hand touch game going and this one overweight guy would always come out. Problem was he was so obese he couldn't move much so wound up playing steady QB most of the time. Funny thing about it was he had a cannon arm and was really good.
Threads  
AcidTest : 2/3/2014 9:04 pm : link
like this are why I love BBI.

Doesn't he have a SB ring?
sure does  
Dignan : 2/3/2014 9:12 pm : link
loved watching his glee when Eli came off the field. He embodied the absolute joy every Giant fan was feeling on that Superbowl run.

still a champion. No one can take that away  
SethFromAstoria : 2/3/2014 9:31 pm : link
More rings than Marino  
Ten Ton Hammer : 2/3/2014 10:06 pm : link
.
And he has the SAME amount of rings  
poz72 : 2/3/2014 10:10 pm : link
as Peyton. That's amazing.
from the River Monsters' roster page:  
Del Shofner : 2/3/2014 10:12 pm : link
Lorenzen, Jared QB 6’ 4” 320 lbs 32 University of Kentucky

They don't provide uniform numbers, probably because they change every week, but there is a promo photo of Lorenzen wearing #22.
Bullshit he's 320.  
Ten Ton Hammer : 2/3/2014 10:13 pm : link
More like 350.
.  
Del Shofner : 2/3/2014 10:21 pm : link


Super Bowl Champion Returns to the River Monsters to "Finish What We Started"
Written by webmaster

The Northern Kentucky River Monsters are proud to announce the signing QB Jared Lorenzen. The Highland Heights native, and University of Kentucky standout was part of the Super Bowl XLII champions NY Giants.

In 2011, with the Northern Kentucky River Monsters, Lorenzen threw for 3473 yards and 81 touchdowns. He was also named the UIFL League MVP. In 2013 Jared played 2 games with the Owensboro Rage of the CIFL. Jared threw 15 touchdowns and only 2 interceptions.

Head Coach Brian Schmidt said “I field several times a day the question is Jared coming back? Today is a day that I can definitely say yes, and a day River Monster Fans can be excited for. Having a QB the caliber of Jared improves not only the River Monsters, but league as a whole. ”

“I cannot be more excited for the 2014 season." Jared responded. "So many of us wanted to finish what we started in 2011. The team that has been assembled really is impressive not only in talent but in great guys that the fans will love. This River Monster team is going to be fun to watch.”
Lorenzen  
Marty866b : 2/3/2014 10:42 pm : link
Great short yardage runner who I don't recall ever being stopped short of the first down.
Making  
SethFromAstoria : 2/3/2014 11:08 pm : link
moves
More rings than the Eagles - ( New Window )
I think this is from a prior season  
Del Shofner : 2/3/2014 11:33 pm : link
with the River Monsters
but still ... - ( New Window )
I bet he  
derpaderp : 2/3/2014 11:35 pm : link
could have led the Broncos to victory last night.
damn he can tryout for our offensive line. he has quick feet  
gtt350 : 2/4/2014 5:58 am : link
starting at RT Jared Lorenzen and the fans go crazy
Jared Lorenzen was no joke as a QB.  
idinkido : 2/4/2014 6:26 am : link
The guy had a canon for an arm and had great touch and composure on short passes. Also, as a runner, he was hard to stop, and hurt defenders. So BBI can joke about his size but the guy really was talented. I'm not making him out as an all pro but IMO he was as talented, if not more so, than many of the backup QBs in the NFL. My questions: What happened to him? Why was he out of the league so quickly?
I don't think Jared fit the Giants' offense  
idinkido : 2/4/2014 6:47 am : link
but he would have been a good fit for an offense like Kansas City. Jared was really comfortable and accurate in his short and intermediate passing game.
"Finish What We Started"  
Beez : 2/4/2014 6:48 am : link

Yeah. As in, the whole left side of the menu!
absolutely love this picture  
Greg from LI : 2/4/2014 8:41 am : link
Jared wants nachos!

...  
yankees78 : 2/4/2014 8:52 am : link
I love him
I bet  
Sneakers O'toole : 2/4/2014 8:55 am : link
he drinks a can of soda a day
RE: I bet  
Greg from LI : 2/4/2014 8:58 am : link
In comment 11492495 Sneakers O'toole said:
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he drinks a can case of soda a day


Edited for accuracy
Here's a clip of him scrambling  
Deej : 2/4/2014 10:34 am : link
I think on that team. Have to give it to him -- he's surprisingly agile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZY5PUSLSA - ( New Window )
RE: Here's a clip of him scrambling  
Greg from LI : 2/4/2014 10:36 am : link
In comment 11492847 Deej said:
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I think on that team. Have to give it to him -- he's surprisingly agile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZY5PUSLSA - ( New Window )


Well, think about it this way - how much natural athletic ability must you have to be able to make an NFL roster as a QB when you're as fat as he was?
Round Mound  
RIZZBIZZ : 2/4/2014 10:53 am : link
of Touchdown
RE: Here's a clip of him scrambling  
M in CT : 2/4/2014 11:15 am : link
In comment 11492847 Deej said:
Quote:
I think on that team. Have to give it to him -- he's surprisingly agile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZY5PUSLSA - ( New Window )


holy crap. he trucked like three different players on that run.
He was the answer  
spike : 2/4/2014 12:29 pm : link
to the Giants' red zone problems
I think what happened was that there was a conflict between Jared and  
idinkido : 2/4/2014 1:55 pm : link
the front office. The Giants wanted him to go play in NFL Europe and Jared felt that this would hurt his chances of making the team. Instead he wanted to participate in the Giants' off season training program. I think I got this right and if not, please correct.
RE: I think what happened was that there was a conflict between Jared and  
Matt in SGS : 2/4/2014 2:01 pm : link
In comment 11493427 idinkido said:
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the front office. The Giants wanted him to go play in NFL Europe and Jared felt that this would hurt his chances of making the team. Instead he wanted to participate in the Giants' off season training program. I think I got this right and if not, please correct.


I think the Giants just ran out of patience with Lorenzen. Remember, they signed him back in 2004 to groom him as a backup. He started to become more expensive to keep around and wasn't really progressing. So the Giants decided to change the backups behind Eli in 2008, ditching Wright and Lorenzen, and signing David Carr and drafting Andre Woodson. They released Lorenzen before camp started.
"Beef Tank"?  
SuperRonJohnson : 2/4/2014 6:11 pm : link
that's a new name. It looks like he ate half the team.
When  
Big Al : 2/4/2014 6:17 pm : link
is he due?
Matt  
idinkido : 2/4/2014 7:26 pm : link
If I remember correctly, Lorenzen said that if the Giants intended to keep him they would not be sending him off to Europe.
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