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NFT: Actress Molly Pan ... in my house.

Beez : 4/11/2014 12:45 am
College buddy of my niece ... staying over en route to a college reunion of sorts, at Cornell. Low-level name drop ... but talking to this young lady tonight, I'm hopeful for her that she makes it big. (And not just because she loved my cooking.)

Sweet kid. Beautiful young lady. Quirky, interesting person.

My boss went to Cornell  
Eddie From Toronto : 4/11/2014 12:46 am : link
his son went to Cornell
Eddie ...  
Beez : 4/11/2014 12:48 am : link
it's almost like you're HERE!!!
Stop fucking around Beez  
jcn56 : 4/11/2014 12:54 am : link
unchain her from the radiator and let her go for Christ's sake...
did it get  
Nick in LA : 4/11/2014 3:35 am : link
the hose again?
did you check out her tat on back of her right shoulder?  
gtt350 : 4/11/2014 5:47 am : link
did she sing?
i know, i know way too much
"I'm hopeful for her that she makes it big."  
That Said : 4/11/2014 5:53 am : link
Don't worry. She makes it big, alright.
this thread is one  
Pork and Beans : 4/11/2014 7:34 am : link
Of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
RE: this thread is one  
Chris in Philly : 4/11/2014 7:38 am : link
In comment 11615458 Pork and Beans said:
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Of the creepiest things I've ever seen.


This!
.  
Danny Kanell : 4/11/2014 7:40 am : link
Some solid efforts so far on this thread.

This one has potential.
"Now...  
rptl530 : 4/11/2014 7:42 am : link
it places the lotion in the basket."
"You don't know what pain is!"  
Maximus, Esq. : 4/11/2014 7:58 am : link
.

Agree. Weird
...  
Model4001 : 4/11/2014 8:00 am : link


"First of all I would push you to the ground, pee on you chanting "House on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out." Then I would force you to drink antifreeze until you passed out, and then you would wake up in excruciating pain with a size seven poop-chute."

Are you going  
Rick5 : 4/11/2014 8:03 am : link
to show her this thread?
I just did a google search for this chick and found this.....  
kmed : 4/11/2014 8:04 am : link
From BigActressInteractive.com....

I just stayed at a friends house and her dad was a fucking annoying creep. Seems like everyone just wished he would go away, but he was ALWAYS there. As soon as I walked in the door, I had to listen to him tell me everything about his life. I mean c'mon, it's not that interesting dude. Maybe get a friend or two? Anyway, I hope to never see him again. Go Actresses!
low-level name drop  
PaulBlakeTSU : 4/11/2014 8:07 am : link
lol. I can't imagine anyone on BBI has heard of her. Also, this is creepy as hell.
Beez...  
RC02XX : 4/11/2014 8:09 am : link
You'll never be at the level of JonC, amateur.
In Beez's house...  
SB : 4/11/2014 8:12 am : link
...pass!
.....  
JBGiants : 4/11/2014 8:26 am : link
It doesn't get much creepier than this. If I'm her, I'm getting as far away from you as possible. You're a fucked up dude.
...  
GP : 4/11/2014 8:29 am : link
that last sentence makes this weird.
Shit like this keeps the offseason  
Default : 4/11/2014 8:30 am : link
interesting.
RE: ...  
RC02XX : 4/11/2014 8:30 am : link
In comment 11615493 GP said:
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that last sentence makes this weird.


No...all of the sentences in the OP make this weird.
RE: RE: ...  
Peter in Atlanta : 4/11/2014 8:34 am : link
In comment 11615495 RC02XX said:
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In comment 11615493 GP said:


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that last sentence makes this weird.



No...all of the sentences in the OP make this weird.


No...Beez makes this weird.
RE: RE: RE: ...  
RC02XX : 4/11/2014 8:44 am : link
In comment 11615497 Peter in Atlanta said:
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In comment 11615495 RC02XX said:


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In comment 11615493 GP said:


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that last sentence makes this weird.



No...all of the sentences in the OP make this weird.




