Rosanne Rosannadanna
Lisa Loobner and Todd AKA "pizzaface"
Czechoslovakian swingers Jorge and Yortag "Foxes!!"
Buckwheat sings love songs
Samurai night fever
The one skit skewering PC and was truly "edgy" that would never be allowed to air today was Heather Locklears "Amazing Timesavers" skit with Mike Myers from 1994. I'd love to link it here but can't find it. The really funny thing about it is the scared look...10 years prior to when Kanye West said W "didn't like black people" her infomercial cohost Myers gave when she gleefully says something outrageous
The one skit skewering PC and was truly "edgy" that would never be allowed to air today was Heather Locklears "Amazing Timesavers" skit with Mike Myers from 1994. I'd love to link it here but can't find it. The really funny thing about it is the scared look...10 years prior to when Kanye West said W "didn't like black people" her infomercial cohost Myers gave when she gleefully says something outrageous
The "Uncle Roy" skits from the '70s about a pedo babysitting children...not only would something like that not be allowed to air but I'm pretty sure whoever proposed it would get tossed out of this building. Man the '70s was a bizarre decade lol
Unfortunately its incomplete. There was a part where a stoned caller voiced by David Spade calls in that's missing from the transcript and the ending graphic Phil Hartmon voiceover
..hosted by Norm MacDonald. He was the best at it.
Quote:
Recent photos sent from the Galileo space probe, orbiting Jupiter's moon Europa, suggest that it meets the conditions necessary to support a primitive form of life. Just what kind of life form? You guessed it -- Frank Stallone.
He was the shooter on the Long Island Railroad. The guy was a total nut job but they really pushed it in the sketch. Bob Newhart was a witness in the sketch. Link - ( New Window )
- Matt Foley "Motivational Speaker"
- Japanese Game Show with Chris Farley where they cut off a body part if you get a wrong answer
- The Christmas Kangaroo with Hugh Jackman explaining the difference between Christmas in U.S. vs. Christmas in Australia Christmas Kangaroo - ( New Window )
It was a police lineup with Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Bob Dole, and another. A woman was supposed to identify her attacker by looking at the guys' penises so they all had to drop trough. She said that the guy on the end (Dole) must be dying his hair and it wasn't Gore because his penis bent to the left. When she got to Clinton she thought it was the right penis so he was asked to speak to see if she could identify him by his voice so Clinton went into a high falsetto voice speaking Spanish. Then a guy playing a drunk Ted Kennedy came running into the lineup with his pants down to his ankles and fell on his face. The police officer told Ted, "Mr. Kennedy, Mr. Kennedy - this is a police lineup and you aren't supposed to be here". Kennedy replied, "Police lineup??? I thought this was a party (or as he said with a Boston accent, 'Pahtty'". LMAO
It was a commercial for a sanitary cover to protect your kids from unsavory-looking mall Santas. Belushi played basically the same character that Billy Bob Thornton did in Bad Santa - a foul, drunken Santa.
"Close Encounter" a post-interview of three people kidnapped by aliens. Made me laugh anyway...and it's getting tougher to laugh at SNL since the old guys left. This one is worth a watch though Close Encounter - ( New Window )
Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin
Two wild and crazy guys.
Jimmy and Billy Carter go to Israel
Lisa Loobner and Todd AKA "pizzaface"
Czechoslovakian swingers Jorge and Yortag "Foxes!!"
Buckwheat sings love songs
Samurai night fever
Word Association with Richard Pryor
Fluckers
And not a skit per se but:
That was amazing.
Del Stator's 99 Cent Toad Farm
Phil Hartman's Reagan as a super genius pretending to be dim
Buck Henry's call-in radio show, when he says progressively more outrageous things to get some callers
Any with Lovitz as Satan
Dukakis After Dark
Velvet Jones
Jim Belushi's Bobby Knight-like chess coach
Irwin R. Mainway and Bag o'Glass
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
The Bel-Arabs
The Japanese game show with Farley as a horrified Americanot tourist
Unfortunately its incomplete. There was a part where a stoned caller voiced by David Spade calls in that's missing from the transcript and the ending graphic Phil Hartmon voiceover
Pre-chewed Charlie
Eddie Murphy's Gumby
Rosanne Rosannadanna
Point Counterpoint
Church Lady
Wild and Crazy Guys
Uncle Jemima's Corn Mash Liquor
Doctor Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
Uncle Jemima's Corn Mash Liquor
Doctor Badofsky (Tim Kazurinsky)
Synchronized Swimming gets my vote as well.
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- Matt Foley "Motivational Speaker"
- Japanese Game Show with Chris Farley where they cut off a body part if you get a wrong answer
- The Christmas Kangaroo with Hugh Jackman explaining the difference between Christmas in U.S. vs. Christmas in Australia
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"MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!!!"
Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood
CILL My Landlord
Dead Poets Society spoof
I'll take "The Rapists" for $400
It was a police lineup with Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Bob Dole, and another. A woman was supposed to identify her attacker by looking at the guys' penises so they all had to drop trough. She said that the guy on the end (Dole) must be dying his hair and it wasn't Gore because his penis bent to the left. When she got to Clinton she thought it was the right penis so he was asked to speak to see if she could identify him by his voice so Clinton went into a high falsetto voice speaking Spanish. Then a guy playing a drunk Ted Kennedy came running into the lineup with his pants down to his ankles and fell on his face. The police officer told Ted, "Mr. Kennedy, Mr. Kennedy - this is a police lineup and you aren't supposed to be here". Kennedy replied, "Police lineup??? I thought this was a party (or as he said with a Boston accent, 'Pahtty'". LMAO
I would love to find the skit.
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Head Wound Harry
Tom Hanks - 5 timers club monologue