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| Every once in awhile, with a regularity that is both astounding and reassuring, Americans will gather together to raise their voices, lock their eyes, and engage in a passionate, high-stakes debate about one of the grand questions of our time. Is a hot dog a sandwich? You really can argue it both ways, which is of course what gives the debate so much, er, meat. On the one hand, hot dogs, structurally, hew to that most sandwichy of arrangements: They are processed protein, surrounded by processed carbohydrate. On the other hand, though, hot dogs are cylindrical, rather than sandwichily prismatic, in shape. And vertical, rather than horizontal, in orientation. Oh, and there’s the broad fact that we don’t call them sandwiches, which might suggest that the matter, ongoing debates notwithstanding, has already been settled. |
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Yeah, I don't get this one at all.
what? you heathens don't stand your hot dogs up on little feet before you eat them?
the more you unpack it the stupider it gets.
It must be portable? WTF - some of the best sandwiches aren't terribly portable.
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sliced up in between two pieces of white bread.
like everyone else. with ketchup.
so this thread is stupid.
Knowing who started it, are you surprised?
I dont think someone who prefers Red Delicious apples is in a position to talk shit.
Jews have been eating a sandwich at the Passover Seder for 2000 years. So the real question to me is whether a hot dog is a Hillel.
Shut yo face, you sheeple!
Bologna!
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Careful. New "sensitive" Greg is going to have a fit!
The dictionary is bullshit.
Why did someone draw a picture of Brett eating a hotdog?
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Why did someone draw a picture of Brett eating a hotdog?
So, Brett wears red lipstick and paints his nails? Who'da thunk it!
The home of the Mayors Daley preaches good taste!
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Read the article; it explains it.
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How do you explain an ice cream sandwich?
Read the article; it explains it.
So The Atlantic is now the accepted source on what constitutes a sandwich :) "The Sandwich Index we created"
Ok,take a hot dog bun. Break the attachment down the middle. Lay the bottom piece horizontally on a plate. Place hot dog on it, Put mustard on top half of the former bun and cover the hot dog with it. Done.
It must be portable? WTF - some of the best sandwiches aren't terribly portable.
So the Guiness recordhold for World's Biggest Sandwich isn't a sandwich. Unless they mean portable on a flatbed
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How do you explain an ice cream sandwich?
Read the article; it explains it.
So The Atlantic is now the accepted source on what constitutes a sandwich :) "The Sandwich Index we created"
Ok,take a hot dog bun. Break the attachment down the middle. Lay the bottom piece horizontally on a plate. Place hot dog on it, Put mustard on top half of the former bun and cover the hot dog with it. Done.
It's the source quoted for this thread. Try keeping your eye on the ball, just for once.
I actually really enjoyed visiting Chicago. I'm sure there are some shithole parts of it, but not sure why anyone would have such vitriol for an entire city.
Wait...it's Greg. Nevermind.
Now THAT I would put mustard on.
That ought to give you pause for thought right there, Greg.
Now you know you're wrong for sure.
Do Not Fuk With The National Hot Dog & Sausage Council !
They know all about your weiner
Not only is it a thing, but fuck with them and you know what happens?
People get yelled at for putting ketchup on you.