No...Beez makes this weird.


Well, that was assumed.
Beez  
ATL_Giant : 4/11/2014 8:45 am : link
she's gorgeous. Do you know her background? Pan, is it Chinese I'm guessing?

Also, is this pic from her recent visit to your home?
RE: RE: this thread is one  
Chef : 4/11/2014 8:47 am : link
In comment 11615460 Chris in Philly said:
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In comment 11615458 Pork and Beans said:


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Of the creepiest things I've ever seen.



This!


+2
....  
BrettNYG10 : 4/11/2014 8:47 am : link
According to IMDB, she was in "Trapped In the Closet".

Hm.

Don't pee on her.
Beez & friend at my house  
Headhunter : 4/11/2014 8:48 am : link
RE: Are you going  
Anakim : 4/11/2014 8:51 am : link
In comment 11615475 Rick5 said:
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to show her this thread?


I'm sure she'll find it on her own. When you google her name, this thread comes up on the second page.
Not everyone googles their own name obsessively  
Cam in MO : 4/11/2014 8:52 am : link
like you do, Anak.





Very creepy.  
arcarsenal : 4/11/2014 8:53 am : link
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RE: RE: Are you going  
Giantology : 4/11/2014 8:53 am : link
In comment 11615512 Anakim said:
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In comment 11615475 Rick5 said:


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to show her this thread?



I'm sure she'll find it on her own. When you google her name, this thread comes up on the second page.


If we all keep clicking on it from search results we can probably boost it to the first page.
Good Lord  
Rich in L.A. : 4/11/2014 8:57 am : link
.
Unfortunately, Beez,  
lawguy9801 : 4/11/2014 8:57 am : link
Since she's been in your kitchen, you've lost a potential Jeopardy final answer.

RE: Not everyone googles their own name obsessively  
Anakim : 4/11/2014 8:57 am : link
In comment 11615513 Cam in MO said:
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like you do, Anak.






Hey, I had to find out who this girl is!



So this girl starred in "Buffalo Shampoo "(Short) (completed)
and played "IL Fook Sun"



Fuck you, son!
from insaneadventuresofmollypan.com  
eli4life : 4/11/2014 9:01 am : link
A pic of beer showed up

beer = beez  
eli4life : 4/11/2014 9:02 am : link
.
...  
SamTheTram : 4/11/2014 9:12 am : link
This. This is the internet age. Who knows who's sharing things about you on the internet to total strangers.
....  
yankees78 : 4/11/2014 9:15 am : link
Um...
Reading that OP gave me the heebie geebies  
Andy in Halifax : 4/11/2014 9:19 am : link
or maybe it was the heebie beezies
Dale Carnegie  
Berrylish : 4/11/2014 9:33 am : link
wrote a book... How to Win Friends and Influence People. A major point in the book was to always KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.
RE: Dale Carnegie  
BrettNYG10 : 4/11/2014 9:38 am : link
In comment 11615571 Berrylish said:
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wrote a book... How to Win Friends and Influence People. A major point in the book was to always KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.


I read that book. It didn't work.
Ha! Good stuff.  
Beez : 4/11/2014 9:39 am : link
.
Brett  
Phil from WNY : 4/11/2014 9:39 am : link
Reading is good. Reading and applying what you read is better...
Headhunter  
Bill in UT : 4/11/2014 9:42 am : link
I saw those 2 guys playing basketball down my block last week. I guess they'll be out of town for a couple of years
knowing your audience  
Berrylish : 4/11/2014 9:43 am : link
is COMPLETELY lost on so many people.
Here we go,  
kmed : 4/11/2014 9:44 am : link
this thread will turn into Brett's facebook page now. Can't we just focus on making fun of the loser that started this thread?
RE: ...  
Mike in Long Beach : 4/11/2014 9:46 am : link
In comment 11615493 GP said:
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that last sentence makes this weird.


bahahaha.

Yeah, you can't be posting pictures of your niece's friend on a website predominantly visited by men, maybe mostly middle-aged men, and then call her "quirky."

Good call, GP. That sentence followed by the pic was definitely the game-changer.
exactly what is the  
Pork and Beans : 4/11/2014 9:46 am : link
Target audience for creepy posts about your niece's friend?
RE: exactly what is the  
Mike in Long Beach : 4/11/2014 9:48 am : link
In comment 11615607 Pork and Beans said:
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Target audience for creepy posts about your niece's friend?


lol, probably middle-aged men.
I'd hit it.  
Cam in MO : 4/11/2014 9:53 am : link



...



Beezer, define quirky  
gtt350 : 4/11/2014 9:55 am : link
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Congrats. You've written the material for her restraining order.  
kickerpa16 : 4/11/2014 9:56 am : link
I can't believe you don't have the awareness to know how fucking creepy this is.
I think the mentality of the audience is creepy  
gtt350 : 4/11/2014 9:58 am : link
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RE: I think the mentality of the audience is creepy  
Cam in MO : 4/11/2014 10:00 am : link
In comment 11615633 gtt350 said:
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I was actually going to opine something like this.


Unfortunately glass houses or some shit like that...




The post and run...  
Chris in Philly : 4/11/2014 10:00 am : link
aspect only adds to the sleeziness of the whole thing...
My favorite part is simply the timing...  
Mike in Long Beach : 4/11/2014 10:01 am : link
"NFT: Actress Molly Pan ... in my house."

....at a quarter to one in the morning.

RE: I think the mentality of the audience is creepy  
Mike in Long Beach : 4/11/2014 10:07 am : link
In comment 11615633 gtt350 said:
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There is definitely some truth to this, however he had to see it coming. If he said "I met a very lovely young actress today, check out X TV show" as opposed to "Quirky girl loves my cooking. Here's a pic" this would probably have gone a bit differently.
lol Being psychoanalyzed by FEKker ...  
Beez : 4/11/2014 10:08 am : link
priceless.

I love you crazy bastards.
For the record ...  
Beez : 4/11/2014 10:09 am : link
who doesn't love my cooking?
Someone should tweet her this thread.  
BrettNYG10 : 4/11/2014 10:15 am : link
.
I've never tasted anything you've cooked  
Bill in UT : 4/11/2014 10:15 am : link
worth a shit
FEK actually just knocked it out of the park  
GiantFilthy : 4/11/2014 10:17 am : link
in his post with the gif.
Beez...  
Chris in Philly : 4/11/2014 10:22 am : link
just after this was posted.

Gah!  
Chris in Philly : 4/11/2014 10:23 am : link


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Guys!  
old man : 4/11/2014 10:25 am : link
Give the guy his moment, or 15, as Warhol said.
You'd all be NFT threading too if she came to yours.
Talk about a total  
kmed : 4/11/2014 10:25 am : link
lack of self awareness. This guy is special.
Hmm.  
Chris in Philly : 4/11/2014 10:25 am : link
You'd all be NFT threading too if she came to yours  
Headhunter : 4/11/2014 10:57 am : link
1) I'd like to think most of us are cooler than that
2) Most of us have met semi famous people and might have had them over without posting it on the internet or called into Page Six of the NY Post
NFT threading?  
Cam in MO : 4/11/2014 11:01 am : link
No, I don't think so.


Select friends would probably be receiving some awesome pics, tho.




how's the new Molly pan skin suit  
B in ALB : 4/11/2014 11:06 am : link
fitting this morning?
This thread is now the 5th link to come up on google.  
Cam in MO : 4/11/2014 11:23 am : link


Bravo, BBI. Bravo.





RE: Someone should tweet her this thread.  
Chris in Philly : 4/11/2014 11:30 am : link
In comment 11615675 BrettNYG10 said:
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I think this is the obvious next step in this shit show...
The poor girl  
schabadoo : 4/11/2014 11:45 am : link
Imagine living with this behavior around you?
I think she would die if she saw  
Bill in UT : 4/11/2014 11:50 am : link
this thread. And fall on the niece's already cold body
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